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Apple Deals with Devil, Communists
rschroeder writes "I keep thinking that this article can't be real, but it looks like it. Among the juicier bits: 'The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (Mac OS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an 'Open Source' license, which is just another name for Communism.'" Yes, of course. And I am still waiting for Jesux to be released.
Makes me wonder if they have Theomathematics, Theochemistry, Theophysics and Theoengineering as well.
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This fucking bastard has pissed me off for the last time!!! Everyone DoS this motherfucker:
64.28.67.150
Thank you. A shiny new penny for the first to knock his flimsy little PII offline!!
Really- people should read the article. It's rolling on the floor funny. It must be a hoax though. No one could be this funny without it being on purpose.
My favorite quote: (right near the bottom)
ADDENDUM IV (4/21/2002): Apparently anti-Christian zealots -- as well as shocked Christians who have unwittingly become Mac owners -- are linking to this article, which explains the large number of emails we have received on this topic. More clues have come in showing the dark nature of Apple Computers. According to one of our readers, the new MacOS X contains another Satanic holdover from the "BSD Unix" OS mentioned above; to open up certain locked files one has to run a program much like the DOS prompt in Microsoft Windows and type in a secret code: "chmod 666". What other horrors lurk in this thing?
They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
I've been licking the buttons on my Dell laptop, and that's okay, but have you tasted the new IMac? Apple has again leaped way ahead in terms of user interface.
Lickable Buttons. Hmmm... I wonder if he's thinking about those candies you used to get at street-fairs and the like which were just little dots on a roll of paper. Or perhaps those weren't really candies and this is all one long, crazy trip...
Sweat
It breaks my pluginses, my precious!
Apparently the Darwin OS is not the original creation of Apple Computers but is instead based off of an older, obsolete OS called "BSD Unix".
Grrrrrr!!!!!!!!
This is "All True"*. It all started with the insidious darwinist plot using the fluoridation of the drinkng water supply, thereby contaminating our precious bodily fluids. This is just one of many plots master minded by the...I've already said too much....
* All True actually meant to serve as placeholder for complete and utter bullshit
http://www.ironycentral.com/archives/theoexam.html
.9c. In Joe's rest frame, how much does God now love Bob? "
"1. (20 pts.) Bob and Joe are standing on a street corner. God loves each an equal amount L. Bob then accelerates to
Then why have they had so much trouble turning a profit. If they made a deal with the devil then MS should be crushed by now... Or is the Apple/Satan conglomerate held at bay by all of those god-faring christians that use MS?
What you say??? Clearly you are a heathen and must rot in hell.
It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
*glances at his freebsd shirt*
It hasn't been a problem in California, but twice I was accused of being a devil worshipper while wearing my FreeBSD polo shirt in Texas.
Noo... you see, it's an "operating system". There's these "processes" that run in the "background" and the little demon is just a mascot, sort of like... fuck it... you got me, it's Satan.
Found this over at the OpenBSD (Open to Bondage, Satanism and Domination) site:
http://www.openbsd.org/lyrics.htmlGave me a pretty good chuckle. Fortunately I think that server can stand to be slashdotted.
Yesterday I was attacked by the followers of an evil heathen website, dotslash.
What they did is called a DoS, and DoS stands for Denying Our Savour. The attack is called by the followers of dotslash the 'dotslash effect'
The name of the attackers, dotslash is clearly a reference to the beast, and how it attacks.
Fear not, I lit candles on top of my monitor, and now that the fire department has put the flames of hell out, and I have finished praying, all will be well.
Desperation is a stinky cologne
Here's the Best Page of the site. It's the Kid's Page. :-)
What should you do if you find an atheist?
Atheists such as crotchety old Mr. Gruff think they've got it all figured out...
...but then why are they always so sad?
If you find an atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
The TruePath host is gonna be some stiffed what with all the Slashdot, MeFi, Fark, ARS, and Memepool hits... Atheist geeks destroy Christianity!
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The kids section.
The section on what to do if you discover that there is a grumpy old atheist in the neighborhood is hilarious. Also the little cartoon about how dinosaurs and humankind used to walk the earth together because the earth is only 10,000 years old is beyond compare. Evolution as a tool of Satan! I love it! Almost as funny as good ole Elron's theory about intergalactic genocide 75,000,000 years ago being the cause of all suffering for humans.
Pooty tweet
[Apple] is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult.
Well the article got one thing right... I just did not know MAC people were so weird because they were in with Satan...
Hmm.. interesting technique there for spotting propoganda, but I normally just look to see if the file contains the word "propaganda" :)
Ian
No wonder I've had a strange urge to a rip an MP3 of "Highway to Hell" on my iMac.
Ergonomica Auctorita Illico!
so if we all "chmod 666" does that mean that jesux will get here faster :P
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I'm an evangelical lawnmower! I am more articulate than you!
"...under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons"
Man I love those lickable buttons. Makes everything taste so good
Just scanned the index for the first time since this was the top article and saw underneath:
... at best punctuated equilibrium, but sometimes verging on mass extinction.
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Definitely needed that laugh.
Having managed to stash away a few ancient Macs last week which I grabbed for archive retrieval purposes, I would have thought there was precious little evidence of evolution in the Mac lineage
But if there is a prize, I could imagine worse than a new desk lamp.
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