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dgris writes "ain't it cool is running a purported review of Epidsode II. Harry Knowles is claiming to have gotten a secret screening of the film while at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, TX. Short story: he loves it." Like the department sez: I'll believe it when I see it. After Phantom, I'm willing to wait a bit to see it.
And the publicity from this review is accidental too.
) Human Kind Vs Human Creation
) It'd be interesting to see how many humans would survive to serve us.
Yeah, I was just browsing through the film-schedule looking for interesting stuff when I found this
5:15 PM - Counterfeit Film
hmmm. Maybe it's a hint, or maybe it was just
7:30 PM - Made-Up
anyway I'm real sad that I don't get to see
2:00 PM - Sean Connery Golf Project
If that's not a box-office hit, I don't know what is (and I don't).
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This is not the review you are looking for. You can go about your business. Move along.
This isn't the movie I'm looking for. I can go about my business. I'll move along now...
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He probably saw it. I won't argue that.
But his opinion is crap ever since he claimed that he "cried at the end of Armagedeon". What a sell out. They were his site's biggest sponsor at the time.
I shit you not.
It seems like something, once upon a time, someone would have said about Sony.
--Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
And your evidence that this happens "more than most would expect" is that you "read an article somewhere"?
Way to stamp out those charlatans, chief.
Patrick Doyle
I mod down every jackass who puts his moderation policy in his sig. Oh, wait a sec....
Given that this is Slashdot, it probably will say "forcably."
Judging by the quaility of the site, and what I know about SXSW, I'm not buying it. I'm not sure I understand how anyone at SXSW would have acquired a copy, and I'm further uncertain why this guy was so cool he got to see it. If you look at the comments after the review, I understand why he threw this together. The people who read his site often are all applauding him. So he's riding on a cloud right now because he is "so cool." Ain't that cool.
And if by the 1,000,000th of a percent of a chance that I'm wrong, oh well. The guy still needs to learn to use a smaller font.
Of course Palpatine is evil, doesn't anyone remember Return of the Jedi anymore? (whas it *that* bad?) Who's that dude zapping Luke with the magic bolts of lightening at the end of the film? Could it be.. "Emperor Palpatine"!?
Oh...a worse name than Death Sticks? How about ATTACK OF THE CLONES?
In Soviet Russia, hot grits put YOU down THEIR pants.
This guys says he's seen a rough cut of episode 2.
Big deal.
I've seen final cuts of episode 4, 5 and 6!
And guess what? (SPOILER ALERT:) Vador is Luke's father!!
The details of the fight scenes between Yoda and the Count
What, are Henson and co. running out of muppets or something?
One! Two! Three!!! Three Jedi Hah hah hah hah!
Obi-wan: No, thank you. The force is my anti-drug.
Dealer: It's not a drug man. It's a performance enhancer. And a Gungan repellant?
Obi-wan: A what? I'll take two cases.