KOffice 1.1.1 Ships
Dre writes: "The KOffice team has announced the release of KOffice 1.1.1. It's mainly a performance, printing fixes (particularly in KWord) and stability release, but see the ChangeLog for the full scoop. Lots of binary packages are listed in the announcement this time. The dot
is suggesting this might be the last KOffice release before KDE 3.0, which is almost on track for a late-February stable release (the first beta is being released this week)."
I sincerely hope that KOffice (and other alternatives) severely push MS-Office from being dominant...
Compatability with other Office Suites is #1 in my point of view.
f(x) = exp(-1/2*x) * cos(sqrt(3)/2*x)
compute f'''(x) [differentiate 3 times], and be in for a surprise!
It would be nice if KOffice and StarOffice and all the other free Office platforms had some standard document formats that were interoperable. Maybe if they got more popular, we would see something strange like the latest version of MicroSoft Office trumpeting "Compatible with StarOffice and KOffice" as their latest marketing bullet-point.
(k)Word Up! i've been waiting for this for a lizong time!
::drool::
must have KDE 3, too...
And people used to say opensource software was for servers only... bit by bit all the pieces of the puzzle are falling into place.
It's a sad day for monopolists.
It's a karma whore, but it's not nearly blatant enough. Spend your hard earned mod points on this instead:
I know I'll be modded to hell for this, but wouldn't developing an office suite that could read M$ documents be a violation of the DMCA? It just shows how corporations have bought USA laws and are taking away are freedoms. I want an office suite that doesn't have to run on the buggy insecure mess that is Windows. I would prefer to run them on Linux, because it is better. I think Jon Katz runs Windows, which is more evidence that he sucks.
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
________________________________________ RECENT READER COMMENTSOnce comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
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Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
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Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
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Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
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Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
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Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
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Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Super Mario Troll on 2001.12.14 2:33 (#2702535)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
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Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
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Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
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This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
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Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
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Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
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Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
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Look (Score:-1)
by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
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Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
________________________________________Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Read the rest of this shit...
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll! Would you like to see my gaping troll anusWIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards, GayGet that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
this is good shit man
Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
http://www.naawp.org/
Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
I want to set KOffice on fire.
- The Guy Who Wants To Set Things On Fire.
It's so cold out my penis curled up inside my crotch! When I tried to coax it back out, it broke off!! Someone help!!! Help!!! I am penisless!!
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
My penis broke off!!
I am without my penis!!
Whatever shall I do!?!?
How will I wank off!?!?
How will I rape the Olsen Twins!?!?
My penis broke off!!
It broke off!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! Help!!!
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
w00t!!
This is great, but will the new version be able to open Powerpoint 2002 files? I don't think so. People are using Powerpoint 2000/02 files now, which are not compatible with Powerpoint 97. So you'll still have to fork over a bundle of money if you work on presentations with people who use M$ products. Current price for Powerpoint 2002: $93.95. Good deal!
The future isn't what it used to be.
You just draw frames where you want to have text and type in them (if you use frames, you can also use KWord without them like a normal word processor). You can connect frames so that text flows between them, and they are automatically extended to subsequent pages.
Things I haven't yet tested are data connectivity (which is essential for business stuff) and very large documents. But general writing functionality was quite impressive already. The biggest problem I had was printing: I didn't get the result to look like the preview. Reading the summary, I doubt this is fixed, but I'll be pleased to find out I'm wrong. Generally, KWord is on the right track.
Why have I been receiving emails from some guy called "CmdrTaco," in which he seems to be speaking in some kind of code language?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
________________________________________ RECENT READER COMMENTSOnce comments have been archived by Slashdot, they're removed from the Official Taco-Snotting FAQ. However much I would like to paste 200k crapfloods into Slashdot, my browser is a piece of shit and won't let me!
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Re:Taco-Powered Christmas Snot (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 7:05 (#2707493)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 5:12 (#2707245)
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Re:That's my department, boy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:51 (#2706921)
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Re:CmdrTaco BANNED FOR LIFE from Taco Bell!!!!!! (Score:-1)
by WeatherTroll on 2001.12.15 2:48 (#2706907)
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Re:Snottle OSnotX, BSnotD, and Snottan Snottard (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward (actually afree87) on 2001.12.15 2:47 (#2706900)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.15 1:35 (#2706675)
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Re:Bye bye Windows! (Score:-1)
by JonKatz on on 2001.12.15 0:29 (#2706495)
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Important Information For Slashdot Users (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 3:09 (#2702660)
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Re:Snotback: Snotto, Snotz, Snottion (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 2:44 (#2702581)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Troll)
by Super Mario Troll on 2001.12.14 2:33 (#2702535)
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Re:Italics are yummy! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.14 1:41 (#2702370)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 7:58 (#2669658)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 5:48 (#2669422)
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Re:The WIPO Troll Announces Portable Snotbox (Score:-1)
by GaylordFucker on 2001.12.07 5:39 (#2669394)
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Re:Portable Snotcube! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.07 3:58 (#2669117)
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Re:Yum yum taco-snotting! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 22:15 (#2644499)
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This is getting old (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 20:14 (#2644227)
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Fucking hilarious too bad it didnt get a 5:Funny (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.02 19:01 (#2644105)
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Re:Taco-snotting@Home! (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Dark_Cobra87 on 2001.12.01 23:03 (#2642180)
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Re:Fuck Linux! Fuck him hard! (Score:-1)
by Fecal Troll Matter on 2001.12.01 20:55 (#2641791)
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Look (Score:-1)
by ArchieBunker on 2001.12.01 20:19 (#2641679)
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Re:Congratulations! You have been WIPO'd!! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on 2001.12.01 8:37 (#2640602)
________________________________________Has this been submitted to linuxdoc.org yet?
That may be true, but have you made love to a wombat today?
Wow, WipoTroll, you really know how to snot! And you can scramble Slashdot's HTML, too! I love boys who do that! Come over to my place sometime!
CmdrTaco only goes to Taco Bell to get their hot sauce, and to solicit hot sauce enemas from underage male employees. He makes his own tacos.
We love you, WipoTroll! We want you to snot us, WipoTroll!
I want some Taco-snot! Where can I get some?
Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz
It has recently come to my attention that the entire Slashdot crew engage in homosexual activities. CmdrTaco is one such person, and has dedicated his life to spreading the ideals of Taco-Snotting while enjoying the benefits of it. For further information on Taco-Snotting please refer to George WIPO Bush's Taco-Snotting FAQ which can be easily found by searching for the Slashdot journal of George WIPO Bush or by looking in the comments of Slashdot articles (Usually modded -1).
It has also come to my attention that CmdrTaco has other interests besides homosexuality (Believe it or not). One such interest includes a budding music career with a song titled "Gaping Anus". The details are sketchy on this topic but I do know that besides the lead vocals of CmdrTaco, it includes Timothy and CowboyNeal (Also members of the Slashdot crew). There has been no release date set for this album or which record label it will be produced under. I believe CmdrTaco is planning to set up his own label, Taco-Snotting Records, with the intention of releasing the song on a cd-single with various remixes as soon as possible (To catch the current popularity of the Taco-Snotting fad). On a side note, I would not believe this fad will ever wear out (like a Snotted-out-geek); I am sorry to say Taco-Snotting is here to stay :-(. Various remixes of Gaping Anus will include: "Extra Jizz", "Snot Me Baby One More Time", "www.Goatse.cx", and "Once You Taco-Snot, You Can't Stop". I am sure many, many, more are sure to come. I predict this album will be a very hot seller this holiday season, especially with in or out of closet homosexuals, and with those who have no self-respect (Readers of Slashdot).
Through a good, non-homosexual friend of mine, I have recieved a copy of the lyrics to the Gaping Anus musical composition. Included after the lyrics is a very speical tribute written by yours truely. Perhaps CmdrTaco will ask me to provide the vocals. Please feel free to read the lyrics and post your comments and disgust. E-mail CmdrTaco with this disgust also.
BTW, please do not reply with the intention of flaming me because the lyrics are a rip-off of Insane Clown Posse's "Slim Anus". For more information on ICP and Slim Anus refer here and here. CmdrTaco is the author of this fine musical work and not me. So, it is obviously he who has ripped off ICP and not me. Thank you.
Read the rest of this shit...
you know, every time i read this i want to punch you more and more. the taco snotting thing is old, lame, boring, and over done. it never was remotely funny or good though. it sounds like a 10th grader wrote it too. so please, go play in traffic or shut the fuck up so real trolls can post.
Keep up the good work! Educate the masses to the dangers of Taco-Snotting!
It's a me, the Super Mario Troll! Would you like to see my gaping troll anusWIPO - Man you trolls are shit compared to Egg Trolls troll's. Egg Man is just so much more original.
That leaky sound you hear is CmdrTaco pissing himself after seeing this.
Slashdot trolling just got a whole lot easier...
http://www.geocities.com/frostpist/
Spread the word!
Q: Is CmdrTaco gay?
A: He Mos' certainly is!
not to mention... The WIPO Troll used himself as a test subject to try out the portable snotbox... i await your results and hope your product gets approved...
Regards, GayGet that rats nest off your head, you numbskull -- Wesley Willis
stfu. no one really cares about your lame little "troll". make some new material (not that anything you've ever said is worth a damn..)
Dear SLASH crew - this post makes it clear why you need to add a new category - "tell it like it is (+1)"
Hey dicksuck, why don't you come up with new troll material? Everyone has seen the tacosnotting 100 times already. Fuckwit. Assholage. Gay. Lick my anal nectar.
this is good shit man
Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
Mmmmmmm, Taco Sauce...
Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
I love trolling but this shit is getting old, fast. At least start mixing them up a little bit. How about the 'How OSM was Freed' series?
http://www.naawp.org/
Stop posting this! I've got hangover and Taco Snotting doesn't make me feel any better.
I'm really glad that Taco Snotting is illegal here in Europe.
J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
"I want to set your broken-off penis on fire this holiday season."
-The Guy Who Wants To Set Things On Fire
I may be talking off my head here, but the last time i saw KWord, it looked like it was inspored by Framemaker. As a technical Writer, Framemaker is the word processor of choice to use, Word does not even come close. Abiword and the word processor shipped with StarOffice are also aimed at the general user, not someone who creates long complex documents for a living.
KWord was a pleasant surprise, then. With KOffice 1.0, it was not ready for primetime use, but the direction it was headed showed that it will sooner or later make it easy for people like me to switch from the pain of FM (yes, it may be the best in the world for tech editing, but it still sucks royally) to something better.
A crank is a little thing that makes revolutions
jammed up my ass.
Very insightful, informative, underrated and funny!
I must burn in hell, suffer and pay for my sins
But Gods the one who's losing, Satan always wins!
I must be missing something here.
I want to set Kword to default to "US letter" size paper, and it doesn't "take". Every time it comes up as A4 size.
Does anyone know how in the world one can change the default paper size?
If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
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My windows on my zoomin' fast 700mhz box crapped and I'm sitting here with a copy of windows 2k, xp, rh 7.1, caldera 2.3.. Interesting dilemma.
(writing this on my 486 laptop running win95 WOOT!)
So... What should I go to? I got a better box for games, and I really don't like playing around with linux on a 200mhz 64mb ram machine with a 2 mb vid card.
From those who have - how is koffice compared to the standard MS suite?
What about file compatibility problems (can I take stuff to school?)
Speed - how is star offices speed - I'm assuming x is a lot faster on this box than on the 200, but are there any issues?
Any "major psycotic hatreds"?
Any comments / advice from people who have done the switch?
Thanks.
(website down because 2k is down)
1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0pqawsedrftgthyjukilo;p'azsxdcf
Personally I still prefer LyX for large technical documents... I'm nearing the end of my internship now, and I've written all my reports in it. I'll be using it for my end paper as well...
;-)
OK, it absolutely took some getting used to, but once I got the hang of it I was suprised at how easy it was to create good looking documents... Most free Office utilities try to mimic the behaviour of commercial applications, while in my opinion the strong point of Linux is the fact that it takes a different approach... on that works...
Same thing goes for document formatting... LyX with LaTex as it's backend may be different from commerical apps, it works like a charm, and I'm definately never going back to the pain of WYSIWYG word processors...
I have spoken!
PageTurner Reader: open-source e-reader for Android with cloudsync. http://pageturner-reader.org
I routinely commute between Bangore, Maine and Washington D.C. once every week for work. The drive is long and uneventful usually, yes I know, but the scratch is decent. To keep myself from going insane, I'll usually catch some tunes on the radio stations that I like along the way or even listen to something out of my CD collection if I'm really bored. I-95 gets pretty dull once you're several hours into the drive, so I like to stop every four hours or so to strech my legs, fill the car up with gas, and grab a bite to eat. I'm particularly fond of Friendly's, and stop there quite often as my company picks up the tab for all travel related expenses, plus compensation.
I decided to stop there one evening on the way back up to Bangor. The patty melt is ususally pretty good and I mostly get that combo platter, but this time I decided to try the pastrami melt. It was generally satisfying. However, an hour into my resumed trip, I entered the Boston area and started to get a bit of rumbling in the bowels. I broke wind several times, but the gastro-intestinal rumbling was getting so unbearable along with the stench, that I had to pull over at a Buck Horn Truck Stop. It was so bad,that I was barely able to hold the runny shit inside my bowels before I took down my boxers and let loose. The first wave of semi-solid feces was forced out by an explosive firehose of runny turds and wattery diarreah, and I screamed in agony; butthole stinging from the festering shit water that was splashing back up onto my ass.
I recovered after several minutes of dabbing at my asshole with that crapy cheap non-quilted toilet paper, and eased my ass back into my pants as to buy some pepto bismol from the gift shop. The beast in my lower abdomen needed to be calmed before I got on the road again.
It's common for me to leave unflushed shit in the toilets that I use, as to make the life of whatever minimum wage loser that has to clean it up that much worse. This was a special occasion! The toilet was nearly ready to spill over. Perfection had been achieved, or so I thought.
Mere seconds after my retreat from the stinking commode, a rather stalky man with a huge beer gut barged into the bathroom like some drunken vagrant, stinking almost as badly as my unflushed Cosby Kids. Sporting a rather unkept greasy beard, he butted his half-smoked joint onto the piss soaked floor and crept up behind me while I was washing my hands. I did not get a decent look at what he had contained in his other hand, but no sooner did he rush up behind me and jammed what felt like the barrel of a pistol into the lower of my back. "Don't move unless I tell you to." he blurted out messily. "I'll kill you if you move, now drop your pants." "Look, man, you can have my wallet, I don't care. I won't report you, just don't kill me," I replied. The stalky man responded in a gruff "That ain't gonna cut it, drop your pants now." So I did as he asked. "Now take down the boxers too," he remarked.
"Oh god!" I thought to myself "I'm going to get raped in the ass at a fucking truck stop" and I did just as he asked. He prodded my already tender and sore asshole several times with the object he had jammed into my back, presumably the barrel of a pistol. I winced in pain, but dared not make noise. "Bend over, you're gonna take it hard like Linus does. Right in the sweet buttery cornhole. You're going to take it from me! The great RMS! AHAHAHAHAH!!!!!"
"Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit" I thought over and over again while I proceeded to bend over the sink, when I finally caught a glimpse of my assailant in the sink mirror. The son of a bitch was jamming the mouthpiece end of a fucking flute into my back and asshole. A FUCKING FLUTE! I quickly pulled my pants back up, and shoved the greasy fuck away from me. I quickly pulled my 4.5" serrated Gerber lockback knife out of my right pocket while the madman tooted away on the mouthpiece end of the defiled flute. Quickly dashing at him, I was able to subdue the rapist son of a bitch and grip him firmly by his long hippie scalp.
I held the knife to his throat and yelled "You fuck! It's time to eat shit!" I forced his fat head and person into the stall, down into the shit I had left in the commode miniutes earlier. I recall the warmth of the shitbath being about lukewarm as I plunged his head multiple times into the crapper. "Nobody fucks with me on my fucking commute, you piece of shit!" I screamed at him as I kept dunking his head into the spoiled chunks and bacteria and finally applied a hefty blow to the base of his skull; leaving him passed out face down in my feces.
I left the truck stop after calmly purchasing a travel size bottle of pepto, downed the sucker, and eventually made it home in time to watch the conclusion of CHiPS.
If you have any further information on my assailant, I've included an artist's rendering of him here
I just upgraded from WinME to WinXP Professional, and all I have to say is "WOW!". Seriously, this is pretty much the final nail in the coffin for Linux ever having a chance on the desktop.
You got the proven stability of Win2K coupled with the multimedia/gaming capabilities of Win9x, who could as for more?
Think about it this way: Windows + Office comes out to like $0.70/day if you figure licensing costs over two years. Hell, if you go the Linux route, you'll be able to buy your employee's a half cup of coffee a day with the money you'll be "saving"! Not to mention all kinds of incompatibility issues, voulenteer-written software, and no ease of use. The bottom line is, Unix/Linux networks are more expensive and difficult to maintain, with practically no benefits.
Seriously, Linux has it's place: embedded devices, serving web pages, and CS classes. On the desktop, no matter how hard people try to improve, it will always fail.
Mod this down as a "troll", you filthy GNU hippies are ignorant as fuck, and live in your own little communist idealistic world. When you bastards come down to earth, and learn about this thing called "reality", maybe you'll start to notice things. Like these things called "women" and "sex", nothing any of you seem to know anything about...
So yeah, XP is slick, it works lovely, and I wouldn't trade it for anything in the near future.
I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister.
again to a old pic of Natalie Portman.
:(
I didn't have any hot grits handy tho
I am consistently impressed by the proffesionality of the kde team. Way to go! (Now if only they taught Mozilla to release on time...)
might be to know how many people download KOffice, vs. how many people use KOffice on a daily basis.
I'm not trolling, but i am curious. Anyone care to guess? My wild-ass guess would be maybe 500k downloads, maybe a tenth that as daily users.
Why do I keep receiving emails from someone calling himself "CmdrTaco"?
He seems to be speaking in some sort of code. Do you know what it means?
Good Lord. What is "Taco-snotting?"
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
I can't stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
Have you ever been Taco-Snotted?
That's horrible. Does "Taco-snotting" have anything to do with CmdrTaco's "special taco"?
Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
No, thanks. I'm already CmdrTaco's boi toi.
________________________________________J. Wipo Troll, Esq.
Crapflooder Associates
Slashdot.org
I can think of one reason: Because they are the people who are hiring and they get to say what they want to accept from applicants?
Start your own company (or get really important in an already established organization) and then refuse to accept any resumes but those in PDF format. Much better than trying to buck the system before you're even being considered for a position...
-B
Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.
I've played with KOffice, and was generally impressed - it was certainly a lot faster than StarOffice on the same machine. I'm a Mac user, though, and KOffice really isn't an alternative for me. I've rediscovered AppleWorks, however, and it seems that Apple has finally gotten its act together with this package. 6.0.4 was something of a mess, but I'm using 6.2.2 now, and I haven't opened Word in quite some time. Apple used DataViz's excellent file-conversion tools to attain Word and Excel compatibility. What did DataViz do to get it right?
*ducks*
- I throw rocks at retarded kids
"Adequacy.org: Where congenital stupidity is not an option, but a requirement."
I grabbed tux's breasts firmly in my strong hands
while gently poking and proding around his anal
regions with my throbbing member. When enough
pre-cum had emerged from my tip, I knew the time
was right. I started to push my big juicy cock
into the penguin's tight, open-source ass. Tux
let out a gentle moan.
Slowly, bit by bit, I burried my big dick deep
into his ass. Tremors of both pain and delight
excaped his beak as I surged forward! Overcome
by powerful desire, I gradually increased the
speed and depth of my thrusts.
It quickly became more than the little penguin
could handle.
The pleasure consumed me! I had to keep on
thrusting, even though Tux was screaming in pain!
Eventually, my cock began to aggitate Tux's tight
ass to the point where it began bleeding. Tears
seemed to stream down his eyes as I continued to
fuck his ass harder and harder.
Before long, the sensation of orgasm was upon me
and I could no longer hold back. I convulsed,
spilling into the ass all of my spunk with such
force as to render Tux's intestine's apart! The
pressure forced a stream of feces, blood, and
semen out of his rectum, dripping onto the floor
at an alarming pace.
Tux's body was limp by this point.
Only wanting to fulfill my desires further, I
grabbed Tux's limp neck and shoved his nose into
the pile of shit, jizz, and blood. I made him
choke it down... gulp after gulp.
Soon, Tux was dead. I had killed the penguin,
but it was the best anal sex I had ever had.
This is maybe offtopic, but anyways...
.doc-files in a directory on the network and converts it do .rtf and writes it to another directory.
We never will get rid of complaints that the newest free office suite can not read the newest MS Office file formats. This is quite natural, but what can be done about it?
I was thinking that maybe it is possible to write a Windows application that automates the task of converting documents by using Word itself. I don't know VB or VB for applications, but is this possible? Is it not true that scriptability is one of the major features of MS Office applications?
If this is technically possible, and Office licensing allows it, then companies could dedicate a server with this program and an Office installation to become a document-transformer. Lets say it reads
Then no MS Office installation is neccessary on the workstations, but converting documents to Koffice/StarOffice/whatever is still easy.
I grabbed tux's breasts firmly in my strong hands
while gently poking and proding around his anal
regions with my throbbing member. When enough
pre-cum had emerged from my tip, I knew the time
was right. I started to push my big juicy cock
into the penguin's tight, open-source ass. Tux
let out a gentle moan.
Slowly, bit by bit, I burried my big dick deep
into his ass. Tremors of both pain and delight
excaped his beak as I surged forward! Overcome
by powerful desire, I gradually increased the
speed and depth of my thrusts.
It quickly became more than the little penguin
could handle.
The pleasure consumed me! I had to keep on
thrusting, even though Tux was screaming in pain!
Eventually, my cock began to aggitate Tux's tight
ass to the point where it began bleeding. Tears
seemed to stream down his eyes as I continued to
fuck his ass harder and harder.
Before long, the sensation of orgasm was upon me
and I could no longer hold back. I convulsed,
spilling into the ass all of my spunk with such
force as to render Tux's intestine's apart! The
pressure forced a stream of feces, blood, and
semen out of his rectum, dripping onto the floor
at an alarming pace.
Tux's body was limp by this point.
Only wanting to fulfill my desires further, I
grabbed Tux's limp neck and shoved his nose into
the pile of shit, jizz, and blood. I made him
choke it down... gulp after gulp.
Soon, Tux was dead. I had killed the penguin,
but it was the best anal sex I had ever had.
I grabbed tux's breasts firmly in my strong hands
while gently poking and proding around his anal
regions with my throbbing member. When enough
pre-cum had emerged from my tip, I knew the time
was right. I started to push my big juicy cock
into the penguin's tight, open-source ass. Tux
let out a gentle moan.
Slowly, bit by bit, I burried my big dick deep
into his ass. Tremors of both pain and delight
excaped his beak as I surged forward! Overcome
by powerful desire, I gradually increased the
speed and depth of my thrusts.
It quickly became more than the little penguin
could handle.
The pleasure consumed me! I had to keep on
thrusting, even though Tux was screaming in pain!
Eventually, my cock began to aggitate Tux's tight
ass to the point where it began bleeding. Tears
seemed to stream down his eyes as I continued to
fuck his ass harder and harder.
Before long, the sensation of orgasm was upon me
and I could no longer hold back. I convulsed,
spilling into the ass all of my spunk with such
force as to render Tux's intestine's apart! The
pressure forced a stream of feces, blood, and
semen out of his rectum, dripping onto the floor
at an alarming pace.
Tux's body was limp by this point.
Only wanting to fulfill my desires further, I
grabbed Tux's limp neck and shoved his nose into
the pile of shit, jizz, and blood. I made him
choke it down... gulp after gulp.
Soon, Tux was dead. I had killed the penguin,
but it was the best anal sex I had ever had.
I grabbed tux's breasts firmly in my strong hands
while gently poking and proding around his anal
regions with my throbbing member. When enough
pre-cum had emerged from my tip, I knew the time
was right. I started to push my big juicy cock
into the penguin's tight, open-source ass. Tux
let out a gentle moan.
Slowly, bit by bit, I burried my big dick deep
into his ass. Tremors of both pain and delight
excaped his beak as I surged forward! Overcome
by powerful desire, I gradually increased the
speed and depth of my thrusts.
It quickly became more than the little penguin
could handle.
The pleasure consumed me! I had to keep on
thrusting, even though Tux was screaming in pain!
Eventually, my cock began to aggitate Tux's tight
ass to the point where it began bleeding. Tears
seemed to stream down his eyes as I continued to
fuck his ass harder and harder.
Before long, the sensation of orgasm was upon me
and I could no longer hold back. I convulsed,
spilling into the ass all of my spunk with such
force as to render Tux's intestine's apart! The
pressure forced a stream of feces, blood, and
semen out of his rectum, dripping onto the floor
at an alarming pace.
Tux's body was limp by this point.
Only wanting to fulfill my desires further, I
grabbed Tux's limp neck and shoved his nose into
the pile of shit, jizz, and blood. I made him
choke it down... gulp after gulp.
Soon, Tux was dead. I had killed the penguin,
but it was the best anal sex I had ever had.
I grabbed tux's breasts firmly in my strong hands
while gently poking and proding around his anal
regions with my throbbing member. When enough
pre-cum had emerged from my tip, I knew the time
was right. I started to push my big juicy cock
into the penguin's tight, open-source ass. Tux
let out a gentle moan.
Slowly, bit by bit, I burried my big dick deep
into his ass. Tremors of both pain and delight
excaped his beak as I surged forward! Overcome
by powerful desire, I gradually increased the
speed and depth of my thrusts.
It quickly became more than the little penguin
could handle.
The pleasure consumed me! I had to keep on
thrusting, even though Tux was screaming in pain!
Eventually, my cock began to aggitate Tux's tight
ass to the point where it began bleeding. Tears
seemed to stream down his eyes as I continued to
fuck his ass harder and harder.
Before long, the sensation of orgasm was upon me
and I could no longer hold back. I convulsed,
spilling into the ass all of my spunk with such
force as to render Tux's intestine's apart! The
pressure forced a stream of feces, blood, and
semen out of his rectum, dripping onto the floor
at an alarming pace.
Tux's body was limp by this point.
Only wanting to fulfill my desires further, I
grabbed Tux's limp neck and shoved his nose into
the pile of shit, jizz, and blood. I made him
choke it down... gulp after gulp.
Soon, Tux was dead. I had killed the penguin,
but it was the best anal sex I had ever had.
So you paid for Windows and now you feel like they're all yours and nobody else's, eh? :-)
on my zoomin' fast 700mhz box crapped and I'm sitting here with a copy of windows 2k, xp, rh 7.1, caldera 2.3.. Interesting dilemma.
Well, I can tell you what I would do. But you already know what I would do. This is Slashdot, after all. Answer: Install Debian.
Seriously, I think you'd get a lot more out of RH 7.1 than 2K or XP. Why? I've used Linux as a desktop OS for years now, and I made the complete switch last May. I haven't been to Fry's once. So I've saved lots of money. My machine has been up continuously since then, BTW. And I play Tribes2 and RtCW quite a bit. (But I also use Star Office a lot). Now, I've had to ssh into it from another machine in my office to kill -9 a game or whatever, but I never reboot.
As far as the Caldera - RH argument, it's a matter of choice really. RH might be more "dynamic" maybe. It's certainly being updated more. Quite a few RPMs out there too. Go with what you know. Of course, real men use a Linux with apt-get, yada yada yada... (They make you say good things about Debian on /. regardless of the fact that it's all Linux and all good. :-)
(writing this on my 486 laptop running win95 WOOT!)
Ugh. Maybe Linux there as well? RH 5.0 runs fine on my P100 laptop. XMMS streams to the stereo. I tried WinAMP and Win95 on it and it wouldn't even run.
So... What should I go to? I got a better box for games, and I really don't like playing around with linux on a 200mhz 64mb ram machine with a 2 mb vid card.
Oddly enough, you have a machine which is almost perfect for Linux. It's not powerful enough to run the latest MS (or other) apps, yet you could run a minimal Linux install and get added life out of that box as a word processor. Since the box is old, there should be very little wrestling with drivers. As far as GUIs bringing you down, try Blackbox. It's very minimal (yet very full-featured) and should serve you well.
From those who have - how is koffice compared to the standard MS suite?
Well, I use Star Office 6 even at work now. Guy says he wants "powerpoint", I give him slides. Need to look at Excel sheets, I open scalc. As far as KOffice, I don't know. I've had more than once experience where KWord just quit on me. Vanished. No core file, no syslog error, nothing. Just gone. I save a lot when using either it or KWrite (which is worse; KWrite goes down more than a White House intern). I'm using older versions, sure, but I was not too impressed with the stability. Now Kate... wow. There's an editor. Sure, it's plain text, but it's a real good example of a stable app. At least in my experience these last few months. Does syntax highlighting fo0r Perl, C and SQL, too, so that's a big plus. Of course, I've turned in memos/meeting notes, whatever printed two-to-a-sheet with enscript or with line numbers before, so...
What about file compatibility problems (can I take stuff to school?)
You should be able to move files between home and school. Make sure to save in native format (Star Office will ask what format you want to save it in). I've exchanged Word 2000 docs with Star Office 6 and back again. Every once in a while I get a document that saves to like 8MB (when it should be like 400K). A resave helps sometimes.
I haven't been able to get simple Word or Excel macros running. I haven't tried, though. I don't want to run macros if I can help it.
Speed - how is star offices speed - I'm assuming x is a lot faster on this box than on the 200, but are there any issues?
Star Office 5 is about as fast as a wounded prawn. It will literally suck the life force out through your face. One should be paid to use it. The Star Office Beta 6, however, rocks. Worlds better. It has warts, sure, but it's beta. (Do you really think any software -- which had a ship date -- that came out of either Redmond or Mountain View had anything like the QA it should have had?) I've been using beta 6 since it came out and haven't noticed anything overly weird (except a deep-seated and possibly misguided reliance on Java). Me and a few other gus use it for work, so it's good enough I guess.
Any "major psycotic hatreds"?
Visio. I hate Visio. And sometimes I hate project managers, too.
Any comments / advice from people who have done the switch?
I've been using nothing but Linux for months now -- like I said -- and I wouldn't go back. Hell, I couldn't. Deal with XP and it's sugary GUI and nasty licensing/copy "protection"? Not a chance. Pay for Apple hardware? I'll save for my kids college funds instead and run Linux on older hardware. And why not? Linux runs great for me. I love being able to right-click on the desktop and get an xterm where I can write a shell script that goes into cron. Networking works, I have every compiler I'd ever want, a choice of GUIs, lots of customizing, I use ssh tunnels, scp is fine, samba keeps me and the wife in sync, games are fine and I just don't spend any more time or money on the upgrade mill. And BTW, check out Opera for Linux. I've paid for the Win32 and Linux versions of Opera. Everyone who's taken time to look at Opera has loved it, at least in my experience (which is predominantly IE users).
-B
Ash and Hickory, straight-grained and true, make excellent bludgeons, dandy for the cudgeling of vegetarians.
I grabbed tux's breasts firmly in my strong hands
while gently poking and proding around his anal
regions with my throbbing member. When enough
pre-cum had emerged from my tip, I knew the time
was right. I started to push my big juicy cock
into the penguin's tight, open-source ass. Tux
let out a gentle moan.
Slowly, bit by bit, I burried my big dick deep
into his ass. Tremors of both pain and delight
excaped his beak as I surged forward! Overcome
by powerful desire, I gradually increased the
speed and depth of my thrusts.
It quickly became more than the little penguin
could handle.
The pleasure consumed me! I had to keep on
thrusting, even though Tux was screaming in pain!
Eventually, my cock began to aggitate Tux's tight
ass to the point where it began bleeding. Tears
seemed to stream down his eyes as I continued to
fuck his ass harder and harder.
Before long, the sensation of orgasm was upon me
and I could no longer hold back. I convulsed,
spilling into the ass all of my spunk with such
force as to render Tux's intestine's apart! The
pressure forced a stream of feces, blood, and
semen out of his rectum, dripping onto the floor
at an alarming pace.
Tux's body was limp by this point.
Only wanting to fulfill my desires further, I
grabbed Tux's limp neck and shoved his nose into
the pile of shit, jizz, and blood. I made him
choke it down... gulp after gulp.
Soon, Tux was dead. I had killed the penguin,
but it was the best anal sex I had ever had.
Personally I ask all my clients to avoid Microsoft Apps. I either send simple documents in simple formats (ie. RTF, word 95) or print to a PDF file.
As for powerpoint. I send a reply, stating I don't like powerpoint presentatations, please send me plain text and annotated images. Funny when you ask for that, most people skip the stupid clip art they love to put in PP.
KOffice is perfect for me, but them I refuse mst MSO documents. Nonetheless judged on it merits it works great and does everything I ask of it.
This is despite the fact that I have yet to find one single reason why .DOC would be a better choice than .PDF.
A reason for a recuiting agency not not accept PDFs would be that they want to change you resume, both to add their brand to it, and to remove your contact info. That way, the interested company can't go around the middle-man.
Unless there's a way to crop PDFs. But the point was to keep them static.
Well, given the discussion about KWord's use of frames, I can't see that it will be that simple to import KWord into a non frame aware package.
Where things should be better is where there's a closer overlap in functionality between different packages. The first step - where we are now - is to have office packages working on *published* file formats. Following on, a degree of component sharing would make sense (as with the Gecko engine).
At this point the benefit of using free software kicks in with a vengeance, as interoperability issues are of interest to *both* parties rather than a cat and mouse game based around reverse engineering. Extending Bob Young's analogy, you would then find Ford helping BMW to transplant in their engine, rather than suing them for cutting through the welds which hold the bonnet (hood) shut.
Right now Microsoft's most valuable asset is probably the huge and growing base of documents in proprietary file formats, a pernicious form of enslavement. Our blow for freedom must be the use of open formats such as plain text and comma separated lists.
Dunstan
The last scintilla of doubt just rode out of town
You are one sick motherfucker ! How could you dare to do this to a ADULT penguin, instead of a baby penguin !?!?!?!?
In the end this will mean a slower progress and probably a rewrite here and there (tables are being redone for the 1.2 release). Maybe you guys can post good bug reports about the little stuff that make an application look 'finished'. Not stuff like "I need this and that". But more like "Hee, this feature could also be done via drag and drop there and there" . You know; the small things we develoipers tend to overlook..
But that shouldn't deter you from using linux, openoffice 638c is very good, so is gnumeric. They should suit your needs. Considering how rest of kde evolved, I'm pretty sure that most koffice problems with stability will be solved soon, too.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
I just tried making a new doc and typed in "Test test test", and copied and pasted that a lot of times to a total of 16 pages. Now KWord becomes unusable slow. Anyone else experience this?
--
Andreas
My only experiences with KWord (admittedly limited) have been bad. I've opened a few Word docs in KWord and found them to be a disaster (whereas StarOffice did a 99% good job).
Also, the one time I typed a homework in KOffice and saved as HTML, as soon as I opened the HTML file in vi, I found that it contained nothing but "<html>". If I can't assume that pressing "Save" will save my file, then it's really not so useful to me.
this KOffice just doenst work as good as StarOffice does. I JUST opened my resume created in StarOffice (6.0beta) in KWord, and MS Word 2000, and it looks exactly same in MS and Sun's Office, but looks ugly and not right in KWord. And I DO NOT use a single table in it, just centered header and underlined/bold section and plain text. Hey, they can do whatever they want to do, do KOffice, WOffice, or whatever, I don't care. But when it comes to people comparing KDE's office to StarOffice or MS Office, you either do it right or be quite. I have nothing againts KDE, I'm using it as my wm, and love it! But I'd suggest don't waste time to innovate a bicycle when it's already created.
I used lyx, and found an existing isu.sty program. My time? Less than 10 minutes . . .
hawk
We currently use Office 2k.
Because some partners and clients who are still using Office 95/97 (and even 2k itself) sometimes couldn't open our Office files, we now only send stuff in pdf (automatic conversion through a linux virtual shared printer and ps2pdf).
Then the only thing that forces us to have Office is that sometimes we RECEIVE stuff in those formats.
I'm thinking about this:
- Have one single license of Office 2k (or XP, for that matters) on a windows server on the network,
- setup VB/VBA programs/macros to automagically open any file it sees in such and such directories (shares) and both print them to the "pdf" printer (saving the original formatting) and saving them to a KOffice / StarOffice compatible Office older version (allowing edits).
Has anyone already done this? Would it be LEGAL? (I was about to setup Acrobat Writer in the windows server to create the pdfs, when I found out it was not legal, so I switched to gs)
I believe "printing" to pdf would be straightforward and easy from VB. What about saving? How would I open a file (disallowing its own - untrusty - macros to run) and then run a pre-defined macro which is not in the file itself?
Note: We amavis filter our emails, so conversion could even be activated upon email attachment arrival.
I have to use Office97 at work and it's common that someone sends me a PPT 2000/02 file. What do I do? I tell them to resave it in a PPT 97 format and try again. If MS software forces me to do this, why should I have different expectations with a free alternative? Save it to the lowest common demoninator, regardless of whether you're using OSS or MS.
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"Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief."
Because some partners and clients who are still using Office 95/97 (and even 2k itself) sometimes couldn't open our Office files, we now only send stuff in pdf (automatic conversion through a linux virtual shared printer and ps2pdf).
Know of anything that will work for AutoCAD 14 .dwg files and AutoDesk Inventor files? (either to DXF or to .pdf) -- I'd love to be able to provide that same functionality to people who use our drawings. Yeah you can save to .dxf but that's a pain for the draftsmen who have a zillion drawings around WITHOUT having dupes in .dxf format.
Hi,
The way it's setup here, it works with anything that can print. We do use AutoCAD LT 98 with it too. It's quite transparent for the users, and for the application.
If you want details on how to implement it, email me (same slashdot username, @rf.com.br)
Another option for sharing the DWGs and other AutoDesk formats is asking people to download the free DWG viewer from AutoDesk at:
their site
or
their ftp
Joao
My resume is ALWAYS handed to the employer in a nice folder.
Let me guess, you were that nimrod in high school who always padded the shit out of his papers but put them in a nice plastic dust jacket, weren't you?
--saint
Really, I gotta know, how is this stuff pronounced? I mean, I've picked up the hard "g" in guh-nu and guh-nome, but do I say "kwerd" and "cough-iss" or what?
Of course, Killustrator, before its trademark difficulties was obviously pronounced "KILL-ulstrator" for the best of reasons, it sounded so damn cool.
-AC/
The way it's setup here, it works with anything that can print. We do use AutoCAD LT 98 with it too. It's quite transparent for the users, and for the application.
nonono... this is for an automated system in our intranet. i.e. customer wants to see/play with drawing without downloading the entire thing. Yeah I know Acrobat creator can print to pdf; that's not quite what we need (unless it is perhaps possible to script it out from a network connection...)
The problem with the readers (voloview et al) is that they only work for Windows; there's no decent dwg viewer for Linux that I have been able to find, so I'm trying to find a good convertor. :-)
I use GNOME. I've used GNOME for more than a year. I never use KDE.
KDE rocks. KDE is wonderful. KDE is great.
This is not sarcasm. I will explain no further.
fifth sigma, inc.
> Personally I still prefer LyX for large technical documents...
> Same thing goes for document formatting... LyX with LaTex as it's backend may be different from commerical apps, it works like a charm
In my experience, LaTeX sucks with large documents! I have been struggling with a 600+ page user's manual. Whenever I exceed 620 pages, it dumps mad core. I keep getting the cryptic error messages like "max strings exceeded".
Changing my texmf.cnf is useless. The limits are hard-coded into TeX. So much for TeX being bug-free!
So now I am faced with having to hack a big convoluted mess of code that isn't even written in a normal programming language! It's "literate programming" or something... Whatever.
LaTeX definitely doesn't work like a charm for large documents!
Hey, stupid question time: is there a 'I'm a doofus' LyX-equivalent for making style files? Something that would, e.g., work like FrameMaker except without any content tools, so one talented designer could take care of formatting automagically?
-_Quinn
Reality Maintenance Group, Silver City Construction Co., Ltd.
Problems:
I remember thinking this would be a great idea if people could embrace an XML based office-software-based data file format. But then again, it would also be great if there were no war, no starvation, free beer, etc. etc.
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Bleah! Heh heh heh... BLEAH BLEAH!!! Ha ha ha ha...
I use KDE. I've used KDE for more than a year. I never use GNOME.
KDE rocks. KDE is wonderful. KDE is great.
This is not sarcasm. I will explain no further.
On the subject of gaming, how is it you're going about playing windows games? I'd like to make the final switch, and now that I've finally used SO 6 (which rocks my world, aside from needing to disable the damned help system) I don't really need Windows for much besides games.
So, are you using transmeta, wine, or something I'm not aware of? I'd love to get some advice on this one. The more I move to Linux, the happier I am.
"I may not have morals, but I have standards."
I must admit, I've never written anything that large... I wonder what would happen if you tried to load that big succer into Word... ;-)
*Crash & Burn baby!*
PageTurner Reader: open-source e-reader for Android with cloudsync. http://pageturner-reader.org
I don't anything about AutoCad, dwg or dxf but I noticed this on apps.kde.com the other day:
Linux Drawing ViewerIf basing it arond a page is necessary RTF is probably the best - otherwise I'd stick with XHTML+CSS.
What about XHTML+CSS Paged Media?
Will I retire or break 10K?
*BUT* there is no Word *output* filter, which unfortunately makes it almost totally useless to me.
To output a Word document from KWord:It works.
Will I retire or break 10K?
Yeah I know Acrobat creator can print to pdf
..can print to pdf; that's not quite what we need (unless it is perhaps possible to script it out from a network connection...)
...I'm trying to find a good convertor. :-)
I'm not using Acrobat creator, but ghostscript's ps2pdf on a linux box. A virtual smb shared printer (a perl program) processes the files with ps2pdf.
customer wants to see/play with drawing
The conversion keeps the DWG "vectoriness" so the person seeing it (with pdf reader on any platform) can see/zoom quite a lot. No layer playing though.
without downloading the entire thing
You want the user to be able to download just a piece of a drawing, containing the area he wants to view? No way AFAIK. How would (s)he know what's the desired area without first downloading it all to have a "bird's eye view" of the whole?
If with "scripting out" you mean making the conversion on demand according to a web interface selection, then I guess you'll need the help of a windows box to open and print (convert) the files, if the available linux CAD program which can read DWG aren't compatible enough for your files. But you can also have all DWGs converted to PDF first, and just "refresh" them from time to time, which would be faster.
If pdf is not quite what you need, what other cross-platform, free-viewer, open, established format do you want to convert the DWGs to? If pdf IS quite what you need, then ps2pdf is a good converter (not as good as Acrobat IMHO, but that's a matter of time, I guess).
Anyway, scriptability is kind of beside the point. Yes, you can use VB (or any other COM-aware language) to access the data in MS-office files. But that doesn't really solve any major problems. There are any number of ways to access this data. Sometimes COM scripting is the easiest way, but it's never the only way.
So if getting the data out of the files isn't a problem, what is? The problem is that the data is extremely complex. There's all kinds of information embedded in the file -- font names, paragraph parameters, widow-orphan control, stylesheet definitions... You can get a taste of how complex Office documents are by looking at the specification for Rich Text Format, which attempts (not always successfully) to represent a Microsoft Word file in plain text. It's also instructive to dump a Word document to HTML. Use Word 2K or XP -- earlier versions didn't preserve as much formatting detail.
To have a reliable two-way exchange between two word processors, you have to define and implement a mapping between every possible combination of text and formatting in one WP to the some combination in the other WP. And that mapping has to be one to one! Otherwise people can't trade their documents without losing stuff.
It can't be done. It requires that the two WPs have roughly equivalent feature sets, which is unheard of. And even if you can somehow force your users to stick to a common feature subset, implementing the mapping is mind-bogglingly complex.
The basic problem is documents that intermingle content and formatting. Once you separate content and formatting (using, for example, XML for content and XSL or CSS for formatting) you've drastically simplified the problem, and you can start talking about application-independent documents.