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Zeppelins on Patrol?

Our Man In Redmond writes "Everything old is new again: The Seattle Post-Inteligencer is reporting that NORAD is considering deploying zeppelins along the west coast and Canadian border to keep an eye out for terrorists. Larger than jumbo jets, easier to repair/upgrade than satellites, this may be an idea whose time has come. Again."

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  1. Larger than a Jumbo? by LadyLucky · · Score: 2
    Holy heck.

    What will happen when one of THESE flies into a building? It's an accident just waiting to happen.

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    1. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by redcliffe · · Score: 2

      Boing, boing, boing. No sorry that a blimp. Zeppelins were solid, but in any case they don't move very fast, and don't carry lots of fuel.

    2. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Informative

      Iron oxide, mixed with powdered aluminium.

      Read that again: Iron oxide, mixed with powdered aluminium.

      Not got it yet? Basically, that's what thermite is. Go and Google for thermite, or thermite reaction, and see what turns up...

      I watched a documentary about it a couple of years back, in which a recent investigation turned up fabric samples from around the time the Hindenburg was built. They had been tested for fire resistance, and were clearly labelled something along the lines of "Don't use this stuff, it's worse than no fireproofing".

    3. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by redcliffe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That was because the Hindenburg was painted with rocket fuel. The same stuff that powers the shuttles SRB's.

    4. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      "I'm guessing they are probably the helium filled version? Otherwise someone need to be strapped to a chair and watch the documentary on the Hindenburg for a week or so.."

      Oh F.F.S. Sit down and watch the documentary yourself. The one about inflammable paint and lack of electrical earthing.

      Hydrogen doesn't burn red!

    5. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yeah, pretty much. You could use this as a solid-fuel rocket propellant.

    6. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're not that solid. There's a skeleton, and the skin is fabric stretched over it, but it's not as though the entire thing is as rigid (or as fast, or as loaded with fuel) as a plane.

      It'd still do some damage though, just like that little prop plane did in Tampa.

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    7. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If I remember from that National Geographic documentary, the doping compound used on the Hindenberg was a combination of powdered aluminum and nitrocellulose. Which is the EXACT formula used on solid rocket fuel.

      Small wonder why when the airship burned there was almost no fabric cover left from the fire.

      A secret 1938 report inside the Zeppelin company confirmed that the doping compound was extremely flammable.

    8. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      Hydrogen is no worse than, say, kerosene or gasoline. And as was pointed out last year, jumbo jets powered by hydrogen and running into buildings wouldn't spill liquid fuel all over the place where it can burn and melt steel. The gas would rise up and disperse very quickly.

      Oh, by the way, can you tell me what the fatality rate for the Hindenburg blowup was? 35 dead out of 97? You know, I can't recall the last time a plane crash landed so spectacularly and still had 2 out of every 3 people on board survive.

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    9. Re:Larger than a Jumbo? by Grab · · Score: 2

      Yes. And it's you that needs it, since you obviously haven't bothered to find out what really happened to the Hindenburg (hint: it has _nothing_ to do with the hydrogen).

      Grab.

  2. Only one problem.......... by brad3378 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gee Whiz.......

    Sure is gonna be tough to outrun a big balloon eh? &lt/Canadian Accent &gt
    Won't drug runners and terrorists just look up in the sky and decide to take another route?

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    1. Re:Only one problem.......... by seldolivaw · · Score: 2

      1. The Zeppelins are going to be *very* high up; you'd be pretty sharp to spot one; planes look tiny from the ground and these are gonna be twice as high up as planes.
      2. The idea is that there won't *be* another route; they will provide total coverage of the borders -- being high up, they can each cover a huge area, so you don't need too many to do that.

  3. Zeppelins Low at 6 o'Clock by TimSneath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And they accuse Microsoft of never innovating: this is just a straight rip off of the Crimson Skies PC game!

  4. it needs to be done.... by ndfa · · Score: 2

    Zeppelins
    Their airborne capabilities, extensive line of sight, and ability to spot underwater units (as with all flying units) make them an integral part of the defense network. -- wc

    we all know that without them a single turtle can wreak havoc to all Juggernaught's!

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    1. Re:it needs to be done.... by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      I would much prefer the newer version, that can hold 8 regular units or 4 siege units. And there aren't any turtles (or juggernauts) to worry about anymore, silly!

      Tim

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  5. Fly by Konster · · Score: 5, Funny

    The result of one of these flying into a building would be similar to me bouncing a marshmallow off of your forehead.

    It might catch you off guard at first, then piss you off as the shock and abject fright wore off, but no real harm would come to your forehead. The fate of the marshmallow wouldn't be the same, however, and this is to be expected.

    1. Re:Fly by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 3, Funny

      The result of one of these flying into a building would be similar to me bouncing a marshmallow off of your forehead.

      Uhm, not exactly. These things do have a structure, it's not a balloon.

      So it's maybe more like throwing, say, an egg at your forehead. (unboiled)

      The difference between a Jet hitting a building and a Dirigible hitting one is then more comparable to me throwing the egg versus using a high power canon to fire the egg at your forehead.

      Be warned though, I _can_ throw it hard enough to do some damage.

    2. Re:Fly by delcielo · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Allah Akbar!"
      BOING!
      "Damn it."

      "Badal!"
      BOING!
      "DAMN IT!"

      etc...

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    3. Re:Fly by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2

      Bear in mind that these things aren't balloons. The hydrogen inside is at a pressure not very different from the surrounding air. If you put a hole in it, sure, it leaks. But it's not like a balloon with a large pressure difference that causes it to rapidly deflate.

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      Dyolf Knip
  6. Nothing to do with "Terror" by sane? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Come off it, just how is this supposed to fight terrorism ?

    High altitude balloons are hardly likely to trouble an Arab terrorist coming in on the American Airlines redeye service. Let alone the domestic terrorist who lives in Florida and mails you Anthrax.

    Nope, they are useful for three things: observation, communication relay and radar. Now either someone is trying to hop on the 'terrorism' funding bandwagon, or someone is attempting to hide a technology that effect civil liberties under the same cover.

    My personal guess is both. Someone has finally worked out that cruise missiles are easy to knock up and a threat to US cities - hence the need for good look down 24hour radar coverage. At the same time, an observation platform that could hover over a city, watching everyone, but not seen by anyone, has certain advantages.

    Neither really does much to prevent the average terrorist - but its a nice way to sell your system.

    1. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by 56ker · · Score: 2

      What's happened to all their automatic spy planes they're always so proud to tell us about?

    2. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by perky · · Score: 2

      Someone has finally worked out that cruise missiles are easy to knock up and a threat to US cities Actually they are fucking difficult to make. It's significantly easier to make a nuclear warhead or a biochemical weapon than it is to make an ICBM to deliver it. This is why the main threat for total war on America is a group simultaneously walking into LA, NYC etc with a briefcase full of anthrax/smallpox/whatever. As you suggest, this is some group jumping on the funding bandwagon.

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    3. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by FallLine · · Score: 2

      You really don't know what you're talking about. I mean hell, all a surgeon is is a person with a scalpal and a few other tools that knows where to cut. The devil is in the details. You totally underestimate the amount of time and resources required to construct either of the 3 devices, but particularly an ICBM and a cruise missile. I don't mean to offend, but only a person without any practical and significant engineering experience could be so dismissive of such a project. My father worked for DARPA, amongst others, in the 70s and helped developed some early cruise missiles and unmanned planes (his speciality being the optics) and I can tell you from what I heard that it's a lot more complex than you think it is. I mean sure, technology has improved, but not that much. With the example of the cruise missile, you really want a rocket because you need it to be fast moving and you need it to fly quite low to the ground (easier said than done). In short, this is a project that requires lots of engineer time, significant manufacturing resources, and testing. I'm not going to say it's impossible, especially for a small government, but it's quite reasonable to assert that it is beyond the resources Joe and Jane terrorist.

      A fission bomb, on the other hand, is quite simple to build providing you can get access to a couple key ingredients (which is of course easier said than done). Most of the hardwork has already been done and much of it is readily available to students of engineering. In terms of actually manufacturing one, if you can build, say, a laser from scratch, then you can build a nuke. It's a bit more involved than the garage project, but not that much more unfortunately.

      Btw, a dirty nuke is brain dead simple to build and the materials are relatively easy to come by (no need for weapons grade nuclear material). It's basically just a bunch of radioactive materials wrapped around conventional explosives that are used to disperse the radioactive chemicals. That said, I think the fear of it is overplayed since the danger is rather localized.

    4. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by (H)elix1 · · Score: 2

      I mean sure, technology has improved, but not that much. With the example of the cruise missile, you really want a rocket because you need it to be fast moving and you need it to fly quite low to the ground (easier said than done).

      While I agree about the ICBM, I suspect you are thinking way to high-tech about the cruise missiles. As an alternative to a ground hugging, rocket powered, flying bomb - how about a homebuilt with a transponder and a valid flight plan filed.

      You really have to be watching the radar to catch these things when you are trying to shoot them down in wartime conditions because they are low to the ground. As for rocket powered, even our Tomahawks use a turbo-fan engine for flight (though a booster rocket for takeoff). These things are subsonic (550mph if you believe the listed spec) relying on stealth rather than speed. Compare that to the German V1 at 401mph.

      I believe a cruise missile is within the skill set of the hobbyist. Course, I've built a composite aircraft and am restoring a 1948 Playboy (aircraft) today... so my view is a bit twisted.

    5. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by Dwonis · · Score: 2

      Someone would have to write the code to change it to '+1, Paranoid' for security-related topics...

    6. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

      Well, "terrorists" will have a field day shooting them down... All they need is a small missile with a burning (cuban?) cigar on the end...

    7. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The LZ129 (Luftschiffe Hindenburg) was originally designed to be inflated with helium. However, the americans would not sell helium to DELAG (Deutsheluftschiffegesellshaft) because it had strategic value (the WW-1 zeppelin raids over London were still fresh memories then), so they had to inflate it with helium.

      During a subsequent refit, after one or two seasons, staterooms were added since hydrogen provides more lift than helium.

      The movie "The Hindenburg" does a very good job at recreating the luxurious interior (the grand piano was made out of aluminium; the lavish duralumin armchairs weighed something like 5 pounds each). The LZ-128 also appeared in the Indiana Jones "The last crusade" movie, but don't expect much in terms of historical accuracy (the LZ-128 DID NOT have aircraft launch ramps!!!)

      But the LZ-128 was not the last passenger zeppelin built: the far more luxurious LZ-129 (Luftschiffe Graf Zeppelin II) was completed shortly before the fateful New Jersey crash, but never entered revenue service. It was instead used for nazi tract spreading, and was promptly broken-up for aluminium when the war broke out.

    8. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by sane? · · Score: 2
      OK, thanks to (H)elix1 for making my point for me.

      A simple cruise missile, using GPS and/or INS is quite simple, accurate to 100m without much sweat and quite capable of delivering a payload from several hundred miles away - all using some pretty low level skills.

      Mucking around with image based guidance is not - but then again, its not really needed for these purposes.

      A fission device takes some serious engineering, especially if you want to get a working yield - added to which is the problem of sourcing the material. Is probably easier to buy a nuke from Russia, and the number of nukes you've seen detonated demonstrate that its not that easy.

      None of the above is unknown to those that need to know - and getting good 24hour look down cover is fairly important in dealing with it, since you can fairly easily go low enough to put yourself in the clutter.

      Still think that someone is trying to protect their funding though....

    9. Re:Nothing to do with "Terror" by FallLine · · Score: 2

      I grant you that they probably could put a simple and extremely crude unmanned plane together with some work. However, it seems almost irrelevant to me, because these devices would have no real utility (to most attackers) without most of advantages of actual military-grade equivalent (e.g., stealth, speed, robustness). It wouldn't be particularly appropriate for some kind of enemy state to launch a wide attack against the US with from outside our borders, even with nuclear, chemical, or biological weapons. If they can file a valid flight plan or otherwise sneak one (or a couple) in through deception, rather than stealth and speed, then they could deliver one through more conventional means too (although I think they'd have a hard time sending a bunch at the US at one time) Nor would terrorist style attackers such as bin Laden. With their mindset, it seems far more cost effective, less risky (in terms of avoiding detection or losing payload), and more efficient (in terms of putting the payload on the target with precision) to just sacrifice some of their lives for it. I suspect it'd even be more practical for them to just drive up to these cities and detonate (in person or with some kind of timer or remote device).

  7. Appropriations bill to build new hangars? by silentbozo · · Score: 2

    Are there any existing WWII era derigible hangars still around on the West coast? I know of some at Moffat air field, which is controlled by NASA, but to my knowledge, that's about it. Where the heck are we going to garage/maintain these monsters?

    Actually, a better question is, who makes derigibles in volume anymore? I don't exactly see Boeing, McDonald Douglas, or Newport News fitting into the bidding process too well - to my knowledge none of their units do any work relating to lighter-than-air patrol craft. How will the public react to our getting military hardware from Graf Zepplin (yes, they still make zepplins.)

    Lastly, who would control and staff these craft? The Air Force? The Navy (which controlled the derigible fleets prior to and during WWII), or the Coast Guard (who are undermanned and underfunded - WAY undermanned and WAY underfunded)?

    1. Re:Appropriations bill to build new hangars? by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      I don't exactly see Boeing, McDonald Douglas, or Newport News fitting into the bidding process too well

      Oh, it'll be one of them. The beauty of government contracts is that you don't need to have the product or service that you're selling when you bid. You just push back the timetable, include the startup costs in the bid, then go hire some of Zeppelin's senior people and go to work. Remember: A strong domestic airship industry is vital to our national security. The added startup costs simply give the government the chance to demonstrate how committed they are to supporting it. And no, it's not about fighting terrorism; it's about fighting personal freedoms.

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  8. What the fuck?! by T.Hobbes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This will be of no use against any terrorist. Even if terrorists did attempt to cross the border outside of official channels (rather than use fake IDs, sailing a boat into a harbour, or simply live in the states themselves, they would be less than .1% of the total number of people trying to skip across the US-Canadian border or any other border. The rest would be boardertown locals, drug smugglers (we all know how effective the war on drugs has been, right?), and immigrants. Already, they try to and fail at stopping two of these groups from crossing the boarder, and in Mexico they even get flashy night-vision kit and a wall. It dosen't work. This won't either - more information just means you know more of what's going on. It dosen't mean you can be everywhere at once. The Zepplins will stand out of TV, however.

  9. Gotham City by DarkZero · · Score: 4, Funny

    All you need now is a few supervillains and a well-meaning, but deeply troubled borderline psychopath in a batsuit and all of the West Coast's cities will officially be entered in the Gotham City look-alike contest.

    (Yeah, so only about five people will get this joke, but all five of them are going to get a good laugh out of it.)

    1. Re:Gotham City by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      (Yeah, so only about five people will get this joke, but all five of them are going to get a good laugh out of it.)
      Looks like they had moderator points, too!!!
  10. LTAV! by Konster · · Score: 2

    One of the primary advantages of Lighter Than Air Vehicles is that the surveillance packages and load outs can be changed almost on a whim. Try doing that with a satellite.

    Although such vehicles are not very fast, they can be deployed very rapidly with electronics and crew that are mission specific, and can be very beneficial as remote command and information gathering/relay centers that can stay aloft for long periods of time. Not only that, but such vehicles could remain over an area for an indefinite amount of time conducting surveillance and intelligence gathering activities that satellites may not be able to do without interruption.

    No one can guess what will happen next, but floating an extra set of eyes, ears and mouths up into the sky can be a very good thing.

  11. Re:Zeppelins by silentbozo · · Score: 2

    Accidents. Derigibles were phased out because they were a bitch to land. You need mooring facilities, hangars big enough to hold them so moored craft can withstand a storm, and big crews to secure them. Several of the Navy's lighter-than-air fleet had accidents, mostly on landing (one was lost in a storm I think), and the Hindenburg didn't do much for the popularity of civilian derigibles.

    The really funny thing is that the United States still manages a strategic Helium reserve! Yes, just as with oil, Helium is hoarded for possible military usage, even though we don't have a military derigible fleet anymore!

  12. Re:Zeppelins by Konster · · Score: 2

    I agree that they once were a bitch to land, however, I believe that there is enough brain power and processing power out there now to tackle this issue...an issue that really hasn't had a lot of brain-time put into it since...1940 -1950?

  13. War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about not funding terrorism in Norther Ireland? That would be a good start. Cheap to implement, too...

    How about not pissing off the Arabs? How about not bombing your allies? Perhaps you could stop arresting foreign nationals for doing things perfectly legally in their own countries?

    Or, alternatively, stick up a great big wall around your country, to keep the "terrorists" out. Yeah, that's a great idea. Or, if you prefer, a "curtain", since you could say it hangs from these dirigibles... A curtain as strong as iron, that would be a great way to describe it... Yep, an "Iron Curtain" around the US. Sounds good to me.

    1. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Fuck the americans. We've got a couple of Vulcans heading over your way just now, yankee hick. Go and have sex with your cousin while you can, before we blow your faulty genes into their component atoms.

      You might still have time to learn how to use an apostrophe, though.

    2. Re:War against Terrorism? by RN · · Score: 2

      sigh..i guess it's no surprise that idiotic crap like this on slashdot gets modded up to 5.

      Yes, I guess we were asking for what happened to us on 9/11 because we pissed off the arabs, right? Nothing like advancing your cause by mass murdering civilians. Oh wait, their only cause is to kill as many civilians as possible. There's nothing that will stop them until the USA is vanquished off the world.

      Perhaps most of the blame lies with their own govnernments which breed and support this type of hatred. But no, it's the USA's fault!!

    3. Re:War against Terrorism? by haggar · · Score: 2

      The 9/11 had nothing to do with religion. It was about an ethnic group of people striking back at the nation that keeps pouring money and weapons to their oppressors. Makes perfect sense.
      Perfect sense? None of the terrorists in 9/11, including Bin Laden, was a Palestinian, they were from the Magreb and Saudis. And they were all well-off, spoiled brats that think they can solve problems by blowing things up.

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    4. Re:War against Terrorism? by awol · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about not funding terrorism in Norther Ireland?

      I think it is very important to draw the distinction between what the state funds and what free citizens do. Funding terrorist organisations in Ireland is illegal in the US. So is soliciting funds for them. That citizens choose to flaunt the law is not the same thing as the state funding terorism in Ireland (northern or republic of). Further to draw the corollary between funding dirigibles out of govenrment expenditure and the flow of funds from citizens in the US to organisations in Irelend is at best ignorant and at worst disingenuous.

      How about not pissing off the Arabs?

      Whilst it is somewhat flippant of me, I think that pissing of the Arabs as you put it is sufficiently easy (ie for some of them not being muslim is sufficient for some whilst the simple existence of Israel is enough for other's [others are completely tolerant mind you]) that it is impossible not to piss someone off.

      Regardless, I think that if one is willing to argue that _any_ policy warrants the kind of action that has lead to these kind of ideas being floated (excuse the pun) then rational discourse is harldy the vehicle through which you can be persuaded of the folly of your position.

      The irony is that there _are_ sufficient steps that the americans need to take to demonstrate their commitment to avoiding the hypocracy that causes their credibility so many problems. The extent to which they make those steps will determine the extent to whihc they are deserving of coninued support (for example the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation).

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    5. Re:War against Terrorism? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      We've got a couple of Vulcans heading over your way just now
      Oh, a limey...
    6. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yay! Somebody's bitin'! It's damned hard to troll and burn off karma when everyone keeps modding you up...

    7. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Worked out great for us... They didn't come near us. No, you didn't help that much... We already had a superior Navy, and the RAF was wiping the Luftwaffe all over the map. The big failing was the RAF's refusal to take Whittle's jet engine seriously - by the time they did, the Luftwaffe had aircraft like the Me163 rocket plane and the first Me262 jet fighters already...

    8. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      *That* is exactly what I mean. It's not good enough to say that there's no proof that Israel is killing Palestinians. There wasn't much proof that the Iraqis were killing Kurds (though they were), but Dubya's dad was straight in there...

    9. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Ermmm, that would be "pedantry", I suspect.

      Please spell "capitalise" correctly.

      Finally, if you're so grown up, why aren't you logged in? Mummy and Daddy won't let you have a computer of your own, perhaps?

    10. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yes, if you think so... Quick question - how many buildings have terrorists flown planes into in the UK recently?

      We saved your lame arses in the Gulf, and we'll probably have to save them again in Afghanistan.

    11. Re:War against Terrorism? by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

      How about not funding terrorism in Norther Ireland? That would be a good start. Cheap to implement, too...

      Why don't the British-descent imperialists in Northern Ireland go home to "great" Britain and leave the Irish at peace?

      A cheap solution to the problem in Northern Ireland, don't you think?
      If you must point fingers, try pointing them sowhere besides the U.S., and you might find yourself more correct.

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    12. Re:War against Terrorism? by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

      and continues to allow the US to operate military bases on British soil

      Could that be thanks for us allowing "great" Britain's very existence?

      Or perhaps we should have taken it over in 1812...

      Maybe we should have let the Nazis bomb England until the island sank, in the 1940's, without one bit of assistance.

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      "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives" should be a convenience store, not a government agency.
    13. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Well, that's pretty much what we've done. Curiously enough, it seems to have worked. The only problem we have now is Irish Loyalists attacking Republicans, because they want the British forces *back*.

      It seems you just can't win...

    14. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Exactly. My point being that there *would* be photos like this, of the Jenin camp, if the Israelis would stop preventing journalists from going anywhere near the camp.

      The Israelis are treating the Palestinians in pretty much the same way as they were treated by the Nazis during WW2. I hereby declare Godwin's Law invoked, and this thread closed...

    15. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      No, it means I don't have Arabs crashing planes into my office. What has America got? Apart from: ridiculous laws that can see you arrested for *talking about* cracking copy protection, no state-funded health care, no state-funded schools, a mutated rhesus monkey as president, a weak and ineffectual military, high taxes, and a collapsing economy? We don't want any of that, thanks. Keep it to yourself.

      Maybe in another 200 years you'll have discovered civilisation.

    16. Re:War against Terrorism? by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      a mutated rhesus monkey as president...

      That's it, you trolling bastard. I've been biting my tongue up to now, but you've gone too far. Rhesus monkeys are perfectly decent animals, and I cannot see any mutations that could make one as horrifying as my current president. I have turned your email address in to the ASPCA, and you can expect to hear from them this week about your slandering of those simians in comparing them to a much lower form of simian. Your other points were reasonable and well thought out, but I could not stand by quietly and let that comment go unanswered.

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    17. Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Yeah! There goes another! Thank you very much. This trolling is much more fun than posting sensibly.

      You would not believe how hard it is to burn off karma around here...

    18. Re:War against Terrorism? by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      But you're not losing any. I'd help out, but I don't have any points right now. Best of luck, though.

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      I spent a year in Iraq looking for WMD and all I found was this lousy sig.
  14. Re:Balloons = Super defense system by perky · · Score: 2

    why do you want to shoot down jets? Do you really think that's a threat?

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    "The new wave is not value-added; it's garbage-subtracted" - Esther Dyson, Dec 1994
  15. Re:boom! by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
    Oh I forgot, its the USA, where people have ack-ack guns in their gardens!

    With all the people we go around pissing off, that's the only way I can be sure that my tomato patch is secure from terrorists. A blimp over my neighborhood would only help- I could have a smaller stack of ammo out there, meaning more fresh, juicy tomatoes for me!

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  16. This is utterly ridiculous. by swaic · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Twice as big as a jumbo jet and soaring twice as high, they may soon be deployed to guard Canada and the United States, scanning for intruders on the Pacific Northwest's long coastline and international border.

    To guard against attacks? How is this going to prevent a determined person from putting a truck bomb in front of a federal building, or preventing someone from flying another plane into a building after coming up with yet another ingenious way of taking control of the plane.

    When was the last time the US had a missile coming from across the oceans to strike them? NORAD detects just about everything airborne, so they'll know if they're under attack. However this will do nothing to stop someone sitting at the end of a busy airport with a shoulder launched SAM and take out a couple planes.

    This is just another ridiculous idea to give the American people a false sense of security. Now don't get me wrong. There may be some merit in these ideas, but I just don't see them. Can someone please enlighten me?

    1. Re:This is utterly ridiculous. by joshki · · Score: 5, Informative

      These are supposed to replace the NATO planes that have been flying AWACS missions over the US since september 11th. They are obviously not going to stop a truck bomb -- but they do give us "eyes and ears" in the sky to look for those jetliners that are off course and heading towards a tall building. Fighters can't see very far -- they need an "eye in the sky" to direct them, and that's what these things would be doing. My guess is that they're a whole lot cheaper to operate than the NATO AWACS aircraft that have been up since September 11th -- also they're much more sustainable -- they can stay up a lot longer without refueling...

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    2. Re:This is utterly ridiculous. by inKubus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      False sense of security? Sorry, that was for the first 6 months. Now it's captialization on the IGNORANCE of the American people. It's amazing that most people are really dumb enough to accept this as being "anti-terrorism".

      In reality, this is just stupid. Then again, the American people will never get a chance to decide because we don't really decide anyway.

      Television decides for us, tells us what to think about the matter, and then we just shrug and go to work.

      I think there needs to be a citizen's veto system:

      Basically, it would be a website ("secure") with a database/list of EVERY U.S. government program. You can run a search, you can browse by category. Next to each program is a check box.. If you, the citizen, feel as though a program is a useless shill and waste of money, you simply click the check box, and submit your veto.

      Seriously, if we do not allow our "democratic" system (which is over 226 years old) to evolve up to our current communication capabilities, we are all going to be lost.

      Of course, even though something like this would be EASY to implement, congress would never give Americans that much power.

      Why? Because they like their jobs, which pretty much consist of accepting money from big business to make laws favorable to said big business. As if they are working for US. This is all mental masturbation. We work for them. We go to our shitty jobs day in and day out, hoping that maybe tomorrow will be better. And we want to do something to change the world but we CAN'T because we are POWERLESS. I thought this was a democracy, but it isn't. It's a REPRESENTATIVE democracy, and the representatives don't represent the average joe; they are rich fucks with fathers and grand-uncles who "served" in congress years before them.

      We are the ones who build this great nation, yet they just fuck around with it and spy on us to make sure we aren't trying to "take away their power" or are "terrorists." Guess what guys, nobody cares.

      Anyway, got off on a rant there, but I was just thinking about an idea I've had for quite sometime, actually since the rise of the WWW in the early 90's: Why not CHANGE the system and make democracy a little more DIRECT?

      Certainly it is within our abilities with our current communcations infrastructure to implement a simple CITIZEN's VETO system, which would allow we, the people, to institute checks and balances on the mainly corrupt government.

      And after that, we could change the entire system over to direct democracy. Personally, I have plenty of time on my hands; I could vote on each new bill in 5 minutes each night (after reading it and doing a little research). That would put the power back towards the people, and stop the idiots in Congress and the Sennate from making decisions about stuff which (as we see a lot) they really have no clue about.

      Let's face it, they are a bunch of old fuckers. Like your grandparents, they cannot use a PC worth a shit and they can hardly program a VCR. Sure, they can clean a gun, but frankly, these old fucks are on the way out.

      The next generation in congress will be the boomers, as all these 70-90 year olds die off, and we need to have a system in place so we, their kids, can keep them in check.

      It's a new world, folks. But it can be two ways: Their world, or OUR world.

      Why the FUCK are we still living in the 1700's when we have had 2 industrial revolutions and a space age?!

      More later.

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    3. Re:This is utterly ridiculous. by Dirtside · · Score: 2

      Welcome to America -- this is a REPUBLIC, not a DEMOCRACY. If you don't know the difference, learn it before you start ranting about it.

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    4. Re:This is utterly ridiculous. by Swaffs · · Score: 2
      "Television decides for us, tells us what to think about the matter, and then we just shrug and go to work.

      I think there needs to be a citizen's veto system:"

      Those are two contradicting ideas. Yes, television does tell us what to think, and I don't think anyone should ever underestimate the power and influence that the media has. You mention the ignorance of the American people and how its amazing that people are so dumb. Bingo. Which is EXACTLY why the average citizen should have no part in running the country.

      Joe Shmuck who gets his news from the National Inquirer and Jerry Springer should not have any say in running the country. What a truly frightening notion. Even the intelligent among us shouldn't have that power. The reason simply is that we all have our own jobs to do and our own lives to run. We can't possibly have the knowledge to be able to make sound decisions about something like national defence. What the hell does the average person know about defending a nation from military attacks? Shit, what does the average citizen know about YOUR job, whatever it may be? Better yet, what does your manager even know about your job? Not only are people clueless but they're too clueless to know they're clueless and feel they have to have an opinion about everything. That's why there's a government that hires people to run the country. Specialists who know the subject matter at hand, and decision makers who know all the different sides to a decision, because its their job to investigate it. There's always more to a subject than what meets the eye, and the average person can't possibly have the knowledge required to make good decisions, so we get people who do to make the decisions.

      Granted, its certainly not a flawless system. Politicians run their own agendas, they pull the wool over our eyes, and in some cases they're making decisions with no more knowledge than you or I have. But its still, IMHO, better than letting everyone and their dog try and have their say.

      Worse yet would be such an easy system for launching a vote. Anything that's that easy (and this should be obvious to anyone who's used the internet and seen the human stupidity on it) would not produce well thought out decisions. They would be snap decisions based on whatever little knowledge the person has and however they tend to feel at that moment before hitting the submit button. At least now voicing your opinion requires writing to your congressman or whomever. This is somewhat difficult and time consuming, which means that only those who feel strongly will bother, and those who do will have some time to think the issue through. Otherwise, you'd have everyone voting on every issue, regardless of what they know about it, like it were a Slashdot poll, clicking through on whatever looks good without even thinking about it.

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  17. Who will build them by seldolivaw · · Score: 2

    According to the article:

    Lockheed already owns veteran blimp maker Goodyear Aerospace Corp. of Akron, Ohio, and has been making airships since 1929. Lockheed now produces "Aerostats," small, remote-controlled, tethered blimps that float 15,000 feet high and are used to monitor the U.S.-Mexican border.

    and

    Boeing's Unmanned Systems Group and its innovative PhantomWorks research group are working on the concept

    So: Boeing, and Lockheed Martin.

  18. Re:Weather balloons with imaging. by Pelerin · · Score: 2

    Already being done. There are a number of moored balloons already in use for weather radar, and for coastal and border surveillance (e.g. trying to catch drug runners) in the USA.

  19. Re:Flying bullseye by RedX · · Score: 2

    You not only very obviously didn't bother to read the article, you didn't even bother to click the link. Had you even bothered to glance at the article, you'd have seen a picture of this dirigible's orbit that shows just how valid your argument is.

  20. Boing and CargoLifter by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

    CargoLifter is agerman company building Zeppelins. The intent is to carry cargo (single pieces of hughe size) to points you can not run them by a truck to. The biggest currently build is a CL 160, and can carry 160 tons, hence its name, of cargo.

    CargoLifter and Boing signed a LOI to investigate into using CargoLifters as radar and flight control stations for so called home territory security of the US.

    No, I have no link on the web, but I got a letter from CargoLifter some days ago with the info(I'm a shareholder).

    CargoLifters are helium driven and have a cruise speed of 100kmh, no idea about the hight as the currently planned lifters should not fly that high. In principle a CL can of course go much higher than a plane.

    Regards,
    angel'o'phere

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  21. the Hindenburg explosion by e-gold · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Was said to have been sabotage, though nobody will say for sure. I think that hydrogen got an unfair rap as a blimp-fuel-and-filler from that incident (I'm sorry it happened on film, for that reason). Pictures make emotions.

    Yes, hydrogen's flammable stuff, but it's lighter than helium and it burns cleanly, so I think blimps should still use it. Yes, there will still be sabotage and terror and all that, but there's no reason not to use hydrogen in lighter-than-air craft, except emotion. IMO.
    JMR

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    1. Re:the Hindenburg explosion by Gordonjcp · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think the sabotage idea was discounted in favour of static arcing across to ungrounded panels. Whatever caused the fire, painting the aircraft with thermite in an oil-based paint probably wasn't a great idea.

  22. Dave's top 5 by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It won't work everyone will think there's a football game going on under it and run to it. Oi!

    Won't the terrorists notice the big shadow on the ground? Ba da bing!

    How can you take a soldier seriously when he sounds like Mickey Mouse(the helium). Doh!

    Some kid(ie. American) with a gun will shoot it down. *pop* fzzzzz..... Johnny's Mother: "Johnny stop shooting down those nice soldiers in the balloons they don't like that!" Hary har har!

    How can it be taken seriously when everyone make jokes about it? ouch!

    *tap tap* Is this thing on?

  23. Germany�s two approaches: Zeppelin vs. Cargolifter by HeinzHarry · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here in Germany, we have two companies building Airships - both for different purposes. One of them is about to file for bankrupcy - just within the next couple of days. While Zeppelin seems to be doing quite well offering flights to the public and building highgly priced Zeppelin Z1, Cargolifter stopped developing their product, the C160 Airship - which was supposed to carry 160 tons of payload - just yesterday. If there is a need for a hangar in the US... there is one spare in Germany pretty soon i guess.

    Here are two links to these companies and to an article about cargolifter:

    Zeppelin Germany

    Cargolifter Germany

    Yahoo on Cargolifter

  24. cruise missiles != ICBM by (H)elix1 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Someone has finally worked out that cruise missiles are easy to knock up and a threat to US cities Actually they are fucking difficult to make. It's significantly easier to make a nuclear warhead or a biochemical weapon than it is to make an ICBM to deliver it

    Cruise missiles are not much more than big RC airplanes with a payload. The German "buzz bombs" were a good example - a simple gyro and altimeter, a bomb, and enough fuel to make it over to London.

    Think of this with commodity hardware.

    The nav system is not too difficult - something to take the input and correct the course and altitude. A GPS with a COM port and a Palm Pilot makes this really easy (though mine are too clunky to actually put into anything that does not float).

    Power plant - don't think jet, think rotax. Since you are not looking for FAA certification, you would be surprised what you can stuff on an airframe. VW bug engines are used in a number of homebuilt projects.

    Payload. No clue, but I'm sure someone could manage.

    Anyhow, it is probably a mute issue. Cruse missiles are intended to execute an attack from a "safe distance" to prevent retaliation and also obscure where you are attacking from. Way too much harpoon in college... If the terrorist keep up with there current track record, they will just have someone drive/fly the payload in person. Those cruise missiles often have another name - kamikaze.

    1. Re:cruise missiles != ICBM by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
      Those cruise missiles often have another name - kamikaze.
      You're not talking about a Tom-Cruise missile, are you???
    2. Re:cruise missiles != ICBM by hawk · · Score: 2
      >Cruise missiles are not much more than big RC
      >airplanes with a payload. The German ?buzz
      >bombs? were a good example - a simple gyro and
      >altimeter, a bomb, and enough fuel to make it
      >over to London.


      1) You have been caught using broken microsoft software to post to slashdot. Had you used a real computer, you would have either a) real quotation marks or b) html quotation marks rather than some microsoft nonsense that looks like question marks on a real computer. But that's not my point. :)


      2) Those buzz-bomb just weren't very effective. They were a terror weapon, not an effective military weapon. They just weren't accurate enough to be of real military value.


      Their most significant effect upon the war may will have been Hitler's fascination with massive offensive weaponry--he had jet fighters long before the allies, but they used the same fuel as the stupid buzz-bombs, so instead of sending fuel to fighters that would quickly shoot down five allied planes before landing, he fueled the big bangs instead.


      hawk

    3. Re:cruise missiles != ICBM by hawk · · Score: 2
      The only reason I'm using netscape at the moment is that something changed with lynx and the line


      EXTERNAL:http:xterm -e lynx %s &:TRUE


      no longer launches another instance. If text won't display on lynx, it's wrong :)


      hawk

  25. What having boarder patrols would do... by Thomas+M+Hughes · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quite simply, it would watch for people who are crossing the boarder at non-designated boarder crossings. The boarder between Canada and the US, from what I recall, is highly unguarded, and allows for basically anyone to pass over with no real effort. Furthermore, I believe any Canadian can waltz through legitimate checkpoints whenever they want, as long as they're not carring prohibited materials.

    Thus, anyone who intentionally avoids those checkpoints may be assumed to be transporting prohibited materials or prohibited people from Canada into the US. Legitimate people who wished to visit the US would cross through the boarder crossing, the 'terrorists' would skip those checkpoints, and these blimps would be better suited to spot such activity from high above for long periods of time.

    This operates under the assumption that Canadian customs processes aren't secure enough for the US, and thus we need to double check their work. For example, Canadians may freely come and go to Cuba, while members of the US may not. Thus, it stands to reason, that it'd be easier for a Cuban terrorist to enter Canada, and then sneak across the boarder to the US with his vile intentions.

    Of course, this does very little to stop new terrorist attacks, however the US political mindset right now seems to be 'any minor improvement should be done.' Flying blimps across the boarder decreases the chance of terrorists by a fraction of a fraction of a percent? Do it. Running around declaring people you don't like an Axis of Evil and invading them might stop the family of a suicide bomber from getting some money, go for it. I guess they thing every minor amount will eventually add up.

    1. Re:What having boarder patrols would do... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      True about the border.
      Not true about entering the US as a Canadian.
      Okay, yes, some people do get turned back for various reasons (or maybe for no apparent reason).

      Having had to clear US customs many times in the last few years, let me tell you.
      Canadians have it far, far easier than any OTHER foreign nation. Believe me, you would rather be Canadian entering the US than from anywhere else.

      They don't even make us fill out immigration forms (though they won't tell you that on the airplane. You only have to fill out customs forms).

      And fancy that.. being treated like a foreigner when.. *GASP* YOU ARE ONE!

      Any reason why you were turned back multiple times?

      Canada customs is more thorough than US customs anyway.

      Oh. And back to crossing to the US. Often a Canadian could (or at least, pre sept. 11th) get into the US without even showing ID. I've seen it happen.

  26. Re:boom! by inKubus · · Score: 2

    Besides, it obscures all the ugly SKY I never liked looking at anyway.

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  27. More like a nerf by wirefarm · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article said that these things would only have a structure for supporting cargo, which, I'm guessing would be hanging about where a blimp's gondola is, so I guess the original assumption about the marshmallow might be true. (I have no idea why the author of he article kept referring to them as dirigibles...)

    I'm pretty sure that if you plowed any sort of non-rigid blimp into any sort of skyscraper, the blimp would do a minimum of damage before being punctured - though if it managed to break some windows first, the occupants of the building might be running around talking in squeaky voices from inhaling al that helium, which would make for some very confused 911 operators I'm sure...

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  28. Fortunately, technology today is WAY better by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I think you haven't been reading about the work that the Zeppelin company has done recently with the Zeppelin NT project.

    By applying modern aerospace technology to airship designs, the Zeppelin NT requires far less ground crew handling, less work load for the pilot, and the airship itself has far stronger structure to better withstand higher velocity winds.

    1. Re:Fortunately, technology today is WAY better by MsGeek · · Score: 2
      If you're ever in Germany, you can actually find out first hand what the Zeppelin NT project is doing...with a tourist flight.

      Deutche Zeppelin Reederei: home

      They fly out of Friedrichshafen. If I win the lottery or something it's one of the first things I want to do. Airships are very, very cool.

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  29. Re:Rolling Stones? by MsGeek · · Score: 2

    That's a blimp, not a rigid airship.

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  30. On the subject of "utterly ridiculous:" by lildogie · · Score: 2

    > Television decides for us, tells us what to think about the matter,
    > and then we just shrug and go to work.

    Television is not artificially intelligent. Someone is deciding what message gets delivered via television. You are deciding whether to receive the message.

    Some of "us" use a few brain cycles to understand this as we choose, watch, and interpret. Others of "us" use a switch on the box. Still others of "us" use our choice of whether to have the box at all.

    > I think there needs to be a citizen's veto system....
    > If you, the citizen, feel as though a program is a useless shill and waste of money,
    > you simply click the check box, and submit your veto.

    That would be a sword with two edges. Don't you think that, for any proposal, however meritorious, someone will object? If you'd like online privacy, more honest government, or even more honest television, I think you would find that there are plenty of people who would use your "online veto" to quash your vision's chances of realization.

    Alternatively, you could count up all the vetos and anti-vetos. But wait...someone already invented that system two or three centuries ago. It's called "democracy."

    The trouble is, someone is always dissatisfied with the outcome. The best you can do is try to satisfy more people than you dissatisfy, and bring about a balance where people can live and work together without killing each other very often. That's an even older invention called "civilization."

    (Don't forget that it's up to you to remember to turn off your TV when you leave for work; have you noticed that it only tells you to that you should stay tuned?)

  31. The whole outer skin could provide fuel... by MsGeek · · Score: 2

    ...and I don't intend this as a sick joke about the fate of the Hindenburg.

    I don't know why anyone hasn't considered covering the outer skin of one of these "new technology" Zeppelins in photovoltaic cells. Think about it. The engines don't need to put out much torque...they are used for steering, not lift. They could be high-efficiency electric or hybrid engines.

    On sunny days, the ship could fly completely on solar-generated electricity, and on less-than-sunny days it could be charged from the ground, or surplus energy generated during earlier flights on sunny days. Fuel cells could be a third source of energy if the other two fail.

    Maybe it's not 100% free energy...TANSTAAFL is still a fundamental law of nature...but it's a possibility that should be examined. At the very least it would be a "neat hack."

    (Why, oh why didn't they use a different phrase to describe the newness of their aircraft...my association with NT is with the Blue Screen Of Death and crashing. Zeppelin XP? ZeppeLinux?)

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    1. Re:The whole outer skin could provide fuel... by Grab · · Score: 2

      NASA have already put up a solar-powered plane (unmanned) which IIRC holds the record for the longest time anything has stayed up without needing refuelling (or refuelling with kerosene, anyway).

      Grab.

  32. The common man is not an expert by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 2
    The reason why we have representational government is because the common man cannot present his opinion on every topic the government debates. Sounds elitist? More like practical.

    The government has the advantage of expert testimony, review processes, studies, etc. to determine the viability of any expenditure. Joe sixpack does not (yet).

    If you did let society devolve to referenda on each expenditure, we would wind up with subsidzed pro wrestling pay-per-views and a two day work week.

    We've got at least a century to go before the common man can be expected to make rational informed decisions on arbitrary matters.

  33. Robot Planes! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    It has got to be cheaper to have small, unmanned robot planes flying around potrolling than putting a bunch of over-paid union clowns into a big, fat blimp.

    Is it really that hard to send TV signals from an unmanned robot plane to a control room in some low cost of living area?

    1. Re:Robot Planes! by Hanzie · · Score: 2

      What about unmanned robot blimps? They are much easier, because they're slower. Robot planes require fuel to stay up. Blimps don't.

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    2. Re:Robot Planes! by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      (* What about unmanned robot blimps? They are much easier, because they're slower. *)

      Hey! Enuf with the Rush Limbough digs already.

  34. Re:Germany�s two approaches: Zeppelin vs. Cargolif by mr_burns · · Score: 2

    there's a durigible hangar in sunnyvale, california. It's quite large, you can see it from the bay bridge, which is 15 - 20 miles away (that's a guess). It used to belong to the navy, but now it belongs to NASA.

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  35. Re:Helium vs. Hydrogen, Americans vs. Germans by uradu · · Score: 2

    Not so much cornered as simply were in possession of most natural sources. Practically all He production is a by-product of natural gas processing, and it seems most sources of gas are in the US and Russia. The US simply chose not to share He with the emerging Nazi regime in Germany, especially given Germany's leading expertise in airship technology.

  36. I can't stand it anymore! by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

    BORDER! BORDER! BORDER!

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  37. Re:boom! by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

    Field Artillery lends dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl.

    Don't forget: "God fights on the side with the best Artillery." -- Napoleon III

    From one artilleryman to another.

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  38. Zeppelins do not explode by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    The only major zeppelin disaster was the Hindenburg, and it did not explode, it caught on fire during mooring due to static electricity (a known effect) combined with the solid rocket fuel they'd used as a paint (unknown to them).

    Obviously the Hydrogen burned once it started leaking, but it was not the cause.
    Furthermore, had it been helium, the bags still would have ruptured from the initial fire, and it still would have crashed, badly.

    And a lot of people walked away from it anyway.

    Anchored zeppelins (aerostats) are already in use in many places.

    What's wrong is that a zeppelin can stay up for WEEKS on little fuel. it only needs fuel to menouver and for power, not to stay in the air. A plane needs service constantly, and a chopper even moreso.

  39. Re:boom! by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
    Of course, there's always God favors the big battalions. -Voltaire

    Considering the girth of the National Guard, I think we can take some comfort in those words.

    To correct your first impression of me: I'm an 11H being forced against my will to chief a how. Much better living conditions here, though.

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  40. Re:boom! by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

    Ahh I see :)

    How the hell did that happen?

    I used to be (actually, the Reserver PERSCOM reminded me that I still am) a 13F.

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  41. +1, Informative... was: Re:War against Terrorism? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I know that, and you know that... I'm trying to burn karma here, and noise up some of the zealots. It's harder than you'd think, this trolling lark. Maybe I should read up on it.

  42. Re:boom! by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
    When you want to stay in and the nearest unit in a real, chauvanism-heavy branch is 40 miles away, you don't ask, just go to their silly 2 week MOSQ and live in a 5 Ton for the rest of your career. 13F is sweet, but that was an even worse drive to get to. Now I live in another BN's area, drive past my BN's other batteries & HQ, past BDE and an infantry unit just to get there, but I like my battery. Just once, I'd like to do something simple that makes sense, you know?

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  43. Re:boom! by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

    I know exactly what you mean.

    Good luck.

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  44. hydrogen??? Be serious! [and: 20 year old news!] by hawk · · Score: 2
    Hydrogen??? THat hasn't been used since, ahh, the Hindenberg :)


    Since then, blimps by the 70's, it took about $1k of electricity . . .


    Anyway, before the Evil Empire ruined the fun by suddenly going out of business, the Navy was already looking at launching new ones for sub patrol. The P3 could stay on station 12 hours (16 if needed); it just followed a sub around once one was found. The blimp could be sent out for a week at a time (or more; the limit was really for the crew). But before they built these, the Soviet's forfeited . . .


    Nonetheless, they'll use helium, not hydrogen.


    One flaming arrow . . . .


    :)


    hawk

  45. Re:hydrogen??? Be serious! [and: 20 year old news! by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
    Hydrogen??? THat hasn't been used since, ahh, the Hindenberg :)

    I am really sick and tired of hearing people say "Hydrogen = Hindenberg = Bad!". If you dress yourself up in rocket fuel or thermite and then scuff around on shag carpet, which is basically what the Hindenberg was, you are just asking for it. Your blimp could be filled with cotton candy and you'd still go up in flames. Furthermore, it is really stupid of you to complain about the flamability of H2 while at the same time putting stuff that is by weight many times as energetic into your car. And may I point out that despite the spectacularity with which the Hindenberg blew up, nearly two thirds of the people on board survived. I would just love to see a landing airplane have its fuel vented right into open flames at 100 feet and crash into the ground and still boast that kind of survival rate.

    One flaming arrow . . . .

    Will what? Blow up an airship? Not likely! And these things will be running higher up than any private, commercial, and most military planes can reach. And why not 'one stick of dynamite planted on a railroad track'? Or 'one carbomb on a suspension bridge'? Or 'one heat-seeking missile outside an airport'? Name one activity that can't be made fatal by some trivial attack at just the right time and place. Get some perspective, people.

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  46. Re:Helium vs. Hydrogen, Americans vs. Germans by uradu · · Score: 2

    Actually, the Hindenburg was originally designed for He operation and only switched to H use when the US refused delivery. Its initial planned payload capability was less than what it ended up being (with H).