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So, it's Friday night, and as usual, we need some sort of entertainment. Tonight's theme: fitness. Here's what happens when a computer geek meets a Navy SEAL for PT. It's not pretty. But does he learn? Oh no.
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There's no need to keep in shape. By the time the effects are going to be noticeable (read life-threatining) medical breakthroughs will have it all taken care of... I hope....
Actually, I DO run crosscountry...
I understand that life's not fair, just why is it never unfair in my favor?
geez, ya didn't even wait for the /. effect! Karma whore! :-)
mama, mama can't you see
how the army's debugging me
when null pointer's on the rise
I got to exercise my thighs.
"I only speak the truth"
Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
I am by no means an expert on this stuff, but wouldn't this mean that the CBDTPA would require companies to pay this dumb license... but what if the companies paid the company NOT to license the technology. Could that mean that the CBDTPA wouldn't legally be possible?
Maybe I totally misread that doc, I dunno. I'm not sure that stopping the CBDTPA would be worth the other damage this would do. But just for curiosity's sake...
"Derp de derp."
Thanks, I'm just depressed that it got modded up. I went on full-up psycho mode there and the mods didn't even have the common goddamn courtesy to bitchslap me for it.
I tell ya, I spend all this time whoring to hit the cap, just so I can go on an extended karma burn, and it completely backfires. Jebus.
They that would sacrifice their
Since most people reply to critique or disagree I just thought I'd throw in a hell yeah the US Military kicks ass
What did you eat today? http://www.atetoday.com/
Thanks, I'm just depressed that it got modded up. I went on full-up psycho mode there and the mods didn't even have the common goddamn courtesy to bitchslap me for it.
Defending a popular opinion (however you do it) tends to get support from the masses. And the moderators on SlashDot are probably nothing special in that regard.
The real problem is when this sort of thing happens too much. Then intelligent debate tends to go out the window...
I asked a question about whether or not this patent could stop the CBDTPA. That was modded down as 'offtopic'. I asked why it was modded down as offtopic (as opposed to being overrated if it was a stupid question), and that was was modded redundant.
I'm not looking to get those points back, but some hypothetical insight as to what i did wrong would be nice. Perhaps my definition of what is off topic needs some modification? I mean, I am asking about this patent and how it it could be used to stop idiotic legislation from being psased, but for some reason this is off topic.
Please, somebody seriously answer me?
"Derp de derp."
Okay, before anyone mods this down, a little further down I get back to the "body image" notions brought up in the linked journals.
;-) Best $250 an hour full service "physical therapy" you can get...
Former as in still in her early 20s former. 5'9, 110 pounds, a body that puts Kate Moss' at the top of her career a few years ago to shame because it still has all the right curves to it. And, only a profesional call girl could be so skilled in the arts of sex.
You can find any type of girl you want at lots of different price points and service levels at thebigdoggie.net. Just click on the board for the city or state you want, and read up. The message boards can be searched for past reviews of a girl once you get an idea of who you might want. A small membership fee gets access to "members' boards" and a review database, but I've never gotten a membership because once you learn the ropes you can find all you need on the public boards. Obviously, if you're in or near a big city you're in luck, but if you live in the boon docks or the Midwest you may have no one great nearby. There are a ton of escort ads on Eros Guides, but you need to research the girls on TBD first to see who's legitimate because many are scammers.
I do a lot of travelling and the best cities for finding terrific escorts are either of the big cities in California, any big Florida city, DC, and Chicago. New York City's top escorts are usually more expensive, which is why I usually don't visit them. I've also been to the Moonlite BunnyRanch in Nevada, where it's legal, and it was way overpriced. My favorite city to stay in on business is DC, because they have a lot of beautiful young escorts down there at generally lower rates--if you ever visit there, you must visit Samantha or Eve at Tori's Secret. I was in DC a month ago, and saw both of them. Eve is also a former runway model, and all the girls look better than their pics at Tori's because their photographer is an idiot.
I've never understood why prostitution should be illegal if it's conducted safely and discreetly, like escorting is. Streetwalking is a public nuisance--but some low-key ads and some internet websites used to bring consenting adults together isn't harming anyone; it's a public service, making for happier, healthier people. Even Bonobo monkeys engage in the trade of resources for sex. It's natural. Sex independent of interpersonal relationships can be a fungible service just like any other.
I'm a big fat geek who's traded long hours of work and his formerly less ample figure for copious amounts of money, and I use that money to really enjoy my life. I don't mind being fat. It isn't keeping me from doing anything I'd enjoy otherwise, and I'm not either wasting my time (subjective judgement, of course--some enjoy exercise) doing a lot of exercise (more work IMHO), or cutting out my cigars and fattening foods and alcohols, just to lose a few pounds and keep it lost.
Some people have to be thin to feel okay about themselves, but I'm here to say: bollocks. I like my fat white body. I love how it feels to my hands and the hands of others. I love how my fat jiggles when I'm getting a really good fucking with the girl on top. Why should I care if some people don't think I look good? Ideas of beauty have been mutable for most of human history. The Greeks and Romans loved hard bodies, and so do we. But a couple centuries ago in Europe being pale and flabby was considered beautiful because it was a sign of wealth and class, and in prehistory fertility idols were made in the shape of really big fat women. Rubens' women would be considered fat today. Marilyn Monroe was considered the hottest woman alive forty or fifty years ago, but she wore about a size 12, which today would make her a bit on the chunky side.
So, I'm not missing out on anything. I've got all of life's pleasures and enjoy them guilt-free, no petty worries about calories or weight or whatnot. Whenever I'm single I just buy sex the same way one buys any other service, and whenever I find a girl I like who's interested in a lot more than current notions of what most people think "looks good" that's great too. To quote *Pulp Fiction*, "It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye are seldom the same."
Love your fat geeky bodies, guys. They may not look how a lot of people think they should look, but that's just modern jock-driven elitist aesthetics. They feel good, and that's what really matters.
Chasing Amy
(We all chase Amy...)
"The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws"-Tacitus
Anabolic steroids only make your wang bigger if you take them before or during puberty. Your own 'proof' says so. And really, taking steroids during or before puberty is a very, very bad idea.