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Perl Foundation Awards Perl Development Grant to Larry Wall
Krellis writes: "The Perl Foundation today announced that they have awarded a Perl Development Grant to Larry Wall, the creator of Perl and designer of Perl 6, joining Dan Sugalski and Dr. Damian Conway, the other 2002 grant recipients. The Perl Development Grants are funded by donations; over USD 80,000 has been donated so far, a total of USD 240,000 is needed for the three grants. See http://donate.perl-foundation.org/ for more information on how you can pitch in - every dollar counts! See also the use.perl.org story for more information."
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In related news, Ford Motor Company has posthumously awarded Henry Ford for Outstanding Model-T Development.
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--Metrollica
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What did you have for dinner?
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I'd totally donate cash.
Perl has helped me in so many ways. Like the way my laptop formatted itself at 8PM on Friday.
Cost of loading Perl == Free
Getting a call from my boss on Monday, "What's wrong with the laptop?" == Priceless
doesn't larry wall have a fine ass daughter? I think I remember the picture. she is truly a hottie.
a poem by YourMissionForToday
I felt up your girlfriend
In the empty parking lot.
My hands and mouth were on her breasts.
And as she began to take my cock in her mouth
I looked over and saw the boarded-up cavity that was once a prosperous theater.
I heard the echoes of long-dead laughter, and melancholy crept over me as I reached climax
Afterwards, she spit my remains in a discarded Burger King cup.
I tried to hold her, but she was distant.
She began to talk about all those little things you do that annoy her.
I felt up your girlfriend
but I think she loves you still.
or your cock is bigger
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Larry on the other hand has other sources of income and didn't really need the grant as much.
Just imagine if Larry received the grant 2 years and didn't have to pimp his wife or daughter to put food on the table. There'd be twice as many slahdot virgins!
Bitch.