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Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the or-too-ornery dept.

CaveDwler writes: "Want to work for the FBI in computer security? Better put down your cheesey poofs and pick up your M16. According to this article over on Wired, you have to pass physical requirements in order to work with FBI in computer security."

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  1. Re:Put down your cheesy poofs and pick up an M-16? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Nice... except there isn't a M16 in counterstrike :).

  2. Re:Lying politicians would PASS the test. by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just be careful it's clean. My wife's cousin has mild diabetes, and has little feeling in her feet and toes. Well, after not feeling the tack in her shoe for 8 hours, finding it when removing her shoes that night, and spending a month in the hospital, she has no toes on her right foot. The tack caused mild infection, it spread, and the doctors couldn't do anything but amputate all 5 piggies.