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Review: Harry Potter

It's been impossible to avoid the hype on this film. Even if you avoid TV, the whole web has been bursting with bits, ranging from eBay to CNN.com. The AOL Time Warner conglomerate demands that you watch this movie. And you know what? So do I. Just watch out for all the strange people at the theater wearing cloaks and pointy hats. I thought Star Wars had freaky fans.

I'm a latecomer to the Harry Potter phenomenon. A few friends recommended the books to me, but it wasn't until the local town of Zeeland, Michigan decided to push to have the book banned from school libraries and local book stores that I decided I had to read it. I read the first book and was just amazed. Here was a story that was fun, easy to read, had involving characters and a simply wonderful imagination. Quite simply, "The Hype" was warranted. In this era of the Internet, and playstations and old fashioned TV, this was just the book to get kids reading again. Hell, this was just the book to get me reading again. My schedule doesn't give me much free time to enjoy a book, but I made time, and read the first 3 Harry Potter books on my next 3 flights (I'm saving the 4th book for next time I fly ;) I don't read much. But I'm glad I read these books. They were great.

Of course by this time, the movie was already under construction so I kept a stray eyeball on it to see what would come of it. I wept when I heard Chris Columbus was directing (Home Alone? Mrs. Doubtfire? Stab me please). Why not Terry Gilliam? I thought he would have been perfect, except that I have no clue if the man could direct swarms of kids. Columbus could. And I'm glad to say that he did.

I won't belabor the plot. You know already unless you live in a coffin that Harry Potter is the witch hero brought from the world of Muggles to his true destiny at Hogwarts, a traditional English boarding school ... for witches. He meets up with a variety of friends including the giant Hagrid, the little-miss-perfect Hermione, the Headmaster Dumbledore, his best friend Ron. He also meets some bad guys, Professor Snape (played by Alan Rickman, who I always dig), Draco Malfoy. If you've read the book, you know the characters. If you haven't, you either don't care, or haven't been paying attention to every AOL Time Warner media outlet which has been relentless hyping the film for weeks.

The story is simply epic. Orphan Boy learns of true powers. Boy goes to train to master his powers. Boy fights monsters, comes face to face with true evil, and defeats it. Think Star Wars, but with broom sports instead of x-wing battles.

The kids are dead on. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost exactly what I'd expect. They are convincing actors and do an excellent job. And they actually act. Not like Phantom Menace where Jake Lloyd brings every scene featuring his dialog to a crashing halt with his wooden delivery, or The 6th Sense's Haley Joel Osment who just has to make that look at the camera half the time and this is somehow interpreted as being a great child actor. The grownups are good too. Robbie Coltrane's Hagrid is really excellent. Likewise the Dursley's are spot on. I would have liked to get a bit more of the teachers. Especially Dumbledore and Snape, but this is the story of the kids, not the grown-ups.

Since this is a special FX blockbuster kind of movie, I'll go into it a bit. The look of the whole movie is dazzling. The casting is right on the money. The architecture is skewed and bent, just like it should be. Hogwarts itself is dark, but the grounds are beautiful and colorful. Everybody visualizes books differently, but I gotta say they did a fine job creating a convincing world for our magical trio to get into mischief.

Many of the effects are subtle and seemlessly integrated. Keep an eye on the paintings and watch them move in the background. Where the effects really collapse is the people during action sequences. The troll battle. Kids falling off brooms. They cut back and forth between real kids and CGI kids. And the CG kids just don't cut it. They just look wooden and their skin has no flesh texture to it. Most of the shots are short, but at least for me they really pulled me out of the fun. Especially during the Quiditch match. I wanted to cheer and be excited, and certainly the seen as a whole was brilliant. But every couple shots it would be so obvious that the child on the broom was animated that I kept having the illusion spoiled. I kept thinking I was watching a Playstation 2 cut sequence instead of a feature film.

What got sacrificed from the book to make this a 2:30 movie? Well not much. The biggest thing is the details in classes. The books love to have little anecdotal stories in classes that often tie together at the end. A spell. Some child doing something that seems irrelevant, but later matters. But the kids are almost never shown in class. But thats ok. Things also seemed a little more slapsticky, but I guess Mr Home Alone couldn't pass up on that. And I'll forgive him. This is a kids movie. A few sub plots are axed. Many plots are narrowed down (notably the dragon sub plot which is reduced to one short scene)

In short, this the best for-all-ages movie I've seen since perhaps Toy Story 2. And I'll be there opening night for The Chamber of Secrets too.

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  1. Disney movies and Harry Potter... by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have come to the conclusion that Commander Taco is a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of one high-ranking mexican cuisine.

    1. Re:Disney movies and Harry Potter... by greenrd · · Score: 2
      Ah, you may titter, you may titter, but CmdrTaco's no freak outlier for liking HP at his age. I hadn't realised till today just how popular HP is with adults. My unscientific observations: I'm a 22-year old male, and at the packed 8pm screening here last night about 90% of the cinemagoers were 14 or over (some even over 60), and although HP is particularly popular with girls and women, there were plenty of males, although maybe not a majority. I saw similar proportions standing outside in the queue at the 5pm screening today. Obviously the kids will tend to go to earlier screenings, but still...

  2. my story - by jeffy124 · · Score: 2

    i got dragged to the theater at 12:01am Friday morning by my girlfriend. They did an awesome job at the special effects and who they selected as actors.

    but the story was slow to develop, IMO. I actually fell asleep for about a half hour of the movie and when I woke up, the only stuff I had mised was the introduction of peoples names, and the plot hadnt been intro'd yet. so it felt like i didnt miss anything. i think maybe the reason i fell asleep is because i havent read teh books.

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    1. Re:my story - by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think a lot of that is down to JK Rowling's insistence that a lot of this will matter in later years.

      The first half hour is pretty much Harry finding out whats in the wizarding world.

    2. Re:my story - by greenrd · · Score: 3
      Another thing to remember about the movie is that even though it was 2 and a half hours long, they still had to cut out an awful lot of details and quite a few subplots. That was my biggest gripe about the movie - even though I can't really blame them because it was unavoidable. I guess I shouldn't have been so naive as to take Chris Columbus literally when he said "You don't change Shakespeare and you don't change this." Er, well, they did actually. Still, compared against other movie adaptations, it apparently stuck very closely to the book.

      The book itself is much richer and the plot elements connect much better than in the movie - although, as someone else already said, some of the stuff might only fall into place when you read the later books. Believe me, if you'd read the book and then the movie, you'd really see the pacing differently - so much was taken out that the movie is like 3 times faster than the book! (That doesn't mean the book is boring, it means a lot more goes on in the book.)

    3. Re:my story - by bfree · · Score: 2

      I actually left the film thinking that they weren't going to bother making the other films because they didn't really give any background (though they left a couple of out-of-place uncontextualised scenes like the London Zoo incident which would be "required" for future films). So much time (that you splet through and my chair kept me awake for) was spent on nothing throughout the film that could have been used to provide the sort of flesh the book gives for background. Instead of a build of of charector and ambiance they chose to have the effects shots they liked and the bare minimum of any plot devices required to get the film from a to b (for example why not drop Quidditch entirely from this film, it only served to shed some light on the Snape/Quirrell issue that was covered without the Quidditch better than most of the rest of the films plot issues?)
      While it is true that a few things might be useful further down the road, if kids detest this film like I think they will then it's not going to matter cause they won't even finish film 2 (and I hope they don't so someone will have a hope of going back to them in 5-10 years and doing it well).

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  3. Hey, a review I agree with. On Slashdot! by 1alpha7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's right about the books and the movie. I just wish the kid target demographic hadn't limited the length of the movie so. Another half hour would have done wonders. Oh well, maybe a "director's cut".

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  4. Why not Terry Gilliam? by VA+Software · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because Terry Gilliam has imagination and originality.

    The publisher and/or the studio wanted the film of the book to be a word-for-word replica.

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    1. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by matthew.thompson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually it was the author who held out, as with a lot of savvy authoers she retained veto over the filming rights and passed up many offers until this one.

      One of the key things was that she didn't want the film to become an Americanised version of the book - about the only concession made is the title of the film in the US - Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone (It's the Philospher's Stone in the UK)

      And I for one am glad that it stuck true to the book, which I've started reading after seeing the film, it didn't seem as fake as a lot of Hollywood produced films have been recently and for once it was nice to see places I know. The streets of London, Kings Cross station were all immediately recognisable - although I'm left wondering how many children will attempt to get to platform 9 and 3 quarters ;o)

      I don't think that the film called for Terry Gilliam's originality - if it had then there would have been alot of upset children, probably frightened out of their wits, leaving cinemas in droves. Lets not forget that although there are an awful lot of adults going to see this film it is, first and foremost, a childrens story.

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    2. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by Thedalek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because all of Terry Gilliam's films (with the exception of the short film at the beginning of Monty Python's Meaning of Life) center around one theme:

      Did what you saw on the screen just now really happen, or was it in the imagination of one of the characters?

      Harry Potter has none of that. There comes a point where people bandy about names because they like that person's previous works, without taking into consideration the fact that there is a contiguous thread in them. _Time Bandits_, _Brazil_, and _Baron Munchausen_ are considered to be a trilogy: Kevin, Sam Lowry, and the Baron are thematically the same character.

      In short, having Terry Gilliam direct _Harry Potter_ would be like having Roger Waters score Looney Tunes cartoons. Stranger than it needs to be, and overall not what the artist wants to do.

      Then again, this is the world that had George Carlin as Mr. Conductor.

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    3. Re:Why not Terry Gilliam? by greenrd · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Simple time constraints. I was miffed as well, but 5 hour films just aren't done in mainstream cinema - let alone films targeted at children as well as adults! I guess it was bound to be disappointing in that sense.

      But JK Rowling gave a lot of input and at a preview screening she said it was just as good as she'd hoped. (But then, she would say that, wouldn't she, or AOL would probably have assassinated her! ;)

      All in all I think it was worth going to just for:

      • (a) the "magical moments", like the last-minute points being awarded to Gryffindor ('cause I'm just a softie at heart)
      • and
      • (b) the Quidditch match (I was too transfixed to notice the SFX blunders cmdrtaco mentioned!)
      Note: There is actually more than one Quidditch match in the book (two?), and they're more nail-biting and more detailed in the book - again, like most scenes, the Quidditch match was substantially condensed and altered.

  5. "Now that's broom racing"? by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Redundant
    • But every couple shots it would be so obvious that the child on the broom was animated that I kept having the illusion spoiled. I kept thinking I was watching a Playstation 2 cut sequence instead of a feature film.

    *cough* Pod Racing *cough*. Those sequences in SW:E1:TPM looked so cartoony and game-like that it couldn't have been an accident. I wonder if there's something of the same going on in HP:TPS (The Philospher's Stone, damn it). "Don't make it look too good, it'll just make the game spins off look like a pile of pants, and that's where the big bucks are."

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  6. dave letterman anyone? by jeffy124 · · Score: 2

    did anyone else see dave letterman wednesday night? The kid who played harry was on, but I was too busy on other things to pay attention. but the djs on the radio the next morning were saying he was completely nervous and everything. anyone else see it? what was he like up there?

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    1. Re:dave letterman anyone? by greenrd · · Score: 2

      Letterman's "10 signs your son is a wizard" (found on the excellent HP fansite darkmark.com):

      10. When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
      9. You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
      8. Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
      7. Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash -- am I right, parents?
      6. He wears shiny red satin robes -- and you're just praying he's a wizard
      5. Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
      4. Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
      3. He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
      2. His homework ate the dog
      1. You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand

  7. Haley Joel Osment by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm surprised CmdrTaco saw fit to put down Haley Joel Osment's acting skills up there. I mean, did you see AI? That kid *is* a great actor.

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    1. Re:Haley Joel Osment by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 2

      For some reason this got rated Funny; I guess my comment works both ways. I actually meant what I said, but you can pretend I was being sarcastic if you want :) (Anything for Karma, right? Oh wait, I'm capped, darn.)

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  8. The truly impressed. by keefebert · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have found that only by reading these books can one fully understand what the hype is. I have yet to meet a person who has not loved Harry Potter. I have, however, met numerous people who have not read them commenting on how the hype is uncalled for.

    But until Harry Potter is on your completed reading list, it is impossible to truly understand. While maybe they are not the best written books ever, there is something else about them that takes children into this magical world, and then can take adults back to being children. I urge everyone, if its your thing or not, to try reading these books, and then the movie will really be impressive.

    1. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Insightful
      • I have yet to meet a person who has not loved Harry Potter.

      You've met one now. The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason) and lazily written. The excuse that this is acceptable because they are aimed at children is bunk: Susan Cooper and Dianne Wynn Jones among others produce truly imaginative and challenging fiction aimed at that market. Potter is Muzak in print.

      The Cult of JK Rowling is pretty funny by itself, considering that she's consistenly misrepresented herself (the "struggling single mother" wrote the first book on the back of a literary grant, a luxury most authors can only dream of), and is using Potter as a vehicle for self promotion even though she has sold all rights to the Beast and no longer has any voice in the use of her (ex) property.

      No, I don't like the books, and I don't like the hype, and I don't like the Cult. It's well packaged mediocrity triumphing over substance. Granted, that makes me a subversive, but it's also the reason why I prefer GNU/Linux to Microsoft.

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    2. Re:The truly impressed. by quartz · · Score: 2

      I have, however, met numerous people who have not read them commenting on how the hype is uncalled for.

      Well, I've never read them and I don't consider the hype uncalled for. It doesn't do any harm and it can be safely ignored. I personally had absolutely no clue what Harry Potter was until this article on Slashdot. For all I knew it could have been a brand of cutlery or something.

      As for "urging everyone" to read the books, thanks but no thanks. I have too many *really* important books on my read list to have time for children's "literature".

    3. Re:The truly impressed. by nomadic · · Score: 2

      Thank you! I get the feeling a lot of the adults who rave about the book don't really read that much themselves. I have plenty of reading material to get through, I'm not going to waste time reading kids books.

    4. Re:The truly impressed. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

      GNU/Linux. And you are talking about "cults"?

    5. Re:The truly impressed. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Yeah. Because, although I didn't buy into it during all the hype.. I really enjoyed reading these books recently. Not in any kind of cult-worship way.. but I definately enjoyed reading them.

    6. Re:The truly impressed. by Maryck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You kinda have to view the Potter books like a gateway drug. Even if the books themselves are just middle of the road, they do get kids to read and given the right guidance, those same kids may then decide to try something else.

      As for the commercialism, yes, it is fairly rampant, but that is to be expected. Any book that reaches this level of popularity is going to be scooped up by the media/toy companies. The same is true for cartoons and numerous other forms of media (just take a look at the recent blitz of Gundam toys and models). At least in this case there is a reasonably positive side effect.

      My only concern is that now that the movie is out, many of the kids who might have read the book will just settle for the movie. Unfortunately, I don't know that there is much that can be done about that.

    7. Re:The truly impressed. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Informative
      Tolkein is not derrivative, he is refferential. The whole point is that if you know the various legends that he is refferencing the books are more fun.

      Furthermore what Tolkein was up to was recreating the mythology that Britain had once had before the Romans and Christianization. The whole point was that the mythology was to be used by others.

      It is only plagarism if the ideas are stolen without attribution. Tolkein made it clear where he took his ideas from and so does Rowling. I doubt that the Tolkein estate executors are unhappy with Harry Potter, since he came alone interest in TLOTR has soared, they have finaly made a decent film of it.

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    8. Re:The truly impressed. by yesthatguy · · Score: 2

      And the point is _____ ? Nobody's had a truly original plot on the basic level since early literature. Shakespeare's tragedies and comedies were pretty much all "derivative" from Greek and Roman (or other) works. Nobody now attacks them for that. Plot originality doesn't have a great deal of impact on the value of literature.

      Now, as I'm thinking about this, you may mean "British Schoolboy Story" as the title of somebody else's book, but I can't find that anywhere else on the comments page right now. If you do mean it in this sense, and it really is plagiarismically close to the original, I believe there are some legal issues to be cleared up, but that doesn't necessarily discount the success of Rowling's works. She must have done something different if her books are selling millions, and few people have heard of the other title.

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    9. Re:The truly impressed. by Murgos · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason)"

      Would you care to back up this claim?

      Go look for "So you want to be a Wizard?" By Diane Duane, first published in 1983.

      Plagiarism? No, but changing the setting from an american jr. high school to a british boarding school is not the epitome of creativity either.

    10. Re:The truly impressed. by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative

      Now, as I'm thinking about this, you may mean "British Schoolboy Story" as the title of somebody else's book, but I can't find that anywhere else on the comments page right now. If you do mean it in this sense, and it really is plagiarismically close to the original, I believe there are some legal issues to be cleared up, but that doesn't necessarily discount the success of Rowling's works. She must have done something different if her books are selling millions, and few people have heard of the other title.

      It's not a title, but a genre, and one well known to the pre-television generation in Britain, now only known to a few booksellers and students of literature. Here is my other post.

    11. Re:The truly impressed. by Moofie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      OK, so you choose your OS based on what makes you look "subversive" and your literature based on what makes you look "smart".

      Call me crazy, but I pick my OS based on what gets the job done, and my literature based on what amuses me to read. I liked all four Harry Potter books. I think they're about the best young-adult fantasy series since The Chronicles of Narnia. They're interesting, and imaginative, and well told, and fun to read. Are they derivative? Sure! What isn't? I could give a fuck about the hype, or about Ms. Rowling's financial or social situation.

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    12. Re:The truly impressed. by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      After reading the last sentence in that message, all of a sudden I have this overwhelming urge to tell you a joke about a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

      ("And what was the name of his other leg?")

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    13. Re:The truly impressed. by Robotech_Master · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, the first couple of Harry Potter books are nothing to write home about, relatively speaking. But the third and fourth--those are where really interesting things start to happen.

      It seems to me that the books "grow up" along with the reader. The first two are light; they set the stage. But by the time you get to the fourth one, damn. It's like seeing The Empire Strikes Back after watching Star Wars.

      I think a lot of people dismiss the books after reading only the first one. But that's really not fair. You don't fully realize what Rowling's doing with her world until you've read more of them. There are all these clever little details in the books, things that you don't notice on first read but that all start to tie together after you've read more of them. The name of a character who becomes very important in book 3 is mentioned once in a very offhand way in chapter 1 of the first book. An incident from chapter 2 of the first book that we--and Harry--shrug off as just another one of those "strange things" that Harry makes happen turns out to be a defining plot point of the second book. You don't see all these things until your second read-through. Then--it's just like magic, or like a visible shape emerging from one of those 3D optical illusions that just look like random blots. You start seeing all these little things that weren't there at all until you knew where to look for them.

      As for who they're pitched at...well, the fourth book--which is 700 pages long, a remarkable length for a children's book--begins with a chapter that gave me a serious case of the willies. To this day I can't read that without making sure all the lights are on first--and I'm 28 years old. The rest of the book doesn't pull very many punches, either. Fathers schisming with sons, a named character dying...a soul getting sucked out and devoured...scary stuff.

      Don't prejudge. If you're going to knock the Harry Potter books (and that's a general sort of you, not aimed specifically at the fellow I'm replying to), at least read them first. It's not even like you have to go to that much effort to find them; e-texts of all four of them are floating around on Gnutella. I normally don't advocate "piracy," but if there's no other way you're going to read them, I'll make an exception. I think most people will realize they're good enough that they'll want to go right out and buy them immediately afterward anyway.

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    14. Re:The truly impressed. by evilviper · · Score: 2

      Just like Titanic and Independence Day, I'm going to be the one person on earth that hasn't seen it and doesn't want to. I prefer movies with actual substance, and something other than the standard story line. I'd be willing to bet that Harry Potter wins in this one... Am I right or am I right?

      I think of Wild Things as the most recent movie I've seen that qualifies as worth watching. It had a complex, different, and unpredictable story line. It seems like every production company out there has fallen victim to the Disney syndrome...

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    15. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • so you choose your OS based on what makes you look "subversive"

      What I said was that I choose my OS based on substance over well packaged mediocrity, and that this choice is considered as subversive (or elitist, substitute your own derogatory term) by the peddlars of mediocrity. Brush up on your comprehension skills.

      • Are [the Potter books] derivative? Sure! What isn't?

      Dianne Wynne Jones and (to a lesser extent) Susan Cooper. You're really just making my point about how it's easy to settle for mediocrity when you haven't tried the alternatives.

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    16. Re:The truly impressed. by Amanset · · Score: 2

      what's wrong with a book just being fun to read. It doesn't have to be a prize winner just to be enjoyable.

      You, sir, are now my personal hero. Too many people forget this.

      Ms Rowling has made reading fun for young kids again. That, IMHO, is more important than anything else regarding Harry Potter.

      I say thank God and congratulations.

    17. Re:The truly impressed. by hawk · · Score: 2
      > GNU/Linux. And you are talking about "cults"?


      Yes, but if they were titled, "GNU/Harry Potter," he'd be much happier :)


      :)
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    18. Re:The truly impressed. by bfree · · Score: 2

      Well I notice one has introduced themselves already but here is another! I have read the first two books (in the last fortnight) and went to see the film on Friday evening, I give it 2 out of 10 and it only gets any marks for some cartoon style ingenuity in the special effects of broom flying. The film is a dog pure and simple. After I read the book but before seeing the film I was discussing with someone the underlying problems they would have with time, the problem is they seem to have resolved this problem by chopping out anything that might possibly be ommitted and then rewriting some of what remains to make something close to a plot. They neither remained faithful to the original book or strived to create a new route throught the same plot. Let me give you an example (SPOILER ALERT for the very ignorant):
      At the end of the film we see three of the four tables leaping around to celebrate the victory of Griffendor House while the Slys are sitting down? Why? It is completely unexplained by the films content (though it is clear in the book).
      The whole film is slow, boring (if the seat I had been in was confortable I would have been out cold) and disjointed. It left me incredilbly unsatisfied. To put this into context, I was expecting to have a bunch of complaints about the film but to feel it was a harmless, fun kids film at the end of the day but I actually left it thinking that what had happened was as follows:

      When half the book was filmed near verbatim they realised they already had a 2-3 hour film so some idiot just chopped out as much plot and scenes as possible so they had to reshoot as few scenes as possible (Hagrids dragon seems like a clear example of this) and then finished the film. Then they realised they were still looking at 3+ hours so they whittled away (leaving all the effects they had spent so much money on like the relatively loooong approach to Hogwarts in the boats) until they finally got to what they released.
      And my final counterpoint (to the original review) would be that the child actors as a rule were terrible. Ron and Neville (who had nearly nothing to do but look dumb a few times) were ok, but Harry, Hermione, the Twins and Draco were brutal and derivative (we have seen these very same child performances a million times before, we all no what bad child acting is).
      I can't believe I am bothering to bitch about this, but I still can't believe a single favourable review has been received for this film as I am sure it will dog in the box office (too long for kids and too crap for adults). Can anyone explain to me something I missed (like the director is deaf-dumb-blind) which should excuse this crap?

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    19. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • GNU/Linux. And you are talking about "cults"?

      I use SuSE Linux 7.3, because it does everything that I need, it installed flawlessly, works as advertised, and it cost me £35 which lets me install it on all five of my machines..

      The (well packaged mediocre) alternative is Windows XP. That does some of the things that I need, had trouble installing (RC1), and didn't perform as advertised (it doesn't run all legacy Win32 applications). Oh, and it costs £165 per machine.

      Explain why my choice is cultish.

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    20. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
        • The Potter books are derivative (some say plagiarised, and with good reason)
        Would you care to back up this claim?

      Not particularly. It's been covered many times before. Larry Potter, muggles, Aunt Lil(l)y, Books of Magic. It's not a huge issue, most books are derivative. My point is that some children's fantasy fiction is not derivating (e.g. Dianne Wynne Jones), and it would be nice to see this acknowledged and respected rather than being quoshed as being disrespecful to the Cult of Harry. Look at the venom and ire that any questioning of the quality of the Harry Potter books has generated here, and ask yourself if this is really an indicator that Potter acts as a gateway to other books.

        • using Potter as a vehicle for self promotion
        What exactly do you mean by that? Could you give a specific example?

      Not from an out of context quote, but thanks for trying. Finish if off: "even though she has sold all rights".

      I mean that JK Rowling no longer owns the right to the character of Harry Potter, or to any of the associated trademarks or intellectual property. She is now doing work-for-hire for a third party, and has no legal right to continue to claim an affinity with the character, any more than a fan fictionist does. She writes Potter books on sufference now. In the past year, she has been on a promotional tour with the emphasis heavily on her as a person rather than as an author. During this time, she has broken her promise (to her audience) to write another book, relinquishing any lingering moral right to an affinity with the readership. She is a tax exile who hypocritically claims to be fond of her "home" of Edinburgh. She has (inconsistently) misrepresented herself as writing the first Harry Potter book in cafes while a struggling single mother. The listener is invited to infer an image of, say, Rene Zellweger working in a steamy diner then writing all night while bringing up a child. She wrote the book as a customer in cafes, with the benefit of an arts grant, a luxury most first authors can only dream of.

      I respect JK Rowling as a businessperson, but I do not like her sloppy work, nor I do not like the choices that she has made, or the misrepresentations she continues to make regarding her relationship with and control over the series. I view her as now being little more than a well manicured figurehead. JK Rowling and Harry Potter symbolise the commoditisation of books and of authors. I acknowledge that it is inevitable, but I do not have to like it, nor to jump on the bandwagon.

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    21. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • i haven't read any of the books

      Do. They are rather fun. I said mediocre, not actively bad.

      • so i have no basis on which to judge the proof of your claim that they're derivative/plagiarized

      All books are derivative, and I never claimed that they were plagiarised. I suggested that they might be. You have to make your own decision on that, and I do agree that the bulk of the work is original. But they contain characters, names and situations that can be found with minimal changes in prior recent works. That is the definition of plagiarism. No schoolchild would be allowed to get away with doing this, and I'm uncertain why JK Rowling is not only allowed to do so, but is defended robustly by people who haven't even read her work.

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    22. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Tolkein made it clear where he took his ideas from and so does Rowling

      I beg to bloody well differ. JK Rowling was very careful to never attributed the names, characters and situations that she lifted verbatim or nearly so from recent copyrighted works.

      The issue is largely irrelevant now, as JK Rowling no longer owns any interest in the character of Larry - sorry Harry - Potter or any associated trademarks. She is now doing work-for-hire for a third party and could be replaced (legally and morally) tomorrow.

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    23. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      Subversive, elitist, santimonious ass. Supply your own epithet, but the core of the issue is the same: suggest that there are better works than Harry Potter (give examples even), and be attacked savagely.

      In this kind of climate, I have to wonder about the assumption that Harry Potter is a gateway to other books.

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    24. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • I havent read the books myself, but after seening the movie, I'm not sure what the hype is about

      Despite my original post, I would encourage you to read them (whatever your age). They are fun reads. My only point is that it would be nice if they really did act as gateways to more challenging fiction. Also, popularity should not excuse plagiarism, and it would be nice to see the creators of the borrowed (recent, non public domain) content being credited rather than denied.

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    25. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • How the hell do you think professional authors support themselves except by selling the rights to publishers/studios?

      The way that it generally works (in the UK) is that the auther retains copyright and rights to the trademarks and intellectual property, and sells limited rights in limited media for a limited time. Scientific and technical books tend to be different, but it doesn't have to be that way. A quick scan of my desk reveals that "Effective C++ 2nd Edition" is © Addison-Wesley, but "Programming Windows 95" is © Charles Petzold.

      What JK Rowling has done is to sell her entire interest in all rights to the work, trademarks and characters. She is now doing work-for-hire, and could be replaced tomorrow, and even persecuted (as fan fiction writers are) and sued for creating content using the trademarks and characters that she no longer owns. As she has reneged on her promise to write a book a year, choosing instead to go on a promotional tour, she has also ceded any moral right to make cachet off of the books.

      JK Rowling has never been short of money, and has now made a series of conscious choices to sell all rights (legal and moral) to Harry Potter in return for fame and fortune. On that basis, while I respect her as a business person, I have no respect at all for her an author.

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    26. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
        • Subversive? No.
        Sourpuss? Maybe.

      Subversive, sourpuss, elitist, pick your own derogatory ephithet. The intention is the same; to belittle and ostracise. I note that you don't bother to refute any of what I wrote. On the other hand, small blessing, you don't read into it things that I didn't write, like so many respondants here.

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    27. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • This guy is just a snobbish ass

      Don't play to the gallery, I'm right here. I'm even reading your AC post.

      • These are the kinds of people who just don't get it. They think quoting some obscure names of authors will impress others

      The genuine intention was to suggest other books that people could consider in addition to Harry Potter. If you haven't read the books that I suggested, how can you judge their relative worth?

      But, on balance, maybe you personally would be better served just waiting for the next Harry Potter.

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    28. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • We're supposed to root for [Harry] because he's a celebrity. Funny - I basically end up agreeing with his enemies, without even necessarily wanting to, because he's not a likeable character

      That's it exactly. And it's deliberate; the characterisation is the strongest part of the Potter books, so it's no accident that Harry is so anodyne and blank.

      What I dislike about this is that Harry bumbles through with serendipity and with help from his friends. He is neither pro-active nor decisive. He has no admirable qualities other than loyalty. Dumb and trusting, Harry is the eponymous victim. Not a role model I would choose for my children.

      Harry is designed to offend no-one, to act as a non-descript pair of eyes through which children can view a different world. Nobody wants to be Harry; they want to be Hermione or Ron. Harry never sees through the plots around him, and so the reader is never invited to try. It's a passive ride. Muzak in print.

      Once more for luck: this isn't bad, just mediocre. There are other ways to write a main character. Read Harry Potter, but then go and read some other books as well.

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    29. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • He probably doesn't get the irony.

      He does get the potential for irony, and enjoys using irony - but not on Slashdot, where it's rarely appreciated.

      A year ago, I couldn't find a GNU/Linux distro that I was happy with on the desktop. Now I have. SuSE Linux 7.3 installs more easily than Windows XP, runs according to specification, does everything that I need it to do, and costs far less. I've changed my mind based on continues exposure to the alternatives, which is what I advocate for Harry Potter readers as well. Try Harry, but then try something else, even if your friends don't like it or think it's wierd.

      What's cultish about my behaviour?

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    30. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Why does it seem that any OS other than Windows is subversive these days?

      Because promotion of that view is paid for by Microsoft and the RIAA and MPAA. For subversive, substitute dangerous, elitist, unpatriotic or just good old strange, different or wierd.

      My point is that even if you're happy with what you've got, and even if all your friends are happy, you can still try other things (other books, other OS's) and see if there's something out there that you might like even more

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    31. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • You kinda have to view the Potter books like a gateway drug. Even if the books themselves are just middle of the road, they do get kids to read and given the right guidance, those same kids may then decide to try something else

      That's my hope, and why I suggested alternatives. However, the amount of venom that provokes leads me to wonder if Harry Potter will lead to anything except more Harry Potter.

      • Any book that reaches this level of popularity is going to be scooped up by the media/toy companies.

      Calvin and Hobbes never was (rather, it was briefly, but Bill Watterson bought back the rights at great personal expense). Authors choose to sell rights. Just because nearly everyone does it doesn't mean that it's the only way to go, or that it's something to be admired.

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    32. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • My son started reading them at the age of six. He is now nine and has read each of the four books at least a half-dozen times on his own. I'm not sure why.

      Because they're enjoyable and easy to read. Has he read any other books during this time? If he played the same computer game over and over, would you be concerned?

      • But the books remind me of how much I enjoyed Tolkien, Heinlein, et. al

      Myself also. The important difference was that these books spurred me on to try other authors and other genres. I'm rather concerned that Harry Potter books only lead to more Harry Potter books, and now to movies and merchandise. I'm not seeing anything to contradict that here or elsewhere, other than crossed fingers.

      Once again for luck: Harry Potter is better than nothing. But it's just a damn shame that it seems to be the end of the road for so many readers.

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    33. Re:The truly impressed. by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • The poster above who said you probably don't get the irony was right on. Hint: it's not about the "Linux" part

      I get it, I'm just not going to bite or throw a hissy fit or get into an argument over it (perhaps you should consider that anyone claiming to use just "Linux" is less likely to be considering the issue and getting the point). Calm and clear. Educate, don't berate. Although if I'm being properly attributive, I should really say that I run KDE/X/GNU/Linux. ;-)

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  9. Re:Witches? by crazyprogrammer · · Score: 4, Funny

    If witches practice witchcraft, do warlocks practice Warcraft?

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  10. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by john@iastate.edu · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback)

    Then do what we're doing -- check them out from the public library.

    We and our 8 yr old enjoyed it a great deal but I was rather surprised that the theatre was clearly less than full (even though it was a day that all the kids were out of school -- we showed up about 15 mins before starting time thinking we'd have to get tickets for at least the next show, but we walked right in and got good seats in the middle!

    Judging from news reports I'm guessing that's an anomoly.

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  11. In-flight reading? by TomatoMan · · Score: 3, Funny

    (I'm saving the 4th book for next time I fly ;)

    Hope you're flying around the world.

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    1. Re:In-flight reading? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      Hey, what with security screening lines and stupid food-service workers avoiding security screenings, thus locking down entire airports, I doubt even the 4th Harry Potter book would be long enough for a flight in the US these days.

  12. "Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does anybody know why they changed the name (of both the book and movie) for the U.S.? Did they dub the movie as well to change the name of the stone?

    I'm just curious because I can't imagine why they would go to so much trouble to eliminate the word "philosopher".

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    1. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      According to one site, they shot the scenes twice. I think this is something to do with the media corporations aiming at the lowest common denominator. They probably felt that there might be someone put off with a film about philosophers or something stupid like that - Do remember these are marketing people.

    2. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Ami+Ganguli · · Score: 2

      Wow! So they figured the cost of having the word 'philosopher' in the title was greater than the cost of shooting all those scenes twice?!

      So philosopher mean something different in the U.S. that I don't know about? I've never been aware of any kind of negative connotation attached to the word.

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    3. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by apidya · · Score: 2, Insightful

      apparently (according to news sources in the uk), it's because american audiences (of the book and the film) wouldn't understand who/what a philosopher is. so they simplified it.

    4. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by autocracy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Different meaning mostly. Philosopher's Stone will paint a different mental image for Europeans than Americans. Sorcerer's Stone doesn't paint the same image for us, but it brings us closer at least.

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    5. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by DGolden · · Score: 2

      Now, I may be compeletly wrong, maybe they think Americans are religiously sensitive?

      In Europe, Americans definitely have a reputation for scary religious fundamentalism, particularly for nut-job guitar-strumming "born again christians", creationists and other such loonies.

      Now, the vast majority of Americans I've actually met (not particularly representative of the entirety of America, since they were the ones who can afford to wander over to Europe for the hell of it) have not been even remotely religious - but the Americans one sees on T.V. tend to be thanking/praising/frothing-at-mouth to their god at the drop of a hat.

      When one sees american christian fundies and middle-eastern islamic fundies on T.V., the similarities tend to worry the average "godless-commie-european", since we're stuck in between (see the recent wonderful american missile defence plans, which intercept missiles headed for America... so that they drop onto Europe instead...)

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    6. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Robotech_Master · · Score: 4, Informative

      To answer that question, you sort of have to go back to why they renamed the book Sorcerer's Stone when they brought it over to America. Because I expect that in the end, they renamed the film simply to rhyme with the title of the book, so as not to confuse all the people who didn't know what's going on.

      When the book was being brought over for America, they changed a lot of British slang terms. For instance, "bogeys" became "boogers" (though I noticed they kept the uses of the word "bogey" in the film--probably too expensive to reshoot _all_ those scenes). (Interestingly enough, both "bogey" and "booger" have another Harry Potter connection--they come from the same root word as "Boggart," a monster Harry deals with in book 3!) "Jumpers" became "sweaters," and the new word Dudley learned in Chapter 1 was "shan't" over there in England and "won't" over here in the USA! Dumbledore's favorite candy, the sherbet lemon, became the lemon drop (though when Harry goes to Dumbledore's office in a later book, the password is sherbet lemon, with a reference back to Dumbledore liking them!). The list goes on and on.

      Anyway, the revisions included the word "Philosopher" to "Sorcerer". I have no idea why; I can only assume it's because they thought American kids might not be familiar enough with alchemy-lore to recognize the Philosopher's Stone, and would end up wondering, "But where's the philosopher?"

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    7. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by YetAnotherDave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just a clarification, for those poor 'mericans deeply offended by the name change: they left it intact in the canadian release.
      Guess our kids are a bit more sophisticated...

      ;)

    8. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      But it's interesting that when you know what the stone _does_, it's got nothing to do with being a philosopher, and everything to do with being a sorcerer, so it all works out in the end.

    9. Re:"Sorcerer's Stone" vs. "Philosopher's Stone" by slim · · Score: 2

      apparently (according to news sources in the uk), it's because american audiences (of the book and the film) wouldn't understand who/what a philosopher is. so they simplified it.

      More likely, Americans *would* know what a philospher was, and hence expect the "philosopher's stone" to somehow tie in with Plato or Nietche -- whereas in fact the phrase "philosopher's stone" refers to the substance sought by alchemists; see http://skepdic.com/alchem.html

      There is a long tradition of assuming American film audiences are stupid (my guess is that Hollywood execs with a low opinion of their audience do this, not snotty Englishmen). The play that became the film "The Madness of King George" was originally called "The Madness of George III"; it is said that the name was changed because of fears that American audiences would assume they had missed the first two films of a trilogy!

  13. Re:Witches? by Wolfstar · · Score: 2

    Warlock translates from gaelic (If I remember correctly) as Oathbreaker. So no, Warlock being a male witch is a falsehood that superstitious Christians made popular. Witch is Witch, regardless of gender, unless you follow the word back to it's roots, and then you have Wicca and Wicce to determine gender.

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  14. Re:Witches? by Jburkholder · · Score: 2

    You are technically correct, although Hogwarts claims to be for "Witchcraft and Wizardry".

    I always though Harry was a Wizard, not a warlock. I'm uncertain of the finer points of the the difference, but I had always assumed wizzards were the "white hats" of the magical world (obviously there are evil wizzards, so I'm not sure what the true distinction is).

  15. DVD and franchise by effer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This movie is likely going to be the first successfully designed DVD movie. The theatrical release, by nature, is assured success from the start which allows for ample planning to release a vastly expanded version on DVD.
    Not just deleted scenes, but fully composed add-ons that needed to be deleted to bring the film within a reasonable length for theater goers.
    I hope to see this used more. Many adaptations fail due to the 2-2.5 hour length the average movie goers will endure at a cinema. DVD and what ever replaces it allow directoers to utilize their immediate resources to film full adaptations/stories that can have all the backstory added later to fully realize their vision of the story.
    I admit, I have no concrete knowledge on HP, but given the trim and the quality that Columbas (surprisingly) pulled off here, I'm confident the DVD will be excellent.

    1. Re:DVD and franchise by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2

      There's a persistent rumor going around about a four hour director's cut--despite the fact that Columbus himself has flatly said those rumors are false. I've written a bit about it in my LiveJournal, with links to the pertinent articles.

      I am looking forward to the DVD, though.

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  16. Won't see it. by Vegeta99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The one reason I wont see the movie is i doubt it has those "adult jokes" like all of Pixar's movies have. You know, the sruff for the older crowd in the movie, thew stuff that flies over the kid's head.

    1. Re:Won't see it. by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

      The one reason I wont see the movie is i doubt it has those "adult jokes" like all of Pixar's movies have. You know, the sruff for the older crowd in the movie, thew stuff that flies over the kid's head.

      Worse still, a lot of funny lines from the book - the kind that would make adults laugh - have been omitted from the film. I've no idea why, it seems crazy.

      Despite this, I'd still recommend that you watch it before judging it. I thought that it was fantastic, despite several minor flaws.

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    2. Re:Won't see it. by epukinsk · · Score: 2

      I saw it last night, and there really wasn't. We were at the 10:15 showing, which means practically no kids in the theater. At most, a handful of people laughed at any particular joke. The timing was generally poor. Contrast this with 'For The Birds', the short in front of Monster Inc, which had kids and parents alike rolling in the isles for the duration.

      The rest of the movie: casting, scenery, props, acting, photography, special effects all ranged from very good to top notch. Only the directing was lacking.

      -Erik

    3. Re:Won't see it. by Xibby · · Score: 2

      The funniest part of the movie: The Monsters, Inc. Teaser with Sully and Mike playing charades.

      Mike: Movie, 2 words...
      Sully points to underarm
      Mike: Stinky, smelly, Hairy!
      Sully grabs potted plant...
      Mike: The Sound of Music!

      If anyone sees this teaser online, post URL. This teaser could almost be a Pixar short. :)

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  17. Oh dear by fobbman · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Well, I certainly hope that you snuck into the theater to avoid paying money to the eeeeeeevil Warner Bros. I'd hate to see your money going to the ongoing hassles from the MPAA.

    1. Re:Oh dear by abe+ferlman · · Score: 2

      Thank god we have you here representing the hypocrisy police. I mean, I'm certain you've done so much more than CmdrTaco to raise awareness of the dickheaded things the MPAA and RIAA are doing.

      You don't have to be a monk to oppose the RIAA/MPAA. In fact, when they occasionally get things right (investing in fantasy movies with *gasp* plots), maybe it makes sense to invest in them.

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    2. Re:Oh dear by greenrd · · Score: 2
      Good points both. There ain't a lot of large corporations that don't do something shady or unethical or disagreeable (carpet shops sourcing from factories employing slaves; food companies making tobacco or selling armaments to repressive regimes; computer and cellphone manufacturers sourcing raw materials indirectly from slaves, etc. etc.), but it's not really practicable for many of us to avoid paying our "tithe" to all of them all the time - and those who do manage wouldn't have computers and wouldn't be here on Slashdot to debate the issue!

      Personally I do my bit by being a vegan, trying to avoid needless consumerism, and "stealing" music instead of buying it (just kidding on that last one ;).

      RMS, for once, makes a reasonable halfway-house suggestion, as regards the MPAA at least: only go to movies which you have a credible prior reason to believe are worth going to. That, in his opinion, would cut into the MPAA's profits a lot, because Hollywood produces so much pap. :)

  18. Censorship - He Who Must Not Be Named by cybrpnk · · Score: 2

    The most amazing thing about the Harry Potter phenomenon to me is the burst of censorship associated with it. This thing is just a plain good old children's fantasy and the fundamentalist Christians down South where I live have just gone rabid about it. If you believe in the First Amendment, then you've got to fight for kids to have the right to see / read Harry Potter. Check out this website for more on the Harry / censorship angle...

    1. Re:Censorship - He Who Must Not Be Named by Robotech_Master · · Score: 2
      The really neat thing is that you could say Rowling predicted this. I mean, the Dursleys are exactly the same sort of people as all the Fundamentalists crying havoc. They "don't approve of imagination," and also, there's this bit from chapter two:
      If there was one thing the Dursleys hated even more than his asking questions, it was his talking about anything acting in a way it shouldn't, no matter if it was in a dream or even a cartoon -- they seemed to think he might get dangerous ideas.
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  19. Harry not cool in 7th grade... by DaoudaW · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I substituted in a 7th grade classroom yesterday. I thought it would be interesting to ask them about Harry Potter.
    The results surprised me. Only 4 or 5 of 27 were planning to see the movie this weekend, and only 3 or 4 more expressed any interest in ever seeing it.

    I'm guessing its been over-hyped, so that cool twelve-year-olds are no longer interested.

    1. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Quite interesting ... as most of the attendees at the 3:00,4:00 5:00 6:00 sold out shows from friday and today were ages 10 - 14 and 1 parent. Typically 3 kids to a parent and the 13 and 14 year olds on their own...

      Every theatre (10 of them) in this area has been sold out every show except midnight showing.

      I'd say the hype is dead on... it's more popular than Episode I was around here.

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    2. Re:Harry not cool in 7th grade... by Black+Perl · · Score: 2

      All generalizations are bad!

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  20. It's not the movie, by tcd004 · · Score: 2

    It's the box office I'm worrried about!

    tcd004

  21. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by djrogers · · Score: 4, Funny
    I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback


    Then why don't you do what I did and buy the third one in paperback?

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  22. Harry Potter danger. by dinotrac · · Score: 3, Funny

    I knew that Harry Potter was a phenomenon. After all, the author was on Oprah.
    Heck, the NY Times changed the criteria for its bestseller list because Harry was creaming the competition.

    but...

    Until a friend gave Goblet of Fire to my teenaged daughter, I didn't realize that Harry Potter was a PHENOMENON!

    She now has 1-4 on her shelf with the Harry Potter bookends and assorted other Potterabilia.

    She has made sure that even an uncool old muggle like Dad has a vague comprehension of the sorting hat.

    And...

    We are all excited about my mother coming up for a visit this week.

    Why?

    She'll babysit the little ones while Teenager and the two old fogies she lives with go to see the movie.

    Guess it could be worse.
    The littlest one likes TeleTubbies.

  23. My thoughts on the movie... by scoobysnack · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I went to a screening last night, and although my friends who hadn't read the book came out with completely enthusiastic reviews, I was somewhat disappointed.

    The writers did an incredible job sticking to the true story - but maybe they did too much. The characters were fantastic (especially the kids), but I knew exactly what each child was going to do from minute one. The problem is that I never got completely engaged - there wasn't any mystery or spontaneity to the story. Now some people would support a movie true to its book, but I need some other compelling reasons to see a movie.

    The CGI was pretty awful for the entirety of the movie. But watching the character portrayals made this movie worth my money. Everyone from Harry's awful aunt and uncle, to the other kids at Hogwarts, to the teachers was done magnificently. And a couple of those really surprising, frightful moments were nice (but I think younger kids would be quite scared).

    My final suggestion: If you haven't read the books or seen the movie, put your money into reading the books! They are truly fabulous, and your imagination will create a more engaging and wondrous story than any director can portray. Now if that doesn't convince you, fine, go see the movie, you'll like it, you'll laugh, it's a fine time.

    And if you have read the books, I don't know. You can pay to see the movie, but don't expect incredible things. I found myself thinking about other things during the movie (like how hot my feet were) because I was expecting everything. It's still fun, and good acting is always a nice change.

    Final unrelated note: The new Star Wars trailer was AWFUL. Scooby Doo trailer was hilarious.

    1. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      >The writers did an incredible job sticking to
      >the true story

      Oh! I hadn't realized it's a TRUE story!
      NOW I'm interested!

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    2. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      I think one issue that may turn off reviewers is that Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is written more like a setup book to create the world that Harry Potter lives in. That means more descriptions and somewhat less emphasis on storytelling, something that flummoxed some reviewers.

      I think the second novel, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, will be a much better movie since there is far more emphasis on good storytelling. I can't wait for Kenneth Branagh to ham it up as Gilderoy Lockhart, a character that really "chews the scenery." :-)

    3. Re:My thoughts on the movie... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

      Having read all four books, I still think Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is the movie that least translates well into a movie that movie reviewers like. It's going to be fun to watch the intense dislike between Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley from the second book in the next movie.

      By the way, the British schoolboy books are almost unknown in the USA. Having to explain concepts such as prefects and Head Boy/Girl can confuse American readers at times.

  24. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you're kidding right?

    Highschool kids reading Harry Potter? Isn't that a little... well... beneath their reading level? Whatever happened to Antigony and Wuthering Heights? Even my twelve year old brother was bored by the books (and certainly not challenged by them) when he first started reading them a couple years ago.

    No wonder kids are so stupid these days.

  25. Re:Witches? by Communomancer · · Score: 3

    Dude, don't ever play the "dictionary" trump card. I'll bet that at least half of all dictionaries consider "hacker" to be one who breaks into computer systems. Basically, I'm saying don't take the word of a dictionary over the word of someone in the know.

    Besides, if you do any research at all, you'll find that the roots you mentioned mean precisely what the previous poster said...warloghe and waerloga both translate to "Oath-Breaker".

    Warlocks are what outsiders call male witches. Male witches call themselves witches.

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  26. Can Jake Lloyd act? by roystgnr · · Score: 3, Funny

    We don't really know; he's never been given the chance. Anyone who knocks his performance in Star Wars should first be required to do a convincing "Yippee!" themselves...

  27. The Only Major Flaw by Enonu · · Score: 2

    After reading the books, and then watching the movie last night, one major flaw made itself apparent. The movie shifts scenes too quickly. You can never settle down and simply enjoy all the little subtleties that made the books great. This goes on for 2:20, so it became a problem for me.

    I do realize, however, that this is because of the very fact the movie is based off a book. They *had* to remain faithful to the story and at the same time keep a child's attention for that length of time. These two goals together contradict the ability to go indepth into character development or a particular plot scene. For example, I wanted Draco's goons to come out of the woodwork, and not just sit there and look dumb as they did in the movie.

    All in all though, I enjoyed the movie. I wonder when the second one is due to be released. For some reason, I bet that this series will eventually become as big as "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory", or even perhaps "Wizard of OZ".

  28. What do I think of Harry Potted? by selectspec · · Score: 2

    One Ring to rule them all,

    One Ring to find them,

    One Ring to bring them all,

    and in the darkness bind them

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    1. Re:What do I think of Harry Potted? by selectspec · · Score: 2
      The Lord of the Rings is merely riding on the coat-tails of the Harry Potter phenoma

      That's a really silly statement considering that Jackson had been working on the film for 2 years before the first Harry Potter film had ever been written. Tolkien is the father of fantasy. Check out this sweet article in the nytimes.

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  29. Gah. by quartz · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's been impossible to avoid the hype on this film.

    I did manage to completely avoid the hype on this film, until some bozo wrote an article about it on Slashdot.

  30. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As someone who works with high school kids, I am glad for Harry Potter for one reason - they are getting kids to read.

    Are the Harry Potter books getting kids to read books or are they getting kids to read Harry Potter? One is great, the other is a fad. One will last them a lifetime, one will die shortly after the last book comes out. (I also submit that it is probably too early to tell the long lasting effects.)

    I would recommend that everyone read them, even if you pick them up from a library.

    I find it very disheartening that someone who 'works with kids' speaks of the library as if it's a distant second choice. You express gratitude that the books are getting kids to read, then slam the greatest reading resource a child or adult can have barely a paragraph later.

    I read the first two books (I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback), and they are a good read. Not the best ever (I have a difficult time comparing Ender's Game with Harry Potter), but a good read.

    It's unsurprising you have a hard time comparing them. Despite the superficial points in common, (mistreated child Makes Good and Saves The World), they are very different books, aimed at very different audiences. It's comparing apples and oranges.

  31. Witches and Warlocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Warlock is etymologically "oath breaker" implying one who broke his holy oaths to God to make pacts with demons for unnatural power. As such it's considered offensive. References to "good warlocks" are rare, and essentially self-contradictory.

    Witch, on the other hand, comes etymologically from wikken, meaning "to predict". So, despite any negative connotations that have grown on it, it was salvagable. References to "good witches" are common, and the word connotes strangeness, but not necessarily evil.

    Witch has only gradually changed to referring primarily to women, most likely because women have been accused of witchcraft far more often than men. While most men went out into the world each day to work, women often stayed in the home and worked in secret, where they had no responsible witnesses and were naturally vulnerable to accusations of private crime (it should be noted that the vast majority of accusers were historically also women; witchburning was largely a woman-on-woman crime).

    The gender-neutral applicability of witch has weakened, but never gone entirely away. Consider "witch doctor." Do you picture a man or woman?

    Fantasy literature is particularly prone to using (and in some cases reviving) archaic meanings and choosing etymologically appropriate words rather than the most standard and well-understood words. So are fruitcakes who like to play at old religions. Don't try to apply normal language standards to either, it's frustrating and pointless.

  32. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

    I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback

    Hardback? They've both been out in paperback for ages, at least here in the UK.

    HH
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  33. Re:Witches? by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 3, Informative

    I might be wrong, but I believe the term "Witch" is reserved for the female variety. I always thought "Warlock" was the male reference.

    You are indeed wrong. Witches can be both male and female (I'm actually a male witch). Warlock means 'oathbreaker' (it's an Anglo-Saxon word).

    HH
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  34. Re:Hey, a review I agree with. On Slashdot! by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 2

    Another half hour would have done wonders

    Total agreement. Another half-hour would have made it perfect. Though I do know adults who though it was too long (mainly for bladder-related reasons).

    My advice: Pee just before seeing this film.

    HH
    __

  35. Funny story about that article... by dangermouse · · Score: 2
    My mom's an elementary school principal. A few of the classes were reading the first Harry Potter book, because, well, they're good books and that's what elementary school is for.

    So, one day, she gets a phone call from this horribly irate parent who claims to have a newspaper article detailing the link between Harry Potter and a rise in Satanism among children...

    1. Re:Funny story about that article... by Kryptonomic · · Score: 2, Funny
      she gets a phone call from this horribly irate parent

      If I had been your mom I would have told the parent that her kid is hereby excused from reading Harry Potter books.

      Instead, the kid will be required to read the Bible and write an essay on one of the topics below:

      "Murder your own family and friends if any one of them attempts to persuade you to abandon Christianity." -Deuteronomy 13

      "God commands the murder of innocent infants." -I Samuel 15:3

      "Murder is the sentence for practicing any other religion." -Deuteronomy 13 and Numbers 25

      "Sadistic ritual a wife is supposed to endure if her husband is 'jealous' or suspects adultery. The ritual is performed by a priest and is supposed to induce an abortion." -Numbers 5:11-29

      "Man who rapes a slave must sacrifice an animal in a temple to be forgiven." -Leviticus 19:20

      "Sarah: Half-sister of husband, Abra-ham. 'She really is my sister, the daughter of my father though not of my mother; and she became my wife.'" -(Gen 20:12)

  36. Casting... by sconeu · · Score: 2

    The casting was almost dead-on as to how I envisioned it... With ONE exception.

    McGonagall is not supposed to be an old lady (see the books!). I had envisioned someone who looked kind of like Bebe Neuwirth in full Lilith Sternin mode.

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    1. Re:Casting... by sconeu · · Score: 2

      No, she's not English. I was just using that for the *LOOK*, not the actress.

      Also, agreed about Dumbledore. He's OK, but an appearance like Sir Alec Guinness had as Obi-Wan would have worked too.

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  37. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by singularity · · Score: 4, Informative

    Nice to see one of my comments get a 5 rating *WHEN SOMEONE ELSE POSTS IT*.

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=2248277&sid=21 226 is my original comment.

    I am guess that is what you mean by "Reminds me of this classic prose"?

    If you notice, my signature says that I claim a copyright on each post (in addition to the disclaimer at the bottom of each Slashdot page which says that comments are property of the poster).

    You did not give me any credit for the post, nor ask my permission.

    To follow-up *to my own post*, I purchased the third book in paperback and read it, along with a borrowed fourth book, and saw the movie yesterday. I will post another original comment elsewhere on the thread.

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  38. Critics response by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    I've seen the luke warm response of many critics, saying that they do not see the magic in the movies.

    I wonder if the Sept 11 events have thrown some people off so much that they no longer see magic where they would have seen it before.

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    1. Re:Critics response by kindbud · · Score: 2

      I wonder if the Sept 11 events have thrown people off so much that they see problems where they would not have seen them before.

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    2. Re:Critics response by Alien54 · · Score: 2
      I wonder if the Sept 11 events have thrown people off so much that they see problems where they would not have seen them before.

      Well, that opens the door to places like the guerilla news network, where they are expert at that sort of thing.

      but otherwise, no impact whatsoever.

      [smile]

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    3. Re:Critics response by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      Hardly. See the Harry Potter movie. Then go see something like Monsters, Inc. A world of difference. Then if you want a truly 'great' movie (as in all-time classic), go see 'Amelie'. Then, once you're hooked on Jeunet's storytelling, go buy the DVD for "City of Lost Children". Then come back and tell us how not-great the HP movie is. It's good, but it's not all that and a bag of chips.

  39. Burn 'er anyway! by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2
    She turned me into a newt!

    A newt?!?

    ....I got better...
    Burn 'er anyway!

    Sorry, couldn't resist!

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  40. Jokes by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Informative

    Jokes are by their nature off topic. If it isn't funny then it shouldn't be rated up.

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    1. Re:Jokes by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

      Well, duh. If I complained about every unfunny joke I've made that's not been modded up I would..........uhhh, be doing a lot of complaining. My pitiful reaction was a result of being modded down as a troll for an unfunny joke.

    2. Re:Jokes by osgeek · · Score: 2

      Maybe the moderator thought that the classification was "droll".

  41. Re:defeating the point? by nomadic · · Score: 2



    i think my main concerns with the harry potter phenomenon are based around the comments that the books have got kids reading again.


    Again? Don't know if reading was ever popular among the majority of children...

  42. My thoughts on the movie... by singularity · · Score: 2

    I read all four books and liked them. I did not think they were earth-shattering, but they were good, especially the fourth book.

    I decided to go opening day just to get caught up in it. Trying to avoid children, I decided on the 1:30pm showing, before school got out. As it turns out, it was a 1:20 showing, so I arrived halfway through the previews.

    There were about fiftenn people in the theatre, including two children. One of the kids sat right behind me. He must have been about five, but acted very well the entire time, better than a lot of adults I have sat in front of.

    The movie was good. I would say that it was better than Mosters, Inc., which I saw last weekend.

    The major problems I had with it was that it did not seem to "flow" very well. This, I think, is a result of my next complaint - the movie seemed to follow the book too closely. It is difficult to floow a book that closely when the books, as with most any books, involve a lot of characters thinking to themselves.

    One good example was the Sorting Hat. In the book, Harry and the hat have an internal dialog. In the movie, this conversation takes place aloud, and completely changes the idea of it.

    I was impressed at how closely came, image-wise, to my thoughts on what everything looked like. Hagrid's cabin was almost dead-on, as was the Gryffindor commons room could not have been more exact to the image in my head.

    I also did not like the toning down of a lot of the adult characters. Dumbledore was apparently re-written as a very minor character, despite the role he plays in the book.

    In all, I was impressed with the movie and will probably end up buying it on DVD. One of the better movies made this year, but, given the competition, that does not mean much.

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  43. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by tcc · · Score: 2

    >Nice to see one of my comments get a 5 rating *WHEN SOMEONE ELSE POSTS IT*.
    >http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?cid=2248277&si d=21 226 [slashdot.org] is my original comment.

    Sorry to break it for you but don't aim too high, If you post only for Karma, you're in for a big surprise: Karma tops at 50, after that, you'll be like me, trying to find another reason to life for ;)

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  44. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Glytch · · Score: 2

    I think the reason your brother was bored of Wuthering Heights is because it's so goddamn dull. Having to look up every second word in Coles Notes just to figure out what everyone's saying is highly irritating.

    Perhaps something written within the last century might be just a tad more relevant for teaching english literacy.

  45. Fear and Loathing in Vegas to Harry Potter... by Owensellwood · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hunter S. Thompson and Oscar Ascosta running around in an drug frenzy trashing Vegas hotel rooms to Harry Potter and Hogwarts. That would be a rather broad recent career arc for Mr. Gilliam wouldn't it? Though I suppose whatshisname of LoTR fame (Pete Jackson?) did 'Meet the Feebles' so I suppose its not without preceedent that directors can do both very 'ugly' works and mass marketable blockbuster fantasy style material. However if Jackson did upleasant works it was more to do a self parodying exploitation type film - there really wasn't much creative or thought provoking in that movie, it was just the new path down exploitation film making that you probably weren't expecting.

    I think there is maybe the impression that because Gilliam did well known 'fantasy' films like Munchausen and Time Bandits that he is a superb fantasist. However despite those accomplishments I think the type of movies he tends to gravitate towards are generally too dark and unsettling and overly cerebral to be commercial grade fantasy. Though he nearly exclusively deals with fantastic subjects the flow of his movies generally don't follow an escapist mold at all, rather they tend to dwell on the absurdity of escapism and the plots tend emphasis how unromantic and far from the 'fantastic' mold actual life can be. For instance, look at how much trouble he went to showing how arbitrary and upoetic most of the deaths in Time Bandits were, and Munchausen only stayed afloat by constantly emphasising its own absurdity and the complete unreality of the events it described - the fact that the story of Munchausen was not real but nonetheless emotionally appealing was one of the main thrusts of that movie. In fact in every one of his films it is the psychology of fantasy and how it is used to get along in life rather than an exploration of the actually fantastic that is of primary thematic importance. Most of Gilliam's work is more about dealing with the fact that people's dreams and fantastic notions are by nature almost always contrary to what will actually happen in their lives rather than just reiterating the rather trite stereotypes of escapism. There is a reason that Brazil is considered his cornerstone work, and its not because his baroque visual style was first fully realized in a movie with that film, rather it was because the movie was about the nightmare of being psychologically dependant on fantasy that will never come true.

    So I agree that Gilliam would not be a good director for this film any more than he would be a good director for Star Wars and LoTR even though Harry Potter is a little more self consciously surrealistic in nature. The simple fact is that Gilliam does not do fantasy for its own sake, rather what he does tends to usually gravitates more towards drama where the primary tension resides in the disparity between character's fantastic notions and the more unromantic situations of their actual lives.

    i honestly I think if there was a major director who would be good on this project it would be Tim Burton. He is much adept at doing atmospheric fantasy while staying much more true to mainstream entertainment values than Gilliam.

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  46. Re:Avoiding the hype by Nematode · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought the point of the review was not to hype the movie, but to present an assessment of the substance. I'm as suspect of "hype" as the next guy, but an absolute negative prejudice is just as foolish as an absolute prejudicial adoration. And it seems that Taco was saying he liked the books and movies despite the hype, not because of it.

    While -most- mass-marketed entertainment of the Harry Potter sort ends up being sterilized, condescending, manipulative, and uninteresting, not all of it is. Sometimes you find entertainment that has value beyond the hype.

    Personally, I think the movie came close. It was entertaining, and fairly rich for something made by Chris Columbus. It wasn't a great movie, or a classic, but worth my lousy $6. Like a lot of the other people who have posted here, I didn't know much about the Potter phenomenon except that the books were selling very well. Just before a recent cross-country drive, I had a pair of well-read, intelligent friends suggest that I read one. They said it wasn't great literature, but still entertaining stuff, even for adults. So I threw one of the books on the reading pile. Sure enough, it was imaginative and fairly entertaining. Maybe if I had been more in tune with pop culture and known about the phenomenon I'd have avoided it. But what the hell, it was a fun, quick little read.

    The movie was a faithful, meticulous adaptation, and I think the reviews I've read got it basically right - a pretty good film, overall, with a lot of imagination and not overboard on the cynical, empty manipulation you'd expect from that director. But because it's such an exact replica of the book, it's lacking it's own artistic heart. Kind of like a photocopy rather than a piece of art.

    I dunno, maybe I'm as brainwashed as everyone else, but it seems like plenty of thinking, critical adults are able to enjoy the stories despite the hype, not because of it. It is true, though, that the stories are kind of Frankenstein's monsters cobbled together from most every hero fable and archetype that you've all read before. Not to mention Raold Dahl....

  47. Spins off by AntonVoyl · · Score: 2, Funny
    This reminds me of that Onion article where William Safire orders "two Whoppers Junior".

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  48. Re:Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2
    I've always considered computer programming to be the closest thing to spellcasting there is. You put the words together and then the machine does nifty things.

    So...did these guys hire a satanist for their web page design, or what? :)

  49. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Old+Wolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get him to read the Lord of the Rings

  50. Long Flight? by _ganja_ · · Score: 2
    " and read the first 3 Harry Potter books on my next 3 flights (I'm saving the 4th book for next time I fly ;)


    I wonder if Taco has seen the size of the 4th book? All I can say is I hope its a very long flight. Rumours are that the 5th book come complete with a wheel barrow and the 6th with a shopping cart.

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  51. If magic was reliable and repeatable ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... it would be science.

    And given that, in this series, magic IS reliable and repeatable (and thus is really a science and its asscoiated technology), the rest of the story becomes:

    - Child from broken home is abused.
    - Child escapes from broken home through institutional opportunity for children like him to enter higher learning institution.
    - Child enrolls in a "science/technology" degree program, in a "science" for which he has a talent (and which is thus fun).
    - Child grows up, learning about good and evil, human relations, etc., making friends (and enemies) and having a good time along the way.
    - Child breaks rules (as adolescents must do at least once), getting in an appropriate amount of trouble and finding an appropriate amount of opportunity as a result.
    - Child learns more family history.
    - Child and friends solve serious adult-world problem.
    - Child and friends make progress exposing and combatting the plans of evil/psychopathic persons.
    etc.

    Substitute "science" for "magic", and the whole thing turns into a real-world growing-up success story, with lots of useful lessons about attitudes and behaviors useful for achieving success, morals, and social standing. But using the technology of magic allows the young reader to easily transfer these lessons to the real-world without the distraction of technical particulars from the author's understanding of a PARTICULAR technology's CURRENT state-of-the-art.

    Meanwhile it's a very fun read, keeping the reader engaged and encouraged to continue.

    So in addition to teaching kids to read, this series seems likely to teach a lot of good stuff, all the while making it LOADS of fun (as learning SHOULD be).

    I'm glad to hear it made it to the silver screen with its guts intact.

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    1. Re:If magic was reliable and repeatable ... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

      Wow. Lots of similarities to 'Real Genius'. :)

  52. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
    I read the first two books (I refuse to buy the third and fourth in hardback)

    Then you're missing out. So far each successive book in the sequence has been more ambitious than it predecessor, and so far (for my money) each has been better. We don't have children so we can't even pretend we're buying them for the children. We buy them for us - and we are eagerly anticipating the next.

    We're also booked to go and see the film next week - something we don't often do.

    Just one thing puzzles me: why have they retitled the film 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone' in the States? Don't Merkin children know what a Philosopher's Stone is?

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  53. Re:Witches? by reverius · · Score: 2

    I think that would make me a "starlock"... or something.

  54. The worst by Pope · · Score: 2

    Yesterday a coworker went to www.netscape.com to check the news. Right there on the home page, a GIANT Harry Potter ad came sliding down from the top of the window and covered 75% or so of the screen real estate. Clicking on the close button made it slide back away.

    And you thought Pop-ups and pop-unders were bad...

    Mark my words: this is going to be the next wave in annoying advertisements.

    What bugs me the most is that you'd pretty much have to be living under a rock to not know about the movie coming out. Yes, hype is hype and Harry Potter has had more than the usual, but this just seems excessive.

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  55. Re:No negative connotation in the US by smcv · · Score: 2, Informative

    The word "philosopher" doesn't have any supernatural connotations here as far as I know (I'm British), but the Philosopher's Stone does (well, if you count alchemy as supernatural). It was (at least mythically) what medieval alchemists tried to find, and depending which version you read, it either turned lead into gold, or gave you eternal life (occasionally both).

  56. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by phaze3000 · · Score: 2

    Whilst Antigone is the more prevalent spelling, as the original was in ancient Greek either spelling is acceptable.

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  57. Re:No negative connotation in the US by greenrd · · Score: 2
    In HP (and this isn't really a spoiler) it does both - well, to be precise, it produces the Elixir of Eternal Life, so it's a bit of a mishmash of old legends. But there's nothing wrong with that - Terry Pratchett does that all the time. ;)

  58. Re:Why 'Sorcerer's Stone' and not Philosopher's st by alienmole · · Score: 2
    No, it's because the English think that Americans are too stupid to understand what the Philosopher's Stone is.

    I think it's far more likely that the American marketing department of Time Warner et al thought that Americans wouldn't recognize the Philosopher's Stone. One thing top-tier marketers in America never do is overestimate the intelligence and knowledge of their audience...

  59. People with too much time on their hands... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    Never heard of it. Unless, of course, you're referring to "Antigone"...

    Anti-gone? That would be here?

    All this litterary snobbery is ridiculous. If you don't like the prose then don't read books that were written for twelve years olds.

    Equally a film aimed at the pre-teen audience is not going to have the action adventure impact of 'die-hard', 'Rambo' or 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre'.

    I suspect that more than a little of the carping is being organized by the Religious right. They have realised that they look silly attacking Potter as being 'Satanist', so they are organizing people to call into talk shows to dis Potter.

    One of the ways you can tell this is going on is that the same phrases keep being used, 'Thin and Hollow' turns up on one of their 'talking points' sheets, I have heard it repeated on three separate chat shows. Then they plug some piece of 'christian' propaganda (which most christians would not recognize as such).

    Of course Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell haveto do something with their time after the used the WTC attacks for gay bashing. It would be nice if they had the guts to do this sort of thing in the open rather than using an astro-turf campaign.

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  60. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
    But not from Nancy Stouffer. Yeah, her books have "muggles," "Larry Potter," and a "Nimbus," but beyond a few names, there's nothing in common at all.

    Funny thing is that the books are self published and nobody seems to be able to prove that they existed before the first Harry Potter book came out.

    Meanwhile J.K.Rowling was touting her book outline before the Stouffer book was published.

    Like the plaintiffs inthe case I don't think it is a coincidence, however I think the explanation is rather different than the one they alledge.

    Sounds rather like patent law when someone files a patent after the invention has been published by someone else.

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  61. Re:I'm another who doesn't understand the hype by mvdwege · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Is the rest of child-oriented literature really so bad that Harry Potter and the Philosophers' Stone seems godlike by comparison?

    In a word: Yes.

    At least here in the Netherlands there is a culture that says that children's literature must be in the first place educational, or pedagogical or any such buzzwords as are spouted by those purveyors of that soul-destroying pseudo-science that is called 'child psychology'. From what I've heard (I haven't read the books yet) J.K. Rowling hit on exactly what kids want: a good story.

    Incidentally, the secondary (or even tertiary) importance of story, plot and likeable characters is what is considered vogue among so-called 'serious' adult literature too. Perhaps that is the reason that adults latch on to Harry Potter with the same fanaticism as kids seem to do.

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  62. Re:Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by greenrd · · Score: 2
    Now that is a cool analogy to get elementary school kids more interested in computing! I'll have to remember that one. Thanks. :-)

  63. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by yesthatguy · · Score: 2

    As a "Merkin", and slightly older than a "child", I'll say that I don't know what a Philosopher's Stone is. (I'd be interested in knowing if somebody wants to follow this post up, or I'll just go google it.) I'm familiar with philosophers, and I'm familiar with stones, but I've never heard of a stone having any special significance to a philosopher.

    In addition, we may be thinking of a different denotation or connotation of the word 'philosopher'. To me, and most Americans I know, a philosopher is a thinker, someone like Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Nietzche, Kirkegard. A sorcerer is a more mystical figure, one who deals with magic (white/good or black/bad).

    When I think of "Sorcerer's Stone", I think of the stone from the Arthurian legend of the sword in the stone, but I don't know if that's a common relation to many Americans.

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  64. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by yesthatguy · · Score: 3

    Well, you don't *have* to read it at all. Nobody's making you, just suggesting it, as they've enjoyed it. That said, it's probably more beneficial to someone who has or interacts with kids than for someone who does not ever see or deal with kids. (And to that person, I say you're missing out; kids are great)

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  65. Re:I won't watch it because. . . . by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2
    That is why no self respecting wizard rides on one. Unless he's gay[...]

    It's a British boarding school, so that goes without saying.

  66. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by dimator · · Score: 2

    I have a difficult time comparing Ender's Game with Harry Potter

    You know, I recently finished Ender's Game, and I must say, I don't know what the big deal is about that book. Everyone seems to think it an outstanding work, but I don't see it's greatness. As a military/strategy type book, it fails at giving great details of the battles. As a story about Ender Wiggin... eh, it's good, but not great. The ending, while cool, was not as amazing as others I've read.

    From what I understand of Card's intentions, the 2nd book in the series (Speaker for the Dead) was intended as the "main" work of the series, not Ender's Game. I'm almost done with the 2nd book, and I still don't see what all the praise is about.

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  67. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by osgeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Are the Harry Potter books getting kids to read books or are they getting kids to read Harry Potter? One is great, the other is a fad. One will last them a lifetime, one will die shortly after the last book comes out. (I also submit that it is probably too early to tell the long lasting effects.)

    The way to get kids to start reading regularly is to get them to realize the enjoyment that can be obtained from books.

    My own love of reading really started with "The Great Brain" books when I was in 5th grade. I enjoyed them so much that when I was done with them, I eagerly looked around for more books to enjoy, so I moved on to "Tarzan" and Piers Anthony.

    In order to enjoy books, you first have to get over that intimidation factor associated with reading. Early in a child's life, reading is difficult. It's so much easier to be engaged in a story by flipping on the television. Building up the proficiency at reading in order to be able to enjoy stories of an equal or greater value than what kids get on TV takes time. If HP books are providing that first step toward the realization that reading books can be more fun than watching the toob, then that's awesome.

    I certainly don't understand the implication of your post that somehow a good book or two might be a negative factor in cultivating a child's love of reading.

  68. Re:from The Onion by vsavatar · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think it's all that funny actually, because if they bothered to brush up on their research they'd have found that there has been a large rise in children, especially teenagers becoming involved in the occult and in things like witchcraft. The Pagan Federation has had to appoint a youth officer to handle all these inquiries from children and teens who want to learn how to cast spells and learn witchcraft. And guess what, every time that a new Harry Potter book comes out they get a resurgance in the number of inquiries. What gets me most about Harry Potter is that the author uses real occult references instead of harmless made up stuff as was done in Bedknobs and Broomsticks and the Wizard of Oz, etc. So, yeah, if you want to teach your kid about witchcraft you ought to take him/her to see this movie, but I as a Christian would not take my child to see it if I had a child. As a side note, I am NOT even CLOSE to a right-wing extremist so don't even TRY to rope me into that category. There's lots of things the right wing extremists say that I am completely against.

  69. awesome special effects?! i don't think so... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Fluffy (the giant three-headed dog) was quite fuzzy, typical of bad special effects. The background and arena of the Quidditch match was not well-done (though the Quidditch players themselves were great). The troll was terrible - Shrek-style animation in a live-action movie? Bad move. It's kinda strange - it looks as if part of the was done by a team that didn't have anywhere near as much experience as stuff done in the rest of the movie. Makes me wonder...

  70. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
    The Philosopher's Stone was an object sought by alchemists thoughout the middle ages. It was thought to give eternal life, and to be able to transmute substances (including turn lead into gold).

    Don't they teach any history of science in US schools? (not sarcastic, genuinely interested)

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  71. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2
    The thing is that the stone isn't even a Philosopher's stone. Philosopher's stone turns any common metal to gold. The Harry Potter stone gives you immortality.

    Medieval alchemists theories about the nature of matter predicted that the Philosopher's Stone could transmute any substance into any other substance and produce the elixir of life (and that it would have several other interesting properties to, including the ability to cure all diseases).

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  72. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by adamy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) Keep writing good books
    2) Get word out about good books from the past. I am still into the works of Alexandre Dumas, Robert Lousi Stevenson, Jack London, and Mark Twain, not to mention Issaac Azimov, Robert Heinlein, uh,oh, better stop now.

    Good movies of Good books in some way help. My introduction to a life long relationship with the works of JRR Tolkien begain with the animated version of the Hobbit.

    Books that got me into reading:
    1) Andrew Henry's Meadow. God I loved that book. way back in kindergarten, too. Has anyone else read it?

    2) The Hardy Boy's series. The first "Big Books" I read. (All words, a few scattereted illustrations, and standard novel height as opposed to 10-12" height of little kids books.

    3)Alexandre Dumas. All the books ofr the 3 Musketeer Series (20 Years After, the Viscompte de Bragallone[sp?], the Man in the Iron Mask) and The Conte of Monte Cristo (Is that Banderas in the movie posters?) These books, that my grandfather gave to me in Leather Bound Hardbacks from the turn of the Century. They were Huge, something like 500 pages each, and Filled with words I had never read before and couldn't understand in 3rd and fourth grade (Didactic and Dogmatic?) but they dragged me in.

    (I am an addicted reader. I've ruined more mornings by reading until the wee hours the night before.)

    Make books available to kids, read to them and let them follow along with the words. Encourage their "Reading Habits " by feeding them anything they will consume. Doesn't metter if it starts with Harry Potter and the Fellow ship of the Ring. Yes, they will be Nerds, Sci Fi Geeks, book worms. Yes, they will support the Pulk Paperback industry by buying...Hey, I just realized I am probably describing the target audience of Slashdot.

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  73. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by johnnyb · · Score: 2

    Has anyone heard about how Harry Potter is supposedly just a ripoff of another book about Larry Potter? Any information would be greatly appreciated.

  74. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Velex · · Score: 2

    Ok, besides the fact that you were shameless enough to take credit for Singularity's work, I have to say it: not all video games are bad!

    Why not get kids to play Chrono Trigger or Legend of the Dragoon or one of the many Final Fantasies? Not only do they have excellent plots which would make great fodder for an English essay, but they require that kids read. It doesn't matter what you read, the fact is that you still read.

    In fact, I would argue that the internet keeps kids reading all the time. You can't do anything on the internet without reading. I don't remember the last time I read a book, but I read all the time -- fanfiction, RPGs, espository and persuasive essays, even rants -- all without books.

    If you don't want to fork out money to buy Chrono Trigger or the like, why not just point the kids at a few MUDs? That is the ultimate in reading, because there are no visuals; it's all imagination. In fact, MUDs should be better for developing brains not only because of the reading, but because roleplaying demands that the kids place themselves in someone else's shoes.

    I'm all for reading for the same reasons as Frederick Douglass, but please don't tune out anything that isn't printed on paper. Reading is reading, and reading is what's important.

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  75. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by yesthatguy · · Score: 2

    We get some science history, and even mention of alchemy, but mostly how it paved the way for future exploration and experimentation. We mostly learn names of influential scientists, like Rutherford, Boyle, Dalton, etc. and what each contributed. I'd never heard of the Philosopher's Stone as an object of alchemists' search, rather that they were just looking for "a way" to transmute substances into gold.

    (I suppose when I say 'we', I mean 'I'...but I'd think it's similar for most Americans)

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  76. very little interest untill... by cabbey · · Score: 2

    I had very little interest in seeing the movie, I still don't have much... and after this review, maybe when it comes out on video, or hits tv... maybe, if there's nothing else on. Then I caught what these whackos are saying about it, particularly the interview (currently on their frontpage or tv) I had to watch while waiting to get my car fixed this morning. The best part is probably the bit at the end where he claims Tolkein and Lewis were both "Christian fantasy" authors. And the part that tells parents to explain to their kids that "they understand" how it feels to not be able to see the film, and that they should "give the child something they've always wanted, a gift or a vacation" instead. Oh, and don't forget to check out "Pat's Age-Defying Antioxidants" while you're there.

    1. Re:very little interest untill... by MattW · · Score: 2

      C.S. Lewis was very much a Christian author, and most of his works were non-fiction. The Chronicles of Narnia are very much Christian allegory, as you'll note Aslan (the Jesus-figure) breathing life back into statues, and in later books having his mane shorn (crown of thorns) before being killed and resurrected.

      While Tolkein is far less obvious, because he wasn't a well-known Christian non-fiction writer as Lewis, there are similar themes. Gandalf the Grey becomes Gandalf the White after being killed, most notably, but a lot of other themes can be drawn -- such as the tools of evil not being able to be used for good purpose (the ring subverts). I doubt it was intentional in his case, and is merely shared mythology, you might say, whereas with C.S. Lewis, it is likely very planned.

  77. If you want stand-up comedy... by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Try Vegas. If you want a movie that will keep adults and children interested based on plot, try Harry Potter.

    One of the interesting things I noticed was that during the movie, the kids in the theatre (most likley outnumbering the adults) were really quiet, no yelling or squirming! And I really didn't notice any adults looking bored either.

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  78. Wearing out the magic by fm6 · · Score: 2
    As someone who works with high school kids, I am glad for Harry Potter for one reason - they are getting kids to read.
    HP caught my attention when I heard one of those NPR comentaries by a teacher who was reading the first book aloud in class. The kids wouldn't let him show the illustrations. They were having too much fun creating Hogwarts in their own heads.

    That sums up my feelings about the movie. I've sort of been looking forward to it -- what geek, of any age, can fail to identify with a disrespected little boy who has the sole power to defeat he-who-must-not-be-named? But I'm not sure I want to see a CGI Quiddich match, or Fluffy reduced to some Disney-Henson-IL&M puppet.

    And how much HP can we take? I just read the third book (recently out in paperback) and it seems to me that premise is already beginning to wear thin. I have to wonder if the magic can hold together for 4 more volumes, not to mention endless tie ins, adaptions and spin-offs.

    Sometimes you wish your favorite entertainment was a little less successful. I remember when I thought a beagle with aviator fantasies was funny, when Dilbert actually had something to say, and Star Trek actually took me out of myself. Much as I miss C&H, I wish more creators would emulate Bill Watterson and quit while the concept is still fun.

    Oh well, at least the movie is something people can do with their kids.

  79. (I Think) The book is called... by The_dev0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "Tom Brown's School Days" is the title of the book i think he is referring to. Hey, just trying to be helpful :)

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    1. Re:(I Think) The book is called... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • "Tom Brown's School Days" is the title of the book i think he is referring to.

      Which leads to a nice example of how well it can work. George Macdonald Fraser took a character from Tom Brown's School Days, the bully Harry Flashman, and created a long running series of historical novels around him.

      This is different from Potter because the source was out of copyright and in the public domain, and Fraser freely acknowledged the re-use of the characters and names.

      Don't get me wrong, all fiction is derivative. But lifting characters, names and situations verbatim (or nearly so) out of other recent works is theft.

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    2. Re:(I Think) The book is called... by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 2
      ...lifting characters, names and situations verbatim..."
      Hrm...I assume you're refering to Nancy Stouffer's lawsuit as the basis of your claim. From her web site, realmuggles.com, muggles are "Humans left behind on Aura, The Forgotten People, conscientious objectors, sick and diseased, physically challenged, elderly, blind, deaf, savants, dwarfs, earning disabled, the Have Not's. They became genetically mutated humans, hybrid humans, resemble children when fully grown, large hairless heads, tiny ears, large oval eyes, eyelids with no eyelashes, blue, violet, brown & green, lump cheeks, narrow shoulders, thin arms, chubby hands, three fingers & one thumb, no fingernails, thin legs, chubby feet, four toes, no toenails, round plump bellies, half-moon shaped belly button, height: 3'- 4', weight: 45 lb.- 90 lb., skin Color: white, brown, beige or olive, vegetarians." Rowling's muggles, however, are completely ordinary humans, fingernails and all.

      Stouffer's Larry Potter is completely unconnected to her Muggles, they're in different books. Just because the characters share the same surname and their first names ryhme that Rowling lifted her character from Stouffer's? Check out Stouffer's "Infringement Examples Chart" to see more reaches to draw comparisons between the books where they don't exist. My favorite is Rowling's "MUGGLES REJOICING "HAPPY, HAPPY DAY" & MUGGLES PLAY SOCCER-LIKE GAME" vs. Stouffer's "MUGGLES REJOICING "OH WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY" & MUGGLES PLAY CROQUET-LIKE GAME." Can anyone point out to me where Rowling's muggles rejoice or where they play a soccer-like game (unless she means soccer itself)?

      As for derivative, Nancy Stouffer has started refering to herself as "N.K. Stouffer". Please.

      Anyone else notice how Stouffer's Muggles look like the Thompsons from last week's South Park? Nancy's got another lawsuit! Her claim that Rowling is "irreparably damaging my properties and goals" is ridiculous, she's gotten more attention since Rowling's books than she had gotten in the 13 years previous. Why hadn't Stouffer sold her books to a big publishing house? Because "before I could enter into another agreement I had to clear the title rights through the Federal Courts." She who lives by the courts, dies by the courts.

      Personally, I don't think anyone who says "I designed him a logo" on their web site should call themselves an author, children's or otherwise. Stouffer's a two-bit wanna-be who thinks that she might have some sort of claim, too bad it's just "In The Year of the Purple Haze".

      -sk

    3. Re:(I Think) The book is called... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the response. I agree with you on the facts of this case (such as they are, and we have to bear in mind the vested interests of both sides), I just come to a different conclusion. I believe that JK Rowling did knowingly lift names from Nancy Stouffer (whether she had read the books or not is another issue), and in a close enough context to be regarded as plagiarism.

      I see it as a minor infringement that could be solved with a simple acknowledgement with no financial payment, but her denial is (to my eyes) morally repugnant. I also choose to believe that the balance of probability (civil law issue, this isn't a "beyond all reasonable doubt" case) is that JK Rowling's Harry Potter is influenced strongly by D.C. Comic's "Books of Magic". Note that I don't say "Neil Gaiman's Books of Magic", as Neil Gaiman has sold all rights to D.C. Comics, and so his declination to contest this intellectual property is irrelevant.

      By the way, even though we disagree, I respect your position and arguments, and if I could, I'd mod you as informative.

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  80. Re:from The Onion by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    Can I put you in the category of "Nutter" then?
    It's ALL harmless made up stuff. It's a lot more harmless made up stuff than some of the made up stuff in the world. Wicca or whatever you choose to call it is no more or less made up stuff than any other religion. Admittedly it was made up largely by wannabe poets in the early 20th century, but it's still all made up.

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  81. Re:Censorship : Not just in the South. . . . by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    No. They only pretend to be because they think it sounds cooler..

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  82. Re:from The Onion by metachimp · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You might not be a right-wing extremist, but it's pretty clear that you regard Christianity as THE religion.


    Pagan traditions are a perfectly valid religious tradition in and of themselves. Harry Potter books are mere fantasy, they have little to do with any existing pagan religious such as Wicca or Druidism.


    Perhaps more teenagers are turning toward pagan religions because of the smug intolerance towards other religions (think of Reverend Lovejoy from "The Simpsons") they see from their "Christian" neighbors, who generally exemplify very, very little of Christ's teachings. Perhaps in a genuine search for a meaningful spirituality, they look into and find out more about other religious traditions such as those found in many of the neo-pagan traditions. Perhaps they end up becoming atheists, perhaps they end up joining Opus Dei. Perhaps they end up running through the woods nude under the full moon. Perhaps they end up eating bread that turns to flesh and wine that turns to blood. At any rate, Christians have not cornered the market on ethical or moral behavior, developing an interest in the modern adaptations of pre-christian religions is hardly the road to perdition that most bible thumpers would have us believe.

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  83. Re:Where the hell does Taco live? by wrenkin · · Score: 2

    At my school we have to wear academic gowns to eat in the very Hogwartish dining hall - Oak ceiling, stained glass, gilded rails, long oaken tables, tapestries, that kinda thing - every evening. So some girls spent all friday wearing their gowns around campus all day in a show of dedication to their magical hero, raising the ire of the less formal colleges. Then at night, they just put on some fan accoutrements and ran over to the theatre.

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  84. Re:Love that book argument. by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    j00 r rit3 d00d. I learned to r34d & rit3 on the net, and I 0wn3d 4ll my b00ks 0nlin3 t00. 3v3r r34d th3 h4ck3r's c00kb00k? Frickin' A, man, frickin' A!!

    The advantage of the written word is that it is generally spell and grammar checked, and that the stuff that gets printed is usually half-decent. On the internet, you get a lot of stuff, and it's hard to filter out the crack.

    ..er, I mean crap.

    That having been said, anyone who thinks "Harry Potter'll bring kids back to books!" is a complete twit. "But kids like it!" They like porn too; I say that if you really want to reel the kids back in, give 'em porno novels.

    No, the Harry Potter books don't suck; I'm with all you rabid fans on this one. They're fairly decent. From the first one, which I've read, I think they're well written, have some involving characters and a reasonably deep plot. But that's no reason to force kids to read the books. Or to make it a core novel for a grade-school level course.

    The last thing we want is teachers teaching kids how they should think about these characters. It's only a matter of time, parents, before your kids are being taught that Harry's uncle was obviously abused as a child, or that Ron was an Irish immigrant whose parents should learn to use birth control. Your teachers will have invaded yet another fun place where your child's imigination used to reside, and mold it to match their own. I'm all for molding youths into upstanding citizens, but leave their frickin' imaginations alone, willya?

    Teachers love this kind of book because it "gives them something new to work with."

    Children hate this kind of textbook because it's "arbitrary."

    And it is. "What does the owl represent? How about Harry's scar? What is the signifigance of the flash of green Harry remembers from his childhood?" *shudder* ... I'm getting shivers just thinking about it..

    So please, don't make it a required read, with questions and the like. Let kids enjoy a book for a change, without having to be taught the prejudices of their forefathers as fact.

    I've also heard this "making reading fun again!" poppycock so many times, and it's really starting to wear thin. I doubt this'll put any respectable dent whatsoever in illiteracy in America. People who want to read will continue to read. People who don't, won't. And any parent who can't get their kids to read has bigger problems than finding a book like Harry Potter to hold their attention.

    Although.. now that I think about it, it kinda makes sense. Assume for a moment that you are an illiterate parent. Your kid doesn't want to read either. You really don't know what to force them to read because you keep giving them crap, or whatever, because you have no experience to base your reading selections for them on. And you don't want to ask for help, because you're too proud. (..or you ran your phone bill too high and it was disconnected.)

    Then Harry Potter shows up, and all your troubles are solved. You buy your kid some books, and spend the rest of the month watching Jerry Springer re-runs on television.

    Amazing. Harry Potter will solve the problem of white trash. Whoo. I'm sold. :-P

  85. WRONG titles in the review.. by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    didnt read the books too well did you?

    He's a wizard not a witch, and the entire bookline and world is as far from wicca as you could get.

    Geeks have a freak-storm when people say hackers are crashing the internet....

    well, A good fantasy lover will cringe when people try and stick their world into the light that causes fundamentalists to freak, band and burn books....

    It's a wizard dammit, the harry potter world is very much like D&D and we didnt have no stupid witches...

    keep your religion out of my fantasy entertainment.

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  86. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Glytch · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm afraid you've revealed more about your vocabulary level than that of the book.

    Please pardon my low education for not having a mastery of the intricaces of ancient British farm slang. Damn my english teachers for trying to instruct me in the ways of modern spoken english! Damn them!

  87. Resistance is Futile by tenzig_112 · · Score: 2
    You can talk all you want about how you don't want to see the movie. Believe me, you will. AOL/Time/Warner have assured me that you will definitely see this film at least once.


    There is no escape.


    A few humbly-submitted links for supplementary reading:

    Harry Potter Premieres, Becomes Soul-Sucking Eddy of Ubiquity

    "Hairy Potter" Adult Film Franchise Already on 7th Sequel

  88. Re:LOTR too. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I agree with that. But then go see "Monsters, Inc." and be amazed at the perfection that is Sully's fur. Absolutely perfect, and hair has been one of the hardest things to do in CGI. Now they need to work on human skin, and they'll be able to do most anything they need to do. I wouldn't worry too much about the orc in LOTR yet - until you see it in the final movie, on the bigscreen, there's no telling how good it really will be.

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  90. Weird fans by dsplat · · Score: 2

    Yes, Harry Potter has some weird fans. I was out there with a bunch of them, robes, pointy hats and all. We convinced a local theater to let us promote our SF club by raffling off a gift basket of Harry Potter stuff in their lobby on opening night. It was a great ice breaker. I met some wonderful people who I might never known otherwise, including one of the elves who runs the FictionAlley Harry Potter fanfic site.

    We'll be doing something similar for the Lord of the Rings opening night next month. I'm just glad that getting a job, owning a house and having kids didn't mean that I forgot how much fun it can be to just throw myself into doing something weird. I laughed, I talked, I posed with my friends for a news crew. It was fun. Go ahead and be weird. There's a good chance you'll make some friends, or put a smile on a kid's face.

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  91. Re:Witches Heal by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2

    So, let me get this right... you "honor and respect" dirt?

    Or did you mean, "Earth" instead of "earth."

    Gee, if you honor and respect "her" the least you could do is capitalize your pagan god's name.

    Honor it all you want, I am striving to leave this mudball ASAP and tour the rest of the universe. Alas, it is a hobby that has not yet paid off.

    You claim you are "practicing a religion whose members are generally accepting of other religions." Funny, you don't seem very accepting of other religions in your post. Most major religions are "narrow minded" about the fact that they are the one true way to salvation/enlightenment/etc. Are they "evil" because they seek to prevent people from straying down the path of destruction (as they see it)? Isn't it the right thing for them to warn other people not to take a path that they believe to be dangerous, as long as they stick to persuasion and argument (as opposed violence or the force of law). Is it now "evil" to openly question other people's beliefs and engage them in peaceful debate? If it is, then that is all the more reason for me to move to a less crowded planet (and one without delusions of divinity). Or by "accepting of other religions" do you mean just a few other fruitcake, feel-good, new age superstitions that don't challenge your world view?

    I can't believe this is 2001, I don't have a flying car... and people in the industrialized world are still shelling out good money for witch doctors to read Tarot cards and chicken bones for them. That was not what the sci-fi novels promised me!

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  92. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
    • You are a troll, but ill give you the benifit of the doubt.

    I'm an author. But thanks for your condescention.

    • Reading is reading

    But learning remains optional. You made two spelling errors and one punctuation error in a single sentence. This rather makes my point about mediocrity in writing not being something to aspire to. The relevance to Potter is that the writing and editing is so sloppy that the name of a character changes half way through a book. The contempt that this shows for the readership mirrors the laziness you display in your post.

    If you don't care enough about your readers to spell or punctuate correctly, why should your readers bother to care about what you have written?

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  93. Best Timing. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the showing I saw, the whole theater went nuts when the broom hit Ron in the face. It was just such a slapstick surprise, it just *worked*.

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    1. Re:Best Timing. by epukinsk · · Score: 2

      Ah yes, I forgot about that one. One of few, though, unfortunately.

      -Erik

  94. Re:Witches? by isdnip · · Score: 2

    Indeed, this is one of the few things Rowling did in her books that really annoyed me. She uses "witch" for females and "wizard" for males, while both terms are sex-neutral. ("Gender" is a late 20th century euphemism for "sex" in this case. "Sex" in the late 20th century has become a euphemism for "coitus". Fooey on neologisms.)

    I suppose she was following common usage. But it did take away from the believability of the story, which in other respects is amazingly believable for a fantasy (okay, that's a weird statement too). I'd rather have seen her use the words correctly, perhaps helping correct common semantic misunderstandings.

    The only use of "warlock" I can think of in the books is "Warlock's Assembly", presumably a legislative body of the magical world that meets maybe every century or so. If "warlock" is taken to be male, which she does not actually imply, then the story would imply a lack of female suffrage. But Rowlings' magical world is remarkably non-sexist: Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff houses, for instance, are named for the female co-founders of Hogwarts, and women seem to be treated rather equally. But the leaders of the Ministry seem to all be male.

  95. OK, then scratch Narnia, too by hawk · · Score: 2
    It's hard to get more derivative than that. The whole set is ripped straight from the Bible . . .


    hawk

    1. Re:OK, then scratch Narnia, too by hawk · · Score: 2
      Actually, that was my point :) Narnia is compelling, but it's tough to find much in there, other than trnaslating children into it, that's not in the Original . . .


      hawk

  96. Lowest common denominator??? by hawk · · Score: 2
    Some of the words just plain mean different things. For example, the jumper/sweater switch. I'm not sure I'd let my daughters go to a movie (or read a book) about a little boy that wears sleeveless dresses, which is whaqt a "jumper" is in the U.S.


    hawk, whose father worked with a british mechanic who scared off a problem customer when he said he'd get a "torch" to go look under her car.

  97. Good for nerds! by mattr · · Score: 2

    Haven't seen the movie yet though I've read the books a couple of times. Reading the Wired
    online article about people trying to get the books banned from schools because they promote witchcraft, I was struck by 1) the unlimited gall of fundamentalists in the U.S. and 2) that this would be a great way to boost kids' self confidence for those who need it. I mean this is the ultimate nerd movie, and seems to have a message for non-nerds that nerd is cool. Best at this I've seen since Animal House and Buckaroo Banzai. This could be a good force for stopping the shootings in American schools. In these stories, as mentioned in other messages, there are lots of good morals stories but also it shows a kid who regularly gets picked on becoming a hero for use of his head and inner talents. Educators should get as many kids to see it as possible!

  98. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
    • If Dekard in Blade Runner was named "Yoda" instead, would you claim that the entire thing was a plagiarisation of Star Wars....?

    Let me make it easier for you: the L^HHarry Potter books contain plagiarism. If Blade Runner had been set a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, if Dekard had been a hot headed young farmboy orphan named Duke Skywalker with an Aunt Berru, if it had contained characters called Jawas and if he had used the Force, then I would (and you would too) have said it plagiarised Star Wars. Let's compare oranges with oranges.

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  99. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
    • Meanwhile J.K.Rowling was touting her book outline before the Stouffer book was published

    According to her and her publisher, who both have extremely vested interests.

    • Like the plaintiffs in the case I don't think it is a coincidence, however I think the explanation is rather different than the one they alledge.

    You think that Stouffer plagiarised Rowling? That's an... interesting... series of events you're postulating there.

    To be fair, you might be postulating meddling by alien God Like Beings, the Star Trek excuse for having a low budget universe full of near-humans. That makes about as much sense.

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  100. Re:From the "Reminds me of this classic prose" guy by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

    Karma tops at 50, after that, you'll be like me, trying to find another reason to life for ;)

    Aww, maaan...and I just hit 50 this weekend. (After hitting it some time ago, only to get knocked down to high 40s by a few neg mods.)

    <sigh> So...how long does this period of angst last before I accept this little fact of life? ;)

  101. programming as magic by Mike+Van+Pelt · · Score: 2

    Do a google search for "The World Inside the Crystal" by Stephen Savitzky. Cool song along these lines.