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Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise'
hisholiness writes "It seems that a major underground letter writing campaign has secured Wil Wheaton (ST:TNG's Wesley Crusher) a recurring role the current 'Enterprise' series. According to his website, he states, "The details are still being worked out, but basically what they plan to do is have Wesley use his Time Traveler abilities to move through space and time to the NX-01. He'll be written more like the dark, troubled Wesley of 'The First Duty' and 'Final Mission', and less like the gee-whiz Wesley of days gone by." He continues that he will be in 8 of 22 new episodes over the next two seasons."
not another afj
Blarf.
Okay, no more slashdot for the day. I'm tired of this crap.
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Stop the insanity! No more blatant april fool's jokes! Please! Stop!
Everything is mainstream now.
Hey, let's post some sites that actually have funny jokes this year. :)
I liked the one on www.gamespot.com about the Duke Nukem developers trying to fit the game in the box
as much of a waste of time as poting your not going to read anymore?
seriously, you don't like the AF jokes, fine. Comeback tomorrow. But to decide not to come back here becasue its a waste of your time, and then to spen MORE time telling everybody about pretty much makes you a looney.
The Kruger Dunning explains most post on
You call for blanking the blank. And, as we all know, that's illegal, immoral, and fattening. Plus, it makes you spell badly.
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Y'know, you guys really ought to just expect this by now. Every year they report April Fools links, and they're very likely going to keep doing it. If you don't like em, don't go to /. until April 2. Pretty simple, eh? :)
--Kylus
Idiot-proof something, and Life will build a better Idiot.
Well, that's what the goat says, anyway.
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troll, troll, troll your goat
Red Hat To Change Focus
04012002 Posted: 7:58 AM EST (1258 GMT)
DURHAM, North Carolina (AP) -- The Washington Post reported late Friday that Durham-based Red Hat, distributer of the popular Linux operating system, has decided to change their business focus.
Sources close to the situation report that the company will concentrate on selling fine haberdashery, abandoning their efforts to sell Linux based software and services.
"As a company policy, we don't respond to rumors, but this one is true," Red Hat spokeswoman Melissa London told The Associated Press in response to the report.
An anonymous source told The Associated Press, "They just realized they could make more money selling red fedoras. I can't blame them really, the fedoras they make are very nice, and were making them a lot more money than Red Hat Database was."
Further details are expected later this week.
About Red Hat, Inc.
Red Hat is the world's premier provider of fine haberdashery. Red Hat is headquartered in Raleigh, N.C. and has offices worldwide. Please visit Red Hat on the Web at www.redhat.com. For investor inquiries, contact Gabriel Szulik at Red Hat, (919) 754-3700.
LINUX is a trademark of Linus Torvalds. RED HAT is a registered trademark of Red Hat, Inc. All other names and trademarks are the property of their respective owners.
FORWARD-LOOKING STATEMENTS Forward-looking statements in this press release are made pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934. Investors are cautioned that statements in this press release that are not strictly historical statements, including, without limitation, management's plans and objectives for future operations, and management's assessment of market factors, constitute forward-looking statements which involve risks and uncertainties. Other statements in this release may be total fabrications and should not be relied on for medical reseach, nuclear control systems, or anything in particular. These risks and uncertainties include, without limitation, reliance upon strategic relationships, management of growth, the possibility of undetected hat making errors, the risks of economic downturns generally, and in Red Hat's industry specifically, the risks associated with competition and competitive pricing pressures, the viability of the haberdashery industry, and other risks detailed in Red Hat's filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
I've had enough abrasive sigs. Kittens are cute and fuzzy.
The Palestinians are not in Israel, nor are they citizens. They live under the rule of Yasser Arafat's "Interim Government", also known as the "Palestinian Authority". Under this system, the palistians have autonomy, but the truth is Yasser Arafat (or General Arafat as he calls himself) is running Gaza and the West Bank like a tin-pot dictator. Under Arafat, not only do they not have a vote, but they dont' even have the right to political speech unless it's under Yasser's direction.
At this point, there are three kinds of Palestinians (in order of their percent of population)
1) The kind that don't give a shit about any damn cause, and just want to have a life that doesn't include sending their kids to schools in flak jackets
2) Palestinians who think they are fighting some grand cause to reclaim lands they never actually had from a people who doesn't even want it, and think that they are justified in murdering civilians in the name of their cause
3) The Palestinians who go around convincing #2 that they "are fighting some grand cause...", while talking out of the other side of their face to the rest of the world about how much they want peace with Israel.
WWJD
Wil Wheaton Just Died. (truly an American icon)