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Star Wars Collector.....Guitars?

Posted by chrisd on from the dorkiest-dork-in-the-dorkville-band dept.

SchwarzePuppen writes "Fernandes Guitars International in association with Lucas Licensing Ltd., a division of Lucasfilm Ltd., is presenting the Star Wars Retrorocket Collector's Series. Based upon Fernandes' Retrorocket model, these premium Japanese instruments showcase stunning Star Wars graphics created by using a revolutionary computer controlled painting process. Check it out!"

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  1. Re:ummmm... by bedders · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I get a Star Wars knob, will it extend like a light saber?

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  2. Full getup.. by pinkUZI · · Score: 3, Funny

    Combine with this you could have a cool looking band.

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  3. I want my by Lord+Puppet · · Score: 5, Funny

    I want my Jar Jar Didgeridoo

  4. This is.... by President+Chimp+Toe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh man I can imagine Spinal Tap getting hold of some of these......

    "Hey, look man - we ordered a frigging 40 foot deathstar, not 40 inch. It looks like a glitter ball but without the glitter. And what the fuck are they? We wanted chewbacca's , not motherfucking Ewoks"

  5. Oh my... Star Wars condoms too (no joke) by JoshMKiV · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now realize this is coming from a lamer who actually paid a small pile of money for a sealed Tatooine Skiff... This is just insane.

    Have you guys seen the Star Wars condoms?
    This is no joke!!!

    http://www.toysrgus.com/images-misc/starcondoms.ht ml

    Although, I would consider one of the Star Wars guitar straps for my PRS... (I know, geek...)

  6. Message from LucasFilms: by BreakWindows · · Score: 5, Funny

    We really promise that thing with N*SYNC was just a joke! Really, look, we're cool! We're rockers! Check out our rebellious Star Wars guitar line. Please check out my next movie, so my daughter can go to an upscale liberal arts college like Sarah Lawrence. Don't make us go back on our word and release Sith fishnet belly shirts and "Moons of Endor" hotpants. We'll do it. We're whores.

  7. Idea? by skilef · · Score: 3, Funny

    Enhance it with a lightsabre and we're doomed to see another Kiss-movie..

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  8. (Han) Solos! by IainMH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Great - I can get one and play (Han) Solos at top volume! :-)

    I have been *fret*ting about this - to the point I haven't been able to *string* sentences together. I think I will go and *pick* one up... But I wont break my *neck* over it.

    (ohmygod - I have turned into Mr Atkins - my old music teacher :-p)

  9. "I met him in a swamp down on Degobah..." by soboroff · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone for a round of Weird Al's "Yoda"?

    "The long-term contract I hadda sign
    Means I'll be making these movies 'till the end of time
    With my Yoda..."

  10. Imagine if Darth Vader had a guitar in the film... by trash+eighty · · Score: 3, Funny
    how his dialogue could have been different :


    "No Luke, I am your bass player"


    "I find your lack of a solo disturbing"


    "The lyrics are strong with this one"


    "Jimi Hendrix has taught you well"

  11. What's Next by tiltowait · · Score: 3, Funny

    [Insert your own Spaceballs the Flamethrower joke here]

  12. Star Wars Sex Toys? by Wag · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where does it end?

    I can see it now,

    The Darth Maul 2-Headed Dildo...

  13. Attack of . . . by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Many of you may be aware that during the production of Return of the Jedi the title Revenge of the Jedi was used to mislead knock-off merchandise manufactures.

    Lucas has pulled this old trick out of the bag. Let me be the first to announce that the actual title of Star Wars: Episode II is to be Attack of the Marketing Drones .

    -Peter