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Heads-Up Wearable Display

selfsealingstembolt writes "Looks like the guys at NASA are trying to combine some existing technologies into a wearable computer. At the moment it is designed as headset combined with a small box to wear at your belt or so. The interesting part is, that they are looking for new technologies at outside sources (companies, educational institutions, ...). The design is still subject to change, but the general idea is great."

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  1. Heh... by BJH · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:

    "It's kind of like having your computer with you all the time," said Devereaux.

    Well, no shit Sherlock! I thought that was the point of a wearable computer...

    1. Re:Heh... by 2g3-598hX · · Score: 3, Funny
      "It's kind of like having your computer with you all the time," said Devereaux.

      I'd like to see them try to wear it on a plane....

  2. Oh Great... by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now those geeky enough to splurge for such a device can look even more "approachable" to women.

    Can you imagine? Keep the "How to Talk To Women" e-book on your display as you peruse the club scene. That'll do the trick.

    1. Re:Oh Great... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh right, just don't get your love tips from Slashdot.

      "Density has brought us together..."

    2. Re:Oh Great... by Rhombus · · Score: 4, Funny
      Can you imagine? Keep the "How to Talk To Women" e-book on your display as you peruse the club scene. That'll do the trick.

      Actually, I'm imagining a modern take on the "Cyranno de Bergerac" story, where a socially inept nerd uses this wearable system (equipped with a cell modem) to communicate with his socially adept friend whilst he tries to hit on chicks. The bar scene might go something like this:

      Nerd: I see a hot chick standing alone at the bar. I'm going in.

      Friend: Roger. Try to compliment her looks.

      Nerd: Roger. (To woman at bar) "Good evening. You have a very nice ass."

      Friend: NOOOO! You moron! Abort! ABORT!

      (Link suddenly broken as chick at bar breaks VR glasses with right cross.)

  3. Bzzzt... But thanks for playing by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll wait until the model that doesn't block the vision from one of my eyes. I'm kind of keen on that whole depth-perception thing.

    Why not project onto the inside of a partially-reflective sunglasses lens?
    Seems like great technology, but it's hamstrung by a fairly simple interface issue.

    No, I will not imagine a beowulf cluster of these things

  4. fps by prof187 · · Score: 3, Funny

    this looks like something that should be used to frag an opponent.

    The voice- activated wearable computer allows easy, real-time access to ... people ...


    Hmm, "attack co-worker with rocket launcher".

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  5. I could never take something like that seriously.. by Scrab · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd always end up walking round going.. "We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships........" In fact - I think I'd buy it JUST for that reason. But then that's just me..... :D

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  6. I don't know about you people... by SkyLeach · · Score: 4, Funny

    but I don't want to be a gargoyle.

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  7. funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    avertissement: pas pour l'usage tout en conduisant
    warning : not for use while driving
    Warnung: nicht für Gebrauch beim Fahren
    avvertimento: non per uso mentre guidando
    aviso: não para o uso ao dirigir
    advertencia: no para el uso mientras que conduce

  8. Critical issue by Kakarat · · Score: 3, Funny
    Devereaux and a small team of engineers have been working on the electronic aspect of the wearable computer for three years; however, they have yet to figure out one critical issue--what should a wearable computer look like?

    They can send a man to the moon, then can even build a tiny personal computer, however the most critical task to trying to figure out what it looks like? Hmmmmm...

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    1. Re:Critical issue by matt4077 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I want them to make it look like old jeans. That way, managers and politicians will never have a chance to wear it and nerds will finally rule the world.

  9. The inevitable step by The_Shadows · · Score: 4, Funny

    With wearable computers comes wearable porn.

    "What do you use your computer for?"
    "Oh, data entry, keeping track of appointments, records, all that and more. What about you?"
    "Portable porn. Check it out! It's hands free!"

    1. Re:The inevitable step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gives new meaning to "Heads Up Display" eh?

  10. Can't Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Can't wait until enough folks have these so I can run down the street yelling "format c:! Confirm!" in a frenzied rage.

  11. Re:Why do we need wearable computers anyways? by msheppard · · Score: 3, Funny

    To the question "Why do we need wearable computers anyways," I would answer with the question, "Why do we need computers anyways?"

    And to the "well deserved ass kicking" comment I would note that the subway might not be where someone would use it. I can imagine it could be used anywhere a laptop is currently used, with less threat of theft. On a train, on a plane, on a boat, with a goat. I have a compuater, Sam I am, and I recieve spam where ever I am.

    M@

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  12. Complaints a comin'.... by sbeast702 · · Score: 3, Funny

    People complain enough about having to carry laptop cases with a strap over their shoulder, I can't wait to see what they have to say about wearing something ON THEIR HEAD...

  13. Re:I could never take something like that seriousl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or lie on the floor in a Tux t-shirt saying "they've promised to write drivers for my legs by 2008!"

  14. Dude.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you want leg drivers, write them yourself.

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