Neverwinter Nights Coming in June
dextr0us writes "The apocalypse has come. Neverwinter Nights beat Duke Nukem Forever to the release floor. According to Neverwinter Nights Official Site it seems that they are taking pre orders, and the official date for the pre orders is 6/25/02. As a fan of pen-n-paper, without the geekiness, Neverwinter Nights solves my dilemma!" Update: 03/25 12:38 GMT by Hemos :Just a small note: I'm still available for beta-testing. *grin* CT: Hemos is not available for beta-testing. He
has work to do first ;)
Really, it's coming in June now. Honest. We swear it.
;)
*ahem*
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"As a fan of pen-n-paper, without the geekiness, Neverwinter Nights solves my dilemma!"
;)
Aaaarggh... we've been invaded by jocks!!
Go for the eyes Boo, Go For The Eyes!!!
I mean, pen and paper RPG without the geekiness? That's like french fries without fat, Microsoft software without bugs... *rimshot*. They probably just bit the bullet after all these wasted years and made the geekiest game in history. Which will still sell like mad; they've had an eternity to hype it and take pre-orders, after all.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions.
"As a fan of pen-n-paper, without the geekiness, Neverwinter Nights solves my dilemma!" Rightttt. You can stop trying to get laid, Sparky. This is Slashdot!!
["Marge, I agree with you - in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory." - Homer]
To: Mr. Hemos
From: The Beta Test Department
We regret to inform you that you have not been selected for our beta test pool *again*. We require beta testers to use spell checkers, as they are freely available.
Regards,
The Beta Test Department
And I immediately started putting a group togethor to start in July (to give me enough time to write the campaign). Some people from my pen & paper group want me to tranfer my current campaign to this new system, but I told them that we should continue the pen and paper stuff since nothing beats eating chips and watching pewter figures hump each other while I frantically try to find the AC of an orc.
Oh, give me a break. None of us computer game players could swim or climb if we wanted to in the real world anyway, so the game is actually very realistic.
Dammit, I dropped my Doritos. I am screwed! Help!!
-Kevin
Didn't we just do the "Most Outrageous Vendor Lies Ever Told" story?