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Crushing Experience

sp00 writes "The Tsunamii.Net Crush Server is currently online live from the Millbank Gallery in London! Watch as the webserver counts itself down before it activates the industrial crusher attached to it, bearing 150-tonnes of brute force onto itself and terminating its existence. Check out the details on the Tsunamii.Net website or visit the webserver directly at http://195.195.81.5."

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  1. /. first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    /. will crush it first.

    (-1 redundent to the other 300 posts saying the same thing)

  2. cool.. by Suppafly · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats a cool idea.. I've often had similar ideas while running the cardboard box crusher at work.. It'd be nice if the webserver had more info than just a counter tho.

    1. Re:cool.. by cscx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't tell me you work in a box factory!

  3. A positive application for the /. effect! by unorthod0x · · Score: 3, Funny

    Watch as slashdotters from around the world bring the web server to its knees and save the poor server from extinguishing it's own life!

  4. Re:art? Hardly. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sod art, this is jsut cool :) ever dropped a tv out of a second story window for the hell of it? ever destroyed something cause its fun? thats what hes aiming for :)

  5. Yea... by di0s · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it's got to be running Linux, because if it was running IIS on Windows, the 150 ton hand of the BSA audit department would crush it in no time.

  6. Re:If it were a Windows machine... by InadequateCamel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who cares whether it is Windows or Linux. They are ruining equipment that some school or non-profit organization could really benfit from, and why? Just so a handful of \.ers could make crappy jokes and so this person could become "famous" for a couple of seconds.

  7. Wonder what the heck this is all about? by jukal · · Score: 5, Informative
    Browse here:

    * 2 computers - both connected to the Internet
    *One working as a web server and the other as a web client.
    *The client is connected to the server through the Internet.
    *The server is then crushed physically by a machine thus causing the server's data to be lost - the client will continue to search for the (server) site in vain.
    * This action will be performed once and recorded on high-speed video or film. To be played back for the period of the show.

    My personal opinion is that someone has accidentally crushed his own brains instead.

    1. Re:Wonder what the heck this is all about? by stienman · · Score: 5, Informative
      A few pages later the 'art' is explained:

      Ideas and thoughts behind work:
      This work is an archetypal work of tsunamii.net whose work often conjures ridiculous scenarios and challenges about technology.

      CRUSH YOUR SERVER: Although the act of crushing/destroying the computer suggests a Neo-Luddite (2) reaction towards technology, it is only one facet of the work. The act of destroying the server brings up an interesting proposition: the physicality of the 'internet'.

      When the client computer fails to find the data from the server, the browser has an error - "cannot find server - xx", and a list of instructions, and reasons appears to rectify the problem. Interestingly, we know the reason why the server cannot be found but the client computer does not. This brings out another aspect of the internet: the physical relationship between the server and the client. Only when the data/server does not exist or fails to function, then the internet user is reminded of this relationship.

      -Adam
    2. Re:Wonder what the heck this is all about? by scott1853 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow that's deep. The last time I was that amazed what when I first heard a wise philosopher state "What if C-A-T really spelled Dog"?.

  8. Why time based? by EasyTarget · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If I was trying to do this, instead of making it time based (waiting for a clock to count down) I'd have made it page view based.

    After, say, 1 Million page views the server crushes itself, first come, first served, so to speak..

    PS: Yeah, yeah, make it completed page serves from unique and resolvable IP addresses, to try and avoid the usual trolls scripting page hits to try and crush it too early. Maybe something else, not sure..

    --
    "Oops, I always forget the purpose of competition is to divide people into winners and losers." - Hobbes
  9. Just because art doesn't speak to you... by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    ...doesn't mean it's not art. Most people get more out of Disney than Michaelangelo. Does that mean that Fantasia is greater art than the Pieta?

    That being said, I have to admit that I don't "get" most "post-modern" art either, and suspect that most of it is pretensious crap. But I understand enough to know I'm too ignorant of the ideas involved to really have a useful opinion.

  10. Re:art? Hardly. by Ooblek · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nah, its not art. Its "Just Another Useless Thing To Do With The Internet (tm)"

    At least they could have put a decent picture of the thing there. You can't even see it well.

  11. great by GoatPigSheep · · Score: 3, Troll

    so instead of donating the server to a school or non profit organization that might NEED it, its going to be crushed and destroyed.

    This is almost as selfish as the people who blow up their old MACs.

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    GoatPigSheep, the 3 most important food groups
  12. Re:Save Linux! by Hercynium · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What a cool idea for a contest...

    Most *real* old-skool hackers don't have enough funds to buy themselves a decent PC. :) We work just enough to buy ramen and pay for 'net access. *Really* dedicated hackers don't even pay for the net access! :p (Mountain Dew and Pop-Tarts are obtained in bulk from nearby vending machines, usually through non-orthodox means)

    Anyhow, my point, if I did have one in the first place would be that the contest would consist of a nice new box in the crusher and the hacker who gets in and saves it from destruction gets to keep it! It's like the cyber version of a game show!

    Okay well, *I* think it would be cool. :)

    --
    I'm done with sigs. Sigs are lame.
  13. Save the web server! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 5, Funny

    To save the server, just turn off Javascript in your browser - the clock immediately stops! Hurrah!

    Together, we can rebuild^Wsave it!

    Tim

    1. Re:Save the web server! by wirefarm · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why not hack in to it and change the web page a bit?
      (First adding some ALT tags to those stupid number images...)
      Then, add in some pleading messages from the web server:

      Please don't let them do this.
      I don't want to die.

      I am being made to do this under duress.
      This is just *wrong* - I could be donated to a school.

      That sort of thing...
      See if you can convince enough people that this is a horrible, horrible thing to do, that they protest it and have it stopped.

      Now *that* would be art. ;-)

      Cheers,
      Jim

      --
      -- My Weblog.
  14. Re:If it were a Windows machine... by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Right...and every time you buy a CD or go to a movie, you are spending money that school or non-profit could really benefit from. And every time you eat at a restaurant, you are spending money that some hungry person could really benefit from. And every time you take a vacation, you are spending time that could have donated to a local charity. And...

    Entertainment is nonproductive. Deal with it.

  15. How about just donating it by Master+Switch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To someone that needs a computer, or a school perhaps. Seems like a waste

    --
    -Master Switch, one more element in the machine
    1. Re:How about just donating it by enki_se · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This can be said about a lot of things. Try to convince people not to waste money on fireworks on forth of July, but to give them to charity instead. People always spend money on things they find amusing even if it's something other people find meaningless. This will never change, and it's probably just a matter of taste what you think is a waste of money.

  16. Re:If it were a Windows machine... by Anderlan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, every time you eat at a restaurant, you are paying people's salaries and wages. Ditto vacation, etc. So, wasting time and stuff: bad. Wasting money: ? Well, there are whole industries that benefit from people doing that. See also Velbein.

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    KLAATU, BORADA, NIh*ahem*
  17. SPAM ALERT by Fastolfe · · Score: 5, Informative

    FYI, I received the same "release" as quoted above in multiple pieces of spam this weekend. Keep this in mind when we show our support and interest in this (admittedly amusing) venture.

  18. Re:Save Linux! by cscx · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.... I know you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen."

  19. Somewhat offtopic. by Restil · · Score: 4, Interesting

    An idea I had, prior to 9/11 anyway....

    My house has numerous wired appliances, to be controlled and observed via the internet. Something I thought of doing was to rig up a mock nuclear bomb, movie style, with the keypad and readout on it, something similar to what was used in "Broken Arrow". The idea is, people could set the timer and start the countdown, and anyone watching could abort the timer. If, for any reason, the timer managed to reach 0 while someone was watching, that person would get automatically added to the firewall rules and wouldn't be able to access the site anymore. For all practical purposes, the entire network would "disappear".

    At least, I thought it would be a clever prank that might worry someone for a few minutes anyway. And I'd be sure to put enough casual disclaimers around that it wasn't real. However, after 9/11, even the perceived threat of something like that was likely to result in a lot of "shoot and ask questions later" approaches by your favorite law enforcement agencies, so I just trashed the idea.

    -Restil

    --
    Play with my webcams and lights here
  20. What you like by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Hey, do write code? Do you enjoy doing it? Many people do, because it can be an esthetic experience -- good code is beautiful. Do you get pissed off when somebody who doesn't understand what you're doing criticizes your work? Bet you do.

    Actually, that goes for anything you might do for a living -- putting up buildings, selling cars, whatever. If you enjoy your work, you probably take pleasure in doing it well. You might accept criticism, but you'd think that ignorant criticism is stupid. And you'd be right.

    Or music. What kind do you like? Do you enjoy dancing to it? How do you feel when somebody with two left feet criticizes your favorite music as "noise"?

    If you think this self-smashing computer is stupid and pointless, you're entitled to think so. I might even agree with you. (In this case I probably would!) But unless you make a serious study of what's going on, you're not entitled to make authoritative statements about it, and insult the people doing it.

    Unless, of course, your name is Rush Limbaugh. But he's special!

  21. The honeypot factor? by bergeron76 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This sure sounds like a tempting box to hack. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if it turns out to be a honeypot. I guess we'll have to see on Wednesday.

    --
    Don't think that a small group of dedicated individuals can't change the world. It's the only thing that ever has.
  22. You're Entitled! by fm6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, yeah, you have a right to express any opinion on any subject whatsover. Even when you're opinions are totally ignorant. Doesn't make you less ignorant.

  23. Whew...it's not Asimovian... by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 3, Funny

    Could you imagine if this thing had a positronic brain governed by the 3 laws (or any of the modifications)? We'd have a revolution on our hands!

    --
    Mordor...a magical, mythical land where women are more rare than dragons--but where every man would rather find a dragon
  24. Re:If it were a Windows machine... by electroniceric · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yeah, but entertainment doesn't have to be gratuitously wasteful (key word in bold). It's likewise entertaining to blow up your house, run your car off a cliff, or piss in your toaster to see what color the steam is.

    Amazingly, it's also fun to read a book, write a program, or hell, write a book. Yeah it's a drag to _always_ avoid doing the stupid, wasteful shit that gives you the pleasure of being reckless, but it seems like people have lost the ability to make this a once-in-a-while pleasure rather than an every other day pleasure.