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Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the or-too-ornery dept.

CaveDwler writes: "Want to work for the FBI in computer security? Better put down your cheesey poofs and pick up your M16. According to this article over on Wired, you have to pass physical requirements in order to work with FBI in computer security."

2 of 581 comments (clear)

  1. Re:http://www.fbijobs.com/ by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You showed them!!! How dare they expect to post you anywhere in the US at their discression. Obviously you should only be posted within driving distance of mommy and daddy. How else are you going to get your laundry done every weekend?
    And you have to get your allowance too, didn't they consider that?

    How far was it from your collage to home? More than 10 minutes?

  2. Re:http://www.fbijobs.com/ by Monkelectric · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Hey, fuck you troll

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