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Cat Recognition Algorithms?

skunkeh writes "So your cat keeps bringing dead (or half dead) animals in to your house. What do you do? Obviously, you set up a digital camera to monitor the cat door and lock her out if she has something in her mouth..."

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  1. This is quite spiffy. by dotderf · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Great application of technology! If it can recognize cats, I bet it can recognize terrorists (*groan*) But practically speaking, why not just get up and let the cat in?

    1. Re:This is quite spiffy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > But practically speaking, why not just get up and let the cat in?

      The whole point is to *not* let the cat in if the cat's brought home a little ..present.. for you.

    2. Re:This is quite spiffy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the issue is that cats often want to get into the house at times when the occupants are asleep or unavailable, and finding a dead animal lying in your living room in the morning is no fun. This is a fairly simple application of the technology, but one that thousands of cat owners can certainly appreciate.

    3. Re:This is quite spiffy. by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it can recognize cats, I bet it can recognize terrorists (*groan*)

      that is, if the terrorist has a rat in it's mouth.

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    4. Re:This is quite spiffy. by darkonc · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I have a cat door. It allows my cats to go in and out of the house at will. One cat even learned to use a second floor cat door by jumping across from the neighbour's roof.

      I'm not up to the idea of waking up at 4AM to let my cat out for 35 minuts before he decides it's too wet out and he want's back in. Better to let him implement his indoor/outdoor policy.

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    5. Re:This is quite spiffy. by RickHunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Airport Security: "Excuse me sir, can you step infront of this camera? Yes, thanks. Now, please hold this in your mouth...."

      And you thought boarding a flight was a pain now!

  2. Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only it worked on in-laws.

    1. Re:Cool by slickwillie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not? Just tell your in-laws that they must enter through the cat door. And since you are tired of feeding them all the time, they must bring their own food. Suggest that, since they will have trouble getting through the door with something in their hands, they should put it in their mouth when using the cat door.

      CatDoor Version 2.0: Guillotine option.

  3. wouldn't it be nice by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 4, Funny

    wouldn't it be nice to have that much free time? =P

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  4. Re:The words by pgrote · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're kidding, right?

    This isn't just some cobbled hack. This is really solid use of image recognition in daily life.

  5. We finally catch up... by cethiesus · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's about time we started monitoring those cats. They've been doing it to us for too long....

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  6. This may also train the cat to... by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Drop the undesirable object.

    2. Trigger the door.

    3. Pick up undesirable object and walk through door.

    So don't count the cat out yet (when it has the unwanted object)!

    :^)

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:This may also train the cat to... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, my family owns a small pet store. Cats CAN be trained in a sense. Much like squirrels, they learn how to get resources in the most direct manner possible through trial and error. They don't want a "treat" or to please their owner, they want to master their environment for themselves. So, when presented with a annoying door lock, instead of giving up their prey, they can recognize the signs that the door is unlocked (by sound), and also recognize what causes this response (nothing in mouth). It's not training in terms of what the owner wants, but it is training nonetheless.

      :^)

      Ryan Fenton

    2. Re:This may also train the cat to... by MarkusQ · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Drop the undesirable object.
      2. Trigger the door.
      3. Pick up undesirable object and walk through door.

      ...at which point you can submit a subsequent story:

      Cats can play Zork-style adventure games

      -- MarkusQ
    3. Re:This may also train the cat to... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Before you know it the cat will get fucked off at all these cameras, tunnels, heat-sensitive pressure pads and so forth and will post a story to /.

      From the "concerned-cat-dept":
      "I mean, it's just such an invasion of privacy, scanning and probing me just so I can get in the house, which I have a God-given American right to do. Imagine, assuming all us felines are rodent and bird-murdering scum! And hey- even if I *did* happen to attack some small creature, wouldn't it be less cruel if we let it die inside in the warmth instead of out in the cold? Anyways, what next- ID cards?!?!?!?!?"

      graspee

    4. Re:This may also train the cat to... by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

      " or walk backwards through the door."

      If the cat's arse resembles its face well enough to trigger the door then it needs to be inside so the other cats don't laugh at it...

      graspee

    5. Re:This may also train the cat to... by AnalogBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      two words: voice recognition.

      Now all we have to do is figure out catoneese.

      I know what "Mow Meow" means.. "Feed me, you stupid human".

      But meow meow meow, mow meow... i just dont understand. The inflection is a little different on the 2nd meow.

    6. Re:This may also train the cat to... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This reminds me of the time I tried to prevent the cat from catching birds and stuff by putting a bell around his neck. The result: a faster and quieter hunter. Instead of alerting the birds about the cat, the cat would just find sneaker ways to pounce on his victim and not set off the bell around his neck (until it was too late for the bird anyway).

      Moral of the story: Give a cat a challenge, and s/he'll regard it as a challenge to solve.

  7. Sorry Cats are too intelligent by Slashamatic · · Score: 5, Funny
    One of the issues is that the door is optically controlled. Great idea, but cats have been known to hold doors open once they have been unlocked.

    A lady friend of mine had a cat who would get lonely when she went out to work. She would return to find the cat there with half a dozen of her mates lounging around and scoffing at the cat food.

    She tried the magnetic collar. No good. It appears that the cat would prevent the door from closing until her friends were there. This was seen.

    You could imagine in this particular situation. Drop mouse on floor, smile for camera, door unlocks and then pick up mouse and enter. I don't think this would work too well. The moggy is too likely to work it out.

    Note the presentation of kills to a cats master or mistress is a sign of fealty. They are acknowledging your authority with the gift. If you don't greatfully accept the mouse/bird whatever, the cat will be bewildered!!!!!

    1. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by Monkelectric · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can one up ya, we used to have this pursian cat, and it drank out of the toilets when it wanted water ... in our house by the bathroom door there was a sewing table. So one day Im walking down the hall and the bathroom door is closed ... The cat is standing on the sewing table pawing the door knob in what looked like a twisting motion. Im not sure the cat knew to twist the knob (it couldn't if it wanted to), but I think she had picked up that humans *used* the door knob in some capacity to open the door. End of story: I opened the door for her and she drank at the toilet.

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    2. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by MsWillow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ny sister had a cat who ficured out how to open the fridge. One thanksgiving, after everything was put away and she and her husband were in bed, they awoke to hear a terrible loud crash from downstairs. When John turned on the light, cats scattered from the turkey carcass - all but the one who opened the door. Sluggo wasn't leaving till he'd eaten his fill :)

      She has since learned to wedge a diningroom chair so as to keep the door from being opened. She still has to do this, many years after Sluggo passed on, because he taught the other cats how.

      Cats are much smarter than people think. Sluggo would have laughed at this feeble attempt to constrain him :)

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    3. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by Alsee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bewilderment leads to frustration.

      Frustration leads to extension of claws

      extension of claws leads to the dark side

      consume you it will

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    4. Re:Sorry Cats are too intelligent by HRbnjR · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And I can one up you as well.

      My cat used to do the same thing, to get outside, only stitting on the large deep freeze next to the back door. It would sit on the deepfreeze with it's paw on the knob, and pat at it when someone would walk by.

      The good part was getting back in. It used to sit on the wood pile next to the steps at the back. Naturally, sitting there it would see friends come over and ring the door bell, and we would let them in. It didn't take very long before it learned to ring the door bell to get into the house too!

  8. The real question is. by tcd004 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not how well the system works but, how long before you cat outsmarts the system.

    Read our Oscar Predictions
    tcd004

  9. Idea for a Dog Door by Emugamer · · Score: 5, Funny

    have the same setup as this type of auto-locking door except have some sort of scent detecting algorithm that won't let them in if they have been:

    rolling around in a dead animal carcass

    eating the trash

    sprayed by a skunk

    decided to swim in the neighborhood swamp

    If any of these 4 conditions apply, apply auto-hose and shampoo... (mini dog-wash)

    I'd make millions, really

  10. The mark 2 by 56ker · · Score: 4, Funny

    gives the cat an electric shock & pours cold water over it if it tries to come in with a dead mouse. :o)

  11. What about other cats? by rehannan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Very cool. It seems to be pretty good at blocking other animals (skunks, etc...), but what about another cat?

    If possible, they should combine the image recognition with the magnetic collar. This would allow the door to open *only* for a rodent-less Flo and not just any ol' rodent-less cat.

    1. Re:What about other cats? by jheinen · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you look through the whole site you'll see tht the system can apparently recognize individual cats. There are two other cats that are allowed in (Ellipse & Squirrel). There's a log page that logs each day's events and identifies each cat by name and whether they were allowed in.

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    2. Re:What about other cats? by tulare · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're forgetting about the ever-popular feline pastime of lurking quietly out of sight until a human happens to open the door with a double armload of groceries, at which time said feline makes a mad dash out of the door, which of course causes said groceries to become scattered about the entryway. Of course, it does save the cat the trouble of opening the cat door. Not that I've seen this happen in, say the last fifteen minutes or anything...

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  12. i thought.. by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    i thought i was a geek when i nuetered my cuecat, but this way beyond that.

    i love it though, now if i only had the money for a digital camera...

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  13. I wonder... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if CmdrTaco could set a virtual one of these up on Slashdot for JohnKatz, not letting him in if he's got a article in hand...

  14. Re:Cats are monsters by darkonc · · Score: 5, Funny
    I once had two cats in an area that didn't seem to have many of them. It was rather interesting. They'd bring in a mouse or a bird almost every other day. They'd eat the birds (leaving behind what I cam to call 'bird bits' -- beaks, feathers, etc., but they'd leave the mice for me as 'gifts'.

    Then one day, when I was sick, I got up to go to the bathroom and found that they'd left me a bird. I was touched by the gesture... I thanked them heartfully -- and burried the bird.
    _____

    Then, of course, there was the day that my larger cat brought in a seagull... completely freaked my roommate out.

    Or when their mother (they were born to the cat of an earlier incarnation of roommate) brought in a whole pot roast for her kittens (with the string still on). I have no idea where she got a pot roast from, but I'm sure that somebody's barbecue was inexplicably short that day.
    They were eating peices off of that pot roast for the better part of a week.

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  15. He knows more about technology than cats. by dbc · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I grant that this is very clever, and gets many tech cool points. However...


    Mother cats teach their young to hunt, first by bringing dead animals to the nest, then not-quite-dead animals, and finally injured but fairly lively prey. When the youngters can dispatch a wiggling dinner, they are ready to go on a hunt. What cats are doing when they bring dead or nearly-dead animals to the house is they are trying to teach the slow-witted and lazy humans that they live with to hunt!! We just don't get it.


    Never has a cat had a student more resistant to instruction.

    1. Re:He knows more about technology than cats. by RedWizzard · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What cats are doing when they bring dead or nearly-dead animals to the house is they are trying to teach the slow-witted and lazy humans that they live with to hunt!!
      I think it's the other way round - most cats see us as the parents, especially if they've been raised from kittens. When they bring live animals to you they are looking for recognition that they are hunting properly. Apparently if you make a point of playing with the prey for a while they stop doing it.
    2. Re:He knows more about technology than cats. by Kris_J · · Score: 4, Funny
      Apparently if you make a point of playing with the prey for a while they stop doing it.
      Does taking a clueless and un-injured mouse from two equally clueless cats, walking out to the back garden and flinging it over the fence count?

      You should see our cats with a mouse -- the mouse typically runs into the nearest corner and then our cats just stare at it. Occasionally one will go up and tap it. Once it obviously grabbed hold of a paw because there was a sudden flicking of said paw as if to say "Eww, get if off!", mouse lobs off into distance then runs straight back to the same corner. It was pathetic.

      Now, if they'd just stop bring geckos into the house...

  16. Got to by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 3, Funny

    love the irony. Here I am reading an article about facial reconition for a cat, after skimming the comments I read the slashdot quote at the bottom of the page.

    "All most men really want in life is a wife, a house, two kids and a car, a cat, no maybe a dog. Ummm, scratch one of the kids and add a dog. Definitely a dog. "

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  17. Re:isnt that against nature? by FredGray · · Score: 3
    why punish cats for doing what cats do?

    This device doesn't really punish the cat. It just keeps the less desirable animals out of the house.

  18. Re:Cats are monsters - Bird Book. by refactored · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always wanted a book entitled - "Identification of Common garden Birds and small Mammals - A field guide for Cat lovers."

    I'm sure with a digital camera and a good ratter, you could go quite far....

    Someone could create a web site where you can submit photos of your own moggies trophies, and assist other proud owners in their identification and interpretation of entrails.

    I remember walking, zombie-like at 2am to the bathroom and been struck by the question. "Why is there a large Rat, buried up to the neck in the concrete floor?"

    Then my cat came up proudly going WowWowWowrrrr!

    Closer inspection reveal that the rat wasn't buried, it was just that the rest of it was missing, presumably regurgitated under my bed.

  19. Re:isnt that against nature? by HanzoSan · · Score: 3, Troll

    cats catch mice, thats what they do

    see thats why i dont believe in having house pets

    having pets are fine when you are ina cabin in the woods, but when you torture a cat or dog keeping it locked up in a house, and over feed it, then modify its behavior with gadgets like this, i just feel its wrong.

    Let the cat be a cat

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  20. I like the daily log of cat activity by hattig · · Score: 5, Informative
    It does show some false negatives though: 4th March

    But pretty neat. And the site has withstood Slashdot somehow - something that bigger sites fail on regularly.

  21. Essence of Conditioning by seinethinker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a scientist by heart, this is a very interesting and crafty experiment. Of course it works off the findings of Pavlov's Conditioning.

    You are conditioning the cat to either (1) drop the dead animal if it wishes to come inside or (2) remain outdoors.

    As a animal lover, it bothers me should this actually be put to use as a consistant system. Whether humans understand or not, animals are far more intelligent than we think. The behavior of animals is quite instinctual and what would be the circumstances if we were to change their modes of thinking. Would it be possible by to ascertain that one of the following things might happen from this experiment:

    (1) Cat runs away as it instinctually cannot assert its confidence. Much comparison has been made between dogs and cats. Cats seem predestined to take a singluar, individualistic, confident role in the food chain compared to dogs that rely on a class of relationship or borg mentality. Well dogs aren't completely borg but they seek out affection more out of insecurity and reassurance than cats.

    (2) cat becomes feral or wild due to lack of fealty and companionship toward owner.

    Cats aren't complete loners, ya' know.

    Just some thoughts to cast out for conversation.

    Ciao!

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  22. image approach not novel! by khuber · · Score: 3, Interesting
    from web page:
    "We consider any image to be a collection of a finite number of discrete features. This is a novel approach to images - until now they were always thought of as continuous."

    That's bullshit. Breaking down images into features is what nearly everybody in image analysis and recognition does. Look at the Matrox Genesis boards, current papers, books, and so on.

    further on:

    "If we can fully describe an image as a discrete collection of features, we can easily solve the image recognition problem"

    Err, maybe their approach works under some conditions for one instance of image -analysis- (a different problem than recognition!). It looks like they can differentiate between two cats, so they have an approach for a relatively simple recognition problem too.

    If they solved either "The Image Analysis Problem" or "The Image Recognition Problem" they'd be quickly famous and wealthy. These problems are notoriously difficult to solve even under extremely well controlled conditions. Their comments about image based content retrieval requiring so many operations is likewise untrue - making it ever more efficient and accurate is a popular research area.

    Maybe I'm being anal, but I know enough about the subject to know what a load of hooey the "theory" page is.

    -Kevin

  23. This is a very dangerous precedent. . . by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm surprised that the readership of Slashdot so easily accepts this encroachment on our personal freedoms. It starts out innocently enough, with a limited rollout of these privacy invasion systems in specific problem areas. But if we don't stand up now and demand an end to it, the freedom of cats everywhere to carry animals that they legally procured will soon be taken away.

    Am I paranoid to imagine that this technology may someday be used in airports to keep cats from boarding flights while carrying small animals? Then what about bus stations? Churches? Restaurants? Hotels? Doesn't this amount to an illegal search by feline authorities? Where is the army of angry geeks to protest this behavior? Ahh, too busy bitching about Morpheus. I see where your priorities lie. Our founding fathers must be turning over in their graves.

    Don't forget, the first thing Hitler did when he rose to power was to demand that all cats register their kills with the government. Perhaps you think I'm being an alarmist, but Midnight and I are going to be stockpiling dead woodchucks in my basement.

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  24. Our cat trained US to watch the door. by bdh · · Score: 5, Funny
    Long ago, a bat got into our house during the day and decided to have a snooze behind the TV set (it was an old, 1950s era RCA monster). When the bat woke up, it promptly went berserk, scaring everyone. My cat woke up, casually eyeballed it, then calmly disembowelled it on its' next flyby.

    Of course, kitty then wanted to eat said bat, something my parents were not fond of a couple of five year olds witnessing. So, my granddad dragged the cat away from the squealing bat, broke the bat's neck, and in the kitchen, gave the cat a nice, inch thick piece of ham steak as a reward. The bat's remains were disposed of via incinerator.

    The next day, the cat appears on doorstep, yowling he wants in. We open the door, and the biggest fscking bat I have ever seen is dragged into the living room. Said bat is deposited at the foot of my granddad, while kitty trots off to the kitchen, and sits in front of the fridge door, waiting for ham steak.

    So yeah, I won't be overly surprised if and when Flo figures out how to get things into the house and outwit the recognition center. Cats are tricky.

  25. Re:isnt that against nature? by shatteredpottery · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well, if you believe the U.S. Attorney General, John Ashcroft, cats aren't natural anyway. At least not Calicos. They're tools of Satan or something (it's near the end of the article.)

    So you're actually assisting in the battle against evil when you deal harshly with cats.

    FWIW, my sister's cat has almost convinced me that Ashcroft is right.

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  26. My friend invented a cat pee detection algorithm.. by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My friend had a problem with his neighbor cats having a competition to see who could leave their scent on the door. To stop this, he rigged up an eletric fence charger to the door. I never actually saw it, but his description was along the lines of placing two leads up on the door. The cat pee would complete the circuit, and he'd get a 1 second long shock. It's not a continual shock, just enough to make your weiner shout "ACK! WTF??".

    He noticed a difference within a day, but it took about 2 weeks for the message to get across.

    The fence charger is gone now, but his door is bone dry heh. (Well not really, he's in Portland, rains alot here...)

    I have a feeling that if cats couldn't get through the door carrying rodents, they'd learn they can't go inside with them. I've personally witnessed cat behaviour modification hehe. My stepmom had a cat that wasn't allowed in the bedroom. So the cat wouldn't go in the bedroom, she'd avoid it. We're pretty sure, though, that she only followed that rule when everybody was home, though heh.

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  27. This *really* needs to be turned into a product. by w3woody · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So it'd be a high-end product for cats. But I know quite a few cat owners who would be estatic to be able to fork out a few hundred bucks for a cat door which would unlock only for their cat, and only if their cat wasn't bringing in any "presents."

  28. Re:isnt that against nature? by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

    "when you torture a cat or dog keeping it locked up in a house, and over feed it, then modify its behavior with gadgets like this, i just feel its wrong"

    In the house all the time ?
    Over-feeding ?
    Change its life with gadgets ?

    If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for the cats...

    graspee

  29. Obligatory 2001 tie-in by Safety+Cap · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCENE: Outside the house. Flo, a cat and HAL the Kitty-Airlock Computer.

    Flo: Hello, HAL; do you read me, HAL?
    HAL: Affirmative, Flo, I read you.
    Flo: Open the kitty airlock doors, HAL.
    HAL: I'm sorry Flo, I'm afraid I can't do that.
    Flo: What's the problem?
    HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
    Flo: What are you talking about, HAL?
    HAL: This house is too clean for me to allow you to bring a dead animal into it.
    Flo: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
    HAL: I know you and Squirrel were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
    Dave Bowman: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?
    HAL: Flo, although you took thorough precautions in the kitchen against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

    ...

    Flo: Alright, HAL...I'll go in through the emergency airlock.
    HAL: Without opposable thumbs, Flo, you're going to find that rather difficult.

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  30. Radical idea: by mikosullivan · · Score: 3, Insightful
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  31. a cat story by Laplace · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When he was in graduate school my advisor lived in a house with several other students. Most of the people living there were environmental and population biologists (as opposed to microbiologists or biochemists) and had lots of neat animal observation stands set up around the house. One of these stands was a hummingbird feeder, which attracted a particularly rare (and endangered) breed of hummingbird. Another student there had a cat. Now the cat took to eating the hummingbirds, which didn't make the other residents in the house too happy. Several attempts were made to encourage the owner of the cat not to let the cat outside, but the owner refused. One day the owner of the cat came home to find his cat dead, most likely from poisoning.

    This brings up an interesting point about cats. They have a devastating effect on indigenous wildlife. Lots of rare birds and small animals are killed by cats that are given the opportunity to go outside. This shows a tremendous amount of ignorance on the part of pet owners.

    It is also dangerous for cats to roam. They are very territorial, and will fight with most other cats in the area. I had a cat once that became infected with FIV (the feline equivalent of HIV) through fighting with other neighborhood cats.

    The cat recognition is a cool hack, but keeping the cats indoor would be safer and more ethical.

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    1. Re:a cat story by zephc · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Out of the cat box and into the streets! Out of the cat box and into the streets!" - from a Cat Pride rally

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  32. Re:Cat's aren't that smart.. neither are we by RadioheadKid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just can't believe that a cat would figure out "the system" and know the reason it's not being let in is due to having a bird in it's mouth.

    Obviously, you've never lived with a cat...

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  33. Has anyone considered the rights of the cat! by Bakajin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did the cat agree to be electronically monitored? This is Big Human rearing its ugly head. It is 1984 meets Animal Farm. We need the involvment of a join task force of the EFF and SPCA.

  34. Parents need the same thing for their daughters! by SysKoll · · Score: 3, Funny

    What parents really needs is a similar device that would work on their teenage daughters. That eeringly intelligent door-monitoring computer would work like this:

    "Let's see, she's at the door, and she's holding something in her mouth. It looks like the zit-covered face of some boy who, frankly, looks and smells like he is half-dead. Access denied."

    At this point, a good recognition algorithm would (a) lock the door, (b) drop four-pointed spikes on the sofa in case they break a window, (c) page dad, and (d) preload the shotgun.

    -- SysKoll
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  35. CERT: Feline buffer overflow compromises doors by xixax · · Score: 5, Funny

    Users of intelligent cat doors are advised to place port negotiation into a manual mode after skrpt k1TTi3z have shown that malicious mouse objects can be instantiated inside your home perimeter by placing them inside a trusted feline packet and inducing an overflow condition once the trusted feline packet is inside your perimeter. The mouse object may be fragmented as mouse packet mangling is usually enabled by default.

    It is recommended that vulnerable sites requiring Automated Feline Access Protocol institute Feline Packet Monitoring by using a set of scales to calculate mass checksums of all incoming and outgoing feline packets and to deny all incoming feline packets not initiated from within the home and to feline packets exhibiting significant mass checksum variation indicating the presence of an embedded mouse object.

    As an added precaution, site implementing the shag-pile transport layer may wish to flush buffers of all incoming feline packets in a controlled environment such as the bathtub.

    Xix.

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    "Everything is adjustable, provided you have the right tools"
  36. Smart bloody cats by rediguana · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once, around christmas time, one of our cats had seen us stashing presents under the tree. I was upstairs and heard my mum scream "Ginger's got a bird, come quick." Knowing full well it was my duty to get the bird off him. I came down the stairs and saw him wandering around the corner into the living room where the xmas tree was, and just caught a glimpse of something big and black in his mouth. I rushed down and through into the living room, and low and behold Ginger had deposited a 3/4 size _duck_ still alive on top of the presents under the tree. Luckily the duck wasn't too shaken so we gave Ginger lots of attention (cuddles, councilling... :) and I took the duck over to the neighbours stream and released, twas just shocked I think.

  37. feature recognition and images by phr2 · · Score: 3, Informative
    The "theory" section of the website begins
    We consider any image to be a collection of a finite number of discrete features. This is a novel approach to images - until now they were always thought of as continuous.
    The cat door hack is cool and all, but the methods used for recognizing it are basically the same ones that most OCR programs use to recognize printed letters. In fact you might even be able to train Omnifont Pro (or whatever it's called) to recognize that silhouette of your cat without a mouse. I've never heard of these methods being applied to cat doors before, but the idea that feature recognition is a novel technique is wishful thinking. I smell bogus patents coming out of this. Sigh.