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A Robot To Follow "Mother" And Another To Block Her

fireflash writes: "Some folks at MIT have had a bit of fun with robots. 'Mr. Mallard' and 'Roboguard' are robots that follow a homing beacon and guard hallways, respectively. Wouldn't you like to be followed around by a mess of wires and boards whilst attempting to pass through a hallway guarded by another? Sounds like the ultimate in home security to me :-)."

109 comments

  1. Um... by sandidge · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't mean to be cruel, but I really don't think Roboguard is going to be keeping me from going anywhere. Just one swift kick and I'd be adding a few extra Legos to my collection.

    1. Re:Um... by Silicon+Avatar · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, then, they'll just take their broken robot BACK home, build larger lego pieces of out solid metal, put him/her/it back together again. The next time you try to go into your porn magazine store and you see this guy guarding you because you are underage, let's see you kick him/her/it THEN! :)

    2. Re:Um... by jdgreen7 · · Score: 1

      True, one Roboguard wouldn't be too hard to escape from, but imagine a Beowulf cluster of them! (sorry, couldn't help it) If this thing was armed and came equipped with face recognition capability, you could create yourself a nice little security system. It might be tough to explain to the police why your toy shot your inlaws when they came to visit, though! :)

    3. Re:Um... by The_Unforgiven · · Score: 1

      ...umm.. I think if they implemented them for security, they'd be a bit more study...

      Maybe even armed :)

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  2. Right... by snake_dad · · Score: 1

    And next you tell us that the robots run MIT/Cesium 4.02. Somehow I lost confidence in MIT :-)

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  3. Mirror by Erasei · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is probably going to be needed real soon.. google mirror

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    1. Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > === Proud owner of a self-restored 1968 Ford Fairlane, 302 V8, 9" 3.11 geared. ===

      Wow, what a cool car! And you say it restored itself? And to think I've been putting work into restoring cars all these years, when they could have done it themselves!!

    2. Re:Mirror by angio · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please don't use the google mirror.
      We've changed some of the links in the
      main page, and updated it a bit to
      point out things like the 173 megabyte
      download. If you use the google mirror,
      it will actually hurt our servers more
      than it will help. Ironic, that.

      -Dave

  4. Finally! by Masem · · Score: 5, Funny
    I've always wanted to play a full-size, real-life game of Daleks! (or Robots! or whatever title you remember it as!) As long as they can only move in ordinal directions, I'm set!

    (or insert 'Berserk' or 'Robotron/Llamatron' to your heart's desire... :-)

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    "I can see my house from here!" - ST:
    1. Re:Finally! by Coplan · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I've always wanted to play a full-size, real-life game of Daleks!

      The name rings a bell...but I'm not quite sure where I've heard it before. Refresh my memory...what's that game about, and what did I play it on?

    2. Re:Finally! by Masem · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have a large grid. You're placed in the middle somewhere. Scattered about the level are 'daleks' or 'robots', depending on how much trouble the author wanted with BBC. Each 'turn', you move one space; each robot moves one of the eight possible directions towards you one space. If two robots ended in the same space at the end of that turn, they died and left a pile of rubble. If a robot hit the rubble after moving, it also died. If a robot touched you, or you collided with the rubble, you lost. The idea was to have all the robots collide with other robots or rubble, and leaving you alive. Typically you'd have a limited number of 'teleports' that would drop you in a random location on the grid that you could use instead of moving.

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      "I can see my house from here!" - ST:
    3. Re:Finally! by jandrese · · Score: 3, Informative

      You play on a simple field (often times an 80x25 terminal window). Your intreped hero has no weapons (sometimes he has a single shot sonic screwdriver) and if any robot touches him he dies. You can only kill the robots by making them run into each other (where they'll leave piles of debris behind--and running into debris is also deadly for the robots!). The robots are very stupid, they always head in a bee-line to the player (at least as much as they can being constrained to moving in ordinal directions). Your hero's primary weapon is a teleporter that randomly teleports him to somewhere else in the playing field (including occasionally next to a robot). The game is over when a robot touches the player (usually when you teleport in right next to a robot). A somewhat feature lacking version can be compiled from here:
      Hpux

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    4. Re:Finally! by jandrese · · Score: 1

      Gah. This will teach me to check my links before sending them. The above link is dead (probably has been for a long time). xrobots can be downloaded from the FreeBSD project ftp site. It should compile on just about any platform with X. Gnome also ships with a version called "gnobots" and an enhanced version called "gnobots2".

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    5. Re:Finally! by A+Big+Gnu+Thrush · · Score: 2

      For those using a sophisticated os, just type pkg_add -r xrobots.

      Too bad the game blows.

    6. Re:Finally! by jandrese · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh, I guess it was too obvious that I pulled that URL directly from the ports tree. FreeBSDers who really want to see the game in action (although I suspect many people will have the above sentiment: This used to think this was fun?!?) can: # cd /usr/ports/games/xrobots Adjust if your ports tree is elsewhere of course
      # make install clean

      Or you can play the text version (it's part of the base BSD games):
      % cd /usr/games
      % ./robots

      Or you can install the gnome versions (not recommended unless you already have gnome installed, no point installing all of gnome for a couple of lousy games after all):
      # cd /usr/ports/games/gnomegames
      # make install clean

      This should be enough robot on robot action for anybody.

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  5. even cooler robots by guidobot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An even more interesting robot is the one at CMU that walks around talking to people & showing facial expressions... these roboguard robots don't seem all that advanced, especially after seeing robot museum guides, nurses, and lots of other cool robots.

  6. Nice, but... by cardhead · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Is this project:
    cute? yes.
    worth an A as a class project? yes.
    Breakthrough? no.
    Research? no.
    New? no.
    News? no.

    -r

  7. one of many others i am sure by millerjl · · Score: 1
    roboguard google mirror

    but this project is incorporating wireless ethernet system into it...
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  8. Robochi? by rmadmin · · Score: 0

    I am already imagining some practical applications for this. Kind of fits well with that robotic cat(dog?) that was released in Japan not too long ago. Though if I was gonna use it for a robotic pet, I wouldn't use legos, I'd hack something togather with a stuffed tux and use red LED's for eyes. Now thats home protection! =P

  9. I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's laws. by Anton+Anatopopov · · Score: 1
    It would be unfortunate if one of these robots ran amok and killed human beings. No doubt the DoD is investigating this technology in the hope of finding some military application.

    I imagine if these things could be made much smaller, and consume less power, then they could be ideal to use as battlefield spies. Simply strap a cheap webcam on the top, add a cheap PC and an 802.11b network card and away you go!

  10. Robot Wars... by Computer+suck! · · Score: 0

    They should stick 'em into Robot Wars (after arming it with a little more than some lego bricks. It'll be cool, a mix of Robojox[1] and Combat Zone[2]).

    [1] An OLD film, does anyone else remember it?
    [2] An OLD computer game (Win 3.11), does anyone else remember it?

    CS!

  11. Slashdot gets hoaxed again by Hairy_Potter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This project apparently takes place at MIT, but each picture showed an attractive young female, for a total of two attractive young females!

    After 11 years on the software field, I know attractive young females are only about 5% of the software population (even counting testers), so this whole thing sounds like a Halloween prank.

    1. Re:Slashdot gets hoaxed again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, but hey
      Maybe the robot can be hacked so we can get some spycam picks of those two girls wa hoo

    2. Re:Slashdot gets hoaxed again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's a Freshman class?

  12. Next up, pusher and shover robots. by Narcopolo · · Score: 3, Funny

    The shover robot pushes people around, and the pusher robot shoves bread down their throats.

    Are there stairs in your house?
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    1. Re:Next up, pusher and shover robots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice LMoM reference. Keep up the good work.

    2. Re:Next up, pusher and shover robots. by CoffeeJedi · · Score: 1

      but can they protect me from the terrible secret of space?

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    3. Re:Next up, pusher and shover robots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok that was very diverting, thanks I needed a laugh!

  13. Two robots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is one Pusher robot, the other Shover robot? Just what are they trying to protect us from anyway? http://www.jonathonrobinson.com/secret.htm

  14. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by msheppard · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be very complicated to make a robot for the battlefield that obeys Asimov's laws.

    The zeroth law does allow them to kill people to save other people, but for modern battles you're gonna have to teach them religon to get them to kill some people.

    "The entertainment of the many outweighs the safty of the few, or the one"

    M@

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  15. Big File Warning by shut_up_man · · Score: 3, Informative

    Holy crap, that Roboguard demo is... 173MB? Maybe they should put a size warning on that one, although my work's currently paying for my bandwidth, meh.

    shut up man

    1. Re:Big File Warning by AnotherBrian · · Score: 1
      If someone has this file could you please reencode in divx and post it on a p2p network like WinMX?

      I think we should set up temporary meriors for big files that will be /.'ed. Name it something like:
      [SLASHDOT_the date_story]filename.

  16. Robot babysitters? by imrdkl · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll take two, with the optional mild electrical stimulation/motivation modules, please. :-)

  17. perhaps they know a little about robotics by cblood · · Score: 1

    How about data compression? A three min video clip that is 177 megs? This better be good.

  18. name can't stick. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the term "mother" cannot be used because it isn't PC enough. Just as system board must be used in place of motherboard, something will have to be found to call this setup.


    And don't even think about master / slave.

  19. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by Anton+Anatopopov · · Score: 1

    I believe Bruce Sterling wrote a short story about some sort of computerised battle robot that believed in Islam. It was pretty good, but I cannot remember the name right now. I think it is in the 'globalhead' book of short stories.

  20. Mr Mallard is a good idea by pheonix · · Score: 1

    The concept behind Mr Mallard is a good idea...a robot that can follow its "mother". Now, if they could just teach my son that, I would have many fewer panic filled afternoons in the mall...

  21. Waiiiittt a minute! by lumpenprole · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So if one is following me and the other one won't let me past....

    I'm playing Zork!

    God help me!

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  22. Yep by Aceticon · · Score: 2
    I can just see it now ...

    I'll grab my old "Neural Network That Recognizes Digits" university project ...

    ... and put it inside a Lego-Mindstorm robot.

    This way i will create a robot that reads digits and then draws them by running a path in the shape of that digit (i only have to program 10 paths).

    Next i'll post in Slashdot (naturally such post will be accepted) ...

    ... which will make me famous (more famous than i am now at least) and rich (i'll sell advertising on the page that i'll provide about the robot).

    From that to World Domination it will be just a small step!!!

    1. Re:Yep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have took the blue pill

    2. Re:Yep by BLAMM! · · Score: 1

      That's wonderful, Brain! Then we can open that little frozen yogurt stand out on Long Island that we always wanted! Zort!

  23. make 'em fight by AssFace · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't care about protection - just put one in the hallway who's only mission is to get through the door at the end.
    then put the other one who's only job it is to guard the door... well, right be the door.

    then program them to scream when parts of them fall off.
    and give them lasers.
    everybody love lasters. just like that tv show.

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    There are some odd things afoot now, in the Villa Straylight.
  24. large files, etc by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    How about data compression? A three min video clip that is 177 megs? This better be good.

    This is a typical oversight when designing stuff mostly for internal consumption. They obviously were not planning for people to try to see the file via a dialup or something.

    This fits in with the dot-bomb executives who wanted their website optimized for 1280 x 1024 or something, which is what they had in their office. Which was more clueless since those dotbomb websites were designed for public use.

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  25. /.'ed Re:Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    now mirror the movie please......

  26. Felinity. by MortimerK · · Score: 1
    Wouldn't you like to be followed around by a mess of wires and boards whilst attempting to pass through a hallway guarded by another? Sounds like the ultimate in home security to me

    Erm... no. Cats, dude. They sound like robot cats.

  27. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by SaturnTim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By God, I don't see the wonder of these wonder weapons. Killing by remote control, nothing is reaffirmed. The day is quickly coming where our troops will be safely hidden in a bunker somewhere while we wipe out the enemy with a joystick.

    But, what will this prove? Sure, we could kill a few more bad guys... But If the cause isn't worth dieing for, is it really worth killing for? Will this help make the world a better place, or will this just provide a way for the few to control the many?

    --ST

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  28. WAHOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I'm going war driving for military robots! Be afraid robots, be very afraid. All your 2.4 mhz are belong to us (the public).

  29. "Get him, my robots!" by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 2

    I think someone should stop MIT...they're obviously trying to set up a live version of Impossible Mission. Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets ionized.

  30. Kickbot, a robot you can kick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So if you guys like Nick, Jaeyon, Godfrey and Magda's robots, you should check out Kickbot, a robot Chris and I made for the same class that was designed to be kicked. (These were for Rodney Brooks' Embodied Intelligence class)

    check out this link for details Kickbot Homepage

    And if Chris' connection gets slashdotted the final paper with all of the cool pictures can be seen at Paper Mirror PDF (1.4MB)

  31. and every time you turn around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you trip over a stupid robot that's following you for no apparent reason.

    sounds great....

  32. Re:Do you have stairs in your house? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am the shover robot. Do not listen to the pusher robot, he is defective.

  33. Nice! by SevenTowers · · Score: 1

    Real 3-D pacman. Eat donuts left on tables by unsuspecting students, hassle the teachers until they give you that percentage point, even mount a camera on it and do some more exotic kind of exploring...

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    Autocracy and freedom
  34. Talking to ME? by blang · · Score: 2

    The researchers tested Vikia
    out on passers-by. The robot would sense a person, turn its
    face towards them and ask
    them to stop and answer a
    question.


    Wonder how they did that, focus on the person being adressed. From my experience, as long as the face on the TV screen looks into the camera,
    it appears to be looking stratight at you, even i you stand to the very side of the screen.

    So, it'll be like in the old days, when I had a cross-eyed professor. Whenever he asked a question to the audience, he got more than one answer.

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    1. Re:Talking to ME? by Spriggig · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps it actually turned the flat screen monitor rather than the image of the head. That said... It always bugs me when they do this on Star Trek. The captain is having a conversation with someone on the main view screen and the someone on the screen looks around the room to different characters at an angle that makes sense to the viewpoint of the camera but would look silly to the character the someone is supposed to be addressing.

  35. That brought up a Star Wars memory. by AFCArchvile · · Score: 1

    Chewbacca: ROOOOOAR!!!!

    (hallway patrol droid stops, does a reverse 180, and scoots away squeaking.)

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  36. ROM & TRON atcha'chew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A time ago it ROM'd upon Chew'd ago. A case hardened box of light wave stuff, that only a clock maker master tech'ie, like ever saw, ago, but yeah only GOOD robots look out for other robots. Sounds logical to me.

    8)

    Peace at you. 8P

  37. Yes, but... by Destacona · · Score: 1

    Question: Do You Have Stairs In Your House?

    Space Robot Bonanza

  38. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    I know you're joking, but I'm sick to death of hearing about Asimov's "Laws". He was a fiction writer and a thinker. Laws like his don't apply to the real world.

  39. Slashdotted yet again by saridder · · Score: 1

    If MIT can't figure out how to keep a site slashdotted, we're all in trouble.

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  40. is it a shover robot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more importantly, will it protect me from THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE?

  41. Fridge guard by BLAMM! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great! All I have to do now is put the blocker in front of my fridge and I might have a chance of staying on my diet. At the very least I'll get some exercise trying to out maneuver it!

  42. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by saridder · · Score: 1

    A cool killer robot right now that the Pentagon is using is the Predator with a hellfire missle.

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  43. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by mskfisher · · Score: 1

    there will still be risk involved... imagine one of the enemy's remote-controlled robots dropping a bomb on that joystick bunker.
    the risk will be reduced, but will still be there.

    besides, the ultimate goal has never been to kill people, but to remove their ability to resist you and/or achieve their nefarious goals.

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  44. no robots! by Kengineer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do not trust the pusher robot!

    He is malfunctioning!

    Do you have stairs in your house?

    - kengineer

  45. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you know what asimov's laws are? your post doesn't look like it, they are rules bounding the behavior of robots in his stories, other people thought that they would be a "good idea" and incorperated them into their stories, some people think that they should be implemented in real robots too

  46. Yeah, but... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Consider the practical side of such a thing following toddlers around the house. Parents might by sold on something like this if it had a map of the house programmed in and warned if Kiddo was heading for the basement stairs or out in the back yard, etc. Think baby monitor with video and maybe even something like a local GPS. :-)

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  47. Reminds me of an Emo Phillips quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."

  48. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Do you have any idea how hard it is to conclusively identify a human using sensors mounted on a robot, much less reason about keeping that human out of harm's way?


    Asimov's laws require knowledge and inference that modern robots simply do not have. The better question would be whether their behavior was predictable and rigorously tested in the target domain.

  49. Re:I got to say this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you'll be very happy with the TiBook. It has all the goodies like a big screen (great for palettes), radeon, gigabit e-net, wireless, blah blah blah. If you can find a way to get the price down from $4500 I'd say you got your laptop...maybe your bank will give you a low interest loan. Take a look at xlr8yourmac.com

  50. Hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo
    Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto, domo...domo

    Heh : )

  51. Big Deal.... by HiredMan · · Score: 1

    Gee all that time and effort just to model the behavior I see in the hallway of my house with my dogs everyday...

    =tkk

  52. Mr Mallard XL by Pescatore · · Score: 1

    What I would like is a larger version of Mr Mallard, capable of carrying a case of beer.
    Or perhaps it could be designed as a beer barrel, with the logics and sensors in a half-sphere on top...
    it could have three wheels.. and roll around following me on my hovering desert barge..
    Just a thought.

  53. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

    I know what they are. Any laws like those place arbitrary bounds on creativity of design. If we limited our previous technology to only that which poses no threat of harm, we would still be sitting in cottages weaving clothes by hand.

  54. Roboguard, slasdotting, comments from inside by angio · · Score: 3, Informative
    Some comments from another student in Nick and Jaeyoun's group:
    • Sorry about the slashdotting. Small server configuration error that's been fixed now. Browse away.
    • Roboguard and friends were a class project; it wasn't DARPA or NSF funded, it was all for fun and a good grade. :) Our research group does networks and mobile systems research for our day jobs...
    • The Cricket Project that was used in the "Mother" robot is part of our real research.
    • Much of the robotics research at MIT happens in the AI Lab, so if you're curious about robotics, browse over there and see the things that the Humanoid Robotics Group is doing. Very cool stuff.
    -Dave
  55. Robot babysitters instead of censor-ware? by Teun · · Score: 1

    That's just what parents need, a replacement mother that at the same time can be a guard to watch the kid's surfing behaviour.
    Much better than that so-called Censor-ware :-)

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    "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
  56. Not really anything new here... by SuperJ · · Score: 1

    There are a ton of robots on the Mindstorms site and on robots.net that are much more sophisticated.

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    Sheepdot: Open Source good, Closed Source baaaaaaad!

  57. The Learning Company did this in the 80's by Mr+Slushy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Back in the '80s, I worked on a DOS port of an Apple II game called "Robot Odyssey" where there were "guard 'bots" that guarded certain items. In order to win, you had to program a robot with digital logic circuits to bypass the guards, or solve a puzzle.

    The game was way cool, but too hard for the casual gamer. I understand the game was even used in electronics classes to teach digital logic.

    Here [members.aol.com] is a site where you can see screenshots or download copies of the Apple II and DOS version.

    I recall that the DOS version only worked on 8086/286 machines with color monitor and joystick.

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  58. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by Alsee · · Score: 1

    If we limited our previous technology to only that which poses no threat of harm, we would still be sitting in cottages weaving clothes by hand.

    Don't you know weaving poses many threats of harm?
    This goes into great detail on the risks. Here's a snippet:

    To sum up the main risk factors:
    a) noise;
    b) posture;
    c) stress;
    d) eye strain;
    e)chemicals;
    f) accidents.

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  59. Is there SERIOUS research at the MIT Media Lab? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
    Jezus, I think it's about time to consider the attitude "I don't give a shit what those sellouts at the Media Lab are doing now."

    Instead of researching the difficult and unglamorous stuff which will result in the next wave of technological progress, they're playing with parrots, training their dogs over the internet, and making cutesy robots which have no use beyond getting Omni magazine and dumbed-down "isn't-science-neat"-type shows to give them publicity. Maybe this results in grants... but I can't imagine MIT alums would be so dumb as to think this is the sort of work that deserves their funding. But I worry that I am overestimating their wisdom, probably because of the mystique of MIT. The Media Lab is now the "Let the Media Stroke our Egos" lab.

    Now think how you would react if you read that work like this had instead been done at SUNY Bingamton or some other or the University of Kentucky (two decent schools). Like every other sane person, you would think they're just wanking. The only reason why we don't think that of the Media Lab is because we think "oh, it's MIT, so there must be something important behind this that they don't explain in their media relations." I hate to tell you this, but there isn't.

    Mind you, I'm not saying we shouldn't allow these self-righteous wankers to do their work. Self-righteous wanking is something I think should and must live on in academia. What I oppose is treating these wankers as anything but what they are, as though they had a halo around them.

    spork

    1. Re:Is there SERIOUS research at the MIT Media Lab? by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 2

      ROFLMAO....

      Um...did you even read the blurb?...much less go to the actual page. There is nothing even remotely releated to the Media Lab here.

    2. Re:Is there SERIOUS research at the MIT Media Lab? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2
      Fine, but I don't know of another lab at MIT who would do this, and the project has Media Lab stench all over it (pointlessness and gee-whizzity).

      I'll believe you if you have evidence that it's NOT them, but that would be sad, because I don't want to believe that the rest of MIT sold out to the media.

  60. LegOS by rsimmons · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they can run LegOS? Oops, did I say LegOS.

    Sorry, LEGO, my bad! Please don't sue me.

  61. a request for sanity by bpadams · · Score: 1
    folks:

    the page in question describes two final projects for an introductory mit graduate class on robotics (i was the ta). while the students in question did very well, their robots aren't "research" any more than a napkin sketch of some fruit is "art". don't worry -- you'll still be able to get in your door when you get home.

    and, just for the record, they're not at the media lab. damn negroponte and his imperialist media empire!

  62. Class project... by ChristianBaekkelund · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Um, it's worth noting that this was merely one class project at one class at MIT by a couple students.

    If this is Slashdot-worthy, then there are nearly thousands of Slashdot-worthy pages in the MIT domain alone.

    For starters, every other final project for the Embodied Intelligence class for every term recently. That should be around 200 Slashdot pages right there... :)

  63. Plasmid sensitizes B. Anthracis to tetracyclines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can a vacuum chamber kill spores? Will low humidity dehydrate spores.Watch out for flu w/o a runny nose. Will rain cause spores to clump? Evidenntly spores don't stick to mucous lining of branchi which is expelled by cilliated membrane of branchi. Can CO2 force spores to prematurely assume the vulnerable bacillus form? How come noone's talking

  64. I played it on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an old black and white all-in-one Mac with no hard drive, no idea what model specifically

  65. mod this down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing to do with the Media Lab

  66. Funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I loved that!

  67. Obligatory Simpsons Ref by nurightshu · · Score: 1
    I can't remember the exact quote, but the commandant of the military academy to which Bart is exiled says something like the following at commencement:
    Wars of the future will be fought by very, very small robots. As we look to that future, your purpose is clear: to clean and maintain those robots.

    Frankly, I say screw the DoD. I want a legion of killbots to do my dark and nefarious bidding. And frankly, bringing this back on-topic, I'm pretty sure that if the robot ran amok and started killing human beings, all we'd have to do is disassemble him and give his pieces to a five-year-old. The kid will convert the parts into a cute little Lego house, and that's that.

    Of course, if the Lego house ran amok and started killing people, then I'd start to get worried...

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    They that would sacrifice their .sig space for that cliched Franklin quote deserve neither.
  68. robot? by child_of_mercy · · Score: 2

    remote control doth not a robot make.

    The predator is just a large and sophisticated remote control plane.

    --
    'There is a Light that never goes out.'
  69. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by jhantin · · Score: 1
    If we limited our previous technology to only that which poses no threat of harm, we would still be sitting in cottages weaving clothes by hand.

    This was precisely what Asimov illustrated in the difference between the Spacer and Settler cultures. The Spacers' entire lives were perfused with Three-Law robots, making them an excessively conservative, even stagnant, culture; the Settlers used no artificial sentience (but did use lesser AI technologies like fuzzy logic and expert systems), and outgrew and out-teched the Spacers by leaps and bounds because of their willingness and ability to take risks.

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    ...when you're writing a game...tweak the difficulty of "Easy" to something [your mother] can cope with. -- onion2k
  70. Re:I hope they are programmed to obey Asimov's law by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

    I admit I haven't read much of Asimov, so I'm glad to hear that he was wise enough to recognize this. Risk-taking is the key to growth in any area.