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More Details of MS/DOJ Deal

There are various news articles out at most major news sites, but they're all based on this press release from the Department of Justice. The actual terms of the settlement will probably become public shortly, so I wouldn't spend a whole lot of time trying to dissect this press release. Just read it for generalities. In sum: for this whole multi-year case, which you will recall started when Microsoft refused to obey its earlier behavior restrictions, we have more behavior restrictions, lasting only five years. And if MS doesn't obey those, they'll ... be in effect longer. Update: 11/02 15:07 GMT by M : Here are the promised terms of the settlement. Now you can dissect them. :) Update: 11/02 15:53 GMT by M : The states are refusing to sign on.

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  1. More Details by briggsb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is another look at the settlement. I think this view is closer to the truth.

  2. Stunning... by arnwald · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, well you know what I mean.

    Duh, I bet those 'Corporatism is good for you' guys will
    -a- ignore the post
    -b- minimize the post
    -c- call the poster a liar
    -d- say it's actually a good thing

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  3. Is anyone else reminded of... by AgTiger · · Score: 4, Funny

    The current posture of the USDOJ with respect to Microsoft reminds me of Robin Williams skit involving British Bobbies (police), and making an arrest? "Stop, or I shall say stop again!"

  4. "More Details of MS/DOJ Deal" by archen · · Score: 4, Funny

    At first I missed the slash in there, and I thought that Microsoft had bought out the DOJ and changed it's name to MS DOJ. Well at least I can breathe a sigh of relief... for now.

  5. Does it really...? by HiQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    I must say this looks VERY promising ...

    All along it's history, Microsoft has shown us that they are *very* creative in killing the competition. No doubt they will find a way to do whatever they please. (They could always have a go in the book publishing business - a suggested title could be: Creative assassination in the corperate world')

  6. Re:5 Years a Fair Settlement by ChristTrekker · · Score: 5, Funny

    Paying for software on a subscription system will be about as pleasant as standing outside in a hailstorm. So I guess MS picked a good name.

  7. Sounds familiar by Mykul · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am reminded of a line by Robin Williams...

    Stop, or I'll say stop again....

  8. Final Judgement? by wunderhorn1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This provision will ensure that computer manufacturers and software developers are able to take full advantage of the options granted to them under the proposed Final Judgment without fear of reprisal.

    I'm pretty sure my pastor said in church last week that when the Final Judgement comes Bill Gates will be going to Hell. Something about avarice, gluttony, sloth, etc. Let's hear it for the DoJ recognising who's really in charge here.

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    1. Re:Final Judgement? by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      when the Final Judgement comes Bill Gates will be going to Hell.

      And soon afterward, he will be running the place and making progress toward taking over Heaven's markets.

  9. Just like the British police: by jehreg · · Score: 1, Funny

    STOP! Or I'll say "STOP!" again!

  10. ScaredCity et al Rejects KingDumb's 'Offer' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    Our lamo U.S. gov't. may be forced to take IT in the .asp for those softwar gangsters (they make gotti look like a schoolyard bully), but we'll never (there's that word again) surrender?

    In fact, quite the opposite, we're planning to proceed on with plans for a brave GNU world of open/honest communications/commerce, free (as in absent) of MiSleading ?pr? payper liesense billsh!t. Having seen these face scans of the felonious fuddites, we have no choice but to resist to the last byte.

    Meanwhile, (in case fud really is dead), check out our big (as in microscopic) web address giveaway. Includes a year's free hosting, for whois able to follow the simple directions.

    Finally, please don't try to force us to accept your help/support, on this cite.

  11. Re:Open Server Protocols.... by ErikZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah I can see it now.

    Somewhere, in the Antarctic, a box suspended on a white parachute floats down. If one was to read the label on the side of the box, it would say "Complete and full disclosure of all server protocols."

    You would have to be quick though. Upon landing, the parachute and the snow would quickly obscure the label.

    "Yes, we released all the info to the public. They just have to go pick it up."

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  12. Apu on the DOJ deal by rblancarte · · Score: 0, Funny

    I have asked you nicely once. Do not make me ask you nicely again.

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  13. Terms by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they don't comply, the restrictions will be in effect longer? What if they still don't comply?

  14. FOR SALE ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Come on in and get it.. your own presidentail deal.. for a hefty sum you too can commit murder, and whatever crime you want ! endanger this nation ! no worries.. But act quick, this deal is only in effect until the next election (hopefully)

  15. Apple to be broken up as penality! by jspectre · · Score: 2, Funny

    Read all about it here hahahaha.

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  16. Sounds like they've been grounded by Fredbo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Parent: "You're grounded. If you don't stay in your room the whole month you'll be grounded for another month."

    Child ignores grounding, goes in and out as they please.

    End of month, parent: "You didn't stay in your room, you're grounded for another month."

    Child still ignores grounding...