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CmdrTaco Speaking at MacHack in June

Apparently I'm Speaking at MacHack somewhere during the show- June 20-22. No clue what I'm speaking about yet. Never even been invited to speak at an Apple focused show, so it's certain to be interesting. It's in Dearborn, MI (near Detroit) if you feel the need to show up and flame me in person. I'm sure there will be time for Q&A about Slashdot stuff.

46 comments

  1. fp? by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: -1

    props to taco

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  2. And with an answer like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll be sure to attend, er, some conference at sometime to see someone speak.

    :)

  3. XServer by tenman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have you picked a topic yet? Have you had a chance to put your hands on an XServer? What is the connection between you and the Mac croud (except that we read /. a ton)? Does anyone here want to recommend a topic for Taco?

    1. Re:XServer by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      How about....

      "I'll never buy a macintosh because it comes with a 1-button mouse"

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  4. You didn't know? by Julius+X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    CmdrTaco:

    Are you saying you didn't know about this? Usually when someone is supposed to be at an event as a presenter/speaker, they are ASKED about it! It just seems odd, thats all.

    I suppose the question should be...if you weren't asked...shouldn't you do something about that? You almost make it sound like you don't want to be there...

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  5. The Topic.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Port all of /. over to xserve boxen in the next week or two .. then talk about that .. :)

    1. Re:The Topic.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine that wouldn't be too hard ...
      MySQL runs on OS X. Slash(code) runs (with modifications) on OS X. Apache runs on OS X. Mod_perl runs on OS X.

  6. Adjustments by blankmange · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just make sure that you adjust your glasses in the same manner Steve Jobs does -- sure to be a hit..... Good Luck!

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  7. plug tags? by jeffy124 · · Score: 4, Funny

    CT -- you forgot the and tags.

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  8. Hmm.... by gnovos · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder how many mac users even know what you look like. I think I'll be going to that con as the "real" Malda and demanding my speech money...

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  9. Let me guess... by zulux · · Score: 4, Funny


    1) Single-button mice suck
    2) PR0N on 23" HD display
    3) OS-"EXX" vs OS-TEN
    4) Software in a post-9/11 world.
    5) Where's the SCSI, you bastards
    6) Old NeXT cases can burn in fire!
    7) Apple sold out to the man to get IE and Office.
    8) Amiga is comming back! Watch out!

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  10. judging from the link by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

    I think I know what you're supposed to talk about...

    he'll join MacHack's crowd of developers for a lively discussion that will range from his adventures building the online community that Slashdot has become to open source issues and where ever else the freeform gathering might lead.

    Then again, later on in the article ....
    There is no agenda, no set plan, just Malda and the audience.

    Seems like that instead of typing text for discussion, it's gonna be a verbal face-to-face style Slashdot!

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  11. Earn yourself some swag by Otter · · Score: 3, Informative
    A few years ago, at the peak of Linux hype, Eric Raymond gave a keynote, advocating open source development to some extremely skeptical developers. He smoothed things over with enough "Hackers! My tribe!" manure that they Mac devs took up a collection to buy him an iBook, whereupon he vowed to maintain a connection with the MacOS community.

    Several hundred dollars of VA stock price collapse later, that's the last anyone in the MacHack world has seen of him. So Taco, if you can butter them up enough, maybe you can leave with a new laptop too.

    1. Re:Earn yourself some swag by Drishmung · · Score: 2, Funny
      Hey! Maybe he could bribe the developers with mod points.

      How many mod points is an XServer worth I wonder?

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    2. Re:Earn yourself some swag by boyko · · Score: 1

      As the only Mac user in a meeting of Linux users, I had a chance to talk to Raymond when he spoke at our school. I asked him what he thought about Darwin & OSX, and he kinda skirted the question - "Well, it sure looks pretty" was his response. My impression is that he didn't think that MacOSX/Darwin was relevant to his topic - Open Source advocacy. Grain of salt though, if this is what he means by keeping in contact with the Mac community, I would have appreciated a longer answer. Still, in general a nice guy.

      Brian.

  12. I won't be attending by dimator · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I won't be attending to flame in person, so here you go: you suck, I hate you, I hate slashdot, slashdot sucks, so do you.

    Thank you.

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    1. Re:I won't be attending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      moderator misses sarcasm bus - film at 11

  13. Taco speaking at MacHack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What next, RMS giving the Keynote at the Microsoft Developer's Conference? How long can one talk about a single mouse button anyway?

  14. UNIX and public perception by melquiades · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Linux and Mac OS X have in common that they both caused a major shift in the widespread perception of UNIX.

    Linux changed the way developers saw UNIX. Instead of being exclusively a thing of the massive, expensive, big-iron world, UNIX became accessible -- an essential rite of passage for programmers, a domain for tinkerers, and a tool of professionals and hobbyists at all scales. And, perhaps for the first time, "UNIX" came vaguely onto the radar of the general public.

    OS X changed the way the general public saw UNIX. Instead of being exclusively a mysterious thing of the geek elite, it was suddenly the foundation of a major consumer OS. Check the records, and you can see the wave of consumer tech columnists praticing saying "UNIX" without flinching. And it changed public perception about Linux, too -- suddenly, UNIX (and thus Linux) on the desktop is not just a pipe dream in the public eye. While Microsoft is trying to discredit UNIX in general and Linux in particular, both have more credibility than ever before.

    Who would have imagined the current state of UNIX 20 years ago?

    As both a Linux proponent, a developer walking all these lines of professional/hobbyist small, shop/big iron, etc. -- and as somebody at the center of the biggest geek watering hole -- it seems like you (CmdrTaco that is) might have some special insight into the changing public perception of UNIX, and how Apple fits in to it all.

    1. Re:UNIX and public perception by grammar+nazi · · Score: -1, Troll
      This is CmdrTaco we're talking about! He's not going to be able to talk about that kind of stuff, he can barely form complete sentences.

      CmdrTaco, if you are reading this, stick to talking about Japanese Anime. At least, the audience might think that English is your second language.

      Just kidding. I grew up in MI with Michigan grammar, too. Seriously, CmdrTaco, you should discuss the sense of community in the Apple world and the sense of community in the Linux world.

      Don't talk about Linux changing Unix and Apple changing Unix. I consider you an expert in neither of these, and it is doubtful that audience would be interested, anyways. You are, on the other hand, an expert in the Linux/Nerd community. Talk about merging the Linux/Nerds with the Apple/nerd community. Tell those Apple hackers that *shareware* is annoying and limits their project's potential. Give them faith that large masses can accomplish major pieces of software, that individual hackers can't. Tell funny stories of things that happened on Slashdot. Talk about the wildly (soon to be wildly?) successful apple.slashdot.org. Ask Pudge for ideas. He seems to be a Mac d00d.

      I wish I was going to be in MI that weekend. I would have loved to see the show and hear your speech. Good luck. Have somebody doublecheck the grammar of your speech!

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      Keeping /. free of grammatical errors for ~5 years.
  15. flame vs. stalk by chipotle_pickle · · Score: 5, Funny

    If someone jumps on your posts to say mean things about you or your ideas, they are flaming or maybe trolling. If they travel to a conference to flame you in person, that's stalking. Have fun Taco.

  16. Question for CmdrTaco by elliotj · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I won't be able to attend in person, so maybe you could answer this online.

    Do you actually even use a Mac? If so, which one and what do you do with it?

    And, do you like it?

    1. Re:Question for CmdrTaco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
      Yeah, I eat lots of Big Macs. I like them better than Whoopers. Cowboy Neal usually eats 2-3 Bacon Double Cheeseburgers.

      "What do you do with it" indeed!

  17. MacHack by omnislash · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you had announced this AT MacHack, you would have been greeted with cries of "Marketing!"

    I love MacHack because it's usually got a number of great speakers. Last year we had Woz and the entire original Mac development team.

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  18. Whoopdie-fuckin-doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    CmdrTaco is going to the bathroom on August 17'th.
    This is news for nerds -- thought you might like
    to know.

    1. Re:Whoopdie-fuckin-doo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Flamebait
      Anybody ever notice CmdrTaco & Hemos always take a "nature break" around the same time? And when they leave the bathroom, they're both giggling? And they share the same stall?

      Just wondering

      Jaime.

  19. Hi Rob. by TRoLLaXoR · · Score: -1

    I was thinking of attending, but since the registration is so prohibitive and I am not willing to do 26 hours of driving (from Kansas City to MI and back) just to *try* to sneak in if I am to flame you in real life, I must opt out.

    Consider this a rain check.

    It's all laid out here in Stepson's Trollaxor.com diary.

  20. "It's a show about nothing." Nothing? "Nothing." by tswinzig · · Score: 1, Troll

    Only $525 to see a webmaster talk about nothing?

    Whaddadeal!

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  21. Tips by E-Tray · · Score: 2, Funny

    And if somebody asks you too hard questions, use your right to correct your glasses, like Steve Jobs...

  22. Your agenda, CmdrTaco by FattMattP · · Score: 3, Funny
    If only you had read the article, CmdrTaco. According to http://www.mactech.com/news/mt-news-detail.mgi?id= 0000064bb918b85d (which is the link you gave):
    In this rare public appearance, he'll join MacHack's crowd of developers for a lively discussion that will range from his adventures building the online community that Slashdot has become to open source issues and where ever else the freeform gathering might lead.
    I know you guys don't follow links to stories but this is a little ridiculous. But, now you know what to do.
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  23. Yay! by Link-chan · · Score: 1

    I'm attending Machack. I hope to see you all there! Thanks CmdrTaco.

  24. Nuclear Physics? by gcondon · · Score: 2

    Quoth the announcement:

    "Malda's achievements have spanned a variety of fields from computer
    programming to nuclear physics."


    I must have been dozing off but what exactly was that contribution again?

    1. Re:Nuclear Physics? by VRisaMetaphor · · Score: 1

      I believe that particular contribution was Duckpins.

  25. Hmmm.. perhaps... by paradesign · · Score: 1

    perhaps you should talk about open source development and its new correlation to the Mac platform, OSX, underage developers, freedoms(beer and speech), life, liberty, and the persuit of happyness

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  26. Go for it Rob by theolein · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spread the word about the /. system to the faithful. You could make many points alone with your experience in developing, implementing and observing the social processes of the /code user moderated system and how the system tends to be self controlling. I'm not sure whether there are parallels to be seen in software licencing and the whole DRM agony, but if there ever was a truly democratic forum system /. is it.

    1. Re:Go for it Rob by tarzan353 · · Score: -1, Troll

      I can't believe this. A truly democratic forum? Look at this post- already modded up to 2, and it's just /. ass kissing. All the ones negative to CmdrTaco are 0 or -1. And they are right! What does Taco have to do with MacHack? Jack shit. I'll be there, and I'll be hacking instead of listening to Taco. Please.

  27. Please... by digital_freedom · · Score: 2, Funny

    don't say what another speaker said a few minutes before you go up. I'm sure the conference attendees will appreciate a repost free conference.

  28. It's about usability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If double, triple, or quintuple button mice were anything but goo-gas they would've been implemented a long time ago.

  29. I like to touch the buttocks of 12-year-old girls. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    Do you like to touch the buttocks of 12-year-old girls??

  30. Re:I like to touch the buttocks of 12-year-old gir by TRoLLaXoR · · Score: -1

    No.

    18 and up, please. I am not going back to jail (for something as stupid as jailbait).

  31. Re:I like to touch the buttocks of 12-year-old gir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    No! Girl butts is where cooties come from!

    -- a 12-year-old boy

  32. Grumble grumble grumble ;-) by ollie_ob · · Score: 1

    * 2002-05-28 09:53:04 CmdrTaco at MacHack 2002! (articles,apple) (rejected)

    Oh well. Anyway, MacHack, for those that don't know, is a pretty kick-ass conference. Some of the mini-program 'hacks' they produce at the contest duing the show are pretty damn impressive. One that sticks in my mind is MacJive, which turns 'translates' all the text displayed in any program, into 'underground New York speak.' Well I was impressed...

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  33. A related question by jimmu · · Score: 1

    Has anyone even been able to get slash to run on OS X? I recall having read about it, but there wasn't much success. Any info?

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    1. Re:A related question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. Statically linked to a static/shared libapreq is slow, but works.

  34. Yeh, I've got to say... by liquide · · Score: 1

    ...Rob sure doesn't seem interested... Maybe it's his time of the month*1.5?

  35. -1, Troll by jaseman21 · · Score: 1
    "I'm Speaking at MacHack...I'm sure there will be time for Q&A about Slashdot stuff."

    hmmmm......