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I Believe You Have My Stapler

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the chisel-point dept.

yack0 writes "After three years of demand and countless calls, emails and letters, you can finally buy a Red Swingline Stapler. Hooray! As noted in this wall street journal article and confirmed by this page at the Swingline Stapler web site you can now pick up a Red Swingline stapler for merely twice the price of a plain black stapler. However, a colleague of mine says that the online order form is reading around $16 for his right now. Now all the cubicle dwelling prairie dogs can get one step closer to burning down the building." The red stapler has become some sort of cult icon at this point.

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  1. I just wanted to... by Squeezer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    get in on the comments before the million office space movie quotes :)

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  2. I want a sledge hammer by Snowbeam · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I have a ton of machines to beat the living daylight out of. I also have my Office Space Soundtrack to play along to them. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta....

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  3. Re:FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS by acasto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Exactly, it seems something is going on here! What's the deal?

  4. what I want to know is by Dr.+Awktagon · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    How come /. still hasn't posted a single article about the passing of Gene Kan, but somehow a red stapler makes it to the front page???

    ????

    1. Re:what I want to know is by SLot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Because there isn't a story there yet?

      No. Serious.

      He killed himself - there is no known reason I've read about, no cause, no real news other than he's dead.

      Wait, lemme guess - you submitted the story, and are now all irritated that you haven't gotten your karma splash. You'd rather see the /. conspiracy theories start flying than wait to at least let the body get cold.

      I'd bet dollars to donuts that when something is known, you'll see it here.

    2. Re:what I want to know is by tomstdenis · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Because no "net pioneer" is 25 years old? I mean is any winsock hacker a pioneer?

      Seriously. Its sad to here someone killed themselves but it happens everyday. Not news and specially not /. news.

      Tom

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    3. Re:what I want to know is by fasteddie203 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The article on Wired *is* titled: Quiet, Sad Death of Net Pioneer
      Can't we just keep it at that?

    4. Re:what I want to know is by josh+crawley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If I was everybody else,I'd stay away from threads like this. I assume that the editors feel insulted when you call "news" before they are ready to (ahem) report on it. Threads like these are great attractors for -1 Offtopic hits. Considering, at this time, he has 10 points of moderation against him. It will be more.

      (Lauging) I guess that money all of us paid to /. SUUUURE didn't give us better editors.

    5. Re:what I want to know is by millette · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Bet you're happy you can get your red stapler, now, are we?

      Please, inform us exactly how old one has to be? Say my dad suddenly picks up a cs book and starts programming all of a sudden. He's over 60, that certainly makes him a pioneer. No matter if he's rewritting visicalc or pacman, right? Wait a second! What if my dad came up with something completely new, say, a waglo. Now that's innovative. Can I call him a pioneer? What if it's not my dad, but my son that creates this new waglo? Oh, but he's only 10 years old, hardly a pioneer, oupsy.

    6. Re:what I want to know is by eclectro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, I was really disappointed by /. also on this. I think mental health is an important topic and deserves discussion. I think it would have brought to light ways that we can help and encourage those around us who are suffering from deppression.

      But as it stands, it looks like a slashdot cover-up to avoid discussing the uncomfortable.

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    7. Re:what I want to know is by Tadghe · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      I submitted a story about this,but as usual...
      rejected in record time (2 minutes). Nice to know
      that staplers are more important than one of the
      best and brightest blowing his brains out at 25...
      but I digress......

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  5. Re:Ahhh Office Space by Hollinger · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    The sad part is I know what this means. HP printers do that if you picked the wrong size paper when you printed, e.g. A4 when all the printer has is 8.5x11.

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  6. Re:FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS by mansa · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Yeah,

    I sumbitted this story as well, linked from C-net, which has a good write up of Gene's contributions. I though they would've posted somehting.

  7. Re:FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS by /dev/trash · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    People die everyday. Those that commit suicide really shouldn't be held up as heroes.

  8. OT: Gene Kan by seanadams.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why is the world so hell-bent on covering up suicides, even to the point of ignoring potential suicides who are in dire need of help?

    Somebody told me that the Coast Guard logs more than thirty jumpers every year at the Golden Gate bridge. If the figure is even half as high as that, why do we never hear anything about it in the local news?

    In reading some of the stories about this and doing some googling, I noticed that Kan's existence hase been expunged from the two most trusted web archives, the Google cache and the Wayback machine. Why?

    Maybe I can answer my own question... I was in Portland Oregon recently, and as I was driving around the city I noticed at least a dozen billboards about depression and suicide. I've heard that Portland is the #2 city in the U.S. for suicides per capita, after Seattle. Must be the rain, I guess. Anyway, seeing all those billboards every day would actually be enough to actually drive someone *into* depression.

    It's damn spooky to think of how many people are out there just quietly being depressed.

    RIP Kan.

    1. Re:OT: Gene Kan by saviorsloth · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      his existence has been expurged? if you're referring to his webpage and, then perhaps it's out of respect for him.
      "Folks here at XCF who knew Gene thought that it would be better to make his home page non-public at least for now."

    2. Re:OT: Gene Kan by nordicfrost · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I don't know how the media ethic is in the US, but here in Scandinavia, a suicide is not reported by the media unless it is of grave importance for the public.

      A suicide is probably the worst way of leaving this world, from the perspective of your next of kin. The fact that your spouse or child considered this world so awful that he / she could not bear it is a devastating thought. Many of the families blame themselves.

      In the media, (Again; at least here) we have a special responsibility for observing that we follow the reasonable ethical guidelines. And one of the most important guideline is that innocent persons must be protected. If a person commits suicide, the remaining family should be left alone with their sorrow and not be hassled by the media. If the family wants to expose the problem, fine! Let's make a story and try to help this problem. But until that point, leave them alone.

      Examples from the real world: The son of former Norwegian prime minister Gro Harlem Bruntland commited suicide while she was in office. All the editors of the serious newspapers met and agreed that the death would be minimized in the papers, since it would not have an effect on the public. Only the sunday porn/ sports paper published the whole story in all its gory detail. If the prime minister was not capable of performing her task because of the incident, that would be another matter. But she was, and then she should be left alone.

      This easter, a woman went missing in Oslo. Everyone thought she was murdered of abducted for two weeks. Her body was found hangning in a forest, and the media stopped writing about the incident because it was a suicide. Now, you could argue that a murder should not be written about either, since it's a tragedy for the family. But that is another discussion.

  9. Re:Cultural Icon by SN74S181 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Mono-color means fewer varieties of items to stock. It means color coordination doesn't have to be a concern when outfitting a new cubicle. It saves money.

    Occam's Razor and all that.

  10. Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by Mulletproof · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    2002-07-11 05:31:21 Mining the Moon for Helium-3 (articles,news) (rejected)

    Assuming we could pull together a coherent space program of the Apollo magnitude once again, Helium-3, a cleaner, safer, more stable isotope could be mined from the moon in abundance as an alternate nuclear fuel, according to this story from the Sydney Morning Herald. Also discussed: Lunar Tourism.

    You know the shit's deep when a story about red staplers gets posted while one discussing how Helium 3 can be mined from the moon is rejected. I'd laugh if it weren't so damn tragic. Take the Karma. Might as well use it for something.

    Articles rejected to date: 10/10

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    1. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by josh+crawley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I've had all of my stories turned down too. I could care less about the karma... Still that's what it's taken when yu complain about unpublished stories...

      1: Possible shenanigans at Amazon.com . Seems they registered 9-11.net and pointed it towards a search "september 11" at amazon.com (did 2, 1 anony/ 1 registered)
      2: Gene Kan, co-author to Gnutella protocol dies
      3: Congress OK's dumping of nuclear materials at Nevada.

      Those are recent stories... ALL rejected. And I'm at 50 karma.

      I could give a shit less about fucking staplers.

    2. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Yup I submitted about the Gnutella developer who shot himself - I felt sure that would make it - but no, red staplers are obviously far more important than a story about a young talanted open source developer killing himself...

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    3. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by datajosh · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Well, I can tell you why #1 was rejected. Amazon didn't register the domain. People have been registering domains and pointing them to Amazon searches under their affiliate ID long before 9/11. This is hardly new and hardly worthy of Slashdot.

      Also, #3 has most likely been submitted by many others already and as for #2...
      <Triumph> I'm sorry, the correct answer is "Who gives a shit?" </Triumph>

      Now, if the Swingline site would just start working again so I can order a goddamn red stapler, I'd be happy.

    4. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by sluggie · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      time to burn my karma too...

      Just count the seconds until the great bitchslappin' script kicks in and blackholes the whole thread...

      thank you /.

    5. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by mark_lybarger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Gene Kan, co-author to Gnutella protocol dies

      looks like a self inflicted gun shot from what i read. he semeed to be doing nicely working for Sun too. some folks just don't get it.

    6. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by MicroBerto · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Is that really how he died? Because from what I read on the k5 discussion, the family did not want to discuss it.

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    7. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by Peyna · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I assume they look for articles to generate good discussion. It would be a stretch for #2 to do so. We all know exactly how the discussion on #3 would turn out, and #1 is just sort of a fun fact of the day. I'm not going to turn in a story submission that googel.com points to google's english language only search am I? Because nobody cares! As far as #2, it is sad whenever somebody kills themself, but I was surprised he even made it on cnn. Maybe if Larry Wall shot himself/died someway we'd see it, but you have to pick and choose.

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    8. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by tps12 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      * 2002-05-01 00:42:20 Public Schools Can Look at Girls' Underpants? (yro,privacy) (rejected)
      * 2002-05-20 11:57:54 Google to Get New Logo? (articles,internet) (rejected)
      * 2002-05-30 19:08:04 Kuro5hin is Down (askslashdot,links) (rejected)
      * 2002-05-30 20:10:11 Looks Like a DOS against K5! (articles,tech) (rejected)
      * 2002-06-28 12:52:40 Geeks Rejoice: Beards Back in Style! (articles,links) (rejected)

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    9. Re:Mining the Moon for Helium-3 by Spankophile · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      OMG.. that is the wittiest, most intelligent respose I've ever seen on /.

      And you get modded down...

      The red stapler thing is old news anyways.. I think it's time for something else to carry on the News for Nerds torch.

  11. Josh for /. Editor! by Mulletproof · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You've got my vote, man. Those posts are a damn sight better than a few I've seen.

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  12. Re:Josh for better, and open moderation by josh+crawley · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What worries me about the amazon case is.... Why would a Texan register a domain 9-11.net , point it towards Amazon.com, and not request anything(ransom...).

    Seems to me there's a lot behind that story... SImple whois'ing the domains shows that. If it's that of revenge, what happened to Michael Beck......

    I'd be better than these clowns as an editor , but in no way better than most of the people at kuro5hin.org .

  13. Food for thought by keoghp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I have a friend who eats staplers. His doctor told him he needed a staple diet.

    Apparently the Pope does so too(has a Papal diet)

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  14. Links on Gene Kan by Dragonshed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here on cnn and on cnet
    -1:offtopic :p