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Beijing Newspaper Spoofed by The Onion

mattsucks writes "Reuters is reporting a story about the Beijing Evening News. Apparently, they too believe that everything they read on the internet is true, republishing a story from The Onion. Or at least one of their freelance writers believes it...." This is absolutely great.

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  1. It could be worse... by magicsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least they weren't fooled by stories like "This Just In: Bill Gates Buys Evil From Satan" or "Death Star Opens Day Care Center."

    I can imagine them running through the streets of Beijing saying "Look at the size of that thing!" and "That's no moon!"

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  2. Best Onion Headline... by dontod · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr T to pity fool. Don.

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  3. I can see it now... by gambit3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    In my high school...

    Teacher: Gambit, you didn't write this!

    Gambit: uh, well...

    Teacher: You COPIED this, didn't you?

    Gambit: Well, maybe a little...

    Teacher: That's PLAGIARISM! Where do you think you're going to end up if you just copy other people's article??

    Gambit: Hopefully on Slashdot?

  4. Beijing Evening News by Gatesninny.net · · Score: 4, Funny
    In breaking news, Beijing Evening News reporting early election results from elections in the United States of America:

    CowboyNeal, Q.E.D. 20%
    a^2+b^2=c^2 17%
    algore 0.41%

    (source:slashdot.org)

  5. Fear. Uncertainty. Doubt. The Onion. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I remember a hilarious letter to Readers Digest, complaining that they shouldn't be giving any publicity to avowed Satanist J.K. Rowling. The woman's source for her numerous quotes? You guessed it. She gave the URL of the story to anyone looking for further information.

    The staff of Readers Digest was kind enough to point out the woman's error.

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  6. Re: Poll results by distributed.karma · · Score: 4, Funny
    > algore 0.41%

    After all, the poll was about the most popular mathematical al-gore-rithm.

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  7. Irony by SocialWorm · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm surprised no one has pointed out how ironic this story is on /.

    We're reading a story on a niche news site about a story on a popular news site about a story in a major newspaper (albeit in China) taken from a site that lampoons the news.

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  8. Re:Slashdot has done this before as well by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny
    • More than once Slashdot has published stories from questionable sources which turned out to be completely false

    Yeah, but this is completely different! The Beijing evening news is a for-profit publication with a staff of paid professional editors, whereas Slashdot is... no, wait... what was I saying again?

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  9. If you think the Chinese are gullible, the US is.. by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well if you think the Chinese are gullible then you should watch "Talking With Americans" by Rick Mercer. Rick is a Canadian comedian who interviews Americans in the US posing as a Canadian journalist (which is he is). He interviews regular people, politicians, anyone. He'll stun them with facts like we just got indoor plumbing, paved roads, tv, the 24 hour clock...lmao and the people believe it! It's so stupid how could anyone believe it!!!

    here

    and here

  10. Re:Slashdot has done this before as well by liquidsin · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, no, you were right...this IS completely different. As you said, the Beijing news is run by professional editors...

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