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Science Songs as MP3

oll writes: "Swedish state radio (P1) had a feature a couple of days ago about science songs. There are about 80 diffrent mp3's about nature, space, physics and meteorology. Real good for children and a good laugh for everybody else. Do you know what rhymes with 'atomic energy'?"

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  1. Songs by Brandeissansoo · · Score: 1

    Songs are great, I remember learning all the bones in the body an various body processes using songs

    1. Re:Songs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      A Conversation with Human Resources

      Human Resources Representative: Good afternoon, Stuart.

      Stuart: Hi.

      HR: As you may have heard, we have been conducting interviews with certain personnel lately. In the current economic climate, our company is looking to reduce costs wherever possible. This may also, unfortunately, include "right-sizing" in certain departments head counts. In order to be absolutely fair, we are giving the persons whose positions are being considered for right-sizing the opportunity to justify their current positions worth. Do you understand?

      Stuart: You're going to fire me?

      HR:No, Stuart. "Right-sizing" is not about firing people. Based on your answers to a few questions, your departments head count will be evaluated. This may include shifting of positions and responsibilities, adjustments to salaries, and in some cases individuals may be released from employment. Does this help you understand?

      Stuart: I guess so...

      HR: Alright, lets begin. According to our files, your present position is Unix Systems Administrator, is that correct?

      Stuart: Uhh, yeah.

      HR: And what responsibilities, in your view, does your position entail?

      Stuart: I administer to the Unix systems, which includes 4 GNU/Linux Samba servers, 8 load-balanced GNU/Linux Apache web servers, and a FreeBSD firewall... Hey, if you're looking to fi.. err, "right-size" somebody, why don't you look at the two NT admin guys? After all, they have much less experience than me; they're just a bunch of paper MCSEs, which just means you memorized a bunch of stuff and passed a test. They don't have any real admin experience, like with a GNU/Linux system.

      HR: We'll get to that in just a moment. In what ways would you say your expertise is vital to the continued operation of these servers?

      Stuart: Well, I know just about everything there is to know about GNU/Linux and the associated operating system utilities.

      HR: Mmmhmmm. In this email from the director of IS, he tells me that the company is considering the elimination of Linux from the environment in order to lower our TCO -- total cost of operation, I think? No, total cost of ownership. He says we are considering replacing these servers with Windows 2000 Advanced Server, running IIS 5. What do you think about this?

      Stuart: That's a stupid idea. Winbl... err, Windows is extremely difficult to administer. You have to keep up with new security patches coming out every 2 hours, and on top of all that you have to deal with the Blue Screen of Death every day, and Microsoft charges you like 500 bucks every time you call them.

      HR: So Windows is much harder to administer than Linux?

      Stuart: That's right. As a matter of fact, if you just got rid of the Microsl... err, Microsoft boxen, you could replace them with GNU/Linux and save some money on the licenses right there.

      HR: Explain this to me. If Windows is so difficult to administer, why are the NT administrators able to support twice as many servers, given their limited "real world" experience, and the fact that they are only "paper MCSEs"?

      Stuart: Err, they're probably just not doing their job. After all, my FreeBSD box has a 279 day uptime. Their Microsh... err, Microsoft boxen are up and down every week because of security patches.

      HR: Yes, the FreeBSD firewall is an interesting topic. We had an outside security consultant come in, and he found that the FreeBSD firewall had not been patched for a vulnerability in a program called "Open SSH". The NT servers were up-to-date on patches, and properly secured. In addition, a large proportion of helpdesk tickets are called in because of issues with the Samba file servers. How do you respond to this?

      Stuart: What? Gaah, the OpenSSH exploit was only a local root exploit!! There's no reason to take down a server with almost 300 days uptime to patch it!! And those people just have problems because they are running Windows 2000 on their PCs!! Microsoft deliberately changed the SMB standard to cripple open source competitors!! If the users weren't so obsessed with using their Outlook calendars and their Powerpoint presentations, they could just use Mandrake or something with StarOffice, and everything would be fine!!

      HR: There's no reason to get excited, Stuart. These are just questions we have to ask. Now, given that you say Linux is far easier to administer than Windows, is there any reason to believe that if we bring on another NT administrator, he or she would be unable to support the Linux and BSD systems until they get migrated to Windows 2000?

      Stuart: No... err, YES. It is easier, but... they just wouldn't understand!! There is a lot you have to know!! It's not just all point and click and all that kiddie stuff!!! It's really hard, you have to be able to compile kernels and edit conf files!! They couldn't do what I do!!!

      HR: OK, Stuart, I can understand your anxiety. We'll move away from that subject. Now, is there any possibility that you see for us to use your skills in another position? For instance, would you be interested in earning your MCSE to become a junior administrator when we roll out the new Windows 2000 servers?

      Stuart: NO!! I DON'T USE THAT MICROTRASH!! IT'S NOT LIKE I'M INTERESTED IN GETTING A BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH EVERY 2 SECONDS AND SPENDING THE REST OF THE TIME LISTENING TO STUPID USERS ASKING IDIOT QUESTIONS. OPEN SOURCE DOES EVERYTHING I NEED IT TO.

      HR: Well, that tells us just about everything we need to know. Stuart, your input is of course appreciated, and we will be taking all your comments under advisement. Your department head will be contacting you soon to let you know about any change in your employment status. Thank you for your time.

      Stuart: BYE. <slams door>

  2. The element song by Stone+Rhino · · Score: 1

    our chemistry teacher had us listen to a song with all the elements in it(that had been discovered at the time) And it rhymed!

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    Remember, there were no nuclear weapons before women were allowed to vote.
    1. Re:The element song by polymath69 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No doubt, the brilliant effort of Tom Lehrer.

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      I don't want to rule the world... I just want to be in charge of mayonnaise.
    2. Re:The element song by Stone+Rhino · · Score: 1

      yep, that was the song.

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      Remember, there were no nuclear weapons before women were allowed to vote.
    3. Re:The element song by Bodero · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I mean no disrespect, but honestly, how hard is it to rhyme elements when half of them end in "ium" anyway?

    4. Re:The element song by meridoc · · Score: 1

      Yes, Tom Lehrer is great. He also wrote other mathematical/sciencey songs, including one having to do with plagiarism ("Lobachevski"). Then there's stuff like "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" and "The Masochism Tango."

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      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein
    5. Re:The element song by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

      I mean no disrespect, but honestly, how hard is it to rhyme elements when half of them end in "ium" anyway?

      I, um, have no idea...

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      "Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
  3. Physics Chanteuse by jayrtfm · · Score: 1
    http://www.scientainment.com/pchant.html

    from her site:
    "Every scientist dreams of seducing people with the beauty and wonder of the natural world. But few take it as far as Lynda Williams - the Physics Chanteuse - who puts her microphone where her mouth is." --K.C. Cole, LA Times

    The Physics Chanteuse is a cabaret-style musical act produced and performed by physicist and chanteuse Lynda Williams for scientists at conferences and meetings. For each performance Ms. Williams researches the scientific topic and writes custom songs and repartee which are usually performed at the event's banquet. She has performed for scientists all over the world and has been featured in the NY Times, People Magazine and Good Morning America.

  4. TMBG covered one of these songs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    One of these songs, "Why does the sun shine?", has been covered by the indie-pop band They Might Be Giants, who are more famous for songs such as "Birdhouse In Your Soul" and the theme to Malcolm in the Middle.

    There are actually two versions of their cover; one is the album version, which pretty much sounds like the original, and one is a live version, that is a true rockfest. You've never heard solar fusion explained until you've heard it explained to the sound of a really rippin' electric guitar!

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    I'm not a real anonymous coward, I just play one on TV.

    1. Re:TMBG covered one of these songs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also covered the song entitled "What Is A Shooting Star?". And I believe Brian Dewan covered a few of the other songs in this collection.

  5. MC Hawking - The Ultimate Science MP3s by cybrpnk · · Score: 4, Funny

    The ULTIMATE in science oriented songs is to be found at MC Hawking's Crib. Yes, little did you know that everyone's wheelchair bound astrophysicist, Steven Hawking, is in reality a rap star on the side. His works have to be heard to be believed. To give you a flavor of what we're taling about, here's the lyrics to his smash Entropy:

    Trash Talk
    Harm me with harmony.
    Doomsday, drop a load on 'em.

    Verse 1
    Entropy, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it,
    to have you all jumping, shouting saying it.
    Let's just say that it's a measure of disorder,
    in a system that is closed, like with a border.
    It's sorta, like a, well a measurement of randomness,
    proposed in 1850 by a German, but wait I digress.
    "What the fuck is entropy?", I here the people still exclaiming,
    it seems I gotta start the explaining.

    You ever drop an egg and on the floor you see it break?
    You go and get a mop so you can clean up your mistake.
    But did you ever stop to ponder why we know it's true,
    if you drop a broken egg you will not get an egg that's new.

    That's entropy or E-N-T-R-O to the P to the Y,
    the reason why the sun will one day all burn out and die.
    Order from disorder is a scientific rarity,
    allow me to explain it with a little bit more clarity.
    Did I say rarity? I meant impossibility,
    at least in a closed system there will always be more entropy.
    That's entropy and I hope that you're all down with it,
    if you are here's your membership.

    Chorus
    You down with entropy?
    Yeah, you know me! (x3)
    Who's down with entropy?
    Every last homey!

    Verse 2
    Defining entropy as disorder's not complete,
    'cause disorder as a definition doesn't cover heat.
    So my first definition I would now like to withdraw,
    and offer one that fits thermodynamics second law.
    First we need to understand that entropy is energy,
    energy that can't be used to state it more specifically.
    In a closed system entropy always goes up,
    that's the second law, now you know what's up.

    You can't win, you can't break even, you can't leave the game,
    'cause entropy will take it all 'though it seems a shame.
    The second law, as we now know, is quite clear to state,
    that entropy must increase and not dissipate.

    Creationists always try to use the second law,
    to disprove evolution, but their theory has a flaw.
    The second law is quite precise about where it applies,
    only in a closed system must the entropy count rise.
    The earth's not a closed system' it's powered by the sun,
    so fuck the damn creationists, Doomsday get my gun!
    That, in a nutshell, is what entropy's about,
    you're now down with a discount.

    Chorus

    Trash Talk
    Hit it!
    Doomsday, kick it in!

    1. Re:MC Hawking - The Ultimate Science MP3s by caffeinated_bunsen · · Score: 1

      I *could not* get that out of my head for the entire lecture during which we derived one form of the 2nd law of thermodynamics from elementary probability.

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      Bugrit! Millenium hand and shrimp!
  6. Cern's Music Scene by Prof_Dagoski · · Score: 3, Funny

    There used to be a band of wives and girlfriends of Cern physicists called Les Horribles Cernettes. Dunno if they're still around, but they're a hoot. They sing 60's girl band type style, but with particle physics lyrics.

  7. I'll just pull out my Schoolhouse Rock by delorean · · Score: 1
    and sing along with all my Science, Grammar, History, and math songs that I love.

    See them here..

    --
    "You may all go to hell and I will go to Texas"
    Sen. Davy Crocket to US Congress, Nov. 1, 1835
  8. They Might Be Giant Scientists by Kibo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They also sing a song about Pavlove (Dinner Bell), one about mammals, (convienently enough Mammal), and one about Alexander Grahm Bell, then a smattering of other more obscure historical figures. None of which were mentioned on the linked sight, incidently.

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    --Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
    1. Re:They Might Be Giant Scientists by mjed · · Score: 1

      One of the obscure historical figures was our 11th President, James K. Polk. The song is titled, convienently, James K. Polk.

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      I'm a repairman in an imperfect world.
  9. PhysicsSongs.org by dfinster · · Score: 2, Interesting
  10. Well if that's interesting.... by Kibo · · Score: 1

    now for some real Karma whoring.

    Many years ago when I first heard TMBG there were some EE's that were trying to make a case for Birdhouse In Your Soul being a science song, the "Blue Canary Nightlight" being a metaphore for an electron. Which of course it isn't. But hey, who would've known that New York was once New Amsterdam without the best damn band that I almost never hear on the radio. Not I.

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    --Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
  11. Astrocappella by the Chromatics by jfengel · · Score: 1
    The Chromatics are an a capella group of NASA employees and other space geeks at Goddard Space Flight Center. Their album AstroCappella is full of astronomy-related songs designed for educational use. And they sing really well, too.


    If nothing else, I learned that Wolf 359 isn't just a place on Star Trek. It's the third closest star to ours (which makes great sense as the last defense of Earth from the Borg.)


    Titles from the album:

    Nine Planets

    Sun Song

    Habitable Zone

    Lunar Love

    HST Bop

    Come and Visit Mars

    A Little Bit of Rock

    Dance of the Planets

    Doppler Shifting

    Wolf 359

    Cosmic Radio Show

    High Energy Groove

    Swift

  12. Rhymes with Atomic Energy? by lovelace · · Score: 1
    As covered by They Might Be Giants in "Why Does the Sun Shine?"
    The sun gives heat
    The sun gives light
    The sunlight that we see
    The sunlight comes from our own sun's atomic energy
  13. IANAB by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

    ...(Biologist) and I don't know what most of the jargon in this song is about. But since hearing it on a Prairie Home Companion years ago, "It's a Long Way From Amphioxus" (sung to "It's a long way to Tipperary")has been my favorite science song.

    http://newfish.mbl.edu/Course/Resources/amphioxu s. html

    Cheers,
    DB

  14. This reminds me... by guiding_knight · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... of a wonderful song by someone named Eric Idle...

    Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
    And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
    That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
    A sun that is the source of all our power.
    The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
    Are moving at a million miles a day
    In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
    Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.

    Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
    It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
    It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
    But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
    We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
    We go 'round every two hundred million years,
    And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
    In this amazing and expanding universe.

    The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz
    As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
    Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
    So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
    And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
    'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

    --
    LOTR: Elijah Wood is a munchkin asshat. Yes, asshat. LOL.
  15. This is called... by JabberWokky · · Score: 3, Informative
    There used to be a band of wives and girlfriends of Cern physicists called Les Horribles Cernettes.

    Yes, they are. They were performing at the Ignobel awards recently.

    BTW - there are many many people performing works like this - I have several (purchased) CDs full of such songs, and I write them all the time. The larger set of music devoted to Science, Science Fiction, subculture and such is called "Filk". Do a google search for "Filk", and you'll find loads of stuff out there. Some Filk is set to original music, some to tradional music, and others to modern music (for instance, my song "Fibonacci ( Oh, one one, two three five eiiiight)" is set to the tune of the 80's song "Jenny (867-5309)"). Most of my Filk (as most out there is) is about Science Fiction from the popular (I have a Neon Genesis Evangelion Filk, a few Klingon Filks, etc) to the obscure (I did a filk about Sadie Corrie's Transylvanian, a background character in the Rocky Horror Picture Show), to the moving (Julia Ecklar's The Phoenix is a wonderful, heart jerking tribute to exploration, and Leslie Fish's Hope Eyrie is incredible).

    Check it out if you haven't seen it. I'd recommend Tom Smith as a good starting point, other than the simple Google search.

    --
    Evan "But the Eagle has landed; tell your children when \ Time won't drive us down to dust again." E.

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    "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
  16. awful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are the most god-awful songs I've ever heard.

  17. Wow I didn't even notice I got slashdotted! by jefp · · Score: 1

    Until I saw it in my referer logs this morning. Neato.

  18. Anybody else have these records? by RAVasquez · · Score: 1

    I found this site during a TMBG search. Fun stuff, but does anyone have rips of these songs (especially "Science Songs") at 44 kHz? I'd do it myself, if I could find them anywhere.

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    --- Work, worry, consume, die. It's a wonderful life. -- Bill Griffith

    1. Re:Anybody else have these records? by global_diffusion · · Score: 1

      last I heard my buddy Gnutella had about 20 different copies.