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The Porn Of Napster

Thomas M Hughes writes "Well, Napster is breathing its last breath. Filing for chapter 7 and slowly dying. Who better than to try and bring it back to life than a porn company? The article claims that the company wishes to use the Napster name to distribute free pornography across the Internet."

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  1. Free? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course, it will probably all be copyrighted porn, so they'll get sued by all the pornographers now too.

    Getting sued by the RIAA vs. getting sued by pornographers... which is worst?

    1. Re:Free? by marko123 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I want to be punished by pornographers, if it means being tied to a post and tickled with feathers by big-breasted blondes. Compare this with being bent over by the RIAA, and having all the CD's I copied for fair use jammed blunt-ways up my butt.

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    2. Re:Free? by evilempireinc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why just be a whore, when you can be a corporate whore?

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  2. New meaning... by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 5, Funny
    P2P. So what exactly does the P stand for again? It ain't "peer" anymore, thats for sure!

    1. Re:New meaning... by drafalski · · Score: 4, Funny

      The last P...well...that's not that simple
      It's sorta like another way to call a cat a kitten
      It's five little letters that are missin' here

    2. Re:New meaning... by bilbobuggins · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think you mean P2OPP

      sorry, i couldn't resist

    3. Re:New meaning... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah, well, you know me

  3. p2w by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It would soon become P2W, porn to wankers

  4. i wonder by mrpuffypants · · Score: 2, Funny

    what the logo will look like now....

    1. Re:i wonder by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Funny

      what the logo will look like now....

      It will have a little pussy on it.

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  5. It's still copyright infringement... unless.... by tweakt · · Score: 3, Funny
    The porn is free...

    ...and more importantly, open-source :)

    1. Re:It's still copyright infringement... unless.... by messiertom · · Score: 2, Funny

      > ...and more importantly, open-source :)

      You mean, all of the pr0n stars are shared and we're free to modify them as we wish?! Mmmmmmm........ sign me up.

  6. Wow! by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Free porn? Wow! This is just what the Internet needs! coughUSENETcough.

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  7. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  8. Fate... by BlindSpot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Napster anagrams to "panters", so it must be fate!

    ("Pantser" works too...)

  9. Re:Couple important bits by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Private Media claims to own the largest library of adult-oriented content in the world, with global copyrights to the content."

    Somebody at the copyright office has a really cool job.

  10. So, as I predicted... by Mandoric · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... They've finally created Fapster. =D

    (reference to A!THL^WSexy Losers...)

  11. Could be big by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 2, Funny

    If this catches on, you could soon find porn all over the Internet.

  12. freedom by racerx509 · · Score: 2, Funny

    porn wants to be free

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  13. Will Help Kill the Free Internet. by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny
    Yooo-hooo, where are your morals people? What's all this BS about business models and market share? We're talking about porn. It's the next best thing to slavery that's still legal. We don't want to promote it as freedom or one of the good things free markets can do for you.

    No one wants to be a whore! It's vile exploitation and porn is it's ultimate extension. People pose for those pictures when they have run out of hope and self respect. Think about this hapening to your mother, sister or daughter.

    The internet was not designed for this. It was designed to share computing resources and information, not to sell crap. Those who look at this as a good thing smear all the other causes they are associated with.

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