Geeks and Chefs, Unite
ooglek writes: "You thought you had every gadget made, until this came along. The new Internet Fridge from LG Appliances. Not only does it keep your food from perishing, but it plays MP3s, TV, a list of the food actually in your fridge, a calendar, and, of course, recipes! Finished in Titanium. Wicked."
...the LAST thing I want to do is stand infront of the fridge reading emails, /. or any of my other fave sites. Much rather be relaxing in my chair, RedBull close at hand...
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Feh.
That is very heavy for a fridge isnt it?
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perfect for kitchen devices... think about it, you could poll the temperature of your fridge/oven, see how long's left on the washing cycle, and have a dodgy sample played when your roast dinner is cooked!
if only it were so simple *sigh*
...have done that for a long time. I mean, putting a CPU inside a fridge... nothing new.
Oh, and can you imagine a beowulf cluster of those?
it has a built in barcode scanner that scans your food and will give you a list of what you have in your fridge, there is even a option to order the food if you run out. now that is cool!
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And, I don't mean junk email, I mean actual spam. I sure don't want that stuff showing up in my fridge! Ewww!
And getting cooler.
Next thing you know, they'll have a CPU that can cook a roast. Oh wait, Intel did that already - the Pentium 4 @ 2.53 GHz.
you can set up a cron job to order beer.
This is seriously cool. And I want one yesterday.
This will be bigger than pets.com ...
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wouldn't it be great if there was an online, GPL'ed repository for recipes too? oh wait, there is -- ReciPHP -- it's still in beta, but it is already a great categorization and search tool for recipes! like Freshmeat, except with more meat :)
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Gives new meaning to hacing the (ice)box. Some script kiddie gets changes the date on all the barcoded food, you get food poisoining... The fridge gets a virus and thinks all the food is brussel sprouts.
/. effect and shuts down while voiding your warranty.
Then your wife won't let anyone open the fridge cuz her favorite show is on and you can't get a beer until its over....
You come home and find out that your kid has hacked up apache to run in the freezer and then posted his M0d on Slashdot with the url www.icebboxen.com and your new 5 grand appliance gets the
Christ save me from the internet....
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I'll be waiting for the software upgrade with dietary and hygienic advice.
- "That chicken is really going bad... remove it, now, please."
- "Chicken wings again Dave? I am afraid I can't let you have those. How about a healthy salad?"
Sad thing is, I fully expect fridges of the future telling me off for having unhealthy eating habits.
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
I've been looking at LG refrigerators, since I'll need to replace my aging Liebherr sometime, but it seems they haven't caught on to the most important innovation of the last century: "Null-Grad Technik" as they call it in Germany, which provides a compartment that stays at 0.5 degrees C (without freezing), instead of the usual 4 C. This keeps many foods fresh two to five times as long, and I don't understand why the other manufacturers don't catch on.
"Sorry, folks, it looks like we're ordering pizza. I had been marinating some fantastic szechuan beef, but the fridge crashed and has been alternately freezing and cooking it for the past 12 hours."
Cheers
-b
Or...
"I see you're running low on Miracle Whip so I've taken the liberty of ordering you a crate. You wouldn't want to run out, now would you?"
And what about people who re-use containers? Would my three bean salad and baked beans be counted has having two Country Crock margarines?
No thanks... I prefer the old fashioned exploration of todays modern refrigerators. "Hmmm... Country Crock... Whoops... that's the three bean salad from... ugh... last fourth of July. Better call Hazmat."
Can anyone recommend good sites listing recipes ?
I got the same message - I wanted to find a store and call to find out how much one of these bad boys cost - no stores within 300 miles of Denver, CO. Does anyone live within 300 miles of one of their stores?
Course, at the rate the forest fires are going, soon there won't be ANYTHING within 300 miles of Denver...
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You refigerate twinkies?
What kind of weird sicko are you?
If it keeps me from the red meat portion, there will be compressors rolling!
"Sorry, this fridge does not accept cookies. If you want this fridge to accept cookies, please adjust your security settings, close the door and try again."
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Just because you can do something, does not mean you have to.
Sometimes we geeks end up doing things just because we can, often without giving a thought about what would such a device achieve.
Time & money on technology that could be better spent otherwise.
:-/
Ok, it can keep a calendar, it can leave messages, it can play MP3s, etc. etc
but thanks to the titanium finish:
YOU CAN'T PUT MAGNETS ON IT!!!!
what kind of world is this?
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I fridge is a storage device, not a communications device. Any internet appliances built into it should build on the storage aspect of the fridge. There is nothing mentioned about a barcode scanner that would make it conveinent for making an inventory. There are very few markets that have grocery delivery of ordering via the internet and we don't know if the exsisting services will work with this system.
The ability to leave notes for the kids is novel but the display is too low for most adults and unless that screen tilts outword, it would be difficult to write on.
People don't normally read recipes off the fridge. The store them on the fridge under a magnet but take it off to actually cook so they don't have to walk back and forth to the fridge. Again the screen height doesn't help here.
Many of the food storage features for freshness are already available on many existing refridgerators like GE and Maytag.
It's a big toy for the wealthy that have money to burn on such things. The Titanium finish problably wont match most kitchen styles either IMO. Internet Appliances haven't historically done well. I don't believe this one will either in the mass market.
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Isn't that the only way to run AMD's latest offerings?
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I wouldn't mind having a fridge that does this. it would be cool if you could get a recipe a day sent to you fridge and then when you come home the fridge has already ordered the ingredients to make that meal. and it counts calories for you.
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There is a lot of information that is mandatory to put on food today. In EU, this includes an expiration date and list of ingredients (and batch number in some countries), but none of this information can be scanned automatically by the barcode reader in these new fridges.
What we need is a new legislation that makes all food carry this kind of information in machine-readable forms, so that these possibilities become reality:
- When you open the fridge in the morning, the fridge tells you that the milk is too old.
- Visually impaired users can scan the food they take out and get the list of ingredients displayed with large fonts.
- The batch number of the products can be checked via the internet, so that if a company needs to withdraw some food from the market, all fridges that contain that food will issue a warning to the user.
- Users with food allergies can make the fridge warn if the product they scan contains ingredients that the user cannot eat.
The ingredients list can be retrieved via the internet, but that would make correct fridge operation dependent on a stable internet connection.
My fridge doesn't have to tell me what I need to buy. I am capable of figuring that out myself.
First, you figure out what's going to take longest to cook--rice, potatoes, maybe a cake that needs to bake--and throw it in the oven. You start the soup base boiling with whatever's there. Then you chop vegetables, and start putting other stuff together. Remember to stir the soup. Make sure what's in the oven is doing okay. Now clean off the counters. Make dressing for salad. Get the pasta off the stove, and drain it.... If you're really spending time in the kitchen, it's doing something.
If you had that extra five minutes, trust me, you'd rather go sit down at a desk somewhere and read e-mails than stand on your feet for another second in the goddamn kitchen, because being a soccer mom is your second shift, and you've already put in more than eight hours.
This is the stupidest appliance I've ever heard of, and most of the mothers I know would roll their eyes at the thought of spending a couple extra hundred dollars for something this ridiculous. And say, "Good god, if you think saving me the three seconds to walk to the computer is worth it, then let's eat out and save me a couple hours."
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This is dumb, why not just make an attachable flat/touch screen system that you can put where ever and have sensors or whatever that communicate with it....
Lets' face it, the computer industry is running out of steam and I bet the idea is to force it on people by removing the options to get otherwise.
not to mention the monthly internet connect charges
Whenever a company comes up with something like this, I have to wonder if somebody really is putting LSD in our water supply.
Yet another way to pee away hours and hours of your life accomplishing nothing useful. Then your kid uses a magnet to put up his latest drawing and scrambles the whole system.
Really, was this designed by Microsoft? Why must every appliance do everything. Can't we have simple devices that do one job well?
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Just think of the possibilities for this, especially if there's also a webcam on the thing. You can use the TV functions to watch Iron Chef while you're cooking, or have the refrigerator tell you what the Mystery Ingredient you'll be using for dinner tonight will be, or if you've got a high-speed net connection (which anybody spending money on this overpriced toy probably does ;-), you can run your own Iron Chef game with your friends....
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This fridge is amazing, I'll give it that, but if you really want to have a f'in fridge then this, by Gaggenau is the god of fridges. I can't even explain, just go look.
No, but I can imagine keeping peanut brittle clusters cold with these.