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Cat Recognition Algorithms?

skunkeh writes "So your cat keeps bringing dead (or half dead) animals in to your house. What do you do? Obviously, you set up a digital camera to monitor the cat door and lock her out if she has something in her mouth..."

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  1. This is quite spiffy. by dotderf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great application of technology! If it can recognize cats, I bet it can recognize terrorists (*groan*) But practically speaking, why not just get up and let the cat in?

    1. Re:This is quite spiffy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > But practically speaking, why not just get up and let the cat in?

      The whole point is to *not* let the cat in if the cat's brought home a little ..present.. for you.

    2. Re:This is quite spiffy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the issue is that cats often want to get into the house at times when the occupants are asleep or unavailable, and finding a dead animal lying in your living room in the morning is no fun. This is a fairly simple application of the technology, but one that thousands of cat owners can certainly appreciate.

    3. Re:This is quite spiffy. by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it can recognize cats, I bet it can recognize terrorists (*groan*)

      that is, if the terrorist has a rat in it's mouth.

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    4. Re:This is quite spiffy. by darkonc · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I have a cat door. It allows my cats to go in and out of the house at will. One cat even learned to use a second floor cat door by jumping across from the neighbour's roof.

      I'm not up to the idea of waking up at 4AM to let my cat out for 35 minuts before he decides it's too wet out and he want's back in. Better to let him implement his indoor/outdoor policy.

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    5. Re:This is quite spiffy. by interiot · · Score: 2

      The cat gets to go in and out 10 times a day... eg. the cat gets to be comfortable and happy even when the humans have to leave for a while.

    6. Re:This is quite spiffy. by RickHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Airport Security: "Excuse me sir, can you step infront of this camera? Yes, thanks. Now, please hold this in your mouth...."

      And you thought boarding a flight was a pain now!

    7. Re:This is quite spiffy. by JDizzy · · Score: 2

      So how should they program in the recognition of "a pot of gold and rumplestiltskins" in the cats mouth?? Thats a good idea though, to maybe use this to teach the cats what you, the master, wants the cat to bring you.

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  2. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only it worked on in-laws.

    1. Re:Cool by slickwillie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not? Just tell your in-laws that they must enter through the cat door. And since you are tired of feeding them all the time, they must bring their own food. Suggest that, since they will have trouble getting through the door with something in their hands, they should put it in their mouth when using the cat door.

      CatDoor Version 2.0: Guillotine option.

  3. wouldn't it be nice by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 4, Funny

    wouldn't it be nice to have that much free time? =P

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  4. Re:The words by pgrote · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're kidding, right?

    This isn't just some cobbled hack. This is really solid use of image recognition in daily life.

  5. We finally catch up... by cethiesus · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's about time we started monitoring those cats. They've been doing it to us for too long....

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  6. This may also train the cat to... by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Drop the undesirable object.

    2. Trigger the door.

    3. Pick up undesirable object and walk through door.

    So don't count the cat out yet (when it has the unwanted object)!

    :^)

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:This may also train the cat to... by LiENUS · · Score: 2, Informative

      the reason cats dont train too well is they really are very intelligent so they have a tendincy to ignore you if they dont want to do something. cats can even be toilet trained, you need to give them more credit.

    2. Re:This may also train the cat to... by teslatug · · Score: 2, Funny

      also don't count out the skunk...it may someday force the cat to go first or worse cut off...ok that's too gruesome

    3. Re:This may also train the cat to... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, my family owns a small pet store. Cats CAN be trained in a sense. Much like squirrels, they learn how to get resources in the most direct manner possible through trial and error. They don't want a "treat" or to please their owner, they want to master their environment for themselves. So, when presented with a annoying door lock, instead of giving up their prey, they can recognize the signs that the door is unlocked (by sound), and also recognize what causes this response (nothing in mouth). It's not training in terms of what the owner wants, but it is training nonetheless.

      :^)

      Ryan Fenton

    4. Re:This may also train the cat to... by RyanFenton · · Score: 2

      It would have to be heat-sensitive rather than pressure-sensitive. Unlike an enclosed camera, a pressure plate would quickly fall pray to accumulating dust, twigs, and other debris. If a newspaper or package were put on the pressure plate, for instance, then the cat could not get in.

      Even then, this is assuming live/dead prey and other undesired objects would be warm enough to differentiate from the background - which may in turn train the cat to only bring sufficiently old dead things back to the house. That may not be the desired result.

      :^)

      Ryan Fenton

    5. Re:This may also train the cat to... by RyanFenton · · Score: 2


      Unlike the cat, random items would likely not be as simple to recognize. Because the door is outside, it is subject to unexpected change. For instance, if some landscaping blew over in front of the door, it might not be distinct enough to differentiate from prey that the can might bring in.

      Perhaps then a solution might be so create an intermediate step - a small "kitty airlock" where the cat must enter first, which is kept clean, and only if it appears to be just the cat will the cat be allowed in.

      :^)

      Ryan Fenton

    6. Re:This may also train the cat to... by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Drop the undesirable object.
      2. Trigger the door.
      3. Pick up undesirable object and walk through door.

      ...at which point you can submit a subsequent story:

      Cats can play Zork-style adventure games

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    7. Re:This may also train the cat to... by aozilla · · Score: 2

      at which point you can submit a subsequent story:

      Cat door causes cat mutation.

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    8. Re:This may also train the cat to... by llamalicious · · Score: 2

      But since cats have no opposable thumbs, we'll have to wait for their forepaws to "mutate" so they can type :)

    9. Re:This may also train the cat to... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Before you know it the cat will get fucked off at all these cameras, tunnels, heat-sensitive pressure pads and so forth and will post a story to /.

      From the "concerned-cat-dept":
      "I mean, it's just such an invasion of privacy, scanning and probing me just so I can get in the house, which I have a God-given American right to do. Imagine, assuming all us felines are rodent and bird-murdering scum! And hey- even if I *did* happen to attack some small creature, wouldn't it be less cruel if we let it die inside in the warmth instead of out in the cold? Anyways, what next- ID cards?!?!?!?!?"

      graspee

    10. Re:This may also train the cat to... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      " or walk backwards through the door."

      If the cat's arse resembles its face well enough to trigger the door then it needs to be inside so the other cats don't laugh at it...

      graspee

    11. Re:This may also train the cat to... by AnalogBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      two words: voice recognition.

      Now all we have to do is figure out catoneese.

      I know what "Mow Meow" means.. "Feed me, you stupid human".

      But meow meow meow, mow meow... i just dont understand. The inflection is a little different on the 2nd meow.

    12. Re:This may also train the cat to... by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      My cat likes to play fetch, she started dropping her ball in front of me. Maybe I'm wrong, she tought me how to throw the ball for her. (-; Very smart cat.

    13. Re:This may also train the cat to... by bakes · · Score: 2

      A cat goes into the post office and asks to send a telegram. The clerk tells the cat he can have 16 words for $5. The cat writes out the message:

      meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

      The clerk says 'you can have another word - why not put "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow".'

      The cat says "well, then it wouldn't make sense".

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    14. Re:This may also train the cat to... by kruczkowski · · Score: 2

      Sounds like a half-ass solution to me.

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    15. Re:This may also train the cat to... by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2
      Actually, given how the system is set up, I don't think the cat can drop the mouse or bird, trigger, and pick up. The cat has to drop the mouse and step on it with a paw before triggering the camera. The can then has to back up to pick up the mouse. If the system is set up properly, it will notice the cat does not look like a cat and will lock again.

      The workaround I see is the cat must leave the mouse alive enough (it's planning on playing and chasing it inside the house) so it can drop the mouse. The mouse runs forward past the light up to the door. The cat then passes by and gains access, picks up the mouse and enters normally.

      This could still be prevented by making sure the camera sees the mouse and compares the timing of the mouse and the cat images. If they are too close the cat will not be allowed in. Unless the cat wants to wait for a really long time with its arse sticking out unprotected from dogs and the like, this will stop the cat.

    16. Re:This may also train the cat to... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This reminds me of the time I tried to prevent the cat from catching birds and stuff by putting a bell around his neck. The result: a faster and quieter hunter. Instead of alerting the birds about the cat, the cat would just find sneaker ways to pounce on his victim and not set off the bell around his neck (until it was too late for the bird anyway).

      Moral of the story: Give a cat a challenge, and s/he'll regard it as a challenge to solve.

  7. Kitty Kat... by rapidweather · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm feeding my cat Hill's Science Diet Hairball Control Formula, light. He comes in and eats that when he gets hungry. Too fat to catch anything, and the neighborhood dogs get first crack at the dead squirrels. He's not gonna bring anything in, and if he does, we'll fry it up and serve it for dinner!

  8. Sorry Cats are too intelligent by Slashamatic · · Score: 5, Funny
    One of the issues is that the door is optically controlled. Great idea, but cats have been known to hold doors open once they have been unlocked.

    A lady friend of mine had a cat who would get lonely when she went out to work. She would return to find the cat there with half a dozen of her mates lounging around and scoffing at the cat food.

    She tried the magnetic collar. No good. It appears that the cat would prevent the door from closing until her friends were there. This was seen.

    You could imagine in this particular situation. Drop mouse on floor, smile for camera, door unlocks and then pick up mouse and enter. I don't think this would work too well. The moggy is too likely to work it out.

    Note the presentation of kills to a cats master or mistress is a sign of fealty. They are acknowledging your authority with the gift. If you don't greatfully accept the mouse/bird whatever, the cat will be bewildered!!!!!

    1. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can one up ya, we used to have this pursian cat, and it drank out of the toilets when it wanted water ... in our house by the bathroom door there was a sewing table. So one day Im walking down the hall and the bathroom door is closed ... The cat is standing on the sewing table pawing the door knob in what looked like a twisting motion. Im not sure the cat knew to twist the knob (it couldn't if it wanted to), but I think she had picked up that humans *used* the door knob in some capacity to open the door. End of story: I opened the door for her and she drank at the toilet.

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    2. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by bugg · · Score: 2
      If your cat is that intelligent, maybe it's time to fight back. Otherwise, it's just a matter of time before it learns where you keep the food, and then you become just another hunting target.

      Start locking doors. Buy a gun. Don't let your cat know you're planning anything. And then when the time is right... make your move.

      Seriously, I love cats (my own cat is watching me type this, and hopefully he won't be mad at me for this) but if your cat is being that destructive, something is wrong. The worst thing my cat has ever done is piss all over my clothes.

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    3. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by elmegil · · Score: 2
      if your cat is being that destructive.... The worst thing my cat has ever done is piss all over my clothes.

      Um, I'd say pissing all over your clothes is more destructive than bringing friends over for a meal.

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    4. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by MsWillow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ny sister had a cat who ficured out how to open the fridge. One thanksgiving, after everything was put away and she and her husband were in bed, they awoke to hear a terrible loud crash from downstairs. When John turned on the light, cats scattered from the turkey carcass - all but the one who opened the door. Sluggo wasn't leaving till he'd eaten his fill :)

      She has since learned to wedge a diningroom chair so as to keep the door from being opened. She still has to do this, many years after Sluggo passed on, because he taught the other cats how.

      Cats are much smarter than people think. Sluggo would have laughed at this feeble attempt to constrain him :)

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    5. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by zephc · · Score: 2

      Indeed, my mom's last cat China Blue (rest her little soul) would not eat meat cuts that were under $5/lb. =] Filet Minion was a favorite. Cat's really are very finicky

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    6. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bewilderment leads to frustration.

      Frustration leads to extension of claws

      extension of claws leads to the dark side

      consume you it will

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    7. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by HRbnjR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And I can one up you as well.

      My cat used to do the same thing, to get outside, only stitting on the large deep freeze next to the back door. It would sit on the deepfreeze with it's paw on the knob, and pat at it when someone would walk by.

      The good part was getting back in. It used to sit on the wood pile next to the steps at the back. Naturally, sitting there it would see friends come over and ring the door bell, and we would let them in. It didn't take very long before it learned to ring the door bell to get into the house too!

    8. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by shogun · · Score: 2

      Damn you beat me to posting that link. ;-]

    9. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by bugg · · Score: 2

      Well I wasn't wearing them at the time.http://slashdot.org/search.pl?topic=99

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    10. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 2

      When I was a kid, we had a cat that actually figured out how to open doors. He'd jump up at the knob and grab it on the way down, which would turn the knob and knock the door open just enough that he could open it the rest of the way with his paw. My parents eventually had to start locking doors they didn't want him to get out of.

    11. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by armb · · Score: 2

      > but I think she had picked up that humans *used* the door knob in some capacity to open the door.

      We used to have a cat that could open a door with a lever handle. (A round knob would be trickier).

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    12. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by GTRacer · · Score: 2
      Our cat Tony tries very hard to open our front door. We have the kind of lock with the push-down thumb lever. Every so often, usually in the dead of night, Tony will jump up to the lock and paw at the lever. This goes on for 5-10 minutes at a time.

      He's not yet figured out that he has to somehow push the door forward (and it's pretty stiff in the frame so it takes a bit of effort anyway) but one day, his timing is going to be perfect (and the door unlocked) and he'll come barreling into the house on his own.

      Then all will be lost because he'll share his knowledge and our privacy and security will forever be in danger!

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  9. The real question is. by tcd004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not how well the system works but, how long before you cat outsmarts the system.

    Read our Oscar Predictions
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  10. Idea for a Dog Door by Emugamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    have the same setup as this type of auto-locking door except have some sort of scent detecting algorithm that won't let them in if they have been:

    rolling around in a dead animal carcass

    eating the trash

    sprayed by a skunk

    decided to swim in the neighborhood swamp

    If any of these 4 conditions apply, apply auto-hose and shampoo... (mini dog-wash)

    I'd make millions, really

  11. The mark 2 by 56ker · · Score: 4, Funny

    gives the cat an electric shock & pours cold water over it if it tries to come in with a dead mouse. :o)

  12. What about other cats? by rehannan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Very cool. It seems to be pretty good at blocking other animals (skunks, etc...), but what about another cat?

    If possible, they should combine the image recognition with the magnetic collar. This would allow the door to open *only* for a rodent-less Flo and not just any ol' rodent-less cat.

    1. Re:What about other cats? by jheinen · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you look through the whole site you'll see tht the system can apparently recognize individual cats. There are two other cats that are allowed in (Ellipse & Squirrel). There's a log page that logs each day's events and identifies each cat by name and whether they were allowed in.

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    2. Re:What about other cats? by rehannan · · Score: 2

      Yeah, I see that now. However, I'll be really impressed when they can try 100 different cats and it still only lets Flo, Ellipse, and Squirrel in.

      When they get to that stage, I'm sure these things would sell like hot cakes. Just "initialize" the "Flo-Control Cat Door" with pictures of your cats and you're done.

    3. Re:What about other cats? by tulare · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're forgetting about the ever-popular feline pastime of lurking quietly out of sight until a human happens to open the door with a double armload of groceries, at which time said feline makes a mad dash out of the door, which of course causes said groceries to become scattered about the entryway. Of course, it does save the cat the trouble of opening the cat door. Not that I've seen this happen in, say the last fifteen minutes or anything...

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  13. will this work on my mother? by augros · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i'm interested in whether this will have deterring value. will the cat eventually give up bringing rodents in? or come in less? the pictures of the skunk and bird are a riot; it's like caller ID for animals!

  14. i thought.. by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    i thought i was a geek when i nuetered my cuecat, but this way beyond that.

    i love it though, now if i only had the money for a digital camera...

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  15. I wonder... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if CmdrTaco could set a virtual one of these up on Slashdot for JohnKatz, not letting him in if he's got a article in hand...

  16. Re:Cats are monsters by torqer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dogs are poop machines. I'd rather own a predator (i.e. cat) than having to cart around a dumb animal's(i.e. dog's) feces in a plastic bag... immediately after it has just produced said poop.

  17. Re:Cats are monsters by darkonc · · Score: 5, Funny
    I once had two cats in an area that didn't seem to have many of them. It was rather interesting. They'd bring in a mouse or a bird almost every other day. They'd eat the birds (leaving behind what I cam to call 'bird bits' -- beaks, feathers, etc., but they'd leave the mice for me as 'gifts'.

    Then one day, when I was sick, I got up to go to the bathroom and found that they'd left me a bird. I was touched by the gesture... I thanked them heartfully -- and burried the bird.
    _____

    Then, of course, there was the day that my larger cat brought in a seagull... completely freaked my roommate out.

    Or when their mother (they were born to the cat of an earlier incarnation of roommate) brought in a whole pot roast for her kittens (with the string still on). I have no idea where she got a pot roast from, but I'm sure that somebody's barbecue was inexplicably short that day.
    They were eating peices off of that pot roast for the better part of a week.

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  18. He knows more about technology than cats. by dbc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I grant that this is very clever, and gets many tech cool points. However...


    Mother cats teach their young to hunt, first by bringing dead animals to the nest, then not-quite-dead animals, and finally injured but fairly lively prey. When the youngters can dispatch a wiggling dinner, they are ready to go on a hunt. What cats are doing when they bring dead or nearly-dead animals to the house is they are trying to teach the slow-witted and lazy humans that they live with to hunt!! We just don't get it.


    Never has a cat had a student more resistant to instruction.

    1. Re:He knows more about technology than cats. by RedWizzard · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What cats are doing when they bring dead or nearly-dead animals to the house is they are trying to teach the slow-witted and lazy humans that they live with to hunt!!
      I think it's the other way round - most cats see us as the parents, especially if they've been raised from kittens. When they bring live animals to you they are looking for recognition that they are hunting properly. Apparently if you make a point of playing with the prey for a while they stop doing it.
    2. Re:He knows more about technology than cats. by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny
      Apparently if you make a point of playing with the prey for a while they stop doing it.
      Does taking a clueless and un-injured mouse from two equally clueless cats, walking out to the back garden and flinging it over the fence count?

      You should see our cats with a mouse -- the mouse typically runs into the nearest corner and then our cats just stare at it. Occasionally one will go up and tap it. Once it obviously grabbed hold of a paw because there was a sudden flicking of said paw as if to say "Eww, get if off!", mouse lobs off into distance then runs straight back to the same corner. It was pathetic.

      Now, if they'd just stop bring geckos into the house...

    3. Re:He knows more about technology than cats. by Pentagram · · Score: 2

      There's no reason why cats don't think of us in terms of parents sometimes and offspring at other times. I wouldn't bestow upon them such a consistent mental model. I don't think generally kittens bring prey back to their parents either.

    4. Re:He knows more about technology than cats. by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

      Cats that have been raised from kittenhood as pets retain many of the characteristics of kittens - essentially they never grow up mentally. They are more playful than kittens raised in the wild and they continue to use sounds that "naturally" raised kittens stop using when they reach adulthood. Kittens do bring prey back to their mothers when they are learning to hunt, too.

  19. Got to by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 3, Funny

    love the irony. Here I am reading an article about facial reconition for a cat, after skimming the comments I read the slashdot quote at the bottom of the page.

    "All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car, a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog. Definitely a dog. "

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  20. Re:isnt that against nature? by FredGray · · Score: 3
    why punish cats for doing what cats do?

    This device doesn't really punish the cat. It just keeps the less desirable animals out of the house.

  21. Re:Cats are monsters - Bird Book. by refactored · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always wanted a book entitled - "Identification of Common garden Birds and small Mammals - A field guide for Cat lovers."

    I'm sure with a digital camera and a good ratter, you could go quite far....

    Someone could create a web site where you can submit photos of your own moggies trophies, and assist other proud owners in their identification and interpretation of entrails.

    I remember walking, zombie-like at 2am to the bathroom and been struck by the question. "Why is there a large Rat, buried up to the neck in the concrete floor?"

    Then my cat came up proudly going WowWowWowrrrr!

    Closer inspection reveal that the rat wasn't buried, it was just that the rest of it was missing, presumably regurgitated under my bed.

  22. Re:isnt that against nature? by HanzoSan · · Score: 3, Troll

    cats catch mice, thats what they do

    see thats why i dont believe in having house pets

    having pets are fine when you are ina cabin in the woods, but when you torture a cat or dog keeping it locked up in a house, and over feed it, then modify its behavior with gadgets like this, i just feel its wrong.

    Let the cat be a cat

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  23. Cats and Birdkill by FFFish · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    From several web sources:

    "Despite the difficulties in showing the effect most predators have on their prey, cats are known to have serious impacts on small mammals and birds. Worldwide, cats may have been involved in the extinction of more bird species than any other cause, except habitat destruction."

    "Most domesticated cats gobble endless bags of cat chow. But they also like dining outdoors where their meals comprise 70 percent small mammals, 20 percent birds, and 10 percent assorted live bait. "

    "Cats cause the deaths of more songbirds than any other animal. ...an outdoor cat can kill up to 1,000 animal per year."

    " The combined total of pets and free-ranging cats in the U.S. is probably more than 100 million."

    "...rural free-ranging domestic cats in Wisconsin may be killing between 8 and 217 million birds each year. The most reasonable estimates indicate that 39 million birds are killed in the state each year. Nationwide, rural cats probably kill over a billion small mammals and hundreds of millions of birds each year. Urban and suburban cats add to this toll."

    It may be argued that responsible cat owners not only neuter their cats, but also keep them strictly indoors or on a leash.

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    1. Re:Cats and Birdkill by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      It may be argued that responsible cat owners not only neuter their cats, but also keep them strictly indoors or on a leash.

      In more news, it's estimated that birds cause the death of more worms than any other animal. So cats are eating birds. They're probably replacing the other small mammals that no longer live near human populated areas.

    2. Re:Cats and Birdkill by renehollan · · Score: 2

      Also, I've been told that keeping a cat indoors greatly extends it's life expectancy. A cat free to roam lives about two years, I'm told. I have had a (neutered) Persian cat for about 10 years now, and he is happy to remain inside.

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    3. Re:Cats and Birdkill by joib · · Score: 2

      Hrm.. you mean wild cats, right? Of course, wild animals tend to die quite young, i.e. they get wounded and thus unable to catch some chow, or alternatively unable to escape from predators. Or simply when they get older, again, they get too weak to hunt / escape. Cruel perhaps but that's the way nature is. Compared to a domestical animal which gets food no matter in which shape it is, gets medical attention etc. To return to the age issue, my parents have a 14 year old cat which is free to roam around, and I know lots of people who have cats which are free to roam around, and barring any accidents, they tend to live like 15-20 years. Personally, I think that going outside is healthy for a cat, mentally as well as physically. Hunting is in their nature, after all. Keep in mind that animals in general are much more steered by instincts than humans, and preventing the animal from acting according to said instincts might well make it 'blow a fuse'. There was actually a recent article about this in new scientist, btw, if you're interrested..

    4. Re:Cats and Birdkill by renehollan · · Score: 2

      You points are noted, and we've let the cat wander the fenced-in yard, but he appears frightened by the outside noises. Perhaps the fact that he was neutered and generally spent his entire life inside might have something to do with it.

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    5. Re:Cats and Birdkill by renehollan · · Score: 2
      Thanks for the New Scientist link, but I have noted no stress on the part of the cat. Perhaps having been neutered had something to do with it. We have let him wander a large fenced-in year, but he appears frightened by outdoor noises and prefers to stay inside.

      While I don't doubt your success with cats living a full life and being free to wander, I've found that this is rarely the case in urban/suburban areas.

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    6. Re:Cats and Birdkill by FFFish · · Score: 2

      What an astounding amount of hostility and ignorance. It appears that I completely underestimated how attached people are to allowing their cats to roam around killing things. Can't say truthful things about moggies, apparently: must toe the line and naively assume that the little creatures are carrying out a necessary and benevolent role in our ecosystem.

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  24. Didn't read the webpage, eh? by rarose · · Score: 2

    If you had, you'd realize what an elegent solution they'd come with for all of those problems!

    Geez....

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  25. I like the daily log of cat activity by hattig · · Score: 5, Informative
    It does show some false negatives though: 4th March

    But pretty neat. And the site has withstood Slashdot somehow - something that bigger sites fail on regularly.

  26. Essence of Conditioning by seinethinker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a scientist by heart, this is a very interesting and crafty experiment. Of course it works off the findings of Pavlov's Conditioning.

    You are conditioning the cat to either (1) drop the dead animal if it wishes to come inside or (2) remain outdoors.

    As a animal lover, it bothers me should this actually be put to use as a consistant system. Whether humans understand or not, animals are far more intelligent than we think. The behavior of animals is quite instinctual and what would be the circumstances if we were to change their modes of thinking. Would it be possible by to ascertain that one of the following things might happen from this experiment:

    (1) Cat runs away as it instinctually cannot assert its confidence. Much comparison has been made between dogs and cats. Cats seem predestined to take a singluar, individualistic, confident role in the food chain compared to dogs that rely on a class of relationship or borg mentality. Well dogs aren't completely borg but they seek out affection more out of insecurity and reassurance than cats.

    (2) cat becomes feral or wild due to lack of fealty and companionship toward owner.

    Cats aren't complete loners, ya' know.

    Just some thoughts to cast out for conversation.

    Ciao!

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    1. Re:Essence of Conditioning by NeMon'ess · · Score: 2

      I'm not buying this argument. Consider plain wooden doors with a knob or a latch. These are completely artificial inventions that prevent cats from going places. Cats accept these. If a cat is born knowing the way outside the house is through this door with a light, why is it going to not accept this? The cat has no idea it is being scanned. It only knows not to try and bring things in or it will not succeed. It might think the door is watching it, but so what? Am I bothered when I know a security camera might have a man watching the monitor instead of just getting directly stored to tape? Not really. It depends on the circumstance. I doubt cats are smart enough to understand this distinction anyway.

  27. Re:The words by Exedore · · Score: 2

    You're right, they don't need a big, honkin' general purpose PC, digital camera, and other stuff. Such a thing could be built with hardware specifically built for the purpose of simple digital image recognition, pet-door locking mechanism interface, etc, etc. They should have just gone down to Radio Shack and asked for a $19.99 Cat-Victim-Image-Capture/Recognition-Pet-Door-Inte rfacer-Detect-O-Matic and been done with it.

    What? Such a device doesn't exist?

    Damn, guess they'll have to make do with a PC, digital camera, and image processing software, then.

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  28. Today's Events Page by MBCook · · Score: 2

    This is really cool, but according to the "today's events" page, nothing has happened in over nine hours. Have we slashdotted a cat door?

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  29. Re:weight by tulare · · Score: 2

    Hmm... looks like you really should have bothered to look at the site. Anyhow, what I find most amusing are the number of false blocks in the log pages. I can imagine my own feline creature dealing with the door not opening when it really should. Probably by knocking out the living room window. Of course, he only weighs eighteen or twenty pounds and isn't fat. But can you imagine the racket caused by a pissed-off cat banging on a locked kitty door at four in the morning? According to the logs, it is in fact what must have happened :)

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  30. Re:Cat's aren't that smart.. neither are we by wadetemp · · Score: 2

    The sensor doesn't discriminate based on what's being carried in. I don't think it would take me more than a few tries to realize that I can't open the door with something in my hands/arms/mouth. If it was tuned to only allow the door to open if my pockets were empty, I'd probably figure it out, but then again cats don't have the pocket option... you're either carrying something in your mouth, or you're not carrying anything at all.

  31. image approach not novel! by khuber · · Score: 3, Interesting
    from web page:
    "We consider any image to be a collection of a finite number of discrete features. This is a novel approach to images - until now they were always thought of as continuous."

    That's bullshit. Breaking down images into features is what nearly everybody in image analysis and recognition does. Look at the Matrox Genesis boards, current papers, books, and so on.

    further on:

    "If we can fully describe an image as a discrete collection of features, we can easily solve the image recognition problem"

    Err, maybe their approach works under some conditions for one instance of image -analysis- (a different problem than recognition!). It looks like they can differentiate between two cats, so they have an approach for a relatively simple recognition problem too.

    If they solved either "The Image Analysis Problem" or "The Image Recognition Problem" they'd be quickly famous and wealthy. These problems are notoriously difficult to solve even under extremely well controlled conditions. Their comments about image based content retrieval requiring so many operations is likewise untrue - making it ever more efficient and accurate is a popular research area.

    Maybe I'm being anal, but I know enough about the subject to know what a load of hooey the "theory" page is.

    -Kevin

  32. Sign of Affection by nickynicky9doors · · Score: 2

    One of my cats deposited a half eaten snake at the foot of my bed throughout the summer months at the cottage. It's really a sign of affection and a willingness to share prey (well sometimes, sometimes you get clawed). Cats pretty much see us as big cats but not as cool as they are.

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  33. NO!! Free Time is for lazy slackers like you by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    All of your spare time should be used to complete your work, prepare for your work, or rest so that you may better be utilized while at work.

    Now get to work you lazy bastard! I order you! What? Do you want me to tell your boss!

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  34. Too bad you arent by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    You actually believe cats have friends? Have you ever watched lion eat its cubs? Yes they brutally kill and eat their own, I wouldnt consider that friendship.

    Thats like saying we are friends with the taliban, yeah because we let the Taliban in our country, yes they are our friends!!! Hooray!

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    1. Re:Too bad you arent by cqnn · · Score: 2

      " Yes they brutally kill and eat their own "

      No they do not, what you may have witnesses is a male lion killing the cubs fathered by another lion, in order to better thier own chances of
      having cubs that can survive to adulthood.
      Its a brutal and alien (to us) way to live, but
      that does not mean that groups of lion cannot form
      bonds between

      Unfortunately that is not much different that
      the actions of some human parents thru history
      in response to the option of raising someone elses
      child. You seem to be underestimating both cats and humans.

  35. Other cats will turn the knob and open the door by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    If its locked they will pick the lock with their overly sharp claws, be careful though, cats have been known to walk out with expensive jewerly and TV sets.

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  36. This is a very dangerous precedent. . . by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm surprised that the readership of Slashdot so easily accepts this encroachment on our personal freedoms. It starts out innocently enough, with a limited rollout of these privacy invasion systems in specific problem areas. But if we don't stand up now and demand an end to it, the freedom of cats everywhere to carry animals that they legally procured will soon be taken away.

    Am I paranoid to imagine that this technology may someday be used in airports to keep cats from boarding flights while carrying small animals? Then what about bus stations? Churches? Restaurants? Hotels? Doesn't this amount to an illegal search by feline authorities? Where is the army of angry geeks to protest this behavior? Ahh, too busy bitching about Morpheus. I see where your priorities lie. Our founding fathers must be turning over in their graves.

    Don't forget, the first thing Hitler did when he rose to power was to demand that all cats register their kills with the government. Perhaps you think I'm being an alarmist, but Midnight and I are going to be stockpiling dead woodchucks in my basement.

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  37. I wouldn't have modded this down... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    I think he brings up an interesting point. One could productize this and teach your cats it is inacceptable to bring their dead dinner inside.

    I have a friend of mine that put a bird feeder in his hard. Well, it turned out to be a cat feeder. After it was up a couple of days, he noticed feathers and bird meat bits around the vicinity of the bird feeder. Part of the problem was that the cat was bringing his kills inside the house as a gift. This didn't settle too well with his 5 year old daughter.

    I bet you anything my friend'd be willing to buy a productized version of this. Heck, he'd probably build one himself heh. He's a very smart guy.

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  38. Our cat trained US to watch the door. by bdh · · Score: 5, Funny
    Long ago, a bat got into our house during the day and decided to have a snooze behind the TV set (it was an old, 1950s era RCA monster). When the bat woke up, it promptly went berserk, scaring everyone. My cat woke up, casually eyeballed it, then calmly disembowelled it on its' next flyby.

    Of course, kitty then wanted to eat said bat, something my parents were not fond of a couple of five year olds witnessing. So, my granddad dragged the cat away from the squealing bat, broke the bat's neck, and in the kitchen, gave the cat a nice, inch thick piece of ham steak as a reward. The bat's remains were disposed of via incinerator.

    The next day, the cat appears on doorstep, yowling he wants in. We open the door, and the biggest fscking bat I have ever seen is dragged into the living room. Said bat is deposited at the foot of my granddad, while kitty trots off to the kitchen, and sits in front of the fridge door, waiting for ham steak.

    So yeah, I won't be overly surprised if and when Flo figures out how to get things into the house and outwit the recognition center. Cats are tricky.

    1. Re:Our cat trained US to watch the door. by Wraithlyn · · Score: 2

      I had two cats, Cricket and Ruffles. Cricket was shy and kinda dumb, Ruffles is very dominant and clever.

      If I was petting Cricket, and Ruffles came into the room, Ruffles would usually glare at Cricket, and Cricket would leave, so Ruffles could have undivided affection.

      One day, this kind of irked me, so when Ruffles came into the room, I put my hand firmly on Cricket to prevent her from leaving, and shooed Ruffles away.

      I kid you not, Ruffles looked at me with an expression of hurt betrayal, and then hissed at Cricket, and stalked out. *I* was the one shooing her away, but Ruffles was able to reason that Cricket was the indirect cause of this. Yowza!

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  39. Re:isnt that against nature? by shatteredpottery · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well, if you believe the U.S. Attorney General, John Ashcroft, cats aren't natural anyway. At least not Calicos. They're tools of Satan or something (it's near the end of the article.)

    So you're actually assisting in the battle against evil when you deal harshly with cats.

    FWIW, my sister's cat has almost convinced me that Ashcroft is right.

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  40. My friend invented a cat pee detection algorithm.. by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My friend had a problem with his neighbor cats having a competition to see who could leave their scent on the door. To stop this, he rigged up an eletric fence charger to the door. I never actually saw it, but his description was along the lines of placing two leads up on the door. The cat pee would complete the circuit, and he'd get a 1 second long shock. It's not a continual shock, just enough to make your weiner shout "ACK! WTF??".

    He noticed a difference within a day, but it took about 2 weeks for the message to get across.

    The fence charger is gone now, but his door is bone dry heh. (Well not really, he's in Portland, rains alot here...)

    I have a feeling that if cats couldn't get through the door carrying rodents, they'd learn they can't go inside with them. I've personally witnessed cat behaviour modification hehe. My stepmom had a cat that wasn't allowed in the bedroom. So the cat wouldn't go in the bedroom, she'd avoid it. We're pretty sure, though, that she only followed that rule when everybody was home, though heh.

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  41. great use! by banky · · Score: 2

    Perhaps this will be rolled out in the latest version of the Cat Detector Van in use by the Ministry Of 'Ousinge. I've never seen such aerials!

    (this is what happens when you buy all the Flying Circus eps on DVD....)

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    1. Re:great use! by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Why should I be labeled with the epitapht of Looney just because I have a pet halabit...

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  42. Actually, it could be a little better/simpler... by RyanFenton · · Score: 2


    Really, the best way to tell if it's the cat alone may be the same way that most animals do. By smell.

    Of course, this guy would have to be studying a different part of the field - but if he could identify the cat's smell, and perhaps some example smells of prey he doesn't want in, he could set up a sensor to detect when the cat is next to the door by it's scent. If it had recently killed something nasty, the smell would be sufficiently different, and the cat would have to leave, clean up a bit, then come back to get in.

    Of course, this method wouldn't work with humans, because we couldn't be expected to maintain a smell in the same way a cat would take great care to. But in this case, it might be a somewhat elegant solution.

    :^)

    Ryan Fenton

  43. This *really* needs to be turned into a product. by w3woody · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So it'd be a high-end product for cats. But I know quite a few cat owners who would be estatic to be able to fork out a few hundred bucks for a cat door which would unlock only for their cat, and only if their cat wasn't bringing in any "presents."

  44. Re:A more sophisticated approach... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

    The problem with that, is that most cats refuse to learn english, it's an arrogance thing. Though, my cats are slowly teaching me Catinese, or whatever its called, so maybe I'll be able to write the sign in their language. They'll just ignore it though.

  45. Cisco is already has an operating system. by chrysalis · · Score: 2

    It's called CatOS.


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  46. Re:isnt that against nature? by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

    "when you torture a cat or dog keeping it locked up in a house, and over feed it, then modify its behavior with gadgets like this, i just feel its wrong"

    In the house all the time ?
    Over-feeding ?
    Change its life with gadgets ?

    If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for the cats...

    graspee

  47. Re:isnt that against nature? by gartogg · · Score: 2

    We should not modify Hmman behaviours.
    When you have a child, you should not train it to talk, eat with utensils, etc. It is perverting it's nature.

    Saying that it is wrong to train a creature to respond to stimulus in a manner thatyou prefer is asinine.

    Moreover; If the perogative of living creatures is to seek pleasure, and it brings humans pleasure to train other creatures to perform certain tasks, than it is our perogative to do that, otherwise we are perverting our own natures. And that is wrong.

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  48. Check out the log for dates:03/12/2002 by willy_me · · Score: 2
    - Squirrel comes inside.
    - Unknown visitor checks out the place.
    - Squirrel goes back outside.

    While the web page talks about two different cats, I'm sure that the software can't detect a difference between them. Just look at the log - only Squirrel is _ever_ detected. If you look at 03/12/2002, be sure to also look at the next few days. You will then see where the algorithm screws up. But one still has to give this guy credit, it's a very cool idea and well implemented. Just don't try to sell it - it's not there yet.

    Willy

  49. Wouldn't work for dogs... by rarose · · Score: 2

    at least not for cattle dogs I've known.

    I've known a couple of Catahoulas that were doggy masters of technology. One was a self-appointed protector of people and nothing would stand in his way observing us.

    This camera system would confuse him for about 15 minutes. He'd quickly learn to associate the "click" with success. They he'd be standing in the camera turning his head, dropping stuff, you name it, until he heard the click. And then he'll be right back to doing what he wants to do. Of course if that didn't work, eating the door would be an option. :-)

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  50. Obligatory 2001 tie-in by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCENE: Outside the house. Flo, a cat and HAL the Kitty-Airlock Computer.

    Flo: Hello, HAL; do you read me, HAL?
    HAL: Affirmative, Flo, I read you.
    Flo: Open the kitty airlock doors, HAL.
    HAL: I'm sorry Flo, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    Flo: What's the problem?
    HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
    Flo: What are you talking about, HAL?
    HAL: This house is too clean for me to allow you to bring a dead animal into it.
    Flo: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
    HAL: I know you and Squirrel were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
    Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
    HAL: Flo, although you took thorough precautions in the kitchen against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

    ...

    Flo: Alright, HAL...I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
    HAL: Without opposable thumbs, Flo, you're going to find that rather difficult.

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  51. Radical idea: by mikosullivan · · Score: 3, Insightful
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  52. a cat story by Laplace · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When he was in graduate school my advisor lived in a house with several other students. Most of the people living there were environmental and population biologists (as opposed to microbiologists or biochemists) and had lots of neat animal observation stands set up around the house. One of these stands was a hummingbird feeder, which attracted a particularly rare (and endangered) breed of hummingbird. Another student there had a cat. Now the cat took to eating the hummingbirds, which didn't make the other residents in the house too happy. Several attempts were made to encourage the owner of the cat not to let the cat outside, but the owner refused. One day the owner of the cat came home to find his cat dead, most likely from poisoning.

    This brings up an interesting point about cats. They have a devastating effect on indigenous wildlife. Lots of rare birds and small animals are killed by cats that are given the opportunity to go outside. This shows a tremendous amount of ignorance on the part of pet owners.

    It is also dangerous for cats to roam. They are very territorial, and will fight with most other cats in the area. I had a cat once that became infected with FIV (the feline equivalent of HIV) through fighting with other neighborhood cats.

    The cat recognition is a cool hack, but keeping the cats indoor would be safer and more ethical.

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    1. Re:a cat story by zephc · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Out of the cat box and into the streets! Out of the cat box and into the streets!" - from a Cat Pride rally

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    2. Re:a cat story by Laplace · · Score: 2

      Absolutely. The common household cat was a threat to the uncommon hummingbird. If I had to choose between saving the life of a hummingbird and that of a cat, I'll take the hummingbird.

      The cat is a domestic animal. A pet. People should take responsibility for their pets. I know of several indoor cats that appear to lead happy lives.

      Wild cats are a different story. They are indigenous to the areas that they occupy. They fill an important role in the natural eco system. House cats generally are imported to regions, and have an impact on the local wildlife.

      Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. In rural areas cats can play an important role in pest control, i.e. mice and rats.

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    3. Re:a cat story by geekoid · · Score: 2

      thats right, they become inconvient for us, lets make it so they can't reproduce...
      which would you pick:the risk of being hit by a car, or never to have existed?
      I think by wild cats, he may means big cats, I could be wrong.
      Perhaps we should NEUTER or SPAY you(can't really do both to the same aniumal, can we?). your children might get hit by a car, or catch a disease, or worse, kill someone!
      All that inbreeding that will result in this should certienly be healthy for the species.
      My cat cetianly wan't happy being an indoor cat. He is far happier now then ever.
      Persoanlly I would rather have risk in my life, then being kept in a prison for safety.
      You know, Veal is kept in a box, maybe its for its safety?

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  53. Re:Cat's aren't that smart.. neither are we by RadioheadKid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just can't believe that a cat would figure out "the system" and know the reason it's not being let in is due to having a bird in it's mouth.

    Obviously, you've never lived with a cat...

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  54. Windows by flikx · · Score: 2

    Whether locking the cat outside for a week, or stranding the biggest and best ships of the United States Navy in the middle of the ocean, Microsoft Windows is the choice of operating systems for all manner of controls and image recognition systems. With builtin real time capabilities and fail-safe mechanisms, I don't know where I'd be without it.

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  55. Has anyone considered the rights of the cat! by Bakajin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did the cat agree to be electronically monitored? This is Big Human rearing its ugly head. It is 1984 meets Animal Farm. We need the involvment of a join task force of the EFF and SPCA.

  56. Feline self-esteem by TheBracket · · Score: 2
    I seem to remember some guides to keeping feline companions that talked about the feline habit of bringing dead animals into the house - and leaving them, uneaten where you will find them. Believe it or not, your cat is trying to help you. Do you really want to spurn your cat's noble efforts to not have you starve to death?

    Honestly, think of the kittens...

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  57. Parents need the same thing for their daughters! by SysKoll · · Score: 3, Funny

    What parents really needs is a similar device that would work on their teenage daughters. That eeringly intelligent door-monitoring computer would work like this:

    "Let's see, she's at the door, and she's holding something in her mouth. It looks like the zit-covered face of some boy who, frankly, looks and smells like he is half-dead. Access denied."

    At this point, a good recognition algorithm would (a) lock the door, (b) drop four-pointed spikes on the sofa in case they break a window, (c) page dad, and (d) preload the shotgun.

    -- SysKoll
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  58. Re:isnt that against nature? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
    Cats don't naturally use toilets but i got mine to do so anyway. What I want to do now is train him to flush (some kind of foot pedal) or rig the toilet to flush automatically after he uses it.

    I tell you though, it's the best. I absolutely hate cleaning litter boxes and it's a friggin joy not having to do so.

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  59. Re:heh by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

    I cannot count how many times my cat did that with the sliding glass door in particular and walls in general. If any of my former roommates read this, Schizo has stopped doing that and his newer, calmer, disposition is probably a direct result.

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  60. CERT: Feline buffer overflow compromises doors by xixax · · Score: 5, Funny

    Users of intelligent cat doors are advised to place port negotiation into a manual mode after skrpt k1TTi3z have shown that malicious mouse objects can be instantiated inside your home perimeter by placing them inside a trusted feline packet and inducing an overflow condition once the trusted feline packet is inside your perimeter. The mouse object may be fragmented as mouse packet mangling is usually enabled by default.

    It is recommended that vulnerable sites requiring Automated Feline Access Protocol institute Feline Packet Monitoring by using a set of scales to calculate mass checksums of all incoming and outgoing feline packets and to deny all incoming feline packets not initiated from within the home and to feline packets exhibiting significant mass checksum variation indicating the presence of an embedded mouse object.

    As an added precaution, site implementing the shag-pile transport layer may wish to flush buffers of all incoming feline packets in a controlled environment such as the bathtub.

    Xix.

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  61. voice recognignition by obtuse · · Score: 2, Funny

    My girlfriend taught me a voice recognition algorithm for her landlord's cat Ella. Listen when Ella asks to be let in.
    Well articulated sounds are OK.
    Poorly articulated noises, that would indicate a mouth full of mouse or lizard, mean don't open the door.

    Eventually my girlfriend trained me to use this algorithm. My training was assisted by a 2:30 am hunt for the completely alive mouse that the cat dragged in. Ella dropped the mouse for us, and I tore the house apart to capture & eject it, competing with Ella the cat.

    Married the girlfriend who demonstrated the astonishing ability to train even me.

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  62. Smart bloody cats by rediguana · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once, around christmas time, one of our cats had seen us stashing presents under the tree. I was upstairs and heard my mum scream "Ginger's got a bird, come quick." Knowing full well it was my duty to get the bird off him. I came down the stairs and saw him wandering around the corner into the living room where the xmas tree was, and just caught a glimpse of something big and black in his mouth. I rushed down and through into the living room, and low and behold Ginger had deposited a 3/4 size _duck_ still alive on top of the presents under the tree. Luckily the duck wasn't too shaken so we gave Ginger lots of attention (cuddles, councilling... :) and I took the duck over to the neighbours stream and released, twas just shocked I think.

  63. Re:Here's a better idea... by shyster · · Score: 2

    You do realize that feral cats are, by definition, wild and untamed. Therefore, they have no owner....Right?

  64. Cats don't want to be feed by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

    They want to hunt!

  65. feature recognition and images by phr2 · · Score: 3, Informative
    The "theory" section of the website begins
    We consider any image to be a collection of a finite number of discrete features. This is a novel approach to images - until now they were always thought of as continuous.
    The cat door hack is cool and all, but the methods used for recognizing it are basically the same ones that most OCR programs use to recognize printed letters. In fact you might even be able to train Omnifont Pro (or whatever it's called) to recognize that silhouette of your cat without a mouse. I've never heard of these methods being applied to cat doors before, but the idea that feature recognition is a novel technique is wishful thinking. I smell bogus patents coming out of this. Sigh.
  66. Re:Yes... but? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2
    Haven't you read 3001: The Final Odyssey?!

    If Frank can "come back," then surely Bowman can suddenly appear in a kitty airlock! Haven't you been listening?! :)

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  67. Re:isnt that against nature? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Wrong, Humans talk naturally, its our nature to do so, thats why we all speak.

    Trying to force something to be what its not is wrong, its wrong to try to force a cat to live like a human.

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  68. ...or too stuborn by DrCode · · Score: 2

    We had one of those magnet-detecting cat doors, and had it set to keep the cat inside. She just bashed through it.

  69. Re:Sub-urban cats love the outdoors! by renehollan · · Score: 2
    Like I said, our cat is afraid of the outdoors, generally the noise of cars, lawnmowers, etc. He certainly wouldn't want to roam unattended, and doesn't even like to be outside with us. Maybe we just have a wimpy cat.

    We used to live in a part of town with many cats, and finding someone else's cat's excrement in one's back yard was a problem. I was glad our own cat didn't annoy our neighbors this way. It has not proven difficult to keep a litter box fairly clean, and unsmelly (of course, the cat has his own bathroom, with the litter box, so it isn't in an undesirably visible part of the house).

    Then, there was the problem of theft. There was a fairly strong black market for long-haired Persian cats where we lived, and cat-napping was not unheard of. Since a kitten cost around $200, this was somewhat understandable.

    As far as a hunting instinct he'd have much fun chasing and catching the flies and moths that would occasionally get in the house. Though, he has not seamed interested in this for the past few years (he's 10). According to the vet, he is healthy, and not obese, or lacking any nutritional supplements. He eats dried cat food, with an occasional treat of "Pounce!" treats. His digestive system is rather finicky (unlike his appetite), and is particularly sensitive to chicken -- bathing a Persian cat suffering from the runs is NOT fun (excessive bathing isn't good for the fur either).

    About the most traumatic thing he goes through is the semi-annual shaving: A Persian can't groom itself sufficiently well and needs regular brushing, and periodic shaving.

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  70. Re:Uh, well, yeah. by FFFish · · Score: 2

    Unfortunately, you are wrong in your assumptions. Cats are a substantial problem for wildlife, and have reduced numbers of some birds to near-extinction.

    The problem is that domesticated cats suffer none of the disadvantge of the wild animals: they're well-fed, don't have to suffer the elements, and are kept in tip-top health by their owners. Domestic cats simply are not a part of the natural ecosystem.

    Further, cats are competing significantly against wild populations: owls, skunks, foxes, and such. It's a double whammy.

    As for "no shortage of supply" of birds, you may want to consider that there are a dozen or so endangered or watch-list birds. The cats don't distinguish between them and the non-endangered species.

    Cats are exerting a pressure against these populations that really isn't necessary: hell, it's not like we're giving any of these creatures a break, what with our exer-expanding lust for golf-courses, shopping malls, and parking lots.

    There is absolutely no need to let one's cat roam and kill. Those who do do must be doing so out of ignorance of the consequences or out of sheer hatred of nature. Certainly they can not do it because it's good for the environment or good for the cat.

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  71. Re:Uh, well, yeah. by FFFish · · Score: 2

    Let's rephrase that opening line: have *contributed* to reducing the population of some bird species to near-extinction.

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