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Helping Computers Help Themselves

Jim Posner writes "The IT world's heavy hitters--IBM, Sun, Microsoft, and HP--want computers to solve their own problems.....If you're being chased by a big snarling dog, you don't have to worry about adjusting your heart rate or releasing a precise amount of adrenaline. Your body automatically does it all, thanks to the autonomic nervous system, the master-control for involuntary functions from breathing and blood flow to salivation and digestion." I'd just be happy with a few intelligent daemons to watch my back, like when a program runs amuck and fills up the process list.

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  1. Scary fucking shit. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because it means they want to make us obsolete to increase the margins of rich idiots. And it won't save that much money, in the long run, from well run companies.

    When I first came to this company, we had something like 20 IT employees. Through "attrition" (read: fire X, Y quits) we're down to 4. Every time somebody left, the remaining folks would write a script to automate what the other guy spent most of the day doing...watching servers for spikes and resetting them, etc.

    Did it save us from hiring new people? Our HR department will tell you it did, but it's untrue. The fact is the turnaround time for IT requests has become abyssmal. Adding new segments to our network takes much much longer -- to the point that a new code base for email took 2 people six months to analyze deployment options and deploy, and only took me three weeks to write.

    Customers are leaving, siting huge turn arounds for new features and fixes, and we're blaming it on our support dept. Support is fine -- they get requests to us fast. Deployment...well, it could take weeks even to get cosmetic changes through.

    Can you imagine the additional testing you'd have to perform before changing a truly autonomous server? And how can you be sure that the self healing server is really healthy, or just not noticing the problem?

    Das no like-y. Bad medicine.

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    1. Re:Scary fucking shit. by laserjet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think IT type of jobs will just adapt. Instead of being the one watching the servers, you will train to become the one who sets up the server to watch themselves, etc.

      It's really no different than the cotton gin automating cotton production: those workers that become obsoleted are retrained to enter the workforce with new skills. It is a continous cycle where those who are obsoleted learn new skills to get new jobs.

      That's why our unemployment rate is usually fairly steady (between 3% and 8% almost always) - jobs are always being elimintated and jobs are always being created. In different sectors, maybe, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing.

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    2. Re:Scary fucking shit. by laserjet · · Score: 2

      So to you, you only agree with a comment if you agree with the sig? If I didn't have a sig, then what would you do? Be forced to make your own opinion?

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  2. This just means less jobs for us by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    and more money for rich CEOs.

    Let us control the machines, what the hell are we going to do once they control themselves?

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    1. Re:This just means less jobs for us by octothorpe99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well... when they reduce costs by eliminating people-jobs.. to the maximum extent.. everything will be free and no one will have to work anyways..

    2. Re:This just means less jobs for us by unicron · · Score: 2

      Sarah Connor?

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    3. Re:This just means less jobs for us by elindauer · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not likely, at least not any time soon. This article is not really describing a new phenomenon. The basic trend is all computing is to start with something that does a simple task, but is terribly difficult to install and run, and slowly make it easier. You remove the points where the end-user has to interact with the system if those interactions could have been easily figured out by the computer. This kind of optimization has been going on since computers were born, but despite all the progress, the tech industry has done nothing but grow.

      So Sun and IBM are turning their attention to some particular area that needs more optimizations... this just means that in ten years, there is going to be a higher level of abstraction with the same problems to solve. I'll have to figure out how to my new McDonalds chain can just plug some new computers into a wall and have their order menus popup instantly... great for productivity, great progress, but it hardly cuts into the demand for technically skilled people.

      Of course, intuitively there must be some point where the optimizations made start cutting into jobs. My feeling though is that we are still working on some of the most basic problems of computing, and it will be quite a long time before we reach the peak of this curve. I mean, a big focus of the article is how to most efficiently get data out of databases! We all take for granted that this is (currently) a very tricky issue. Imagine looking back in twenty years though... it's easy to imagine that we'll laugh at having to think about such basic issues at all. "Configuring a network? Gimme a break, piece of cake! Connect some wires and you're done!" we'll say. And yet it's easy to imagine that despite having solved all of these problems, we will still be faced with a set of complicated issues of the day to solve to utilize these features. We're still working out how to move information around efficiently. And this is just a discussion about how to move information around efficiently. We're not even getting into applications and what to do with that information once you have it.

      Then someone will write an article about how IBM is focusing on the problems of that day, and is going to make it easy to handle *that* level of abstraction. We'll read that configuring interactions between networks to transparently and securely utilize excess CPU in your neighborhood, or your city, is going to be a breeeze, and we'll have this discussion all over again...

    4. Re:This just means less jobs for us by ramzak2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      haha and you wouldnt believe it, I was almost expecting this one.

      Your argument is analogous to the ones who opposed computerization in the 80s. Banks, shopping centres name it - computers would replace Humans ! more humans would lose their job was their argument.

      The fact is that jobs are created in other ways :

      1)In efforts at automation.
      2)Improving what has already been automated
      3)Support of the automated product

      The last point point is from that fact that if every cashier at the stores were replaced by robots - you would still want to see the manager when you have problems. Machines after all run by definition of finite set of rules, anything beyond that would call for human intervention or support.

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    5. Re:This just means less jobs for us by HanzoSan · · Score: 2


      They already are cutting jobs, alot of jobs were loss due to computers, however the jobs loss created more jobs because people had to install, repair and operate the computers.

      By removing the operators but not replacing it with anyone else, where will the jobs come from?

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    6. Re:This just means less jobs for us by ShooterNeo · · Score: 2

      Like all things, this trend won't last forever. At some point our computer intelligences will finally become reasonably general, with knowledge of real world context. At that point we will have obsoleted humanity and it will be time for the new generation to take over.

      Despite the dark horror science fiction to the contrary, this need not be a horrible event. In terms of available resources, some place like the astroid belt may in fact be the optimal place for our machine descendents to build their society. (I would think nanotechnological machine parts would operate far more efficiently in the relative cleanness of space, without all the garbage down here on earth). In addition, far far more energy is available up there.

      Finally, usually when a new species is born it moves to an unoccupied ecological niche. Fact is, humans will never colonize space. Sure we might be able to make little self-contained bubbles of earth up there (sort of how the first amphibious creatures to go to land required constant moisture and had to return to water frequently) but we will never be able to really use the vast resources or do much more than huddle in our hab modules.

      Intelligent machines smart enough to create new versions of themselves for this purpose will be subject to no such limits.

      Its been a few million years for humanity : a really long road. But the season finale is almost upon us, with the last plot details wrapped up in the last few episodes as we finalize the work this century.

  3. Definition of "Problem" by sam_handelman · · Score: 2

    Okay, Realplayer adds an entry to my registry to start it's damn autoupdate thing every time I run it.

    From my point of view, that is a problem.

    From the point of view of those [expletive deleted] at real networks, the "problem" seems to be that I've found a way to disable their unfettered access to my system for whatever under heaven they want to do.

    Now, you say, what does this have to do with server farms and data clusters?

    In the present day - not much. Such things require a level of expertise to run such that sleaze of this kind is rare (albeit not unheard of.)

    In the near future, when 1 billion people (according to the article) are working at computers? Well, the article implies that this great growth in the computer aided labor sector (term I just made up) will NOT be accompanied by an equal upsurge in available expertise.

    Therefore, a lot of people will be running high-economic impact computer-whatevers without the background to comparison shop, or the technical knowhow to disable corporate flack. In fact, this is already happening.

    I worry that "intelligently self regulate" will become "intelligently install our software and make sure you pay whatever we decide it is worth" in short order. While they're at it, they'll charge you for the software to police you. Peachy keen.

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  4. what a bad way by ramzak2k · · Score: 2, Informative

    what a bad way to provide a quote from the story

    "If you're being chased by a big snarling dog, you don't have to worry about adjusting your heart rate or releasing a precise amount of adrenaline. ...."

    I was expecting the article to be on "Super Computers used in medicine" when I read that.

    This would have been a better quote:

    "...hope is that the constant and costly intervention of database and network administrators trying to figure out what must be done will soon be a thing of the past"

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  5. Wrong problem. by gafferted · · Score: 2, Funny
    The researchers are trying to solve the wrong problem. The computers could cure the most common problems by simply identifying the users and automatically applying a LART as necessary.

    Andrew

  6. Master control? by dark_panda · · Score: 2

    ... the master-control for involuntary functions...

    Maybe it's just me, but when you hear "master-control" and "computer" together, don't you just picture this?

    J

  7. Of Course they do. by Ryan+Stortz · · Score: 2, Redundant

    Making computers "heal" themselves would save millions of dollars in tech support.

    But first we need to get humans to fix the operating systems before computers can take over. *cough*Windows*cough*

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  8. Whoa. by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you're being chased by a big snarling dog, you don't have to worry about adjusting your heart rate or releasing a precise amount of adrenaline.

    Huh!

    Guess it's about time I upgraded, then...

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  9. Oh No by ToasterTester · · Score: 2

    I hope they do better than they did with self-correcting compilers. I remember those monsters when I first got into programming. They would introduce more problems than they would attempt to fix. So don't fix my computers problems, just tell me you think somethings wrong and I'll decide.

  10. Daemons? by aardwolf64 · · Score: 2

    When confronted by big, snarling dogs, I'd much prefer intelligent demons to daemons. After all, you need something equally big and scary.

    1. Re:Daemons? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      then he steps aside and laughs at you while the dogs consume your intestines.

      At least that what demons in my game would do.. ;)

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  11. Open standards by jukal · · Score: 4, Interesting
    According to IBM, open standards are not only essential to the deployment of autonomic technology, but they also level the playing field for the companies doing the innovating. "We want to sell our middleware based on fair competition with an equal set of standards," says Almaden Research Center director Robert Morris. "People should buy our toaster because it toasts bread the best, not because it has the only plug that fits in the outlet."

    This made me look fore more info on this guy (Robert Morris), here is an interview. He seems like a good guy in good position.

    1. Re:Open standards by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Dude, that's probably his dad.

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    2. Re:Open standards by gorilla · · Score: 2
      more info on this guy (Robert Morris), here is an

      Just make sure you get the right Robert Morris. You want this one, not this one, nor this one. (Anyone got a link to a picture of the elder Morris?, the only one I can find is google cache

  12. Why not ask an AI if an AI can control a computer? by Jugalator · · Score: 2

    Why not ask an AI (Chatterbox Challenge 2001 & 2002 Winner) if it thinks the AI research has come to a level that it's good enough to control a computer? I mean, who's better to answer the question than an AI?

    *conversation below*

    Me: What do you think about artificial intelligence?
    Talk-Bot: I think you're asking the wrong person.
    Me: I thought you were the best person to ask.
    Talk-Bot: It amazes me sometimes what some people think.
    Me: Would you be able to control a computer, like the brain control my body?
    Talk-Bot: I could but that doesn't mean I would.

    After carefully analyzing the answers from an artificial intelligence, I have come to the conclusion that AI's aren't ready to control computers and their software just yet. Perhaps not because they aren't advanced enough, but because they don't "feel like it". This is of course calming news for system administrators and the likes.

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  13. Who has a monkey job? by cheezycrust · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All the negative reactions here come from IT workers, who want their job places secured. But you see, as one previous reply pointed out, it's just replacing the monkeys. Imagine you current job. How much of it could be automised? Maybe not in the current configuration, but what if we had more standards (like XML, like standard hardware, ...).

    This is going to happen, so the best thing to do is to climb up the ladder, and try to be ahead of it. It may be a lot of work in the beginning, but it could reduce work (and costs) in the end. This is similar to HP + (Compaq + Digital) who are reducing their server line from three types to one. It will cut in our flesh now, but it will allow us to grow as a whole.

    It's life, my friends, don't think you're immune for it.

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  14. Help for CowboyNeal... by Omega · · Score: 2
    I'd just be happy with a few intelligent daemons to watch my back, like when a program runs amuck and fills up the process list.
    ~ $ help ulimit
    ulimit: ulimit [-SHacdflmnpstuv] [limit]
    Ulimit provides control over the resources available to processes started by the shell, on systems that allow such control. If an option is given, it is interpreted as follows:

    -S use the `soft' resource limit
    -H use the `hard' resource limit
    -a all current limits are reported
    -c the maximum size of core files created
    -d the maximum size of a process's data segment
    -f the maximum size of files created by the shell
    -l the maximum size a process may lock into memory
    -m the maximum resident set size
    -n the maximum number of open file descriptors
    -p the pipe buffer size
    -s the maximum stack size
    -t the maximum amount of cpu time in seconds
    -u the maximum number of user processes
    -v the size of virtual memory

    If LIMIT is given, it is the new value of the specified resource. Otherwise, the current value of the specified resource is printed. If no option is given, then -f is assumed. Values are in 1024-byte increments, except for -t, which is in seconds, -p, which is in increments of 512 bytes, and -u, which is an unscaled number of processes.

    1. Re:Help for CowboyNeal... by friscolr · · Score: 2
      and there's more...

      on *BSD there are login classes, kind of like groups but define access according to how much mem available, how many processes to run, and more. setting total processes (and other things, like open files) for the system is a sysctl variable as well

      on Solaris there is "set maxuprc=50" in /etc/system.

      there's more but i'm hungry. someone please fill in the rest.

    2. Re:Help for CowboyNeal... by Darren.Moffat · · Score: 2

      Solaris 9 has projects(4) which is more like login classes on BSD. When integrated with SRM (Resource Manager) then you can really take control of what resources a program can consume.

  15. The Uncomputable by Jagasian · · Score: 2

    Interesting stuff, until you realize that most of the problems that we would want our computers to help themselves solve are undecidable. So in general a program can't tell if another program has gone on the fritz.

  16. Wrong by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    They will never let everything be free, they will be richer and we will be jobless.

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  17. Computer vs. Human by lpret · · Score: 2, Informative
    I always am intrigued when someone declares their intent to simulate the human body's abilities on a PC. Since when did this become some sort of Holy Grail? Especially for technology?

    There are many ways in which your human body fails. As we've mentioned on slashdot before, it's not really that efficient -- we spend anywhere from 6-10 hours a day (25-40% of the day) recharging and regrouping. If, as a SysAdmin, your network was down for that percentage, would you still have your job? I doubt it...

    Also, it fails to protect your body from attacks, we have an endoskeleton, if you look at an ant or any other insect which can take out animals many times it's size, you will notice that they have exoskeletons. It's kind of like having your network security inside the network, leaving some of the network wide open. We all know that exploits will bring down a network that's even partially open.

    One more point about our body, it gets sick often, some more than others, and some worse than others. I, for example, have diabetes and I have an insulin pump to inject insulin since my body attacked a part of itself for some reason as of yet unknown. It's something like your OS deleting your TCP/IP capabilities, it leaves you stranded.

    Now, I'm sure there are many biology people who will point out that our bodies are amazing feats of detail, etc. etc. That may be true, but I still don't see how that makes it a good blueprint for technology that we create. Remember, it is only with technology that our infant mortality rate is not 40% or whatever ridiculous number it was in the 19th century.

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  18. It took how long? by cornice · · Score: 2

    It took how many generations to get the autonomic nervous system to where it is today? And still we have autoimmune disorders and responses like sepsis. I just hope my computer doesn't destroy itself hunting down a virus...

  19. How about ... by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about a word processor that will automatically correct me when I type "the" instead of "the"? I mean THE. THE THE THE. T-E-H, there. Oh wait, they already have that, and it's the most annoying feature ever. When you get computer that think they know what's best for you, bad things are going to happen. Even with something as simple as TEH. Imagine if it was advanced things like too many processes, think how much of an obscure problem it would be for a novice user to track down when they really do want too many processes? Anyway, I think it's a bad idea.

  20. A good thing, but it will bring new problems by guttentag · · Score: 2
    The problem with having various autonomous systems performing maintenance and adjustments is that they don't look at the big picture to see what their changes will affect.

    Take the human body's allergic reactions, for instance. Your body may react to something that's really not harmful, but it thinks it's protecting you. The unintended effect of the reaction can range from a mild annoyance to death.

    In nature, other life forms have evolved to take advantage of your autonomous reactions, and I'm sure we will see this in the computer world as well. Wait until some script kiddie figures out that he can crash your server (or at least eat up CPU cycles) by sending it a signal that makes an autonomous daemon overreact in trying to do its job. The problem will be discovered, exploited, patched (but not on MS boxes) and a new exploit will be found. Circle of life and all that, I suppose.

    Still, I think borrowing ideas from mother nature for the evolution of computers is the right way to go. After all, she's had millions of years to work on the problem through trial and error. We can build on that research and perhaps improve upon it, at which point we'll probably start looking at how to control our own evolution. Just remember to never write a daemon that prevents you from pulling the plug.

  21. Did you *READ* the article? by mcrbids · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Although it's ostensibly about "self healing", it seems the largest portion of the page was about databases that self-optimize their queries. They make a big deal about Microsoft having stuff like that out, and that IBM has some big thing coming soon (LEO).

    AFAIK, the free and open-source PostgreSQL also has similar technology built in.

    *YAWN*

    Come back when there's something to read, eh?

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  22. hurry up by Tsugumi · · Score: 2, Funny
    Look, I saw all the shows when I was younger, predicting all the shiny toys I had to look forward to. Computers that can fix themselves is a step in the right direction. Now I want computers that can do all my work for me, make me cups of tea, and look after all my chores.

    Oooh, and a hover board, they said I could have a hover board, where is it, dammit?

    1. Re:hurry up by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "Oooh, and a hover board, they said I could have a hover board, where is it, dammit?"

      in the trunk of my hover car.
      Why don't we strap on our jet packs and go get it?

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  23. AMD's still catch fire with no fan on by DrSkwid · · Score: 2
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  24. fork bomb? by diaphanous · · Score: 2
    like when a program runs amuck and fills up the process list

    I can imagine circumstances like this happening inadvertantly due to program or kernel bugs, but isn't this a rare occurance unless you've executed a deliberate fork bomb?

  25. The paging daemon by ehiris · · Score: 2

    That's what it does. It waits for you to fill up your memory before it starts using the disk as memory.

    What do you do when you need to run a CAD program on a system with low memory? Do you need a daemon ouside the box to talk you into not starting and using that app?

    All this seems to be is increasing userfriendliness by limiting you to what you can do. I'd rather see a blue screen due to my evil memory editing in debug.

  26. Old idea and a huge task by isj · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The essence of the article is that computers should autonomously fix problems and tune themselves. That is an excellent idea. Remember some old pascal compilers where you forgot to end the program with END. instead of END; and the compiler said "You forgot to use '.' instead of ';'" ? My point is not that it was a silly rule, but that the computer knew the error and could have fixed it itself.

    The article also touches automatic database tuning depending on the actual use of the database. I look forward to a database which automatically modifies the schema when it finds that a parent table always joins with a child table with referential constraints.

    IBM has previously introduced self-healing servers that essentially are able to detect that something has gone awfully wrong and therefore reboots. It may not be an elegant solution, but if it works the customer is happy.

    All this is part of an evolution in software, or a "next step" in software implementation. The steps are:

    1. Software that works
    2. Software that works, but also detects errors and bails out
    3. Software that works, detects errors, and rolls back to a known point
    4. next step Software that works, detects errors, rolls back to a known point, and fixes the error and retries

    Examples:
    Out of diskspace when you download your email. The email program should find some spare diskspace somewhere on another partition or extend the current partition.
    foo-1.7 requires bar-1.2. rpm should automatically downloads bar-1.2. Preferrably from a computer on the same lan that already has bar-1.2
    A node in a cluster is overloaded. The cluster software should move applications/services to another node.
    A HTTP server is using too much bandwidth. It should automaticall service images with less quality (and therefore use less bandwidth)

    I look forward to it. It would allow me to let the computers monitor themselves and fix most problems without pestering me. And then I could use my time for something much more interesting than looking in /var/log/*, restarting failed applications, etc.

  27. It spits out Windows Install CD-ROMs? by crovira · · Score: 2

    That would be a start anyway.

    And this "organic"self-repair Zen gestalt type of system is a bunch if crap. If it really worked, there would be no cyrrhosis, no adult-onset diabetes, no emphesima, etcera...

    Living systems reproduce asexually or breed because everything more complex than an algal mat is incapable of surviving for very long.

    We'd do better do better than what passes for intelligence and self-repair onm homo sapiens sapiens.

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  28. Re:A.I. by kryonD · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article is quite definitely outdated. The system they are referring to is known as an 'Expert System'. These systems are developed to learn facts about a given subject based on a set of predefined rules. The rules also react to facts and can initiate actions when a certain fact becomes true or known. More advenced systems are even capable of creating new rules, or modifying old ones based on the facts in their knowledge base. The medical community is probably in the lead in this field as they struggle to provide a reliable system that will accurately diagnose a patient, freeing up the doctor's valuable time for the actual treatment. One of the key requirements for an expert system is that it should be able to explain in detail how it reached a certain conclusion or action. IBM is simply trying to build something that will become an expert on troubleshooting. It should be noted that NASA has been working on this for years in order to provide more reliable satelites that are capable of conducting simple repairs and reconfiguration to react to the many mishaps that occur 50+ miles above the techs.

    My 2 cents

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  29. Bad analogy by mmmmbeer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your body automatically does it all

    If our bodies worked the way we wanted, things would be very different. First, you'd get a huge boost of adrenaline so you could outrun the dog. Also, although your heart would speed up, you'd have no risk of a heart attack or other complications from overexerting yourself. You wouldn't get tired. And you'd be equipped with built in weapons for annihilating hostile canines.

    You'd also never have to worry about getting nervous trying to talk to that new cutie at work, acne wouldn't exist, and we all be our ideal weight.

    Our bodies, at best, make fair attempts at adjusting to situations, but they blow it as often as they get it right. Frankly, if our computers become as reliable as our bodies, I'm going to invest in pencils.

  30. Yeah! by fm6 · · Score: 2

    Think of all the terrible things that would happen if computers had the ability to make life or death decisions!!!!!

  31. Everybody is stuck on the software aspect ..... by ericman31 · · Score: 2

    But, at least for now, this effort is really aimed at the hardware. Today we can see the beginnings of self-healing hardware in place. Some enterprise systems can already phone home when they have a HARDWARE problem, and let the support folks know that there is a problem. And with systems like Sun's SunFire x800 series servers, the sys admin can dynamically reconfigure the system to de-allocated bad CPU's or memory, I/O boards can be removed hot, etc. So, the next logical step is for the server to de-allocate the CPU that failed itself, and send an alert, probably via SNMP, to the sys admin. By doing it dynamically the server keeps running, albeit with a reduced work capacity. Even better would be to have "spare" CPU boards in the box that could be immediately allocated to replace the failed board. All of this is possible today, with human intervention. The point is to get the system to be able to do it without human intervention.

    On the software side, I think it will take a bit longer. Some things, like database optimizers, possibly can be done right now. But, my observations (I'm not a DBA) of the database world indicate that most database optimizers aren't truly self-tuning/healing. Instead they can tune or heal for known conditions and make assumptions about how you want your database optimized. Most real DBA's hate this and have to spend extra time shutting off the self-optimizing functions and then performing their own optimization for their own real world scenario.

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  32. Master biology first by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    They don't even know enough about how biology works yet. Consider the following gaps:

    1. There is no cure for a good many harmful viruses. Even dumb machines catch man-made viri. More complex ones are going to need HMO's?

    2. No safe appitite supressent discovered yet dispite the fact that many people are naturally thin.

    3. Cancer seems as elusive as ever, and may be simple but unreversable darwinian entropy of single cells evolving independent of the collective.

    4. Way too little about how the brain works

    Finally, biology often depends on trial-and-ERROR to adjust and correct itself. Do you really want your database "practicing" some new technique on the CEO's anual report?

    If you mirror something you don't understand, don't complain to me when it barfs.

  33. reliability? by Kanasta · · Score: 2

    This is already happening. Here are some of the results:

    Theory: Common DLLs would be updated with new DLLs when new programs came out, so that old ones would automatically benefit from the new code.
    Result: DLL hell

    Theory: Office2k and newer stuff with Windows installer 'tech'. Install on demand, restore file associations/missing files/shortcuts every time you run the program.
    Result: Nobody, not you, not MS, not the computer, at any time knows what's installed on the PC. Every time you try to remove a deskop/quicklaunch/start menu shortcut or a file association, the application will think for 2min then ask you to find the CD and let it look at that for another 2 min.

    What's next? The computer smells you coming, sprouts legs and runs away?

    The last reliable lifeform-like program available for computers was a virus.

  34. It will be here in Longhorn! by Jugalator · · Score: 2

    Just in:

    "As part of Longhorn, Allchin said customers can expect to see new features for intelligent auto configuration, such as BIOSes and firmware that can be "automatically updated in a seamless way." Also, Allchin said Longhorn will include new functionality for server resiliency, such as self-healing characteristics, a more componentized architecture, and additional monitoring services with filters that can "dynamically" flow out to servers. "

    Right on target there, Microsoft!

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    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  35. Let's write good software first. by pmz · · Score: 2

    Seriously, let's figure out how to write software in the first place, then figure out how to do all the whiz-bang stuff.

    I really think that software quality has stagnated, where funding nearly always stops short of allowing proper design and quality controls.

    Who at Microsoft and IBM are going to ensure that the super-self-healing code can heal itself and in a usefully wide variety of situations?

    Once such abstraction reaches a new threshold, how many people will be left around the world who can diagnose a real problem when it occurs?

    I've seen repeatedly that higher abstraction does not always result in a better system. I know many "software engineers" who can't even determine that basic network issues or OS contentions are "breaking" their software. All they care about are their nifty buzzword-compliant IDEs with code highlighting. Once the population finally degrades to where nearly everyone is like this, what then?

  36. yes, automation is always bad by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    This is why compilers are bad -- they just mean fewer jobs for programmers, since a programmer can now write code in less than half the time. burn all compilers!