Weather Balloons as Wireless Telephone Technology

Under the plan described in this article submitted by reader RoscoHead, "Space Data would use un-tethered weather balloons launched daily by the National Weather Service to carry lightweight wireless communications equipment to an altitude of 100,000 feet. There, at the 'SkySite,' they would relay voice and data signals to remote areas at a fraction of the cost of installing cell towers or launching satellites, company officials say."

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Return Of Q&A with Heinous Turdballs!

[ForWhomTheHellTrolls]

The Quake III Arena 1.31 patch has been released. The release notes include the following:

Linux only:
fixed sound crash, going around memset bug in glibc i586/i686

Wondering how a bug could exist in such a fundamental basic function such as memset, we contacted Heinous Turdballs of Linux fame, and he was kind enough to give a few minutes of his time.

Q: Thanks for your time in answering some questions for us

A: No problem. As you know, I am umemployed and have no life, which is of course how I got involved in Linux in the first place.

Q: OK, Mr. Turdballs. By the way, do you mind if I call you 'Dirty GNU Hippie'?

A: I would rather you didn't. I prefer the term 'Dirty Linux Hippie'. As you know, my ratty and nasty hairdo, my rancid steaming armpits and my putrid stench of body odor makes me qualified, I think.

Q: I quite agree. Can you tell us about the memset bug?

A: Sure. We dont really know who is responsible for the bug. We don't know who is making changes, why they make them, or when.

Q: Hmm.. sounds chaotic!

A: It sure is. But Linux is free!!! We are dirty smelly GNU hippies with natty greasy long hair, enjoying the FREE LOVE of GNU software!

Q: Come to think of it, Linux sure does crash alot.

A: Yeah, but that will be fixed in the service pack - er, I mean kernel release. We also have support for some new device drivers that came out 2 years ago. You just have to recompile your kernel with the correct command line switches, after configuring your make file and making the correct edits to /etc/fstab. By the way, if you screw that up, you are really fucked.

Q: Sounds good. So, how do you organize who is working on Linux?

A: Mostly we don't. We pretty much let anyone have at it with the code base. We figure at some point, someone who actually knows something about operating systems will do some work on it. It has to happen eventually, its like a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters. Literally.

Q: That's great. What normally happens?

A: Normally someone comes in and fucks everything up completely, but we don't know who they are because we never actually talk to anyone who is making changes to the code. We assume that if you are capable of signing up for a Hotmail account, you must be pretty good at computers and you should be a tech lead in a major open sores project.

Q: Open sores?

A: Yes, I am sure you have heard of it. Its free, therefore its good. Check out sourceforge.net, where bad project ideas go to a quiet and lonely death when the developers realize that 12 year old kids should not be SQA leads when they are constantly getting atomic wedgies because they wear shirts saying "Put Linux Anywhere".

Q: OK, Back to the topic. Whats a typical day in the life of a Linux developer?

A: Usually his mom wakes him up in time to catch the school bus, like 8:00. We encourage this because we want the developers to be well edumacted.

By the time he gets home at 2:00 (the Linux enthusiast does not participate in socalled "extra cirricular" activities, or worry about being "well rounded" and does not have a "social identity" or "play well with others") he has been beaten up a few times for wearing a "I GNU SPOCK" tshirt.

Then, to take out his frustration, he hammers away at the keyboard for a few hours. If the resultant code compiles, he will go ahead and check it in. Then mommy tucks him in for the night.

Q: Interesting. So who will be in charge of resolving the memset bug?

A: We have a nice prospect in mind. He has a strong background in manual labor and performing menial tasks. I'm not sure what his name is but he has a hotmail account, dAsUpAhZillAZ99@hotmail.com.

Q: Sounds great. I'm looking forward to it!

A: Just keep reading slashdot, where are the pimply nerds congregate. You may get assaulted by some homosexual linux zealots, but you will learn to like it.

Q: Sounds like fun!

A: Also hang out at sourceforge.net, where bad project ideas go to a quiet and lonely death among the other dirty GNU hippie projects.

Q: Thanks for your time!

A: Tell commander tuna taco I said I will pay in full after I get a real job. Then I will be back for another taco-snotting.

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Re:this is damned wide!

[Serial Troller]

Alas, my dear Klerck, you have failed. Your post is not widening anyone's pages. And you appear to be broadcasting your impotent failure all across Slashdot. I insist you quit this idiocy at once.

Re:this is damned wide!

[Klerck]

Try viewing it in IE!

Re:this is damned wide!

[Serial Troller]

...I am.

First?

[Serial Troller]

• 2002. Slashdot publishes 1,000,000th rumor passed off as actual story. The story generates 480 comments, 263 of which agree with the article, and 107 of which point out it's a rumor and are modded down as redundant. The remaining comments are all "first posts."
• 2002. CmdrTaco married.
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• 2003. VA Software bought by Microsoft for a cup of coffee and a donut. All Microsoft-critical articles mysteriously disappear from Slashdot. Bill Gates as Borg logo replaced with Bill Gates as God.
• 2004. CmdrTaco loses virginity.
• 2004. The WIPO Troll returns again, showering Slashdot in 45,000 copies of the same post: "Lick my crotch hairs." Slashdot, despite running on 18 redundant IIS/8.0 servers, buckles under the load. The term "Slashdotted" is replaced with "WIPO-Trolled."
• 2004. Slashdot officially shut down. Millions of screaming, unwashed geeks invade Redmond campus and lynch Bill Gates.
• 2005. Linus Torvalds and Anal Cox found dead along with six penguins, a tub of crisco and several used condoms.
• 2005. CmdrTaco rumored to have had sex again.
• 2006. CowboiKneel found dead in hotel room with 56 pizza boxes covering his bloated corpse. Three suffocated gay prostitutes are extracted from beneath his body as police remove it with a backhoe.
• 2007. CmdrTaco actually has sex again.
• 2007. BSD is still officially "dying." No word on when its demise will take place.
• 2007. CmdrTaco starts new weblog to replace Slashdot, creatively named Dotslash. Remainder of Linux users flock to the site and immediate WIPO-Troll it out of existence.
• 2008. CmdrTaco has sex with his wife for the first time.

Ugly towers

[Mattygfunk]

The quicker we get rid of those ugly cell phone towers the better.

Hope the wind doesn't pick up too much.

Re:Ugly towers

[grammar nazi]

The question is... What is really cheaper?

Sending up weather balloons to cover large rural areas rather than putting up towers?

To answer this question, we have to look deeply into the psychie of the average rural-area yokel. Does he prefer shooting up towers with buckshot or shooting down balloons with a high-caliber rifle. Which is more economic for the redneck? Will ammunition sales at WalMart effect this decision.

Is it cheaper for the phone companies to patch holes in balloons or replate a tower.

I didn't see any mention of this in their story. One can only hope that they took this into account.

Re:Ugly towers

[flewp]

Not to mention... what is the maintenance cost of each? How many launches would it take to equal the cost of putting up a tower? (if it ever would equal out)

Re:Ugly towers

[Anonymous Coward]

Actually, this isn't a replacement for mobile phone towers - the technology in those requires exact line of sight and wouldn't work in windy weather.

The article states that they're going to be launching lightweight wireless communications equipment to an altitude of 100,000 feet - a lower tech kind of technology that would work fine in windy weather.

What I'd worry about more are planes hitting the guidewires - most air traffic flies under 100,000 feet and something like a steel cable would easily bring one down. The nature of a communications grid means that these things would be quite close together - in plane terms - and in rural areas, so possibly on flight paths between major destinations.

Re:Ugly towers

[President Chimp Toe]

Er, sorry to actually get all serious on you - but I think on the basis of your arguments there is no option but to go with weather balloons:

You cant shoot them down!

There was a "rogue" weather balloon a while back, which two Canadian air force CF-18 fighters fired more than 1,000 rounds of cannon shells into it, and the blinking thing still wouldnt come down.
I really cant see some yokel with a blunderbuss even scratching these things.

Re:Ugly towers

[Anonymous Coward]

Do you know what un-teathered means?

Re:Ugly towers

[jo42]

The solution is simple. Stuff yer forkin' cell phone up yer wazoo. Thus removing the need for "ugly [cell phone] towers".

If you're going to steal "Turdballs" from me...

[Serial Troller]

It's GNU/Hippie. Get it right!

Very interesting

[t0ph3rus]

I am assuming that the wind at that altitude must not be as strong or persistant at that altitude. Other wise how would you keep these things from being all over the globe?? I could see haveing a controlled decent to keep them from traveling to far. However, that would seem like a pain in the butt to go chasing ballons around!!!

Re:Very interesting

[Sonicboom]

I would HOPE that these baloons are tethered to something, or are somehow kept in a certain area at a certain altitude. I'd imagine that "runaway baloons" could cause aircraft tragedies.

Also what if one was to come back down to earth and fall onto moving traffic?

Great idea... but I don't see it working.

Re:Very interesting

[Mode0x13]

WHAT IT IS, MAN! WHAT IT IS!

Re:Very interesting

[jnievele]

Wasn't there a story a few years ago about a weather balloon that had drifted into commercial airways? ISTR that the Air Force tried several times to shoot it down... but didn't hit.

Re:Very interesting

[gazbo]

"Space Data would use un-tethered weather balloons launched...

I know some people can't be bothered to read articles, but this is the first sentence of the submission.

Re:Very interesting

[TurboThy]

I have worked as balloon operator at the Danish Meteorological Institute, so I can tell you how this works: The winds at higher altitudes (10km+) is rather violent, often forcing the balloon to travel 100-200 kilometers eastwards (west is the prevailing direction of the wind in Denmark) during its ascent to an altitude of 30-35km. Then, at the top, the balloon tears (at that time it has expanded to a volume of 100 cubic metres from a starting volume of 1½ cubic meter) and drops gently to the ground, the torn balloon acting as a parachute. The kit is use-and-throw-away, so there is no need to chase the descending balloons (a good thing, because 90% of the balloons I launched landed somewhere in the Baltic Sea).

Re:Very interesting

[ibbey]

Not only is the fact that they are untethered mentioned, the article also contains the following sentence: "Although weather balloons have been used day-in and day-out for more than six decades, Space Data is the first company to adapt this very reliable system for wireless communications," he said.

Presumably, if this was going to be a problem, it already would have been.

Re:Very interesting

[Anonymous Coward]

Wouldn't there be even more trouble with a tethered balloon? Can you imagine a 30,000+ ft long cable anchoring the darn thing? That's just dumb. Weather balloon/future comm. balloons will not hang around on commmercial flight levels. Don't be silly. B'sides, those flight levels are in the jet streams for a purpose - hitching a ride and gaining 100+ knots for free! That's NOT where you want your balloon to be.

About the USAF vs. Balloon story - yup it's true. They tried to shoot it down, but it's too soft for AAM's. Using the cannon was useless - the balloon was at a almost standstill, wich makes you come in FAST, approching in a jet fighter. Hmm, do I see a use of WWI balloons for tactical bombing? Until someone re-invents the FLAK, that is ;-)

Another thing - this story is at least 4 years old. Maybe NASA just churned out some more precise plans?

Re:Very interesting

[Anonymous Coward]

magister mundi sum means "I am the master of the universe."

Re:Very interesting

[JFL]

Try "Dominus" instead of "Magister".
"Magister" means "master" as in "teacher".

Re:Very interesting

[Anonymous Coward]

If you want to see what happens when you
fail to address this issue, you end up
with jp aerospace. www.jpaerospace.com

Rockets, balloons and bears oh my....

Re:Very interesting

[TurboThy]

Magister Mundi Sum = "I am the world's teacher"...works for me!

Rosswell Technology

[HanzoSan]

Isnt this the technology our government was developing that everyone claims was a flying saucer(Including the Government)

Re:Rosswell Technology

[Com2Kid]

Uh, no.

These would be giant balloons (as in huff huff puff puff balloons, though in this case filled with helium, like at the circus) with some transmitters tied on to them.

Not exactly high tech, just thinking about an old problem in a new way.

(though the data transmitters are likely rather nifty)

Space Junk

[Technician]

Great, more junk to track as it fails and starts to return. Hope the commercial aircraft can avoid all of it.

Re:Space Junk

[TurboThy]

As you would have known, had you bothered yourself to read the article, the plan is to attach the transmitters to balloons already being sent up by the NWS...

Re:Space Junk

[Anonymous Coward]

how high do planes fly?
And think about it..
100,000 feet, I doubt a gun can shoot
5-10 miles into the air..

Re:Space Junk

[Technician]

Ever seen an 10 year old party balloon? I thought not. After they go up, they do come down. I just don't want to hit the repeater and batteries at 540 MPH at 20,000 feet while climbing out of the overcast layer.

Why my site is doen

[the_furies]

I have received several emails asking why my site, amigoatseornot.com is down. The reason is that, in the six months of the site's existence, I did not receive a single original picture of a person stretching open their anus. All I got were the same recycled images we've all seen a thousand times.

The costs of keeping the site up were just too high, and so, my dream of a site where people could see, rate, and chat about their own and others' stretched out anuses will have to wait for another day. Thank you.

We need to stop building flying saucers

[HanzoSan]

No Really

Flying saucers are cheaper

[HanzoSan]

They float around, usually about rural areas. They usually dont draw much attention, and would be perfect for something like this. Besides unlike ballons they wont explode, burn up, or any other unpredictable situation which can happen with a balloon.

Saucers could work

Re:Flying saucers are cheaper

[Doctor Memory]

Yes, but then what do we do with the "samples" collected during cattle mutilations? I don't know about you, but I don't feel the weather service OR the phone company can provide the kind of plausible deniability required.

Its just space!

[HanzoSan]

Why not just use our alien technology developed at Area51?

the ultimate in mobile linux

[Anonymous Coward]

penguins with cell phones

Re:the ultimate in mobile linux

[Anonymous Coward]

why the mod down? i clicked the link and it is on topic. someone metamod this comment please. check the comments more closely before you mod them.

Here's a printer-friendly version of this article

[Anonymous Coward]

For a text-only page, click:http://sci.newsfactor.com/perl/printer/16358 /

Variation on a theme

[Andy.T.BOFH]

On a smaller scale this could also be done with the advertising ballons. Im looking mainly networking using systems such as consume, however hills, and weather become a major problem in the highlands of Scotland. An advertising balloon, with an antenna, a bit of coax as long as the balloons hoist cable, and you have an ariel that can get nice and high for coverage, and be winched back down for gales and bad weather.

Im sure there will be many impracticality's pointed out in this idea, however, hopefully it will inspire some other ideas.

Re:Variation on a theme

[Gordonjcp]

a bit of coax as long as the balloons hoist cable

...except for the losses in the coax. You'd really need to put the transceiver up in the balloon too. However, a plain vanilla wireless AP is pretty light. Perhaps you could run something like a stripped down AP in a lightweight sealed plastic box, with power provided up the same cable as ethernet? Ideally, you'd use fibre to connect it, but since the maximum length of CAT 5 runs is around 300 feet, you'd be running into air traffic control concerns. I refer you to: The CAA's leaflet on Balloon Airmanship, which states that the maximum height a tethered balloon can reach is 60 metres (195 ft) to the top of the envelope. The loss in that length of coax carrying the 2.4GHz wireless LAN signal would just nicely kill all your RF...

Consider the impracticalities duly pointed out :-)

But it would work, to an extent.

Re:Variation on a theme

[Andy.T.BOFH]

How about if rather than trying to get the signal down a cable from the balloon, if an avtive (or passive) repeater was shoved up the baloon.

Though in bad weather, it qould be interesting explaining to folks that the network is "down"

Re:Variation on a theme

[hyrdra]

What about a kite? I remember getting my nice Into The Wind kite up to the clouds (or what seemed like it) when I was younger, and leaving it there all afternoon, or overnight to find it still there in the morning. Storms often brought it down, most likely breaking the string and not the kite itself.

However, that is really interesting. I assume a very high strength kite coupled with high strength string and a coax up the side with VERY good lightning and surge protection, and you would have a very good line of sight to 10's of miles away (limited by the curvature of the earth and your altitude?). All I would be concerned about would be lightning protection, kite stability, and signal loss from long length cable.

Other than that, it's an interesting idea. Anyone else care to comment?

Re:Variation on a theme

[MrResistor]

There are some legal issues with kites at any significant altitude. I don't recall the details as it's bee a few years since I worked in the Kite Industry, but it's an FAA thing.

Re:Variation on a theme

[ruvreve]

What about somebody (me for example) who comes along and thinks it would be funny to try and climb up the rope to see what they could see...and then when said person gets up to like 30 feet a smarter but meaner buddy on the ground cuts the line and then.....sail sail away. Sail away with me.

NASA's Helios

[Oink.NET]

Check out NASA's Helios which uses solar power and a fuel cell concept. They expect it to fly above 50,000 ft for 96 hours. ZDNet has a story about using it for broadband internet connections.

I realize both the weather balloons and Helios are just means to an end, but using these things for broadband internet would be way cooler than the US's second-rate cell technology, which is what they want to use the weather balloons for.

Re:NASA's Helios

[Oink.NET]

the US's second-rate cell technology, which is what they want to use the weather balloons for.

Doh, I didn't read the article carefully enough.

Space Data wants to operate as a "carrier's carrier," serving wireless companies that in turn provide cell phone service and other wireless communication, such as paging, to consumers.

So the balloon folks are also planning on offering "broadband" services too, and they won't actually be the ones responsible for implementing CDMA cellular. Also, CDMA may be better suited for rural locations than GSM.

Better alternatives?

[NewtonsLaw]

Clearly using free-floating weather balloons has a number of limitations and disadvantages.

Now we know that NASA has great plans for its solar-powered airplane -- including acting as a semi-permanent flying repeater-station, but I wonder if smaller, cheaper options might not be available.

For example... what about a much smaller (say 20-30 foot span) autonomous craft designed to soar thermals during the day (while charging its batteries and gaining as much altitude as it can) -- then revert to battery power and/or gradually descend during the hours of darkness.

If the energy required to keep these craft airborn in the longer nights of winter was greater than that availble to be stored during the day then they could carry a fuel-load to power a high-efficiency internal combustion engine (probably a very small diesel engine). Every week or so the craft would have to land for refueling and maintenance -- but that's not a big deal.

Just like the US military's Predator RPV, they could be programmed to land on a runway set aside specially for the purpose.

The cost of a smaller craft, particularly one that wasn't totally reliant on solar-cells, would likely be much less than NASA's efforts -- thus allowing more of them to be built for a given budget.

By using more craft, they could cruise at a much lower altititude than either the weather balloon or the NASA craft.

Using modern composites, low cost GPS, and other "affordable" technologies, such a craft could likely be built for less than US$10K.

Assuming a 50% duty cycle, a fleet of 10 craft could cover a huge area at a much lower cost than towers, and with the ability to dynamically vary the coverage area if required -- simply by repositioning the craft.

Ouate de phoque

[Anonymous Coward]

Is anyone else noticing that the posts are sorted from "last post" to "first post", despite specifically requesting an "oldest first" ordering? Assuming that you're browsing in the threaded mode, just check the time of various posts to see what I mean.

Is it a temporary slashcode bug, or a scary new hide-first-posts-at-the-bottom strategy?

-- a concerned troller

Re:Ouate de phoque

[Anonymous Coward]

I noticed this with my last post

I wonder if threads are juggled now as well, a la shacknews

Re:Ouate de phoque

[NewtonsLaw]

Slashdot seems to be having a spaz-attack tonight. It wouldn't let me post before -- telling me that the Post operation was illegal.

Then it kept dropping me back to the front page when I hit the reply button.

Hey, they haven't switched it over to XP have they? :-)

Re:Ouate de phoque

[Anonymous Coward]

Yeah, I noticed this too. I believe it's a method to deny the glory that is rightfully earned on Troll Tuesday.

Re:Ouate de phoque

[rosewood]

Ill prolly get hit with some stupid - mod for this but fyi

I just rebooted my xp box last week when ATI released new drivers and I wanted to squeeze some more Mhz out of my OC. Uptime? 4 weeks. My Fiance's XP box curently has a 2 month uptime and she does daily DivX encoding. He Parent's XP box has about the same uptime and that has apache running on it doing family picture serving. When new pics go up, it gets about 300 hits pretty quickly. Granted, nothing amazing but its work. Also, their son - my soon to be brother in law - uses that box as his gaming box.

I used win98 and 95 and still encounter it. Ive used 2k and XP. The whole reliabilty thing was gone with Win2k... at least for user and small serving

I have no experience in large serving apps so i dont speak of that

Re:Ouate de phoque

[Anonymous Coward]

2 MONTHS!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH christ, thats amazing with my Windows 98 box I've clocked up a fscking huge 4 MINUTES! I'm 31337 h4>0r d00d. Or something. Actually, no, I'm not but just fyi.

Small Black Dog - Forgot my password.

Re:Ouate de phoque

[uspsguy]

Gee, I'm not alone. I tried to get to the second page of comments on one article and got dumped back to the front page - several times, no wide lines like some are reporting tho.

Re:Ouate de phoque

[Anonymous Coward]

On the subject of Slash spazing out, none of you are alone, and it's not just trying to get to the second page. I had the exact same problem, however in addition to that, I tried to change the threshold on the scores and was dumped back to the front page. Also, http://www.slashdot.org/slashdot.xml hasn't been updating, and at one point last night, didn't even exist!

Let's pour some elmers on this puppy and put it in the vice for an hour.

reliability and clutter

[xtstrike]

im just wondering what the reliability would be, would things "ping out" or people get disconnected if they were not quick enough to launch another balloon? I think relibility is a big thing and with weather being incredibly unpredictable there could be major problems to overcome, balloons going off course, colliding with objects already in the sky. Its a good idea if we could predict with great accuracy the direction in which objects will travel and where they will fall (what goes up must come down), and with over 51,000 launches a year they may need to setup a "balloon traffic control center" just to keep a tag on them all.

Combine two (or more) necesitys

[rosewood]

While we are dealing with baloons, we could simply set up barage baloons around all potential targets world wide so no planes could be flown into them. At the same time, use them for not only cell phone relays, but ADVERTISEMENTS THE LIKES THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE! The adds could move like a ticker from baloon to baloon or could each act as its own billboard. Maybe even allow some X sport enthusiests to do base jumping from them if they can gym-class-climb up there?

Re:Combine two (or more) necesitys

[Anonymous Coward]

Doesnt a post need to be rated before being under-rated?

Fucking mods! They get crazier and crazier!

Re:Combine two (or more) necesitys

[Anonymous Coward]

I guess they've decided that capitals = spam

:-/

Re:Combine two (or more) necesitys

[Anonymous Coward]

actually ive been contacted by the mods in IRC

They are people that have gotten into discussions with me before and are idiots. They add me to their foe list so whenever I make a comment and they see the red pearl, voila -1.

One lump of fresh Horseshit

[Anonymous Coward]

Is better than a decade of Wired magazine. I remember sitting on the toilet, reading the November issue of Wired...They were doing the usual, glamorizing the middle manager, prostelitizing mediocre technology, hyping yesterdays buzzwords.

As I sat there on the toilet, I had to wonder i they would ever get a grip that the bubble had burst. A few months later they got it. What a bunch of losers.

Practical Concerns

[scrote-ma-hote]

The article states that the balloons were launched day in, day out. What about the poor weather days where the wind is gusty and fast? Does the cell coverage on those days get lost?

Over the summer (in the southern hemisphere), I worked to help launch ozone measuring balloons, (same idea, more equipment), and we launched them only in fairly calm conditions. A balloon full of hydrogen is a fairly scary prospect when it's getting blown around. Does this also mean a commercial company will be putting extra pressure on the NWS to launch in potentially unsafe conditions? Scary thought!

Re:Practical Concerns

[TurboThy]

The Danish Meteorological Institute launches weather balloons 8 places in Greenland even in winds of 60+ meters/second (35 m/s is gale force) and blizzards. The only thing that happens is that the balloons get stretched to ten times their original length, which looks quite funny - picture a guy in heavy winter clothing holding a 10 metres long light yellow sausage-formed object in snow storm conditions...

Re:Practical Concerns

[scrote-ma-hote]

That's pretty keen. One of the balloons I was trying to launch in like around 15 knot winds tore off at the parachute about 5 secs before launch. It was really scary stuff. Lucky we didn't lose the package.

Re:Practical Concerns

[Anonymous Coward]

A balloon full of hydrogen is a fairly scary prospect when it's getting blown around.

I spent six months in a weather station and launced ~50 radio sondes up to great blue yonder. One almost full hydrogen balloon burst while I was handling it and it was really close (10-15 cm) to my face. The hydrogen didn't explode. However, I have to confess that I was pretty scared for a moment.

The wind was about 12 m/s that day, if I remember correctly.

Re:Practical Concerns

[Gordonjcp]

The wind was about 12 m/s that day, if I remember correctly.

So presumably the hydrogen blew away and dissipated immediately? I wouldn't worry too much about it. Just don't let anyone smoke near the launch site...

Re:Practical Concerns

[Anonymous Coward]

magister mundi sum is incorrect. Magister is singular, but sum and mundi are plural. It literally translates to "the teacher are the worlds." Try magistri mundi sum and you might be happier.

Re:Practical Concerns

[JFL]

Where did you learn Latin? On MTV?

sum is singular, and mundi is a genitive in this case, not a plural ("of the world"). Although "Dominus" is a better choice in this case than "Magister".

"The Teachers are the worlds" would translate as :

Magistri mundi sunt.

Re:Practical Concerns

[wxnerd]

"The article states that the balloons were launched day in, day out. What about the poor
weather days where the wind is gusty and fast? Does the cell coverage on those days get lost?"

Huh? Balloons get launched at 1100 & 2300 UTC, pretty much regardless of what's going on
at the release site. They even have balloons made with thicker material for release into thunderstorms
or other hazardous conditions.

Anyway, now onto the article...I won't beat around the bush here. I think
that this company's vision is a retarded idea. These balloons rarely last longer than
2hrs on the way up to ~100kft. They might take longer to fall due to the parachute
(maybe 4-5hrs), but even then what are you going to do for cell coverage once your antenna is
laying on the ground in some rancher's pasture and there's 6hrs before the next balloon goes
up? That's not even considering the fact that the equipment could land be 150+ miles away
from the launch site! Plus you'd have alot of explaining to do to your customers as to why their
service is crappy when the winds are from the north or south and ok when they are from the west.

Oh well, that's my rant for now...in the meantime check out the upper air observing
sites around this part of the globe.

http://www.rap.ucar.edu/weather/upper/

Equipment re-usage

[z_gringo]

I wonder what would happen to the equipment? Would it be a one time launch sort of thing? Would it be damaged when those things come down? If not, How would they recover it? Also, it seems like they would have to launch a lot more of these things than they currently do in order to provide adequate coverage. It's hard to believe that this would be cost effective, but it is a very interesting idea. It might make more sense if they were able to stay aloft for more than 24 hours...

Re:Equipment re-usage

[Anonymous Coward]

If one of these transponder fall into my property, then by salvage rights it is mine. I wonder if this can be hacked for our own private networks.

Wonder whaat the enviro-mental-ists would say about all these disposible junk falling off the sky. What kind of batteries are they using ? Would the lead contents in the circuit boards cause problems ?

Re:Equipment re-usage

[benjymous]

I think the point of the article is that it's still cheaper to keep making new transponders which get destroyed every day than it is to build and maintain a proper relay tower

Re:Equipment re-usage

[z_gringo]

Yeah, I gathered that from the article. I just found it a bit hard to believe.. How much can it cost to put up a tower, and then the equipment is there for a lot longer than 24 hours. Or am I missing something?

What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[rufusdufus]

I was wondering that, so I looked it up. It turns out that after reaching a certain height, the weather balloon explodes from (internal pressure) and drops its payload. Usually this is a "radiosonde", a device which radios the weather conditions back to the weather station. The radiosonde weights about .3kg and is usually packaged in styrofoam to cushion the landing. Sometimes it has a parachute too.

Inside the radiosonde package there is also a self-addressed prepaid envelope so anyone who finds it can mail it back to the weather service. No kidding!

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[scrote-ma-hote]

Yeah, fun except when you launch near the coast in a prevailing wind. Then dream on about getting them back. Where I was working gave rewards as well, but because of the proximity to the coast, most of the ones we got back were rusted to hell.

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[Diabolical]

The problem is, what kind of damage can this thing do when it returns to earth and on it's way gets sucked into a jet engine?

Weatherballoons are usually let up in area's where commercial flight is scarce. If we want to use this technology for relaying radiowaves etc. this will change.. so we have to reroute all commercial airtraffic to avoid accidents?

I don't think this idea would be viable in real life situations..

A company will think twice if it faces possible liability suits when something bad happes during the descent of the payload.

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[tap]

Weatherballoons are usually let up in area's where commercial flight is scarce. If we want to use this technology for relaying radiowaves etc. this will change.. so we have to reroute all commercial airtraffic to avoid accidents?

No, the ballons are usually sent up at airports! And they've been doing this since the thirties, so I think if it was problem, we would know about it by now.

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[Minupla]

Wow! Now I know why they want me to leave my cell phone off in the plane, they're afraid it'll get sucked into the engine. Gotta stop flying Ultra Cheapo Class, but the a/c is nice out there on the wing!

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[toggles]

There should be no real danger, aircraft are usually flying at less then 2000ft in the immediate proximity to the airport and the balloon would clear this relativly quickly, so as long as the tower is informed of the lauch all will be ok..

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[mpe]

Inside the radiosonde package there is also a self-addressed prepaid envelope so anyone who finds it can mail it back to the weather service. No kidding!

Assuming it dosn't wind up in the sea, sand dunes, pack ice, etc.

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[mpe]

The problem is, what kind of damage can this thing do when it returns to earth and on it's way gets sucked into a jet engine?

Probably very little. If the device is small enough it might even pass undamaged through the bypass turbofan engines you typically on commercial jets.

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[jayteedee]

Actually the styrofoam has nothing to do with cushioning the landing. It is for thermal protection of the electronics and batteries. It gets REAL cold up there at 100,000ft and some radiosonde's use heaters.

Extra tidbits:

There are two major type of balloons. One is latex which is milky/clear and basically goes to altitude and eventually pops. The other is a aluminized mylar which RADAR tracks to get wind velocity estimates as the balloon ascends. The mylar balloon has a few hundred 'spikes' on the surface which help stabilize the balloon in flight and reduce the balloon induced 'tumbling' motion.

AMPS is the "next generation" of weather balloons and employs GPS to track the balloon instead of RADAR. Same mylar balloon with spikes, but not aluminized (so it can receive the GPS signals better).

Space Data is largely old Orbital employees which is also based in Phoenix (Chandler suburb actually).

I actually have a few friends that work at Space Data (as well as Orbital).

Someone mentioned the Helios solar flying airplane as competition for this balloon idea. Look at the numbers. The $15m a year on balloons and electronics wouldn't even by a Helios, much less maintain it. Solar cells, fuel cells, exotic lightweight materials. Nice science project that will eventually lead to something commercial, but not anytime 'real soon'.

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[Skuld-Chan]

My father used to do this in Coppermine Canada - they had return information inside their weather baloons - which they sent up twice a day. I asked him if they ever had any returned - and he said once - some guy found it and brought it back on his way through town.

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[mOdQuArK!]

Don't agree; common sense says that if a few birds are capable of damaging a plane's engine, then large weather balloon + accompanying instruments will certainly pose a danger to the engine's integrity.

Re:What happens to a dead weather balloon?

[mpe]

Don't agree; common sense says that if a few birds are capable of damaging a plane's engine,

Which is why jet engines are tested to withstand bird strikes.

then large weather balloon + accompanying instruments will certainly pose a danger to the engine's integrity.

No way is the envelope going to be any problem for a large fan made of high strenth materials. The instraments are not that large either. The only thing which could possiblt cause a problem for a jet engine is the helium in the envelope, it would take a very big balloon to cause combustion failure for long enough to actually stall the engine though.

W00T! W00T! W00T! W00T!

[Anonymous Coward]

Ain't life FUCKING GOOD!?

W0000000T!

[Anonymous Coward]

Ain't life FUCKING GOOD!?

I cannot get the maths right....

[AtomicBomb]

First of all, I'll have to say that I have no experience with either the weather forecasting or the telecommunication industry. But, I just find the number weird.

About 70 launch sites would be needed to cover the continental United States.
So there would have to be more than 51,000 launches a year at an annual cost is about $15 million.

That means they will release about 140 ballons each day. Firstly, I doubt whether only 140 sites will be sufficient to cover the entire continental America. Even if that's possible, it will mean that the transmission power will be quite strong. Commnunication engineers usually talk about the reuse of comm channals. What will be the implication of this?

On the other hand, $15M/70 launch sites approx equals $210000/yr/site. It seems to be a reasonable budget for reasonably large ground based relay tower.... I really cannot see the advantage for the alternative approach.

Re:I cannot get the maths right....

[Anonymous Coward]

The advantage could be the number of relay towers you need to cover the entire America - 70 could be not sufficient - with 700 (???) towers for $210K/site the budget is $147M/year.

W0000000T!

[Anonymous Coward]

Ain't life FUCKING GOOD!?

W000T! W00000T! W00000T! FUCKING W000T!

[Anonymous Coward]

Ain't life FUCKING GOOD!?

Imagine a..

[mDrop]

..nevermind, I really can't be bothered..

Re:Imagine a..

[Gordonjcp]

Has anyone else got the QOTSA reference? Wish I'd thought of it...

latency?

[Anonymous Coward]

Yeh I mean, granted theres a lot of problems with exploding baloons, aircraft, cost blah blah blah blah but what about the latency which these things'll have on data transmission? I looked into wireless broadband for my house and I read all over the place that the latency was worse than a shitty 33.6kbps connection. What would the story with these babies be?

Small Black Dog - I've for gotten my password

Re:latency?

[benjymous]

I doubt the latency of cellphones communicating wirelessly to a relay hanging from a balloon would be any different from them communicating wirelessly to a relay on a tower

I've been thinking of this ...

[Rolo Tomasi]

It works like this: you take a ballon and put solar cells on the top. You put your radio systems, etc. in a box that hangs from the balloon. You also put a fuel cell in the box. Water is collected from the air, electrolyzed using the power from the solar cells and the resulting hydrogen put into a tank. The hydrogen can also be used to make up for the amount that the balloon always loses. During the night, the fuel cell burns the hydrogen and oxygen to power the equipment. Because this thing will float at a high altitude, the solar cells will be very efficient (no clouds, very thin atmosphere) and it could practically stay up forever. This could replace most of the satellites that are just used as radio relays, and it would be much cheaper.

You'd just need a means to keep the position, don't know how the winds are up there, and if electric motors w/ propellers will be efficient at that altitude.

Re:I've been thinking of this ...

[Anonymous Coward]

It's ideas like this that are mostly responsible for people like you working at places like McDonald's.

Keep dreaming though; see that bright future? (It's only a dream)

P.S. I think there's a "Castlebin" needing cleaning if you have a spare minute.

Balloon transmitters - nothing new

[stevie-boy]

Not sure how common this practice is, but they have been used in the past to check out the viability of locations for land based transmitter towers like Emley Moor in the UK

LOTR an allegory of the PhD

[Anonymous Coward]

The Lord of the Rings: an allegory of the PhD?
by Dave Pritchard

The story starts with Frodo: a young hobbit, quite bright, a bit dissatisfied with what he's learnt so far and with his mates back home who just want to get jobs and settle down and drink beer. He's also very much in awe of his tutor and mentor, the very senior professor Gandalf, so when Gandalf suggests he take on a short project for him (carrying the Ring to Rivendell), he agrees. Frodo very quickly encounters the shadowy forces of fear and despair which will haunt the rest of his journey and leave permanent scars on his psyche, but he also makes some useful friends. In particular, he spends an evening down at the pub with Aragorn, who has been wandering the world for many years as Gandalf's postdoc and becomes Frodo's adviser when Gandalf isn't around.

After Frodo has completed his first project, Gandalf (along with head of department Elrond) proposes that the work should be extended. He assembles a large research group, including visiting students Gimli and Legolas, the foreign postdoc Boromir,and several of Frodo's own friends from his undergraduate days. Frodo agrees to tackle this larger project, though he has mixed feelings about it. ("'I will take the Ring', he said, 'although I do not know why.'")

Very rapidly, things go wrong. First, Gandalf disappears and has no more interaction with Frodo until everything is over. (Frodo assumes his supervisor is dead: in fact, he's simply found a more interesting topic and is working on that instead.) At his first international conference in Lorien, Frodo is cross-examined terrifyingly by Galadriel and betrayed by Boromir, who is anxious to take the credit for the work himself. Frodo cuts himself off from the rest of his team: from now on, he will only discuss his work with Sam, an old friend who doesn't really understand what it's all about, but in any case is prepared to give Frodo credit for being rather cleverer than he is. Then he sets out towards Mordor.

The last and darkest period of Frodo's journey clearly represents the writing-up stage, as he struggles towards Mount Doom (submission), finding his burden growing heavier and heavier yet more and more a part of himself; more and more terrified of failure; plagued by the figure of Gollum, the student who carried the Ring before him but never wrote up and still hangs around as a burnt-out, jealous shadow; talking less and less even to Sam. When he submits the Ring to the fire, it is in desperate confusion rather than with confidence, and for a while the world seems empty.

Eventually it is over: the Ring is gone, everyone congratulates him, and for a few days he can convince himself that his troubles are over. But there is one more obstacle to overcome: months later, back in the Shire, he must confront the external examiner Saruman, an old enemy of Gandalf, who seeks to humiliate and destroy his rival's protege. With the help of his friends and colleagues, Frodo passes through this ordeal, but discovers at the end that victory has no value left for him. While his friends return to settling down and finding jobs and starting families, Frodo remains in limbo; finally, along with Gandalf, Elrond and many others, he joins the brain drain across the Western ocean to the new land beyond.

Just another symptom...

[Alsee]

of our "disposable" society.

-

Re:Just another symptom...

[printman]

Tell me about it...

This weekend I went to get a replacement battery for my wife's cell phone. The cost? A mere $50, *or* I could buy a replacement phone for $39.95.

Someone tell me again why the battery (that comes with the phone in the first place) should cost so much more than the phone?!?

Re:Just another symptom...

[Mr_Matt]

Hmm, IIRC, the payloads of these balloons (called "rawinsondes") have reward notices on them, and are frequently retrieved and re-used. Not sure about all the details - it's been awhile since I learned about that stuff, but it's not like these are extremely complicated devices - I think there's a goodly number of them that use human hair to measure moisture, for example. Any NWS guys out there wanna back me up with facts? :)

Re:Just another symptom...

[Anonymous Coward]

The phone is *initially* cheaper than the battery because the wireless company subsidises the cost of the handset as a cost of acquisition. The $39.99 handset is probably for new activations only, or requires some kind of contract extension (usually one year).

It is too bad that they don't offer micro contract extensions for accessories. Something like, "Need a replacement battery? It's $19.99 with a two month contract extension."

Re:Just another symptom...

[5KVGhost]

They've been sending up weather balloons for decades now. They're a practical and environmentally benign way of gathering weather data. I hardly think that this is symptomatic of anything, except perhaps of clear thinking that gets the job done.

Helios... or, how to do it the hard way...

[Moderation abuser]

STRATSAT.
http://www.airship.com/prod/prod_home.h tm

802.11

[erpbridge]

Hey Cringely, when are you gonna put some passive repeaters on these babies?

http://www.airship.com/

[Moderation abuser]

It already exists, at least as a concept, I don't know if they have anything in production yet.

USAF is running teathered ballons

[thogard]

Tethered Aerostat Radar System does this with teathered balloons at 15,00 ft or so.

They have 12 and tend to operate about 50% of the time. They can carry up to 3400 pounds and are costing about 2.8 million per site per year.

One of these is sending signals TV to Cuba.

Re:Here's a printer-friendly version of this artic

[Anonymous Coward]

Come on, thats all you goat?...whoops, I meant got. My mind must be elsewhere. Anyway, I wanted a big hard penis staring right at me when I clicked that link. Perhaps a nice cumshot all over the camera and lens. To take that penis that's going soft in my mouth and lick cum off it and the camera... Ohhhh!!! I think that's enough for now. Oh do I hate clean up ;-)

Posted under the influence of hick.org/goat

Not feasible...IMO

[vortexf5]

I have launched numerous weather balloons, and I don't believe they stay aloft for 24 hours. They only take ~2-3 hours to ascend to 30-35 Km. I doubt they take 21 hours to descend...even when slowed by a parachute, which they all carry. Also, in response to the numerous posts about aircraft safety, pilots all over the world know that weather balloons are launched by weather agencies in most countries at 1100 and 2300 GMT. It's a big sky up there. The odds of an airplane hitting one of these relatively tiny objects are extremely small.

Another company doing the same with blimps

[Kwelstr]

I was reading just recently about another company researching the same idea, but with solar powered lenticular semi-rigid blimp platforms in geostationary orbit.

http://www.lvcm.com/walden/products.html#strat

The pictures look great, they also have cargo and ecoturism lenticular blimp projects.

Re:Another company doing the same with blimps

[Anonymous Coward]

The pictures look horrible, as if a 12 year old with 3ds Max was playing around, and, as far as I can gather, the pictures are all the company has.

The annoying stick in your head song for today is:

[Minupla]

Did anyone else end up with "99 Red Baloons" running through their head after reading this article?

"You and I in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, "Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by."

wtf

[Anonymous Coward]

Very nice moron.. so you are ruining the page for IE users = rest of the trolls while hippie linux zealots are unaffected??? have you become a traitor??

Re:The annoying stick in your head song for today

[Anonymous Coward]

Nope.

HAPS

[haunebu]

High-Altitude Platform Systems are one of the three different delivery mechanisms defined by the 3GPP for next-generation mobile services. The systems being designed around them go well beyond this weather baloon business.

It's amazing how little press these systems have received so far, since it would take hundreds of well-placed terrestrial towers or thousands of miles of buried fiber to provide similar coverage and capacity.

No.......

[RLiegh]

Really?

Re:The annoying stick in your head song for today

[RLiegh]

Not until you mentioned it. :-/

Now it looks like it's time to install windows and morpheus and so some video hunting. :-/
Hope I don't get stuck w/ the cruddy euro version again. YUCK. :(

Hydrogen Zeppelins..

[Anonymous Coward]

are much cooler, except for when they blow up.

weather baloons

[FireMarshallBill]

watch out, it could be aliens! never forget roswell! :)

Re:Equipment re-usage IP & Hackers

[Technician]

Would this be risky if hackers retrieved one? Think about it. All the PCS crypto IP delivered to your door. Do we want these out in the fields of America?

you're breaking up...

[stinky wizzleteats]

"..What?! Okay, I must be on a bad ballon, hold on... okay, wait, I see something. Lemme just drive closer to it... Drat, it's just a carnival. Hello?! Hello?!"

This will be great fun until the anti-cellphone nazis figure out they can shoot the balloons down.

Check out StratSat

[mikerich]

This sounds like an alternative to the British StratSat airship which is under construction just down the road at Cardington in Bedforshire.

StratSat is from Advanced Technologies Group and will sit at 20km altitude for up to 5 years, using photovoltaics for power.

Hopefully it will be a bit more successful than the last big British airship...

Re:Not feasible...IMO (or maybe it is)

[Anonymous Coward]

One of the major limitations to improved weather forecasts in the US and I would guess in the rest of the world is that we do not launch nearly enough weather ballons. Because our upper air data is so sparse( both geographically and timely) our models have a difficult time picking up inital conditions and forecasts are less accurate. If weather ballons could "break even" or gasp make money on every launch and there was a commercial reason to launch more often it would be a fantastic addition of weather data a very low cost. A great merging of commercial and gov uses for public gain!

Also I have launched ballons and they don't stay in the 2000ft general airspace for very long. They are VERY light weight and I have also recovered a ballon that descended by pure dumb luck once (at least I knew what it was) The parts are actually reuseable as well. The odds of this ballon actually hitting anything (plane, wild horse, telephone pole) are remarkable small. The only problem is that the NWS uses HYDROgen to fill the ballons, not Hellium. I think it saves money. BTW I work across the street from the launch center and we have a guy that smokes outside our front door. (across the street from the hydrogen storage launch facility) He always seems to remember to put his cigs out though.... We are one grass fire away from a good sized BOOM...

Re:The annoying stick in your head song for today

[treat]

The original German "99 Luftballons" is a much better song.

Whatever happend to Nena?

[swb]

Did the baloons lift her up and carry her off to neverneverland? Is she still a known figure in German/European popular culture?

Re:Not feasible...IMO (or maybe it is)

[Anonymous Coward]

Hydrogen isn't nearly as dangerous as everyone seems to think. It just got a bad name after the Hindenburg. What people don't seem to realize is that the Hindenburg didn't burn up because of the hydrogen inside, it burnt because the doping compound that they used was comprised of aluminum and ferrous oxide, and none of the doped panels were grounded to the framework. ferrous oxide and aluminum are extremely dangerous when mixed intimately, and the mixture that they had was extremely sensitive to static discharge.

Look @$$hole

[Anonymous Coward]

This country is currently embroiled in a conflict with the Axis of Evil, the last thing we need is you running around with your anti-war songs! If you like this song so much why don't you move to Cuba or Canada or some other Communist country?! I'm sure Jane Fonda would be more than happy to go with you!

Re:Look @$$hole

[thedbp]

Man, I sure hope this was some kind of tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm thing. Otherwise ... jeez.

state capitalism

[Anonymous Coward]

So the National Weather Service budget will subsidize this startup? You and I are paying to "get this off the ground"? I'm OK with paying for NWS research that American companies use, but this is corporate welfare, with the weather service performing essential longterm operational support. Will NWS also launch their competitors' equipment?

Re:state capitalism

[Xenolith]

No, this start up would pay the Weather Service to attach stuff to their weather balloons, saving the tax payers money.

Been done by ham radio for years...

[AmigaAvenger]

Check out the HABP page for more details, but this group and many others have been doing long range HAM radio communications for years using balloons. Stick some electronics on a balloon, along with a repeater, and you can get several hundred miles out of radios that would previously give you 20 miles.

In a library

[Graymalkin]

Wired this month is carrying an article about a similar idea using blimps. From the article the blimp stays aloft for like 3 years and carries a moderate amount of wireless equipment which can provide coverage for an area about 72km in diameter. I forget the exact altitude at which they hover but it is somewhere above regular air traffic and high enough to be safe from most weather patterns. Way back when Popular Mechanics had an article about high altitude airplanes (which has been posted several times on slashdot) that would also carry high speed communications equipment. I always thought it would be rather efficient to use airborne but not quite orbital space stations to relay radio traffic. You get the coverage or a space borne satellite without the inherent cost of lighting an explosion under its ass and launching it into orbit.

WarFlying

[technoCon]

why not put a 802.11b transciever in a weather balloon and run netstumbler on it?

A little more seriously, why not buy a surplus weather balloon, tether it over your house and put a passive microwave repeater on it like John Dvorak did for his "bank shot?" Might make for a nifty way to get community wireless broadband out to the suburbs.

Re:WarFlying

[cr0sh]

I thought about this myself - where I currently lived I am hemmed in by two mountains, one to the south of me and one to the west of me - both are about a half-mile away. I was thinking what it would take to establish a wireless link to a friend who lives to the southwest of me.

Fortunately, there is a nearby freeway, which passes between the mountains - and a cell phone tower is nearly in my back yard. I gave thought to a repeater on the mountain, but forest service is rampant in the area due to motorcross bikers using the desert for fun, so getting to the top might be hard and dangerous (rocks, snakes, scorpions, you name it). I thought maybe bouncing the signal off the cell phone tower - but thought that might not be nice - it would be too easy to pinpoint me and my friend. So, I gave thought to a tethered balloon platform - unfortunately, even that has problems - keeping it filled, in position, tethered, high winds off the mountain - and, one other thing - we live right under a flight path for a nearby (like, three miles away) airport.

So, wireless to my friend's house from here isn't likely to happen soon (not that it matters much - it was more a "what-if" experiment)...

Re:WarFlying

[Anonymous Coward]

burry a fiber with a mild-shielding (none of that heavy duty stuff, if it breaks, so what, run another) where nobody will find it. It would be even cooler to make a robot that carries the spool of fiber and sticks it into the ground for you. (GPS driven, of course)

Lets launch them Balloon into ORBIT

[slowhand]

Make the balloons of titanium, aluminum, etc. Pack them with electronics instead of helium/hydrogen. Launch them via rockets. We could call them... Satellites?

Just great...

[sirgoran]

Sure, some folks will get better, clearer calls, but I see danger written all over this. Knowing that "what goes up, must come down", I see the landscape being littered over time with broken and deflated balloons and rusting communications equiptment.

Nader and the rest of the Green Party will have a field day with this one.

Goran

Re:Just great...

[slashdog]

Just this many balloons are launched every day by the National Weather Service already. Most often they land in farm fields. For more info, try this page : http://205.156.54.206/er/gyx/weather_balloons.htm

FCC

[Anonymous Coward]

I would think that Weather ballons, running at high altitudes and changing position with the wind while transmitting cell phone traffic would require some fancy FCC footwork, and therefore wouldn't be reality much sooner than flying cars.

Oops...

[syzxys]

For some reason, when I first saw the headline I thought it said "water balloons." Doh!
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Re:Oops...

[Anonymous Coward]

(-1, offtopic)

Sounds like SkyStation

[anonymous loser]

This project sounds similar to the SkyStation project. I saw some conceptual designs of the airships for this project at Skunkworks.

American Flagg Media Balloons

[Mittermeyer]

This concept reminds me of American Flagg, an early 80's comic by Howard Chaykin. That comic had huge numbers of balloons covering Chicago. They were acting as a huge antenna array for satellite TV though.

Fun Facts about Weather Balloons

[Xenolith]

This map gives the current locations of upper air ballon releases. It also gives the winds and weather conditions at about 32,000 feet. You can see the strong winds that yank a balloon around. Two flights a day are launched from each fo these locations (00 UTC and 12 UTC).

The balloons pop around 100,000 feet, 2.5 to 3 hours after launch. The styrofoam radiosonde (weather instrument) take awhile to float to the ground, but are not in the air for 12 hours.

There are reliablility problems, balloons every so often ice up or pop prematurely... so they don't reach full height. However, I have yet to hear of a plane running into a weather balloon and crashing.

btw, here's me releasing a weather balloon back in 1992.

as if dolphins dont already have enough problems

[Anonymous Coward]

do we really want our intelligent marine friends choking on these things when they deflate and fall into the ocean? just so you rich bastards can talk on your phones from the bathroom at mcdonalds. for shame.

Only for so long...

[Acrodizer]

Pretty soon remote sounding via NOAA weather satellites will replace radiosondes. Helium is not a renuable resource, and the instrument packages sent up with the balloons are expensive, so NOAA is leaning towards phasing out balloons. 10 years from now the twice-daily weather balloon will be dead.

Re:Only for so long...

[Acrodizer]

Jesus... 4 years of college and I can't spell renewable.

how bout...

[Anonymous Coward]

a large kite.

maybe similar to:
Apr 2000 QST page: 49
NE2Q's Antenna Fell From the Sky!
or http://www.total.net/~kite/

communications equipment could be less disposible, lots of possible area for solar panels, im not shure about payload, but my friends and i built the kite from the qst article and were able to hoist a ~1992 8mm video camera to about 1000 ft with no problem. more stationary than a ballon, longer flight times, just another idea...

Re:The annoying stick in your head song for today

[Anonymous Coward]

you do realize that by "balloons" she means condoms, right?

Less than $10K?

[GPS Pilot]

Build an advanced unmanned aircraft for under $10K? I think that's a little optomistic.