2nd Annual Poetry Spam

guidobot writes "Its the time of year for SatireWire's 2nd Annual Poetry Spam, an event where contestants write poetry consisting entirely of quotes from spam e-mail. You can also check out the winner of last year's contest. This could be your only chance to win a contest by writing poems about earning $100,000 in 10 weeks by working at home..."

Comments

What's Next?

[spatrick_123]

What's next - magnetic spam for your refrigerator?

stop dont do this!

[kuiken]

This is an evil plot from the spamlords to get us to actualy read the spam we get, instead of trashing it.

To all you spammers out there...

[uriyan]

Shall I compare thee to bits of stone?
You serve less purpose, and cause much more trouble
The stone doth stay when roughest winds are gone
But when IPs are traced, you're already on the double

Sometimes too slow the mail servers are
And often is their total bandwith dimm'd
By thine empty headers who bring far
Less money than to you it must have seemed

But thy eternal spam-fest will not pass
Nor will you lose those d4rk-IPz j00 0wn
Nor shall /dev/null contain all your tries
To make some money, since your work's really worth none

So long as l4m3rs live and traffic's free
So long lives spam, and spam gives life to thee

Re:Haiku Properly formatted...

[zbuffered]

How about...

Consolidate Debt
Improve Your Credit Rating
Click here for details

or

You've already won
Click here and fill out the form
We will spam you more

or

Do you like free sexxx?
Give us credit card numbers!
No, really, it's free!

Maybe start with my lastest inbox gem

[GreggBert]

I should use the spam that has been splattering into my inbox over the last week "Increase your ejaculation volume by 581% !!!". I could probably base a poem on that one. I would know how to start. That part is easy. I'm just not sure I could stop.