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DragonBall: The Live Action Movie

mystyc writes "scifi wire has a disturbing piece on how Twentieth Century Fox acguired the movie rights to the Dragon Ball franchise. What is disturbing is that they plan to do a live action dragon ball movie! You'd think hollywood would have learned their lessons from such notable live action anime failures as The Guyver, Fist of the North Star, and others who's names must not be spoken. Then again, hollywood doesn't work that way."

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  1. PalmPilot the movie? by oingoboingo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who'd have thought that there would have been enough interest in the Motorola CPU that powers the Palm family to make a movie of it? Tron was pretty popular I guess...

  2. Live action movie? by alexmogil · · Score: 3, Funny

    More like DragonBall ZZZzzzzz.

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  3. a movie is not long enough by Cryptonium · · Score: 5, Funny

    A movie is barely long enough for one DBZ fight!!!

    1. Re:a movie is not long enough by The+Cat · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, the first movie is the characters powering up. The fight doesn't come until the second movie.

    2. Re:a movie is not long enough by LOTR+Troll · · Score: 0, Funny

      Don't forget the hour they need to allot for grunting, gasping and sneering.

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    3. Re:a movie is not long enough by MaxVlast · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean like "grunt...nggggggggghhh...gasp...grrrrrrr"? That's one of my favorites.

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    4. Re:a movie is not long enough by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heh yeah it took Freeza what? A week and a half to fight Goku or was it Gohan in that last big battle when the Super Seyan manifested?

      I was thinking GEEZ fight already.

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    5. Re:a movie is not long enough by Tukla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, it took at least four episodes for Namek to "blow up in five minutes".

    6. Re:a movie is not long enough by a+random+streaker · · Score: 2, Funny

      I told you guys once and I'll tell you again.

      Typical Dragonball Z episode:

      Overpowered bad guy threatens to kill good guy sidekicks.

      Best good guy sidekick starts grunting for twenty minutes to build up power. Overpowered bad guy floats there doing nothing. Splice in B story about Goku being somewhere for some reason.

      Good guy sidekick shoots bad guy, with varying degrees of success, mostly bad. Bad guy coughs, spits out something about his eye sensor not detecting such power, but that it was not good enough!

      Good guy sidekicks despair, then, tune in next episode!

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  4. Goku?, that sounds too weird, let's call him Hank. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are the actors going to be asian?
    I'd hate to see an americanized version
    by square jawed blonde gi-joe look alikes.

    Anybody play Street Fighter then watch
    the movie? The american always gets the
    star role.

  5. All I wanna know is... by Moonshadow · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...how are they gonna do the hair?!

    I'm going to go invest in a hair gel company's stock now...

  6. Exciting rumours. by Torak- · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've heard that Richard Dean Anderson is being tipped to play the part of an older Goku, with a possible role for Leonardo Di Caprio..looks like Hollywood are pulling out all the stops on this one.

  7. Requirements of any movie based off animation! by Romancer · · Score: 4, Funny



    Casting director must be an addicted fan and able to recite each charactors relationship to each other charactor. He/she must be given photographs of all avalable actors, not just super expensive ones that only resemble their part less than 20%.

    Screenwriter must be in the same room as the director of the animated version at least 50% of the time during production, the animated version director must be given a small bat with which to hit the screenwriter when in disagreement.

    The writer of the movie plot must be able to fit it within the animated timeline up till now. introducing charactors for the first time is fine, but no bringing back the dead and killing them in different ways.

    Special effects must be limited to the function of adding to the film, not becomming the entire focus of having 40% of the shots (like in Star Wars 1)

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  8. Couple Issues by xpurple · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are only a couple problems with this.

    Anime girls are far better ^_^

    Panty shots are just not the same with actors.

    Ever notice how real tits don't 'bounce' right after you have spent most of your life watching anime?

    How are they going to deal with tentacle monsters?

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    1. Re:Couple Issues by JonWan · · Score: 4, Funny

      Panty shots are just not the same with actors.


      Yeah there were camera angles in Agent Akia that would be impossible in real life.

      Ever notice how real tits don't 'bounce' right after you have spent most of your life watching anime.

      And they would be hard pressed to find an actress in Japan with breasts as big as Bulma's (that cound act standing up anyway).

      How are they going to deal with tentacle monsters?


      In Dragonball Z ???? Did I miss an episode. ;-)

  9. Re:Goku?, that sounds too weird, let's call him Ha by DA-MAN · · Score: 2, Funny

    I didn't realize Jean Claude Van Damme was American...the accent always through me off.

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  10. Re:Somtimes works by radja · · Score: 4, Funny

    what I remember best about mortal kombat: the Utah Saints soundtrack.. I can just imagine the discussion:

    Moviemakers: write us a song.. a soundtrack for Mortal kombat
    Utah Saints: OK.. *makes generic utah saints bleep-bleep music*
    Moviemakers: WTF does this have to do with Mortal kombat?!?!?
    Utah saints: hmm.. you're right.. know what? we'll just yell "Mortal Kombat" a couple of times.
    Moviemakers: ok, that'll do..

    //rdj *sigh*

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  11. DragonBall... by mgblst · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...a movie about a CPU? Or is this the new name for the remake of Tron?

  12. Re:Let me be the first to say... by danny256 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you mean: "For the love of KAMI!!!"

  13. Quoting another movie... by cardoso · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I have a bad feeling about this".

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  14. oh shit, by marijne · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm positive my boyfriend will make me sit through this one. And I already have trouble watching an episode without making cynical comments every 30 seconds on the probability of the story.

  15. You All MisInterpreted the Post... by dbretton · · Score: 3, Funny
    He said that 20th Century Fox aguired the rights, which, as anyone knows, means to drown in a large tank of water.

    Thank God 20th Century Fox didn't ACQUIRE the rights to the movie...

  16. Re:Heh. by M-2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, there's Charlie Sheen when he's drunk. But I really don't think that's what they're looking for.

  17. actually, we already have live DBZ episodes in US by xeeno · · Score: 2, Funny

    it's called the WWF

  18. Re:DragonBall No, Cowboy beebop, YES by Estevan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just FYI, I stopped reading this when she said 'nuf said.' because I assumed she meant it.