Chase the Rabbits

So, it's Friday night, and as usual, we need some sort of entertainment. Tonight's theme: fitness. Here's what happens when a computer geek meets a Navy SEAL for PT. It's not pretty. But does he learn? Oh no.

Comments

Re:The Meanest Geek, EVER

[ConTroll Freak]

You use Lunix?
Thanks, you just proved your 17 IQ which is typical of the leathernecks.

Re:Kind of Offended

[The Bungi]

I never asked them to do this. They're responsible for violence. I, like any good christian (or person, for that matter), abhor violence. I don't cause violence. They cause violense. Therefore, I abhor them. QED.

Here's a newsflash for you prick - you know the world out there? Outside of Smalltown USA and Downtown USA? It's very different from your pathetic Alice-in-wonderland everybody-happy-clappy xtian alternate reality.

If only they'd back off, it'd be so easy. I'd welcome any ex-military with open arms back into a faithful and god-loving life. While I may dislike them for what they do, I love them as God's children. Don't forget that.

I think they're all doing just fine without your love, but just in case, do book a flight to Afghanistan at your earliest convenience and wander around the countryside looking for a few. You might get a chance to ask them before they they do the honors and send you to your beloved twinky god.

Re:Roids

[davidmacq]

Only dumbasses brag about being mean and taking steroids. You can get big without the steroids, and they are probably why you are mean.

Re:You'll probably need it

[dragonfly_blue]

Jesus christ, was this so-called "article" posted because someone thought it was actually good? Or was it just because it's so goddamned long? Personally, I've read better journals kept by retarded middle schoolers, and frankly, this has no real reason to be on Slashdot. God, you guys must be just fucking desperate for new content, hunh?