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Bell Dethroned as Telephone Inventor

On Hold writes "The US Congress has decided that A. G. Bell was not the real inventor of the telephone. According to this article, it was invented by a Florentine immigrant called Meucci. Meucci later worked with Bell in a lab, but couldn't afford the patent fees. It seems like Bell could." Wait until you read the stories giving Shawn Fanning credit for inventing P2P...

75 comments

  1. Internet by rogerl · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't forget, Al Gore invented the Internet...

  2. Edison by darthBear · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly similar things were true of Edison in that inventions made by those in his lab were patented under his name. Maybe they could have used some IP Lawyers back then :P

    1. Re:Edison by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly similar things were true of Edison in that inventions made by those in his lab were patented under his name.

      Telsa lost out to Edison. Once again those with money are in a position to screw the rest of us.

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  3. Now what? by jonerik · · Score: 2, Funny

    So does this mean that now we'll be calling Bell Lab "Meucci Lab" instead? Will we be referring to the Baby Bells as "Mini Meuccis?"

  4. credit where credit is due by tps12 · · Score: 3, Funny

    However, Bell is still recognized for creating a popular character who sold telephones in radio and telegraph ads with the hip catchphrase, "dude, you're gettin' a Bell."

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    1. Re:credit where credit is due by That+Dell+Guy · · Score: 1

      I find you offensive, sir, and I shan't stand for it.

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    2. Re:credit where credit is due by Milican · · Score: 1

      haha.. there is no fight club

      JOhn

  5. Old news by dakkar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in Italy it's always been well known that Meucci invented telephone!
    Ok, there's also always been the doubt, too, whether it's been him or Bell, but surely nobody thought it was Bell all on his own ;-)

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  6. Bell by dostick · · Score: 1

    It's all about the name !

  7. what about elisha gray? by larry+bagina · · Score: 4, Interesting
    On Feb. 14, 1876, Gray filed with the U.S. Patent Office a caveat (an announcement of an invention he expected soon to patent) describing apparatus 'for transmitting vocal sounds telegraphically.' Unknown to Gray, Bell had only two hours earlier applied for an actual patent on an apparatus to accomplish the same end. It was later discovered, however, that the apparatus described in Gray's caveat would have worked, while that in Bell's patent would not have. After years of litigation, Bell was legally named the inventor of the telephone, although to many the question of who should be credited with the invention remained debatable.
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    1. Re: what about elisha gray? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


      This is one of the main reasons I think patents are, by and large, bogus. There is a marked tendency for multiple people to "invent" something at essentially the same time.

      And that's hardly a surprise, since inventions depend critically on the mass of technology current in society. I conjecture that "little guys" do most of the work, and "inventors" merely skim the cream off the top.

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    2. Re: what about elisha gray? by larry+bagina · · Score: 1
      And that's hardly a surprise, since inventions depend critically on the mass of technology current in society. I conjecture that "little guys" do most of the work, and "inventors" merely skim the cream off the top.

      In the old days (ie pre 80s, pre software patents, etc), the people doing the inventing weren't the ones that did the patent filing, and when developing some new breakthrough, running to the patent office wasn't the first thing that came to mind (of the engineer, at least).

      The US Patent office has changed their minds 3 times over who invented the microprocessor. That was the 1968-1971 era, perhaps the biggest invention of the last 50 years, and nobody kept records!

      "[Ted] Hoff stated that Intel's patent filing was somewhat casual and that they put their time into making the 4004 work rather that the patent process." So when there is competition, the person that rushes to the patent office with an idea on paper is better rewarded than the person that takes the time to develop and implement it.

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  8. 1% Inspiration...99% perspiration by pythorlh · · Score: 2

    Or is that 50% predatation, and 50% liquidation?

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  9. screams of hoax to me.... by jeffy124 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This sounds like a possible hoax to me. Too many odd questions surround this story -- Since when does Congress make rulings on who properly holds a patent/invention? Isn't that something for the court system? Why is it I cannot find this story at other sites? And why is the one with the story an Australian site, why hasnt the US press picked this up? Hence, I think it's a hoax.

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    1. Re:screams of hoax to me.... by Jrono · · Score: 1

      This seems to be based off the story at The Guardian. Also, the US Congress has some links on the issue.

    2. Re:screams of hoax to me.... by Jrono · · Score: 1

      The links to the Congress' website are wrong. They are H.RES.269.IH and H.RES.269.EH
      Typing these into this website should work.

    3. Re:screams of hoax to me.... by jralls · · Score: 1

      Nice try, but it's not. The resolution is in Thomas (the US Congress's online database). Search for "meucci" and you'll find resolution 269.

      That said, it's obviously a silly publicity stunt from some Italian-American congresscritter, not actually worthy of much attention. The courts decided the issue moot over 100 years ago, and so it should (in this writer's opinion) remain.

    4. Re:screams of hoax to me.... by andcal · · Score: 1

      Forgive me if I don't get it exactly right, but I believe that it is the constitution that brings the idea of "intellectual property" into existence, at least in the USA, and gives congress power to administer laws to efect it.

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    5. Re:screams of hoax to me.... by andcal · · Score: 1

      I found it. The Constitution of the United States, Article 1, Section 8:




      The Congress shall have power...To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries..."

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  10. wasn't it..? by FreakCERS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    hmm... I always thought Elisha Gray invented it...
    has anyone else heard of her? - or is this just one of those weird memory-lapses I seem to get every one in a while...

    1. Re:wasn't it..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elisha Gray was a man, not a woman (at least going by the big, white beard and the short cropped hair in the Daguerrotypes).

  11. Wierd... by mshiltonj · · Score: 2

    Why does it take a Congressional resolution for this? Aren't there professional historians who are supposed to research historical documents to find out what really happened?

  12. Alexander Graham Bee-gees. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whoever it is, I'm glad the inventor of the phone was not Alexander Graham Siren, Alexander Graham Foghorn, or Alexander Graham Bee-Gees. The ringing of a bell to indicate that the phone needs answering is so much better than many of thse alternatives.

  13. Al Gore's side of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever argue with someone who actually thinks it's true that Gore gave us the Internet? The defenses are usually the following:

    - Gore never said it (never mind that CNN has the actual clip)

    - Gore did not say he invented the internet. He said he created it. Big difference !!!!!

    - Gore really did invent the internet, so get off his back.

    1. Re:Al Gore's side of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason you think that is because people against him just argue both sides.

      And you are only continuing the tradition.

    2. Re:Al Gore's side of the story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Without Gore, there would have been no public Internet. He had the vision to secure funding for it at a time when it seemed like a bit-fat-pipe dream. So, do get off his back.

      No matter how he may have phrased it, only a moron would have concluded that he meant that he himself did the engineering. But apparently, there are a lot of morons in Republican circles.

  14. Eliza Gray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Eliza Gray invented the simple computer psychologist program. It is named after her.

    Remember Commodore Grace Hopper? When she was 64 years old, she invented a very popular wonder computer in the early 1980s that bears her title and age.

  15. The Dell dude, after mergers by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "Dude, you're getting an iHewlett Compaqard Dell 2000. Moo!"

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  16. Must be true. by booch · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, if Congress says it's true, it *must* be true, eh?

    In my city, a developer signed a contract to renovate a building. After spending a couple million dollars, they gave up. Conveniently, the city passed a resolution determining that the renovation project was "complete". Of course, the building is still sitting there unused.

    I hate it when the government makes things "true" by legislative fiat.

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    1. Re:Must be true. by SocialWorm · · Score: 1
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  17. A new congressional priority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't you rather that Congress spend its time re-writing Italian history from 2 centuries ago instead of designing ways to waste our money and limit our freedoms?

    Seems like a relatively harmless undertaking.

    1. Re:A new congressional priority. by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you rather that Congress spend its time re-writing Italian history from 2 centuries ago instead of designing ways to waste our money and limit our freedoms?

      Seems like a relatively harmless undertaking.


      Actually, if Congress has nothing better to do, they should take the day off, dock their pay, and return it to their employers - the taxpayers.

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  18. doh' by lowtekneq · · Score: 1

    First off the first person to ever make a phone, and call it the "telephone" was a German school teacher in the 1800s... also remember the story of how Bell and another man got to the patent office only an hour apart?

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    1. Re:doh' by T-Punkt · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you mean Phillipp Reis who made a public display of his telephone in october 1861 (BTW, it worked!). He died in the age of 40 two years before Bell filed in his patent and managed to get his prototype working.

      And the other guy you mentioned was Elisha Gray. In the patent fight with Bell Gray used Phillipp Reis' invention for his defence ("prior art") but that hasn't helped him - Bell won.

  19. This is standard for almost all inventions by kroymen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The actual innovator of a concept or technology is almost never credited for it. Rather, it's the second-tier opportunist that takes the work and creativity of the innovator and reinvigorates it by repositioning it within the market or refining it in some way.

    Sometimes it's because of the lack of savvy or capital posessed by the true innovator; other times it's that the innovator was operating just outside the realm of either technical practicality or social acceptability.

    The true genius of Microsoft was building a business model around that oft-missed truth.

    1. Re:This is standard for almost all inventions by karmawarrior · · Score: 1

      Well, that's kind of true, but I'm pretty sure that nobody will ever forget that Bill Gates invented the microcomputer, or that Marc Andreesson invented the World Wide Web...

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  20. uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reword that to make more sense. If you are one of Gore's defenders on this, what is take on it?

  21. No suprise by uncoveror · · Score: 2, Informative

    The real inventors of things often never get credit. Nikola Tesla invented radio before Marconi. Weed Eater was invented by a backyard tinkerer who got nothing. Edison took credit for things invented by others who were working for him, and bashed Nikola Tesla, making most people think he was nuts. It does not suprise me at all that Bell took credit for someone else's work.

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    1. Re:No suprise by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      While I'm as much a Tesla fan as anyone else, I have to point out that he actually was nuts.

      I mean, the guy liked pigeons.

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  22. Don Ameche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't Ameche an Italian name? I always knew he invented it; some even call it "the ameche".

  23. Even the lowly john by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

    Rather, it's the second-tier opportunist that takes the work and creativity of the innovator and reinvigorates it by repositioning it within the market or refining it in some way.

    Like Thomas Crapper, whose name is now synonymous with toilet?

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  24. Crapper is not real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hope you are not one of those who thinks Thomas Crapper is a real guy! He's a hoax.

    1. Re:Crapper is not real by karmawarrior · · Score: 2

      He is but he didn't invent the toilet.

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  25. Elisha Gray by Dimwit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is (sort of) completely off-topic, but I have to toss this in - Elisha Gray is my great, great, great grandfather.

    The supposed story is that Bell was in collusion with the patent clerk (who was, I believe, his brother-in-law or son-in-law). Elisha Gray began the patent filing process earlier than Bell, but was told that without a working model, no patent would be granted.

    While I have no problem with his having to produce a working model, after Elisha Gray turned in his plans for a telephone, the patent clerk (knowing Bell was working on a similar project) gave Bell the plans, and then allowed Bell to apply and receive a patent even without a working model.

    So, dammit, I could've been a billionaire. Stupid patents.

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    1. Re:Elisha Gray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Gray founded Western Electric and probably made lots of money. If you didn't inherit it, perhaps you wouldn't have inherited any money if he had founded the phone company either.

    2. Re:Elisha Gray by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I wonder if the difficulty coming up with a working model had to do with the 'wife' problem.

      I mean, I read the article:

      Dude is experimenting in Cuba with electric shocks to treat illness.

      Wife becomes paralyzed.

      Wife for some reason sells off machines for $6 to a second hand shop.

      Probably she'd had enough with his electric shocks, etc. Perhaps he couldn't keep a prototype in the home because anytime he went out for a beer it mysteriously disappeared.

    3. Re:Elisha Gray by gnovos · · Score: 2

      So, dammit, I could've been a billionaire. Stupid patents.

      Was Gray married before or after this event? I wonder if you would even exist if he had gotten the patent and the wealth, and the debutante wife that he always wanted, instead of the great great grandmother that helped create you!

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    4. Re:Elisha Gray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is (sort of) completely off-topic, but I have to toss this in - Elisha Gray is my great, great, great grandfather.

      The way this guy whored around, he's probably the great, great, great grandfather of 50% of the U.S. population.

  26. Tuckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are several desceendents of Preston Tucker around. He was a would-be auto magnate who tried to get the Tucker '48 (Torpedo) motor company going, but was destroyed by overzealous and corrupt government regulators.

    In an alternate reality, these descendents would be famous Edsels or Bill Clay Fords. In this reality, one of them achieved local fame in a small city when he opened a sub shop.

  27. Edison^WSwan by rpjs · · Score: 1

    So hopefully the US will recognise that Joseph Swan invented the lightbulb next.

    1. Re:Edison^WSwan by another_twilight · · Score: 0

      I somehow doubt it. A number of Edison's patents, 'inventions' and claims to 'firsts' are the result of work either directly appropriated from or the result of other's work - often those of his employees. As a self-aggrandising publicity machine, he was superb, as an inventor - less prolific than he would have us believe. This, however, seems to be the sad history of invention and innovation. One person creates, another markets.

    2. Re:Edison^WSwan by T-Punkt · · Score: 2

      Actually the inventor of the light bulb is Heinrich "Henry" Göbel, who built a working light bulb in 1854.

  28. CNN clip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, where's the clip?

    And if only you have a copy, how do I know that it's not faked?

    That's one of the reasons I hate copyright stupidity, you can't have a real debate on anything because most of the facts are locked up, or the arguments or discourse as well.

    In fact how do I know that CNN didn't fake it? ;)

    -- Ender, Duke_of_URL

  29. In this, the morons are on the left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exact quote from Gore: "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

    This is from a left-wing web site that then goes and says that Gore did not say he invented it. He merely said he created it.

    Gore has made other similar expansive claims to have created this or discovered that.

    Gore did not invent or create it. Get a clue.

    1. Re:In this, the morons are on the left by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      He did not say he invented it or created it, he said he "took the initiative in creating the Internet" and by that he means he took the initiative in funding it. Any congressperson, Republican or Democrat, would make a similar claim. What he meant is "it wouldn't exist without the legislation I introduced and worked so hard to pass," which is true. Oh, and unlike the Anonymous Cowards I'll cite a reference!

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  30. Salon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is left-wing web site: Salon:


    Notice how they are hung up on some falsely perceived difference between "creating" and "inventing".

    This "Salon" quote is telling: "The word "invent" practically leaped into Gore's mouth. News outlets across the board -- including Salon -- have now burned the distortion of the vice president's words into the public mind"

    .... as if replacing create with invent makes one bit of difference!

    Well, I guess it all depends on what the meaning of is is.

  31. Everything I know I learned from The Godfather by gklinger · · Score: 1
    Joey Zasa: The Meucci Association has elected you, their Italian-American Man of the Year.

    Michael Corleone: Meucci -- Who's Meucci?

    Joey Zasa: He's the Italian-American who invented the telephone. He did it one year before Alexander Graham Bell.

    Well, I'll be. Zasa was right.

  32. Weed Eater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you know this guy's name, or the town he came from, or anything else?

    -- Ender, Duke_of_URL

    1. Re:Weed Eater by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Mr Weed. Inventor of the amazing Eater (TM)

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  33. Al Gore looks for the union label: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check this link: skeletons

    It contains many of Gore's whoppers, including his hearing as a baby a labor union song lullaby that had not been invented yet. The Skeletons web site is non-partisan, it doesn't care what the party is when it comes to political liars. (Read their scathing sections on Bush, and on Saint Ralph)

    Gore must be above the truth. Remember all the times he claimed to be above the law (no legal authority controls him)?

    1. Re:Al Gore looks for the union label: by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Informative
      Good god. Are people still this misinformed yet managing to not get hit by traffic?

      Here's a quote from Vincent Cerf (Yeah, that Vincent Cerf, the one that 'surfing' the internet comes from.) and Robert Kahn (You know, the guy who invented TCP/IP.)

      'The fact of the matter is that Gore was talking about and promoting the Internet long before most people were listening. We feel it is timely to offer our perspective. As far back as the 1970s Congressman Gore promoted the idea of high speed telecommunications as an engine for both economic growth and the improvement of our educational system. He was the first elected official to grasp the potential of computer communications to have a broader impact than just improving the conduct of science and scholarship.'

      Yes, those are the fucking fathers of the internet collaberating Gore's 'lie'. If Vicent Cerf and Robert Kahn say someone helped create the internet, I'll believe it.

      As for the union song, people laughed. It was a joke, period. People don't remember songs sung to them in the craddle, it was a throwaway line. Gore grew up in a very pro-union house, and was making a joke about.

      But the real kicker is why the fuck would he 'lie' about that? Let's guess which is more plausible: He was making a joke about the pro-union feeling in his house, or he decided to make a completely unbelivable lie, because people can't even remember things in the cradle, and everyone knows that, for no appearent benefit?

      Geez, if he walks in with a line 'I just flew here from Washington, and boy are my arms tired!', will people start nitpicking that he just had a nap on the plane and thus his arms can't be tired?

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  34. Good article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the previous poster made a claim, which that article counters. Namely that the Gore said that he 'invented' the internet, and not only that, that Gore said it somewhere (CNN) on record.

    I'd like to see that record, becuase I believe, as Salon and other reputable people believe, that it's not true. I'm willing to be proven wrong, but I'll need some proof first.

    -- Ender, Duke_of_URL

  35. Not news in Italy by an_mo · · Score: 1

    In Italy we have been always taught it was Meucci who invented the telephone. Bell is barely mentioned as someone the americans think invented the telephone. Personally, I always thought it was some old-time residue nationalism inherited from the fascist era.

  36. If he created it, he invented it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same thing. If he said he created it, he is also saying he invented it.

    1. Re:If he created it, he invented it. by CokeBear · · Score: 2

      Same thing. If he said he created it, he is also saying he invented it.

      I have to disagree with you there. Creating and inventing are inherently different. If I create an Apple Pie (by mixing the ingredients together & putting it in the oven) that is very different from inventing Apple Pie, which only one person ever did. The same with the Internet. As a Senator, Gore pushed the legislation that mixed together the ingredients that made the internet, and put them in the oven. (and by the time that oven timer dinged, he was already Veep, and didn't have much say in it anymore. (BTW, anyone else, feel free to use and refine this metaphor I just came up with.)

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    2. Re:If he created it, he invented it. by Hot+Pastrami · · Score: 1
      If I create an Apple Pie (by mixing the ingredients together & putting it in the oven) that is very different from inventing Apple Pie, which only one person ever did.


      By the same token, one could argue that there is only one Internet, so anyone involved in the creation is thereby involved in the invention. But I only offer that for the sake of argument, not to offer an opinion on the matter.
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  37. Fascistity is the mother of inwention by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    "Personally, I always thought was some old-time residue nationalism inherited from the fascist era."

    Quote from Chekov: "Scotch?"...It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad"

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  38. Italian American? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So who are my ancestors supposed to be known as... Scottish Americans? Because we have always considered ourselves Americans. however, like with color of clothes, if the subject comes up we will say our family is 'Scottish'. I am not certain why so many are infatuatued and fixated with this [nationality]-American crap. Either you are an American or not. This is especially the case when someone is born here (no immigration for YOU!)

  39. More importantly by freerangegeek · · Score: 1

    Who's going to go back and revise all those history books, PBS specials, etc. to tell the truth? The unfortunate truth is that Alexander Graham Bell will likley remain the 'inventor' of the telephone for at least another generation, if not in perpetuity. It's easy enough to 'fix' things going forward, but rewriting the millions of copies of bogus wetware out there is next to impossible. I'll probably have forgetten this fact within the next 24 hours.

    Damn the truth, just give me the facts!

  40. He didn't invent or create it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "As a Senator, Gore pushed the legislation that mixed together the ingredients that made the internet, and put them in the oven"

    Nope. It was around for years before he got involved. He didn't invent an internet. He didn't create the internet. He didn't invent the Internet, and he didn't create the Internet.

    Check your ARPAnet, etc history.

    1. Re:He didn't invent or create it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He got the funding for the NSF to build out into the communities surrounding the major universitys, that were on the internet. He turned this invention of hundreds, if not thousands over to the people who paid the bill, with the republicans fighting him all the way. And when those people got 'online' they are the ones who made the internet the populist area it is today, as opposed to an obscure academic perk.

      He may not have invented packet switching but he DID invent the internet as we know it. Try watching some of the NSF colloquia on your local university TV channel.

      What amuses me is the information technology CEO's vote strongly republican when its the democrats that made them billionairs. Hows that for fucking gratitude.

  41. Internet was there before Gore: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From "A Brief History of the Internet":

    http://www.walthowe.com/navnet/history.html

    "Did Al Gore invent the Internet?
    According to a CNN transcript of an interview with Wolf Blitzer, Al Gore said,"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet." Al Gore was not yet in Congress in 1969 when ARPANET started or in 1974 when the term Internet first came into use. Gore was elected to Congress in 1976. In fairness, Bob Kahn and Vint Cerf acknowledge in a paper titled Al Gore and the Internet that Gore has probably done more than any other elected official to support the growth and development of the Internet from the 1970's to the present."

    It is clear that he is lying when he says he created it. In terms of the history of it, he came on the scene long after it was invented OR created.

    Saying he created it is like saying that Henry Ford invented the automobile, or that Josef Stalin founded the Soviet Union. No matter how much you help something along, if you didn't start it you didn't start it.


  42. Pi = 3 by hplasm · · Score: 1

    This works. Begin OT .... My old mathteacher said that, as long as you declared your assumptions at the beginning of a piece of work, then anything goes... I declared Pi = 3 at the start of an end of term paper, worked everything out to NO decimals, used log tables (remember those?), with workings in the margin, and finished in no time with what amounted to a sheet full of approximations. I passed....

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