NASA Satellite Stranded
Account 10 writes: "BBC News has a story about one of NASA's newest and most sophisticated satellites. Launched a couple of weeks ago, it was supposed to have moved itself up into the correct orbit . Once there, one of its roles would be to route data between the ISS, other satellites and the ground as aprt of the TDRS (Tracking and Data Relay Satellite) project. However a fuel tank is leaking and it cannot reach its orbit. One suggestion is that it maneuver itself into an orbit where the shuttle can reach and rescue it - to repair it and send it on its way, or bring it home to be launched again."
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Wasn't there a recent slashdot story (in the past few months) about a budget sattelite put up for under 50k with a metal ruler for an antenna that's still working? I've got a 84 jeep bumper I'm willing to donate for the next communications sattelite. Hell, if they're willing to put my name on the sattelite, I'll throw in my old C64 to run it.
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1) Fire all the satellite's rockets to bring it screaming into the atmosphere on the 4th of July for one hell of a fireworks show.
2) Get Tommy Lee Jones and the rest of the crew from Space Cowboys to give it a good kick.
3) Replace the leaking fuel cell with a new one filled with Nitro Glycerin.
4) Mass-produce the same satellite and sell it in hobby shops under the name, "My First Satellite Set".
5) Sell it to the US Miltary as a target for the new missle shield.
6) "Fuck it, we're going to Mars now."
7) Call AAA for a tow. (or at least a jump-start)
8) Tell the monkey inside it to peddle faster.
9) Make up some ridiculous excuse to explain why you've wasted several million dollars on something that doesn't work - like a fuel leak from a damag... wait a minute...
10) Pretend everything's going as planned.
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Under the terms of the contract Nasa does not accept delivery of the satellite until it is in its final orbit. If it gets there Nasa will redesignate it TDRS-9.
Who launched the thing? If they can't recover it will Boeing have to take the hit? Not a good year for the airline industry.
hen is nasa ever gunna wake up? they shoulda been buildin moonbase by now ~ if nasa was an os it would still be 8 bit ~ the whole organization needs reform ~ split it up, separate the os from the apps so to speak i.e. let nasa contract out lift to ups or fedex, build a space mall .. nikey will come!
Well, NASA has 3 choices Re-entry, Retrieve and Relauch, or Repair.
The first choice, Re-entry, is just to give up on it (in otherwords, send it back into the atmosphere and hope it doens't hit anyone, or hit a target so we get free tacos). I doubt they will do this considering the astronomical (pun somewhat intended) amount of money they would have wasted on the whole thing.
Retrieve and Relaunch is probably unlikey too, because not only do they have to pay to send a shuttle up (although they can just do it on a regularly scheduled mission), but then they have to pay to launch it again. It would be pretty hard, IMHO, to snatch a sattilite, return it to earth, and relauch it without further damaging it. Plus, I'm sure it is more dangerous to land a shuttle with all that extra weight in the cargo area.
That leaves us with repair, the most reasonable option. Send up some guys on the next shuttle mission with Duct Tape (about $1.50 a roll, depending on store and brand). Voila! Problem solved!
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This is the story of the successful rescue of an Intelsat after it failed to seperate from its rocket and got stuck in a low orbit. It took 6 tries over 3 days for the shuttle crew to catch it.
The TDRS satellite has a similar mass to the Intelsat
The shuttle is designed to be able to bring satellites back. From the link:
The space shuttle is the world's first reusable spacecraft, and the first spacecraft in history that can carry large satellites both to and from orbit.
Now, whether it's more dangerous to bring back a satellite leaking fuel is another matter! I figure that they'd drain it before bringing it back though.
From the article:
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to an orbit that keeps it in the same position above the Earth's equator.
It's called geostationary orbit... duh.
The term has been around for more than 40 years, along with actual satellites in that kind of orbit.
I wonder how stupid the target audience for bbc news is. I mean, in a couple of years they'll call the traffic lights "color encoded traffic regulator at street crossings"?
Could it be all those bits and bobs of junk orbiting the earth finally have caused a major satellite to malfunction? I mean they've been saying for years that eventually all the little bits could cause loads of satellites to break up - but nobody believed them.
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Who is going to build the first satellite recovery robot/probe? As more satellites are being launched and seem to fail in orbit ,and/or die of age. Why not make a recovery vehicle that could park satellites in a low orbit and prepare them for service by a shuttle or robot. Obsolete satellites could be prepared for re-entry.
I guess engery is the only limiting factor...
Leaking fuel? As in liquid fuel? Since when can the shuttle carry up payloads with liquid fuel?
Following the Challenger explosion, one of the safety regs imposed was that no payload could have liquid fuel. This required the Galileo team to adjust the launch trajectory for the spacecraft to include 2 slingshots around the inner solar system.
"newest and most sophisticated" you just *know* what's coming next must be bad news!
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I must be tired, when i first read the second link, I read it as TRDS-1...and I thought, "Well, that's a stupid name for a satellite. It should be TRDS-2, cause nubmer one is something else...". Anyway, I've been up all night long it's 6:30 in the AM and my shift is almost over.
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In other news, Pioneer 10 is still going strong. It seems the more complicated and sophisticated we try to make things, the more prone to breakage they become.
I draw slashdot's attention to the fact that the story was originally broken by Keith Cowing's excellent NASA Watch web page. I expect that they will get the bird to GEO, although Space Command doesn't seem to have issued any new orbital data for it in several days.
Made by the US Naval Academy. Launch was at 0240z 30 Sept 2001 http://www.ew.usna.edu/~bruninga/pcsat.html
Maybe the military can use it as target practice for their anti-satellite tests. They've done so well with those rigged tests maybe a mislaunched satellite would resemble something launched from a "rogue nation"
I didn't think it was funny either.
Well it would have worked only if a gallon is less than a litre(liter). But a gallon is 4.5 liters, so the engineer had actually put more fuel than needed. Altough that would explain it being overweight and not managing to reach its destination.
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Bogasity's link was a press release from before the attempted slingshot; it worked.
I work in the aerospace industry. It's not NASA that needs convincing. It's President Bush. He has cut funding severely on some NASA programs like the International Space Station, where that the U.S. will not even be keeping its promises to its partners. The Pluto-Kuiper Express and Solar Probe were both cancelled due to his budget. He cut $207 million from the overall budget of NASA's Earth Science program, which uses satellites to study the effects of natural and human-induced changes on the global environment. (I worked on one of the satellites associated with that program and the satellite is now mothballed at my company.)
If you want rockets to be used in weapons, elect a Republican President. If you want rockets to be used for space exploration and science, elect a Democrat. Just look at history. It was Kennedy who saw space exploration as a source of national pride. He pushed the Apollo program. It was Nixon who cut Apollo short by three landings and basically gutted NASA. Nixon ignored the recommendatons for Mars explorations made by his own task force. He only agreed to fund the development of the space shuttle because it would "bring the price of going into space down".
Reagan pushed NASA and the shuttle into ever-increasing military roles, launching military satellites and contributing to the "Star Wars" efforts. In addition, the Reagan administration directed NASA to cancel one of its ongoing space science missions (the the International Solar Polar mission), and seriously considered terminating the entire solar system exploration program and transferring the Jet Propulsion Laboratory to some other government agency.
Of course, when the main thrust of an administration is tax cuts for the wealthy, it's not surprising when funding for NASA suffers.
Anyone know if this has ever been NASA's intention?
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Does anyone remember a couple years back when they were launching the Cassini satellite? There was a huge movement to stop the launch because the Cassini had radioactive fuel, which in an accident above the earth (either in the initial launch or the "boomerang" across the planet) could potentially threaten millions of earth lives for centuries to come.
NASA at the time said that there were safety features that made an accident virtually impossible.
I wonder now, considering the fuckups w/the various Mars missions and this $825m satellite, whether they should be allowed to continue using plutonium fuel...
Thoughts? Are these protesters paranoid or do they have a valid point?
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As someone who thinks the key to space exploration is stepping into space and building a number of craft for a number of things this could have been avoided.
There would be errors with satellites and maybe even the ISS, but shouldn't there be other craft with available resources?
Colonize space, don't just send up a few metal boxes.
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If the Soviets could make robot frieghters dock with Mir, why can't someone make a robot tug just large enough to fly to high orbit satellites like this, and tow them down to where the shuttle can retrieve them?
We don't want to make robot frieghters because robot heros aren't as sexy as human heros. If we send a cool, new design shuttle up and have humans floating around, we can make a movie out of it. OTOH, who the hell made a movie about the Soviet frieghters? So I say ffft to your frieghters!
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