Slashdot Mirror
Scientific American Web Awards
ldopa1 writes "Scientific American has just announced their 2nd Annual Web Awards. The article outlines the very best of the best of the web in the following categories: Archaeology & Paleontology, Astronomy & Astrophysics, Biology, Chemistry, Computer Science, Earth & Environment, Engineering and Technology, Mathematics, Medicine and Physics. Sadly, Slashdot isn't on the list, but some great sites are. It's worth checking out."
A HREF="f/?a=1 x f
..that slashdot isn't on there!
Posting as directed.
It's nice to see a set of awards given to people that deserve them.
I'm tired of seeing hollywood awards shows that are given so the ultra-rich can feel better about themselves...
Linux is dead.
LU
...is because there was no "TROLLS" category.
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
Its a Beowolf cluster of CLIT members!!
C - A language that combines the speed of assembly with the ease of use of assembly.
It's nice to see that A.L.I.C.E. got an award under the CS category. It's really neat, and you should check it out.
http://alicebot.org/
Linux is dead.
LU
does Hawkeye still do the SA shows?
This First Post has been Tagged and Claimed by the United Troll Movement ! Props to the C.L.I.T.!
Want to join the UTM?
NASA watch is useful to keep track of whats goin on...
Join now!
Seriously, I'm glad Slashdot isn't on there. In fact it would decrease the meaning of the award if it was voted on the "Very best of the web" list.
/. pretty often (too often?), but it isn't really in that category - it's a news site.
I mean I read
__ No registration required to read this message. They did it in the Matrix.
We Trolls must unite. Let us put aside this petty warring - the ACs and the CLIT are both powerful and worthy of respect in their own way, and neither will ever be able to completely out-Troll the other. But just imagine the power we could wield if we join forces, with each side bringing its own unique contribution to the partnership.
Slashdot Trolls - Join the UTM!
a good basic website, but an amazing project isn't it? www.setiathome.ssl.berkeley.edu
Sig (appended to the end of comments you post, 120 chars)
Sadly, Slashdot isn't on the list, but some great sites are.
Why would Slashdot be on the list? Did JonKatz discover a fascinating fossil that put the archeological community on its ears and post his dissertation on it here?
Why would a news site win an award for original content?
(Disclaimer: I haven't read the criteria they use, so maybe Slashdot should be in the list - but I doubt it)
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
Where the MOTHERFUCK is my jew killer award bitches? Don't make me niggerfuck you.
Catholic Priest, Jon Katz, 58, was found dead at his church in New Jersey early this morning. Initial indications are he died of acute anal injuries from a nightlong sex romp. His body was found by his Altarboy Russ. A distraught Russ said, "We spent the night screwing anally and drinking holy-water straight. Jon had his normal 3 bottles of laxitive and shit on me. I then left the church and went home." An autopsy is pending and nude photos of Jon will be posted on goatse sites.
Quality straight pr0n goes here
A HREF="f/?a=1 x f
They gave the Internet Archive an award. Interesting idea, but I feel not really award worthy. Although the Wayback Machine is really neat.
/. is interesting. December 21, 1997. My favorite headlines:
The oldest archived version of
1) Linux 2.1.74 Released
2) Judge Uninstalls IE in 90 seconds
3) The poll: I would see Titanic just to see a Prequel Trailer (Yes/No/What are you talking about?)
Just goes to show how long this Microsoft crap has been going on...
I've been hearing all about this website. Although I've never seen it myself, everybody seems to paste it into their comments -- it really must be providing a great service to its visitors or that Anonymous Coward guy wouldn't be recommending it all the time!
Check out this. Slashdot hasn't won a web award since April of 2000. That must mean Slashdot is going downhill, right?
A HREF="f/?a=1 x f
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats,
why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The
stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain it to you.
Qui me amat, amet et canem meum.
This "Awards" are more of a mini directory listing than an true awards. The slashdot blurb states "The article outlines the very best of the best of the web", but on the actual site it is clear that there is no such claim. This is just a list of interesting sites, worth browsing in some scientific oriented categories. I think this is a good service. Hopefully it stays up for some time, and does not grow to much. I think large directory structures, like Yahoo's web directory listings are not terribly useful for browsing. I miss the early ninties when I could browse from home page to home page with individuals listing 5 to 10 interesting sites each. Now days I usually just browse from slashdot; in fact, excuse me while I return to browsing these science links.
Word.
A HREF="f/?a=1 x f
why should this be modded down? it's the fucking truth you loozer
i gotta read this, something to capture the interest of a armchair technophile like myself...
A HREF="f/?a=1 x f
It's the only site of its kind! Not to mention that it has another crowd favorite on there. Boy, really takes me back.
Yeah, I think that "Lone Gunmen are Dead" article kinda did /. in for this year. ;)
Comic Book Guy: "There is no Groening in my store."
I speak the truth. The members of UTM can rim a guy out like no one can. You don't even have to wipe cleanly. They seem to like that assfunk. PROPS TO THE UTM AND THEIR TALENTED TONGUES!!
C - A language that combines the speed of assembly with the ease of use of assembly.
A HREF="f/?a=1 x f
1) Sites can suddenly disappear or (more frequently) slowly slid into inactivity.
2) A number of awards really aren't all that impressive because the award was either given by a friend, or has been handed out so many times (i.e. a "Pick of the Day") that the luster fades about as fast as David Lee Roth's stardom after Van Halen.
I've always liked the idea of an annual web awards, but given the very fluid nature of the web, I wasn't sure if the idea would really work. I suppose that other annual awards are given out for web work, but I think these are the first that aren't based (solely) on design and graphics.
Matt
I greatly enjoy Scientific American.
Just in case you haven't gotten tired of posts theorizing why /. isn't on the list, try this:
It's not there because the rest of the world has yet to recognize Zealotry as a science.
is sadly blocked at most filtered internet places (libraries, schools) (good thing I have a cgi-proxy available running on https)
It is a good site however. My job's very first webpage is on there. Sure freaked out the boss when I showed that to him: "What happened to our website"/"Nothing! it's an archived copy"
CGIproxy site
Pi
that they killed the lone gunmen? Those bastards!
First atheist post! If you were a loser, and couldn't think of any way to motivate yourself into becoming a winner, why not just pretend there's an omniscient being in the sky who punishes people for being winners after they die? That way, you wouldn't even have to try to be a winner, and if enough crazy people believed you, you could surround yourself with people who don't even think winning is good, and who will never threaten your authority over them (because that would be too much like being a winner). Before too long, the true test of piety will be who can be a bigger loser -- never speak up for yourself, never try to compete and win, never try to know more than the others. And when the winners run roughshod over you, you can claim moral superiority through victimhood. Winners know God doesn't exist. Winners don't count on some Invisible Daddy to look after them...they look after themselves. Do you have the guts to rely on yourself? Ask yourself a question: Which do I really value more, comfort or honesty? This is the beginning of wisdom, and the path away from the ghetto of God.
Join now to get all the benefits of the CLIT and the Mississippi Ghostse Society all in one.
--
Mamma look!
that even our (presumably /.) favorite search engine still is not reliably capable of delivering results apropos to any given quest. In clarification, the apropos results may be listed, but finding them amongst the other 10K to 1M results is may be problematic.
There has been a respectable amount of research applied to making web search results meet the criteria of the user. The results have been improvement, much to Google's credit, but the product is not yet acceptable. Efforts to create search engines with a special interest focus have been met with mild success and meek acceptance. The correct approach, I think, is that some entity in the position that Google has should provide a method to segregate results, not only based on keywords, but by meaningful content as well. The early rough-and-tumble days of the Weird-Wild-Web brought us search engines that were easily fooled by meta-tags and other keyword embedding methods. The next step is to provide, via AI methods, a search engine that can provide, given well defined search criteria, only the set of results that make the *best fit*.
All things in moderation.
Who owned a bumper dumper The end.
--
Mamma look!
A professor at the University of Mississippi is giving a
lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his
audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in
ghostses?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghostses, do any of you think you've ever seen
a ghostse?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghostse?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's great. Has anyone here ever touched a ghostse?" 3
students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question
further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghostse?"
One student way in the back raises his hand.
The professor is astonished and says, "Son, all the
years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever
claimed to have slept with a ghostse. You've got to come
up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and
begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor
says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
ghostse."
The student replies, "Ghostse?!? From ah-way back there ah
thought yuh said "goatse."
--
Mamma look!
Copyright violation pure and simple. There is no fair use as the site is not even excerpted, but copied compeletly.
A HREF="http://goatse.cx/?g=6xc=6 I agree with this post grits grits grits
security through obscurity = modding down anti-linux posts so maybe noone will see them
Maybe, it depends on what you define "it" to be.
That it isn't a computer, it's Bill Clinton typing.
it's not like they do anything worthwhile in the first place.
jeezus.
I grew up at a great time to be a science nerd, I remember fondly the Time-Life Science Books, newspaper articles and television coverage of the Apollo missions, playing with a chemistry set...
I'm not sure what science kids resources on the net will live up to those standards. A couple that I like are Nine Planets and Science Toys you can make with Your Kids, anybody got any others?
I'm a nature photographer.
it seems that the alicebot isn't very acurate:
"blue, because of my robotics team [my answer to what is your fav. color]
Green. Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of. "
Let's fight this disgusting business the best way Slashdot can! Click here to Slashdot Mediaforce!
It's great how only one of the "computer science" sites has anything to do with computer science.
It would've been nice to see http://physlink.com and/or http://www.heavens-above.com on there...
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.
On my first look, the site made me laugh.
:(.
A third of the page was blank since they
assumed my browser width. Shrink it too much,
and the page gets lost. Then, first
check the physics link (my field):
Physics 2000 wants a plugin (ok this is not
my primary machine, but this is a pain).
Then the string theory site, not too bad but
again inappropriately assumes my geometry.
Jump to chemistry: organo transition? what
happened to spelling. Try the virtual experiment,
galeon enters an infinite loop.
Whatever happened to the idea of the web site
presenting the information and the browser
doing the displaying.
Oh well, I guess this is a loosing battle
Mike
these awards are as corrupt as Enron Corp.
Slashdot.org should be on the list as a great anthropology site.
Not just answers, the correct questions.
Interesting note:
you can not enter the awarded NG site (Earth and Environment: Wildworld) with Mozilla. It only allows NS4 or 6 and IE 4+.
I have emailed them about this, perhaps other could to.
I was reading MIT Technology Reviews TR100 awards. One of the SlashDot founders has received this prestigious award. Can not remember his name.
At least they could have been submitted under the Biology heading!
The source? America's celebrated spoof tabloid, the Onion.
The Beijing Evening News, which claims a circulation of 1.25 million, translated portions of the Onion's tall tale word-for-word in the international news page of its June 3 edition.
The reprinted version of the May 29 article, which parodies Congress as a Major League Baseball squad, also copied the Onion's would-be blueprint for a new legislative home that resembles a ballpark.
"Don't get us wrong: We love the draughty old building," the Onion jestingly quoted House Speaker Dennis Hastert saying.
"But the hard reality is, it's no longer suitable for a world-class legislative branch. The sight lines are bad, there aren't enough concession stands or bathrooms, and the parking is miserable."
The spoof from the brazen entertainment tabloid, which dubs itself "America's finest news source", apparently took in the Evening News.
"The story was written by one of our freelance writers," an editor at the Evening News told Reuters on Friday. "His stuff has been pretty much reliable before."
The editor said he had received other calls from readers about the article. "They were also suspicious of the contents."
Told the story came from the Onion and was not true, the editor said, "We would first have to check that out. If it's indeed fake, I'm sure there will be some form of correction."