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Landing a "Regular Job"?

sfe_software asks: "I'm an out-of-work programmer and systems administrator. I've reached a point where I have to find a job - any job - and I am finding this quite difficult. I'm apparently 'over-qualified' for everything from flipping burgers to fixing PCs at the local CompUSA. Noone wants to hire you at $6-$12/hour when you were making $45-$75/hour on previous jobs, yet, I'm not finding the high-paying work any more and need *something*. As a contractor, I've always kept a savings, but at this point that river is quickly running dry. What are other out-of-work techies doing? How do you convince a hiring manager that you aren't simply using them as a temporary stepping stone (even if this is true)?"

157 comments

  1. Lie by seigniory · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you really *want* a lower-class job...

    Instead of over-stating your resume, understate it. Problem solved.

    1. Re:Lie by vipw · · Score: 1

      understating is fine, but lying isn't.

      lying to get hired is fraud, and you can go to jail for that, as well as having to pay back any wages plus damages, even if they seem earned to you. lying for money is a very bad plan.

    2. Re:Lie by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      lying to get hired is fraud

      Unless you're a politician, in which case it's necessary.

    3. Re:Lie by xonker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you back this up? I've never heard of an employer getting back wages from someone who lied on an application. Can you get fired for it? Sure. Is it fraud? Maybe, but I've never heard of anyone having to give up past wages and I've certainly never heard of anyone going to jail for such a thing. If you can show some evidence of this claim, I'd really like to see it.

    4. Re:Lie by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Or alternatively you could start giving people computer lessons in their home or doing repairs/ upgrades for people. It's low pay but it's regular money. Just put an advert in your Post Office. If you want a bit more money start building computers.

    5. Re:Lie by quinto2000 · · Score: 2
      Any evidence that this would actually work?

      I didn't think so. In that case, a meaningless assertion. Starting one's own business takes time and money (a great deal of both), and is unlikely to handle what appears to be this man's need for a steady income. It's no different from the contracting he's already trying to do.

      In other words, you're wrong. Try again.

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    6. Re:Lie by vipw · · Score: 1

      actually, i don't, i could just be full of shit. but it seems like it could be treated like any other fraud case to me. i wouldn't expect charges to be pressed because of how embarassing it would be, though.

    7. Re:Lie by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      If you do the work, it would be very, very difficult for a company to justify having a former employee return the wages paid. It may violate wage laws, although the termination from fraud would be perfectly legit.

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    8. Re:Lie by obsidian+head · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately this is wrong, since you are under no obligation to provide your entire work history. If you're UNDERSTATING, there's no problem. It shouldn't even come up in an interview.

    9. Re:Lie by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Yes. I personally gave someone computer lessons once a week for about six months and my friends have built computers - charging a markup of between £100 and £250 a time. I didn't suggest he start a business I just suggested something he could do to earn money while he's out of work and looking for a job.

    10. Re:Lie by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      it shouldn't? so your applicatoin/resume says, "i've worked a couple resturants during college which i completed 5 years ago", and they ask, "so what have you been doing for the last 5 years". and your reply is just "working". i'm sure that'll fly over good. you don't have to provide salary, and all but they'll know you 've been a college grad in the tech industry for 5 years. they can guesstimate you've been earning 2x+ as much as they have been for the few years.

      good luck!

    11. Re:Lie by weston · · Score: 2

      "Roberts, I want to see you in the office in back of the kitchen at once"

      "Yes, sir"

      [walking, door closes]

      "Roberts, I've just received some information that's rather disturbing to me, to say the least"

      "May I ask what, sir?"

      "It looks like you lied to us on your resume..."

      [silence]

      "There are several omissions that you've made... I was talking to an old friend and discovered he was a former employer of yours at IBM. We expect our pizza delivery drivers to have the highest degree of integrity. Now, I'm going to ask you a few questions to see if these things I've heard are true."

      "All right, sir."

      "Now, is it true that rather than managing an Avis Rent-a-car desk for the last two years, you were actually managing an IBM project to develop a complex XML-Java based reservation tracking system that would have been deployed throughout Avis?"

      "Well, yes sir, it is."

      "And I also understand you were not a branch manager for McDonalds the two years previous -- you actually spearheaded the content management system development for their website."

      "Yes, sir, that's also true, but I didn't actually lie about that, I just said I supervised a small production team at McDonalds."

      "Yes, well, your omission in the education department is perhaps more disturbing. You have a B.S. in Operations Research from MIT"

      "It didn't seem relevant to the job sir, I just left it out."

      "My friend informed me that while there you volunteered to work on a team that built a solar car to be entered in nationwide a race."

      "Well, automobile engineering's always been sortof a hobby for me, and..."

      "Roberts, this sort of thing just can't be tolerated. How do I know what else you're lying about? Integrity is an important part of our commitment to Quality. I'm not sure we can let you continue to be a Domino's driver. Go home. I'll call you back."

    12. Re:Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh for god's sake, Mr. Must Tell Them Everything...

      Just say you did a college degree in sciences that didn't turn out as you hoped. Tell them you missed the tech boom. Tell them you did some travelling and don't really have any experience worth talking about. None of this would be a lie.

    13. Re:Lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this a joke or is it actually trying to convince you that it is wrong? Why must you swear fealty to a company who would more then likely lay you off at the first chance you get?

  2. Cool! by jayed_99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another techie running out of $$! It's great to know that I'm not alone, bud. My advice is to lie on your resume.

    When you put in that application to WalMart, *don't* tell them that you made $68 an hour. Tell them you made $7.15 an hour.

    That way they'll think that you might stay if they pay you $8.00 an hour.

    Good luck!

    1. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, at most job sites it is against the law to lie on your resume, although this is rarely checked. Falsifying information on a resume can get you in some real trouble. You want a job, not a headache. Be honest about prior experience. I have always just left prior pay off of my resume, and that has worked out just fine. Good luck.

    2. Re:Cool! by xonker · · Score: 1

      Wal-Mart? If you tell them you used to make $7.15 an hour, they'll offer $6.50.

    3. Re:Cool! by nolife · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Funny thing...
      I did the same exact thing for the job I am at now.. I softened the resume and started getting calls. My last job paid below average for what I was doing and the one I have now pays above average so in the end I'm not really making that much less. Of course now I deal with end users which I thought I'd never have to do again. Bottom line, it pays the bills and I am not under any pressure. I want to eventually move around again and I hope this job will not be a negative in the future, I'm trying to stay in the loop. I actually have fun calling the system administrator and telling him that the mail/file/backup/etc server is all jacked up again. Then I add a "maybe you should just reboot it again" ;)

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  3. Apply at colleges... by hackwrench · · Score: 3, Insightful

    or other educational facilities. Also look into tutoring for classes. Also government jobs. Also, many colleges have job listings for other places in the community. Mentioning that you saw their ad in the college listings may make a difference.

  4. Lie.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know this has been said before, but just lie. Just tone down your resume a bit, say you were a field tech for a small and now defunct company and only made 15 bucks an hour. If you want send me your resume and I will help you curtail it for a retail job (before I was an engineer I managed a retail software store (damn that sucked).

    1. Re:Lie.... by saintlupus · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      "I ain't gonna have no more babies if the gobenment ain't gonna give me no more subsidy" Liqueesha Johnson

      Holy shit, that's incredibly offensive.

      Have you ever even met someone receiving government assistance? Or are you just another of the Randroid motherfuckers who seem to frequent Slashdot, speaking from a position of privelege mom and dad earned once upon a time?

      Just curious.

      --saint

    2. Re:Lie.... by jsimon12 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Have you ever even met someone receiving government assistance? Or are you just another of the Randroid motherfuckers who seem to frequent. Slashdot, speaking from a position of privelege mom and dad earned once upon a time?

      Yes, my mother and I were when I was little, after my father left us, but she worked her ass off get us off it and to get a degree so she could be something. So as for your accusation of me being unknowing you can kiss my ass. As for my posistion I have worked my ass off, paid to put myself through college, and have worked my ass off for everything I have.

      As for that phrase I actually heard someone say that, and it infuriated me, that someone would have children for the purpose of getting more welfare. People who are on subsidy cause they want handouts and don't are worthless to society and shouldn't be popping out kids like pez for more money. Kids that for the most part they don't even raise. If you support that kinda of crap you are an idiot.

      So suffice to say, the only moron is the one accusing someone of something that is completely unfounded

    3. Re:Lie.... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Have you ever even met someone receiving government assistance?

      Lived across the hall from one. Found out she was on welfare because she went "out" at 10pm, and her 3yo sprog got spooked, somehow managed to open the door, and was wandering the halls shrieking in horror/fear at being abandoned.

      Roommate went to investigate a possible injury, and found the door open and an infant asleep in a cradle.

      After herding 3yo back into the apartment, we basically kept watch outside the apartment (to make sure nothing else went wrong - now aware of what was going on, it would have been criminally negligent of us to walk away) for about half an hour until "mom" came back with groceries.

      (I guess "mom" couldn't leave 'em while they were awake, and she "thought" they'd stay asleep, for values of "mom" and "think" approaching epsilon.)

      "Mom" was also pregnant with #3. "Dad", of course, didn't live there.

      We considered the issue closed - a sad way to live, but in this particular instance, no immediate harm, no signs of abuse or malnutrition, so no foul. (And since calling the authorities wouldn't solve the long-term harm their lifestyle is doing to their sprog, no point.)

      Our landlord must have received complaints from other tenants, though, because "mom" decided to pack up her brood and move to another apartment a few weeks later. One day, out of the blue, he said "Section 8. I can't do anything about it. But thanks for doing what you could."

      Welfare is slavery - not just for the taxpayer, but for the recipient - and it must end.

    4. Re:Lie.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you missed the whole welfare reform act thing? Yeh welfare as a way of life is dead, and that is good for all. Although the ignorant may still think that it exists it does not, and hopefully it will sink in with the next generation, which given the average age that a welfare mother has her first kid is something like 16 shouldn't be that long.

    5. Re:Lie.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but the big city mayors were able to get provisions worked into the legislation so that it's still quite lienient in the metro areas. The 'reform' that you hear about is in full force in the rural areas and small cities, but the same old shit still goes on like before in the metro areas. That's one reason why blacks finally surpassed whites in the number of people on welfare. Most of the whites that were on welfare were in the sticks. Now the Klan can bitch about blacks being the biggest loafers on welfare and actually be right about it. Thank you mayors and thank you Bill Clinton.

  5. Are you sure that you aren't just using them? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I totally understand the difficult situation that you are in. In fact, I ended up giving up the IT career that I had and went into the retail market.

    I think that employers want to know how long you want to work for them. When you go in and hand in your resume, do you explain to them that the IT market is not good right now? If you just go in and ask for a job, how will anybody know that you will still be around 3 months from now? How do *you* know that you will stay with the company 3 months from now?

    Anyways, my story is that I moved to another city and planned on finding a simple retail job to get me settled in for a year. After that, I intended to find computer work. The reason that I wanted to wait a year, was because finding computer work is hard.

    I would ask to speak to the manager, and when I saw him, I would say, "Hi. My name is Eugene, and I am new in town. I'm just looking for some work right now to help me get settled in for about a year. After that, I'd like to get some computer work. Have you got anything available?". This got a me a job the first day that I tried it. In fact, I got 3 interviews and 2 job offers. One was with Grand & Toy [stationary company] and the other was with McDonald's as an assistant manager.

    People understand that the .com bubble has burst. Don't afraid to be honest with them, but you have to be honest with yourself.

    If a job offer for an IT job comes your way at $50K/year, are you honestly going to stay around flipping burgers or running a cash register? If not, then you can't make promises to them.

    1. Re:Are you sure that you aren't just using them? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      By definition, history is not repeatable.

      Eh? History repeats itself all the time. The main reason we study it is to avoid the mistakes of the past.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    2. Re:Are you sure that you aren't just using them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I meant by that is that you can't repeat the specific event.

      In other words, yes, "there is nothing new under the sun" and "history repeats itself", but only types of historical events repeat themselves and not the actual events. We can't reproduce WWII in a labratory. We can create WWIII, if you want. :^)

      I hope that clears things up.

      Sincerely, and with thanks,
      Eugene T.S. Wong

    3. Re:Are you sure that you aren't just using them? by MudDude · · Score: 1

      I'm confused now.

      If history repeats itself, doesn't that mean we make the same mistakes over and over?

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  6. Oh my wealthyness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No offense, but I think that if you were raking in an amount near 75$/hour (150k a year) you could have certainly put away enough savings or other investments to wait out an economic downturn.

    Isn't it a rule of thumb that the more you make, the longer it will take you to find a similar job in a competitive labor market?

    If you are really hard up why don't you just lie or refuse to disclose your previous salaries? You do have this option, no matter how hard HR leans on you- I say this from experience. You can also say that you're retiring early and need something to do, or say that you're staying home to help with a toddler or going back to school for a couple years and want a part-time job. There's lots of reasonable excuses for looking for a "not great but puts money on the table" job.

    You could also try doing some freelance consulting to pass the time. There's always people who will need your help if you take the time to find them and negotiate a price they can afford.

    And then there's the time-honored tradition of hitting up all your ex-coworkers for possible opportunities. Hopefully you weren't a BOFH!

    Unemployment will get you at least a 6 months buffer in any humane US state as well.

    1. Re:Oh my wealthyness by Evro · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Unemployment will get you at least a 6 months buffer in any humane US state as well.

      I was making $65,000 / year at my previous job, and when my employment there ended, I applied for unemployment. I was denied unemployment because I made too much money. Apparently, if you gross over $600 / week in New York State, you are ineligible for unemployment. I listed my position as "programmer" and they denied me because "executive, administrative and professional employees earning over $600 a week are exempt from the wage payment provisions of the labor law." I'm curious: does that mean I didn't pay into the unemployment system, since I had no hope of getting anything out?

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    2. Re:Oh my wealthyness by kooshball · · Score: 1

      I would call the NYS Department of Labor and appeal your unemployment determination (which you have a right to do). I was the CTO of a web services company and grossed significantly more than $600/week and was still eligible for Unemployment. In fact, every one of our programmers made 60k+ a year and they all got unemployment as well. If you are an executive, you need to show that you didn't get a massive golden parachute or such upon leaving, but other than that you are disqualified. That being said, the benefits top out pretty quickly (the max is $405/week if you earned >45,000+/yr).

    3. Re:Oh my wealthyness by kooshball · · Score: 1
      If you are an executive, you need to show that you didn't get a massive golden parachute or such upon leaving, but other than that you are disqualified.

      sorry, meant to say "...other than that you aren't disqualified."

    4. Re:Oh my wealthyness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the great part is that you can refuse any job that doesn't pay at least 80% your old salary. So you can stay on unemployment for long time...

    5. Re:Oh my wealthyness by shoppa · · Score: 2
      but I think that if you were raking in an amount near 75$/hour (150k a year) you could have certainly put away enough savings
      Actually, it's not that easy as an independent contractor to do well at just $75/hour. First of all, paying work is often not 40 hours/week. It takes a certain amount of legwork to round up interesting work, it takes some effort to get customers to pay, etc. Then take off 15 percent for self-employment tax. Then subtract health insurance for yourself and your family. Then subtract the cost of your phone line, internet connection, and the journals and books you buy to keep current in your field. In the end, if you're only contracting at $75/hour you're really just scraping along.

      It's nice to *think* that you're making $75 for each billable hour, but if you put that number down on your resume you're really stating gross, not net, income.

    6. Re:Oh my wealthyness by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Insightful
      > I'm curious: does that mean I didn't pay into the unemployment system, since I had no hope of getting anything out?

      No, it means you did pay into the unemployment system, even though you have no hope of getting anything out. UI, as presently structured, is glorified welfare, but it doesn't have to be.

      While welfare can't be privatized (there's no money to be made), genuine, risk-based, unemployment "insurance" can, and IMHO, should be privatized.

      At present - and as you've found out - UI isn't insurance, it's merely a tax. Most people pay more premiums, but are ineligible to collect. (And guess how much of the UI "premiums" collected actually get paid out to the few workers poor enough to collect, as opposed to skimmed off into the sinkhole of general tax revenue?)

      But UI could be privatized. The cyclical conditions that precipitate payouts (high unemployment) coincide with cyclical conditions in the economy (recession) that coincide with cyclical movements in interest rates (Greenspan :-)

      This means that a private insurer could anticipate periods when payouts are likely to be high or low, and adjust an investment portfolio to take advantage of anticipated interest rate movements.

      The portfolio would be funded from premiums. Just as medical insurance costs more for smokers, unemployment insurance would be more expensive for seasonal workers like fishermen (who, on the East Coast, are likely to be unemployed in winter), and less expensive for workers in fields in high demand.

      The beauty is that (unlike the current system, based on coercion - everyone pays a tax, by force of law, but not everyone can claim) participation in a genuine unemployment insurance plan would be optional.

      Are you a really good fisherman? Skip UI, and use the money to improve your gear, allowing you to catch more fish, to tide you over during the winter freeze.

      Are you a really lazy fisherman? Pay for the deluxe UI package. Work 10 weeks a year, get paid 52. (The cost of this package would probably exceed what you can catch in your 10 weeks. That's your problem, though.)

      Are you a really lazy programmer? In a hot industry, but think the good times might end? Worried about them H-1Bs takin' your job away? Buy a fat UI policy - just in case. Pay 5% of your salary in premiums, and in the 1-in-10 chance that your employer shows up on FuckedCompany next week, collect 50% of your salary until you find another employer with a foosball table and Aeron chairs at every cube.

      Are you a really good programmer? Think you'll never be out of work? Skip UI altogether. Save the money for a rainy day, just in case you're wrong, or go buy a Ti4600 and hope you're right.

      A privatized UI company would be incredibly motivated to get its out-of-work insurance claimants back into the job market, because it would drastically cut its expenses. It would want you to get a good job, because having a good job reduces the probability that you'll need to claim against your UI policy in the future. You could get your MCSE or other industry-recognized certifications as part of UI. Your insurance company would gladly give you placement assistance.

      Contrast this with Government, who has zero motivation to get you back on the job (it's not their money), and every motivation to use their "back-to-work training" programs as ways to reward friends and campaign donors. ("You have my campaign $10000 last year. Here's a $1.5M contract to build a computer literacy center for UI recipients in our district. Sure, 386s running Win3.1 are fine. They're 'computers', aren't they? It's not it's any money out of either of our pockets if they ever work again.")

    7. Re:Oh my wealthyness by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 2

      Well, for one reason or another, they didn't save enough. Perhaps they were laid off over a year ago, and their savings buffer is gone. Perhaps they had an emergency expense. Perhaps they were just foolish. In any case, berating them isn't going to help anyone. The question they were asking is how to handle a certain type of job-seeking circumstance.

    8. Re:Oh my wealthyness by dubl-u · · Score: 2

      My rough rule of thumb is that I can bill about 50% of the hours I work; the rest is taken up in sales, research, training, conferences, and the various freebies that it's good karma to give. So a standard year at $75/hour would be circa $75k before expenses. And expenses can be substantial; I pay all my own medical, dental, vacation, training, bandwidth, software, and hardware costs.

      The reason to be an independent contractor isn't the money; sometimes you can clean up, and sometimes you don't. I do it for the freedom. There are few things sweeter than telling a client that because they're a pain, it will cost them 30% more. Except, perhaps, having them pay it!

    9. Re:Oh my wealthyness by haplo21112 · · Score: 2

      I beg to differ, (of course I might differ cause your still living with your mommy but thats a different story). I am stil employeed thankfully. I made just over 75K(took home less than half that after taxes, 401K, ESPP, etc) last year in my Technical Analyst Position, between my house mortgage, car payments, food, heat, and just the basics of living(I spend vitually no m oney on myself that doesn't absolutley need to be spent otther than my cable Modem, and the ocassional DVD). If I became unemployeed now I would last probably about 2 months at most without a paycheck, and that would be on the proceeds of selling my now worthless stock short. Perhaps this person is in a simlar situation. My outlook has always been to build for the future of being unemployeed when I retire, and not for being unemployeed when my company has a RIF.

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    10. Re:Oh my wealthyness by netsharc · · Score: 1

      You were the CTO of a web services company. Was this another dotcom that went kaboom? Somehow whenever I hear about these dotcoms, I have in my mind the idea that the executives waste a tremendous amount of money and then bail out with $million per year "pension" just before the company bankrupts, leaving its unpaid employees unemployed? Were you one of those execs too? Serious question.

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    11. Re:Oh my wealthyness by raju1kabir · · Score: 2
      I made just over 75K(took home less than half that after taxes, 401K, ESPP, etc) last year in my Technical Analyst Position, between my house mortgage, car payments, food, heat, and just the basics of living(I spend vitually no m oney on myself that doesn't absolutley need to be spent otther than my cable Modem, and the ocassional DVD). If I became unemployeed now I would last probably about 2 months at most without a paycheck, and that would be on the proceeds of selling my now worthless stock short.

      How does that work? I earn less than you, live in a desirable neighborhood in one of the most expensive and highest income-tax cities in the USA, eat out four nights a week, and take several 2, 3, or 4-week international vacations (Europe, Asia, Africa, etc.) a year. From a zero bank balance a few years ago, at this point if I lost my job I'd be able to coast for two years without having to move.

      Must be a lot of DVDs...

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    12. Re:Oh my wealthyness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $150,000 a year is squat if you hit hard times. After taxes, rent/mortgage payments, food, basic utilities, for 2 years (1 year working, 1 year unemployed), quickly turns that to below $75,000/year rate given graduated taxation and low interest rate/returns on CDs and general investments. If this individual lives in a major city and owns a basic car, savings will be rapidly depleted given the higher cost of living (I've lived in 2 major cities but grew up and returned to more rural/suburban area and there is a *big* difference). Heck, probably some of the $150,000 may have been used to pay off old loans. Yeah, you get a cushion when you pull in the big bucks, and yeah, money was probably spent big at the time or loans on big purchases then are being a burden now, but that aside (albeit a big one), it's surprising how fast you blow through savings when you hit hard times and cannot get a basic job.

      Remember, the downturn has been on for well over a year.

      (And my almighty opinion, in times of economic downtown, deregulation is needed, not more regulation.)

    13. Re:Oh my wealthyness by kooshball · · Score: 1

      I don't know that we were the traditional dotcom failure. The company was profitable every year in the five years that I was there except the final one. The thing that really killed us was a failed joint venture with two Japanese firms and our two major clients eliminating their Internet budgets (and thus a big portion of our revenue) when the market went south. While we didn't waste money prodigiously (no Aeron chairs or fancy office spaces), we probably did grow faster than was prudent. Luckily, we never brought in any VC money, so we were able to wind up operations slowly and gracefully. Never missed a payroll and everyone who was laid off (including all the execs at the end) got two weeks severance; no more, no less. The only person who got the shaft royally is the president and owner who is facing big financial problems over some of the computer leases and credit lines that he had to personally guarantee early in the company's life.

    14. Re:Oh my wealthyness by raindog2 · · Score: 1

      This is inaccurate; my partner works in the New York State unemployment system, and executives who made $300,000 a year routinely call up and get unemployment benefits after being laid off.

      The catch is, there is a maximum benefit, something like $380 a week in NYS. And if you were fired with cause, or quit, you are probably out of luck (or would have been when it happened last summer; things may be different now because of 9/11.) Not receiving paychecks while being expected to work usually gets treated as a layoff by the unemployment people, so Aimster victims like yourself should certainly have had a shot at collecting. If you were self-employed and didn't pay unemployment insurance on yourself, you're also screwed. If you were working on a 1099, things are more murky. In all these cases, however, the matter goes to a hearing before you're determined ineligible.

      Otherwise, if you find you're ineligible for unemployment, it's because your former employer committed tax fraud and you may be able to get in line behind all their other creditors and sue them. It's fairly common for employers to lie to people and tell them they're ineligible for unemployment because they're a "special case" of some kind (e.g. "your salary is too high") but that's because their experience rating (i.e. cost) goes up every time someone files for unemployment benefits.

      I notice from your journal entry that we lived in the same town during much of your ordeal, so if you called unemployment while upstate, you probably got the call center my partner works in. If you called in NYC, god only knows you probably got a workfare recipient or temp or something; they seem to be notorious for messing up cases. Sadly, since it's now been 8 months since you first became eligible, it may be more difficult. "I thought I was ineligible" isn't a line they care to hear.

      There are many myths about how the unemployment system works (that you have to have worked for 18 months prior, that it's only good for six months and then you can never get it again, that the benefit rate is half of your pay no matter how high it was, etc) and the various state and federal websites do little to correct them.

      Aimster did pretty much suck though, as a company and as a concept. A friend of mine wanted to get me involved in a joint venture with them early last year and I simply refused. Looks like my instincts were right.

    15. Re:Oh my wealthyness by raindog2 · · Score: 1

      No one pays unemployment insurance premiums except employers, and it's illegal for them to pass those premiums on to employees. If your employer is making you pay them, please give your local unemployment office a call, they'd love to hear from you :)

      Further, the premiums don't end up in the "general tax revenue", as you appear to infer. It is administered as an insurance program and is funded by the premiums, period.

      There are a lot of problems with the unemployment system (like the way our national unemployment figures are derived solely from the number of people currently receiving benefits, and the absurd length of time it can take before someone without a source of income starts getting those benefits) but you should educate yourself about how it actually works before slamming it.

      It may not be a great solution for laid-off IT workers, but it beats flipping burgers (and usually pays more.)

    16. Re:Oh my wealthyness by Evro · · Score: 1

      This is inaccurate; my partner works in the New York State unemployment system, and executives who made $300,000 a year routinely call up and get unemployment benefits after being laid off.

      Well, I thought something was probably wrong with their decision, but they were no help at all. Every time I went to the unemployment office, I was turned away, and told to call their automated phone number. And that number doesn't even let you wait in line -- if there are a lot of people already on hold, it just hangs up on you and says "call back later," and I think their hours were something like 8-4. I tried for several days and was never even able to be put on hold.

      Anyhow, it wasn't even a matter of thinking I was ineligible, they told me I was ineligible. I didn't really know waht to do at that point, and was really contemplating suicide, so arguing with the UI retards wasn't something high on my list. But maybe I'll look into it now, though like you said, it's been a long time so I don't know what kind of good could come of it.

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  7. yay for the military by ft+silent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Myself, I always had an interest in submarines, action, and travel so I joined the military as a Fire Control Technician. Awesome job, I couldnt be happier...Im a computer junkie and was all self taught but they surprised me with 3 schools known as ISA, NSVT, and ANA. The first is fairly high level computer training, second is Network System Vulnerability Tech.(hacker school! sweet!!) and the third is Advanced Network Admin, which is godly. My self taught level covered me up to the last, and that one surprised me most, it covers EVERYTHING and then some. The guys that run that are extremely well paid in the civilian world(after the service) and work for almost every big tech firm in the country, except Micro$oft ;) I've been having a blast since day one. You probably have the option of being an officer, and on a submarine, my my thats nice pay.

    1. Re:yay for the military by AnalogBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Too bad some of us are too out of shape to get into the military even if we wanted to.

      o/~ i thought about the army.. o/~

    2. Re:yay for the military by cjpez · · Score: 2

      Of course, then you've gotta deal with the fact that your job, should the need arise, is to kill people, or at least actively help others kill people. If you're cool with that, though, it's a good deal. :)

    3. Re:yay for the military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... GET IN SHAPE, fool.

    4. Re:yay for the military by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

      If you work for a non-expansionist regeime then your job is to stop people getting killed by intimidating potential killers.

      Downside is that capitalism is inherently expansionist.

      oh well, stick to raising money for taxes to give to people to run submarines.

      Bugger it's all so complicated. I wish I was 20 again. I knew all the answers then.

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    5. Re:yay for the military by base3 · · Score: 1, Informative
      REACTOR SCRAM. Rig ship for reduced electrical.

      Toxic gas in the torpedo room. All hands don EABs.

      All hands turn to, COMMENCE FIELD DAY.

      'nuff said.

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    6. Re:yay for the military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Son, you're fuckin high!

    7. Re:yay for the military by cjpez · · Score: 2
      Bugger it's all so complicated. I wish I was 20 again. I knew all the answers then.
      Heh. No shit. *sigh* Ah, well. What was the old curse? "May you live in interesting times," I believe it went. Well, at least they're interesting. :)
    8. Re:yay for the military by tshoppa · · Score: 2
      It's moderately amusing that others are accusing the "Yay for the military" poster of being a recruiter. Come on, guys - the military careers he's talking about are fine options if you're just out of high school and new to the world, but the pay is abysmal, the working conditions are admittedly potentially fatal, and you do not have a lot of ability to quit should you decide you don't like it. It is not, by any stretch of the imagination, the Regular Job the original poster was asking for.

      Now, working as a civilian employee of the government or for a defense contractor, *those* are potentially Regular Jobs.

    9. Re:yay for the military by ph0rk · · Score: 1



      "The government said i had a certain moral flexibility...."

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  8. Try Banff, Alberta, Canada. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    At Banff, there are a lot of transients, and as a result, they have a high turn over of workers. One day, you may never find a job, and the next day, managers are desperate for someone to fill in. Do a google search on Banff, Alberta and you'll come up with something. Contact the hotels and see what kinds of living arrangements they may have.

    Some day, I expect to go there as well.

    1. Re:Try Banff, Alberta, Canada. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      Another thing that I forgot to mention is that you can try to work for Revenue Canada. Entry level positions start at $36k/year. That is in Canadian dollars, obviously, but hey, it's still better than working for $8/hour, and after a year or so of service, you could transfer into other departments.

    2. Re:Try Banff, Alberta, Canada. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banff Canada? Are you serious dude? There's nothing to do there.. It's just a good place to go skiing and visit.

    3. Re:Try Banff, Alberta, Canada. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $36k Canadian = $8/hr US

  9. understate your resume!! by brijesh · · Score: 1

    i am an out of work programmer. was laid of to months ago. unlike u i have no savings. so i just did'nt tell McDonalds that i was a qualified person. i am not saying you should lie, dont lie.

    but tell the full truth either. i mean after all, half the content of the resume is jack-shit. right?

  10. oops... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you convince a hiring manager that you aren't simply using them as a temporary stepping stone (even if this is true)?

    Certainly not by admitting it on slashdot, Justin.

    1. Re:oops... by erasmus_ · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to be stereotypical, but I don't think the hiring managers of the type of places where he is applying are huge Slashdot followers. On the other hand, perhaps he's hoping that many techie hiring persons are indeed such followers, and perhaps is using this "Ask Slashdot" as a great way to post his resume. In which case, more power to him, a man's gotta work :)

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  11. Pizza? by bscott · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I've been essentially unemployed for the past year - until last week, to be exact - and I got by on a combination of odd jobs (websites mostly), selling stuff on eBay, and credit fraud... but one thing I happened onto was pizza delivery. Perhaps I found an unusual place, but they were - and are to this day - pretty good for me. Not only are they the first non-computer job to hire me since I first began working (yes, I too have been turned down by gas stations, grocery stores and limo-driving jobs), but they are extremely flexible when it comes to hours. Plus, during peak times my income averages around $15/hr... not consulting-bucks, but a living wage if you're at least near to fulltime.


    Assuming you don't have a friendly pizza place hiring nearby, my other efforts - selling stuff on eBay, and networking your gluteus off to get website or consulting work (even if it's just upgrading an old P-120 for someone's Mom...) is a good way to bring in a few bucks while passing time in a quasi-productive way. You can also take time to learn new skills, from books or classes, that you never got around to while employed.

    The most important lesson I've learned is to keep my income sources diverse. I still deliver pizza one or two evenings a week, I still scan eBay for poorly-advertised stuff I can buy and resell at a profit, and I still do websites and upgrades for people whenever I get a chance. No one person, company or even industry can determine whether or not I earn money.

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    1. Re:Pizza? by telbij · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You got by on credit fraud? Are you sure you shouldn't post that one anonymously?

      Seriously though, it is good to have a practical skill outside of computers. In my case blowing glass pipes is good for a solid $20-$40 an hour, and if world governments collapse leaving us in a post-apocalyptic Mad Max world I have someone to fall back on.

    2. Re:Pizza? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blowing glass pipes...

      Right on brother! Keep up the good work :)

    3. Re:Pizza? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got by on credit fraud?

      I thought he meant helping the credit card companies commit fraud.

    4. Re:Pizza? by PEN15 · · Score: 1

      I've been out of work for awhile, and I'm not getting any consulting gigs. Can you give me some pointers on this "credit fraud" thing? ;)

    5. Re:Pizza? by ahfoo · · Score: 2

      Are you sure you're not simplifying the glassblowing scene a bit? I love it as a hobby when I can afford it, but I would hardly recommend it as a great career move.
      I've taken glassblowing classes at both community colleges and state universities (you'll find it in the chemistry dept.) and I love blowing glass. It's very therapeutic and a lot of fun, but a good way to make money? Hmm. I'm not so sure. I've spent a lot of time and money buying glass stock and building custom torches to get killer bends and making all kinds of various custom equipment for filling neon signs. I spent months as an apprentice in a small neon shop and hung out in bigger shops trying to get a feel for the trade. My feeling was, avoid the big shops. You'd be better off as an auto mechanic.
      As well as doing lampwork --ie making trinkets-- building chemistry lab equipment and even trying to supply paraphenalia to head shops. (The last two being an obviously risky combination.) I've tried quite a few angles on making glasswork into a paying proposition and everything I've seen in many years of amateur glassblowing and neon sign making suggests that it's difficult to make it profitable on your own even you hustle hard and if you work for someone else the pay sucks and the conditions are terrible. It's an awesome hobby and should be a requirement in school. But I'm skeptical that it pays the bills as easily as you're suggesting.
      Now if you're saying you can make ten --let's say tobacco-- pipes in an hour and sell them for four bucks a piece, I've got no problem with that, but that's not really the same thing as a steady job which is what someone who used to be a programmer is hoping for.
      In the end glassblowing is an art like sculpting and welding can go in the same category. That's great if you're looking to express yourself, but if you're talking about making cash bucks --you're just fucking around.

    6. Re:Pizza? by rhost89 · · Score: 1

      those er... tobaco pipes are more like $40 from what ive heard

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    7. Re:Pizza? by Van+Halen · · Score: 1

      Just open up a hotmail account and watch the "Make Money From Home!" offers pour in.

  12. You think you have problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I graduated with last May with a BS Computer Engineering, at the time there were very few people that were hiring, and I was leaving the country until November anyway so I decided to look when I got back. Now I can't find anything in that field at all, I interviewed for a power systems job and I was basically told they would be doing me a dis-service since I had so many "high-tech" things in my degree and work history.. Best Buy even turned down my online interview, which consists of, "do you do drugs, do you have car", immediately. Perhaps because over 21 and not with 5 miles is undesirable in a Best Buy employee. Perhaps Market Basket will hire me to bag groceries and drool for $6 and hour..

    Posted anonymously to protect myself if my past potential employers read this :)

  13. It's been said here... by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you are shooting low, the people hiring for those positions are not smart enough to understand what you even put on your resume.. target it for the bottom-feeder IT jobs like compusa techs. HIDE advanded information, do not put down salaries from your last job, and even if you did they cant verify them it's illegal to release that information without your written consent and only for income verification ... employment is not eligeble for income verification.

    you need to downgrade your resume alot, and dumb down when you talk to compusa, remember these IT people at compusa barely operate let alone understand IT.

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  14. Teach! by gmaestro · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Many school districts in the US are at critical need for Tech Teachers. In fact, a program in texas will pay for your college + extras if you promise to teach in Tech (among other things).

    If you find the right district (or private school gig) and you have the skills, they'll help you work around the certification thing while you work.

    it might also help to be flexible about location.

    1. Re:Teach! by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

      Hey, that sounds like a sweet deal could you elaborate a little, like specific colleges etc.?

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    2. Re:Teach! by gmaestro · · Score: 1

      The program I'm referring to is called Teach for Texas. You have to commit 5 years to teaching in a critical need area or subject, tech is one of them. I'm a college grad who's been teaching with no certification. Hopefully I will be attending UTSA this fall on this program to get my cert. The website says what colleges, subjects and areas are approved.

  15. The right resume for the right job by Halvard · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the secrets of getting hired is to write a custom resume for each job. A resume is supposed to show a selection of your qualifications, not be all encompassing. List your credentials for the particular job. Write a custom statement about what you want in a job, etc.

    The nature of the resume is a sample. You are under no obligation to list all of your experience nor do hiring managers want to see it all. So when applying for a programming job, you show programming experience, etc. Don't show exhaustive system administration or internetworking experience. Also, so that you don't get hit with the dreaded overqualifation tag, don't show 20 years worth. The last 5 years is fine.

    I suggest you get a copy of some of the books on job searching. Finding a (or the right) job is a full time job. "What Color is your Parachute" is a good example is a good example of this genre.

  16. Nitpicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Anyways

    "Anyways" is not a word. Try "Anyway".

    One was with Grand & Toy [stationary company]

    You should have got a job with a dynamic company. Those stationary companies aren't going anywhere.
    1. Re:Nitpicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Anyways" is not a word. Try "Anyway".
      Thanks for your concern. I don't think it is nitpicky. Such a small correction doesn't cost anyone very much, so I believe it is worth while for people to take time out to do this, and for people to also accept these corrections.

      I have looked up the word at www.dictionary.com and as the other fella tried to say, yes it is a word. Perhaps it's a cultural thing as to which word is used.
      You should have got a job with a dynamic company. Those stationary companies aren't going anywhere.
      Yes, that's true also. I think that it wasn't all lost, because I desperately needed the interview experience and the oppertunity to keep working. Fortunately, I'm smarter now.
  17. I'll agree with the guy few posts above me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    TEACH! In Dallas, Texas there are plenty of community colleges/commercial training places that will hire someone who *knows* what they're talking about(*know, being the key term there). Some will pay up to $50/hr (of course, only 6-8 hrs a week, which still isn't all that bad). It all depends on what you wanna do. Dallas needs some good Unix/Linux classes to take foot and start running....there are a few, but nothing really "everyone take this class" kind of setup.

  18. recruiting website plug by DrSkwid · · Score: 1
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  19. Are times really that bad? by ghoul · · Score: 1

    Are times really that bad that people are actually leaving IT? Of Course I am not in the States but I would have thought after working in IT noone would want to go to some other field. Where else can u get decent wages even at the lowest levels for work in a nice office environment with coffee breaks whenever u want (Just say the comp is rebooting after a crash)

    But if u really have IT experience and dont mind doing anything why dont you teach? Kids are still willing to learn IT as by the time they are looking for jobs IT will be back and about.

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    1. Re:Are times really that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should hope so. The Internet bubble attracted a huge surplus of newbie Web techs making poorly accessible sites for companies that society eventually realized were completely unnecessary. Now that the surviving companies that need sites mostly have them, the dilletantes need to find something else to do....

    2. Re:Are times really that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Where else can u get decent wages even at the lowest levels

      Starting wages in SoCal for basic tech are in the $9 an hour range. One can barely afford an apartment with a roommate at that pay here.

      for work in a nice office environment

      This applies to half of the jobs. The other half put you in your car (with mileage pay if you're lucky) maneuvering through traffic to small businesses who keep their computers in grungy little rooms that collect dust, heat, and insects.

      with coffee breaks whenever u want

      My last job was as senior help desk/desktop technician/general problem solver at a Fortune 500 company. I was lucky to be able to get through lunch without being told to pick up the phone or having to answer a page. I'm now at a company with a lower stress level and not as much general work, but I still have to take a cordless phone with me when I leave the desk.

      In order to teach in California, you have to find a school that will accept you and has the money to pay you. Unfortunately, I expect a huge series of cuts to the college system, meaning a decline in the number of IT-related side courses, especially in community colleges.

    3. Re:Are times really that bad? by ghoul · · Score: 1

      What abt teaching in Schools?

      Or have u considered overseas jobs?

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  20. More nitpicks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Anyways" is not a word. Try "Anyway".

    Webster 1913 would disagree with you.
  21. Is this a recruitment ad? by ghoul · · Score: 0, Troll

    We recently had an article about commercial companies having marketeers posing as posters online to influence the discussion in their direction. This sounds like the army is doing the same.

    While I do agree the army is a good option if its a army recruiter they shouldn't post pretending to be someone from the ranks.

    On the other hand if I am wrong my apologies

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    1. Re:Is this a recruitment ad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, well, well, you navy guys think you are smarter than the army and the readers of slashdot? If your post didn't just blatantly reveal yourself as a navy recruiter, I don't know what does! It is a sad day when navy recruiters like you post to slashdot in an effort to try to put down the army.

      On the other hand if I am wrong my apologies

    2. Re:Is this a recruitment ad? by ft+silent · · Score: 1

      OK, it's like this, I enjoy my life as a submariner and on saying that, I will suggest it to those entering or thinking of naval service. I've spent much of my adult life in the service and for me, it was an excellent choice. However a recruiter I am not, I barely remember spending an hour total with mine and he was trying to talk me into driving petrol trucks. Screw that...All I was really meaning to get at was this: If you're running out of options and things are looking bleak in the future, the military can be of help, no matter the service, you are getting paid for the next handful of years if you dont screw up. Paid, Housed, and Fed...but they own your ass in return. I was trying to be sarcastic with the title 'yay for the military', it's not for everyone as I believed the case with the story.

  22. Temp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a job through a temp agency. I started out as a temp software tester making $8/hr and landed a full time tech job there after 9 months.

  23. How to get a Joe Job... by psyconaut · · Score: 3, Funny

    (1) Change your first name to something suitable. For example: "Billy-Bob", "Little Paul", etc.

    (2) Start buying your clothes at K-Mart "end of season sales". Color co-ordination and size matching need not apply.

    (3) Marry someone you suspect, but not necessarily know, might be in the same bloodline as you. She should change her name to something like "Sue-Ann" or "Peggy-Sue".

    (4) Acquire a 1979 Ford F-150. Place two armchairs in the flatbed for when ma and pa need a ride.

    (5) Apply for job at K-Mart, gas filling station, fast food restaurant of your choice.

    And, et voila! You too will have no trouble living close to the poverty line.

    1. Re:How to get a Joe Job... by charnerd · · Score: 1

      How the hell am I gonna shop at K-mart and acquire a 1979 Ford F-150 without a job or money?! Think, buddy, think!

    2. Re:How to get a Joe Job... by dasunt · · Score: 2

      You diss the arm chairs in the back, but let me tell you, nothing beats backing up to the local river or lake, turning those chairs around, putting a cooler between them, and fishing for a few hours in all the comfort of home...

    3. Re:How to get a Joe Job... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at a gas station last year. Made almost $100k, too. I made $12/hr to sit there for 8 hours a day. There was very little to do, so I would usually take one of my laptops and read /. and do some coding while I was there. I ended up writing a few apps for one company, which paid very well. I am currently working for that company and and will most likely make less this year than last year at the gas station. That was the best "Joe Job" that I could ever want.

  24. My Advice: Relocate by afabbro · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you are a programmer/sysadmin, then you can find work if you move. Network and job-board-scrounge like mad, search company web sites, use headhunters, etc., and at every turn say "yes, I'll relocate anywhere".

    Yes, relocation is a pain - just did it last year myself. This makes the 2nd time I've moved to places other than my first choice of living areas...been happy both times. When I was laid off last year, I looked in my large metropolitan home first...after three weeks, looked nationwide. I considered Nebraska, Mississippi, all sorts of places most people wouldn't pick as their first choice. Personally, I'd rather be working than unemployed or flipping burgers. And I'm too young (and so are you if you're under 50) to lock yourself down to one geography. If you want steady upward mobility, you have to RELOCATE SEVERAL TIMES IN YOUR CAREER.

    If you cast your net wide - the whole US, go anywhere, do anything - you will find work if your skills are in demand. If you don't find work, then your skills are not in demand or your experience isn't sufficient and you have to lower your sights or improve your skills or both.

    It's simple market mechanics. Brutal if you want to call it that, but simple nonetheless. If you're not finding work in your home market, then you need to look in other markets. You might end up in some place you don't like, have never heard of, or not your dream, but you'd be working.

    PS...I've never met anyone who was both a senior sysadmin AND a senior programmer. I've also never seen a truly senior admin/programmer who was out of work for long. I'd pick which one you like better and go gonzo on it.

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    1. Re:My Advice: Relocate by RedWolves2 · · Score: 1

      Nice to meet you! I am both a Senior SysAdmin and a Senior programmer. After our last sysadmin got fired they asked me to fill the role. So I struggle to do both jobs at once.

    2. Re:My Advice: Relocate by squaretorus · · Score: 2

      If you cast your net wide - the whole US,

      NOOOO - the whole WORLD is a much better, and more fun, bet!

      Relocation sounds sucky, especially if you have a lot of baggage - kids, wife, girlfriend, big teevee. But it's actually more likely to be a positive experience the FURTHER you travel. Just picture yourself on the porch in your slippers when your 80 telling the grandkids "When I was 30 I spent a year in Mumbai leading the development of some cutting edge prOn distribution software - you should have seen the chickens out there! tasty tasty!"

      This is about LIFE, not WORK. Work to Live, not the other way round. If you REALLY HAVE TO HAVE a copy of the LOTR DVDs get a job flipping burgers. If you REALLY WANT SOME FUN IN LIFE relocate to any old place and drink it in!

      Germany is a HUGE laugh.

    3. Re:My Advice: Relocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, relocated overseas. I hear Japan has a booming economy. Ha ha ha. You're killing me you stupid piece of shit.
      Germany. Fuck. Drink it in. Ha ha ha. Yeah, I bet you drink it in over in Germany.

  25. Try an ISP or crappy comp gig. by starvo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok What I did after losing my beautiful Motorola Contracting job was to kind of be depressed for about 2 weeks. I mean I didn't ahve it bad or anything, but I felt sorry for 2 of my co-workers who had pregnant wives. So yeah it sucked for them. And I just uh kinda slept.

    But After that I had 3 glorious months of over competition for every job out there. So I took myself out of the running for a corporate job, and applied at some small local ISP's. I got hired by one as a tech support worker for $10 per hour. Not enough to survive on my own with, but enough to share a house with 4 others.

    It's Loud, the Dialup support calls were hell, and the roommate were messy. But they bumped my a the secondary Unix admin after 3 months. (see as how that was my previous job) So may pay went up agood amount. And I still live with 4 loud roommates, and I save all of my money.

    I kinda hope to return to the corporate world eventually, but that's just for the money. I love my Small ISP, and it's employees, and my free SDSL access.

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  26. Unemployment and Entrepreneurship! by BitGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful


    My answer to this was to file for unemployment. If you haven't, you should. Its good money, and you *earned* it because whats being returned is money that was taken from you before. Unemployment is not welfare.

    Secondly, start a company. Anyone who's an unemployed geek in the Seattle area, drop me a line. I started a small business (runnable only by me so I can work during the day if I need to). I've found that I'm getting turned down for jobs in part because I put the business I started on the resume-- people think I'm not going to work for them full time.

    But that business returns positive cash flow, allowing me to spend money building another, bigger, business. (Which is why I'm looking for fellow entrepreneurial geeks) I've some ideas that will be really big, there isn't the competition there once was for staking out space in the industry-- most companies are shrinking or retreating. Now is the time to boldy go forward and start a .com. (Just don't take VC on bad terms and don't be stupid about your business plan.)

    Now is the perfect time to start a company- resources are cheap, from office space to engineers and the competition is not getting off of the ground because most of your would be competitors are going the VC route and finding VC funding hard to come by. (There's a simple solution to this if you need investment- some businesses inherently need investment- but I'm not going to reveal it here.)

    Anyway, its a good time to start a company and you should use unemployment to smooth things over.

    Plus you won't have a difficult to explain gap on your resume in a couple years.

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    1. Re:Unemployment and Entrepreneurship! by gentlewizard · · Score: 3, Informative
      "My answer to this was to file for unemployment. If you haven't, you should. Its good money, and you *earned* it because whats being returned is money that was taken from you before. Unemployment is not welfare."


      Except that if he was working as a consultant before, he can't file unemployment against the employer (client) because that would be a red flag to the IRS to reclassify him as an employee. The employer (client) would be liable for back taxes and penalties: not a good way to create strong customer relationships!

    2. Re:Unemployment and Entrepreneurship! by tmuller · · Score: 1

      Clearly depends on whether or not his work status was 1099 or W-2. W-2 consultants (hourly or salary) qualify.

      1099 does not qualify for the same unemployment, but I know that they get unemployment (it's called self-employment unemployment).

      My suggestion is to NOT take suggestion and research it for yourself. Call your State Employment Agency and ask them directly. They are willing to help if you need it.

  27. Just lie. by Treeluvinhippy · · Score: 1

    If your flipping burgers they don't exactly go over your background with a fine tooth comb. Fixing pc's at CompUsa just tell them you did something else at your previous employers it's not that hard to land a crappy gig to hold you over, if your not to honest that is.

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  28. When all else fails, omit details by markwelch · · Score: 3, Informative
    I certainly understand your situation; being identified as "over-qualified" is one of the strangest non-hire excuses I can imagine. Shouldn't every company aspire to have all its employees not just qualified, but over-qualified?

    The solution, of course, is to alter your resume when applying for certain jobs.

    The simplest strategy is to simply offer no resume: for the burger flipping job, or many other minimum-wage positions, presenting a resume is probably a red flag all by itself.

    On job applications (or on your resume), do just the opposite of what most folks do: understate and deflate your experience.

    I suppose the worst problem is how to fill the blanks: if you were working at a dot-bomb company from 1997-2001, you can't just leave those years blank without raising concerns (though if you have young kids, you can report that "following the birth of my first child in 1996, I decided to spend more time at home" without actually lying (maybe you didn't ever manage to act on that decision, for example, until the company's Chapter 7 filing in 2001).

    Or just make some minor changes in the way you describe that job: if your resume now says, "Chief Technology Officer supervising 65 programmers and maintenance of 200 web servers from 1997-2001," try changing the title to something that sounds a lot less grandiose (like "Computer Operator" or "Equipment Manager").

    Let's face it, being "over-qualified" for a job you want right now, is a problem that most people only dream about.

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    -- http://www.MarkWelch.com/ Pleasanton California
    1. Re:When all else fails, omit details by Maul · · Score: 2

      Sometimes the feeling I get from these stories is that many managers won't hire people who are indeed "overqualified" for positions out of fear that they may take THEIR jobs when the upper brass finds out about this new, overqualified employee doing better work than any of the other people at the same level.

      Of course, I might be wrong.

      --

      "You spoony bard!" -Tellah

    2. Re:When all else fails, omit details by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      RE: overqualification

      From my perspective, when hiring, it depends on the job. Am I going to find a programmer who is 'over-qualified' for a position? No, probably not--whatever experience they have that is over and above the requirements is cool, as long as they're willing to work the position for the pay that's offered.

      But there are positions where I really want just a total drone, too--the ones where if the employee starts thinking too much, it just causes trouble. I don't need a junior level tech support guy trying to re-engineer my network. If he used to be a senior sysadmin, that's almost certainly what's going to happen. This is IT--there is no one right way to do anything. Watch /. for some great examples of people vehemently arguing over completely trivial optimizations or techniques or tools. Fine for a discussion board; not something I want happening in my IT department between a sysadmin and a junior assistant underling phone monkey who used to be a sysadmin.

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    3. Re:When all else fails, omit details by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      Let's face it, being "over-qualified" for a job you want right now, is a problem that most people only dream about.

      We're not talking about jobs that we WANT here, we're talking about jobs we'll settle for. And I don't know too many people who dream about not being able to get even a shitty job.

      At least, not fondly.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:When all else fails, omit details by markwelch · · Score: 2
      Given the choice between having skills and experience that make me over-qualified, and having no meaningful skills or experience, I'd prefer the former over the latter.

      People who have no meaningful skills or experience (especially those with limited education, limited language and math skills, and no specialized training) may not "share the pain" in being hired to flip burgers, but they surely suffer more in life, and would prefer to be in the shoes of someone with better education, skills, and experience, even if that meant having some trouble getting a burger-flipping job in hard times.

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      -- http://www.MarkWelch.com/ Pleasanton California
  29. Tell 'em you're burned out by itwerx · · Score: 2

    You're sick and tired of IT and are ready to change careers... (Hey, you can always change your mind, right?)

  30. Don't tell them (or anyone) what you used to make by ivan256 · · Score: 2

    This is a general rule for all job application situations. It's none of their business what you used to make. The only thing they need to know is what you're willing to do the work for *now*. You should be making the decisions about how much yout time costs, not some egotistical HR manager.

    Also, apply at a temp agency... They won't turn you down.

  31. Don't lie by CMiYC · · Score: 2

    I would say do NOT lie on your resume. Even if you lie by understatement it is still a lie. If you lie, you run the risk of being fired from the job at any time. Say you get hired at CompUSA and work there for a year. On your anniversery you get fired because some overacheiving assistant manager noticed a problem on your old application. Well then next month when you have to go and apply for a job how are you going to explain being fired? Or will you lie again? In that case, how will you explain not working for an entire year? Not to mention that lieing in any form shows poor character.

    I believe omitting glorious details would be the way to go. Simply restructure your resume not to include information that may hinder your chances. For example, do not not salary information. CompUSA probably does not care about your salary history anyway. You are required to tell them either. Instead of talking up your previous job like you normally would, talk it down. For example:

    "...where I was responsible for rebuilding the database from a Micorsoft Access db into 3rd normal form SQL based database. At that point I trained a team of programmers on 3NF and proceeded to become a certified Oracle Expert."
    Let's change that to:
    "...where I worked with an Access database to track our inventory."

    You're not lieing, but you are showing you have some abilities above most others. Remember, lieing (even if to make yourself look worse) is wrong and could cost you a any job.

    1. Re:Don't lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a perfect world, people wouldn't lie, cheat, or steal and we wouldn't *have* to lie, cheat, or steal.

      We do not live in a perfect world.

      In REAL LIFE, you do what you must in order to survive - and if that means going so far as, say, robbing a convenience store and shooting a cop on the way out, well, that's how it works...

      It's called the "surivival instinct," something that idealistic Slashdotters often try to ignore.

    2. Re:Don't lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you lie, you run the risk of being fired from the job at any time.

      I have news for you: they can fire you at any time anyway.

      Say you get hired at CompUSA and work there for a year. On your anniversery you get fired because some overacheiving assistant manager noticed a problem on your old application.

      After a year, they know what they got. They wouldn't fire him unless he covered up some serious problem by lying.

  32. love the Ben Folds Five reference : ) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL!

  33. Same situation, better solution by coryboehne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found myself in the same situation about 8 months ago, so what did I do you ask? Simple, I applied myself to a totally different field of work (granted impossible for some, but I find that the computer types tend to be fairly smart and flexable) I went to work for a car dealership as a salesperson, and get this, I actually suffered from a pay RAISE, now hows that for a good solution to a bad problem?

  34. if you are Anne Tomlinson by dario_moreno · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    everyone in the world has heard about
    your failings as a sysadmin, no wonder
    you do not find anything...

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    Google passes Turing test : see my journal
  35. they don't need a reason or cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the US, as long as they comply with non-discrimination statutes, companies usually can fire you at will; they don't need a reason.

    1. Re:they don't need a reason or cause by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2

      excpet in "right to work" states.

      of course its really tough to unionize in those states which - BTW

      HEY IT SHLUBS - UNIONIZE THIS TIME.

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      ... hi bingo ...
    2. Re:they don't need a reason or cause by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      HEY IT SHLUBS - UNIONIZE THIS TIME.

      This time? I musta missed the last call to unionize.

    3. Re:they don't need a reason or cause by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      there was talk of it back during the end of the tech boom - mostly by the CWA.

      of course, IT workers didnt see a need for it, because they thought themselves unexpendible.

      idiots all. everyone is expendible, and just a cog. for non-management type grunt positions like IT and DB Programming, a Union is the only way to make sure that you dont get fscked.

      --
      ... hi bingo ...
    4. Re:they don't need a reason or cause by tzanger · · Score: 2

      for non-management type grunt positions like IT and DB Programming, a Union is the only way to make sure that you dont get fscked.

      So instead of getting screwed by the company, you get screwed by your union? No thanks, at least I can negotiate with a company. Inside a union I'd only be able to make what my union says I can make. I'd only be able to get promoted based on my seniority which really doesn't necessessarily say shit about my technical level or useful experience. And on top of that, My voice would be overruled by the lazy and stupid.

      Unions? No thank you.

    5. Re:they don't need a reason or cause by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      there was talk of it back during the end of the tech boom - mostly by the CWA.

      And the end of the boom was when again?

    6. Re:they don't need a reason or cause by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      why is it that americans fail to see the value of standing together?

      How old are you? over 40? waht happens when you're put out to pasture because you cost too damn much, and a 23 year old can replace you for half the cost?

      GO ahead, keep doing what you're doing now - the companies love it when you dont stand together.

      --
      ... hi bingo ...
    7. Re:they don't need a reason or cause by tzanger · · Score: 2

      why is it that americans fail to see the value of standing together?

      Well I'm Canadian to start but I suspect it's a North American thing. I see unions screw companies every day. I see unions screw government (which means they're screwing us, including themselves) every day. I'm sick to the teeth of the whole notion of huge industry unions. They are a constant source of whining and agony, and they are corrupt beyond all measure.

      The idea of small unions (let's say under 1000 members) does have some appeal but unions like the teacher's union, CAW/UAW, OPSEU and the like are absolutely useless to anyone who wants to make a run and stand on their own merit. Like I said, within a union you don't get promoted by merit or by usefulness, but by seniority. While that's fine for someone who's 40 and has been in a union since they got out of high school, it is absolutely useless for the young people or those who end up getting dragged down to the average. Believe me, nothing kills your spirit like not having any control over your future.

      Anywhere there is a large mass of skill there will be a bell curve of "goodness" -- those to the right will be anti-union because they know it'll only drag them down, while those to the left will push for unionization because it will raise their quality-of-employment. The large bump in the middle represents those who really don't care one way or the other or who can't make up their minds. This is an oversimplification, yes, but I would definately call this the first approximation of a unionphobic/unionphilic metric.

      For someone like myself -- someone who is further ahead at 26 than most union lifers because of the chances I've taken, dumb luck I've fallen into and experience I've gained from not towing the line, paying my dues and waiting for my promotion -- unions offer absolutely nothing to me.

      Yes, I'm young. However I'm also damned well skilled and if I can play my cards right, I will have no need for unions even at 40 or 50 or 60. You only get put out to pasture if you lose your desire to keep pushing or can be replaced by a wet-behind-the-ears 23 year old fresh out of college since you didn't keep current or better yourself during your tenure. I fully plan on keeping my skills honed through honest to goodness practise and excercise and I plan on having union shops (and others) hire me as a consultant to figure out their problems. You can't do that in a union.

      Unions have their place. When you have a mid-to-large size workplace in need of unskilled to semi-skilled workers to perform various duties more or less the do the same thing, unions are great. Nobody likes doing the same thing day in and day out but it's a paycheque and if you're that type of person or that's the only type of work you can get, unions have their place. If you want to punch the clock and do the same shit day in and day out and not give a shit what the company is doing or how to make it more profitable, then unions are definately for you. If your workplace is hostile toward its workers and, in general, the employees don't have the in-demand skills, the stomach for risk or the option of moving elsewhere, then unions have their place.

      However for skilled to highly skilled workers who should have the brains and common sense to stand up for themselves because they could find another job or even relocate, unions perform absolutely no useful function.

      It isn't about sticking together. I prefer to choose my loyalties myself, and I prefer to make my own mind up about whether I want to work or leave (or strike). I am very loyal and will fight tooth and nail for a cause or a company I believe in, but that is my choice to do so, not some union leader who's pockets are getting greased by every special interest group out there and who would rather push for an 18% wage increase over job stability. (Yeah, whose interests are being served there? The employee who will be out of work in a year or the union leader who gets a percentage of every union member's wage?!) I can name at least a few companies off the top of my head who have been priced right out of the marketplace by their unions. I've seen it happen and I will have none of it.

  36. Nuclear Submarines. by morbid · · Score: 0

    Reactor SCRAM?
    Nuclear subs have "battle shorts" which short-circuit the reactor protection so that, when in a tricky situation, the reator will not trip or "SCRAM". Civillian nuclear reactors do not have this facility, since they do not get involved in underwater confrontations with the enemy. Although, the crazy Russian RBMK (and I dare say their VVERs) have reactor protection which _can_ be disabled. This was one of the causes of the Chernobyl accident.

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    I'm out of my tree just now but please feel free to leave a banana.
    1. Re:Nuclear Submarines. by base3 · · Score: 2
      1. I was referring to drills.

      2. "Battle shorts" require the permission of the Commanding Officer and one hell of a casualty.

      3. I have served on a submarine and know that of which I speak.

      4. Whoever modded my post as a troll is either an idiot or a lifer dig-it dog. And I have plenty of karma, so bring it on.

      --
      One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
    2. Re:Nuclear Submarines. by morbid · · Score: 0

      3. I have served on a submarine and know that of which I speak.

      Cool!

      --
      I'm out of my tree just now but please feel free to leave a banana.
    3. Re:Nuclear Submarines. by base3 · · Score: 2
      Cool!

      Like many of my posts (hee hee), submarine life can be overrated. I was young enough that often I didn't realize how cool what I was doing actually was. But there are plenty of drawbacks to submarine life (lack of sleep, boredom, drills, boredom, drills), particularly for an enlisted man, who typically stands 3-section watches at sea (6 out of every 18 hours) in addition to doing his job, running drills, etc. I would advise anyone with the ability who's interested in joining the military to do so as a commissioned officer.

      I was on an SSBN (boomer) that didn't do exciting port calls, etc. (The motto was "hide with pride.") The technology was interesting, but, because of the nature of life-safety, weapons systems, and nuclear power certifications, was hardly cutting edge. The main computers in the area I worked had 32K of core memory. One of the computers used for navigation had a drum memory. Great if you're interested in classic computing :).

      With the Trident system, the technology is now based firmly in the early 1980s--the navigation computers run 68000s.

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      One CPU cycle wasted on digital restrictions management is ONE TOO MANY.
    4. Re:Nuclear Submarines. by nolife · · Score: 2

      5 knots to nowhere...

      At least the reactor protection systems had 8080's

      --
      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
    5. Re:Nuclear Submarines. by morbid · · Score: 0

      Interesting. At my old nuclear powerstation (which just closed at the end of March) out primary reactor temperature monitoring system was a 16k word (16-bit) Honeywell 316 (it did both reactors). Two years ago it was replaced by a pair of PDP 11's :-) a month or two before the Honeywell died :-)
      Reactor protection was by analogue circuits. There were 3 main guardlines comprising relays and amplifiers, and a double 2-out-of-3 diverse guarline which was all solid state.
      Lightning and arc welding were notorious for tripping the reactors. They were magnox (C02 cooled, natural uranium) and it woul be at least a day before they'd be back up to anything like full power.

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      I'm out of my tree just now but please feel free to leave a banana.
  37. Truck Driving by Judg3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm in (well was) the same boat you were in. I used to do all the systems and application managment on one of the largest Windows 2000 datacenters int he country, over 2300 servers. I've written articles for Hewlett-Packard newsletters about OpenView, written a few articles for Windows 2000 magazine, even see me in a book or 2 here.

    Six months ago recession hit me. I lost a 65k/year job (Not to bad for Illinois) and the reserves started to go.

    What did I do? Well, after an exhaustive search I found and settled on (quite happily I must admit) Semi Truck driving cross country. The company I work for pays for all the training, gets me my CDL, and sends me out in a truck. Pay is low for the first year (no more then 36k or so) but within a few years you go up to 60-70k/year plus.

    Thing I dig about it, I only work 2 weeks a month. 2 weeks in a row mind you, but I have 2 weeks off. And Im getting paid for it. It's not as abnormal as I thought either, normal job stuff. Drive 8 hours, etc. Only thing is sleeping on the road thats odd.

    And on the upside I get to work on my OWN projects now. I'm working on a free game for fun, and talk about war driving. How about over 2000 sites on a trip from Illinois to Oregon and back. Hell, if anything it's sweet for geeks. A lot of toys I get to bring with me on runs. Plus I do IT stuff on the side.

    I used to work 15 hours a day. 3 hour round trip commute, plus 12 hours in the shop. Now I'm not so stressed, the money is good and you meet a lot of cool people.

    So give it a shot. I went through Schneider Trucking but I see ads for a lot of other companies that do the same thing.
    And yes, they hire ANYONE. Literally anyone. During training I was with 5 other IT pro's, one with a MIS. There was a college professor, and a housewife too.

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    Looking for hardware (Currently need: Large Etch-a-Sketch) Have one? See my journal!
    1. Re:Truck Driving by Zurk · · Score: 1

      hmm...do they hire people with just a regular driving license ? or do you need a special license to apply for the job ?
      how long did it take you to get a truck license or did you have one already before you applied ?
      did they pay for training and stuff ? make you sign a long term contract ?

    2. Re:Truck Driving by Judg3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ok, here's how it works.

      I didn't have a CDL license, they do it all.
      Let me give a run down of the training.

      They sent me to Green Bay, WI. Initial training was 11 days, non paid. But they pay for your hotel, transporation to and from training, and give you 2 meal tickets a day. So 100-200$ is all you need for that. Then there was an additional 5 days of advanced training at $250/week, then if you go to be a specialized driver, like me, I took another week in NC learning on hauling glass @ $350/week.
      Then you team up with a driver and do teams for 2-4 weeks @ $500/week (Time varies depending on how bad they need you and how well the other thinks you do)

      You have to pay for the CDL tests (round 100$) plus give the carrier 150$ for training (The pay the rest of the 3500$ class)its more to hold your seat then anything else, but non-refundable.

      So I went in with a regular license and 3 weeks later had a CDL and was driving a semi. It's a lot cooler then I had imagined too. So much free time, and it's a simple job, so the gears tick better when you put your mind to something. Instead of coding all day, coming home and crashing for 5 hours only to get up and do it all again, I feel awake when I come home.

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      Looking for hardware (Currently need: Large Etch-a-Sketch) Have one? See my journal!
    3. Re:Truck Driving by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "What did I do? Well, after an exhaustive search I found and settled on (quite happily I must admit) Semi Truck driving cross country. The company I work for pays for all the training, gets me my CDL, and sends me out in a truck. Pay is low for the first year (no more then 36k or so) but within a few years you go up to 60-70k/year plus."

      Having worked in the Government doing stuff related to current and future employment needs versus what the training/education sectors are producing, (I was a DBA person) I can say that in North America, there is currently a very large demand for long haul truckers. If you can take the necessary courses or get the company to pay for them, it should not be too hard to get a job.

    4. Re:Truck Driving by Zurk · · Score: 1

      hmm..so how much did it cost you total ?
      $200 or so for food for the first week, $100 for the tests and $150 to the carrier ?
      or did you also have to pay for the teaming up, hauling glass and advanced training or were they paying you for that ?
      also whats included in the CDL tests ? is it just like a regular car test (3 point turn, regular driving, parallel park) ? or completely different ?
      is there a written component ?
      do people pass it the first time or do they repeat ?

    5. Re:Truck Driving by Ratbert42 · · Score: 2

      Any geek working in long-haul trucking has got to get into ham radio, both the localish VHF/UHF stuff and long-distance HF. I know of several guys that have worked Japan and other DX sites (voice and code) while driving.

  38. What about summer work? by DaHat · · Score: 1

    I'm a third year computer science students who is searching for work just for the summer, shit jobs do not even exist anymore with in a 2 hour radius of where I live (Madison, SD). Relocation is not much of an option as I will just be back here again in a few months. Being from the Minneapolis area originally you'd think that there would even be great opportunities there. unfortunately if you think that you soon find that you are wrong.

  39. Stop Using A Resume. by broody · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Using a resume to apply for blue colar work is like searching the Infoworld classifieds for cashier openings at Giant. If you want one of these jobs, go in and fill out an application and track it all the way back through your work history. Make sure to include low paying jobs, do not buzzword them to death. Don't translate salary to $/hour, simply list salaried. If you cannot get your head around the application, talk to a friend doing that kind of work.

    Emphasize you are going back to school or strongly considering it and don't light up like a Xmas tree when computers come up. Almost anyone will hire you despite sky high figures if think you want to do something while educating yourself.

    All you are doing is saying, "I want to do the work, I can do the work, and I need the work".

    That said if you cannot find any techie work chances are you are not really looking hard enough. How many employers a day do you contact? Do you customize your resume for each one? I know it is hard, I had a three month lull lately. It was my issue for not writing a proper resume for the PEs. Try 'What Color is Your Parachute' and 'Break the Rules'; success seems to be somewhere in the middle.

    Also, appeal that unemployment claim. You are getting screwed.

    Good Luck.

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    ~~ What's stopping you?
  40. Crime Fighting Positions Available by scott1853 · · Score: 3, Funny


    Need honest person to infiltrate telemarketing lair and mark all potential customers as "do not call". Must be able to find your own way out of a 3,000 square foot cubicle maze.

    1. Re:Crime Fighting Positions Available by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Where do I sign on?

  41. What do YOU want to do? by gentlewizard · · Score: 2

    It's not clear from your comment whether you want to be a regular full-time employee because you prefer it, or just because your savings is running dry.

    If you prefer being a consultant, but you're not getting contracts, you need to up your marketing and sales. Some excellent advice is in the Contract Employees Handbook, especially the appendix on resources. Another good place to check is Janet Ruhl's site, Real Rates which tells what recent contracts have gone for by specialty.

    (A great tip I heard is to bypass HR altogether and ask the switchboard for "procurement" or "vendor relations". You are, after all, a business offering a product, not a worker offering to become an employee.)

    On the other hand, if you prefer to be an employee, dig out your trusty copy of What Color Is Your Parachute. Do the exercises, then go after companies who do what it is you want to do.

    Either way, it has to start with what YOU want to do. You might take something else as an interim measure, but always keep your focus.

  42. I started a business while I was in college by cecil36 · · Score: 2

    I started a business in college, and work it part-time. Upon graduation, I had no debt, but I also didn't have a job. The business helped keep my head above water until I could find stable employment where I could pay my bills and sink additional money into my business in the hope of being self-employed full-time. Among the other skills I've acquired: operation of manufacturing equipment, selling, washing dishes in a nursing home, and the most important of all...networking.

  43. Eventually I went to college by schowley · · Score: 1

    I went to college right out of High School, and managed to flunk out within a year and a half, then I realized larger companies with good benefits look for employees that have a college degree. Think of it as a test of self-discipline, the employer feels that if you had the perseverance to complete college you would be better prepared to deal with situations on a job. If you want to make good money and have a good benefits package working as a Network Admin in a large system like a Hospital or Retail outfit then college is the way you want to go. I was able to expand my choices to include companies that would only interview college graduates and as a result, I am now an IT Director for a Non-Profit Assoc.

    Certifications are good and useful, but if the other guy has a degree, you are probably less likely to be called back for a second interview.

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    The sum of our knowledge today becomes the reference point of our ignorance tomorrow.
  44. Try Starbucks... by numbuscus · · Score: 1

    My wife works at Starbucks and they are always hiring. They are also always trying to get new management types and pay pretty well for food service (my wife makes $11.50/hr). Tell them you are looking to change career paths. They are usually so desperate for good employees (they try to stand above the average fast-food joint) that they probably won't care if you interest is not 100% sincere. I was actually going to apply, but I landed a contract right before I was forced to.

    Good luck

  45. Getting Re-employed.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just got a job. Took me about 6 months. I am now, ahem, an application development team leader with Uncle Sam. Good money, too. Anyhoo, check out www.usajobs.gov. The CS and IT jobs are labled Computer Specialist (GS-334-xx), IT Specialist (GS-2210-xx), Computer Engineer (GS-854-xx), Computer Scientist (GS-1550-xx), Electronics Techs (GS-856-xx), Telecomm. Spec. (GS-391-xx), Electronics Engineers (GS-850-xx), . (The 'xx' is the grade 1-15. Grade 9 is college-degreed entry level.) The salary ranges from Entry level (GS-9 (34K-44K))through Branch or Division Manager, (GS-15 ($82K-107K)), with a little extra for high-rent areas (3%-10%). Please note that relevant experience in specific areas is the overriding criteria for getting an interview and getting hired. Most job announcements have requirements of either a degree or X years (usually 4-8 years) of relevant experience. The process, if a success, can take 2-5 months, assuming no security clearance is required. Many of the jobs have a "career ladder" that can take one from GS-9 (or higher) up to GS-13 & GS-14, my new grade. http://www.opm.gov/oca/02tables/indexGS.htm
    The quality of federal employee is much higher than generally realized. (At least by me.) Surprisingly, most feds. are pretty serious about the idea of being a civil servant, probably because it's their taxes, too. I find it very interesting to be a part of something that can, on occasion, directly affect everyone in my (& your) neighborhood. (Ba-ha-ha!) Good luck!

  46. I know your pain... by ellem · · Score: 2

    I am in the same boat.

    My favorite rejection is...

    You'll leave as soon as the economy gets better...

    Meanwhile my resume shows me staying at least 3 years at every company.

    And when is the economy going to get better...

    I also like when the HH says, "You won't be fufilled in this position..."

    Lady my fucking 2800USD mortgage is going to be fufilled if I don't get a job soon.Looks like

    I'll be driving a Forklift again real soon!

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  47. They have in-cab e-mail in the trucks! by dinodriver · · Score: 1

    "In-cab e-mail allows you to send and receive e-mail through the satellite hook-up in your tractor"

    I am so all over this.

    -Rich

  48. UPS works. by Restil · · Score: 2

    They hire new people every week. And believe it or not, half the people they hire will be gone in less than a month. The turnover is horrible. And anyone with half a clue will have the opportunity to get promoted into management in a few months or less. They don't care very much if you're "over" qualified, as long as you can pick up a box and show up to work everyday. If you do have potential beyond the typical grunt worker, they have an almost endless supply of opportunities, even tech related jobs.

    They go out of their way to find and keep competant workers. They won't hold too much experience against you. And if you're worried that they will, just tell them you're there to take advantage of the college refund program. Even if you're not, that will at least tell them you plan to stay several months. And in the summer months (especially in Texas), they simply cannot get enough people. Its not possible.

    Although, I'm not sure what its like in other states. There are hubs in certain states that only hire new people when they lose someone, and the only time they lose people is when one someone retires after 25-30 years. Local economy
    might make a difference.

    Good luck in any event.

    -Restil

    -Rstil

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  49. John Davy lied to get Maori TV CEO position� by kiwipeso · · Score: 1

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?thesect ion=news&thesubsection=&storyID=1992520&reportID=4 62584

    The sacked chief executive of the Maori Television Service, John Davy, has admitted forging his resume to get the job. He pleaded guilty in the Auckland District Court this morning to one charge of using a document, his CV fraudulently...

    It should be noted that John Davy claimed his MBA was from 'Denver State University' and is a Canadian who does most of his paperwork by cut and paste.

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    - Kaos games and encryption systems developer
  50. Interviews by Si+F. · · Score: 1

    As well as pruning your resume, consider your appearance and personality.
    You might want to leave your ipaq and your $700 suit at home, and be ready
    to talk beer/sports/cars/girls instead.

    Most non-professional interviewers are trying to hire 'themselves', so don't
    present yourself as being too different to them.

  51. Leave the field all who are not holding degrees by tmuller · · Score: 1



    My suggestion is that if you don't hold a degree, leave the field. That will open up more jobs for those of us who actually HAVE a degree and can problem solve something more than Microsoft Windows problems.

    I think the IT arena would be a much better place if BA people would get out. Let those who have TECH degrees do the work that they have been trained to do. I really enjoy getting paid the same or less than those without a degree or with a 2 year degree. Makes me sick to think that they somehow got a job from knowing nothing about technology and how it works.

    1. Re:Leave the field all who are not holding degrees by Tony · · Score: 1

      There is so much wrong with this, I don't know where to start. First, there's the elitism. Second, the assumption that people with degrees know what the hell they are doing. Third, the assumption that you should be making more money just because you have a degree.

      All of that: rubbish. I've gone to college. I *know* what kind of people get CS degrees. About half are any good at all; the other half got in because they heard about the babes who can't stay away from us geeks, or thought they'd make a pile of money just because they got a degree. The final half thought CS meant chef school and wanted to learn how to "cook a hard drive."

      Truth is, some of us get payed good money because we *deserve* good money. And the babes. We definitely deserve the babes. And am I *ever* glad I became a geek.

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      Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
    2. Re:Leave the field all who are not holding degrees by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      My suggestion is that if you don't hold a degree, leave the field. That will open up more jobs for those of us who actually HAVE a degree....

      Please step back and take a few minutes to get over yourself

    3. Re:Leave the field all who are not holding degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what? I never graduated high school and i'm a system engineer at a NOC. I am smart and very good at what I do and can place myself as an equal with some of the best out there.
      How? I worked damned hard and I will always work hard for what I want. Be careful or I will come and eat your lunch as well.

      Your elitism is silly. Get over yourself.

    4. Re:Leave the field all who are not holding degrees by trud · · Score: 1

      This means you Mr. Gates!

  52. r u begging in disguise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    u will be slaughtered any where u go. bow down and stay on u'r knees where u seem to belong....