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Volvo's "Safety Car" Runs Windows 98

An anonymous submitter writes "MSNBC is carrying a report on Volvo's new "Safety Car." It sounds pretty cool, too, until you get to the part that mentions it runs Windows 98 as its operating system. Yikes! Be sure to reboot your car frequently to avoid crashes."

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  1. Please, please, please. by dys- · · Score: 4, Funny

    No references to "buggy drivers".

    dys-

    1. Re:Please, please, please. by tg_schlacht · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh please! Where would they ever find drivers for a car. Even if there were drivers I doubt they'd offer full acceleration.

    2. Re:Please, please, please. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      I think a bigger problem is that you have to close all windows before restarting. Kinda sucks on a hot day.

  2. ATTN SLASHBOTS! by electricmonk · · Score: 3, Insightful
    BSOD jokes are not funny anymore! Please take your stupid sense of humor elsewhere!

    Just posting early to pre-empt the inevitable flood of said jokes...

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    1. Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! by thales · · Score: 3
      " BSOD jokes are not funny anymore!"

      OK, then we'll write virus jokes, license jokes, security jokes, monopoly jokes, and of course this one has to be posted....

      Is The Hood Welded Shut?

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    2. Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2

      That's wonderful. We're all very proud of you. Maybe Volvo will take your lead, and upgrade to Windows XP in their "Safety Car." Until then, we'll compare the latest release of Linux with an OS that was released more than 4 years ago. One crash in this car could be the last.

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    3. Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! by Eminor · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, BSOD jokes are just another example of the "FUD" that Linux users profess to hate when it comes from Microsoft but love to spew from their own mouths. Windows 2000 and Windows XP even more so are pretty damn stable

      I run Windows XP on a machine and, no joke, one day a few weeks ago I came home to a BSOD. So they say XP is more stable, but when it goes down, it goes down. I had to reinstall (I tried everything, but nothing seemed to work, not even MS's own repare wizard could bring it back).

    4. Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! by Peyna · · Score: 2

      But it's not a BSoD in 98 because the thing isn't necessarily dead. The only time I've ever seen the term BSoD used was in reference to STOP messages in NT based OS's, very similar to a kernel panic in unix based OS's.

      Although, I did just do some searching and found that many people refer to the fatal exception messages in 98 as BSoD's, I don't consider them as such, since you can often recover from them. Good luck doing anything but rebooting after a STOP message.

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    5. Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! by oever · · Score: 2

      Okay, here's another one:

      Not only are Windows user dummies, with this volvo car, the debuggers are dummies too.

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    6. Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! by zangdesign · · Score: 2

      Except that you're preaching to the choir on /.

      BSOD jokes here, on this forum, are pointless.

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    7. Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! by thales · · Score: 2
      Will it have "Volvo Update" where a faulty part is sometimes replaced with a worse part?

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    8. Re:ATTN SLASHBOTS! by spongman · · Score: 2

      All versions of windows shipped since win3.1 have BSoDs. A BSoD occurs when there's an unhandled exception in ring-0 code (on x86). The only thing you can do after a BSoD is reboot. That's the point, to run any more code in such a situation is dangerous (read: corrupt disk), in Linux terms it's equivalent to a kernel panic.

    9. Re: ATTN SLASHBOTS! by Computer! · · Score: 2

      Flamebait, my ass! That shit was funny! I give it my own personal +1, Funny.

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  3. Ingenious! by aengblom · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ingenious!If it doesn't go... you can't get hurt!

    Gotta give some credit to those volvo engineers

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    1. Re:Ingenious! by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2

      Actually, the real problem might be that it won't stop. Every Win 98 machine I've ever worked on has managed to develop the "Help me, I can't shut down!" syndrome. The best part is the way that Scandisk insults you on re-boot: "if you shut down your machine properly, this wouldn't happen!" Well excuse me Bill. If you wrote an OS that would actually shut down, I wouldn't see that message either!

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    2. Re:Ingenious! by crawling_chaos · · Score: 2
      That's because you piled on lots of shit software you downloaded from shareware sites.

      Bzzzt. I've got a machine at work, no non-MS software on it whatsoever. Default desktop background, no screen saver. Won't shut down. face it, Win98 is pile of steaming dung.

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  4. Re:Oxymoron by Verizon+Guy · · Score: 2

    Let's just hope it's cosmetic. "Windows 98" and "drive-by-wire" in the same sentence... now THAT'S scary.

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  5. Unlikely by MisterBlister · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I find it unlikely to believe the journalist got this Win98 tidbit right. All joking about Win98 stability aside, its just not an OS that is designed to be run in any embedded enviornment. Why would they choose Win98 over WinXP embedded, some Pocket PC variant, or something else? It just doesn't add up.

    I'd bet money that the journalist flubbed this one, or its some elaborate trolling with MSNBC realizing that a 'safe' car running Win98 would get an instant Slashdotting.

    1. Re:Unlikely by scott1853 · · Score: 2

      Volvo might have used Win 98 just for the prototype. I'm sure they spent more than a year actually putting this thing together so W2K or WinXP wouldn't have been around. Win98 may have been what was around when they started this project and may have been easier to deal with than Windows ME since they removed real mode driver support.

    2. Re:Unlikely by marcop · · Score: 2

      Check out this O-scope:

      http://www.tek.com/Measurement/Products/catalog/td s7000/eng/index.html

      It runs Windows 98! I evaluated it for purchase by the company I work for. It seemed to work well but we chose a Lecroy scope instead because in general I haven't been happy with support for any PC based control system. PC components seem to go into obsolescence far to quickly. O-Scopes should last many years and I am skeptical about getting parts for a PC-based scope at a time when it is 10 years old.

      I didn't look into it, but they may be using some 3rd party software to replace the Window's kernal with a RTOS. I ran some control software that did this for WinNT 4.0. I think that it was called Intime.

      This control software:
      http://www.entivity.com/vlc.htm
      replaces the HAL of WinNT with a RTOS. You can crash NT and rip out the HD and the control software still runs, no HMI though. It had a crappy programming environment (flowcharting) but I was sort of impressed with its stability.

    3. Re:Unlikely by shd99004 · · Score: 2

      True, I can not believe that they use Win98 for this purpose. Noone would consider that, not even an ordinary computer user would... let alone engineers.

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    4. Re:Unlikely by operagost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Assuming they just had to use Windows, Windows NT has been around since 1993. Even NT 3.1 would be more reliable than Windows 98.

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    5. Re:Unlikely by Phronesis · · Score: 2
      All joking about Win98 stability aside, its just not an OS that is designed to be run in any embedded enviornment.

      Well, Hewlett Packard, who has plenty of resources for making the best choice, somehow chose a customized version of Win95 as the embedded OS for their Infiniium line of oscilloscopes (that division has now spun off as Agilent). The newer ones use Win98.

      True to form, one of my Win95 scopes now spontaneously reboots every four or five hours, often right in the middle of a measurement. It's not a car, so nobody dies, but if I catch an Agilent developer alone after dark, that may change.

  6. Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System by Qnal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    BMWs iDrive System on the BMW745i is the real deal.

    iDrive consists of a computer that controls 270 functions (including basic climate and stereo settings), a center-mounted LCD screen and a console-mounted rotary pushbutton knob that works as the system's "mouse." It's an amazingly powerful system that BMW sees taking over almost all vehicle functions.

    More info here.

    1. Re:Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      I wonder if you'll have to pay Apple $100/yr to use iDrive now, like you do with iTunes, etc...

    2. Re:Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System by JimBobJoe · · Score: 3, Informative

      ...and it is an amazing bitch to use. The edmunds article you link talks about the horrific complexity of iDrive. Indeed, BMW North America has a call center with 20 employees (not all day, but during the day 20 employees, though it's a 24/7 call center) to support just iDrive, and not the other features of the 745i--or any other BMW vehicle.

      But that's not to say that iDrive doesn't have potential--with a major redesign it does. However in the long run, until cars drive themselves, having so many features in so many menus (especially features that are either critical or often adjusted) will not work out very well.

    3. Re:Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System by qbed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a while since iDrive was first demo'd, but reviews (at least here in Oz) were of the opinion that as cool as it seemed, it was very distracting. If you ask me its bad enough having to navigate people driving and talking on their mobie phones. Imagine if they are also surfing the internet looking for local maps!

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    4. Re:Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System by kiwimate · · Score: 2
    5. Re:Windows98? Feh..Check out the iDrive System by Hollinger · · Score: 2

      Ummm.... if I recall correctly, it takes seven steps to program one of the radio's presets. I don't need to pull over every time I find a new station.

  7. Re:Oxymoron by Matthew+Luckie · · Score: 5, Funny

    It has come to my attention that slashdot has posted a story with the keywords "windows 98", "volvo", and "safety".

    Your "joke" was the first with a funny moderation on it that i saw. I would like to take the opportunity to address the rest of the slashbots and say "all the rest of the windows 98 BSOD jokes are going to suck".

    They are not original, and they aren't funny anymore. You are flogging a dead horse. Slashbots are one trick ponies.

    I'd like to see linux circa 1998 try and power a car.

    Thank You

  8. Re:Service Pack? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


    I can see it now:

    "Take the number of vehicles in the field, (A), multiply it by the probable rate of failure, (B), then multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement, (C). A times B times C equals x. If X is less than the cost of bringing in real programmers to fix our code, we don't release a service pack."

  9. Re:Since When? by scott1853 · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    When you do it every 10 minutes.

  10. I can imagine buying one of these by gatesh8r · · Score: 4, Funny
    First, I have to take off the shrink wrap, implying that I agree to the EULA. Next I would have to check the Certificate of Authenticity on the VIN number. After that, I go ahead and fill gas up... not just any standard gas, but one developed by M$ for Volvos -- this costs twice to ten times as much or more, depending on make and model. While the tank isn't that big, the thing's a gas guzzler. After about 50 miles I have to fill up at around $10/gallon for a 2 gallon tank. Again, it's proprietary gas; most likely a diesel. Now it's a regular diseal engine, and modding it to get regular diseal is possible, but there's a TPM in the way, and breaking it is a violation of the DMCA...

    Shall I keep going? :-)

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    1. Re:I can imagine buying one of these by tringstad · · Score: 2

      You forgot to mention that your gas costs count only for yourself, and at that gas pricing rate, you may not have any passengers. To carry passengers, you'd have to multiply your gas prices by the appropriate number of people in the car, even though you will still be using the same amount of gas.

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    2. Re:I can imagine buying one of these by spongman · · Score: 2
      sure, what about the reams of paprework you have to go throught in order to sell a real car, let alone the taxes you have to file. not only do you have to pay tax on the price of the car, but you probably have to pay each year just to drive it, and that's on top of the tax on gas. don't even think about selling it out of state - what a nightmare!

      speaking of monopolies...

    3. Re:I can imagine buying one of these by cybercuzco · · Score: 2
      After about 50 miles I have to fill up at around $10/gallon for a 2 gallon tank.

      Thats better than most SUV's, they get 10-13 MPG, while youre getting 25MPG

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  11. Grow up, kids. by coupland · · Score: 5, Informative

    Would this have even made it onto /. if the car didn't run Windows 98?? If you want to actually learn something then here is the official Volvo site for the car and here are a bunch of other references you can look at. None make mention of Windows 98.

    Wouldn't be quite so funny if it was a kit car that comes in 5,000 pieces that runs linux, now would it? :P

    1. Re:Grow up, kids. by ffatTony · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't be quite so funny if it was a kit car that comes in 5,000 pieces that runs linux, now would it? :P

      Although you are joking, I probably would buy one. I'd love a new project and a linux-car would be great for the sheer geek factor. I could get a stupid vanity plate and have it key'd everywhere I go. Woopee!

    2. Re:Grow up, kids. by coupland · · Score: 2

      Your logic is flawed, open-source cars would be impervious to keying and would never crash. :)

    3. Re:Grow up, kids. by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      Would this have even made it onto /. if the car didn't run Windows 98??

      More importantly, would this have even made it onto MSNBC if the car didn't run on Windows? But seriously, thanks for the links -- a little more detailed info on the car is appreciated.

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    4. Re:Grow up, kids. by jsse · · Score: 2

      Wouldn't be quite so funny if it was a kit car that comes in 5,000 pieces that runs linux, now would it? :P

      It was funny in the first glance, then fear overcomes me: all the buses here use Volvo engines. Our life is depending on the engineers who have technical merits of running a life-depending system on...Windows 98?

      I didn't say it'd be better off running Linux, but running a system which its maker planned to abandon is a bit out of hand.

    5. Re:Grow up, kids. by shepd · · Score: 2

      >Wouldn't be quite so funny if it was a kit car that comes in 5,000 pieces that runs linux, now would it?

      Not so funny, but it would make it onto slashdot in a heartbeat.

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    6. Re:Grow up, kids. by thales · · Score: 2
      A Car that ran on Any desktop OS rather than run of the mill embeded chips would make it into a "news for nerds" site.

      There are a bunch of stale old jokes about how unreliable a car running Windows anything would be, so yes it's funny as hell to see old jokes turn into an actual product. If it'll make you feel better, an equal time joke. They tried a Linux car but changing the sparkplugs created dependancy problems that forced you upgrade to a new Fuel Injection system. (rimshot)

      The funniest part of the whole thing however isn't the predictable jokes, it's the predictable behaviour of the Microsofties who whine about the jokes about their favorite OS instead of bitching to MS about not fixing the problems that led to the jokes.

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    7. Re:Grow up, kids. by spongman · · Score: 2
      open-source

      does that mean there's a leak in the gas tank?

    8. Re:Grow up, kids. by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

      You obviously don't have to manage two offices of Win98 pcs like the 42 YO writer of this comment. At least I have all my users trained to just reboot and get back to work, there's nothing I can do about it. "Yeah, Win98 does that! Just reboot and carry on. If you don't like it, join the line to sue Msft".

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    9. Re:Grow up, kids. by ffatTony · · Score: 2

      No, the cars would get keyed regularly. Just like open-source developers get beat up by the cool kids regularly.

      That settles it, I'll need to start working on plans for the anti-cool kid cow-catcher and skull crushing tires.

  12. Re:I simply can't resist... it's too easy by scott1853 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Who says they'd need to tweak the OS? I would think they could run a standard kernel and do their own application on top of it without that application being public. Or am I missing something, like anything that runs ON linux must be open source too. I'm not sure, I haven't actually read the license stuff all the way through.

  13. Re:Well isn't this interesting by Bizaff · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is the article I saw earlier.

  14. It IS very safe... by countach · · Score: 3, Funny

    No matter how bad a crash you have in this car, all you have to do is press "RESET" and a couple of minutes later you're back on the road.

    When you hop in, does the car say "Where do you want to go today?"

  15. Re:Oxymoron by scott1853 · · Score: 2

    Oh great, you're saying MS now has patents on oxymorons. When will it end!

  16. Re:I simply can't resist... it's too easy by Swaffs · · Score: 2

    It is my understanding that they only have to release the source code if they're planning on distributing their work.

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  17. Done already with Linux by simetra · · Score: 2

    A few years back, Linux Journal ran a story about a car, I believe in Italy, that was using Linux. I believe Linux did the steering as well.

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  18. Re:how can anyone complain about this..... by Anonymous+Cowrad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Russian spacecraft run linux on easy bake ovens.

    Ok, I made that up.

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  19. Volvos are the most dangerous cars on the road... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    Volvos (Volvoes?) are the most dangerous cars on the road.

    Not to those inside it, but to those outside. The morons who buy Volvoes buy it for the "safety" that's a trade-mark of the car, so they drive like assholes, thinking that if they're in accidents, they'll be okay.

    Perhaps if seats belts were outlawed (for the driver), you'd see people driving carefully, because in case of accident, they'd know they'd get turned into marmalade.

  20. Umm. . . WinCE? by Bastian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It would be much better suited to embedded development.

    OTOH, since it's a concept car and meant for the market, they may have just kludged something together with commodity PC parts for one or more of those 5 computers on that car, and it may have just been easier to have it running Win98, since it is only a concept car, so they don't need to worry as much about using a /real/ embedded OS.

    1. Re:Umm. . . WinCE? by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      I dunno...I've got WinCE running on an iPaq. I don't know if it's CE or pocketPC on top of it, but if that was in car, they'd need to make sure the little hole to stick the stylus in for reset would have to be VERY accessiable.

    2. Re:Umm. . . WinCE? by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      Actually, no, it has issues with just the default MS stuff that is on there.

  21. Safety Car Causes 11 Car Pile-up After Bluescreen by hillct · · Score: 2

    I can see it now. "Officer, It's not my fault. Microsoft sold me an unsafe product. If it were safe, my car wouldn't have stalled in the middle of the inteterstate."

    In all seriousness though, as the promotion of WIndows for Embedded Devices continues, these sorts of safety issues will need to be evaluated vary carefully. The software industry - the only industry in which selling defective products has almost no consequences - will have to take greater responsibility for bugs and instabilities in their products. As the stakes go up to the point where their products are directly responsible for human lives, a new approach to security and reliability will be needed. Among other things, Microsoft will need to alter it's position oposing full disclosure of security vulterabilities.

    Cars running Windows are one thing but regardless of what steps are taken, it'll be many years before I'll be comfortable being attached to a heart bypass machine running MS Windows for Embedded Devices.

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  22. YES. safest car! by Jonavin · · Score: 2

    No matter how badly you "crash" , you won't get physically hurt!

    Seriously though, this article suggests a fair number of manufacturers including BMW use Microsoft based systems in their cars. It's Windows.CE.

  23. Re:Oxymoron by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'd like to see linux circa 1998 try and power a car.

    What makes you think it would have been any less capable at it than Windows 98? Actually, I'm really surprised that they chose Win98. I would have expected a realtime-ready OS for a job like this. In fact, DOS would have probably been a better choice in this case than any of the Windows versions or normal Linux distributions.

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  24. MSNBC blew it: CE, not 98 by Ristretto · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unsurprisingly, Volvo is not using Windows 98 in their safety concept car. As Motor Trend reported in May, they're using Microsoft's embedded operating system, Windows CE. It's kind of old news that Microsoft has been leading an initiative on embedding CE into cars. Check out the information from MS at Microsoft Windows CE for Automotive.

    1. Re:MSNBC blew it: CE, not 98 by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2
      As Motor Trend [motortrend.com] reported in May, they're using Microsoft's embedded operating system, Windows CE.

      And if this is the case, it answers most of the questions as to why they chose a Windows product. The automotive version of Windows CE has a realtime kernel -- an absolute must for this kind of application.

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  25. Re:I simply can't resist... it's too easy by thelinuxkid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You wouldnt have to release the tweaks as long as you didnt release the code as a product if I remember correctly. Just have the binaries run on the car and don't release them to the public. Right? I could be wrong.

  26. huh? by Bastian · · Score: 2

    Why would any software running on linux need to be open source? I'm assuming you're implying that the GPL might require all other applications put in the same computer must be GPL'ed too. That, of course, would mean running XFree86, Apache, OpenOffice, and Mozilla couldn't be run on Linux legally, since none of them are under the GPL.

  27. I apologize for my abysmal grammar. by Bastian · · Score: 2

    really, I do.

  28. Re:Oxymoron by Ripsnorter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd like to see linux circa 1998 try and power a car.

    Well in 1998 2.0 was the kernel of the day, and from memory 2.0 was faily stable. Also I seem to remember that some embeded stuff is based on this kernel, so this would make it quite capible for running a car.

    I think this article is a little misleading. I don't think all the computer system in the car would be running windows 98, just what the user(driver?) can see. I think the real time stuff would be running a RTOS, like QNX.

    Oh yeah OS'es don't power cars, petrol/desile/electrons do :)

  29. even more unlikely... by rebelcool · · Score: 3, Interesting
    is the idea that the engine controls (or any other drivetrain subsystem) would be running on anything but a dedicated device chock full of proven code.

    Maybe the gimmicky interface parts run windows CE (this volvo car isnt all that new, i remember reading about it a long time ago), but either way the crucial components would never be left to something that centralized.

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  30. Drove the test version... by GeoNerd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I drove the Volvo that the MIT Media Lab used to collect 'predictive' data for the lane-change detection etc. It was an interesting experience - driving in Boston wearing a small fiber optic video camera taped (!) to some cheap safety glasses, several video cameras pointing every which way, and sensors on the steering wheel, brake pedal, and gas pedal to collect the data.

    The theory was that they would use the data to predict when you were *about* to change lanes - and set off an alarm if there were a car in your way. I'd be interested to know if they actually succeeded in doing this.

    This wasn't a fully automated process - there was a co-driver who you had to tell when you were going to change lanes, turn, etc., then he would punch the appropriate action into a laptop.

    Then again, I got paid $20 for the hour or so it took, so I'm not complaining :) Well worth all of the funny looks I got on I-95.

    1. Re:Drove the test version... by _xeno_ · · Score: 2
      I just can't imagine detecting if there's a car in your way in Boston.

      Whenever I'm about to change lanes in Boston, the car three blocks behind me in the lane I want to move into makes sure he's in the way...

      Or when I have to do the grand "merge into the other car" move where you just sort of make a space so that you can get in the appropriate "x-Turn Only" lane for your destination. (Or to get out of the "we're UPS and therefore can park in the right lane" idiots. It seems to be just UPS - I've never found myself cursing out the postal service or FedEx. What does Brown do for me? Causes a mile-long backup.)

      I'd imagine that in Boston, you'd just have to detect the car turning and sound the alarm... because if there isn't somebody in your way yet, someone will ensure that they get in your way.

      Then there's the "dodge-the-pedestrian" game - seeing as people in Boston never seem to either try and cross at a crosswalk or, if they do, wait for the walk light. Not that it stops them from pushing the walk light button, crossing anyway, and then laughing at all the cars stopped in all directions when the light turns red to activate the walk light. (There's nothing like being stopped because some idiot reading a book while slowly meandering across Mass Ave without actually paying attention to the road...)

      Of course, it's not so much that I hate driving in Boston, it's that I hate parking in Boston...

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  31. Safe car runs Win98? Bwuhahahaha by dh003i · · Score: 2

    A safe car runs Windows 98? Bwuhahahahaha. That's funny.

    Expect this car to be listed as the one that crashes the most. Some bug in the software will probably tell the user to turn left on red.

  32. Upgrade? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 2

    Isn't MS going to stop supporting Win98 soon? Does this mean I'll have to buy a whole new car, or can I upgrade to XP-Automobile? (Maybe XP-Freight, if I'm always carrying stuff in the trunk.)

  33. Re: Oxymoron by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Informative

    > Your "joke" was the first with a funny moderation on it that i saw. I would like to take the opportunity to address the rest of the slashbots and say "all the rest of the windows 98 BSOD jokes are going to suck". ... I'd like to see linux circa 1998 try and power a car.

    You probably wouldn't have too look too hard to find a Linux system that hasn't been down since 1998.

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  34. Re:Simply FUD by VP · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, I pointed out that you are either a victim, or, more likely, a perpetrator of FUD regarding the GPL and the Linux kernel.

    The Linux kernel is GPL-ed, but it has an exception, which allows the creation, use and distribution of proprietary drivers. NVidia uses this to provide their closed-source Linux drivers. It is very likely that any changes automobile manufacturers need could be limitted to specific drivers for the kernel.

    Can you hear me now?

  35. Re:Well isn't this interesting by rutledjw · · Score: 2
    I can see Windows CE in cars for displays. These guys want the LEAST amount of hassle possible and are very concerned with user-friendliness and appearence. Granted the open *nixes (BSD and Linux) have made some GREAT progress, but for right-out-of-the-package stuff, I'd _consider_ CE as well.

    Where Linux helps is in licensing, if a focus group (of potential buyers of that car) will accept a linux system (appearence and function) then the cost differential is it. $100, $50 or even $25 per CE license times a few million units (cars), suddenly a free OS may look a little better.

    However, while the system is only going to be in high-end vehicles (where markup is high anyway) the cost difference isn't such an issue so the incentive to use a low-cost OS isn't as great. Once these system start to appear in lower-cost vehicles, more cost pressures appear.

    Either way, it's hard to argue against a high-quality, free OS!

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  36. What's a safe car without Safe Mode? by nakaduct · · Score: 5, Funny
    The last time you started this car, the fuel tank exploded and killed everyone inside. How would you like to start this time?
    • Safe Mode
    • Safe Mode with Fuel
    • Horn Only

    1. Re:What's a safe car without Safe Mode? by martinflack · · Score: 2
      • CmdrTaco
    2. Re:What's a safe car without Safe Mode? by nakaduct · · Score: 2

      I was conveying the relative hugeness of 80x25 on a 17" monitor, or in fact any type on a small display.

      And yes, it was funny. Thanks!.

  37. wasn't very specific. by GiMP · · Score: 2

    It is very possible that this was an error or genernalization by the reporter. He says that the car has 5 computer systems and they run windows98.. it is very possible that these systems are not for the control of the car, but rather for end-user use in each of the 5 seats available.

    It may also be possible that he meant to say that only one of them uses Windows98, etc.

    Looking at other reviews, I couldn't find any information regarding their computer systems.

  38. win95 at work by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 2

    I work in a factory, I roll mats on a machine which uses a scanner connected on a computer which tells me on which route to place the mat. I've been there 2.5 months, for 8 hours a day, and never seen it crash.

  39. Re:Oxymoron by someonehasmyname · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > I'd like to see linux circa 1998 try and power a car.

    It's 2002 and they've chosen win98 for their new model.

    Linux's usability in 98 doesn't matter. It's more than capable of running a car today...

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  40. Oh yeah and since it's Volvo by nakaduct · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Bork Bork Bork
  41. zerg by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 2

    I realize that further discussion on this topic is useless because we already know that the version of windows embedded into these cars is CE, not 98. However, for all of you wondering what it takes to embed win98, here's someone who did it:

    clicka

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  42. Noooooo! by zulux · · Score: 2

    "It appears that your driving to work..."

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  43. dashpc by Wolfier · · Score: 2

    Does anyone remember www.dashpc.com?

    It is about embedding a linux-powered PC inside a car. The project is improving everyday - if you're interested, please take a good look. Very interesting stuffs.

  44. if people bought cars like computers... by tanveer1979 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I got an interesting piece from plig. This was written as a humorous story but it may come true ;-)

    General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers - - but imagine if they did... HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!" HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?" CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?" HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine." CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!" HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?" CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know!?" HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?" CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?" HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you." CUSTOMER: "What!? I paid $12,000.00 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Your cars suck!" HELPLINE: "What's wrong?" CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!" HELPLINE: "What were you doing?" CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't start!" HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?" CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that doesn't crash anymore!" HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks." HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?" CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?" CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?" HELPLINE: "Do you know how to DRIVE?" CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"

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    1. Re:if people bought cars like computers... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Man, that stuff isn't funny until after you've quit a tech support job. If I read this 6 years ago I'd be reaching for the apsirin bottle.

  45. This is a bunch of hyped balleyhoo. by Kerosene · · Score: 5, Informative

    My brother in law worked on some of the components of this car. It doesn't "run" anything. Nor does it even use 98. It uses windows CE to run a few of the non critical subsystems of the car. It's actually a great concept. Everyone needs to chill on the "jump down whoever's throat is mentioned using any microsoft product" bandwagon. This site is actually starting to sound a lot like middle school. Boo to MSNBC for misreporting and setting off the microsoft alarms.

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    1. Re:This is a bunch of hyped balleyhoo. by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Everyone needs to chill on the "jump down whoever's throat is mentioned using any microsoft product" bandwagon. This site is actually starting to sound a lot like middle school."

      When I was in middle school, you called somebody 'homes!' or 'homie!' if you were insulting them. That's the image I get in my head when people make redundant jokes around BSOD's etc.

      Why don't we all just make fun of Mac users? Both the Windows and Linux guys severly outnumber them! They could be modded into oblivion! :P

    2. Re:This is a bunch of hyped balleyhoo. by zbuffered · · Score: 2

      I think people are freaking out because they all used Windows 98, and they hate it. Just thinking about that operating system gives me a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach. More recent MS operating systems don't do that to me. So hearing that this car runs CE, I'm happy.

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  46. Re:Actually my fscking Windows2000 had a kernel pa by BJH · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ahem... MacOS X aka Darwin is basically a FreeBSD release reworked to run on Mach.

  47. Re:Oxymoron by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 2

    What makes you think it would have been any less capable at it than Windows 98?

    From the level of knowledge this guy displays, I'd guess he probably figures that since KDE didn't exist back then*, then Linux wasn't good for anything but running web servers at the time.

    (Realistically, of course, Linux circa 1998 would be just fine, though it might not scale well if one kernel had to control more than 2 CPUs :)

    *Yes, I know that it actually did.

  48. Regarding the actual point of the article ... by Precipitous · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would like to challenge y'all step beyond the specific OS choice and consider the technological implications of this article. For example:

    This points towards the impending implementation of ubiquitous computing that's been talked about for years. It seems that embedded computers have reached adequate power that we can start using similar platforms in them that we use in PC's/servers. That OQO can deliver a PC that fits in a pocket gives a picture of how the size a gadget you can put computers in. This will explode the availablity of programming knowhow available to producers of all manner of gadgets. Your PC program and interface development C / VB/ Java / KDE etc skills for PC's and servers may soon be directly applicable to VCR's, refridgerators, traffic lights, and is already applicable to some mobile phones. There are a number of avenues to explore in this direction which would be more interesting then squabling over the platform choice for this vehicle.

    It might not happen in this decade- but you are starting to see the change in the face of the computer. Already, I know hospitals where the complex tasks of registering patients and services rendered are accomplished by staff walking around with card scanners and portable computers. The office worker is leaving the office. Think about your JOBS and possibilities. There is enormous potential for innovation in applications here and interfaces here.

    Sigh, I guess we should get back to the BSOD / M$ squabble.

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  49. Re:Oxymoron by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "I would like to take the opportunity to address the rest of the slashbots and say "all the rest of the windows 98 BSOD jokes are going to suck". "

    It's cooler to hate MS than it is to know what you're talking about. If the article was about the car running Linux and somebody cracked a joke like "I guess that means they won't make one that has an automatic transmission", you'd get modded down as 'troll' or 'flamebait'. Never mind that Windows users who have dabbled in Linux would find that funny as hell.

  50. Re:Linux in 1998 by fence · · Score: 3, Troll

    I've been a user and promoter of Linux since late '94. Pushed it for the first time (quite successfully, BTW) at NASA Dryden in 95 for use in their mission control rooms.

    And I've been pushing Linux ever since--in 1998 I'm sure that I had several boxes with uptimes (I know--who cares) over 200 days.

    While linux was harder to install back then (no fancy wizards or GUI installers) it was still a fully functional and full featured O/S.

    just my .02--have a nice day/life :)

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  51. GM helpline redux.... by JimBobJoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having worked in tech support, I always imagined that a call to a GM support line would run like this:

    Helpline: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

    Customer: "I have a 1998 Camaro, and when I'm doing 60mph on the Garden State Parkway, shifting into 4th gear with the air conditioning on, my radio station mysteriously switches from my favorite radio station to that crappy country station. Is there a way I can solve this problem?"

    1. Re:GM helpline redux.... by zbuffered · · Score: 2

      Exactly.

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  52. Let the jokes fly! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay, since nobody can come up with anything better than "heh heh, the car will blue screen. heh heh. Err I can't think of any other reasons I don't like Windows", I'll flip the topic around:

    What if the car ran Linux?

    - The version with the automatic transmission would have 4 drive gears that all work differently, that way you can pick one from an individual that you like.

    - Instead of intuitive buttons on the steering column to turn on windshield wipers and so on, you have a patch board complete with a very nice array of differing lengths of cable.

    - The driver of the car has to understand how the internal combustion engine works before he can go anywhere in it.

    - More than one steering wheel can be added to the car, afterall it is a multi-user OS.

    - The gas door would be located underneath the car so that gas doesn't have to go as far to reach the tank. A bottleneck is removed that way.

    - The key to get into the door can only fit one right side up, afterall it is case sensitive.

    - The 'ding ding' noise when you start the car without the seatbelt fastened won't go off because the sound drivers don't work.

    - The car wouldn't come with headlights because only newbs need to be able to see where they're going.

    There, that's much better than "ha ha snort snort, that means they'll have to restart the car every ten minutes." :P

    *Hopes the mods have a sense of humor today.*

    1. Re:Let the jokes fly! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure where you read in my post that I was defending Windows 98. I wasn't. You're right, NT's kernel kicks 9x's ass. I don't think anybody in the world would argue with you on that. That's why Windows 2000 is so much better than 9x.

      "The interface doesn't matter when compared to the OS..."

      That's not true really. The interface is exactly why Windows 95 and 98 were successful in light of more stable OS's like Linux or BSD. There's been lots of chatter on Slashdot over the last week or two about that, you should go check it out.

      If somebody could make an interface for Linux like Apple did with BSD, it'd be a bad assed OS that just about anybody could use. It may, at that point, even be a Windows killer. Right now, it is still so hard to use that most people'd rather put up with instability. This is not an MS biased poke at Linux, it's an honest informed opinion from somebody who designs interfaces for a living.

    2. Re:Let the jokes fly! by nathanh · · Score: 2

      The jokes are good, but did you have to ruin it with a little soapbox speech about how everybody (except you) is anti-Microsoft?

    3. Re:Let the jokes fly! by horza · · Score: 3, Funny

      * There would be Linux-car drag races, where people could test their custom tuned kernels against each other

      * Going over 6k rev/min would kill the sound server and the horn would stop working

      * The cars would come in kit-car form, each driver able to slot in their own personalised dashboard

      * You would be able to use any type of fuel, emulation will get some kind of perormance out of it

      * It has a standard looking speedo, but the font for the numbers looks awful

      * Forget child locks, you are able to individually set the priviledges of each component for each user (eg useful for stopping passengers from changing the radio station)

      Next? :-)

      Phillip.

    4. Re:Let the jokes fly! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      I didn't say I was pro MS, nor was it a soapbox speech, I was being critical of the lack of originality with the jokes this article presented. So I flipped the topic around to what people here know about: Linux. With as much as MS gives you, I find the lack of originality about Windows jokes to be insulting. It's kinda like the obligatory 'Monica Lewinski' jokes.

    5. Re:Let the jokes fly! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      Heh all the functions in the car begin with 'K'....

    6. Re:Let the jokes fly! by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 2
      I realize that people just want to make jokes, but if a car was using Linux, the car manufacturer would take some release as a starting point, and then customize the code for their application. It would fit the job that it was asked to do perfectly, because it would be custom modified for the job.

      The fact that the code base would split off from the mainstream Linux distributions would not matter because this is not a computer, it is a car, and future Linux enhancements would likely be largely irrelevant to the car manufacturer.

      OK, back to the jokes.

    7. Re:Let the jokes fly! by jafac · · Score: 2

      More: "if the car ran Linux"

      You could remotely view and operate the instruments and controls of another car - but only if it's not running Windows.

      You could add-on extra motors anywhere they'll fit, and the car will go faster.

      The driver is expected to manually advance ignition timing as engine speed changes - but savvy drivers will automate this with a cron-fired script.

      The driver is expected to manually set the fuel-air mixture ratio, but again, savvy drivers will automate this with a script which can respond to different driving conditions, allowing them to dynamically select things like: "emissions testing", "racetrack", "stop-n-go".

      Same with valve timing, gear ratios, cooling-system overhead, etc.

      The license plate and VIN# can be altered with a simple text editor.

      Skinnable dashboard; W00T!

      Can be configured to drive on Microsoft (TM) roads, but the roadsigns and surface are periodically changed, so the car must be continually upgraded to keep up with this change.

      The engine does not need to be shut down, in fact, Linux-Car drivers will proudly share the number of days, weeks, months, years, etc. they've run their engine continuously.

      You'll be able to change your battery, or alternator, brakes, clutch, and exterior sheetmetal, not only while the engine is running, but while you're driving down the road.

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  53. Re:Service Pack? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is the kind of things that would cause the other part of your split personality to develop SOAP-based protocols.

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  54. Re:Its a volvo... by bergeron76 · · Score: 2

    I would like to offer to make this mod to anyone who can provide me (and the dashpc team) with this volvo. Our references can be found here and here.

    PLEASE NOTE: This is a shameless plug.

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  55. Re:in other news... by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    Maybe you missed the fact that Volvo sold its light car division to Ford something like 4-5 years ago. I love my 740 wagon, and you could probably pursuade me to set foot in a C70 convertible, but I really worry about the safety of a Volvo made by Ford....

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  56. Re:Volvos are the most dangerous cars on the road. by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    I have to stick up for us Volvo drivers. I've seen worse driving by folks in Japanese sportscars and clunker American boats than I have Volvo drivers. The folks in the sportscars fall into two classes: those who try to use raw speed on the interstate, and those who bought a sporty looking car that they're afraid to use. The folks in the beaters all seem to be driving 10 under in the fast lane.

    Most of the Volvos I've seen are driving smoothly in traffic. They're usually soccer moms in V, 7, and 9 series wagons and sedans.

    Of course, I concede you could have been driving behind me....I can milk my 740 wagon for all it's worth. But that's not because I feel safe and secure in a Volvo so that I can run people over. That's because I'm an aggressive driver who happens to like Volvos.

    Then again, some people don't appreciate fine cars...I like my Volvo because I can get a little performance out of it, it is rock solid, and if there happens to be a problem, I do have a nice safety net. If I was into more performance, I'd be eyeing a BMW.....

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  57. speaking of patches... by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    The maintenance guy at my apartment shared me this story:

    It seems his buddy and his buddy's girlfriend were driving down the road. The buddy was drinking and driving, but this being the south, that sort of thing is common. In his mirror he sees blue lights flashing, so he hands his bottle to his girlfriend and says "peel off the label." She says "you can't fool a cop by just peeling the label off!" He replies "just peel it off."

    So he pulls over. As the cop walks up his girlfriend gives him the label. The cop leans in and sniffs in the car, then says "are you drinking?" Slapping the label on his shoulder, he says "No, I'm on the patch."

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  58. Re:Volvos are the most dangerous cars on the road. by FFFish · · Score: 2

    I'm afraid that with the motorcycle crowd, which is an abnormally attentive bunch of drivers, what with their lives being on the live, SUV drivers rank as serious threat #2, with Volvo drivers ranking #2. Can't much argue with their experience.

    (Of course, anyone with a cell phone is a greater threat than even the clueless SUV-driving soccer mom.)

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  59. Re:how can anyone complain about this..... by slickwillie · · Score: 2

    Of course it's safe if you have to stop and reboot every few seconds (five computers running Win98 - I guess you can have any color you want as long as it's BLUE). It's probably almost as safe as Jaguars, which never even start.

  60. Destroy the car? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    we'll write virus jokes, license jokes, security jokes, monopoly jokes[...]
    Do I have to destroy the car if I don't agree to the EULA, or just hand in the plates?
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    1. Re:Destroy the car? by thales · · Score: 2
      Does the EULA say it's an OEM License that can't be transferd? Do Used safety car buyers have to purchase new Win car licenses?

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  61. They would have preferred to use XP, but... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    ...thought that perhaps the caravan which this entailed spoiled the look and handling of the vehicle.

    Behold, a joke in none of the above categories... and here comes another one!

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    1. Re:They would have preferred to use XP, but... by thales · · Score: 2
      If you steal it will you be charged with grand theft, auto or software piracy?

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  62. Windows 98 in a high-speed vehicle by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    ...is a whole new approach - a whole new, er, depth of meaning - to the phrase `embedded systems' ...and of course...

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    1. Re:Windows 98 in a high-speed vehicle by thales · · Score: 3, Funny
      Can you press "Esc" and bypass needing a key to start it?

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  63. Re:in other news... by rnturn · · Score: 2

    I recall reading or hearing that either the S60 or the S80 was the last true Volvo and that everything else has a lot of design input and direction from Ford. Perhaps that's where the decision to use Windows 98 came from. (``Hey it's four years old! All of the bugs must be worked out by now, eh?'') Heck I barely trust Win98 to run the system (for now, needed to get into network at work) that's sitting on my desk. I can't even imagine trusting it in a mobile application unless it was some silly trip computer.

    ``I love my 740 wagon...''

    We have a 240 wagon that's still going strong. We're close to rolling over the odometer for the second time and I expect we'll see the third before we finally replace it. I'm doubting that too many of the newer Volvos will last as long. Still see a lot of 240s on the road, though.

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  64. The boot* is the most appropriate place! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Where else would you put systems that needed frequent booting? `How often do you boot your systems?' `Oh, permanently.'

    * Note to yanks: this is what the rest of the English-speaking world calls that bit under the lid on the back of a sedan where luggage goes (-: A `trunk' is the hose thingy dangling from the front of an elephant. :-)

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    1. Re:The boot* is the most appropriate place! by gaudior · · Score: 2

      A 'Boot' is also the clamp that Parking Meter officers put on your tire to keep the car from moving.

    2. Re:The boot* is the most appropriate place! by jafac · · Score: 2

      No, a boot is the rubber thingie that goes on your CV joint to keep dirt from getting in, and to keep you from determining on a casual inspection, whether the CV joint is worn and in need of replacement.

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  65. Actually.... by unformed · · Score: 2

    Yes it is, I've been sitting here laughing my ass off.

    That said, I gotta go; I think it's my turn to hit the bong ...

  66. Oh, and since this class of joke is inevitable... by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Will they be bringing out an AI version with it's own set of driver disks? (-: Will it support plug and play within the vehicle? :-)

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  67. Jaguar Safety by BigBlockMopar · · Score: 2

    It's probably almost as safe as Jaguars, which never even start.

    No... Jags are probably on parr with Volvos, even running Windows 98. (Volvo owns Ford, guess what webserver www.ford.com runs on... urk.)

    Jags have Lucas Electrics. Unlike Ozzy, Joe Lucas is the original Prince of Darkness.

    Q: Why is it the British like warm beer?

    A: Because Lucas makes refrigerators!

    Q: How many Lucas engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: None! They just redefine darkness as the prevailing standard!

    No, that last joke started with Lucas, not Microsoft. :)

    Honestly, I thought the stories of honking your horn and having the headlights go out were an urban myth and an exaggeration by those who don't know anything about automotive electrical systems. Then I rewired a 1950s MG for a friend. On the pre-work test drive, that happened to me.

    How? I had the system all apart, and all I can guess is that the headlights and the horn relay shared a *slightly* corroded ground connection. I couldn't believe that would do it.

    How about a car where the headlights draw 20 amps, the parking light circuit another 10 amps, the windshield wipers another 15 amps, and the generator only puts out 40 amps?

    (Electrical Engineering Homework: if the battery is rated for 50Amp-hours, the ignition system stops working when the system voltage gets below 7 volts, and the vehicle speed is 35 MPH, how far can you get on a rainy night before the engine stops running and the battery is too dead to run the starter?)

    Lucas Electric jokes here.

    Urk.

    Jaguar not starting? That's okay. The starter motor cranking overheats the wire's insulation. The wire's insulation catches fire and ignites the fuel spilled when the fuel pump's relay stuck on when the car was last run. Ka-boom.

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  68. Also coming soon... by flacco · · Score: 2

    Fire-retardant children's footsie pajamas made of woven det-cord soaked in lighter fluid!

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  69. `Soccer Mums' - hah! by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    About 7 or 8 years ago, driving along the westbound lane of Canning Highway here in sunny Perth, Western Australia, I chanced to look up as I paused at the lights in Melville outside the KFC. A block away down the road, a Volvo station wagon began reversing out onto the Highway. Slowly. As the light went green, it halted astride the dotted line which separates the two westbound lanes. When I say `astride', I mean the line bisected the car's diff. It sat there. And sat there. The reversing lights went off. It sat there some more. The brake lights went off. Slooooowly, slowly it began to roll down the Highway towards Bicton. It would have been doing about 20-30km/h (in a 60km/h speed zone) by the time the traffic caught up with it, still perfectly aligned over the dividing line. As it nochalantly sidled towards the 40km/h mark on the way around the corner, it weaved a little left, then drifted across to the right until it finally sat in the right-hand lane (keep left in Oz, unless overtaking) at about 50km/h on the way up the hill, and the other traffic could finally begin to set about overtaking. The driver was an old Asian bloke wearing a tweed hat.

    Despite some of my very good Asian friends being excellent drivers, and an Asian friend of Dad's being a good driving instructor, Asian drivers (at least in Oz) are generally hopeless. I've seen one tourist* accidentally put his rent-a-car sideways twenty feet onto a dry dirt road at about 30km/h, and a FoaF who repairs brick walls for an insurance company claims that around 2/3 to 3/4 of the damage he repairs is done by drivers with Asian names. You might be pleased to know that they tend to prefer Mercedes to Volvos. It must also be said that many more BMW drivers than Volvo drivers seem to have forgotten what the little orange lights are for.

    * Yes, tourists really do expect to see kangaroos hopping down the main street of Perth, so the Council's put in some nice bronze ones for them; and yes, they really do hop into taxis and ask to be taken to Sydney (roughly 3000km).

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  70. Re:Oxymoron by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oh great, you're saying MS now has patents on oxymorons.
    Of course they do. Ever heard of "Microsoft Works"?
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  71. It's not safe. by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No certified safety-critical version of any Microsoft operating system exists. The $40 Billion in Microsoft's bank account is not enough money to get the documentation, testing, and reviews done for Windows 98. The WinCE core, with no GUI or Apps, might be certifiable in our lifetimes, but they can expect to be required to change about half of the lines of code, goven that no safety or testability measures were considered in its original production.

    A false sense of safety is counter to safety.

    I wouldn't ride in this thing. I wouldn't even stand on the side of any road I knew it to be driving on.

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  72. Re:Volvos are the most dangerous cars on the road. by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* Volvos (Volvoes?) are the most dangerous cars on the road. Not to those inside it, but to those outside. The morons who buy Volvoes buy it for the "safety" that's a trade-mark of the car, so they drive like assholes, thinking that if they're in accidents, they'll be okay. *)

    Unlike say SUV owners who drive like assholes because they feel like they are in a big war tank and enjoy threatening other cars using their size. However, the SUV's roll over, killing the driver and 5-lanes worth of other cars.

    SUV's are full of Nepoleans.

  73. Re:More bad 98 jokes: by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny


    "Clippy On Board"

    "I break for solitare"

    "Bob is my copilot"

    "I don't break for Netscape"

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  74. Re:Oxymoron by pauleir · · Score: 2, Informative

    check out the ARGO project.
    They had an autonomous car running linux in June 1998.

  75. Re:It's not safe.- TCPA! by pieterh · · Score: 2

    Ah, but Microsoft are working on the solution - the Trusted Car Platform Architecture. The TCPA will eliminate the use of 'unauthorized' parts in cars, thus easing maintenance, improving security, and ensuring business throughflow for the CAs (car authorities). Look: everyone knows that fitting cheap tires and filling up with unauthorized gazoline poses severe security risks. TCPA will eliminate all that! Windows Is Good For You!

  76. Not to be a drone but.... by Darth_brooks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Of all the MS operating systems, I'd prefer 98 over anything else MS puts on the market.

    1. The code is the oldest, hence the most thoroughly checked / seen code on the market from MS. Undocumented bugs for 98 itself are likely few and far between by now. By choosing XP or 2k, you're asking, no, begging to run into a "damn, Nobody saw that coming" bug.

    2. The biggest problem MS faces, security, is pretty much non existant for this implimentation. Who is going to hack a volvo? Not only from the sense of there being no means, motive, or opportunity, who the hell would want to 'hack' a volvo? how anti-l33t can you get?

    3. Pre-existing support. Granted, a sizable portion of this car was done as a hack together job, there are more than a few components that are likely off the shelf product. Since the products re unusual or out of the way items, I doubt the companies providing them put much, if any, though into linux/bsd/mac support

    4. It's a demo car. the idea is to show that the technology exists today. It's easier to make the comparison "it runs on the same operating system your home computer does" than it is to say "we wrote specialized drivers and compiled s specific kernal for a SuSE installation based around the 2.4 kernal. The first reponse makes joe carbuyer go "ooooh" the second makes him say "huh?"

    I'm all for the bashing of microsoft at every given opportunity, but for once there's no point in reinventing the wheel when you can chisel down the octogon you've got lying around. Besides, a production run would DEFINATLY run an true embedded system.

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    1. Re:Not to be a drone but.... by Ioldanach · · Score: 2
      2. The biggest problem MS faces, security, is pretty much non existant for this implimentation. Who is going to hack a volvo? Not only from the sense of there being no means, motive, or opportunity, who the hell would want to 'hack' a volvo? how anti-l33t can you get?

      You apparently don't know enough Volvo enthusiasts. Some will even go so far as to put a V-8 engine in their "brick", just for fun.

  77. Re:how can anyone complain about this..... by (outer-limits) · · Score: 2

    Oh come on, have you never heard of ME?

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  78. Does it include Internet Explorer? by cyba · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After all, it's a part of the OS and cannot be removed, right?

  79. you are right by g4dget · · Score: 2

    You are right: the fact that a car company would put something as unreliable and user-unfriendly as Windows 98 into a car isn't funny, it's sad.

  80. Re:how can anyone complain about this..... by kmellis · · Score: 2
    "What, and linux saves all the improperly malloc'ed memory to nonvolatile storage before rebooting? WTF?"
    That was the first legitimately funny thing I've read in this thread. Whe the hell did I read sixty lame messages to get to it?
  81. If OS manufacturers made cars by MrLinuxHead · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amiga: Cars that were years ahead of their time, and you don't see many on the road as the manufacturer has gone out of business and parts are hard to come by.

    Apple OS X: Looks great, but You could only get accessories for it if they were made by Apple.

    BSD: Their cars ran really well, but the only mechanic that knows how to work on them is 500 miles away.

    IBM AS/400: Your couldn't buy a car but only lease one, it would come with your own mechanic, and would cost around a million per year.

    IBM OS/2: You could buy one if you are lucky enough to find one, but It never went anywhere.

    IRIX: Their cars would blow the doors off all the others, if you could ever find a gas station.

    QNX: You couldn't buy a car, only find the demo car, and that just had a projection of scenery moving across the windshield.

    RedHat Linux: You had a choice of sports car, station wagon, mini-van, or 18-wheel tractor trailer. You could design your own if you wish to, but most people gave up when it came to picking from the 2000 different accessories.

    Sun Solaris: Their cars would have a least two engines, with up to 32 engines, and they would weigh 400 tons, but once they got moving, they were hard as hell to stop.

    Last but not least: Microsoft: Just Where did You think You were going today?

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  82. Re:I simply can't resist... it's too easy by joto · · Score: 2

    They probably can run it as an application. On the other hand, if they need real realtime features, it's possible that they will need to run in kernel space, and that might be a problem with the GPL (although there does seem to exist binary drivers for linux, hmmm...)

  83. Re:Oxymoron by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

    Yep. A prototype. Everyone please read yatest5's comment again, take ten deep breaths, read the above comment *again* then read the article again.

    It's a prototype.

  84. Being serious for a moment... by Observer · · Score: 2
    ... I really do wonder about the wisdom of some of the convenience mechanisms that have become commonplace in cars over the last decade or so. Centralised electrical locking: fine provided it supplements a mechanical mechanism, not so good if it becomes a single point of failure that can deny you access to your vehicle if it goes wrong. Remote locking and unlocking: nice, but what about side-effects?

    And that's before you even start thinking about failure modes of the more recent 'intelligent' engine-management systems. There was a news report a couple of months ago in Switzerland - sorry, cannot find a URL for it now - of a number of incidents near Zurich where engines in several examples of a newly-introduced model had temporarily cut out for no apparent reason, fortunately without causing damage or injury despite being on busy motorways (and in one case in a tunnel). Suspicion was on interference with vehicle electronics, possibly related to radar emmissions from the nearby air traffic control.

    <luddite>Makes me glad I'm still running an '88 VW with very little electronics. Perhaps I'll do best to replace it with a comparably simple second-hand car when the time comes to retire it.</luddite>

  85. Let's try and clear up a few things... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

    ... since it seems the slashbots are out in force today.

    First off, the car *is* a prototype. It's highly unlikely it will actually be sold to the public with Windows-based software. For one thing, Windows CE (not 98, RTFA) is nearing the end of its product lifespan, so it would be pointless basing it on something that's just about to be dropped. Furthermore, Windows isn't necessarily unstable - it is when you've got the four-year-old install of 98 that came when you bought your Packard-Bell, and run all those warezed programs on it, and Kazaa sticks Gator on, and Comet Cursor (and so on). When you run "known" software and drivers, it's actually fairly stable.

    Secondly, it probably won't run Linux either. Nothing wrong with Linux, in fact I use it on all my machines at work and at home. I wouldn't use it in the car, for the simple reason that it's the wrong thing for the job. What they're most likely to use is a real-time OS like QNX, or more likely still, something custom written.

    At the moment, nearly all computers used in cars run entirely custom-written software, on very specialised hardware. It's quite unusual to find any processor more powerful than, say, an 8MHz Z80, although certain combined EMS/ABS units that do traction control and handle automatic gearboxes use 68000's - still at 8MHz though. They don't need to be that fast. Not much happens in a car more often than once every few milliseconds. You also don't need to do *much* calculation, because most things (ignition timing, fuelling etc) are precalculated and worked out from maps stored in ROM. When you "chip" your car for more power, the fuel and timing maps are what gets changed.

    1. Re:Let's try and clear up a few things... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2
      Latency, dear boy, latency...

      An RTOS doesn't necessarily do things *quickly*, just within a predictable timeframe.

  86. Not a BSOD Joke! Honest! by LittleGuy · · Score: 2

    One of the annoying kinks of the car is the "Please Wait For Your Car to Shut Down" display.

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  87. Re:I would imagine it's not used in... by spongman · · Score: 2

    yeah, let's hope they tweaked that f1 video game code before they installed it in the car.

  88. Re:Okay, I think I know why... by spongman · · Score: 2

    i doubt it. windows 98/ME is the most IHV-supported OS. It's easy to find '98 drivers for everything, but try finding 2k/XP drivers... especially for the kind of hardware these guys were using when they started the project a few years ago. (for example, the 2k drivers for my wireless card were released just before XP, they crashed all over the place (BSoD) and were generally useless, the XP drivers have only justbeen released, although they're much better, mostly because XP does all the UI and you don't have to use the crappy 3rd-party piece-of-shit).

  89. Re:What I really wonder is... by thales · · Score: 2
    Does it come with just a driver's seat and require extra per seat license fees if you add passenger seats?

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  90. hahahaha! you'd be right if... by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2
    LOL, you'd be right if I didn't just see one on TV the other day! Some programming was cut short by the BSOD! ;)

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  91. Re:What I really wonder is... by thales · · Score: 2
    If you change the radio station, do you have to reboot Windows to have the change take effect?

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  92. Re: Oxymoron by zbuffered · · Score: 2

    That reminds me of an excellent point. If this car ran Windows 98, it would take 5 minutes to start, right? eww.

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  93. "BSOD jokes are not funny anymore" by Anarchofascist · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...not to you at least, obviously.

    Myself, I'll stop laughing when Microsoft stop making jokes. My favourite joke this year was the marketing hype around XP: Apparently it "makes your computer faster" when you "upgrade your hardware"! Wow! Gotta get me some of that.

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  94. Re:how can anyone complain about this..... by Glytch · · Score: 2

    I don't know, I always found 3.1 rather stable. Totally non-functional and utterly useless, but stable nonetheless.

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  96. Re:in other news... by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    240 was the best series they ever built. I had a 91 240 sedan as a graduation gift...would still have it were it not for a bit of carelessness one Sunday morning that took me through a red light.

    The parents still have a 760 wagon and a 240 sedan, and they recently bought another Volvo (don't know the model) for a younger brother. Good, solid, pre-Ford cars.

    I did talk to one of the sales agents at Weaver Brothers Volvo in Raleigh who told me Ford was leaving Volvo autonomous when it came to design and that if anything Ford was using Volvo's designs. I'm not sure I'm convinced, but that's the word from the company.

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  97. Re:Volvos are the most dangerous cars on the road. by Odinson · · Score: 2
    I ride and I can't wait until most cars (starting with elderly sales targets I hope) have HUD object enhancement systems. There have been a fair number of studies on Motorcycle accidents after the fact. The number one risk is oncoming trafic making left turns in front of Motorcylces. In case you are curious, number two is tussles with exit ramps.

    This primarily has to to do with poor vision on the car drivers part. With an HUD people could see the oncomming red dot and hear a chime rather than losing the one oncomming headlight in the heat distortion and running bikers down.

    Divided,ramped highways are your friend.

    Volvo's tend keep the hell away from bikes (are their drivers afraid?) but a SUV just tried to run me down two days ago.

    Here are some typical conclusions from motorcycle studies.

    I would never buy a car running Windows anything for any component. If a car manufacturer doesn't see fit to write there own damn toolkit, they don't understand mission critical code by induction and the like, they are lazy and risking my life, or they are buzzword fixated.

  98. Re:Flamebait? by Glytch · · Score: 2

    I'd argue that a lot of Slashdot readers hate, unreliable, insecure software. Hating a signifigant fraction of Microsoft's offerings is merely an effect of that.

  99. Re:Turn signals by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    Yeah, but as you and I both know, Americans still seem not to know what that little stick on the left side of the steering wheel is for.

    I hate it when I signal and start to merge into a lane and some idiot decides to merge without signalling. I particularly hate it when they're going slower and they're in front, or they're going faster and they're behind.

    Then again....I grew up driving in Alabama where someone once jested that the double yellow lines are 'racing stripes.'

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  100. Re:YOU ARE NOT INSIGHTFUL by WowTIP · · Score: 2

    What do you think controls the servos that indirectly give you control of your brakes and steering in most modern cars? The handbrake is still a physical control in most models, I guess. I would still not feel comfotable driving a car where the only means of manuervering is a handbrake, though.

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  101. At least it isn't ME! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    Then we'd really be up shit's creek. I can see it now: you're driving along on the freeway at 75 MPH and your dashboard suddenly says: "New updates are automatically being installed". Next thing you know the airbags all go off, the brakes stop working, the steering pulls hard to the right, and some voice begins saying: "Please move away from the car".

  102. As heard on the highways... by ocie · · Score: 2

    Cop: Sir, I've been following you for the last 3 miles and you stopped no less than 15 times and threw the car into reverse. I'm writing you a ticket.

    Driver: But officer, the owner's manual recommends frequent backups.

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  103. [no subject] by Peale · · Score: 2

    gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'car crash,' doesn't it?

  104. 50miles per 2 gallons != gas guzzler by donutz · · Score: 2

    Twenty five miles per gallon is pretty decent. Not spectacular, nothing to write home about, but it's no gas guzzler. if you're going to make up numbers, at least make them support your claims

  105. Spoke Too Soon by White+Roses · · Score: 2
    Looks like I'm going to have to retract this little statement I made yesterday . . .

    However, you're still prettly likely to survive the crash. You'll just crash more often.

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  106. That makes sense by gruntvald · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... presumably it's running in "safe mode" ? (sorry, someone had to say it, or at least, repeat it ...).

  107. Re:YOU ARE NOT INSIGHTFUL by JesseL · · Score: 2

    I actually haven't heard of any car put into production that had servos operating the steering or brakes. AFAIK they all still have mechanical linkages from the steering wheel the the front wheels (albeit with hydraulic or electric power assist) and the brake pedal still directly operates the brake master cylinder (again with power assist provided by a vacuum or electric solenoid, and servo controlled hydraulics for ABS and traction/stability control). There are several cars out now that have a drive-by-wire throttle, and most automatic transmissions are electronicaly controlled, but virtually all cars on the road can still be brought to a safe stop in the event of a massive electronic failure.

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  108. Re:in other news... by jafac · · Score: 2

    I have a 91 240 sedan. Just passed emissions today - w00t!
    Ugly fucking thing though.

    (and, of course your Volvo sales guy is going to tell you that. Why else would you pay $50k for a car instead of going down to the Ford dealer and paying $30k for essentially the same thing?)

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  109. Re:in other news... by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    I find a certain appeal to the old boxy Volvos. The new ones that look like a Volvo-Ford hybrid I don't care for (especially the ones that look like a cross between a wagon and a mini SUV).

    RIP Volvo. You made good cars until the '90s, then sold out to Fix or repair daily.

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  110. Re:in other news... by jafac · · Score: 2

    Well, I'd *really* swoon over a p1800. That's a sweet-lookin Volvo.

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  111. Yes. by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    Both, with Microsoft involved, and probably with endangering national security as well.

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  112. Take me to Hall's Creek by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    What, the bronze kangaroos hop into taxis?

    Don't you speak semicolon?

    IRL, I understand that one taxi has hopped into a bronze kangaroo (wet night, changing lanes in a hurry, overdid it) but I can't see any marks from it.

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  113. Welcome to Black Tyre Linux by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    Please click on OK to rape, pillage, murder and destroy*. Oh, and get 14% better mileage and automatic crash avoidance. Er, but be prepared to copy your ROMs for anyone who asks.

    [ OK ] [ Sorry, I'm a moron ]

    * The existing control software.

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  114. Re:YOU ARE NOT INSIGHTFUL by WowTIP · · Score: 2

    Yes, you are right in parts, but in the event of the massive electronic failure you spoke of, you would still probably have a hard time controlling the vehicle. It will require a certain amount of muscles. Aunt betty might not have those. I have tried driving servo controlled cars with the servos off (legally) and I can tell you, it was no picnic.

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  115. Re:It's not safe.- TCPA! by blair1q · · Score: 2

    It'll have a tough acceptance curve when it's discovered that you have to call M$ to get a new access code every fifth time you change drinks in your cupholder.