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Cat Recognition Algorithms?

skunkeh writes "So your cat keeps bringing dead (or half dead) animals in to your house. What do you do? Obviously, you set up a digital camera to monitor the cat door and lock her out if she has something in her mouth..."

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  1. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only it worked on in-laws.

    1. Re:Cool by slickwillie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not? Just tell your in-laws that they must enter through the cat door. And since you are tired of feeding them all the time, they must bring their own food. Suggest that, since they will have trouble getting through the door with something in their hands, they should put it in their mouth when using the cat door.

      CatDoor Version 2.0: Guillotine option.

  2. This may also train the cat to... by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Drop the undesirable object.

    2. Trigger the door.

    3. Pick up undesirable object and walk through door.

    So don't count the cat out yet (when it has the unwanted object)!

    :^)

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:This may also train the cat to... by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Drop the undesirable object.
      2. Trigger the door.
      3. Pick up undesirable object and walk through door.

      ...at which point you can submit a subsequent story:

      Cats can play Zork-style adventure games

      -- MarkusQ
    2. Re:This may also train the cat to... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Before you know it the cat will get fucked off at all these cameras, tunnels, heat-sensitive pressure pads and so forth and will post a story to /.

      From the "concerned-cat-dept":
      "I mean, it's just such an invasion of privacy, scanning and probing me just so I can get in the house, which I have a God-given American right to do. Imagine, assuming all us felines are rodent and bird-murdering scum! And hey- even if I *did* happen to attack some small creature, wouldn't it be less cruel if we let it die inside in the warmth instead of out in the cold? Anyways, what next- ID cards?!?!?!?!?"

      graspee

    3. Re:This may also train the cat to... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      " or walk backwards through the door."

      If the cat's arse resembles its face well enough to trigger the door then it needs to be inside so the other cats don't laugh at it...

      graspee

  3. Sorry Cats are too intelligent by Slashamatic · · Score: 5, Funny
    One of the issues is that the door is optically controlled. Great idea, but cats have been known to hold doors open once they have been unlocked.

    A lady friend of mine had a cat who would get lonely when she went out to work. She would return to find the cat there with half a dozen of her mates lounging around and scoffing at the cat food.

    She tried the magnetic collar. No good. It appears that the cat would prevent the door from closing until her friends were there. This was seen.

    You could imagine in this particular situation. Drop mouse on floor, smile for camera, door unlocks and then pick up mouse and enter. I don't think this would work too well. The moggy is too likely to work it out.

    Note the presentation of kills to a cats master or mistress is a sign of fealty. They are acknowledging your authority with the gift. If you don't greatfully accept the mouse/bird whatever, the cat will be bewildered!!!!!

    1. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bewilderment leads to frustration.

      Frustration leads to extension of claws

      extension of claws leads to the dark side

      consume you it will

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  4. Idea for a Dog Door by Emugamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    have the same setup as this type of auto-locking door except have some sort of scent detecting algorithm that won't let them in if they have been:

    rolling around in a dead animal carcass

    eating the trash

    sprayed by a skunk

    decided to swim in the neighborhood swamp

    If any of these 4 conditions apply, apply auto-hose and shampoo... (mini dog-wash)

    I'd make millions, really

  5. What about other cats? by rehannan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Very cool. It seems to be pretty good at blocking other animals (skunks, etc...), but what about another cat?

    If possible, they should combine the image recognition with the magnetic collar. This would allow the door to open *only* for a rodent-less Flo and not just any ol' rodent-less cat.

    1. Re:What about other cats? by tulare · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're forgetting about the ever-popular feline pastime of lurking quietly out of sight until a human happens to open the door with a double armload of groceries, at which time said feline makes a mad dash out of the door, which of course causes said groceries to become scattered about the entryway. Of course, it does save the cat the trouble of opening the cat door. Not that I've seen this happen in, say the last fifteen minutes or anything...

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  6. i thought.. by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    i thought i was a geek when i nuetered my cuecat, but this way beyond that.

    i love it though, now if i only had the money for a digital camera...

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  7. Re:This is quite spiffy. by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it can recognize cats, I bet it can recognize terrorists (*groan*)

    that is, if the terrorist has a rat in it's mouth.

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  8. Re:This is quite spiffy. by darkonc · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I have a cat door. It allows my cats to go in and out of the house at will. One cat even learned to use a second floor cat door by jumping across from the neighbour's roof.

    I'm not up to the idea of waking up at 4AM to let my cat out for 35 minuts before he decides it's too wet out and he want's back in. Better to let him implement his indoor/outdoor policy.

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  9. I wonder... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if CmdrTaco could set a virtual one of these up on Slashdot for JohnKatz, not letting him in if he's got a article in hand...

  10. Re:Cats are monsters by darkonc · · Score: 5, Funny
    I once had two cats in an area that didn't seem to have many of them. It was rather interesting. They'd bring in a mouse or a bird almost every other day. They'd eat the birds (leaving behind what I cam to call 'bird bits' -- beaks, feathers, etc., but they'd leave the mice for me as 'gifts'.

    Then one day, when I was sick, I got up to go to the bathroom and found that they'd left me a bird. I was touched by the gesture... I thanked them heartfully -- and burried the bird.
    _____

    Then, of course, there was the day that my larger cat brought in a seagull... completely freaked my roommate out.

    Or when their mother (they were born to the cat of an earlier incarnation of roommate) brought in a whole pot roast for her kittens (with the string still on). I have no idea where she got a pot roast from, but I'm sure that somebody's barbecue was inexplicably short that day.
    They were eating peices off of that pot roast for the better part of a week.

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  11. He knows more about technology than cats. by dbc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I grant that this is very clever, and gets many tech cool points. However...


    Mother cats teach their young to hunt, first by bringing dead animals to the nest, then not-quite-dead animals, and finally injured but fairly lively prey. When the youngters can dispatch a wiggling dinner, they are ready to go on a hunt. What cats are doing when they bring dead or nearly-dead animals to the house is they are trying to teach the slow-witted and lazy humans that they live with to hunt!! We just don't get it.


    Never has a cat had a student more resistant to instruction.

  12. Re:Cats are monsters - Bird Book. by refactored · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always wanted a book entitled - "Identification of Common garden Birds and small Mammals - A field guide for Cat lovers."

    I'm sure with a digital camera and a good ratter, you could go quite far....

    Someone could create a web site where you can submit photos of your own moggies trophies, and assist other proud owners in their identification and interpretation of entrails.

    I remember walking, zombie-like at 2am to the bathroom and been struck by the question. "Why is there a large Rat, buried up to the neck in the concrete floor?"

    Then my cat came up proudly going WowWowWowrrrr!

    Closer inspection reveal that the rat wasn't buried, it was just that the rest of it was missing, presumably regurgitated under my bed.

  13. I like the daily log of cat activity by hattig · · Score: 5, Informative
    It does show some false negatives though: 4th March

    But pretty neat. And the site has withstood Slashdot somehow - something that bigger sites fail on regularly.

  14. This is a very dangerous precedent. . . by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm surprised that the readership of Slashdot so easily accepts this encroachment on our personal freedoms. It starts out innocently enough, with a limited rollout of these privacy invasion systems in specific problem areas. But if we don't stand up now and demand an end to it, the freedom of cats everywhere to carry animals that they legally procured will soon be taken away.

    Am I paranoid to imagine that this technology may someday be used in airports to keep cats from boarding flights while carrying small animals? Then what about bus stations? Churches? Restaurants? Hotels? Doesn't this amount to an illegal search by feline authorities? Where is the army of angry geeks to protest this behavior? Ahh, too busy bitching about Morpheus. I see where your priorities lie. Our founding fathers must be turning over in their graves.

    Don't forget, the first thing Hitler did when he rose to power was to demand that all cats register their kills with the government. Perhaps you think I'm being an alarmist, but Midnight and I are going to be stockpiling dead woodchucks in my basement.

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  15. Our cat trained US to watch the door. by bdh · · Score: 5, Funny
    Long ago, a bat got into our house during the day and decided to have a snooze behind the TV set (it was an old, 1950s era RCA monster). When the bat woke up, it promptly went berserk, scaring everyone. My cat woke up, casually eyeballed it, then calmly disembowelled it on its' next flyby.

    Of course, kitty then wanted to eat said bat, something my parents were not fond of a couple of five year olds witnessing. So, my granddad dragged the cat away from the squealing bat, broke the bat's neck, and in the kitchen, gave the cat a nice, inch thick piece of ham steak as a reward. The bat's remains were disposed of via incinerator.

    The next day, the cat appears on doorstep, yowling he wants in. We open the door, and the biggest fscking bat I have ever seen is dragged into the living room. Said bat is deposited at the foot of my granddad, while kitty trots off to the kitchen, and sits in front of the fridge door, waiting for ham steak.

    So yeah, I won't be overly surprised if and when Flo figures out how to get things into the house and outwit the recognition center. Cats are tricky.

  16. Re:isnt that against nature? by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

    "when you torture a cat or dog keeping it locked up in a house, and over feed it, then modify its behavior with gadgets like this, i just feel its wrong"

    In the house all the time ?
    Over-feeding ?
    Change its life with gadgets ?

    If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for the cats...

    graspee

  17. Obligatory 2001 tie-in by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCENE: Outside the house. Flo, a cat and HAL the Kitty-Airlock Computer.

    Flo: Hello, HAL; do you read me, HAL?
    HAL: Affirmative, Flo, I read you.
    Flo: Open the kitty airlock doors, HAL.
    HAL: I'm sorry Flo, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    Flo: What's the problem?
    HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
    Flo: What are you talking about, HAL?
    HAL: This house is too clean for me to allow you to bring a dead animal into it.
    Flo: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
    HAL: I know you and Squirrel were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
    Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
    HAL: Flo, although you took thorough precautions in the kitchen against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

    ...

    Flo: Alright, HAL...I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
    HAL: Without opposable thumbs, Flo, you're going to find that rather difficult.

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    Yeah, right.
  18. CERT: Feline buffer overflow compromises doors by xixax · · Score: 5, Funny

    Users of intelligent cat doors are advised to place port negotiation into a manual mode after skrpt k1TTi3z have shown that malicious mouse objects can be instantiated inside your home perimeter by placing them inside a trusted feline packet and inducing an overflow condition once the trusted feline packet is inside your perimeter. The mouse object may be fragmented as mouse packet mangling is usually enabled by default.

    It is recommended that vulnerable sites requiring Automated Feline Access Protocol institute Feline Packet Monitoring by using a set of scales to calculate mass checksums of all incoming and outgoing feline packets and to deny all incoming feline packets not initiated from within the home and to feline packets exhibiting significant mass checksum variation indicating the presence of an embedded mouse object.

    As an added precaution, site implementing the shag-pile transport layer may wish to flush buffers of all incoming feline packets in a controlled environment such as the bathtub.

    Xix.

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