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eDigital MXP100 with Voice Control
An anonymous reader writes: "Here is a lengthy review of eDigital's 1GB flash MP3 portable that is as much a review on Lucent's remarkable speech recognition technology VoiceNav as it is on the player. VoiceNav offers speaker-independent recognition, meaning it doesn't have to learn each individual user's particular speech patterns like IBM's ViaVoice. Just say the name of a music track into the player's microphone and VoiceNav pulls up and plays that song. In ideal conditions the reviewer was able to twice run through a list of 14 song titles without fail. This included titles with "non-real word" band names like Sum41 and U2. Neat technology that could make its way into PDAs soon. The player is a pretty good one too, using IBM's Microdrive for storage."
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Fuck off trolls!
Have you seen any hardware player of Ogg Vorbis format?
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This technology is just cool, with some pretty serious applications.
I remember sitting around with some voice recognition program (can't remember what one) about 5 years ago, running through all of the little training things to get it to learn my speech patterns.
I find it kind of strange that it's first appearing in an MP3 player, but I suppose that's the kind of market where a lot of innovation is going to be. I just wonder how long it's going to be until we start seing this in more practical applications, instead of just being a convenience thing.
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"Sanity is calming, but madness is more interesting."
Now all somebody has to do is link this with a domain-specific natural language parser, and put it in my car stereo (along with a decent amount of storage) and I'll pay any amount for it.
Does the voice recognition filter itself out? When U2 sings "one" I don't necessarily want it switching to Aimee Mann's "one" and vice versa.
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Anyone who has their song names in japanese charecter format might be SOL for the voice part, unless it can read kanji/hiragana/katakana
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or really long
am I seriously supposed to tell my mp3 player "A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules From The Centre Of The Ultraworld (Loving U) " or "the little sandwich that got a guilt complex because he was the sole survivor of a horrible bus crash" or "Oce 9504"?
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I think I'm feeding the trolls on this one, but I can't understand why you think a company would spend money on adding support for that format unless it would be a selling point. I grant that mp3 is worse than ogg, but can you honestly say that ogg is big enough in the "real world" for a company to go to the trouble of supporting it? The vast majority of my linux using friends still use mp3, and you can bet almost no one in the windows world uses ogg.
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wonder how well it would work on, say, the side of a highway. if it worked well this would be a nice little toy for those of us who run (or bike) around.
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We tried and found that the background din of music, talking, and slamming weights was too much for VoiceNav. Once in a blue moon we got the track to shift, but not until speaking loud enough to draw the gaze of a few patrons who wondered why we were yelling at our MP3 player.
heh, I loved that part
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It seems really nice now, but when you have the machine in hand, the VC really sucks. As stated in the review, it's really picky with order. The best thing though would be when you use it in a really crowded place. I'd get it just to get looks from people when I'm yelling at the player. Interesting stuff. "Play Bach damnit! I want to hear something soothing!"
I guess I have too many obscure mp3s, but how can the voice control differentiate:
Daydream Boat.mp3
Day Dreamboat.mp3
Alpha Betray.mp3
Alphabet Ray.mp3
Mont Anagram.mp3
Montana Gram.mp3
...
Lucent - formerly Bell Labs - really needs a shot in the arm. It's stock price has been battered big-time lately for reasons unconnected to the dot-bomb phenomena. Voice recognition on computers has been around for a while now with products like Dragon, Via Voice, etc. All of these programs are clunky, somewhat bloated, and need to be trained to individual speakers. A truly speaker-independent voice recognition system could be just what the doctor ordered for Lucent.
I searched Google for "VoiceNav" and the only references that came back were those connected to the MXP-100. I wonder if this is brand new. On the down side, if this does represent a breakthrough of sorts, Lucent probably holds patents on the technology that they will milk for all they're worth. The old Bell Labs used to have fairly liberal licensing policies for some of their stuff (UNIX anyone?) but now they're profit-driven. Shareholders might not look favorably on giving away a possible golden goose. I would love to see the magic behind this technology in an Open Source form.
Ogg is _NOT_ better then MP3 from a market standpoint. Every 6 months there will be some new format that improves the compression and sound quality. Many times, geeks are to focused on the technical aspect, and not the market aspect. Ubiquity is the key. MP3 is good enough, and it is here to stay. WMA is also catching on, but you'll notice that even that took years to happen.
I want something under $100 with under 64 MB flash but it has to be small so I can take it jogging.
. . . otherwise, there'll be a special broadcast on radio, cable, and embedded in trojan MP3s one day. It'll be Jack Valenti's voice saying "Don't play non-SDMI compliant content anymore." :).
One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
Granted, I don't use Ogg Vorbis. I think I looked into it a while back, but I spent too long ripping all my CDs to switch. That's the real issue. Even a batch mp3>ov converter wouldn't work. I don't want to recompress an already lossy compression.
As for the name, I think ogg would be better to say than mp3. Ogg= 1 syllable, mp3 = 3. Plus, instead of ripping CDs, you can ogg them. Ogg players. No, in terms of names, ogg has mp3 beat.
The problem is mp3 is "good enough", and already entrenched.
jred
I'm not a mechanic but I play one in my garage...
When I can't get voice rec to work, I usually end up speaking louder because the frustration is just too much. It's bad enough listening to people yapping down the street or in stores with those little embedded mikes and earphones. Can you imagine hordes of people walking down the street screaming:
"Uncle Fucker"
"Baby Got Back"
"Cocaine"
"Cocacabana"
The last is probably worst of all. We know Barry exists, but it's horrible to be reminded that people actually listen to him.
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IBM's voice recognition line extends past ViaVoice. We offer several products, including an embedded product, that do not require any training. Only the highest end dictation product requires training because of the demands on it to understand what you just said from tens of thousands of words. If all you can say is a hundred or so phrases like "play", "stop", "rewind", "livin' la vida loca", etc. then it's a lot easier to make a prediction and training is a waste of time. At that point it's just a matter of microphone quality and filtering out the background noise. We can even do untrained natural language voice recognition in situations like this with the proper processor power. Since we know what you're by and large going to say, we can pick out enough from the whole free-form sentence to get the gist of what you meant without any training.
:)
And believe me we're getting to the point where training isn't needed for dictation either
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This doesn't mean much. To pick the correct one between only 14 possible is quite easy. The reviewer should rather have tried with a playlist with more than 3000 entres. The error rate will grow exponatially with the number of songs, because statisically more song will be phoneticly more equal, the more you add. (bad way to say it, but you prob get the point)
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Ogg is just the name of the, uh, 'group' doing the work. The actual audio format is called Ogg Vorbis, in contrast with Ogg Tarken, their proposed video codec.
:P
So your sylable count is really incorrect
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
As for the test I would like to know if anyone here has less then 15 mp3's that they would like to store on one of these. I want to see how it reacts when you have a few hundred songs and try to use the name recognition system. I have the odd feeling that it might not work so well
Information wants to be free like speech wants to be free, not like we want beer to be free.
For me, the biggest attraction of MP3 players is the ability to have no moving parts. This makes it truly portable and useful in more situations that what we had previously. So, my question is, how reliable is this IBM microdrive? How robust is it? If I'm training for to run a marathon, is it going to survive all of the pounding?
Hrm, the thing dosn't look quite as cool as the ipod. Not that I don't hate apple or anything, but there don't seem to be a lot of players out there that have both a high capacity and the esthetic styling approaching or surpassing the iPod. There are some cool looking mp3 players, and there are some that are better technically then the iPod. But unfortunately, they don't seem to be in the same group. (of course, given the price you could just get a real PDA that can play mp3s for a bout $100 more...)
Personally, I doubt the voice nav in the current system is really that great, especially since you have to manually stop the music in order to use it. Of course with 200 or so songs it might come in handy (if it scales that well).
autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
edigital has a long history of using hype and grossly misleading tactics to, IMO, defraud investors. So far they've lost tens of millions of dollars, and recently had to resort to taking a loan at a 49% interest rate just to stay in business. Even the CEO has referred to the investors as a "cult".
As for their history with their products, their much-hyped Treo barely sold any units in stores, and is now being sold by liquidators on ebay. A lot of customers were a bit pissed that their players didn't come with any storage media!
This wasn't intended as flamebait, but E.digital has a long history of using hype and misleading tactics to pursue little more than an incursion of investment money from gullible public investors. I didn't lose any money to them, but a lot of people did, and will continue to.
In fact, they recently registered 20 million more shares so they can stay in business a while longer. They really don't deserve this kind of attention from Slashdot.
For those considering investing in them, I'd say stay away. For those considering a product purchase, I'd recommend the same.
Ho Ho!
This reminds me of a recent story on the Financial Times, which was picked up by CNN.
It was about something that nobody cared about.
Where do dead uninteresting stories go when they die?
Slapdown!! That's where!
The meept is all for voice activiation. It reminds meept of "Clap on, clap off". However, it tends to be biased towards those who CAN speak.
The meept has no mouth , let alone a body. Therefore this media-bias towards mouth-iness is something that won't be addressed until we get a dumb preident.
MEEPT!!
I have a lot of friends who have sprint phones with voice nav. They all used it for the first week because it was "cool" but after awhile, they went back to traditional methods. Another example is my father; he got the 02 Infinity Q45 which has loads of tech toys built in. The voice nav is really cool but it's not nearly as fast a clicking a button.
...only I pictured it with the ability to retrieve a song by just singing a bit of it or speaking some lyrics.
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Picture this:
Stuck in traffic watching your favorite music video then saying "Pause" and "Dial Home" to tell sweety that you'll be late coming home because of traffic.
It's take too long to copy files to the thing. My iPod has spoiled me.
And for all you OSS zelots, OGG is not mature and has no place in hardware yet, deal with it. If you judge all hardware based on somthing that no hardware worth owning has, then you will never be happy. Opensource does not always mean it's better anyway.
Slashdot Troll HOWTO
This is version 0.6 of a troll HOWTO, sort of a companion piece to jsm's excellent troll FAQ. As a draft, comments and criticism are always welcome, if not appreciated :)
Section 1 - Trolling techniques
There are techniques used by successful trolls to elicit the maximum amount of responses from unthinking /.ers. This section is dedicated to explaining how to use these in the course of your trolls. Remember though, a great troll can break any or all of these and still be successful...
Because you're posting as an AC, your troll will generally be ignored in favour of posters using their accounts, and so getting in early is essential. A good guideline is to get into the first 20 posts, so that people reading the article will see the troll before it is swamped out. One way of increasing the speed with which you get your troll into play is to prepare them beforehand, and then quickly customise them for the current article. This is easier than it sounds since /. typically repeats stories with small variations and runs lots of similar stories.
Note that this is why Jon Katz stories are pretty worthless as trolling material - by the time you've found the article and prepared a troll there's already 50+ posts on it, most of them flaming Jon Katz anyway :)
Once you've got your troll in, you need people to actually read it. You also want replies - /.ers are more likely to read your troll if it starts a large thread. You also want to remember that some people have set their comment thresholds to values higher than 0 - to get the attention of these you either want to get your post moderated up (see Style, below) or get a reply which gets moderated up to 4 or 5, in which case your troll becomes visible to all.
An alternative to the time-honoured tradition of AC trolling is that of creating a "troll" account. This gives you the advantage of posting at 1 rather than 0, and slashbots are more likely to take you seriously, especially if you at least sound reasonable. If you do this, try to avoid posting stuff where it is obvious you're a troll under the account - post it anoymously instead - some slightly more canny readers actually check your user info before they reply. Not many though :)
The ultimate goal of the troll account is to secure the +1 bonus, which is currently received once you hit 26 points of Karma. To get there, employ the techniques of karma whoring that we see every day on /. and watch the karma roll in. And of course once you get the +1 bonus, the world is your oyster in terms of /. Posts made at a default of 2 hit even those people with the threshold of 2, are more likely to get moderated up even further if they are at all coherent, and people tend to lose their critical thinking abilities in the face of the +1 bonus. Milk it for all it's worth.
To get people reading it a troll needs to be easily readable. Make sure you break it down into easily digestible paragraphs, use HTML tags where appropriate (but always make sure you close them properly) and use whitespace appropriately.
Generally a troll shouldn't be too short, otherwise it'll get lost in the crowd. A workable minimum is a couple of medium paragraphs. Conversely, it shouldn't be too long, or no-one will bother to read it. Keep it to a happy medium.
Whilst spelling is important if you want the troll to be taken "seriously", key spelling mistakes can draw out the spelling zealots, especially if you mis-spell the name of a venerated /. hero, like Linus Torveldes or Richard Strawlman (thanks dmg). Related to this is the use of the wrong word, explaining an acronym as being something it isn't or making a word into an acronym even when it isn't.
The subject line needs to draw attention to your post without making it obvious that it is a troll. A simple statement of the main point of your argument can work here.
StyleOnce you realise that most moderators don't bother to read past the first paragraph or two, you can use this fact to craft trolls that can be moderated up as "Insightful" (note that I mean this in the /. sense rather than the real-world sense). Start off fairly reasonable, making statements that are /. friendly and not being too controversial. As the troll goes on, make it more and more controversial, building it up for the coup de grace in the final paragraph.
As we all know, a post with links is considered "informative" by the /. crowd. Moderators love it, and they rarely check the links, so be sure to include as many as possible. And make them wrong - a link to the Perl website should instead point to the Python website instead, and vice versa. The other alternative to incorrect links is "useful" links to places like www.linux.org and i.e. places /.ers could never have found on their own :)
The ideal troll requires no feeding - it runs on its own, generating flamewars between clueless /.ers for your amusement. But often a troll requires some help and so you should consider feeding it. Feeding is best reserved for people making either completely clueless responses, people making responses with holes in, or those wonderful people who write a 2000-word point-by-point rebuttal of your troll.
Always keep in mind the kind of things advocated on /. so that you can play on and against them. This is why anti-Linux, creationist, gun-loving, pro-corporation trolls work well - the vast majority of /.ers hold the opposite viewpoints. And if a few people agree with you, so much the better - it merely validates your viewpoint in the eyes of readers.
Be arrogant. You, as a troll, know that you're right. No other explanation could exist. The wronger the "fact", the more assertively you should state it. Make it clear that you are better than everyone else - you know the truth and they are just too stupid to realise it. Use plenty of sarcasm, and use "quotes" to show it to people too dumb to realise.
Being offensive in your initial troll can be counter-productive - it causes moderators to mark you down as flamebait in general. But if you're feeding, then you can get away with calling /.ers all kinds of things. Make broad generalisations about /. readers - call them "long-haired Linux zealots", "socialist open-source bigots" or whatever. Stereotyping is encouraged - people always want to think that they're an individual, and will point this out to you given half a chance.
Great for articles with a political or social bent, this kind of troll expresses complete indifference to the topic at hand, wondering who on Earth cares about it. An alternative method is to say that the topic only concerns a certain group of people - criminals, idiots, hackers (always use this instead of crackers) or whatever group you want to offend.
Appear to take the same stance as the people you're trying to troll - claim you're as much a fan of Linux as the next man, but... This way you can make all kinds of claims in the sure knowledge that you actually know what you're talking about. A great phrase to use here is "In my experience". Remember to act like all the things you're pointing out are unfortunate but true.
Always accuse /.ers of being elitist. This is an easy thing to do seeing as a lot of them are. Claim that is their grandmother couldn't use it, then they are just into it to feel better than Joe Sixpack rather than "doing it for the average user". This is always great for working into anti-Linux trolls - attack command-line tools and poorly designed desktops.
The opposite of the above. Claim that technology or whatever is only for the elite of society and that any attempt to open it up for everyone is wrong, an attack on intellectualism and possibly even dangerous. If people were meant to understand these things then they would, and it's their fault if they're too stupid to learn.
Never be afraid to contradict yourself, even in the space of a single sentence. The phrases "I am a top programmer who codes in VB" or "I am a supporter of open source who uses NT at work and 95 at home" will be sure to get a response from some weenie smugly pointing out the contradiction. Confuse the issue more by engaging in contradiction when you are feeding - this will confuse /.ers who will then make even more stupid replies, leaving them even more wide open for response.
Clues
If you're feeling brave, give the reader clues that this is an obvious troll. The classic example here is dmg's stock phrase "I am often accused of trolling (whatever that is)", but also feel free to use phrases like "I have not read the article, and I don't know much about XYZ but I feel I must comment". If anyone responds to a troll with these kinds of clues in it, feel free to bask in the glow of knee-jerk /. responses.
If you're unlucky someone will accuse you of being a troll (surely not!) and try and ruin it for you. If you don't want it all to end there, then be sure to counter it by accusing them of being small-minded and petty, saying that it's easier for them to say it's a troll than to accept that people have different opinions. Be sure to say this in the subject line, especially if their subject was the infamous "YHBT. YHL. HAND."
Given that /. has its community of regular trolls (hi guys!), it's only polite to publish your troll on one of the so-called "hidden" forums for all to see and admire. This way, you get to bask in the praise of other trolls, they get to contribute to your's if they want to, and you get an easy way to find the troll later on when you want to check on its progress :)
As for when to post it, that's a matter of opinion really. You can either post it straight away or leave it will after people start biting. Remember that the troll forum is also frequented by non-trolls, and sometimes you may get a self-declared "troll-buster" try and expose you. But remember, /.ers always post before thinking, and often it doesn't matter at all.
There is no real current forum at the moment thanks to various spammers hitting the sids, but try trolltalk, the original troll sid started by 80md and osm way back in the day. Generally all postings are done there as an AC, with your name at the end of the post. Include a link to the troll somewhere in the text, which ideally will be directly to the post and its replies - click on the #XX link in the thread to get there.
Sometimes you just get bored with a troll, or people start posting genuinely thoughtful stuff in reply (it does happen). When this happens it might be time to own up to the troll with a helpful "YHBT. YHL. HAND." post. Sometimes people will carry on a discussion of the issue, and if you're really lucky (and it was a great troll) they will completely fail to believe you and carry on arguing. If that happens, pat yourself on the back for writing a great troll :)
Finally, when all else fails and your troll gets moderated down to (-1, Troll) within ten seconds of you posting it, the only honourable thing to do is to accuse the moderators of smoking the cheap $3 crack (again) and give up :(
Section 2 - Types of troll
Probably the most popular kind of troll, the Maniac holds an opinion on something, and won't budge from that opinion no matter what evidence to the contrary is presented. If challenged, the Maniac will simply get more and more agitated and abusive, deriding his opponents as "idiots", "wrong-thinking", "dangerous" and "subversive". Generally the Maniac takes a position that opposes the prevalent /. beliefs, but a similar effect can be achieved by taking a typical /. viewpoint and pushing it to ridiculous extremes.
Maniacs can be crafted for practically every article /. posts, although some are more obvious targets than others. Civil liberty articles, especially on things like censorship, DMCA, UCITA that really get /.ers riled up, are usually extremely fruitful grounds for a well-crafted maniac. The other obvious type of article is anything which could possibly involve religion, especially evolution :)
Here are some fruitful avenues to explore:
Always popular, the right-wing maniac (RWM) is a God-fearing, gun-toting, flag-waving American, and proud of it. They don't care about the rest of the world, unless it's to "prove" that America is better than everything else, and they cannot stand liberal whining over civil rights. They hate the moral decay of America and want it to revert into a nation of heterosexual, Christian whites like it was meant to be. Woe betide anyone that dares to suggest otherwise.
There are two ways to approach this kind of maniac. The harder to pull off is the militant atheist, but this is quite common amongst /. posters and you would have to be very offensive to get this to work. Of course with religion trolls, the argument can go on for ever once it's started... The more common approach is the Christian fundamentalist. They are ignorant, intolerant and bigoted in the extreme. For them the Bible is the inerrant word of God revealed to man - it contains no flaws and no contradictions. Thus they are strict Creationists - mentions of evolution or cosmology will set them off on vitriolic rants. Flaming denunciations of anyone daring to contradict the "Word of God" are the way to go, and any kind of proof can always be ignored by appealing to "secular humanist brainwashing". And let's not forget, the USA is the greatest nation on Earth because it has the righteous power of Jesus Christ behind it.
Pick a philosophy, any philosophy. This troll is a troll with a cause - they have found some kind of ideological truth, and are out to expose every other philosophy as a sham. Whether it be libertarianism, objectivism, communism or capitalism, this troll will point out the obvious "flaws" in any other philosophies, whilst spouting dogma about their own. And the best thing is - you don't even need to know that much about what you're spouting - making doctrinaire mistakes will get both sides of the argument flaming you, adding to the fun.
This is an old favourite and crops up in many forms, covering the gamut from OS maniacs (Linux zealots, MS-apologists or embittered BSD fanatics), language maniacs (Pascal vs. C, C vs. C++, C++ vs. Java, Perl vs. Python, VB vs. everything), application maniacs(GIMP vs. Photoshop, Netscape vs. IE, vi vs. emacs) and also includes people who complain about how technology should only be for the 31337 hackers.Guns
Americans love their guns, and will always fight passionately for their Constitutionally guarenteed rights to bear arms and shoot people. Even the slightest hint of criticism of this will bring down the wrath of a thousand and one enraged gun-owners on you, so it's always a great point to work into a troll :)
The Expert is someone who is "savvy" in their particular field, and is perfectly willing to give their opinion on any topic even vauguely related to their field. The Expert is most likely to be from a field which /.ers as a rule despise - the classic example is dumb marketing guy, but try consultants, lawyers, politicians, lobbyists, executives, journalists (just think Jon Katz). With this kind of troll sweeping statements with little content are the norm, along wire dire portents of future catastrophe and dark hints of "insider knowledge".
Some possible angles to exploit:
- Industry knowledge
- Helpful hints
Offtopic TrollsThe expert knows the computing industry from the inside - as a long-term pro, they can dispense knowledge knowing that they can "speak for the industry". Their smug self-satisfaction is bound to annoy, as is any suggestion that things aren't the way that /.ers would like it - saying "Linux requires the rock-solid guarantee of a trusted company like Microsoft" or "Apache cannot be trusted for mission-critical enterprise platforms" is guaranteed to get you denials explaining exactly why you're wrong, in excruciating detail.
With their tech-savvy (or law-savvy or whatever) experience, the expert is obviously the best person to point out what's wrong with things or to give out useful "factual" information. In fact this probably works best with lawyer trolls - for all that /.ers protest "IANAL", they certainly seem to think they could be, and any mistakes you make will send them rushing to prove themselves by correcting you.
Not really a "troll" in the strict Jargon File sense of the word, but they certainly should be included here :) This category includes parodies, offtopic weirdness any all kinds of amusing stuff. Not really my area of expertise, this stuff is mainly done by gnarphlager and opensourceman. Thanks to gnarphlager for this section.
Offtopic trolls, like any other, come in almost as many colours as an iMac, but generally not as cute. But then again, a good offtopic "troll" can affect more people than a repulsive little gumdrop on your desk, because you need to have someone SEE your desk before they can react. Simple? Moreso than even my overblown prose could indicate. Some basic examples:
Write a story. Keep expanding it. It doesn't matter what article you post it under, so long as it's high up. If you want people to recognize you, pick a couple themes or symbols, and carry them on throughout the story. Other alternatives include back linking or including the entire story, but adding more each time. Be funny if you want. Or if you don't feel like being funny, just be really weird. Someone will react.
This has nothing to do with anything. Be it a stream of consciousness rant, or a description of the corner of your desk. Another favorite is a monologue, read as if spoken from any one given entity to another. The more outlandish, the better (a pair of socks talking to a mousepad, for example). If you really wanted to be artsy, work in an actual metaphor or legitimate meaning behind it, but it's not necessary.
Start out with a comment about the article. Have a definite opinion of it. Then, after a little while, disintegrate into randomness. All roads eventually can eventually lead to cheese (yum), Natalie Portman, cannibalism, toasters, squirrels, futons, you name it. All it takes is a little bit of creativity. Oh, and feel free to use other trolls' motifs. Open source and all that ;-)
General tips:
Section 3 - Useful trolling links
The following links contain background information useful for trolls needing quick quotes and "expert" opinions to include.
- General purpose links
- ddi.digital.net/~gandalf/trollfaq.html - How to deal with USENET trolls - learn your enemy
:) - www.don-lindsay-archive.org/skeptic/arguments.htm
l - A List Of Fallacious Arguments - Learn them and use them liberally - www.altairiv.demon.co.uk/troll/trollfaq.html - USENET troll HOWTO
- www.baiting.org - Baiting.org
- www.fieldingtravel.com/df/index.htm - Fielding's DangerFinder - A guide to what and where's dangerous
- Religious links
- www.godhatesamerica.com/ - God Hates America
- www.chalcedon.edu/creed.html - The Creed of Christian Reconstruction
- www.demonbuster.com - How to cast out your demons and do spiritual warfare
- riceinfo.rice.edu/armadillo/Sciacademy/riggins/th
i ngs.htm - Things Creationists hate - www.icr.org/ - Institute for Creation Research
- www.xenu.net - Operation Clambake - The fight against Scientology on the net
- www.hom.net/~angels/ - Citizens for the Ten Commandments
- www.bju.edu/rcnbc.html - The difference between Catholics and Christians
- www.geocities.com/prazske00/biblequotes.html - Bible quotes by category
- Political/economy links
- www.aynrand.org - The Ayn Rand Institute
- www.reason.com - Libertarian site
- www.freerepublic.com - Right-wing stuff
- www.jbs.org - Excellent site for all kinds of right-wingery
- www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html - Web economy bullshit generator
- Crackpot science links
- www.fixedearth.com - The Earth Is Not Moving
- www.jir.com/index.htm - The Journal of Irreproducible Results
spiralx@spazmail.com Copyright © 2000 James SkinnerI guess there was really no reason not to add voice nav to the system. The DSP arhcitecture they use for decoding is also pretty ideal for voice recognition apps. It's just a matter of adding some software they probably alreayd own and want to test.
I figure this gives them a cheap opportunity to test their voice rec. system where it won't cause too many problems if it doesn't work (You can still play MP3's) adn none will be too pissed.
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Just say the name of a music track into the player's microphone and VoiceNav pulls out a rabit...
I know this has nothing to do with anything but i want at least someone to read this.
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Don't buy the "it-worked-for-me" argument. Especially with speech-recognition technology. A selective test is not a benchmark.
This speaker-independent technology is based on recognition of phonems. To be able to perform recognition, you first need to translate written entries into sequences of phonems. For example, "Genesis" will become "JH EH1 N AH0 S AH0 S". Usually, this conversion is done by looking up in a phonetic dictionary. When there's a missing entry, a fallback strategy is to perform automatic graphem-to-phonem automatic, i.e. create phonem strings based on lexical structure of a word. This yields poor results for many languages such as english which has unpredictable graphem-to-phonem correspondence. So, either this technology uses a dictionary (within the PC application) or it uses a graphem-to-phonem engine. The problem with dictionary is that it may be HUGE with all the music authors and titles available and it evolves rapidly.
Also, the training is usually done for only one language (sometimes, two). This is called acoustic model training. Each phonem of a given language will be trained in HMMs (Hidden Markov Model). You can only achieve limited results when using words made out of foreign phonemes. "Björk", for instance, will be phonetized "B Y AO1 R K" for english-speaking persons. If you happend to pronounce correctly (i.e. in Icelandic), the engine won't be able to figure it out because the acoustic data is not modeled properly.
I have strong doubts about this gadget because it requires dynamic dictionaries and multi-lingual support. I listen a lot to foreign music. I don't think this toy will work ok for me.
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1) it's too big.
2) they claim to have not many competitors, that like is a complete pharce. they have plenty. some whose players are smaller and hold more.
3) i see some complaining for ogg vorbis support. um do you not get it, mp3 is here, to stay. regardless of which technology is better think of the names.. "mp3".. "ogg vorbis".. MP3 winds hands down, totally no contest.
4) most people won't even bother with portable mp3 players like this. maybe if it were smaller than a wallet, held over two weeks of music, and retailed for under $100.. then people might start buying these newfangled gadgets. Until then, you're losin money baybay.
If this thing ran off CDs and supported ogg vorbis I would buy this in an instant. As it is i'm forced to drool over the spiffy voice recognition and keep waiting...
it's easy to configure grip to automatically rip and sort any cd you put in the drive. That way you just spend some time swapping cds around. You don't need to do it all at once
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Li-Ion rechargeable battery (3.7V/1200mAh) for over 12 hours of playback
you can't really get a gig worth of MP3s out of that..
It's tempting, but I won't go for it. I'm too much of a They Might Be Giants fan. I can see it now, sitting there in a public area with some weird looking device in my hand:
"PUT YOUR HAND INSIDE THE PUPPET HEAD!"
"...NO!" Someone speaks to me "Are you OK?"
"Yeah Yeah," Yeh Yeh starts playing. "Ahh!"
"DIG MY GRAVE"
"Sir, are you sure you're alright?" [stopping]
"Yeah, fine." suddenly person A asks person B for a light. "I've got a match."
The thing starts playing agian. Just then a Dirt Bike wizzes by and someone says "Man, that's a fast Dirt Bike." Guess what song starts playing. Then I stop it so I can play "I AM A HUMAN HEAD!" again getting more stares.
Then what if I want to hear Chuck Berry? "MY DINGALING" *SMACK*
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you might be interested in the fact that this has already been done
Are you a semi-literate kid who got onto his daddy's PC and decided to play at troll-for-a-day?
The only reason we haven't seen OGG Vorbis support on solid state players is that they would only lose money by doing so, at least for now. This is coming from someone who encodes all of his own CD's as .ogg's.
.ogg support required only a few days of extra development time, you'd see it.
.mp3 and .ogg.
Alas, I wish there were some incentive for player manufacturers to add the support. There are two ways I can see for this to happen:
(a) Make adding it as trivial as possible. If adding
(b) Increase the market share that OGG Vorbis has. This one is trickier, mainly because of the slim market that a good, lossy codec serves. What do I mean? Well, audiophiles aren't going to want to listen to any compressed format (though these dinosaurs claim their hissy records are better-sounding than Super Audio CD), and Joe Sixpack isn't going to notice any difference at all between
Having done numerous sound quality tests of OGG Vorbis and MP3 on my own equipment, I can say without a doubt that were all things considered equal, OGG would win out. Unfortunately, OGG has had a very late start, and is up against lots of other competitors who are all "good enough" for the average person, so its supporters will have to reduce the barriers to its use before anyone will care.
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It is very impressive when you shout the word "Folder" talking like Apu Nahasapeemapetilon and it still works.
Not really. I'd be impressed though it picked up on the guy's name instead of his accent.
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What if someone tries queing up their favorite track from The Faint's Danse Macabre.
The only reason we haven't seen OGG Vorbis support on solid state players is that they would only lose money by doing so, at least for now. This is coming from someone who encodes all of his own CD's as .ogg's.
Actually I think that the only thing stopping OGG Vorbis on hardware players is the lack of a free fixed point decoding library. Right now you can find free floating point decoding libraries, but not fixed point. Most of the processors used in hardware players do not support floating point operations. The CPU's only have an integer unit. When a fixed point library is released, I think that you will find Ogg supported everywhere that MP3 is, since it should be trivial to add, and will only take up a little more ROM.
Portable MP3 players of all things get the voice tech first. Why? Same with phones. The cell phones have the voice recognition, but if there are POTS phones that have it, they aren't exactly making commercials about it (not that I watch TV anyways)
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This feature would be no less useful on a desktop. It's definitely ideal for a small portable unit where working with a tiny display screen and buttons to switch between a large selection of songs can be tedious. However, being able to swap songs by simply speaking to your computer without forcing yourself to do a task switch could be helpful as well. Certainly, the 10-20 seconds you spend doing so isn't significant by itself, but this does add up over time. Its all about productivity people!
MP3 players are pioneering the way in other areas as well. Other than perhaps digital cameras, they provide a market for flash memory. And getting realtime playback, and hopefully soon widespread use of unrestricted realtime mp3 encoding for these units, will enhance their use beyond the simple playback of music. And of course, don't forget, anything that pisses off the RIAA is a good thing.
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Because of the amount of songs mp3 allows us to carry around, indexing the songs we have with us is a tricky thing. There are numerous indexing methods on MP3 players at the moment.. playlists on the iPod, simple numeric 'album' jumps on MP3-CD players, search facilities on in-car units etc.. but voice definitely simplifies matters.
However, I spy a problem. Even if it doesn't require training to recognise a voice, I bet it's still limited to a subset of accents.
You notice it with voice-recognition computer programs here in the UK. You speak normally and it rarely works.. put on the dullest most monotone American-style accent you can, and hey presto, up and running!
So, to get one of these, is a prerequisite that I practice my 'dull American drone'?
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why is everyone suprised that a mp3 player has voice control ?, cellphones here in the UK have had that technology for ages, but now they are moving just beyond "call pizza" to built in mp3 players and radios , at current speed of development its gonna be this year they merge these technologies and we end up with a voice controlled mp3 player with pda and cellphone with built in cameras ! yay, the end is near for all these fragmented devices and we will soon have that device we all want that fits in our pockets and does everything in one single device
One of the differences: CF (including IBM Microdrive) is removable. iPod uses non-removable 1.5'' Toshiba drive. The fact that it is removable may make the difference. For instance, if you also have a digital camera which uses CF cards. Also with CF you have a choice between a microdrive and a solid state. As to memory capacity, 1.5'' 10GB drive just became available (doubles the capacity of the one used in iPod), so even if IBM comes up with 6GB microdrive next year, 1.5'' format is still the higher capacity. Finally, firewire is a way faster than USB. we need at least usb2.
looks like is has flaws
I'll stick with the iPod thanks.
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That was exactly my point. Right now, it would be more than "a few days' development time" to integrate OGG support. Thanks for being redundant. =)
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I might get modded down for this, but eDigital has just left a bad taste in my mouth..... And I wanted to share... ;)
I personally see this as being *on* topic because before you buy something from eDigital let me tell you what you *might* just be in for.
I'll do a condensed version of my story and just say "don't let this happen to you". I got a Treo 10 MP3 Jukebox from http://www.treoplayer.com for an xmas present. I'll be looking for a new xmas present.
My Treo 10 was basically D.O.A. the unit's harddrive would lock up during playback.
It took me *one month* to get an RMA number.
When I got *finally did get* the RMA number and sent the unit back I was to "promptly have a new unit sent" to me.
This didn't happen. The Treo 10 is on back order and no replacements will be sent out until *APRIL*. Like I'm going to wait three months for a replacement.
SO, I demanded a full refund. Their main support center said 'OK'. I got my credit email today and was told they were going to keep 15% for a "restocking fee" (?!?!?).
So, I called -- again -- raised hell, and am finally getting a full refund.
During this time, I went back to doing realtime recording of MP3's using my Sony MZR-900 (minidisc Walkman) and my digital soundcard. What I found was that the sound quality of my MP3's coming off my computer and onto my MD Walkman was *better* sounding than anything coming out of the Treo 10. I guess there's something to be said for Sony's D/A chips. I also re-discovered how convenient the MD Walkmanis.. It, and 3 Minidiscs easily fit in my coat pocket. I also have more than enough battery power to get through the day at the office.... And MDLP 4 mode is certainly livable enough for my needs. Hell it *still* sounds better than a cassette tape walkman if you ask me and I can 'boost' highs and lows to compensate for the sound loss during compression via WinAMP if I need to.
So that's it. No more MP3 jukebox BS for me. I'll stick to what works. And if you *do* decided to get an MP3 juke box - avoid eDigital like the PLAUGE! Their customer service is horrible and
their product when it *does* work is only of passible sound quality.
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On the article they dont mention the battery life on this thing. The microdrive is GREAT, but it consumes a lot of battery life when compared to a flash memory card.
Anyone has any info on this?
Thanks!
In one form or another, speech recognition is going to be used more and more in the future, perhaps especially with handheld devices and tablet PC's. So, in light of this, who is working on Open Source speech recognition. I'm aware of CMU's Sphinx project, but last I saw it was quite obsolete technologically compared to commercial offerings. Is there any other Open Source'd work being done with cutting edge SR techniques?
For years I thought that track was called "strange formula", but then I found out the original ID3 tag typist had been lazy :)
As for the iBook laptop keyboard, use "Keycaps" (in the Apple menu if you're using OS9, or the Apps:Utilities Folder in OS X)...
No where in the actual article does it say that it uses "1GB flash" cards. However, the IBM microdrive does store that much data (340 MB, 512 MB or 1GB).
As far as I know the "SanDisk-compatible CompactFlash(TM) Cards" max out at 128 MB.
They might want to update the article seeing how it may get some people's hopes up.
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I hope voice recog is better than the last time I used it!
Trying to load stairway to heaven:
"Stairway...delete that...Stairway...delete that...no! Delete that!...Shit...delete that...delete that...delete that... Stairway...to...delete that...to...delete that...to...delete that...to...heaven...delete that...heaven...delete that...heaven...delete that...heaven...play...delete that...play...delete that...play...delete that...play...delete that..."
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They'll never get it to play track 2 from Windowlicker. (Although, I do love Amazon's attempt.)
The writing standards in this review by Richard Menta are amongst the worst I have seen. He repeats almost every piece of information at least once (so you say it supports MP3 and WMA?) and fails to mention some pretty crucial features of any mp3 player. For example, he mentions the lithium-ion batteries "had no trouble handling the power hungry Microdives" - but how long did they actually last?!
Also, testing the VoiceNav feature with 14 songs is laughable. You basically had to know the full artist+track name anyway, so why not just memorise the 14 tracks and refer to them by number? My mp3 player has over 3000 tracks at the moment and I have no confidence that VoiceNav could handle them, despite reading this review which gave it 4 stars. And seriously, on a crowded and noisy subway train who is going to yell "Achey breaky heart" into their shirt pocket?
Not I, for more reasons than one.
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Being that I work on Via Voice products, I can tell you first hand that Lucent isn't the game in town that offers speaker independent recognition especially within the embedded domain where this product exists. And of course, our product is the market leader for a reason.
Since you apparently never received a working Treo, how do you know what one sounds like? Your testimony is suspect. BTW, mine surpasses anything else like it for sound quality.
Coming from an AC, why do I even bother.. but what the heck...
The unit wasn't *completely* DOA. It did work for a while. But the sound quality is NOTHING like a Minidisc player. Sony's D/A processing chips are beyond anything anyone else does. If you believe otherwise, then I can see the *reason* you post as an AC.
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I would have tested it only using the Comic Book Store guy's voice. It seems like the type of thing he would use. "Worst playlist, ever!"
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