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Apple Deals with Devil, Communists

Posted by pudge on from the hail-satan dept.

rschroeder writes "I keep thinking that this article can't be real, but it looks like it. Among the juicier bits: 'The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (Mac OS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an 'Open Source' license, which is just another name for Communism.'" Yes, of course. And I am still waiting for Jesux to be released.

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  1. Re:Fucking HELL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    $ host 64.28.67.150
    Name: slashdot.org
    Address: 64.28.67.150

    Nice try.

  2. The true path pops up at me by Lac · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Funny. I didn't know that the Path to God could be revealed through pop-ups. Aren't pop-ups evil?

  3. Shesss Slashdot by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I submitted this story this morning because it was a total riot... but I was rejected. And then what do I see later in the evening?... someone else got it through.

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    "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
  4. Re:Lickable? by dmaxwell · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Do the schnozbuttons really taste like schnozbuttons?

  5. Re:From the article... by Rushuru · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Shouldn't your signature be more like this?

    fUffhfjfbfN or even fNfUffhfjfbfN?

    right now it reads "zardanicc"
    or may be I just can't pronouce your user name correctly ^_^

    fWff

    ffVf...f

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    !
    ^_^
  6. Re:Evolution (and Science in general) is NOT "beli by glapalom · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    OK, you win. Evolution is for real. Although evidence is lacking, I concede. God does not exist. Now what?
    You get to sit on your death-bed however many years/minutes from now, and say "Well, it was fun while it lasted. Guess that's it. See ya.", and you get to look back and see your life pass before your eyes. You might even give a smug little smile about how you had it all figured out. Those stupid believers, and then that's it. Done. Finished. You are history.
    Me on the other hand, I'm sittin there on my death-bed, and I get to look FORWARD. I get to go in ANTICIPATION of what's next. I have the knowledge and COMFORT that my family will be with me sometime soon. I get excited thinking about when the creator meets me and says "Thanks for believing, and welcome." The only sadness I have is thinking about those who didn't end up believing and what they are going to go through.
    Hmmm. looking back vs. looking forward.
    Weigh our two acceptances and your fate will either be one of two things...

    1) If you are right, looking back and then nothing, conceding to the end.
    2) If God is right, suffering eternally with satan.

    My fate will be one of two things...
    1) If you are right, looking forward and then nothing, but I don't care cause I'm dead anyway, but I went happy, not conceding.
    2) If God is right, looking forward, eternal life, joy, love, happiness, family, etc...

    Yes sir. You sure got it all figured out...

    Anybody who wants to learn more is more than welcome to email me, but please save your rants and flame for the forum.

    - Joshua 24:15

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    Joshua 24:15