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2nd Annual Poetry Spam
guidobot writes "Its the time of year for SatireWire's 2nd Annual Poetry Spam, an event where contestants write poetry consisting entirely of quotes from spam e-mail. You can also check out the winner of last year's contest. This could be your only chance to win a contest by writing poems about earning $100,000 in 10 weeks by working at home..."
For $1250 I wil teach you how to get First Post! This is not a bulk mail either!
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faeryman
Sig: What Happened To The Censorware Project (censorware.org)
What's next - magnetic spam for your refrigerator?
This is an evil plot from the spamlords to get us to actualy read the spam we get, instead of trashing it.
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Shall I compare thee to bits of stone?
/dev/null contain all your tries
You serve less purpose, and cause much more trouble
The stone doth stay when roughest winds are gone
But when IPs are traced, you're already on the double
Sometimes too slow the mail servers are
And often is their total bandwith dimm'd
By thine empty headers who bring far
Less money than to you it must have seemed
But thy eternal spam-fest will not pass
Nor will you lose those d4rk-IPz j00 0wn
Nor shall
To make some money, since your work's really worth none
So long as l4m3rs live and traffic's free
So long lives spam, and spam gives life to thee
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Get em as they stand up to claim damages due to copyright violations!
I should use the spam that has been splattering into my inbox over the last week "Increase your ejaculation volume by 581% !!!". I could probably base a poem on that one. I would know how to start. That part is easy. I'm just not sure I could stop.
If you don't understand anything I post, please accept that I ate paste as a small boy...