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Post-it Notes vs. Copy-Inhibited CDs

rjoseph writes "MacUser is running an article about how the new Celine Dion CD A New Day Has Come with copy protection mechanisms to prevent the CD from being played on a PC not only won't play on an iMac, but it will lock the CD tray (so it can't be removed) and fubar the firmware (so the machine can't be rebooted), effectivley killing the iMac. Ouch." We mentioned this interesting experiment in consumer relations last month as well, but now it's getting noticed a lot more. However, emkman writes: "What was first thought to be an April Fool's joke, now appears to be true. Some Audio CD protection schemes such as Cactus DATA Shield 100/200, KeyAudio, and perhaps others may be defeated by invalidating the outer ring of the CD with a black marker or post-it sticky note. www.chip.de has their report in German, here is a translation."

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  1. Class Action Lawsuit! by NETHED · · Score: 4, Funny

    GO buy one now!! I want a new computer at their expense!

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    1. Re:Class Action Lawsuit! by Cramer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There's a huge difference between "not playable in" and "will destroy if played in". If their technology is specifically designed to do this or they release it knowing it will have this effect, then they are in a heap of trouble. Such intentional action is under the jurisdiction of the FBI computer crimes division as felony computer tresspass (the same as any "hacker" breaking into systems.) Every single person with so much as one molecule of their finger in this pie deserves prison time.

    2. Re:Class Action Lawsuit! by Gibbys+Box+of+Trix · · Score: 3, Informative

      According to this post, it appears that the new iMacs lack a manual release hole for the cd-rom drive and the disk has to be released by 'manually winding the cogs' or returning the machine for professional repair.

    3. Re:Class Action Lawsuit! by monkeydo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not according to Apple, "Some computers, such as the iMac (Flat Panel), Power Mac G4 Cube, and certain models of Power Mac G4 (QuickSilver or later), may not have a user-accessible eject hole."

      They may have an eject hole, but it isn't accesible. There are however other ways of removing the disk.

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  2. Re:Oh for goodness sakes! by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 5, Informative
    Most CD drives have a mechanical (manual) eject that can be hit with a pen or paper clip. In that case you can just pull the CD out and you're fine.

    The new iMac doesn't have any manual way to do it.
    In other cases, perhaps you might need to get creative to get that CD out. Perhaps you need to pull the drive apart - who knows. The point is, the article made it clear that there is no permanent damage to the machine.

    Oh of course. All you have to do is dismantle the computer and void your warranty to get the CD out? Man, some people are just whiners!

    mark
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  3. This explains how to get the drive to open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
  4. Taking it too far by Man+of+E · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously, breaking someone's machine intentionally is a bit excessive. Past copy-protection schemes were okay in my book because laymen couldn't get past them and people who bothered/could were in the minority: piracy prevention but without excess. But now the little laymen who don't bother reading the little warning labels are having their iMacs broken? This is affecting the luddites who don't know or care about p2p filesharing and buy all CDs and just assume they'll play in their CD players. Is the industry trying to alienate the people who still trusted it?

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  5. Finally someone who realizes.... by Cynical_Dude · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... what the correct way to treat a Celine Dion CD is. Summary of article: a.) Buy black marker b.) paint underside of CD completely black Next up: The correct way to treat your boy group cds. a.) Buy some acetone b.) ...

  6. Re:Punishment by kisrael · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are just punishing you for listening to Celine Dion. YOu deserve it.

    No, this is your karmically-correct punishment for buying the Celine Dion CD...listening is its own punishment.

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  7. For everyone saying "I don't like Celine Dion" by Gaccm · · Score: 5, Informative

    The soundtrack of Episode 2 seems to be protected in such a way also.

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    1. Re:For everyone saying "I don't like Celine Dion" by SealBeater · · Score: 5, Funny

      Doesn't matter, it's already been ripped and posted on
      alt.binaries.mp3.soundtracks. 8*)

      SealBeater

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    2. Re:For everyone saying "I don't like Celine Dion" by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      First they came for "More Fast and Furious," and I did not speak out because that's not my kind of music.

      Then they came for Celine Dion, and I did not speak out because I'm lukewarm about Celine Dion.

      Then they came for Episode 2, and I did not speak out because I'm not really a Star Wars fan.

      But THEN they copy-protected that CD of "Richard Stallman sings Tom Lehrer..."

  8. Celine Dion does not meet Starcraft by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I tried to test this Celine Dion CD to see if it would get stuck in my iMac, but then I discovered to my horror that I couldn't get the Starcraft CD out of the drive. Must ... Quit ... Game ... and press ... Eject ... Muscles ... not ... responding...

    graspee

    P.S. This may have legal implications if my Starcraft CD starts downloading mp3s without my permission. (ha ha. sorry).

  9. An analogy by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If someody were to develop some amazing new casette tape that didn't work on a subset of casette players, that would be okay. If that tape, instead, destroyed the player into which it was inserted by chewing up the playback heads, that would not be okay, even if it came with a label saying, ``Not for use on foo tape decks.''

    Celine has done the latter.

    b&

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  10. Legality? by beefstu01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ummm... isn't this illegal? If some iMac owner accidently puts one of these CD's in the drive and send the thing to kingdom come, didn't Sony just damage their computer with malicious intent? C'mon, Sony has to know that the CD's are going to do this. Can we say class action lawsuit? What's wrong with playing a cd in your computer? Sure, I've got MP3's, but I also play audio cd's on my laptop, and if my laptop gets busted becase one of these damn cds, then I'd frickin sue Sony and anybody connected to the deal for every dime they've got.

    Sony should realize that they're treading on very thin ice here. They need to realize that some people have very sensitive information on their computers, and if it gets f*$&# because of their cd protection scheme.....

    Sorry, but these dumb moves just irritate me

  11. circumvention devices? by schussat · · Score: 5, Funny
    Are we to understand that post-it notes and sharpie pens are now contraband circumvention devices? 3M is not going to like this, not one bit.

    -schussat

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    1. Re:circumvention devices? by qslack · · Score: 5, Funny
      Are we to understand that post-it notes and sharpie pens are now contraband circumvention devices? 3M is not going to like this, not one bit.


      Actually, 3M is embracing this new product direction.

      They have renamed their Post-It product line to Toast-It, making a clear reference to burning, or "toasting," a CD-R.

      They have also renamed their popular Sharpie line of permanent markers to "Share-pie," indicating that the markers will enable purchasers to share music.

      :)
    2. Re:circumvention devices? by Bouncings · · Score: 4, Funny

      in germany you have got a right to make a backup copy

      Damn you and your superior legal system snobbery.

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    3. Re:circumvention devices? by qslack · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dear CaptainSuperBoy,

      I am sorry for the problem(s) that I have written into my messages. Down here in Afghanistan, we can't get Sharpies or Sanford markers, so I have no way of knowing the correct brand that I should have put in my messages.

      Please excuse this!

      I now must go and watch my DiVXes on my C-64 and play Final Fantasy X! Also, I have a question about Linux on quad-processor machines. I hope you can help me!

      Thank you!
      Junis from Afghanistan

    4. Re:circumvention devices? by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In the USA we have a legal right to make a backup copy. We just don't have a legal *way* to do it.

  12. Unbelievable by teslatug · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No not the fact that the CD can break firmware, but the fact that the firmware can be broken by a CD.

  13. Apple Responds w/ KBA by mprindle · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hello all,

    Apple has released KnowledgeBase Article #106882, Cannot Eject Copy Protected Audio Disc , to adress the problem with the cd's getting locked into the drive.

    "You may be unable to eject certain copy-protected audio discs, which resemble Compact Discs (CD) but technically are not. Some computers start up to a gray screen after a copy protected disc has been left in the computer."

    1. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by imadork · · Score: 4, Informative
      Yeah, it's the fine print on the bottom that's priceless:

      CD audio discs that incorporate copyright protection technologies do not adhere to published Compact Disc standards. Apple designs its CD drives to support media that conforms to such standards. Apple computers are not designed to support copyright protected media that do not conform to such standards. Therefore, any attempt to use non standard discs with Apple CD drives will be considered a misapplication of the product. Under the terms of Apple's One-Year Limited Warranty, AppleCare Protection Plan, or other AppleCare agreement any misapplication of the product is excluded from Apple's repair coverage.

      How do you like them apples?

    2. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's like Apple putting a big tempting red button on the side of their iMac labeled "Self Destruct" and then trying to claim that they are somehow absolved of all liability if someone actually (or accidentally) pushes it.

      No, it's not like that at all. Don't be a shithead.

      You can't design a product with such a significant defect and then refuse to take any part of the blame.

      First of all, the drive isn't an Apple drive. It's a Pioneer drive.

      Secondly, this drive, and Apple's use of it, pre-dates these copy-protected CDs. You're trying to apply some standard of retroactive responsibility that just doesn't make any sense. Was Pioneer-- or Apple, by extension-- supposed to anticipate this particular event?

      Thirdly, you can't possibly be suggesting that a drive that fails when you put something that isn't a CD in it is a defective drive?? What's your standard these days, that the product must never, ever fail under any circumstances? I mean, Christ! Did you actually say class-action lawsuit? What planet are you on?

      Sheesh. Get some perspective, and stop digging up excuses to bitch about Apple.

    3. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by mmontour · · Score: 5, Insightful


      Thirdly, you can't possibly be suggesting that a drive that fails when you put something that isn't a CD in it is a defective drive?? What's your standard these days, that the product must never, ever fail under any circumstances? I mean, Christ! Did you actually say class-action lawsuit? What planet are you on?


      I'm damn well suggesting that a drive shouldn't fail when you put in something that is PHYSICALLY COMPATIBLE with a CD. Sure, I don't expect it to be able to handle a cheese sandwich or a sanding disc, but a correctly-sized piece of plastic should be fine.

      As another poster suggested, if it's not logically compatible with what the drive is expecting, then the drive should either eject it or ignore it. It should *not* crash, and it should (*not*)^2 corrupt any firmware or do anything that can't be cured by a cold reboot.

      I've had scratched audio CDs (being played as audio CDs, not being ripped) cause my computer to hang, because the drive did evil things to the IDE bus. That's just crappy engineering, like those "shopping cart" websites that read prices from a user-submitted form, or blindly pass user input to an SMTP client without stripping out escape sequences. In the real world, programs and devices need to perform sanity checks on their input, and fail properly when they're fed junk. The only reason we let the firmware people get away with it is that it's very hard to examine their code.

    4. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by macwhiz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're right! I want to sue Apple for crappy firmware, too! I put a slice of American cheese in my DVD-RAM drive, and it didn't eject it right away! And now my system won't read CDs any more, and it's starting to smell funny! They designed that defect in! They should update their code to detect and eject any thing I want to put into that slot which isn't a valid audio CD, no matter how hard I mash it in!

      Er. *deep breath*

      I'm sure that neither Apple, nor the various third party vendors of 8cm optical disc media devices that provide Apple with drives, expected that someone would design a disc that appears to be an Audio CD but actually has trojan horse code on it intended to confuse the drive into nonoperation.

      I can't fault them for that.

      It's not that this copy protection system presents a few wrong bytes. It's intentionally designed to confuse the hell out of the drive, rendering it inoperative so it cannot "rip" the disc. In the process, it seems the copy protection vendors and the record labels forgot that a wide number of computers out there don't have an accessable hardware-based eject button.

      Oh, well. Sony definitely lost a sale to me in this case. I'm not buying the Episode II soundtrack if I can't transfer it to my iPod.

    5. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by Daniel · · Score: 3, Informative

      But, umm, nobody is talking about exploding CDs. Except maybe you.

      Daniel

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    6. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by truesaer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      well I agree with you for the most part. But one of the core markets for macs is the person who is so-so with computers. When they buy a Celene Dion CD at the store (something that should result in an execution), they should be able to assume it will work in a CD drive! They can't be expected to understand standard data formats, my mom still thinks there are actually pictures somehow in CDs that have digital photos on them.


      This just leads back to the question, is it the CD maker or the CD drive maker who is at fault? Both I think. The CD maker for not making their CD to specs, and the drive maker for not having a product robust enough to sensibly handle an invalid data format on the CD. I mean really, it should just do nothing....not wreck the whole damn machine.

    7. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by zsmooth · · Score: 3, Funny

      One big difference between this situation and Ford/Firestone:

      No one's getting killed.

      That's all.

    8. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is really Ford vs. Firestone for the computer industry.

      You have got to be kidding me. Are you a troll, or what? That kind of wildly disproportionate comparison casts your whole post in an unflattering light.

      Pioneer - for engineering a drive where it is possible with the wrong combination of bits or read errors to completely lock the drive and ruin the firmware.

      First and most important: the idea that these CDs are ruining firmware seems to have come from the mind of one sloppy reporter at MacUser UK. I quote from the (f'ing dreadful) article:

      "As we reported last month, Celine's latest offering - A New Day Has Come - features copy-protection to prevent it being played and duplicated in a PC, and that same copy-protection was believed to be capable of damaging the PC's firmware. It seems that this is definitely the case, as once the CD is inserted into a new iMac it cannot be removed and the machine cannot be restarted."

      (Emphasis mine, obviously.)

      The actual fact is that the CD, once inserted, cannot be read by the Mac. If you try to reboot the Mac, something-- the OF boot loader, or something-- gets wedged trying to read the CD. Hell, maybe the drive is wedging the bus or something. Point is, if you can get the CD out, your Mac is just fine.

      To remove the CD from the Mac, reboot, and hold down the mouse button during the boot chime. The Mac (actually Open Firmware) then spits out the CDROM and boots normally. This has been true since long, long ago. I think I remember getting a bad floppy disk out of a Mac 512K or SE that way.

      If, for an unknown reason, holding down the mouse button doesn't work, then yeah, the drive has to be removed and the CD manually extracted. A person has to twist the eject cog with a tweaker or whatever. That's what the (f'ing dreadful) article was referring to when it said that the computer may have to be sent in for repair. Just for the record, I haven't heard of any instances firsthand where holding down the mouse button during power up failed to eject the CD.

      So in summary, the idea that these CDs are ruining firmware is complete, total, utter bullshit. So let's just drop that one right now.

      Apple - for engineering a machine with a soft eject and no aesthetically-challenging hard backup. Mr. Jobs, would a pinhole really have offended your out-of-wack perfectionism that much?

      I'll say it again: it's a fucking Pioneer drive. Apple didn't design it. They didn't build it. And they didn't decide whether to put an "eject" button on it.

      So then why not a hotkey during boot to eject the media or similar?

      Apple has published not one but three non-mechanical options for getting the CD out, including the hold-down-the-button trick. The hold-down-the-button trick is very well known among Mac users, and all three of them are documented thoroughly. The fact that you are unaware of them is not evidence of negligence on Apple's part.

      God, I can't believe you got so up in arms with so little information. At least get a little information before flying off the handle next time.

    9. Re:Apple Responds w/ KBA by markmoss · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll say it again: it's a fucking Pioneer drive. Apple didn't design it. They didn't build it. And they didn't decide whether to put an "eject" button on it.

      When Apple picked this drive out of hundreds to put in their systems, they assumed responsibility for any obvious designed-in defects. And the lack of a manual eject is definitely a design defect...

  14. Re:Not a big deal, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of course you could find it a little troublesome to read Apple's technotes when your computer is knocked-out by Celine Dion.

  15. How? by Gaccm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How could a CD screw up the player? All the CDROM does is read bits off of a CD. The data should not be able to alter the program (in this case firmware) at all. The only way i could see something happening is if the firmware was poorly writtian and the CD causes stack overflows.

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    1. Re:How? by mpe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The point here is that these *aren't* CD's. It may look like a CD, smell like a CD, and quack like a CD, but these -things- don't conform to the Compact Disc standard. If they're still putting a Compact Disc logo on these things, I think consumers have a right to be torqued.

      Or, regardless of the logo, if retailers are selling them as regular CDs or even intermingled with CDs.

  16. Re:Be careful by logical1010 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the German translation:

    To hardly seize: With a simple felt marker you outwit Sony Music & CO and notice your right to a backup copy.

    Take that Sony Music & CO, I hardly seize you with my simple felt marker and notice my right to a backup copy! You have been outwitted!
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  17. Re:Oh for goodness sakes! by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're a tool; how'd you like it if the following took place whilst filling up your car:

    "Sure! C'mon, if you put our gas in your car, it's absolutely trivial to drain the fuel system and use non-protected gasoline; you'll just have to get that from...uh...er...somewhere else.

    But there's no permanent damage or anything..."

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  18. This is a nasty principle... by AcidDan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was also reading on spymac.com that you can get around this with a nikko pen, but what I really want to say is what a precedent this sets for corporations:

    We will intentionally cause damage to your property because you did not try to play this in an authorised CD player

    I think all those affected now (and more probably in the future with CDs other than Celine) should send a nice happy bill to the corporations that produce these CDs...

    Not being a legal person, how can a disclaimer cover something designed to intentionally cripple hardware? Sure you can say in a disclaimer that "it *may* do blah blah blah" but that's a whole lot different to "If you have X this CD is designed to damage this hardware"

    ... And I also doubt that the disclaimer is in a very prominent position either...

    As someone who buys CDs and owns an iBook, I'm not looking forward to the day I pop in a decent CD I've just bought (sorry, Celine fans) I don't want to discover that I can't get the damn thing out of my lappy easily...

    -- Dan >:(

  19. New Names by Angram · · Score: 5, Funny

    We obviously can't call this Celine Dion product a "CD"...We're going to need a new term to denote CD-imposters...Lets see...

    CC - Crash Circle
    "CD" - Quote-Compact Disk-Unquote
    ICD - Imposter Compact Disk
    FD - Fool's Disk
    ID - Incompatible Disk
    SF - Sony Frisbee
    CC - Celine Coaster
    MW3 - Mommy, Why Won't it Work?
    RCD - Record Companies Downfall
    18POS - $18 Piece Of Sh*t
    SLS - Sony's Last Stand
    PD - Poo Disk

    Any suggestions?

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  20. What to do by ocie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Go out and buy one of these CDs. Take it into a computer store. Try it out in a computer.

    When it gets stuck, try to get help from the sales people, but try to do it with a straight face, OK? Now you will probably have to leave it there, but make sure you talk to the highest up manager before you do.

    Research on the internet how to eject the disk and come back the next day to get it.

    This might work best if you bought the CD in the same store.

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  21. Buy CDs or download MP3... by A+Commentor · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Lets see... if I buy a CD, it might screw-up my computer... but if I download the same mp3s, I don't have to worry about it messing up my computer...

    The music publishers are giving people incentives to NOT BUY CDs...

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    1. Re:Buy CDs or download MP3... by jdreed1024 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      >Lets see... if I buy a CD, it might screw-up my
      >computer... but if I download the same mp3s, I
      >don't have to worry about it messing up my
      >computer...

      Very true. So more people are going to download MP3s. Then, 6 or 9 or 12 months later the RIAA comes back and says: "Look at this! CD sales have dropped even more, and pirated MP3 downloads have increased. We told you that we needed better copy protection. Maybe _now_ you'll believe was when we say that we need hardware copy protection." Congress will say, "We're terribly sorry - we'll never doubt you again. We'll force the CBDTPA/SSSCA/whatever it will be called through right now. Take that, pirates!".

      To combat this, people should go find these CDs, and (assuming they don't have labels stating they can't be used in a computer); buy them; attempt to play them; and then return them. Then the RIAA can't say sales have decreased, and hopefully, someone, somewhere (other than geeks) will realize that copy protection on CDs simply isn't going to work.

      What about these allegations of crappy sound? Has anyone tried returning a CD because it sounded like shit (because of the audio data itself, not the content) Did they accept the return?

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  22. Someone please call the English Police by TheGreenLantern · · Score: 5, Funny

    "MacUser is running an article about how the new Celine Dion CD A New Day Has Come with copy protection mechanisms to prevent the CD from being played on a PC not only won't play on an iMac, but it will lock the CD tray (so it can't be removed) and fubar the firmware (so the machine can't be rebooted), effectivley killing the iMac."

    Somewhere a 4th Grade English teacher is crying, and doesn't know why.

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  23. Only the UK version! by Galvatron · · Score: 4, Informative

    Alright, I feel like an idiot because I've posted three replies on this subject now, but after checking amazon.com and amazon.co.uk, it appears that this only applies to the version sold in the UK. So British buyers beware, but the rest of us are okay (though if the Amazonian reviewers are to be trusted, apparently it is a pretty weak effort compared to Williams' prior work).

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  24. Poor i-Macs... by fatalist23 · · Score: 5, Funny

    how horrible, dying with Celine Dion in your mouth! *shudder*

  25. Everybody stock up on Sharpies! by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 5, Funny

    HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - May 13, 2002 - RIAA TEAMS UP WITH MPAA TO URGE BAN OF "SHARPIE" STYLE MARKERS.

    Local busineses were shocked today when all 2.5 million office supply stores were simultaneously served with a cease and desist order from the RIAA and MPAA banning the sale of any type of felt tip marker. Lobbyists for the media industry successfully bribed and/or threatened a number of local politician, who in turn passed legislation banning the manufacture, sale, or possession of any device on grounds that it violates the Digital Millenium Copyright Act.

    "This is a great day for freedom in this country", stated I. P. Freely, chairman of the House Committee On Media Graft and Campaign Finance. "No longer will reckless hoodlums and terrorist be able to hold our great media industries down! Already these 'media terrorists' have been implicated in causing a downturn in music sales, a deepening of the U.S. recession, balding, impotence, and dandruff. These terrorists are a threat to the very foundation of this nation. Have I said terrorist enough yet? Terrorist terrorist terrorist!"

    A small group of bewildered secretaries and office workers were rounded up by jackbooted thugs and herded into "terrorist containment vehicles" (which resemble black vans) as they went into office supply stores in downtown L.A. to buy Sharpies. "Obviously these media terrorists were bent on destroying Sony Music with these devices", said one S.W.A.T. team captain as he twirled a Sharpie in front of cameras. "Don't worry folks", he said, "you're safe now."

    When interviewed on the street, many people expressed delight at the actions of the MPAA and RIAA.

    "I'm so glad that these hideous terr'rist folks have been rounded up", says Eva Beaver. "Who knows what they might've blown up with their terror weapons. Next it could be planes slamming into buildings!"

    Opposition to this new law is expected to be light, say prominent Washington lawmakers. Naysayers will be rounded up and shot on sight, further adding to the desire to keep people from pirating music and movies with felt tip pens.

    Spokesmen for Sanford, the company that manufactures the Fully Automatic Terrorist Media Stealing Assault Weapon (formerly known as a Sharpie Marker) could not be reached following a disastrous fire and explosion at every single one of their manufacturing plants.

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  26. Can't play it, but I can rip it. by jmv · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My mother bought the new Celine Dion CD (I've been trying to convince her to take it back for not being a "real CD"). I put it in my PC just to test it. The funny think is that the CDROM won't play it as a audio CD. However, I tried cdparanoia and I can rip it without any problem... I guess it's just another case of a "copy-protection" technology prevent legal use (like watching DVD under Linux), while failing at preventing what it's designed to prevent (you can do a mirror copy of a DVD without decrypting it).

  27. Greedy businessmen... by LittleRibbon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's all about the companies getting greedy. Instead of 'losing' a few dollars on the price of each CD, they spend thousands to get the CD 'guarded'. Completely ridiculous, and a result of greed in our society.

    Then there's the junk going on about them safeguarding the CD's so they can't be played on a computer. Personally, I'm not the richest person around, and I can't afford a CD player seperate from the computer. I lodged my money into this thing about two years ago, and continue to do so, thinking "Hey, I can play my CD's on here, and write my papers, etc., rather than drive up the electric bill (damned prices last year for electricity...) with two seperate Watt-Guzzelers, as I call them. So, I saved some money there, right?

    I ended up buying a few cds the other day, after listening to them on the radio. I pop in the Lord of the Rings OST, remembering fondly the music that scared me in the movie, and waited for it to load. Instead of my lovely music, I get a webpage with a bunch of ads I don't want, and no auto-start on the music. So, naturally, I checked to see if the files were missing or something. Sure enough, they've been 'protected' against use on a computer. So, I wasted $18, and I still haven't listened to the thing once.

    Now, they're making the computers crash on us, just for fear of 'stealing' their 'hard earned songs' (even though most of them are just rewrites of old classics). Next thing you know, they'll ban CD-Roms. --;

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    "Those who fear the darkness have never seen what the light can do."
  28. Yup, permanent damage; nope, Apple won't cover it by dpbsmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Apple Knowledge Base article #106882 confirms the problem with "certain copy-protected audio discs, which resemble Compact Discs (CD) but technically are not," and says Apple will not pay for repairs even if you have a service contract.

    http://kbase.info.apple.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/k ba se.woa/116/wa/query?searchMode=Expert&type=id&val= KC.106882

    The note suggests a number of things you can "try" or "attempt" which "may" solve the problem.

    The telling part is the last paragraph:

    "If a disc with copyrighted protection technology remains inside the drive after following the procedures above, or if the computer does not start up normally, it is recommended that you contact an Apple Authorized Service Provider (AASP) or Apple Technical Support. CD audio discs that incorporate copyright protection technologies do not adhere to published Compact Disc standards. Apple designs its CD drives to support media that conforms to such standards. Apple computers are not designed to support copyright protected media that do not conform to such standards. Therefore, any attempt to use non standard discs with Apple CD drives will be considered a misapplication of the product. Under the terms of Apple's One-Year Limited Warranty, AppleCare Protection Plan, or other AppleCare agreement any misapplication of the product is excluded from Apple's repair coverage. Because the Apple product is functioning correctly according to its design specifications, any fee assessed by an Apple Authorized Service Provider or Apple for repair service will not be Apple's responsibility."

  29. But I dont HAVE a fucking STEREO!! by eggstasy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How can these idiots somehow assume that everyone has a stereo or some form of computer-independent CD player? You wouldnt believe how small a percentage of my friends actually plays their CDs on a stereo. Why, I once foresaw the death of stereos altogether: Why spend a boatload of cash on a huge machine that can do exactly one thing (play CDs - radio sux, tapes are dead, LPs are deader), when you can do the same with your PC?
    Why have a TV/Stereo/DVD/VCR/whatever when you can have it all in your PC?
    Ah, wait, if you spend a boatload of cash on huge, clunky, technologically outdated devices such as a TV or a 1x CD player, Big Business is happy. And since the government is just for show and it's actually BB who's running the place, the "consumers" really have no choice - fork over your cash time and time again, or live like a peasant in the Dark Ages, with no comfort at all.
    I'm sick of this. Where do I point my gun at to get my God-given rights?
    Since they're all trying to label us as terrorists I say shoot the bastards and earn the title!

  30. Way to eject CD on new iMac by pinkpineapple · · Score: 5, Informative

    You need to restart the system and just after the chime, leave the mouse button pressed until the media gets ejected. No manual way but a work around for people who like me got cought with the soundtrack of Episode 2.

    PPA, the girl next door

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    -- I feel better now. Thanks for asking.
  31. watch out following translated instructions by flacco · · Score: 4, Funny
    You never know - a babelfish translation deficiency could result in instructions like:

    "Then schtick ze blow torchen up your assen-holen, and ge-crank that mutterfikken all ze way uppen-leder-hosen."

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  32. Insist on Genuine Compact Discs by B.D.Mills · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The music companies are quietly removing the CD logo from some of these controversial copy-protected CD's because they do not conform to the Red Book standard.

    So here's a way we can fight back. When you are buying your CD's, always insist on CD's bearing the "Compact Disc Digital Audio" logo.

    This does two things:
    * Any copy-protected disc that bears the CD logo may be in technical breach of some law, such as misleading and deceptive marketing, and you can possibly sue the store and record company on those grounds (IANAL) or make a formal complaint to some regulatory body such as the FTC.

    * It lets the store know that there are people who prefer genuine CD's instead of that crippled copy-protected rubbish. Once you buy the CD, it's your right to do with it as you please, provided you do not infringe on the copyright owners' rights to redistribute the music.

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    The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke
    1. Re:Insist on Genuine Compact Discs by thumbtack · · Score: 3, Interesting

      More Fast and Furious doesn't have the logo on the outside packaging, but does use the CD Audio Logo on the CD itself. I don't know about others, but this one does.

  33. Re:Oh for goodness sakes! by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Informative
    In other cases, perhaps you might need to get creative to get that CD out. Perhaps you need to pull the drive apart - who knows.

    Apple knows. You have three non-pull-apart options.
    • Hold the mouse button down while the Mac boots. This causes the firmware to eject the CDROM before it even starts booting the OS.
    • Load Open Firmware (cmd-opt-O-F) and type "eject cd."
    • Hold down the X key while booting the Mac. This forces Open Firmware to load OS X from the system disk, if there's a kernel present. Then use iTunes to eject the CD.
  34. Re:Oh for goodness sakes! by flacco · · Score: 5, Funny
    In other cases, perhaps you might need to get creative to get that CD out. Perhaps you need to pull the drive apart - who knows.

    Or perhaps you need beat the living shit out of the fuck-heads who cavalierly take it upon themselves to fuck with your hardware. Then kill their extended families, burn down their houses with their corpses inside, and piss on the ashes.

    Or that paper clip thing might work too, I don't know.

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  35. Simply refuse to buy these non-CDs by sheldon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Look, don't play the music industry game. Don't bother to figure out how to defeat the copy protection that just makes them try harder.

    Just don't buy the CDs.

    Or better yet, buy them, open them, then take them back to the store and complain that they don't work. If the store will only offer an exchange, take the exchange and bring that one back too. Just keep doing this until they learn that they do not work.

    The stores can't put them back on the shelves, they have to ship them back to the distributor. I guarantee you when 25% of their stock comes back defective, someone is going to start to notice what a really bad idea this is.

    Hmm, I work right next door to a Best Buy. I could buy and return a CD every day for lunch. Might be kind of fun.

  36. Re:Class Action Lawsuit! (Sign-Up Here) by anonicon · · Score: 5, Informative
    Hey,
    If you are a U.S. resident (you don't have to be a citizen) and want to be part of a class-action lawsuit, go here:
    http://www.fatchucks.com/z3.cd.submit.html

    after you buy a known corrupt CD (one with a red star next to it):
    http://www.fatchucks.com/z3.cd.html


    I will personally forward your info to the group of lawfirms who are already planning a class-action against the record industry. If you have any questions about this class-action or anything else, write me at chuck@fatchucks.com.


    Peace.

  37. Hole punch... by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am reminded of my teenage days of punching notches into the side of 5 1/4" disks with a hole punch...

    Magic markers to avert copy protection schemes... I love low-tech solutions to high-tech problems.

    ::Colz Grigor

  38. Obligatory AYB bit... by sconeu · · Score: 4, Funny


    In A.D. 2002, War was beginning.
    Mac Hacker: What happen?
    User: Somebody set us up the Celine Dion Not-CD
    Programmer: We get signal
    Mac Hacker: What!
    Programmer: Main Screen turn on
    Mac Hacker: It's You!
    R.O.S.E.N.: How are you gentlemen?
    R.O.S.E.N.: All your CD-ROM drive are belong to us.
    R.O.S.E.N.: You are on the way to destruction
    Mac Hacker: What you say?!?!
    R.O.S.E.N.: You have no chance to hack make your time
    R.O.S.E.N.: HA HA HA HA....
    Mac Hacker: Take off every Not-CD
    Mac Hacker: You know what you doing
    Mac Hacker: Remove Not-CD
    Mac Hacker: For great justice

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  39. I like the bit about the Warranty there by zzyzx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Apple designs its CD drives to support media that conforms to such standards. Apple computers are not designed to support copyright protected media that do not conform to such standards. Therefore, any attempt to use non standard discs with Apple CD drives will be considered a misapplication of the product. Under the terms of Apple's One-Year Limited Warranty, AppleCare Protection Plan, or other AppleCare agreement any misapplication of the product is excluded from Apple's repair coverage. "

    So not only is the computer broken because you didn't see the fine print and tried to play a cd in it, but you have to pay for the repairs.

    1. Re:I like the bit about the Warranty there by tunah · · Score: 3, Insightful
      So not only is the computer broken because you didn't see the fine print and tried to play a cd in it,

      No, it is broken because you tried to use a product designed to look like something useful (a trojan horse) but break your computer, sort of a hardware equivalent to a trojan horse. Imagine you plug in a monitor and immediately the big internal batteries deliver a huge voltage to your motherboard through the (onboard) video.

      but you have to pay for the repairs.

      What is certain is _apple_ does not have to pay for the repairs, as their product is not at fault. In the (farfetched) example above, would the computer or 'monitor' company have to pay?

      --
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    2. Re:I like the bit about the Warranty there by gvonk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Software should never crash, no matter what input you put into it. That's taught in every first year programming class I've ever seen, and it goes double for software that controls peripherals.

      Also, please note-- Automobiles should never crash, no matter what happens on the road. That's taught in every first year driver's education course I've ever seen, and it goes double if you are driving an expensive car.

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    3. Re:I like the bit about the Warranty there by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah but if its a firmware crash through design, it doesn't matter how good your driver software is...remember achiles and the tortoise in G.E.B? ;-)

  40. Just protecting my rights... by sholton · · Score: 5, Insightful
    So, if I create something that resembles a CD, but really just uses the CD format to carry a harmful digital payload to damage your system, I'm just an artist protecting my rights.

    but...

    If I create something that resembles an email message, but really just uses the email message format to carry a harmful digital payload to damage your system, I'm just an evil hacker who's likely to be spending time in prison.

    Yup. Makes sense to me.

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  41. Re:Yup, permanent damage; nope, Apple won't cover by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Hey, I actually like this.

    Slashdot geeks can rant and rave all they want about these horrible booby-trapped 'discs', but the outside world must respond for anything to happen- either endorsing the legitimacy of the 'discs' or rejecting it.

    Well, this is a start.

    Playing these things on an iMac means basically voiding the warranty. If, God knows how, the corrupted and intentionally damaging 'disc' manages to actually kill the iMac, Apple says it is your fault for trying to put booby-trapped, intentionally destructive junk in the machine!

    This is a GOOD thing, and I hope other computer manufacturers do likewise. I wouldn't have believed that such a thing could kill an iMac, but note this: iMacs ARE BOOTABLE FROM CD. It seems possible that these 'discs' could contain something like a boot sector, to trick the machine into trying to boot off the 'disc' and then munging its BIOS. Viruses have been able to do stuff like that for years and years- this is simply the first time the RIAA has made a concerted effort to destroy people's computers.

    Apple cannot possibly take responsibility for this. They're doing the right thing- staring in shock, and then quickly announcing, "We will not be held responsible for interoperating with THIS BULLSHIT!"

    I say support Apple for this stance, don't criticise them. Or do you feel that computer manufacturers should now be held responsible for maintaining interoperability with VIRUSES?

  42. DMCA says it's a felony to fix your Apple ... by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Funny
    In other cases, perhaps you might need to get creative to get that CD out. Perhaps you need to pull the drive apart - who knows.

    Apple knows [apple.com]. You have three non-pull-apart options.

    [options deleted]


    Well, let's see...

    The crud they put on the disk locks up the Apple when you try to play it. Thus...

    This is "technology" that "effectively prevents" unauthorized copying.

    Breaking your computer is part of the correct operation of this technology, so

    Fixing your computer is "circumvention" of "technology" that "effectively prevents" unauthorized copying, a felony under the DMCA, and

    Apple's post telling you how to fix your computer is "trafficing" in circumvention technology, also a felony.

    Quick! Call the FBI! (And ask Adobe for the phone number of the appropriate person to call. B-) )

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    Bantam Dominique roosters crow a four-note song. Once you've heard it as "Happy BIRTHday" you can't NOT hear it that way
  43. Note the culprit, folks... by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Informative
    Apple is aware of record companies, including but not limited to Sony, that use such copy protection in new audio disc releases.

    SONY.

    Sony, Sony, Sony.

    Now do you understand why I fsckn can't stand them????

    If there is an Intellectual Property fracas, 9 out of 10 times Sony's right in the middle of it. Burn in Hell, Akio Morita!

    --
    Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
  44. A good way to kill DMCA? by Jester99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Are we to understand that post-it notes and sharpie pens are now contraband circumvention devices? 3M is not going to like this, not one bit.

    You know, that just might be the ticket. Is there a way to tell a District Attourney that he should bring suit against somebody for illegal activity? Tip off the DA that 3M is marketting items which may be used as circumvention devices.

    3M will bring in their lawerly guns blazing, and will throw lots of corporate resources at smacking on DMCA; we get our precident by making big business do our fighting for us.

    Can something like this work this way?

    (As a manufacturer of floppy disks, e.g., media which would be forced to have circumvention protection systems built in if CDTBPA (Is that the right 'nym?), etc, are passed, I'm sure that 3M is interested in getting rid of these laws...)

  45. Technical document translation by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Funny
    • They find the line distant up to two centimeters from the outside edge. Draw now with the pin a tangential line, which covers the dividing line accurately, into which outside range project, but does not affect the last audio TRACK. A sticking tire helps as ruler.

      Try the result out. If it did not fold, the line covers either the dividing line not completely or lies over the last audio trace - here geht's around tenths of a millimeter. Then you wipe away to the pro copying bars with a damp speed and correct after.

    I followed these directions and my Celine Dion disk is now stuck in a tire heading east on I-10 at about 75 mph. I feel better already.
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    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  46. Does that mean black markers are forbidden now? by gotan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I mean, they can be used as circumvention devices to copy protected digital content, so the DMCA should apply, no?

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    "By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself." -- Bill Hicks
  47. And remember, kids... by Millennium · · Score: 3, Funny

    Every time you listen to a copy-protected CD...
    Celine Dion kills an iMac.
    Please, think of the iMacs.

  48. It's not, it's Pioneer's by Chirs · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Apple really isn't to blame, except maybe for buying drives with poorly written firmware.

    The drive manufacturer is at fault here--it should not be possible to cause damage by inserting a disk in the drive. Really, the copy protection is only a disk that is corrupted in a specific way--the drive should have been designed to fail gracefully if the disk is corrupted.

  49. Many conflicts of interest... by Xepherys2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see many conflicts of interest here...

    First of all, Sony begins using this copy-protection scheme by forcing it's children-companies to begin putting it on their "CD"s. This is apparently an attempt to prevent ripping of said "CD" tracks into MP3 or other digital media files. On the other hand, Sony is one of the larger companies who are currently making hardware to play "legitimate" MP3s, such as the Sony MP505 mini-disc MP3 players, and others.

    Now, how does one go about using their Sony MP505 to play MP3s from their new Sony-parented "CD"? I mean, I understand that the MP3 players are just to jump into a market where money is to be had, but still, this seems like a case of one hand not knowing what the other is doing.

    First of all, as has been stated many-a-time, the patent holder of TRUE CDs should sue the pants off of companies that are creating discs that do not conform to standards, but still market them as CDs. Perhaps the official CD logo is not there on many of these CDs, but do the record labels make any statement that these are not truly Compact Discs?

    What other devices might these not work in? Some items made for the computer-oriented user that has a more CD-ROM style interface than a standard CD interface? What about MP3 players that use CD media to play MP3s, but also can play audio CDs? What about a device like my Apex AD-3201. that uses a very standard DVD-ROM drive attached via an ATAPI interface to a decoder? If not these discs, will others that are soon to follow cause problems here as well?

    Perhaps I am not technically inclined enough with color book standards to understand what causes the current problems in iMacs, and why there may not be other problems here and there... but I know enough to be mildly concerned about this.

    If someday I purchase Star Wars Episode II on DVD and pop it into my Apex (with region encoding and Macrovision turned off), and my DVD and mainboard firmware become damaged... I'm going to be particularly upset.

    Does anyone have a webpage up yet that lists not only known discs with this protection, but also known devices, SPECIFICALLY, which will fail and how? Just curious if maybe the full impact has not yet been felt or noticed.

    -Xepherys

  50. Re:Drives shouldn't do this, anyway by Tassach · · Score: 3, Insightful
    BZZZT. Wrong Answer. Thanks for playing. There's a huge difference between a PB&J sandwich and a shiny-disk-with-music-on-it. There's no way a reasonable person could confuse a sandwich with a CD; nor would a reasonable person expect to be able to insert a sandwich into their computer and have it play music. However, it is a reasonable expectation to put a shiny silver disk with music on it into a device that is normally used to play shiny silver disks with music on them, and not have said device melt down.

    A more fitting analogy would be if you sold rat poison pellets that looked just like jelly beans. Saying "well, if you read the fine print on the box, you would have known that they were rat poison and not candy" wouldn't cut it as a defense when you get hauled into court.

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  51. Re:Didn't the original post say you CAN'T reboot? by foobar104 · · Score: 3, Informative

    All these three options require rebooting. However, the original post said that this CD by artist of little talent makes your computer unable to reboot!?!?!?!

    The MacUser UK article that inspired this thread is simply terrible. And yeah, it said that the CDs in question would leave the Mac unable to boot. But what was meant was that the Mac would be unable to boot all the way up to multiuser mode successfully.

    In order to force-eject the CD-- using two out of the three methods, that is-- you only have to get the Mac up to Open Firmware. That's all in hardware, so the presence of a bad disc won't affect it.

    Seems like most people don't even know that they've got a really sophisticated boot PROM underneath their Macs. Hold down cmd-opt-O-F (that's "oh" and "eff") right after powering on some time to see how it all works.

  52. Does any responsiblity lie with the retailers??? by msaulters · · Score: 3, Insightful

    With all this talk about how these CD's are not "CD"'s, it strikes me that a store selling them couldn't properly call itself a "CD" store. I think, perhaps retailers should separate these from the other, proper, CDDA discs.

    A warning on the packaging and on the disc itself is insufficient for two reasons that I can see: 1) It would NEVER occur to the average consumer (who's only just figured out that thing isn't a cup-holder) that not only is a CD not a CD, but that it could 'break' their computer. Yes, I've seen the explanations that the hardware isn't really broken, but we ALL know that the average user isn't technically aware, and things must be kept VERY simple.

    Reason #2) The packaging is not always available. I just hopped over to CDNOW, and there is NO MENTION WHATSOEVER on the page to indicate this is not a CDDA disc. It is listed in two formats: CD and Tape (and the CD is still more expensive than cassette, go figure)

    Knowing that retailers are extremely unlikely to provide this service any time soon, may I humbly propose we create a CDNOT.com to catalog all these unplayable discs, and make a plugin available that will warn you, should you attempt to purchase one?

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  53. The drive isn't failing (was Re:Apple Responds w/ by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 5, Informative
    I'm damn well suggesting that a drive shouldn't fail when you put in something that is PHYSICALLY COMPATIBLE with a CD. Sure, I don't expect it to be able to handle a cheese sandwich or a sanding disc, but a correctly-sized piece of plastic should be fine.

    The drive isn't failing. It's doing what it's suposed to do. It's reading the equivalent of the boot sector of the CD, and attempting to boot the software on the CD. The software on the CD is then doing deliberately malicious things to the computer. Any computer that's capable of booting or automatically running software from any media is vulnerable to attack from what is in effect a boot sector virus.

    It does seem to me that Sony are sailing very close to some legal winds here. It would not seem to me to be so much a problem if the automatic-load-and-go program opened a window on the Mac screen saying 'this disc cannot be played on Macintosh computers', but this deliberate malicious damage seems to me quite serious.

    Mind you, it's arguable that anyone who buys a Celine Dion record deserves all they get...

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  54. So, could anyone take time from the flamewar .... by pyramid+termite · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... to tell me, please, whether writing on a copy protected CD with a black marker really works? My God, one of the main points of this story has hardly been addressed, except to make jokes about banning post it notes and markers. I guess people are too busy flaming record companies and Apple to address something constructive.

    I'm sorry, but people are posting a lot of drivel here and I'm getting tired of it. Mod me into oblivion for saying this, but one of the main points of this story remains unexamined.

    What's up with that?

  55. Re:Drives shouldn't do this, anyway by iabervon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In general, it is wrong to assume that anything will comply to standards. "Be strict in what you produce and permissive in what you accept." Now it would be different if, for instance, these discs would cause physical harm to the mechanism directly (i.e., they would melt or reflect the laser in odd directions, or something). But it should be impossible for a disc with pits merely in an invalid configuration to damage the drive.

    Of course, it would be fine for the drive to not play these discs. Since they're invalid, there's no reason they should work. But they shouldn't be able to damage the drive or the computer. I bet the car cd players don't make the car swerve wildly. And, if they did, I'm blame the car manufacturers more than the disc manufacturers.