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UnknownSoldier writes "Ever wondered how fast CD-ROM drives can spin their CDs before the CD will self destruct due to centrifugal force? This person was too, and has his results. (So much for those 100x drives)."
... shitty a bar and venue barkley's is.
down with fuckley's.
skrew downtown Mt. Pearl
Wtf is centrifugal force?
This is not the first post, but it is closer to being the first post than it is to being the last.
Breakfast Burritos
Serves 4
8 eggs or equivalent
8 tortillas
1/2 cup shredded cheese or soy cheese
1/2 pound soy sausage
1/2 cup mushrooms sauteed (optional)
Cook sausage. Combine eggs into sausage and cook until soft. Sprinkle in cheese. Place portion onto tortilla, fold once, fold each end and roll. Serve with salsa or picante sauce. May also use sauteed green peppers or other vegetables instead of sausage.
i would like to use such a drive to perform medical experiments
Ever wondered how fast CD-ROM drives can spin their CDs before the CD will self destruct due to centrifugal force?
I can honestly say, no, I haven't.
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I
had to take a piss. As I entered the john a big beautiful
all-American football hero type, about twenty-five, came out of one
of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the
corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me.
He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I
wouldn't have a chance with him.
As soon as he left I darted into the booth he'd vacated, hoping
there might be a lingering smell of shit and even a seat still warm
from his sturdy young ass. I found not only the smell but the shit
itself. He'd forgotten to flush. And what a treasure he had left
behind. Three or four beautiful specimens floated in the bowl. It
apparently had been a fairly dry, constipated shit, for all were
fat, stiff, and ruggedly textured. The real prize was a great feast
of turd -- a nine inch gastrointestinal triumph as thick as a man's
wrist.
I knelt before the bowl, inhaling the rich brown fragrance and
wondered if I should obey the impulse building up inside me. I'd
always been a heavy rimmer and had lapped up more than one little
clump of shit, but that had been just an inevitable part of eating
ass and not an end in itself. Of course I'd had jerkoff fantasies of
devouring great loads of it (what rimmer hasn't), but I had never
done it. Now, here I was, confronted with the most beautiful
five-pound turd I'd ever feasted my eyes on, a sausage fit to star
in any fantasy and one I knew to have been hatched from the asshole
of the world's handsomest young stud.
Why not? I plucked it from the bowl, holding it with both
hands to keep it from breaking. I lifted it to my nose. It smelled
like rich, ripe limburger (horrid, but thrilling), yet had the
consistency of cheddar. What is cheese anyway but milk turning to
shit without the benefit of a digestive tract?
I gave it a lick and found that it tasted better then it
smelled. I've found since then that shit nearly almost does.
I hesitated no longer. I shoved the fucking thing as far into
my mouth as I could get it and sucked on it like a big brown cock,
beating my meat like a madman. I wanted to completely engulf it and
bit off a large chunk, flooding my mouth with the intense,
bittersweet flavor. To my delight I found that while the water in
the bowl had chilled the outside of the turd, it was still warm
inside. As I chewed I discovered that it was filled with hard
little bits of something I soon identified as peanuts. He hadn't
chewed them carefully and they'd passed through his body virtually
unchanged. I ate it greedily, sending lump after peanutty lump
sliding scratchily down my throat. My only regret was the donor of
this feast wasn't there to wash it down with his piss.
I soon reached a terrific climax. I caught my cum in the
cupped palm of my hand and drank it down. Believe me, there is no
more delightful combination of flavors than the hot sweetness of cum
with the rich bitterness of shit.
Afterwards I was sorry that I hadn't made it last longer. But
then I realized that I still had a lot of fun in store for me.
There was still a clutch of virile turds left in the bowl. I
tenderly fished them out, rolled them into my handkerchief, and
stashed them in my briefcase. In the week to come I found all kinds
of ways to eat the shit without bolting it right down. Once eaten
it's gone forever unless you want to filch it third hand out of your
own asshole. Not an unreasonable recourse in moments of desperation
or simple boredom.
I stored the turds in the refrigerator when I was not using
them but within a week they were all gone. The last one I held in
my mouth without chewing, letting it slowly dissolve. I had liquid
shit trickling down my throat for nearly four hours. I must have
had six orgasms in the process.
I often think of that lovely young guy dropping solid gold out
of his sweet, pink asshole every day, never knowing what joy it
could, and at least once did, bring to a grateful shiteater.
... but there are better ways to deal with it. Really.
Basically, a modular compoment system with all surfaces touch, heat, light, etc sensitive. high res/color displays on surfaces as well. Fast enough asyncronous parallel processing and you just lay a cd on the surface and the cd pits are scanned like an image and processed. What a nut my mind is sometimes. About a billion layers of abstraction between the CD and reading the actual data. Thought I'd share..
Question
http://www.ironfroggy.com/
WILLIAMSTON, S.C. -- A man charged with taking his clothes off and then attacking two customers and an employee at a Subway restaurant was denied bail on Friday.
Investigators said that Michael Sims, 32, went apparently unnoticed into the women's restroom at the Williamston sub shop and stripped down to his socks.
Arrest warrants said that when a 15-year-old female customer opened the restroom door, Sims pulled her in, removed some of her clothing and began attacking her.
A 16-year-old female employee was also pulled into the restroom and attacked, warrants said.
The 15-year-old's grandmother was assaulted when she went into the restroom to pull the attacker off her granddaughter, according a warrant.
Mr. Sims faces a variety of felony charges, including assault and battery of a high and aggravated nature and assault with intent to commit criminal sexual conduct.
Friday, Williamston Municipal Court Judge Jimmy Cox told Mr. Sims that he not be released from jail.
"I find that your release would pose a serious threat of harm both to yourself and to other people, and I'm therefore denying your bail," Cox said in court.