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Peek Into European Patent Examining Cancelled

We were going to run European Patent Examiner John Savage's answers to 10 Slashdot questions today, but he emailed us this morning and asked us to pull them back because he was was in trouble over the interview. What he had to say was informative, non-controversial, and would not have hurt his employer's reputation at all, but we don't want John to lose his job or face disciplinary action on our account. Anyway, get ready for a slightly unusual Slashdot interview guest next week: Celeb chef and self-described "culinary cartographer" Alton Brown.

203 comments

  1. Well... by CarrionBird · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess we can infer their stance on the issues: our decisions are definitive, reality is often in error.

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  2. Super by Quintin+Stone · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nice to know that informing and educating people about a legal process can put you in danger of losing your job.

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    1. Re:Super by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
      > Nice to know that informing and educating people about a legal process can put you in danger of losing your job.

      Well, we got one answer -- the one someone asked about US patent examiners, along the lines of: "How does it feel to work for people who have their heads jammed that far up their asses?"

      Looks like the EU patent office prefers a close-up view of its own colon to reality, too.

      The examiner's manager has done more damage to the EU patent office's reputation than any answer the examiner could have given.

    2. Re:Super by geekster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      blah blah blah... are you done?

    3. Re:Super by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Nice to know that informing and educating people about a legal process can put you in danger of losing your job.

      Well, I personally never found truth and employment to be compatible either.

    4. Re:Super by Shimbo · · Score: 1
      The examiner's manager has done more damage to the EU patent office's reputation than any answer the examiner could have given.


      Nonsense. Some folks who read /. now realise there is at least one manager in the EU patent office that believes in following standard policy in just about any large organisation.

      If you really think you couldn't do any worse, then you have obviously never been on the receiving end of really bad PR. Employee told not to talk to the press without approval is just not news. No story here, move along.

    5. Re:Super by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Funny

      No story here, move along.
      Your jedi mind tricks will only work on the weak...ooh, a shiny new distro!

    6. Re:Super by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Yeah, cause we know news only happens when its released in the form of a 'press release' after having been through the squeaky-clean rollers of 3 proof readers, 2 spokespeople, a lawyer and a manager that makes sure the contents dont illustrate why the brochure is 40% BS.

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    7. Re:Super by JCCyC · · Score: 3, Informative

      Nice to know that informing and educating people about a legal process can put you in danger of losing your job.

      Danger? More like: this poor guy is doomed. His boss surely has him now branded as the guy who is friends to those hippie anarchists. Either they'll fire him in a few weeks on a made-up excuse or he'll be given such sucky assignments he'll want to quit (aka "The Freezer").

      On the other hand, if they fire him, he'll be able to speak out. Don't throw away that interview just yet.

  3. Too bad by hether · · Score: 1

    It's too bad he can't answer our questions for fear of penalty, but I don't know what there is to say about it other than darn.

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  4. politics by dattaway · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Looks like his employer was owned by big businesses and was not in the interest of the public.

    1. Re:politics by Telastyn · · Score: 3, Redundant

      Not necissarily. Most companies actually require that employees not say anything publically that could be construed as being "from the company", even though they're just from an employee. Basically only marketting shmoes "trained in the process" can speak to the public.

      Most all statements "from the company" are passed through PR people and lawyers to make sure the company doesn't get in trouble for liabelous comments made by an employee.

      That's what more likely happened, just more sue-fearing rather than business manipulation.

    2. Re:politics by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Most companies actually require that employees not say anything publically that could be construed as being "from the company"

      But this guy works for the government, not a company. Typically they're harder to sue.

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    3. Re:politics by jmu1 · · Score: 2
      Simple reply to that one... does he have an NDA... prolly not. Could he have just as easily said: "This in no way reflects the views of my employer or their employers."

      I'd say this guy's employer just did his company a disservice.

    4. Re:politics by vlag · · Score: 1

      I am absolutely certain that this man has signed some sort of NDA. Probably one that is much more severe than what we sign on a regular basis. Remember, this man is being trusted with public office without election and audit. He is being trusted by inventors not to reveal their patents to corporations that might line his pocket on the side to read pending patents. I'm not wording this very well, I know, but basically, I am certain that he has signed some elevated form of an NDA and should he have spoken out of line about internal processes, he most likely would have violated it. That may have also carried with it the terms of violated public trust as well, which is a felony, I think.

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    5. Re:politics by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      People do it all the time, it just takes a simple disclaimer, the opinions expressed are that of the author and not that of his employer. Unless I miss my guess I've seen THAT wording used HERE before. It is too bad but speaking of bad publicity, this in my mind makes them as guilty as any defendent claiming the 5th amendment. If you can't speak for fear of incriminating yourself does that NOT imply you are guilty ???
      Granted the liable laws in Europe are much stiffer so there may be circumstances I am not aware of....

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    6. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US patent office probably put pressure on to his managers, An informative discussion on how a real patent office works could have made the US look even more stupid than they currently look.

  5. That sucks. by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You have to wonder what PR brainiac came up with the idea of censoring an interview like this. Anything this guy had to say couldn't possibly look as bad as this does, unless it's on the lines of "we kill puppies and cute little kittens to make mittens".

    Now, everyone will just be wondering what they're hiding...

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    1. Re:That sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, everyone will just be wondering what they're hiding...

      By "everyone", you must mean "tinfoil hat wearing slashbots".

      Seriously, organizations have PR departments for a reason. The Patent Office PR staff doesn't try to approve patents (and they wouldn't be allowed to if the tried) for a reason. This guy doesn't do PR (and isn't allowed to if he tries) for a reason.

    2. Re:That sucks. by John+Sullivan · · Score: 1
      By "everyone", you must mean "tinfoil hat wearing slashbots".

      Oooh, bitchy. I think it's only natural and sensible to ask what they're up to, and to ask harder the harder they try not to tell you. I'm not suggesting a crusade against them, but their work has a direct effect on many of us here, so it is in the public interest for them to be open about their processes.

      This guy doesn't do PR (and isn't allowed to if he tries) for a reason.

      Which is unfortunate, because what most probably wanted was insights into the way they work, which you almost certainly would not get from a PR rep. As you say, PR staff don't approve patents, so what's the point in asking them how or why patents are approved? We are a technically minded audience and want technically rich answers which they would be less likely to be able to provide.

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    3. Re:That sucks. by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > You have to wonder what PR brainiac came up with the idea of censoring an interview like this. Anything this guy had to say couldn't possibly look as bad as this does, unless it's on the lines of "we kill puppies and cute little kittens to make mittens".

      Maybe they just approved a "Method for decreasing thermal losses in human extremities through repurposing of epidermal infant canine and feline tissues"? ;-)

    4. Re:That sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably in their best interest for us to wonder what they are hiding rather than have us know what they are hiding.

    5. Re:That sucks. by jelle · · Score: 2

      Right on the bat.

      Whatever information they don't give us, we'll have to make up ourselves.

      Let's vote on an answer for question one.

      I nominate "But only imported beer" as an answer for question one.

      Anybody knows the questions?

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  6. disappointed by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1

    I was very interested A) to see what questions would be allowed to be asked, and B)to hear what he had to say. I guess their methods for patent approval are patented and, therefore, cannot be discussed in an open forum. Probably afraid the US Gov't would sue or bomb over pointed answers about the US system.

    I'd like a better explanation of the cancellation.

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    1. Re:disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, he's a European patent examiner for the European Patent Office... :-p

    2. Re:disappointed by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2

      Excatly, and that means he knows better than to question the US Government [real player]

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    3. Re:disappointed by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1

      yes, I am informed. Reading the previous discussion, I saw that many of the questions posed were about comparissons between the European and US agencies.

      above carefully reworded to keep from being an assh0)e. :)

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    4. Re:disappointed by sphealey · · Score: 3, Informative
      I was very interested A) to see what questions would be allowed to be asked, and B)to hear what he had to say. I guess their methods for patent approval are patented and, therefore, cannot be discussed in an open forum.
      If you have ever dealt with the ISO, the ITU, or the EU regulatory bodies, you know that description isn't too far from the truth. North American regulatory bodies may well be captured by the regulated parties, but at least you as a citizen have some right-to-know and to participate. Europe perfers that these processes occur in a controlled environment.

      sPh

    5. Re:disappointed by LeftOfCentre · · Score: 1

      I bet the procedures governing the European Patent Office are publicly available. Perhaps even on their own website.

  7. Translation by rhadamanthus · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    "What he had to say was informative, non-controversial, and would not have hurt his employer's reputation at all"

    That damn lameness filter! I don't think its caught a truely "lame" post yet!

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  8. re: Alton Brown by topham · · Score: 2

    Any chance the interview will be an MP3 clip?

  9. Possible action? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Would there be a way to put some pressure to the European Patent Office? After all we are thousands of voices...
    And, no, I don't mean pressure in DoS style. More something like a petition.

    1. Re:Possible action? by BrianWCarver · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see some e-mail addresses of people we could write there. The Slashdot Effect on someone's inbox is likely a great way of making someone see that allowing a little interview isn't nearly as problematic as dealing with thousands of angry nerds.

      Brian

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    2. Re:Possible action? by Bladerunner2037 · · Score: 1

      "...allowing a little interview isn't nearly as problematic as dealing with thousands of angry nerds."
      For some reason, that cracked me up :) We are nerds. We are legion. And the Geek shall inherit the earth.

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    3. Re:Possible action? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      No fear... I already "signed" the petition on eurolinux.org more than a year ago...

  10. Re: Alton Brown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any chance the interview will be an MP3 clip?


    Of course! After all, he didn't respond to an email with the questions answered, and asked for the previous story to be pulled. However, he will certainly get one of his buddies to read him the questions, answer them, record the whole session, and make it available to the world! Why didn't I think of that?

  11. Heh... by The+Evil+Beaver · · Score: 1

    I guess now we'll realize that their patent system is just as screwed up as America's, but the hard way. :P

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  12. What were the questions???? by xjimhb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It might be interesting to publish a list of the questions chosen for this. It would give us more insight into what they're trying to hide, even if we don't get to see the answers.

    1. Re:What were the questions???? by demaria · · Score: 3, Informative

      read the 4 & 5 comments from here. That'll tell you.

    2. Re:What were the questions???? by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      not quite. there were 19 comments that were score 5, and 10 that were score 4. They only send 10 questions to the interviewee. We dont know which questions were actually sent off.

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  13. hey roblimo-- by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

    do you think you could at least post the questions that you sent his way? mayne then we could all get an idea of what trouble might have been caused.

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    1. Re:hey roblimo-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh and the answers too of course.

      Thanks.

  14. Good idea. by quantaman · · Score: 2

    This will really make his employer look great!

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  15. Celeb chef Alton Brown by clem · · Score: 2, Funny

    What the hell? Is /. slowly becoming the online equivalent of 'Good Morning America'?

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    1. Re:Celeb chef Alton Brown by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1

      don't forget: Guest cancellations to protect reputations... You may be on track.

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    2. Re:Celeb chef Alton Brown by boomer_rehfield · · Score: 1

      Look around /. There was an earlier article that explained why. He uses scientific approches to cooking and it was actually quite informative. You'd really have to read it.

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    3. Re:Celeb chef Alton Brown by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      He's a geek. Now if it had been Emeril, that would have been another story...

      Come on, though... We really want an interview with either Kaga or the Iron Chefs Morimoto and Sakai!

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    4. Re:Celeb chef Alton Brown by schon · · Score: 1

      He uses scientific approches to cooking

      Bingo - this man is the main reason I get the Food network..

      Not only does he explain the science of food, but he does it in an entertaining manner (he was a video director before he was a chef..)

      I loved his "Scrap Iron Chef" episode... a parody of Junkyard Wars and Iron Chef..

    5. Re:Celeb chef Alton Brown by elmegil · · Score: 2

      Did you bitch when they interviewed Wesley Crusher, er, Wil Wheaton? Alton is at least as relevant, as a food geek rather than an actor geek.

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    6. Re:Celeb chef Alton Brown by geekoid · · Score: 2

      I don't think "slowly" means what you think it means.

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  16. Not surprising by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Informative
    I sent the /. URL to an EU patent examiner I know, and he answered back that the guy has lots of balls to do this, because he could get in lots of trouble for speaking publicly...

    He also said that the questions weren't very good either...

    1. Re:Not surprising by KnightNavro · · Score: 1
      He also said that the questions weren't very good either...

      I doubt many /. readers have had the privlage (punishment) of dealing with PTO on an intimate basis, so it's not surprising the questions aren't terribly insiteful. I may be a little late, but I'll pose a question: What would be a good question?

  17. Re: Alton Brown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean an Ogg Vorbis clip?

    Don't use PATENT-ENCUMBERED software!

  18. Not really surprising by gmcraff · · Score: 4, Informative

    A lot of big organizations, such as corporations, government agencies, etc, and those smaller agencies descended from them, tend to want tight control over the information going out.

    Not knowing anything about this situation in particular, but from my experience I'd say the trouble came about because the answers weren't gone over by their Public Affairs and Legal weenies before he sent them out.

    If they HAD been white-washed by Legal and PA, then something in the answers must have worried someone. Don't forget that anything that comes from someone associated with an organization is assumed "expert opinion" and "official policy" even if the first two statements in the matter directly refute those assumptions.

    Alternatively, someone's boss may have an excessively high cover-my-arse quotient and decided to play it by the safest method: Don't tell 'em nothin', and they won't have anythin' on yeh. We don't have a grand conspiracy here, just ordinary every day middle-management pucker factor.

  19. Shouldn't be surprising... by billbaggins · · Score: 3, Informative
    ...most gov't agencies don't like it when someone who's not a Trained Professional Media Handler talks to the media while mentioning their standing as a gov't employee, Just In Case they say something that three years down the road is proved false or, worse yet, embarrassing. A better way to do it would be to have employees watch their tongues, but blanket policies are the way gov't orgs work, alas...

    (Speaking as a former gov't employee...)

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    1. Re:Shouldn't be surprising... by RGRistroph · · Score: 2

      A better way to do it would be for employers to simply disclaim false statements from a low level employee as just that, false statements from a low level employee. But because we impose no cost on them for being extremist censors and gag-artists, they push the boundaries as far as possible.

      Don't be coddling these management practices. While you are right that some of them wouldn't have been invented if employees used a bit of common sense occasionally in terms of speculating about what they didn't know, spreading rumours, etc, that doesn't mean these practices are detrimental to society and weaken the organization itself in the long run.

      If the management of the European Patent Office is trully acting in good faith, then we should shortly see the interview released after having been looked over by a few people; and we should expect the bureaucrat who made this decision to be willing to answer his own set of questions.

    2. Re:Shouldn't be surprising... by billbaggins · · Score: 1
      Aye indeed, that would be a better way to do it. And a better way for the RIAA to do it would be to offer high-quality downloads for some cost. And a better way for Microsoft to do it would be to open its source, adopt a better pricing scheme and upgrade model. And...

      Just because I can offer some sort of info on Why doesn't mean that I approve. Certainly it doesn't mean that I'm "coddling"...

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  20. could an Anonymous coward by oliverthered · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well could an anonymous coward take the interview instead? since an anonymous coward is not a representitive of a company.

    I'm sure a few answers scattered arround the place wouldn't get noiticed.

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    1. Re:could an Anonymous coward by msgmonkey · · Score: 1

      Yes I can see it now, same questions originally to be answered by patent guy is now answered 5 minutes later by "anonymous cowarf"... 5 minutes after that patent guy is fired.

    2. Re:could an Anonymous coward by $rtbl_this · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Good idea. I'm sure the moderators will have no trouble telling the difference between this *ahem* anonymous coward and a sufficiently clever troll. :)

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    3. Re:could an Anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually you can tell when the bozon force field detector starts going off the scale.

    4. Re:could an Anonymous coward by DrVxD · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      > clever troll
      Isn't that an oxymoron?

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    5. Re:could an Anonymous coward by Fizyx · · Score: 0

      That should have been 'insightful', not 'funny'. IIRC, one of the reasons for having ACs in the first place was to allow insiders to say their piece.

    6. Re:could an Anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well could an anonymous coward take the interview instead? since an anonymous coward is not a representitive of a company.

      Hi all,

      It's Anon Y. Mouscoward here. (My name is from the province of Niyusistad, BTW).

      Here are my answers:

      1. Yes
      2. No
      3. Yes
      4. Yes
      5. Every Tuesday
      6. No
      7. Yes
      8. Dental Floss
      9. No
      10. Larger coils

      Thank You.

    7. Re:could an Anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that it wont have credibility if it comes from an AC.

      We all know that the patent system is completely messed up. Is there anything new there? No.

      So an AC saying it won't have any effect. It may even get modded down to Redundant or Troll or something.

      Now if a person working _at_ the patent office were to say it .. then it would have some credibility (the patent office having credibility ..ha!).

      Also, the AC has to be careful not to cite specific things that are only known internally because that would cast light on him.

    8. Re:could an Anonymous coward by Sloppy · · Score: 2
      The problem with that, is that ACs have no credibility. They are good for introducing ideas and pointing things out that must then be fact-checked but they can't be authorities on the facts themselves.

      AC can say, "I work at the patent office, and we shred puppies here every day," but I won't believe it. But then maybe I'll check to see if there are lots of reports of puppies missing from the area around their office.

      Looking at the questions asked for the interview, I don't think an AC approach would help much.

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    9. Re:could an Anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this troll down

  21. skeletons anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess John's employer has something to be ashamed of, and wants to keep it under wrap...

  22. A free world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This does not sound like a free world to me. Not at all. Too bad the goverments are too caught up in popularity contests and corruption to activly stand on the "little" mans side.

  23. the questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They all seemed very US Europe has a reasonably different patent system (you can't patent tieing a bow in you hair and crap like that)

  24. What were the questions? by cpuffer_hammer · · Score: 2

    Well lets have a look at the questions.

    1. Re:What were the questions? by *xpenguin* · · Score: 1

      Use the "search" feature of slashdot.

  25. More power to Alton! by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for the QA session. I want to ask him why he hasn't been on Iron Chef yet, and if he thinks he has a good chance against those guys?

    PS: I am glad that Alton does not teach us how to cook hot-dogs with an electrical plug and two forks.

    1. Re:More power to Alton! by RocketJeff · · Score: 1
      I want to ask him why he hasn't been on Iron Chef yet

      Simple, they (the Japanese) canceled Iron Chef quite a while ago. Can't be on it if they aren't making any more.

      Also, they never did have very many non-Japanese chefs (which makes sense since it was a Japanese show).

    2. Re:More power to Alton! by autechre · · Score: 4, Interesting


      He probably hasn't been on Iron Chef because the show hasn't been filmed for years; it's just that it's slowly making its way over here. Most anime takes 2 years to get here, and the dubbing on Iron Chef is (generally) higher quality (not that I think need it at all, but...)

      He has said in an interview that he doesn't consider himself a chef, and holds master chefs in high regard as artists, but is annoyed that they publish cookbooks, because "ordinary" people will never be able to duplicate their efforts. He likens it to Picasso publishing a "Paint like Picasso" book. Check out www.goodeatsfanpage.com for that interview, as well as transcripts to every show, and all sorts of good stuff.

      What I'd really like to ask Alton is how much control he has over the recipes that appear on foodtv.com. His herb spread recipe from "Good Milk Gone Bad" seems to have been altered quite a bit, and in fact, the spices he used are listed as an alternative! Also, two of the recipes from "Deep Purple" (eggplant) seem to have suffered similar fates. In the episode, he made a big deal about combining all the other ingredients for baba ghannouj first, and then adding the parsley last, because, "You don't want to pulverise that parsely" (or it will turn bitter). But the foodtv recipe listing just tosses it all in at once. It also shortenes the draining time (for removing bitter alkaloids) from 30 minutes to 10 minutes. And though it's nice that they doubled the Eggplant Pasta recipe to serve more people, they seem to have quadrupled the olive oil, tomatoes, and basil; and again, the prep time is reduced (purging time given in the show was 15 minutes + 1-3 hours; here, it's 30 minutes). As picky as AB is about methods, I find this very strange.

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    3. Re:More power to Alton! by Mikemenn · · Score: 1

      > What I'd really like to ask Alton is how much > control he has over the recipes that appear on > foodtv.com. Actually, I think the recipes come from him. I think he submits them long before he actually starts taping the episode. Then as they are taping and other people read the script, crew who try the recipes, his own chefs start work on it, they change things. So, the episode recipe can (and has been) different than what's on foodtv.com. That's why I began (but haven't always) created a recipe from the show. You can find links to those pages in the Episode Index section for each season. Mikemenn http://www.GoodEatsFanPage.com

    4. Re:More power to Alton! by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I have always wondered why the fondue recipe on the web site always turns out runny unless I add a couple extra ounces of cheese. Perhaps this is the reason?

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    5. Re:More power to Alton! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD ENTIRE THREAD TO (-1, offtopic)!!!

      I don't understand why it is so hard to pay attention to the fact that this article is about the patent office interview and not some stupid chef!!!

    6. Re:More power to Alton! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why it is so hard to pay attention to the fact that this article is about the patent office interview and not some stupid chef

      First of all, maybe because it was mentioned in the story?

      Second of all, AB isn't stupid - he's brilliant.. if you watched his show, you'd see that.

  26. Alternate story idea by El_Smack · · Score: 4, Funny


    Instead of a "Peek Into European Patent Examining " story, how about a "Peek Into European Panty Examining" story? I would love to find out who "Inspector 12" is.

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    1. Re:Alternate story idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of a "Peek Into European Patent Examining " story, how about a "Peek Into European Panty Examining" story? I would love to find out who "Inspector 12" is.

      Forget it. #12 is ugly fat and hairy, just like you.

  27. It's not as bad as it looks.. by ltning · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm also working at the EPO, as an external contractor. It is interesting to see that he has been forced to pull his interview, but there may be some good reasons for this. And probably none of them has anything to do with the questions per se.
    Imagine you working for a huuuuge company, say IBM, Microsoft, WorldCom ;) or any other company getting lots of media coverage. Imagine you, as 'just another worker' would start answering questions from the press and so on. No matter how much you would state that you do not represent them or their opinion etc. etc., try thinking how easy it is for a newspaper, website, radio station, etc. to simply edit those statements away.. Not only would you risk ending up having your statements treated as if they were 'authoritative', you would, with good reason, piss your boss off.
    One thing is to talk to your friends about the good and bad things happening at your job. An entirely different thing is to publically make statements about it when you really have NO authority to do so. If you are working for someone, you need to be able to trust your employer, AND your employer needs to be able to trust you.
    I could have said a lot of interesting things about how the EPO works, both positive and negative, but I won't do so in a public forum simply because it is not my job!
    If you want answers from the EPO, or any other company or organization, there are usually public relations departments or the like. They are not always too helpful, but that should always be the place to start. And I wouldn't be all too surprised if they would indeed agree to do an interview with the slashdot crowd. After all the EPO takes pride in saying it's an organization of scientists, fundamentally differently organized than the american patent office, and atleast some people in high places do identify with our kind.

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    1. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is everybody "job" to inform the public. and usually the mentioned "public relations departments" dont _answer_ your questions but try to talk around the subject.

    2. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by cHiphead · · Score: 1, Insightful

      oh well that just explains EVERYTHING. anyone else honestly disturbed by the lack or rights we seem to have once we're employed?

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    3. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally governments are considered to have a greater responsibility to communicate with the public than business. Theoretically, at least, the public are the employers of the government. In effect, when a government employee is prohibited from speaking to the public, he is prohibited from speaking to his ultimate boss by a middle manager.

    4. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      See, I don't agree though.

      I understand exactly what you're saying, but I feel it's the responsibility and job of the press to interview the appropriate people for the piece they're trying to put together.

      If a member of the news media approached me and started asking me for some information about my job, I'd assume they had some sort of valid reason to choose me for the interview, as opposed to upper-level management.

      I'd also expect (and even demand) that in the interest of good journalism, they'd properly state my position within the company I worked for. (EG. If they quote me, they don't have to necessarily use my name - but they should at least explain that "One of the employees was quoted as saying....", instead of making it look like I was a mouthpiece for the C.E.O.)

      Nobody being interviewed really has the ability to know, in advance, how their interview will be used. All you get is a really rough outline of the type of piece being published or aired. Therefore, you always place a certain level of trust in the reporter or interviewer to use your comments properly/accurately.

      If this trust breaks down, people quit volunteering to be interviewed.

    5. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Jobe_br · · Score: 1

      You're making far too many assumptions based on views that the media is ethical and moral, versus trying to report in such a way that it increases their revenues.

      What the parent post said was right ... most companies and organizations that are large enough to have a legal dept. would require that anything and everything said by any employee to anyone else, with the possibility of it being publicly displayed, be reviewed by the lawyers.

      Chances are, if Slashdot sent the media relations office an interview request, indicating they would like to interview this particular examiner, and then within the EPO, that examiner's responses were routed through legal, everything would be legit. Doing anything less than this is suicide for large organizations and corporations.

      Cheers.

    6. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One thing is to talk to your friends about the good and bad things happening at your job. An entirely different thing is to publically make statements about it when you really have NO authority to do so.
      I completely disagree with this statement. Are you saying that I have NO authority to make public my own opinions of things? I have absolute authority to speak to whomever I wish about my own opinions....even if they are about my employer. It's like a protected right and stuff, you know in that thing....ummm.....constitution thingy. what do I know? maybe human rights are different in Europe.
    7. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh and btw.. I didn't mean to blindly defend the EPO. It's obviously ridicolous of them to threaten the guy with his job and stuff, especially if the questions/answers are really as uncontroversial as stated in the story.
      However, I have a weird feeling that if he would have asked his superior (if he didn't already, in which case this point is moot), he might have gotten the go-ahead, and it would have been a 'cleaner' approach by him. I did the same when I once submitted an ask-slashdot story about some critical M$ licencing issues (also regarding the EPO) a few weeks back - too bad it never got posted.

    8. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      Of course, you're missing one important point: that such censorship is against the Human Rights of the Employee, regarding his freedom of speech, AND there being a free press.

      YOU are a journalist.

      The fact that you may not be a paid, contracted or hired journalist does not mean that you're not a journalist. Whatever you write, about anything that happens, can be considered journalism, by law; by EU Human Rights Law.

      The EU Patent office is actually breaching this man's right to free speech, AND his right to publish as a journalist.

      IMHO.

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    9. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      One thing is to talk to your friends about the good and bad things happening at your job. An entirely different thing is to publically make statements about it when you really have NO authority to do so.

      I have the authority to talk to anyone I want about whatever I want in my spare time, barring other legal issues (disclosing intellectual property that isn't exclusively mine, for example). The fact that you think someone has to authorize my ability to freely share my opinions is quite disturbing. That anyone can make this kind of statement so freely without even questioning it shows just how bad things have gotten on the free speech front.

      If you are working for someone, you need to be able to trust your employer, AND your employer needs to be able to trust you.

      And today's example shows that this guy's employer didn't trust him. If I trust an employee, I don't care who he talks to, I know he's just going to tell people the truth, not spread a bunch of malicious lies about the company. So I have no reason to fear a trusted employee talking to the press. Unless there's something terribly bad about the truth, and I want to make sure the public doesn't know about it...

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    10. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by osu-neko · · Score: 1
      What the parent post said was right ... most companies and organizations that are large enough to have a legal dept. would require that anything and everything said by any employee to anyone else, with the possibility of it being publicly displayed, be reviewed by the lawyers.

      Any company can request this from it's employees. But something has gone seriously wrong in any society where they can require it. Corporate image trumps free speech? Not in my book...

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    11. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >simply because it is not my job!

      Yes, because I know the only people who can provide me with accurate insightful and potentially critical information on a public organization is the person who's job it is to do damage control.

      Are you people serious? Have we come this far only to create employment in the form of deflecting or managing scrutiny? Doesn't that somewhat defeat the purpose of scrutiny if its your job to be graceful under it?

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    12. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by mandolin · · Score: 2
      I'm also working at the EPO, as an external contractor (...) After all the EPO takes pride in saying it's an organization of scientists, fundamentally differently organized than the american patent office, and atleast some people in high places do identify with our kind.

      Whoah there buddy... hope you didn't just get in hot water for saying that on a public forum..

    13. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by LeftOfCentre · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could post it as a comment to this story? I'd be really interested and I bet others would as well.

    14. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by LeftOfCentre · · Score: 1

      It's not that easy. Freedom of speech isn't absolute anywhere. As an employee of a big company or government anywhere, you can't say anything you like about the company to the press. Well, you could, obviously (unless you signed relevant NDAs), but the company / organization could potentially fire you (subject to local labour laws, etc).

      A European senior official who released the book "The Rotten Heart of Europe" was fired by his boss (the European Commision). The European Court of Justice ruled that the commision did not violate his rights and that it was legal under the employment policy. Ethically, it's another issue...

    15. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      You're right, of course. He's free to publish, and be damned (or rather sacked.)

      :D

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    16. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1

      {/high horse}

      (omitted from original post)

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    17. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by THEbwana · · Score: 1

      Yep - they're supposed to actually care of what the public thinks. Problem is that they dont - they dont need to since the only elected officials within the EU machinery are the members of the european parliament and they are completely powerless compared to the european commission. The european union is turning into an institution of navel-gazing nitwits who are gladly spending its citizens hard earned cash on various pointless projects and policies. Responsible fiscal policy is struck down since this means "harmful competition" to its larger and incredibly inefficient member states. I left the EU for a place that still respects the individual (no - not the US - the US is even worse than the EU) and Im never going back.

    18. Re:It's not as bad as it looks.. by Jobe_br · · Score: 2

      Well, I guess in our society, then, something has gone seriously wrong :)

  28. protest emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can we please please get his employers email address to write protest emails? (specially interesting for citiziens of the European Union, since I guess his employer is funded by OUR taxes and should act in OUR interests!)

    1. Re:protest emails by ltning · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In fact, the EPO has nothing to do with the EU. It's a standalone organization. AFAIK it gets its funding from the member states and from the patent owners, not from the EU as such.

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  29. Alton Brown by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Is this where we submit questions? Or is an editor going to setup a separate article?

    It looks like most of this thread is rants on the cancled responce.

    1. Re: Alton Brown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, he didn't respond to an email with the questions answered

      What the hell are you talking about?

      Since the interview with Alton Brown hasn't been run yet, how the hell could he not respond?

      Way to read the subject line, dude.

    2. Re: Alton Brown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why doesn't /. interview Recipe Troll? I would rather hear from him than Alton Brown.

    3. Re: Alton Brown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try posting the thread in the CORRECT FUCKING ARTICLE you fucking idiots

      *sigh*

      Perhaps you're too stupid to notice, but this is the correct article (pretty funny for someone who calls everyone else 'idiots' to not notice that) because Roblimo mentioned it in the header

      Since the only other 'article' mentioned has been closed for over a month, where, exactly were you expecting people to discuss this?

  30. An alternate person to interview this week by PD · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm volunteering to do the interview this week in lieu of the European patent examiner who unfortunately could not do the interview.

    Go ahead, ask me anything.

    1. Re:An alternate person to interview this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Why does Europe still belive in Facist oppresion of speech?

    2. Re:An alternate person to interview this week by $rtbl_this · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Spit or swallow?

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    3. Re:An alternate person to interview this week by PD · · Score: 1

      Hypothetically speaking of course, spit.

    4. Re:An alternate person to interview this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where in your patent office foyers would one find the framed patents of such notable European inventions as "large vat for containing gruel" or "sodden oxcart for hauling lumps of coal"?

    5. Re:An alternate person to interview this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But practically speaking you swallow?

  31. Big differences between EPO and USPO by pieterh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While the USPO will happily grant patents for software algorithms, the EPO does not do this, and clearly states so in its material, and when questioned. (I've asked the EPO myself.) No, the EPO does not allow such blatant exploitation by twisted business. No... you have to be much more sneaky, describing your algorithm as a 'machine' that just happens to be implemented as software.
    As so often in Europe, we have the same dirt as everywhere else, but it's cloaked in bureaucratic verbage.
    It would have been fun to rip into an EPO spokesman, but it would have to be someone with the authority so actually answer questions such as "How many US firms have already registered software patents while the EPO is refusing these from little European software firms?"
    You can tell I've not much hope for the EPO. They may be scientists, but that does not stop them being fools.

    1. Re:Big differences between EPO and USPO by Hayzeus · · Score: 1
      No, the EPO does not allow such blatant exploitation by twisted business. No... you have to be much more sneaky, describing your algorithm as a 'machine' that just happens to be implemented as software.

      I worked for a US patent law office (way back in the 80s) and this used to be the policy in the United States. I'd be interesting in knowing what precipitated the change. Unless memory fails me, it would have been inconceivable for the USPTO to grant a patent for pure software, let alone a business model.

      Ironically, I'm actually listed as an inventor on a pure software patent (sh*t, I know -- company legal manuever). Does make a nice resume decoration, tho.

  32. I was hoping for... by davie · · Score: 2

    I was hoping for an interview with a Nutritional Anthropologist, but I guess we'll have to settle for Alton.

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    1. Re:I was hoping for... by justruss · · Score: 1

      this is funny, for any mods in the know.

  33. And in further news... by pieterh · · Score: 1, Troll

    The EPO invoked the DCMA to prevent employee J. Savage from exposing the inner workings of the EPO's patent approval process, saying "we consider the EPO's approval process to be a trade secret protected through our jargonising encryption machine (pat.pend), and any public discussion of this process would violate upcoming EuroDCMA legislation."
    Independent sources from said that Sony was working on a new jargon-compliant DRM package - OpenPatentOffice/MG - that would control and monitor all use of patented inventions automatically.

  34. This isn't New World Order, just Gov't SOP by SkipChaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd be suprised if he had been allowed to answer questions. It's just plain old SOP that release of information from government agencies must go through the agencies' procedures. This means that the garbage man isn't able to tell me how he drives the truck and works the trash compactor without a policy statement from the mayor's office saying what to tell me. Is there still a bank secrets law that keeps bankers from saying how much cash reserve they have to maintain, etc? Maybe there's secrecy laws for patent offices? And their probably secret too.

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  35. I expected this, it's a standard employment clause by tiltowait · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "Don't talk to the press without permission" or "divert all media inquiries to the communications office" are boilerplate phrases from most every employee manual.

    It's a control issue, for fear that every statement released will appear to be official company policy (cf. those "my opinions alone" email sigs, or /. headlines "Microsoft says..." that should be "A single Microsoft peon says...", or the recent Saudi pentagon leak, etc. etc.).

    If you think this level of control isn't necessary for communications reps to do their job, why don't you give everyone root access and see what happens. :)

  36. File this.... by BMonger · · Score: 1

    Quick! Somebody file a patent through them that gives you credit for thinking up cancelling slashdot interviews! Then you can tell them that they have to pay you $10,000 to cancel the interview... that'll learn 'em. They'll probably approve the patent anyhow knowing what other patents have been filed in the past...

    No more circular swinging, no more phone dialing music, no more wheel... durn...

    1. Re:File this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not very humorous, so you get no poetic license... therefore I will point out that they would have prior art.

  37. Any recent retiree's? by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Somebody who is recently retired would still have a fresh view, yet not be at risk of being fired (unless they can yank your pension if you make them look bad).

    1. Re:Any recent retiree's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they definitely could yank my company pension, which is about 25% of my total pension. You guys just don't realize what cheap freedom you have been enjoying for such a long time. With the Patriot Act, the DMCA, Ashcroft, Guantanamo etc. you're only being homogenized to european standards.You also tank your gas too cheaply.

  38. 5 minutes after that patent guy is fired. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Europe, you'd get in hell almight shit if you done something like that.

    1. Re:5 minutes after that patent guy is fired. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if he has working for a private company, which he isn't. The goverment isn't really bound be labour laws in Europe. In fact, it isn't really bound by any laws at all...

  39. Then can the questions be submitted to PR? by mekkab · · Score: 2

    The next logical question then is why doesn't slashdot submit the questions using the proper channels?

    This has the two-fold benefit of having "our" questions answered and making them look good. That way I can glide past all the "look at how secretive and curropt the EPO is!" posts...

    Its a litigious(sp?) world we live in, and it would be horrible for a blatantly bad patent application (you know, the kind that get approved in the US everyday?) to take the EPO to court based upon some answer that a guy (who just so happens to be employed by the EPO, therefor acts as their agent) gave, forcing the patent to be granted, and set the precedent for bad patents!

    just becuase we are geeks doesn't mean we can't follow some rules.

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    1. Re:Then can the questions be submitted to PR? by Roblimo · · Score: 2

      This was someone who came forward voluntarily and offered to do the interview. Over 3/4 of our interviews come about this way or as a result of reader suggestions (as long as those suggestions are accompanied by contact info).

      - Robin

    2. Re:Then can the questions be submitted to PR? by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      An employee should know what s/he can say in an interview. That decision making should be left up to the employee. If s/he says something inappropriate, fire them. I cannot believe how employees are treated these days - like retarded wrenches, capable of only turning clockwise or counterclockwise, incapable of being trusted with execising proper judgement.

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    3. Re:Then can the questions be submitted to PR? by Saeger · · Score: 2
      I don't want read an interview processed through a PR machine - I want to hear what a genuine human being has to say.

      Somebody needs to hit the EPO over the head with a cluetrain.

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  40. Question for Alton Brown: Brining poultry by EMIce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mr. Alton Brown,

    I'll be doing an annual turkey fry with a couple buddies before summer's end and the question of brining has come up. What exactly does the brining process do to the bird? What part does the sugar vs. the salt vs. H2O play? I've observed that brined chicken breasts develop a nice brown color and are juicy but would like a more scientific perspective, especially with respect to brining + frying. One concern is that the sugar on the skin may carbonize under the high cooking temperature.

    I plan on brining the turkey for a day, followed by a day of sitting outside the brine, but injected with a buttery mix of herbs and spices. I'm also a little concerned that the effects of brining may be lost if the bird is left outside the brine so long before cooking. A scientific perspective would help me in better approximating the ideal way to go about this. Thanks! I really enjoy and look forward to your shows, the bee puppets in the honey episode were hillarious!

    1. Re:Question for Alton Brown: Brining poultry by justruss · · Score: 1

      Alton did a whole show on brining:

      http://www.goodeatsfanpage.com/SeasonMisc/Turkey Tr anscript.htm

      my recollection is that the salt solution (brine) is higher concentration than the salt/water content of the turkey, and with a nice long soak will eventually get to equilibrium. the other goodies inthe brine (spices, sugar) get carried along with the salt water into the bird (the one time i brined i did not find a big flavor enhancement, but definitely produced a juicier bird).

      after brining you usually pat the bird dry; if you were to keep it out of brine for a day, there should be may not be that much sugar from the brining on the skin. on the other hand, Shirley Corriher recommends basting, not to keep the bird from drying out, but to help crisp the skin. she uses corn syrup. it's the blessed Malliard Reaction (aka some carbonization is good).

      Alton is against injections into meat (i've seen lamb and beef shows that say it's bad), he claims whatever you put in, plus extra, will just come running out this hole you made.

      As for leaving the bird out of the brine, there're two problems; A) keep the temperature out of the danger zone (i.e. below 40degF), and yeah, the water you worked so hard to get into the bird will now be trying to get to equilibrium with dry, cool air.

      russ

    2. Re:Question for Alton Brown: Brining poultry by EMIce · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the info, I'll have to buy his DVD set and watch all the episodes I've missed. I can understand his reservations about injecting for a traditional roast turkey, since it's cooked in an oven over a couple hours. When frying though, I'll be carful to inject only under the skin. The immediate heat of hot oil will then sear the skin, locking in the precious juices. I like the idea of getting the spices getting well into the bird, and that's what I hope the injection will bring. Too often the surface or skin of chicken will have taken on flavorings but not the inside.

      I suppose I should try both methods independently, together, and with a control turkey to be scientific about it. Otherwise it'll be difficult to differentiate the effects of the brine from that of the injection. I'll first try making a brine with bay leaves for spice and see how well that penetrates. I'm still curious what his thoughts are for a fried turkey, I think that method may warrant the injection approach.

  41. Re:Sex kitten on KDE-look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shutup, norman

  42. Analogy.. by d_force · · Score: 1
    Kind of reminds me of the time a guy tried to apply for a patent pertaining to a "unique patent verification process". If approved, the patent organizations would be in violation of said patent, requiring them to pay royalties to the patent owner.

    Personally, I think it was just this guy's unique way of pissing off the patent office when his original patent application was rejected.

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  43. oxymoron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No the point about a troll is that they have to know something. The idea of trolling IMHO is to get convince people that you compleate and utter bolx argument is the truth. I think that trolls are funny and always have them set at +2 in my stats.
    A good troll can make for a good read, and be quite insitefull at times.

  44. He did his own Iron Chef episode by HMV · · Score: 2

    The one with the homemade bacon - Scrap Iron Chef...took on both Iron Chef and Junkyard Wars at once. Clever show!

    1. Re:He did his own Iron Chef episode by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

      I saw that one. I thought it was one of the more lame moments I've seen. Sometimes Alton's humor goes bad. :(

  45. specifics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I doub't anyone would be allowed to talk about a specific case/argument only the general argument.

  46. Question for Alton Brown by geekoid · · Score: 2

    Will you come over to my place and fix dinner for me and my family?

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  47. Alton by geekoid · · Score: 2

    Don't you just want to kick emerill's ass?

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  48. Aww come on! by EMIce · · Score: 2

    Why mod this down? It's not clear if the interview will be posted next week or if questions will be accepted next week. I really wanted this one answered!

  49. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so exactly what do they have to hide? Somehow I doubt this is a case of just idioticus managerus

  50. This is the European way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact that an EU bureaucrat tries to hide/censor something doesn't necessarily mean that he has something to hide. Even normal things that interest no one get censored from time to time. It's really annoying, I know. But as long as most of these people remain conditioned to the French-style govermental culture they'll keep thinking that hiding everything thinkable is good for their institution.

    1. Re:This is the European way by LeftOfCentre · · Score: 1

      The European Patent Office has nothing to do with the EU. It's a separate institution.

  51. Re:You Are Evil!!!! :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God damn it, that was the funniest thing I've read all day.

  52. Re:politics and the Clue Train by TilJ · · Score: 2

    I'd say that his manager needs to read items 1 through 95 of the Clue Train Manifesto. He seems to be under the mistaken assumption that preventing conversations maintains the secrecy of the Guy Behind the Curtain, when in fact all it does is point out that he has no clothes on.

    (Woohoo, a new low in mixed metaphors! *grin*)

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  53. PUBLIC INSTITUTIONS DESERVE PUBLIC SCRUTANY by JohnDenver · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I understand the risks that some sources make pickup statements as an authority. My concern is: Why should the patent office, a PUBLIC institution that grants lucritive temporary monopolies on IDEAS, not be subjected to public scrutany???

    What are the REAL risks? What's the worse that could happen if our friend was allowed to talk freely? Maybe people would lose confidence with current policy!!! Oh no!!!

    The people who silenced this guy should be held liable. He has every right to talk about his experience and role in public policy, without fearing losing his job. This isn't a corporation, and it isn't the military. It's a PUBLIC institution.

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  54. FUKISAN! FUKISAN! by tstoneman · · Score: 1, Funny

    Iron Chef and Good Eats are the only two good shows on the Food Network.

    The dubs on Iron Chef are pretty darn good, but they tend to use the same phrases over and over again. How many times does someone use, "It's sooo luxurious!" in normal conversation? I guess maybe because the judges are dumb actors? Why do they have an actors as food judges? Or politicians or a fortune teller? That bitch is a complete idiot. I would rather see that Jamaican woman on TV that reads tarot cards up there. I hate that "scholar" old dude the most. He is so arrogant, and full of bs it's incredible.

    "I see what you are trying to say when you mixed the foie gras in with the sake. I appreciate the subtle message in the harmonious blending and it truly accentuates the key ingredient."

  55. Re:I expected this, it's a standard employment cla by jacks0n · · Score: 1

    I don't think that allowing human beings to speak to each other about what they do is equivalent in any way to giving people root.

    Having root is equivalent to having power. Speaking is only speaking. Only in a democracy does power accrue to those who speak convincingly. Corperate and Government bureacracies are not democratic.

    Standard-issue boilerplate aside, we are all smart enough to recognize when we are speaking with a corperate mouthpiece, and when we are speaking with an actual human being. Advertizing sounds nothing like a conversation.

    I prefer to hear people, not cleverly crafted almost-lies.

  56. EPO general questions email adress by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    the EPO's site obscure JS contact form for general questions sends mail to infowien@epo.nl.

    We do have general questions, don't we?

    Bye.

  57. Do you think that will help this guy? by Sanity · · Score: 1, Troll

    Oh, so the best way to help this guy is to compound his mistake by bringing forth a barrage of criticism from the public? That will simply confirm their worst fears about someone taking the organization's PR into their own hands, and will almost definitely worsten things for him.

    1. Re:Do you think that will help this guy? by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Yes, and no... They could acually have the insight to appoint a spokesperson for interviews like this. I didn't say that a patent officer should have to reply to these questions, but someone official from the government (this is after all government) could try to talk for the european patent office.
      Besides, I'm European...even I am very interested in such an interview.

  58. Re:politics and the Clue Train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This Clue Train jingoism touting "The end of business as usual" was concocted back in 1999 when everyone thought that the internet would shift the capital assets of the fortune 100 to information/transaction trading/providing (i.e. internet) companies such as yahoo, amazon and commerce one.

  59. Typical, but unimpressive mentality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's exactly this kind of pass-the-buck mentality (i.e. "It's not my job") that often leads to tragedy. It's sad ready. Think about the experiments where research assistents were asked to give people electric shocks *even* when they thought the person might be dead...

  60. Re:politics and the Clue Train by nagora · · Score: 1
    He seems to be under the mistaken assumption that preventing conversations maintains the secrecy of the Guy Behind the Curtain, when in fact all it does is point out that he has no clothes on.

    That would be why he's behind the curtain, then.

    TWW

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  61. Why couldn't they just get a retired EPO guy ? by sohcrates · · Score: 1

    Or perhaps one that was recently fired and might be bitter??? Though it's absolutely true what was said above...there's FIRM policies in government agencies regarding speaking to the media...so i'm frankly not that surprised...though i *am* upset

  62. Re:Big differences? by dpille · · Score: 1

    I used to think that too, but here's what I heard from one of our EPO associates:

    I wrote:
    Our client....may be interested in nationalizing the below PCT application in Europe... Because we understand that the European Patent Office is not receptive to software patents, we are interested in obtaining your advice on whether the referenced PCT application may be successfully prosecuted in Europe, either in its current form or as amended to specifically avoid EPO rejection with respect to its software content. Additionally, if you are aware of any substantively different treatment of software patent applications in the national offices of Germany or the United Kingdom, we would appreciate your thoughts on the matter.

    He replied:
    I do not know from which source you have received your information regarding the problems in prosecution of software patents before the EPO. The desicions of the Boards of Appeal within the last three years clearly demonstrate that the criteria set by the EPO are in line with those made by the USPTO (the harmonization aspect is here very important). It is possible that the prosecution period at the EPO was relatively long in the past for reasons of waiting for principal decisions in this field that were, however, made in the meantime. In Germany (national) we can see more restrictions at the moment but here the situation is also changing. Therfore, filing the application at the EPO or in UK or Germany will make no difference from our present knowledge.

    Anyway, unless there's something I misunderstand, the frequent EP anti-software-patent comments on /. are way off.

  63. Re:politics and the Clue Train by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 1

    I last saw the Cluetrain Manifesto in the $1 book bin, with a pile of other "make money on dotcoms" books, at a book remainder dealer in a dying shopping mall.

  64. Copying Recipes by hondo77 · · Score: 1

    Just in case we're doing questions...

    Alton, great book. However, why would a chef who copies recipes out of books produce a book where the hardware/software parts of the recipes are in dark green (not a friendly copier color)?

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  65. Ugly. But there're even worse things. Let's fix it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not a regular /. user but this time I've read some posts, and would like to answer some together.

    I can understand organizations not wanting employees talking to the press, and I can undand anger at this form of censorship. I'm upset the interview couldn't be answered even though the questions weren't so absolutely great.

    I believe the EPO is up to worse things than that, though. There is no democratic control on it . Please read

    English/German European Patent Office: High Above Legality

    Catalan A can Ribot malcrien el porc

    There was a nice statement from the workers union, but it's no longer online (sounds familiar?)
    It was at

    http://www.usoeb.org/Suepo/kontrol.htm

    Does anybody have a cached copy?

    Anyway. There are more productive things to do than complaining in Slashdot or email bombing the EPO.

    There are a lot of organisations fighting to stop the patent system from running even more insane than it is, and there's lot of info around.

    Please think of spending some time helping these people before it's too late, instead of using slashdot, watching TV or hacking. Every bit of help is useful. You can inform yourself and talk to politicians or have your company press your government (but please do your homework first and make an informed opinion before facing people whose income and career depends on making it seem there is no problem). If you don't want to do that, you can translate text, offer technical help, gather data, produce art work, research or summarize facts, publish articles, place links in your website, etc. (even contribute money).

    No fight is lost until it ends, there is a lot of work to be done, but we are many and they are few.
    If everybody learns and teaches a little, and spends time on useful tasks, we'll have the patent system reformed.

    This winter will be decisive in Europe, as the
    software patentability directive will be in the European Parliament and Council. Please read

    CEC & BSA 2002-02-20: proposal to make all useful ideas patentable


    For those in the US, beside altruistically helping
    Europeans, you can also try to be heard by the Department of Justice and Federal Trade Comission, who are holding a debate on competition law and intellectual property. Please take your time to learn and think about the issues, so that your contribution is both solid and useful. See:


    Competition and IP law and policy in the knowledge
    based economy

    For those in Japan, I don't know, but I believe the patent system has also recently lost bearings and political pressure would be needed. For those elsewhere I don't know, check for yourselves or help us so that this disease does not expand to where you are.

    You'll find more links to information sources (a bit Europe centric) at
    this slide

    Ah!. And for those thinking the EPO is better than the USPTO, see
    European Software Patent Horror Gallery

  66. Europeans have known this for ages by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    The EU likes to pretend that it's an oh so noble institution, whereas the US is run by mobsters. Well, most Europeans are fully aware that the EU and the European Parliament are staffed by some of the laziest, overly bureaucratic morons and crooks that this planet has ever seen.

    Infact, the politicians behind the EU are somewhat like Nazis. They were NOT ELECTED BY THE PUBLIC, and have just taken power by blinding the governments of member states with nonsense about 'improved trade' and 'less economic barriers'.

    Countries that are in the EU are forced to take on the laws as the EU dictates. Britain has a say in what laws it wants to take, but if the other states vote against it.. then 60,000,000 British citizens will be subject to a law that even their government opposes!

    The EU parliament are nothing but Nazis in liberal clothing.

    1. Re:Europeans have known this for ages by Letch · · Score: 1

      >NOT ELECTED BY THE PUBLIC

      Yes they are. Havent you heard of a MEP Before?

      (Member of European Parliment. Britians elected representatives are called MP's: Members of Parliment.)

    2. Re:Europeans have known this for ages by wackybrit · · Score: 2

      I wasn't specifically talking about MEPs, who are elected by the public. I'm talking about the thousands of higher level bureaucrats who run the whole EU game.

      Either way, saying that the public votes for MEPs is only half right. The public knows NOTHING about MEPs, and AFAIR the turnout for the European Council Elections was lower than 30%!

      Well, gee, let's hold an election on matters of biochemistry and see if the public will understand WTF it's all about without being briefed. The average voter knows nothing about MEPs, simply because they're told nothing about it.

      My point remains. The EU is taking over Europe by stealth, whether that's a good thing or not.

    3. Re:Europeans have known this for ages by LeftOfCentre · · Score: 2, Informative

      You don't seem very up-to-speed on the EU legal process. It's the council which has to pass laws, always, and it's made up of the government ministers from the member states.

    4. Re:Europeans have known this for ages by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With one difference; the nazis were elected.

    5. Re:Europeans have known this for ages by Letch · · Score: 1

      Why blame the EU for voter apathy? Its not there fault. Its the voters fault. They could go and find out info about there MEP's if they wanted.

  67. First question by heikkile · · Score: 2
    The first question is who told him not to answer these questions?
    The second question is why?
    The third question is whom should we direct these valid questions to?
    The fourth question is what excuse do the proper authorities have for not answering public questions?
    The fifth question is which question was it that trigered all this mess?
    The sixth question is what *are* they hiding?
    The seventh question is whose interests really matter

    The final question is how many newspapers, websites, etc. we can get to comment on this way of refusing the public to learn what is going on.

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    In Murphy We Turst

  68. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus have the mods lost the plot or what...

    I got a funny for mentioning that the WWF and WWF
    are now the WWF and WWE

    and now someone gets an overrated for a great comment.

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  70. Re:You Are Evil!!!! :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your search - Monitaianism - did not match any documents.
    No pages were found containing "monitaianism".
    -Google
    I'm so disappointed.

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  73. SO DOES YOUR SPELLING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scrutiny.

  74. No, it is not. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Get a real job before saying such nonsense.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  75. What is your job description? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Is it Meistergeek of the NT and UNIX department? Good, go to your cave and carry on making your IT concoctions.

    There are many valid reason why any big organization needs to handle media relations in an organized manner. Most probably this guy may be able to give an interview even to ./ as long as he asks permission first and he explains to the relevant person the nature of the interview.

    Think liabilty here, big organizations have to be extremely careful about what and who says what.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  76. No he/sge should not. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Scrutiny does not mean allowing any Joe Employee to say whatever it wants about the organization. There are many channels to scrutinize such an organization, interviews with unathorized employees of the organization is one of the worst I can think of (unless he/she is blowing the whistle about some improperty, which clearly was not the case here).

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  77. Do any people here have gainful employment? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It would not seem so.

    In todays litigious society, where you are sued or at least criticized for the smallest of slips, where journalists are scavenging for every single bit of news to check where somebody is contradicting himself, why so many people wonder why is that organizations of any kind require to organize the way they talk to the public at large?

    Common people, those of you that are actually employed know quite well why this is necessary (I did not say desirable). Any one here complaining that has actually held a job knows that you can't go and talk about what your employer do without clearance. Deal with it properly and grow up.

    Scrutiny does not have anything to do here: ask the same questions to the relevant person in the same organization and lets see what happens. If they refuse to answer then you may have a point about the organization attempting to elude scrutiny.

    To those of you complaining without ever having had a job or the responsibility of working for a complex organization: get some life experience before pontificating. Or are you trolling?

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  78. Use a throwaway account. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    That way you post at +1.

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  80. Focus on the purpose of Scrutiny not the semantics by JohnDenver · · Score: 2

    Scrutiny DOES mean allowing any Joe Employee to say whatever he wants (minus libel) about the organization without having it going through channels who's sole purpose is to censor and omit corruption and incompetence.

    Doing otherwise only makes it more difficult for the rest of us to detect corruption, incompetence in a public institution whose purpose is to promote the advancement of technology by providing an incentive, not act as the corrupt wing of government who lines the pockets of IP attorneys and other patent cartels.

    I don't know about you, but I don't trust corrupt beaurcrats as much as I trust as WorldCom/Enron executive.

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    "Communism is like having one [local] phone company " - Lenny Bruce
  81. Re:FUKISAN! FUKISAN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That guy's awesome.

    I remember one time he said something like "It's like there's a Proletariat workers' class of taste rebelling against stern factory owners who..." and it just went on like that for nigh on five minutes... It was a quote on par with "I haven't seen bloodline's THIS murky since the house of Plantaginate." on monday night football and "Some muthafucka's always tryin' to iceskate uphill." from Blade.

  82. Forget it.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Institutions and companies of all kinds have legal responsibilities, they can't allow people that do not speak officially in they behalf to say whatever they want regarding the innerworkings of the entity.

    There are proper channels to scrutinize public institutions, and whistleblowers can always use anonymity to open the Pandora box when needed.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.