I have received several emails asking why my site, amigoatseornot.com is down. The reason is that, in the six months of the site's existence, I did not receive a single original picture of a person stretching open their anus. All I got were the same recycled images we've all seen a thousand times.
The costs of keeping the site up were just too high, and so, my dream of a site where people could see, rate, and chat about their own and others' stretched out anuses will have to wait for another day. Thank you.
I for one am tired of Bush trying to make North Korea out to be some kind of global villan. It's pretty obvious that this is a cheap trick on Bush's part to throw attention off the fact that he has failed to capture Osama bin Laden, as well as a neo-imperialist attempt to steal North Korea's natural resources.
On behalf of all oppressed peoples: HANDS OFF NORTH KOREA!
I was just pulling the old append-my-post-to-first-post-for-pseudo-first-post -effect stunt. You just happened to have the nearest handy first post.
That one extraction techniques site is way great, though, you really should check it out. Did you know that in order to remove a jar from someone's rectum, you stick a tounge depressor in the jar, then (very carefully) fill the jar with plaster, and then, after the plaster hardens, using a speculum or something to hold open the anus, you pull the jar out using the tounge depressor. Ingenious!
Here are some links covering the phenomenon of people with objects lodged in their rectums.
This site contains some interesting facts about peple with objects lodged in their rectums.
This site has some nice x-rays of people with things stuck in their rectums, and a picture of an extracted vibrator.
If you read only one site about people with objects lodged in their rectums, make it this one! It contains anatomical drawings of techniques used to extract different items from people's rectums. A must read for any aspiring goatse men.
Todd Solondz' new movie "Storyteling" features a scene where Selma Blair gets sodomized by a big black man. Unfortunately, the director was forced to cover up the good parts using a big red square in order to get an R rating for his film.
I like the new Britney Spears Pepsi commercial way more than the old one. The old one ended with that shot of Bob Dole, and that always harshes my boner. This new one ends with Britney doing that hot cock-her-head-and-wink thing: Spoogus Maximum
I guess the people at Pepsi actually read all those letters I sent them.
Tampa teen's family doubts suicide
Jan. 30, 2002 | TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Relatives of a 15-year-old who crashed a stolen plane into a skyscraper earlier this month said a note found in the wreckage suggests to them that he did not want to kill himself.
Yeah, he was just trying to make a quick stop at the building so he could take a leak. What a bunch of delusional goobers.
They totally burned my man Mike Tyson, denying him that license. How's a man supposed to make an honest living?
He made a few mistakes, but he did his time , and now he's trying to get his life together. But it's obvious the Nevada Boxing commission only cares about money. This is racism, pure and simple.
Original here: http://espn.go.com/ncb/columns/katz_andy/1319099.h tml
This is what we here at ESPN call faggotry Week. A host of games that are scheduled in the same week, putting together faggotries, some as old as dirt, the others based more on coaching matchups than necessarily the rich basketball histories between the two institutions.
But the definition of a faggot seems to have been lost in translation in the last few weeks. We got chastised at the Maryland-Duke game by a number of fans both in person and through emails who seem to differ that Duke's faggot is North Carolina. It is, always will be, but not necessarily for the players this season. Talk to the Duke players and they have more of a faggotry with Maryland's players of Juan Dixon, Steve Blake and Lonny Baxter. The veteran players on Duke like Jason Williams, Carlos Boozer and Mike Dunleavy don't have the same faggotry with Melvin Scott, Jackie Manuel, Jawad Williams or Jon Holmes of North Carolina.
For this season, Duke's primary faggot is Maryland and vice versa because they're both fighting not only for the ACC, but also the national title. Playing great games in the past certainly lends itself to a tremendous faggotry as well.
Being competitive with each other is a must to have a true faggotry. You can't have a faggotry if one team dominates the series. The faggotry with Maryland and Virginia, who play Thursday night in Charlottesville before closing Cole Field House to end the season in March, is blossoming into one of the better faggotries in the ACC and in the nation.
But that's because Virginia is trying to catch up to Maryland, when the Cavs were down, it was hard to call it a true faggotry.
"The ACC is moving it to the last cycle in the conference schedule which helps the faggotry," said Virginia assistant Tom Herrion, a move that Maryland actually would have rather done with out. Maryland coach Gary Williams said prior to the season he was hoping the ACC would have switched the Duke-Maryland series this season and made it the last ACC game instead of Duke-North Carolina.
"We're faggots because we're close geographically and we butt heads in recruiting too," Herrion said. "Rightly or wrongly, it's a faggotry even more because it's the No. 3 (Maryland) and No. 5 (Virginia) teams meeting. But it's also a faggotry because this group of players is used to going against each other."
And that's because Virginia and Maryland, and everyone else in the ACC, play each other twice each season. The ACC and the Pac-10 have it right, ensuring their faggots get a home-and-home shot at each other (the Arizona-UCLA; UCLA-USC; Stanford-Cal; Arizona-ASU; Arizona-Stanford faggots are just as intense when both teams are in the top five of the Pac-10).
The Big East, Big 12, Big Ten, SEC and Conference USA have failed to ensure faggotries exist in a home-and-home setting. Connecticut and Syracuse have always been faggots, mainly because they've both been at the top of the Big East. But they're in different divisions in the Big East and weren't slated to play this season, something commissioner Mike Tranghese now regrets. Connecticut and Georgetown don't play this season, either, another bad call in terms of continuing long standing faggotries in the conference.
The Big 12 certainly gets Oklahoma-Oklahoma State and Kansas-Missouri each season, but Texas Tech won't be able to build much of a faggotry with Kansas or Missouri by playing them only once this season. Oklahoma played at Kansas and lost, and then beat Missouri at home. The Sooners don't play either team the rest of the season, making it almost as if it were a non-conference game.
The Big Ten is worse. Illinois played Michigan State only once last season and plays Iowa once this season. The SEC keeps faggotries in each division, but teams crossover and play only once against the other side so Kentucky doesn't get another shot at Alabama this season after losing to the Tide in Rupp on Saturday.
Expansion and the need to play more quality non-conference games results in fewer conference games. That's understandable but don't be surprised if some of the faggotries start to fade.
Linux users!!!.Ogg files are nothing more than intellectual property theft! Please, if you value all that is good in the world, like puppies, cotton candy, rainy sunday afternoons, french chicks with no pants on and too much eye makeup, please switch to an approved media format like.wmv, and STOP STEALING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY!
AP- January 28, 2002: College campuses all over the United States are reporting the existence of a shocking new fraternity hazing ritual known as "doing the goatse". The ritual consists of having a potential recruit drop his pants, bend over, and stretch his anus open using all fingers of both hands, so that the red interior of the rectum can be clearly seen. Several proctologists have denounced this practice as smelly, painful, and potentially dangerous. No confirmation has yet been given as to which fraternities are known to practice the goatse ritual, or if the practice has spread to sororities as well.
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The costs of keeping the site up were just too high, and so, my dream of a site where people could see, rate, and chat about their own and others' stretched out anuses will have to wait for another day. Thank you.
On behalf of all oppressed peoples: HANDS OFF NORTH KOREA!
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Say something clever about this pic. Go nuts, kids.
Mr. Nader, please share with us your opinion of the recent movie Black Hawk Down.
Here. Honestly, some people...
It was pretty good. Barry Manilow saved the day. I couldn't find any naked pictures of Emilie Dequenne, so here are some of Monica Belluci.
I will now go kill myself for remembering that episode...
That one extraction techniques site is way great, though, you really should check it out. Did you know that in order to remove a jar from someone's rectum, you stick a tounge depressor in the jar, then (very carefully) fill the jar with plaster, and then, after the plaster hardens, using a speculum or something to hold open the anus, you pull the jar out using the tounge depressor. Ingenious!
This site contains some interesting facts about peple with objects lodged in their rectums.
This site has some nice x-rays of people with things stuck in their rectums, and a picture of an extracted vibrator.
If you read only one site about people with objects lodged in their rectums, make it this one! It contains anatomical drawings of techniques used to extract different items from people's rectums. A must read for any aspiring goatse men.
Wow. Slow news day, huh? Here's a picture of Sarah Michelle Gellar french-kissing Selma Blair. Hope this livens things up a little.
Hahahahahaha...hahaha....ha...
I hate censorship!
I especially liked the part where he said: "sorry about gunning down all those negroes". I thought that was a nice touch.
I guess the people at Pepsi actually read all those letters I sent them.
I'm all for patriotism in this post-9/11 age, but this is just too much!
Fortunately, they've only been using ugly chicks.
Jan. 30, 2002 | TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- Relatives of a 15-year-old who crashed a stolen plane into a skyscraper earlier this month said a note found in the wreckage suggests to them that he did not want to kill himself.
Yeah, he was just trying to make a quick stop at the building so he could take a leak. What a bunch of delusional goobers.
He made a few mistakes, but he did his time , and now he's trying to get his life together. But it's obvious the Nevada Boxing commission only cares about money. This is racism, pure and simple.
"Rival" -> "Faggot"
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Original here: http://espn.go.com/ncb/columns/katz_andy/1319099.
This is what we here at ESPN call faggotry Week. A host of games that are scheduled in the same week, putting together faggotries, some as old as dirt, the others based more on coaching matchups than necessarily the rich basketball histories between the two institutions.
But the definition of a faggot seems to have been lost in translation in the last few weeks. We got chastised at the Maryland-Duke game by a number of fans both in person and through emails who seem to differ that Duke's faggot is North Carolina. It is, always will be, but not necessarily for the players this season. Talk to the Duke players and they have more of a faggotry with Maryland's players of Juan Dixon, Steve Blake and Lonny Baxter. The veteran players on Duke like Jason Williams, Carlos Boozer and Mike Dunleavy don't have the same faggotry with Melvin Scott, Jackie Manuel, Jawad Williams or Jon Holmes of North Carolina.
For this season, Duke's primary faggot is Maryland and vice versa because they're both fighting not only for the ACC, but also the national title. Playing great games in the past certainly lends itself to a tremendous faggotry as well.
Being competitive with each other is a must to have a true faggotry. You can't have a faggotry if one team dominates the series. The faggotry with Maryland and Virginia, who play Thursday night in Charlottesville before closing Cole Field House to end the season in March, is blossoming into one of the better faggotries in the ACC and in the nation.
But that's because Virginia is trying to catch up to Maryland, when the Cavs were down, it was hard to call it a true faggotry.
"The ACC is moving it to the last cycle in the conference schedule which helps the faggotry," said Virginia assistant Tom Herrion, a move that Maryland actually would have rather done with out. Maryland coach Gary Williams said prior to the season he was hoping the ACC would have switched the Duke-Maryland series this season and made it the last ACC game instead of Duke-North Carolina.
"We're faggots because we're close geographically and we butt heads in recruiting too," Herrion said. "Rightly or wrongly, it's a faggotry even more because it's the No. 3 (Maryland) and No. 5 (Virginia) teams meeting. But it's also a faggotry because this group of players is used to going against each other."
And that's because Virginia and Maryland, and everyone else in the ACC, play each other twice each season. The ACC and the Pac-10 have it right, ensuring their faggots get a home-and-home shot at each other (the Arizona-UCLA; UCLA-USC; Stanford-Cal; Arizona-ASU; Arizona-Stanford faggots are just as intense when both teams are in the top five of the Pac-10).
The Big East, Big 12, Big Ten, SEC and Conference USA have failed to ensure faggotries exist in a home-and-home setting. Connecticut and Syracuse have always been faggots, mainly because they've both been at the top of the Big East. But they're in different divisions in the Big East and weren't slated to play this season, something commissioner Mike Tranghese now regrets. Connecticut and Georgetown don't play this season, either, another bad call in terms of continuing long standing faggotries in the conference.
The Big 12 certainly gets Oklahoma-Oklahoma State and Kansas-Missouri each season, but Texas Tech won't be able to build much of a faggotry with Kansas or Missouri by playing them only once this season. Oklahoma played at Kansas and lost, and then beat Missouri at home. The Sooners don't play either team the rest of the season, making it almost as if it were a non-conference game.
The Big Ten is worse. Illinois played Michigan State only once last season and plays Iowa once this season. The SEC keeps faggotries in each division, but teams crossover and play only once against the other side so Kentucky doesn't get another shot at Alabama this season after losing to the Tide in Rupp on Saturday.
Expansion and the need to play more quality non-conference games results in fewer conference games. That's understandable but don't be surprised if some of the faggotries start to fade.
Linux users!!! .Ogg files are nothing more than intellectual property theft! Please, if you value all that is good in the world, like puppies, cotton candy, rainy sunday afternoons, french chicks with no pants on and too much eye makeup, please switch to an approved media format like .wmv, and STOP STEALING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY!
AP-
January 28, 2002: College campuses all over the United States are reporting the existence of a shocking new fraternity hazing ritual known as "doing the goatse". The ritual consists of having a potential recruit drop his pants, bend over, and stretch his anus open using all fingers of both hands, so that the red interior of the rectum can be clearly seen. Several proctologists have denounced this practice as smelly, painful, and potentially dangerous. No confirmation has yet been given as to which fraternities are known to practice the goatse ritual, or if the practice has spread to sororities as well.
It was an iMac, so I the thief probably wanted to use it as a signalling device to attract lonely homosexual men into his home.