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Sandia Labs Creates "Sim-Terrorist Attack"

linuxwrangler writes "This article in the San Francisco chronicle describes the new "Weapons of Mass Destruction Decision Analysis Center" software created at Sandia labs. Work started on the software, modeled after the popular Sim* series of games, well before 9/11. It is designed to simulate a "war room" atmosphere and looks like a cool way to put geek toys to practical use. Now if I could just download the tarball...." Be sure to examine the picture of it running on their CAVE like system.

158 comments

  1. tar ball? by jellybear · · Score: 1

    why a tar ball? why not a self installing exe?

    1. Re:tar ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like Windows, at least from the pictures...

    2. Re:tar ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got it all backwards. Lunix is for the gays.

    3. Re:tar ball? by elixx · · Score: 0

      Why, to play with the source!

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    4. Re:tar ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope, windows is for gays. stay away from /. !!!!

    5. Re:tar ball? by bmetzler · · Score: 1
      why a tar ball? why not a self installing exe?

      Wine is slow. It's much preferable to compile the source myself using the optimizations I created for my self-designed Pentium XII+++++ killer.

      -Brent
    6. Re:tar ball? by SyFryer · · Score: 1

      Self installing exe available only to MS Outlook users.

    7. Re:tar ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And linux uses something I cough up after a pack of cigarettes. "Linux. As useless now as it ever will be." "Linux. We don't want you as a user." "Linux. If you can't write your own OS you can't use ours."

    8. Re:tar ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up: +5 Best Post

    9. Re:tar ball? by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      If you believed everything you read on /., you'd know that Macs are for gays.

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    10. Re:tar ball? by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      I that that makes you a terrorist.

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    11. Re:tar ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Linux sucks and it's far too difficuly to design a one size fits most installer for it.

    12. Re:tar ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your surveying and monitoring the damage
      done by a terrorist attack, it would be kind of
      inconvient for Windows to suddenly crash on you,
      possibly if the game were real resulting in the
      deaths of people that could've been saved, hence
      they use Linux.

  2. Did they not see "Wargames"?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have these "scientists" learned nothing from the esteemed Dr. Falken?!?!

    1. Re:Did they not see "Wargames"?!?! by SourKAT · · Score: 0

      Omigod! Dr. Strangelove is Alive!

    2. Re:Did they not see "Wargames"?!?! by MxTxL · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?

    3. Re:Did they not see "Wargames"?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      How about tic-tac-toe?

    4. Re:Did they not see "Wargames"?!?! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2
      Have these "scientists" learned nothing from the esteemed Dr. Falken?!?!

      Well,
      They got better chairs !

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  3. I missed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But i was playing Castlevania so it was all worth it!

  4. CAVE-like? not... by jabbo · · Score: 5, Informative

    That thing looks nothing like a CAVE. I worked at the Cornell Theory Center and my group used our CAVE a lot... it is ideal to cover 3 angles (via 3 walls and projection) for immersion, and a CAVE is typically used for more immersive visualizations than spreading out information ala' their display.

    Theirs is more like a movie screen.

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  5. Oh Great... by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 3, Funny


    I'm glad to know that our elected officials will be prepared to deal with the threat of large monsters destroying our cities...

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    1. Re:Oh Great... by Raiford · · Score: 1
      give me the "no win senario". Simulated global bioterrorism, tactical and strategic nuke defense while trying to divert an asteroid on a collision path with earth ...

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  6. Shall we play a game? by Neillparatzo · · Score: 1

    Let's hope the simulation doesn't go haywire and start to distribute real anthrax samples!

    1. Re:Shall we play a game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      was that supposed to be funny? shut the fuck up moron

    2. Re:Shall we play a game? by Mastos · · Score: 1

      Actually it was a reference to one of the greatest movies of all time, Wargames
      and probably wasn't meant to trivialize terrorism in any way.

    3. Re:Shall we play a game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am your trolling god, and I acknowledge this as not being stupid at all, or worthy of a troll; and above all else, quite witty. Please shut the fuck up and watch some classic movies.. You are an embarassment to the trolling community.

      Thank you,
      -The English Troll

  7. Re:I wonder... by doublesix · · Score: 1

    What about funky furniture sets for your terrorist attack? That'd be good too.

  8. Cool Toys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I don't see any cool toys in the pictures.

    It looks a lot more like non-technical people spending government money and trying to come up with something to show for it. And not doing a very good job...

    1. Re:Cool Toys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not, but a command prompt is none-too pretty either. I'd much prefer time spent on accuracy over beauty in things such as models.

      Seems like the system is also a bit more like a simlulation OS with their mention of reconfigurability.

      Wish it was rear projectioned as well, large screens are great for presentations but with a small group, it'd be great to pump up the resolution, be able to visualize data at the same time and simply walk around the data instead of being logged down with mouse clicks and forced to sit behind the projectors... but it's just a model, nothing to be used in real-time ;)

    2. Re:Cool Toys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank You!
      Score:5, Insightful

  9. geek toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "looks like a cool way to put geek toys to practical use"

    Geek toys are never of practical use. That's the whole point of them.

    1. Re:geek toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This doesnt earn a 5?

  10. Is it just me... by Gudlyf · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...or does the notion of playing a game of simulating a terrorist attack seem sick? The original poster mentions their want of the simulation "game" that was created, but I mean, c'mon.

    Then again, there have been plenty of nuclear war sim-type games released throughout the years, so why would this be any different.

    Damn...I just flamed myself.

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by teraph · · Score: 1

      does the notion of playing a game of simulating a terrorist attack seem sick?

      Sick? How about "necessary". What's surprising to me is that it's so new. We should have been simulating terrorist attacks for years. I'm sure there are military programs that have thought about it, but I don't know how much has actually been done.

    2. Re:Is it just me... by Gudlyf · · Score: 1

      I meant playing as a game at home, like the original poster commented on.

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    3. Re:Is it just me... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 2

      We just have to be careful that the computer knows the difference between the game simulation and the real weapons. We should start it off slow with an easy game like tic-tac-toe. We should also make sure that the launch codes can be hacked one character at a time should the computer decide to take control.

      -B

    4. Re:Is it just me... by dukerobillard · · Score: 1

      They mean "game" as in "game theory," not
      as in in "game store."

    5. Re:Is it just me... by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      or does the notion of playing a game of simulating a terrorist attack seem sick?

      Game is just the term used to describe a simulated situation in which all variables are free to move within constraints and the outcomes, combinations and emergent properties aren't scripted or known in advance. There branch of math for studying systems like this is called game theory.

      It's not a "game" in that it's played for fun, although it has characteristics in common with games that are played for fun. After all, something like this is really just chess on a grand scale.

  11. Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just go up to the menu and turn disasters off.

    1. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Afrosheen · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      From the photograph it looks like they're using win2k. Probably really easy to get rid of the attacks, just run the sim for more than 12 hours straight without a reboot. Boom, no terrorists, just a BSOD>

    2. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by SlugLord · · Score: 1

      so can i put it to "african swallow" speed and have the recession end when I get out of college?

    3. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure you turn disasters off before you change the speed. Otherwise there won't be much left when you're out of college. :)

    4. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, the Slashdot FUD again. Win2K is as stable as Linux (up to my error margin).

    5. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, my Win2k intranet server has been running for 12 months and is still just as fast as when I booted it up. Perhaps it's Linux you're thinking of with all the filesystem and memory corruption?

    6. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      Honestly,, i think MS-DOS could reliably run most intranet servers,, if you really wanna put them to the test,,, take 2 identical systems, win2k on one, linux on the other, and have them both slashdotted :), we'll see who the winner is then (if either survives :D)

      Reece,

    7. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      They think its also win2k, like guys bought couple of PC's and installed Sims on it :D

      win as client...

    8. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont forget to auto budget with sensible values, or all that speed will be wated. Wasted!

    9. Re:Getting ride of terrorists attacks is easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windwos is a more stable desktop than Linux.

  12. Bathroom time and Quake by T-Kir · · Score: 3, Funny

    modeled after the popular Sim* series of games

    Sim City: Do they include the scenario when the aliens visit?

    The Sims: So will it take them 15 minutes to go to the bathroom, and set fire to the simulation room centre when trying to cook a snack?

    I thought it was funny enough when games were used for real life scenarios. Esp. the designers of a major building, creating a virtual version in the Quake engine... and then prospective clients/investors took a virtual tour and promptly died when trying to use an evelvator (falling down the lift shaft didn't help either).

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    1. Re:Bathroom time and Quake by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 2

      I think they wanted to go with Sims model so they can use that cheat that gives you a ton of money. I forget the amount, its been to long.

    2. Re:Bathroom time and Quake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it was funds or something, but after you use the cheat too many times monsters come and wreck shit. huh?

  13. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by thewheeze · · Score: 1

    Just a couple of questions.

    1. Why did you post this all as an a c?

    2. why did you post this?

    3. Where's my tin-foil hat

  14. crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone heard the Penny Arcade theme song? it kicks your ass and fucks your mom, all while getting drunk on monkey piss.

    yup, its that great.

  15. Sandia's doomed... by Aquatic · · Score: 1

    ...just check out the Aeron chairs. They'll be bankrupt in a month.

    1. Re:Sandia's doomed... by big_oaf · · Score: 1

      Yes Aeron chairs are expensive ($600-800 USD), but if I'm going to be sitting for 10 hours a day, I wouldn't have anything else under my butt. (I do , so I don't.)

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  16. Gee... by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    ...software run on Windows... people use giant projection screens filled mostly with empty space in dialog boxes yet don't have their own monitors, and sit in Aeron chairs... photos show infamous "text projected on a face" effect except that it's real this time, someone actually got a face in front of a projector, blocking it from all others...

    Why does it all look like a PR stunt, dotcom style, or something from a low-budget TV series?

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    1. Re:Gee... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three widescreen monitors $15,000
      Modified SIMS addon: $15,000,000
      Digital woman a la AOL TV Advert: priceless

      I'm sure someone is going to wait for windows to boot and load the sims whilst anthrax / small pox rampages through their city just so as they can see what to do.

  17. Do they take into account... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the slashdot effect as a viable effect?
    I wanted to see the site...and lookie there, its gone. Fear the slashdot.

  18. Terrorism in schools by SourKAT · · Score: 0

    This would undoubtedly lead to more violence in schools. They should put an NC-17 rating for this kind of games and enforce them.

  19. Your Tax Dollars At Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they bought them at auction from MyLawnmowerPortal.Net?

  20. Only if- by Mu*puppy · · Score: 1
    -the program includes a 'Dr. Strangelove Scenario,' with clips...

    'Don't be so open-minded that your brain falls out.'

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    1. Re:Only if- by TyZone · · Score: 1
      Oh, yes...

      I want to see the Slim Pickins clip!

      "Yeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!"

      >FOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!<

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  21. Aeron Chairs?! by guttentag · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What are thousand-dollar Aeron chairs, which the dot coms were criticized for wasting money on, doing at a government lab?

    1. Re:Aeron Chairs?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well... after failed dot com's had their assets seized the chaire are not availiable for an amazing low price of 650 on ebay. .... on a side note the are rather comfortable

    2. Re:Aeron Chairs?! by beer_maker · · Score: 4, Informative
      I work across the street, at Lawrence Livermore National Lab, and the answer is simple: They have the high tech ergonomic chairs to prevent RSI. It's one of the coolest features of working here that they will go to almost any length to accommodate a ergomonic need (not want, but need.)

      Waste of money, you say? Actually, given the cost of the security clearances (up to $100K) it's insanely cost-effective to spend money on keeping their people well. They don't buy these chairs because the chair is comfortable, they buy the chair because it is designed to let you work without hurting yourself, which seems to involve a high level of comfort.

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    3. Re:Aeron Chairs?! by Sc00ter · · Score: 2
      Perhaps they got them on ebay from a failed dot com for way cheap..

    4. Re:Aeron Chairs?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      --so you won't HURT YOURSELF sitting on your can in a climate controlled room?!? Are yopu effin kidding?

      I am totally convinced now the chinese are gonna kick our collective asses six ways from sunday. I'm a middle aged blue collar worker, have been a worker like that since I was 9 years old. If you pansies need 1000$ chairs paid for with my tax money to keep from getting hurt, you're the biggest buncha pampered over priced wussies on the planet. The chinkeroonies got guys just as smart, they are coming on REAL STRONG NOW, and guarranteed they don't need one grand a pop chairs just to type crap. You guys need someone to come over and make you all get real jobs outside in the heat and cold once in awhile, one week a month minimum, then go back and notice 50$ chairs are "comfortable enough" to work in. Ain't a one of you masterminds stopped one freeking plane from crashing into one building, did you? Getting paid to play video games? Huh? How many more trillions will you government workers get before you produce at least a nickle on the dollar actual results? granted, some groovy stuff you've done, but get real, this is carrying tax ripoffisms into the 1500$ hammer scenario, enoughs enough, our economy is going into the crapper, do your freeking part and just say "no" to this sort of government fraud and abuse! No shame, you just don't care, ho hum, "repetive stress injury"? what sorta crap is that? Try humping bricks or lumber all day, try running a chainsaw day in and day out. $^&*())ing buncha little mommas boys! insert whiny voice "ohh, theymour, my buns get all tired sitting on the 50$ chair, think I'll put in for disability!" When you government guys gonna learn it AIN'T YOUR MONEY ? You now got at least one guy gonna get on the horn to his senator and rep to cut your funding, you and the jerks across the street in this article. cut it, and bigtime. 1,000$ chairs, huh? yep, some pols I know gonna get an earful on that noise. I'm bookmarking this, too. You "need" a thousand buck chair, sheesh. Sorry, national defense needs people a little less "thenthitive" than ya'all pampered poodles. The 90's are over, dig? Get with the program..Smart and TOUGH can actually "go together" it's what built our country, not arrogant woosies mincing and prancing around playing video games on someone else's dime.

    5. Re:Aeron Chairs?! by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Do you have a clue about... How much that screen setup costs or who those people might be? They aren't playing Sims or Simcity btw :))

      Sandia, gee.

    6. Re:Aeron Chairs?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm Asian, I use an Aeron. Beautiful Herman Miller chairs.

    7. Re:Aeron Chairs?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      '... who those people might be?'

      They are people who are using my tax dollars to be
      way more comfortable than I am.

    8. Re:Aeron Chairs?! by Mr+Guy · · Score: 2

      No you aren't. Americans put the dollar signs before the amount, $1000 chairs.

  22. Wow... by T3kno · · Score: 4, Funny

    That text is really sharp. It's amazing how the pale whiteness of her skin makes for a really good projection surface.

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    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Her skin isn't pale. I think she would be classified as an "untouchable" in india.

    2. Re:Wow... by LobsterMagnet · · Score: 1

      are you dumb, or just dumb?

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    3. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the logic behind my new Geekskin projector screen.

  23. The Essence of Wargames by Mittermeyer · · Score: 2

    Keep in mind that the value of such a simulation is NOT to play the game but to experience the decision-making cycle and understand the process of what comes at civic leaders with a potential pandemic on their hands.

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    1. Re:The Essence of Wargames by geekoid · · Score: 2

      you mean:
      Keep in mind that the value of such a simulation is NOT to play the game but to experience the decision-making cycle and understand the process of what comes at civic leaders with a potential pandemic on their hands, while sitting on 1000 dollar chairs.

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  24. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever marked this offtopic has obviously never even played "The Sims".

  25. MOD PARENT DOWN -1 WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lunix is for the gays.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN -1 WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWF - Freakin Windows Faggot (read: too dumb to use anything but windows)

    2. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN -1 WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have to admit that you are all gay u fags. you should just make up and do eachother in the ass

  26. Released to public? by exhilaration · · Score: 1
    You guys think they'll release this software to the public? Or is someone (probably someone in Congress) going to make the argument that "we'd be giving too much information to the enemy"?

    Oh well, since no one else has said it: THEY SHOULD OPEN-SOURCE THE PROJECT!!!!!

    :)

  27. All I want to know is ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Does it cover the "small nuclear device over the Yellowstone super-volcano caldera" scenario?

    Just wonder if anyone's considered that one.

    Posting as AC so I don't get credit for it.

  28. Pffft. by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1

    Sandia Labs forget about their flashy crap while we real megalomaniacs play World Dictator with some other nifty game that involves WarGames like scenes. Rawr!

  29. How long... by I+Love+this+Company! · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...before Maxis releases this as another cheesy $30 expansion pack for The Sims?

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    1. Re:How long... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... before Maxis sue them for infringing their SimEverythingYouCanThinkOf trademark?

  30. Bah by GrumpyYoYoHead · · Score: 1

    Sim my ass! There's no "war room" like my seventh grade arts class. That's what people should be worried about.

  31. Addon packs by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

    I wonder what addon packs it would have?

    Sim Terrorism(R): Nuclear Winter anyone?

  32. Hasn't this been out for a while? by SoCalChris · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought Microsoft published this a while ago.

  33. Osama reproducing by borgasm · · Score: 1

    What I want to see is Osama getting it on with the attractive female maid.

    I wonder what their child would look like. You may have to construct a cave attached to the house.

  34. Looks like Windows... by unsinged+int · · Score: 3, Funny

    "You have chosen to distribute medication to halt the spread of the bioterror weapon. Windows must reboot to continue saving the world. Please wait."

    1. Re:Looks like Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What'yah mean Linux doesn't have the drivers to run "Distribute Medication"!

  35. Wargames by dr_canak · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Shall we play a game"

  36. Save our money please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can save us all a bit of money by coding a freeware replacement for their programs... Here's the output from the beta program in action...

    $ What happens when a nuclear device is used upon a city?

    --> Many people die.

    $ How do we prevent people from dying in a nuclear attack?

    --> Delete all memory of hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians dying in multiple nuclear attacks, then build forty thousand nuclear weapons at a cost in the hundreds of billions of dollars, then threaten to use them against any nation, peoples, race, organization, or other human population that you determine are unfit to live.

    Clearly there's no more fine tuning to be done, so expect the tarball on freshmeat tonight.

    1. Re:Save our money please... by SimCash · · Score: 1
      Yup.

      I see San Fran with its own Mutual Assured Destruction arsenal.

      What? Oh, they already have one.

  37. Flaws in this System by Mirell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since they term the system: Weapons of Mass Destruction Decision Analysis Center, then obviously it deals from simple plagues to tactical nukes, no? The article mentions about a possible nuclear holocaust. They plan to distribute this to various public agencies. The only problem that I have with this is the fact 1) This has already been done by the military, playing "war games" of such where you have a group of military/civilian high-ranking officials, being presented with a situation, having a narrator provide more details and sparse messages that manage to get through.

    The problem with allowing non-military public officials to use this software to possibly prepare for various "Attacks" of sort, is the issue of possible other means that could arrive from the military, since they are kept classified. Intelligence gathering and analyzing most probably does not play an issue in this situation. This is for the "anthrax attacks". And if it was a bioweapon to cause that many people to die, you would also have to deal with such things as A-4 Skyhawks with 80 rounds of Zeni missiles patroling the area, the National Guard mobilized, ports closed, airports closed, phone lines shifted for emergency use only, et cetera. I fail to see how this program could easily deal with the large amount of variables for a seemingly "attack upon the nation", without all the information for each and every military post, equipment, flight patterns, tours of duties, et cetera.

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  38. Typical Disaster Prep Software by e2d2 · · Score: 2

    This is just another Disaster type of Preparedness/Emergency Management (DP/EM) software. I had the chance to see similiar software used by large government installations/institutions. This particular one was purchased by Camp LeJeune developed by Applied Ordanance Technology. The typical scenario use was either for prepardness, running simulations of disasters (everything from terror attacks to floods), or for Emergency Management where emergency professionals would use the software on site at an emergency location to help plan their efforts. Usually all of this was tied into GIS/Mapping software compiled with all kinds of information. You could program the software to raise the water levels by X feet in one area, or map out affected areas depending on a WMD you specify, weather, social events, population, season, etc. It would even allow you to get all the way down into the nitty gritty getting detailed architectural plans of any building you specify. This is great for emergency personel who need to know what type of materials are stored in a building at a location before they enter.

  39. video games by SlugLord · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sure I guess video games are useful for combatting terrorism, but I think minimizing saber-rattling would work a little better. George W Bush: TR said "speak softly and carry a big stick" not "run around and attack countries because they're arab" or "support jerusalem because the damn palestinians are a bunch of arabs"

    Come on, as "extreme" as these attacks are, it's not like they're unfounded. They hate the US because we're a bunch of saber-rattling bullies. If we simply butted out of the stupid conflicts into which we continually interpose ourselves, there wouldn't be so many people who hate the US.

    1. Re:video games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >wouldn't be so many people who hate the US.

      Immigration to the USA is at an all time high you dumbass, so much for hating the US.

    2. Re:video games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I happen to agree with you. We need to let someone else try to "save the world" for a while and find something better to spend tax dollars on. Maybe research on non petroleum fuels and alternative energy or education.

  40. huh? by gol64738 · · Score: 2

    you mean the WOPR?

  41. heres a cool cave (like) system by HelloKitty · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is a 6 sided cave(like), and a 4 sided with movable walls... http://www.vrac.iastate.edu/about/otherLabs/index. html ---- http://subatomic.vrsource.org!!

    1. Re:heres a cool cave (like) system by Raiford · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      That looks like the inside of VSI in The Lawnmower Man

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  42. CAVE-like or not.. by ldopa1 · · Score: 2

    I want one. This would be perfect for Half-Life..

    That said, I think Sim-Terrorist actually sounds like both a good idea and a good game. Honestly, Counterstrike is based on an counter-terrorism scenario. Why couldn't you build a game where you're Tom Ridge, and it's your job to stop the fanatical flavor of the month.

    Speaking of "fanatical flavor of the month", Who's it going to be next? Think I'm being too cynical? Think Quadaffi, Khomeni, etc etc etc. In America we NEED someone to hate, otherwise we won't feel like we're better than everyone else.

    When the economy gets slow, we bomb stuff. Sometimes it's stuff we've never bombed before, but most often, it's the usual suspects...

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    The Dopester
    "Yes, I'm a Karma Whore, but I'm doing it to pay my way through school."
    1. Re:CAVE-like or not.. by Stonehand · · Score: 2

      Ummm, the Ayatollah Khomeni has been dead for quite some time, so if he's back to bother us there's something /really/ funky going on. The Colonel ain't yet, but he's actually been behaving himself lately as far as I've read.

      But you can see the fanatical flavor of the month anytime, by tuning into al-Jazeera or anything else that covers public opinion in the Arab world. You want interviews with young children who praise martyrdom as a worthy objective, and how if they die for The One True Faith they go straight to Paradise? They got it. You want "Death to America" protests? They've only been doing that since... well, at least the revolution against the Shah of Iran, and maybe earlier.

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      Only the dead have seen the end of war.
    2. Re:CAVE-like or not.. by ldopa1 · · Score: 1

      I know Khomeni is dead. So is Mao-Tse Tung, but we has the fanatic of the month. My point is that they are only fanatic of the month as long as we need someone to hate.

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      The Dopester
      "Yes, I'm a Karma Whore, but I'm doing it to pay my way through school."
    3. Re:CAVE-like or not.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just keep an eye on villainsupply.com for your fanatic of the month :)

    4. Re:CAVE-like or not.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or equivalently, turn on FOX news to find out who you are supposed to be hating this month. Then call in to said channel and recite what you just heard when they ask you your opinion.

      You will then have your finger on the "pulse" of US "Foreign Policy".

  43. Look at the screen in that picture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on the left...is that San Francisco? One could speculate that the Golden Gate or SF is target #1...I knew there was something suspicious about that city.

  44. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a MOS44R20, and when things get slow we make up crazy shit and tell it to all the dumbass MOS33Q10's just to see if they'll bite. Jeez, I can't believe this moron bought this stuff...

  45. Not a CAVE, but a NAVE by hotgazpacho · · Score: 1

    At UF, we just had a NAVE installed (by students) this past year. Looks just like the one in the picture, except theirs is rounded.

    The main difference is that a NAVE is MUCH cheaper to build. The above link has more details.

  46. Now we know ... by Raiford · · Score: 1

    Now we know what Dick Cheney was up to all that time.

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    "player 4 hit player 1 with 0 stroms"
  47. sick? nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    At least they make you play the good guys in this one. We need to get over our squeamishness about such things; think of the great games we could have if we do!
    • Sim Terrorism: find the best way to launch a bioterror attack from a government biowar lab.

    • Sim Hijacking: simulate airplane hijacking and crash your planes into buildings.

    • Sim Postal: first person shoot-em-up that takes place in the Post Office; you get to play a disgruntled employee.

    • Sim Revenge of the Nerds: another first person shoot-em-up that takes place in a high school as you blow away all the bullies, jocks, and popular people by shooting them in the back as they run screaming in terror. Extra points for blowing your own head off before the cops show up. Sure to be a huge hit with the 13-16 crowd!

    Lots more possibilities will arise once we get past our squeamishness; this will be a boon for the game industry! Sim Holocaust, Sim Plantation, Sim Jihad, even Sim Irish Potato Famine!

  48. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 0

    You really do need to read L'effroyable Imposture by Thierry Meyssan. (There should be an English translation out any day now). What you mention, among many other points, is brought up in the book as well the following very curious point: The morning of September 11, amateur radio operators in NYC encountered very strong beacon signals emanating from the WTC from about an hour before the attack until the planes hit. Why did they get activated suddenly?

    Also, you may wish to view some more images of the alleged plane that hit the Pentagon. Now after reexamining those images, tell me with a straight face that you still believe a 757 full of fuel hit the Pentagon. The actual damage was miniscule compared to the plane that allegedly hit it.

    If you don't believe this was a major US government cover-up, read the book. You'll be converted...

    --
    Karma: Excellent Birds (mostly as a result of listening to Laurie Anderson)
  49. Older than it may seem... by lostchicken · · Score: 2

    Look at the middle image. Clearly a Win32 app running under WinXP, right? It would make sense that all the computers used for the same project would be running the same OS, and that is likely what is happening.

    However, on the left, we see a Windows 2000 style window. The two machines could still be configured the same, and the system would look like the picture, if the app running on the left was a Win16 app. This would suggest that the system is much, much older than we are led to think.

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    -twb
  50. Sim-Terrorism by Bullseye_blam · · Score: 1

    http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/ photoshop/fakegames/Dolex_sim.jpg Is there anything else to say?

  51. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a GLG20 and you should hear some of the crazy shit we tell to the MOS44R20's.

  52. Herman Miller chairs by louissypher · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice that they have H. Miller chairs in the "cave"? Good to know that my tax dollars are going towards something as important as a $1200 chair.

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    www.bleepyou.com
  53. Military Prep Sims by ch()pper · · Score: 0

    Nothing unusual with this sim. Software similar to this is in wide spread use by the military, it's called Command and Control software or something similar. I saw a sim at a security industry trade show that simulated counter terrorism assaults on aircraft and buildings. You could load in CAD drawings, put in way points, set team targets, then click go and watch it work from the POV of each of the team members. Just like Counterstrike!

  54. Jesus should come into your mouth, not your life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If God meant people to be bisexual, then there would be two sexes.

    If God meant people to go naked, then they would be born that way.

  55. Overanalyzing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you on speed or something?

  56. Surely ... by Flossymike · · Score: 1

    I would have thought that using a matrix style war gaming would be far more appropriate as it allows much more versitility. Computers should be an aid to this process, not the exclussive medium.

  57. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The book is hilarious. There's sooo many holes in the "plot".

    Just as an example, the 757 that hit the pentagon hit the ground first. And you call that damage miniscule? Riiiiight.

    Please, go back to wearing your tin-foil beanie. Maybe they ARE out to get YOU, but only because you need the care...

  58. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually this is both on topic and funy.

  59. Re:sick? nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why all the anti-jock attitude in schools now days?

  60. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You see? This is why I hate the French. You guys are such jerks.

    France during WWII - "We surrender!Unconditionally!"

  61. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by muddy_mudskipper · · Score: 1

    > When you make a cell phone call, the first thing that happens is that your cell phone needs to contact a transponder. Your cell phone has a max transmit power of five watts, three watts is actually the norm.

    cell phones operate at a MAXIMUM of 500 milliwatts. 5 Watts, huh? that'd give you about, oh, 2 hours of constant runtime on a LiION battery.

  62. Sim-Terrorist Leader of cyber-Al-Qaeda by muddy_mudskipper · · Score: 1

    Osama Sim Laden

  63. Sandia by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    Sandia should be very experienced with mass destruction, after all, they've (along with Los Alamos) been developing weapons of mass destruction for decades.

    Guess it takes one to know one.

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  64. Sounds like fun... by MarvinMouse · · Score: 2

    Where can I purchase a copy? Is it multiplayer? :-) j/k.

    Albeit, it would be really cool to try out.

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    ~ kjrose
  65. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by t0j0 · · Score: 0

    well.. the people that benefits of all this terrorist shit has been israel.. they are the culprit who is behind all this..

    from the terrorist issues they had got more financing from US, they got all their enemy onto their feet(osama, saddam), they gonna be conquering the arabs land by being the only country that have nuclear power, having united states congress backing them up no matter what kind of shit(since majority of the democrats and republicans are jews), they got reasons(terrorist) to kill innocent palestinian kids, women and families, they are 'BRIBING' Bush(having his own oil company) with oils in the arabs land once Israel manage to become the super-power in the arab land.. it all so clear..

    don't be too sensitive.. i don't blame US on this.. it just that the jew conspiracy has been so powerful there..

  66. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please get help for that overactive imagination of yours. Either that or beam back up to the mothership...

  67. Re:sick? nah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ummm, because jocks are complete morons, assholes, and they suck?

  68. Re:IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >cell phones operate at a MAXIMUM of 500 milliwatts. 5 Watts, huh? that'd give you about, oh, 2 hours of constant runtime on a LiION battery.

    Actually, the early analogs have up to 5 watts.