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Giant Octopus

texchanchan writes "Yahoo reports that the first adult specimen, dead unfortunately, of a very large octopus species has been brought in by fishermen. '[A] very big octopus, the size of a fully mature male giant squid,' says a marine biologist. It is described as 'extremely deep... extremely large...'"

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  1. Now that I've got a huge octopus by Violet+Null · · Score: 3, Funny

    All I need to do is genetically modify it to be smarter, and then strap on a mind control device, and presto: my plan to conquer the world will be complete!

    1. Re:Now that I've got a huge octopus by Numeric · · Score: 2, Informative

      They did this Red Alert 2. (well its a squid not an octopus.)

      http://westwood.ea.com/games/ccuniverse/redalert 2/ english/sovietunits4.html

      "These leviathans are a product of Soviet research teams who captured giant squids from their natural habitat and trained them to be a force of terror in the Red navy. One of the few melee units in the Red Alert 2 arsenal, the Giant Squid is also one of the most powerful naval units, able to mangle, dismantle and destroy enemy ships by crushing it with its powerful tentacles. Since it's invisible to enemy radar, the Giant Squid is perfect for sneak attacks against powerful enemy pieces such as Destroyers or Carriers -- send it with support units to guard against counters such as Dolphins, and your Giant Squids will repay your investment many times over."

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    2. Re:Now that I've got a huge octopus by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Remember the saying "you get what you pay for" when you are shopping for thugs.

      If the empire had actually spent the money to get quality stormtroopers the universe would still be ruled by the empire!

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  2. Deep and Large by agrounds · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is described as 'extremely deep... extremely large...'

    Reminds me of my prom date! Ah.. memories better left at the bottom of the ocean..

  3. Avoid giving pointless motivational speeches. by Kibo · · Score: 2

    So, is Sam Jackson going to play you in the movie?

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  4. CNN by sllort · · Score: 2, Funny

    Aw c'mon, you've got to post the CNN link, where a reporter under so much pressure to deliver a visual aspect to America's short-attention-span audience pasted a picture of a giant squid captured 8 years ago onto a story about an octopus.

  5. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! by yndrd · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally the Old Ones have returned to cleanse the Earth from those pesky nests of human beings.

    I was beginning to lose hope.

    1. Re:Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bring it on!
      I got a shotgun and a spell book! hell, I might even have some sanity points left....

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    2. Re:Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Damn - I can't find the lyrics online to that good old Leslie Fish song about how C'thu'lu rises again, starts to break fast, and then runs in terror when he sees humanity has nuclear weapons.

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  6. 13 feet? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

    13 feet? That barely registers on my giganto-meter. 13 meters, maybe. 13 feet, nah!

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    1. Re:13 feet? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Indeed. This is like an article saying, "Scientists today captured a GIANT ANT. The feisty Formicidae measured over ONE QUARTER OF AN INCH LONG."

      Now, that would be pretty giant by ant standards, but when I think of giant ants, I want cars being crushed and houses being levelled.

      It's hard to believe that this made CNN.

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    2. Re:13 feet? by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 2

      Maybe, but note this line in the BBC article that somebody mentioned previously:

      "He has provisionally identified the sub-mature female as being Haliphron atlanticus."

      This one was still a kid. Wonder how big Ma and Pa Octopus were?....

  7. Also at the BBC by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2, Informative

    The BBC also has a article on this story.

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  8. Re:Differences between Squid and Octopus? by candot · · Score: 3, Informative

    Where to begin?

    Squid and octopi come from the same branch of the tree as oysters, snails, and chitons, meaning that they're mushy, non-segmented (think millipede or vertebrae), have a shell, and taste yummy. Of all the molluscs, squid and octopi are most closely related to each other, but there are several key differences.

    In squid, the shell is reduced to a beak and a thin, flexible support called the pen. The pen lets them have that long, tubular body. Octopi have a beak, but no pen, making them pretty mushy (and able to fit through really small holes).

    For the most part, squid live in the water column and hunt and octopi on the bottom and scavenge. (You could probably call picking on clams hunting, but really...). Squid are fast; octopi slow.

    Here's a key difference if you want to keep one behind glass. Squid have to keep moving. Put them in a tank and they die quickly. You can keep an octopus for years, just throw it a raw crab once in a while. Because of this, we are able to find out that many octopus species are intelligent. Some squid may be just as smart (they haven't caught a live Architeuthes yet, so they're smarter than tuna!), but we have no way of knowing because we can't really do tests on them.

    Both are cephlapods, meaning they have their feet on their heads. Octopi have eight arms, more or less identical. Squid have eight stubby arms and two long ones with grabby pad on the end, the tentacles. Inside, they're pretty much the same: gut, ink sac...nothing you really want to eat.

    There you have it, the highlights, at least. God, I'm a nerd.

  9. I thought the largest was 32ft? by Jayson · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The largest octopus reported in scientific literature was 32 feet from arm tip to arm tip and weighed 300 lbs. It was an unusual looking octopus. The biggest one that I've ever seen was found in the waters around Vancouver Island, and was 22.5 ft. from arm tip to arm tip and weighed 156 lbs. (Jim Cosgrove, RBCM)

    taken from http://7thfloormedia.com/projects/safari/newslette r/questions/qocto.html