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CmdrTaco: The MacHack Keynote
wka writes "Here's a write up of the keynote that CmdrTaco was apparently giving at the MacHack conference. Armed with a ThinkPad running Linux, Malda revealed to the MacHack crowd Slashdot's secret to success, talked about the site's history, and did some WinXP bashing, among other things."
Crazy mad ninja props to the community hanging out on Trollaxor's IRC channel. Oh, FP.
C - A language that combines the speed of assembly with the ease of use of assembly.
and did some WinXP bashing
... you're so cool. I wish I could be like you when I grow up.
Cmdrtaco
"... Rob bought Microsoft Windows XP..."
Yeah. Right. More like "Rob used one of the many free CDs he has gotten."
Taco basically had nothing interesting to say, this was a disaster of a Keynote. Compared to Jobs' keynotes, heck even O'Reilly's keynotes, one can say that it was an abject failure.
Malda had absolutely no insight about anything. He tried to troll around but came out looking a fool.
This will be last time Malda will be invited to a keynote.
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Rob actually said: "I am the biggest troll on slashdot"
I hope that next year, MacHack finds someone with more interesting things to say. He came across as a bit arrogant, and didn't really have any real insights into the industry.
Reality has a liberal bias
Why am I not surprised? (Bye, bye karma. It was nice knowing you)
Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
Ok Malda, what is the "secret" to running an unprofitable website?
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
the article didnt cover it: how much did he bash single button mice?
The One Rule Of Chess You'll Ever Need: Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag.
Did Taco get molested for daring to run a non-Apple OS in front of the Apple zealots? If not, can I molest him? I'm in a hot-and-horny-for-pasty-white-geek sort of mood right now.
Hey, kid... wanna touch my "kernel patch"?
-- Alan Cox
Step one: Play games, watch TV, and post articles. ...
Step two:
Step three: Profit!
Oh, wait. Gotta work on step three.
He has a Sims world full of lesbians - that kill men - that he 'commands'.
There you go! - The Real origin of his name... I hope he's got more substance to him than he demonstrated. If that's all there is to him, it's kind of sad. I hope he was drunk (the troll comments are a little disconcerting).
Cake or Death? Cake Please!
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(OK, so I'm paraphrasing, but most of the words on the page are images, which don't copy-n-paste well.)
is anyone other than the editor able to read that review? do people actually pay to read a site about fixin macs and such?