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Chase the Rabbits
So, it's Friday night, and as usual, we need some sort of entertainment. Tonight's theme: fitness. Here's what happens when a computer geek meets a Navy SEAL for PT. It's not pretty. But does he learn? Oh no.
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A lot of problems similar to his are typically caused by the usage of an inferior sack or satchel within which one transports what we call in German "die Nüsse".
Perhaps, instead of making due with the sack provided him by his parents, he should have considered upgrading to a military-grade solution. Perhaps one similar to the one discussed here.
By all means, this is not a requirement, though it would go a long way towards increasing one's stamina and endurance. In addition, it would have the effect of bolstering the national economy during these tough times.
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I am a highly intelligent squirrel
People who shoot the guns are the people responsible for war.
I know it's a slow night and all, but Jesus Christ, do we have to post this shit?
Maybe you think it's funny, and I see the Foot so I must be humor, but this is kind of sickening. Really, how many people (innocents, no less) have been killed by all these uptight, anti-homosexual, redneck, blood-thirsty automatons.
Seriously, Slashdot is supposed to be about freedom and helping people. Not about killing afgahni civilians or watching while the Isralies slaughter the Palestines. Wonderful. Thank you slashdot.
It's funny, laugh. Right...
I read this article all the way through and all i have to say is wow i dont think i could do that i mean it is hard , i would like to do it but i am too lazy and dont have enough self-esteem and willpower to do it .. i give you alot of congrats .. cause i know how hard it would be to do something like that .. and i say . good job . and i really admire you ! I really do .. good luck with your life and i just have to say , keep trying i think everyone has issues with if they look fat and stuff like that . I think i look fat for my size .. but my dr says i am at the perfect weight for my age and also i am beginning to be able to see muscles in my arms and i am getting a 6-pack instead of a flabby gut and this is a person who sits on his butt all day and programs... (C++ , Delphi) but about 2 months ago i started to lift weights and run and do pushups/situps every day (20 of each) and run 1 lap around our school track .. and it is slowly getting me in shape i said earlier that i couldnt do that i KNOW i couldnt .. but i know i can and will do what i have been doing and try to at least stay in shape .. i hope i havnt bored you with my rambling but i thought i should show everyone who cared to look my little ramblings !
Yours Truly, Wes -- Owner
While the Military-grade cybernetic sack sounds like an ideal nut transportation device, is it still suitable for teabagging?
Would it cause abrasions on the teabaggee's forehead or tongue?
Would the moist environment of say, a mouth, have any effect on the performance of the sack,
such as causing it to short out and shock the teabaggee, or worse, the sack's owner?
C-X C-S
You've brought up some good points
And sometimes, every once in a while, I wish they'd call in airstrikes on idiot hippies like you.
That wasn't one of them. What a despicable thing to say.
My problem with the military doesn't really have to do with them, but with the cultural climate today, where nobody's allowed to even criticize things they do.
You will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Uniform Code of Military Justice
If the DoD doesn't sweep everything under the rug. Yes, there are plenty of cases where soldiers were punished for illegal actions during wartime; but there are also plenty of cases where everything was hushed up.
While one side attempts to negotiate in good faith, the other side is setting of suicide bombs in public places. Who's the good guy to you?
Neither of them are the "good guy". First of all, the current Israeli government isn't trying to negotiate in good faith; the only reason they're negotiating at all is because of international pressure.