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Hitchhikers Guide To Be Made Into A Movie

tonywestonuk writes "The Beeb are reporting that The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series will be made into a Hollywood Movie. Apparently they are getting some other script writer to finish off Douglas Adams' final installment (I pessimistically wonder how awful this will make it.). It seems a shame that Hollywood had to wait until his death before they took him seriously...."

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  1. Greg's Previews has had info on this for two years by merlyn · · Score: 3, Informative

    Always check Greg's Previews for useful information on upcoming movies. In fact, he used to be upcomingmovies.com, one of my most visited sites.

  2. Is it really? by doc_traig · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It seems a shame that Hollywood had to wait until his death before they took him seriously....

    Let's wait until we see the finished product before saying that. We just may be thankful Mr. Adams didn't have to suffer another Hollywood-ization.

    - DDT

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    1. Re:Is it really? by JoeLinux · · Score: 2

      another? did he have an earlier Hollywood-ization?

      JoeLinux

    2. Re:Is it really? by dirvish · · Score: 2

      The old movie is the episodes from the BBC series. The special effects are really bad, but I imagine they were fairly cutting edge for the early eighties when it was made. You can get the entire series on DVD (2 disks) including extras with editorial by Douglas

  3. hmmm by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 2

    It seems a shame that Hollywood had to wait until his death before they took him seriously...."

    What are the odds of Holywood taking a guy that's super funny seriously? 1,000 to 1 against.

    1. Re:hmmm by IPFreely · · Score: 2
      It seems a shame that Hollywood had to wait until his death before they took him seriously....

      More like, it took his death for the rights to transfer to someone who would actually give Hollywood permission to make the movie. DA probably held out. Whoever inherited the rights isn't holding out.

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    2. Re:hmmm by scotch · · Score: 2
      Maybe now the same thing will happen to Stephen King. You know, now that he's dead and all ...

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    3. Re:hmmm by chrisos · · Score: 2, Funny

      1,000 to 1 against. And falling
      Reality will be resored momentarily :)

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  4. Who'll play Ford Prefect? by sgtron · · Score: 2, Funny

    Might I suggest Ali G?

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    1. Re:Who'll play Ford Prefect? by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 2

      ah.. that would be good.

      I just can't place an arthur. some relatively unknown, solid english dude. You wouldn't want someone with star power in the role.

      Ian Mc.. whathisname, you know Gandalf, could pull a mean Slartibartfast I'd wager...

    2. Re:Who'll play Ford Prefect? by radish · · Score: 2

      Ali G (not his real name obviously) is British...

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    3. Re:Who'll play Ford Prefect? by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 2

      There can be only one choice for Arthur Dent... Hugh Laurie.

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    4. Re:Who'll play Ford Prefect? by eshefer · · Score: 2

      yuch..

      I would like Anne Dudley to do the music, though.. ;-)

    5. Re:Who'll play Ford Prefect? by schon · · Score: 2

      There can be only one choice for Arthur Dent... Hugh Laurie

      Oh man - I think he'd be perfect... although if Michael Keaton is Ford (another great fit, IMHO), I have to wonder if their mannerisms would clash too much..

      And of course, the question still remains, who would play Zaphod?

  5. Hooray! by ffatTony · · Score: 2

    Now my friends will finally be happy and I'll stop complaining that a "Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy" would have been a much better move to make then LOTR. (Note: I like LOTR, but I love Hitchiker)

  6. oh no! by anzha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am having flashbacks of another favourite author's book being made into a non-existant-movie (at least in my world). Heinlein would have mourned _Starship Troopers_ and now its ole Doug's turn to spin in his grave...

    Please. Make the pain...stop. Thinking about this is making me ill...

    There's a glimmer of hope tho with the whole treatment that LotR has received.

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    1. Re:oh no! by garcia · · Score: 3, Funny

      X-men, Spiderman, Hulk.

      LotR, Guide, what's next? Xanth?

    2. Re:oh no! by Fesh · · Score: 2

      Does that mean that Uncle Orson has to kick it before we get to see "Ender's Game" onscreen?

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    3. Re:oh no! by dswensen · · Score: 2
      More likely, Dragonlance with Jeremy Irons as Lord Soth and Matthew Lillard as Tasslehoff Burrfoot. Sarah Michelle Gellar as Laurana, I'm sure.

      I know, I know... for God's sake, keep my voice down...

    4. Re:oh no! by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

      The longer, the better... at least, long enough for Jake Lloyd to get too old to be Ender :-p

    5. Re:oh no! by prnz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Forget about the book, watch the movie again and ask yourself: who were the bad guys?

      Paul Verhoeven and Edward Neumeier.

      Paul

    6. Re:oh no! by darkgreen · · Score: 2, Funny
      Forget about the book, watch the movie again and ask yourself: who were the bad guys?
      ::
      :: Paul Verhoeven and Edward Neumeier.
      oh, damn, that was funny... wish I had thought of that... =)

      man, i wish i knew what moderation was and how to do it - that deserves some points!

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    7. Re:oh no! by Zoop · · Score: 2

      Not Xanth, DareDevil.

      And yet another try at Solaris with...George Clooney???

      Of course, it's been done, though you have to have a love of montages, a good eye for Soviet counterculture, and a seriously strong bladder to get it.

    8. Re:oh no! by Abreu · · Score: 2

      Well, Jeremy Irons is known for not being proud about the roles he is offered (he has done equal numbers of good and bad movies)

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  7. Re:Out of sheer respect... by 0123456789 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely that should be 42 times?

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  9. Going to Reserve Judgement on This One by DaytonCIM · · Score: 2

    The scriptwriter for Chicken Run, Karey Kirkpatrick, is to complete the script from a draft version written by author Douglas Adams before his death
    last year.

    Really not sure how to take this one: Chicken Run was funny and well-made, but... It must difficult for Kirkpatrick to step in and finish something a lot of people consider a masterpiece. I don't envy his job.
    Austin Powers director Jay Roach is to direct, and Adams will be posthumously credited as an executive producer.
    Joy Roach is a good director (did a fabulous job on Austin Powers; although he did have a good cast and excellent script).

    I have a lot of hope for this project. It's nice to see Hollywood making at least one "non-teen-idol goes on a road trip/goes to college and finds them self" movie for next year.

    1. Re: Going to Reserve Judgement on This One by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > It's nice to see Hollywood making at least one "non-teen-idol goes on a road trip/goes to college and finds them self" movie for next year.

      Hey - I liked Lord of the Rings.

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  10. I heard him talk about it once. by Irvu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It seems that he's sold and re-sold the script several times. Each time the project appears and gets cancelled for one reason or another, usually a total lack of comprehension.

    He told a story about the time he sold it to one producer (if memory serves it was James Cameron of Aliens and Titanic fame). Anyway he worked on the script for a while in preparation for his first meeting with the producer.

    When thay meeting came around the first thing that he discovered was that the producer (cameron) the man who had bought the screenplay, had never read the book. When he was talling it, Adams allowed as how the book was very long and the great man might not be able to spare the time.

    However, he had read the executive treatment of the book (doubtless by the cliffs notes people), and he was very excited about the prospects for the film. But, before they could get going he wanted to discuss a few questions about the script.

    He began by asserting that he loved the fact that the earth blew up in the beginning that big, powerful, awesome, domething that would grab them into their seats. However, he had a real problem with the fact that they didn't get it back. He felt that they should devote a little more time in the script to a quest to regain the lost earth (he didn't specify how). But, he said that they could deal with it.

    The real issue was that whole question of life, the meaning of life was an important quest, a noble quest. It was big, and it would keep people emotionally in the movie. He also felt that it was good that they found it eventually... but... 42? Isn't that really...anticlimactic? Why isn't it an important message, meaningful, or something?

    Apparently there were some other sticking points too about how little of a role Arthur Dent played. The producer really felt that he should be leading the charge more rather than hiding. In short he really felt that Arthur Dent should be more Arnold Schwartzenegger.

    According to Douglas Adams it fell apart after that.

    1. Re:I heard him talk about it once. by Daniel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me of a story I heard about a Terry Pratchett book. Supposedly a Hollywood movie company was negotiating about making a movie out of "Mort". At some point in the discussion, the director said that he really liked the story, but wasn't there something that could be done about this whole Death angle? Apparently, people want an upbeat story and Death is a real "downer"..

      (the above may be completely apocryphal, but I found it amusing..)

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    2. Re:I heard him talk about it once. by JimPooley · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the producer who thought 42 was an anticlimax was Ivan Reitman.

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    3. Re:I heard him talk about it once. by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2

      Btw, you forgot to mention that Mort was Death's apprentice and losing the Death angle probably wasn't a good idea. Anyway, Pterry himself related that tail so it is probably true.

    4. Re:I heard him talk about it once. by DrGreenGenes · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I heard him talk about it once."

      Yes, it was in 1984 when he first told the world that a film version was coming soon, and he was justing finishing off the script! It was on the front page of a (now long defunct) computer magazine.

    5. Re:I heard him talk about it once. by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
      Of course, it would be kind of interesting if Holloywood decided to make "Moving Pictures". I guess this was written after Pterry's contact with Hollywood. His idea of turning CMOT Dibbler into a producer was spot on.

      I personally quite like the Brigg's script treatments of DiscWorld and the theatre plays certainly go down well in the UK. However, I guess they would not do down so well in the US. The majority of US money is educated on the old Hollywood dictum of never overestimating the intelligence of an audience.

      However Red Dwarf is definitely being produced. HHTTG may make it (it has been there and back for so long), we shall see what happens. As for Pterry's stuff - maybe a rich Ozzie will put monie behind it?

  11. BBC already made a TV version ... by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2, Informative
    There is a truely excellent BBC version of this already made for TV back in the 80's

    The Hollywood version is sure to disappoint after this practically word for word BBC version.

    Since Hitchhiker's was originally a radio play it would be a lot of fun to start a pool on what a hollywood screen writer will have to do to the story to make it "work" for film :-)

    1. Re:BBC already made a TV version ... by rcs1000 · · Score: 2

      Clearly this is some new meaning of the phrase 'truely excellent' that I was previously unaware of.

      Anyone who loved the radio series and the books found the TV series... well, disappointing at best.

      There is just too much surrealism to make the transfer to cellulose, or even the small screen, all but impossible.

      Take the moments after Arthur and Ford are picked up by the Heart of Gold: it is full of wonderful images like Southend washing up and down while the water remains still and the infinite monkeys that have just completed the works of Shakespeare. Remove the wonderful, joyeous surrealism and the books become suddenly much more ordinary.

      That said, I will watch the movie. And probably cringe, too.

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    2. Re:BBC already made a TV version ... by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2
      Ahh, but as Canadian from a small town my first exposure to Hitchhiker's was when TVO played the BBC series. Maybe I'm biased because I saw it on the small screen first.

      I have heard this "the radio play was much better" from several Brits so I'll take your word for it.

      The book was indeed pretty good :-)

    3. Re:BBC already made a TV version ... by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      The radio play was much, much better. The actors in the TV series (most of them from the radio show) weren't terribly good as TV actors, and the production values were basically Doctor Who (i.e., god-awful). I just can't call the TV series "good." It's just a little less demanding than listening to the radio series (and even less demanding than reading the book).

    4. Re:BBC already made a TV version ... by Titusdot+Groan · · Score: 2

      Hmmm, might be time to try tracking the radio play down -- shorten the commute to work for a while :-)

    5. Re:BBC already made a TV version ... by gorilla · · Score: 2

      The visual special effects are much better in the radio version.

    6. Re:BBC already made a TV version ... by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      Look, the production values were the production values that one would expect from *any* television production from the late 70's or early 80's.

      You mean like Battlestar Galactica (1979?), which is about contemporaneous? Of course, BG is complete trash, and noone involved in it was worthy to lick DNA's boots, but they sure spent a lot on sets. Even Star Trek's production values were higher.

      But a lot of that is a function of BBC's budget and priorities, so perhaps we have to accept cheesy sets and mediocre costuming if we're going to get anything from them at all. After all, without BBC radio, and without Dr. Who, there would be no HHGTTG.

      (I always thought that Red Dwarf did a better job of integrating their late 1980s/1990s cheesy sets into the humor of the show than the TV HHGTTG did. Not that Red Dwarf deserves to be compared to DNA either, but it's an example of using what you've got.)

  12. Two words by Schnapple · · Score: 5, Insightful
  13. w00t! by blazin · · Score: 4, Funny

    42nd post!!!

  14. So is this going to be .. by OzPeter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The movie of the original radio plays?
    The movie of the books of the original radio plays?
    The movie of the TV series of the books of the orginal radio plays?

    Because they were ALL different. And I much prefer the radio plays.

    (And I think there was also a soundtrack recording of the TV series in there as well)

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  15. Re:Or until his death.. by slickwillie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe they were just waiting for him to finish the trilogy.

  16. Who will play Arthur Dent? by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    I'm thinking Dana Carvey should shoehorn himself into this role and redeem his "Master of Surprise".

    Robin Williams would probably be a better choice, though.

    The Rolling Stones(old and dead) would make a good Disaster Area, or perhaps The Who...(loud and louder)

    1. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by Oriumpor · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gotta be someone Six feet tall ; P and they gotta look like an ape... any suggestions?

    2. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by ceejayoz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Gotta be someone Six feet tall ; P and they gotta look like an ape... any suggestions?

      Janet Reno? :-)

    3. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by seedman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gotta be a Brit, I'm afraid. Just wouldn't be the same otherwise.

      I'd suggest Robert Llewellyn ("Kryten" on Red Dwarf, also the early, and IMO the best, host of Junkyard Wars (aka Scrapheap))

      Someone also suggested Chris Barrie ("Rimmer" on Red Dwarf, "Hilary" in Tomb Raider) who'd probably also be a good candidate.

      I also see a part for Rowan Atkinson as the captain of the Golgafrinchum "B" ark.

      Stephen Fry would make a great maitre d' for The Restaurant at the End Of The Universe.

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    4. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by philipsblows · · Score: 2

      John Cleese?

      He's probably too old now, but perhaps circa Fish Called Wanda I think he would have had something to offer.

      Alan Cumming?

      For Zaphod, one that comes to mind is Billy Connoly. He's a Scott, but has a certain odd quality that I think would be fun.

    5. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2

      Just so long as it's not Keanu Reeves.

      Ewen McGregor maybe? Kinda short, but...

      Jason Mewes looks a little too pathetic...

      I'm going to get flamed to a crisp for this, but my choice is: Tom Hanks. And don't look at me funny until you think about it. He's got the right appearance, he's a hell of an actor, and it's been awhile since he's done a good comedy....

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    6. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by nurightshu · · Score: 2

      I, too, feel Roach should cast a Brit as Arthur, but I think my first choice for Arthur would be Toby Stephens, the son of Dame Maggie Smith and (last I heard, which was '95) with the Royal Shakespeare Company in Stratford. He's a hell of an actor, subtle and expressive, and has the right look for it.

      As for Ford Prefect, I like Jeff Goldblum (mentioned above) -- he's got that creepy reptilian eye thing going for him. Or perhaps Ron Livingston from Band of Brothers and Office Space, since he always seems to be about two seconds out of synch with the world around him.

      Trillian's tough, but I was leaning towards the woman who played Aeryn Soongh (or however the yutz you spell it) on Farscape. She's sarcastic and condescending, which I think would work out well. Plus, she's frelling hot, and soon to be needing work.

      Zaphod could be played well by Jason Lee (of almost every View Askewniverse film), since I always pictured Beeblebrox being really quick on the verbal assault.

      As for Marvin, I kind of like the voice of Steven Wright or Ben Stein. Droning, monotonous, utterly fed up with everything and everyone -- it's a good match, I think.

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    7. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by hitchhacker · · Score: 2

      > The Rolling Stones(old and dead) would make a good Disaster Area, or perhaps The Who...(loud and louder)

      If they decide to base the hollywood movie on the original radio series, then there won't be a Disaster Area.

      Instead of stealing Disaster Area's ship, they steal a super-evolving species' war ship. The TV series most likely changed it because they couldn't find a ravenous bug-bladder beast of trall in time. Read the Book or listen to the radio series (IMO they are much better).

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    8. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by JimPooley · · Score: 4, Informative

      Instead of stealing Disaster Area's ship, they steal a super-evolving species' war ship. The TV series most likely changed it because they couldn't find a ravenous bug-bladder beast of trall in time. Read the Book or listen to the radio series (IMO they are much better).

      The reason that changed was because the Haggunennon sequence of the radio series (together with most of episodes 5 and 6 of the radio series) was written by John Lloyd who was called in to help out as Adams was too busy working on Doctor Who to complete the scripts in time.
      Adams took out all of John Lloyd's material when he wrote the book - which rather surprised Lloyd as he'd thought they were going to write the book together. Lloyd did write The Meaning Of Liff with Adams though.

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    9. Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by 3waygeek · · Score: 2

      The Rolling Stones(old and dead) would make a good Disaster Area, or perhaps The Who...(loud and louder)

      From the books, it seems pretty clear to me that Disaster Area was based on Pink Floyd from the Syd Barrett/Roger Waters era -- several scenes in the book allude to real Pink Floyd events & songs.

  17. The trilogy was a novellization. by KFury · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How soon we forget: The books were novelizations of the Hith-hikers Radio Scripts, a 12-installment radio programme.

    "We had nothing in common: I liked watching movies made from books I'd read. She like reading novelizations of movies. It's no wonder she finished Lord of the Rings so fast."

    1. Re:The trilogy was a novellization. by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      How soon we forget: The books were novelizations of the Hith-hikers Radio Scripts, a 12-installment radio programme.

      Technically, only the first two could be considered novelizations of the radio series. Even then, Adams considerably changed any number of things so that "novelization" falls somewhat short of describing the reality of the situation. Adams talked about the radio series being one thing, the books another, and the tv show yet another.

      Good post. (Sorry, man, no mod points.) From what I remember, Adams pretty much knew he was going to do the books as soon as the first radio series got going. It's worth remembering, too, that radio works very differently from video: one can describe Zaphod almost believably, but one almost certainly cannot show him believably without a hug budget.

    2. Re:The trilogy was a novellization. by KFury · · Score: 2

      "...but one almost certainly cannot show him believably without a hug budget."

      Very true. Hoopy frood though he may be, Zaphod needs constant validation of self-worth from others. I imagine he'd run through huggers faster than Marvin would drive grips suicidal.

  18. In case anyone doesn't know by sydb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    H2G2's first incarnation was as a radio series. I'm pretty sure it's also the best way to enjoy Adams' work.

    The asides into the eponymous electronic 'Guide' seem a more natural fit to the dramatic medium of radio than to the books Adams released later (though I have read and enjoyed them all). Like a book, you get to use your imagination, unlike a book, you get an atmospheric soundtrack (and nice Vogon voices).

    The BBC sell the tapes of the original series. Also available as illegal MP3s at a P2P network near you...

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  19. Cast? by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It'd be interesting to see who they'll cast in it.

    Dent: gotta be someone who can play "a complete kneebiter." British. I'm out of ideas on this one.
    Trillian: Elizabeth Hurley?
    Zaphod: No need to actually hire someone, just do some computer modifications to John Travolta's character from Battlefield Earth.
    Slartibartfast: Anthony Hopkins or William Shatner.

    Any other ideas?

    1. Re:Cast? by WEFUNK · · Score: 2

      What about Slashdot in the role of the Guide? Sure, the Web itself was born to play the part, with entries on everything and plenty of erroneous information, but it's probably too pricey and prone to litigation.

      Actually, I wonder if the average movie fan might mistake the Guide for a cheesy and obviously fabricated Hollywood analogy for the internet. I can just imagine an uninformed movie critic discussing the symbolism of the Guide as a social commentary on the web. Even worse would be if a director or studio exec decided to intentionally play that angle (or the movie was rejected on those grounds). Sounds silly, but I could see it happening.

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    2. Re:Cast? by MoneyT · · Score: 2

      I think they need to come up with a way to bring in the surviving monty python members.

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    3. Re: Cast? by elemental23 · · Score: 2

      What about Slashdot in the role of the Guide?

      Slashdot? No. The role of the Guide was made for E2.

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  20. This must be a Thursday... by ocie · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've never quite gotten the hang of Thursdays.

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    1. Re:This must be a Thursday... by nlh · · Score: 2

      Again with the no sense of humor. Kids these days, I tell you...

    2. Re:This must be a Thursday... by xA40D · · Score: 2

      Well, I first read this on a Monday.

      I don't like Mondays.

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  21. Re:Or until his death.. by geekoid · · Score: 2

    haha, I wish I could mod you +1 funny.

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  22. Brainfart by ForceOfWill · · Score: 4, Funny

    When I first read the title, I thought "Hitchhiker's Guide To Being Made Into A Movie" like the article was about a howto on being turned into a movie :)

    on topic:
    Wasn't there already a movie made of this? Or was it just one book? (sorry for my ignorant attempt at on-topic-ness :)

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    1. Re:Brainfart by DeadMeat+(TM) · · Score: 2
      Wasn't there already a movie made of this? Or was it just one book?
      There was an awful BBC miniseries based off the first book and parts of the second book. (Adams said it was actually based off the radio series, but that it also included the revised parts in the books.) A lot of video places bill it as a movie, but it's just a miniseries.

      There was a story on /. a while back about this miniseries hitting DVD in the U.S., but you're better off pretending it didn't exist. The only parts I found funny were the foreword added by Douglas Adams (done in Star Wars giant-scrolling-letters-style where he declared that the proceeds from the sale of the video would, in fact, be donated to himself), and war between two civilizations being depicited as a video game, where after the narrator talks about coming to a truce and "evening the score" one civilization shoots the other's ship to literally even the score.

    2. Re:Brainfart by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      The DVD's worth buying, as it does have a shitload of extras, some of which have never been seen before. The extras were put together by Kevin Davies - who worked on the animation in the TV series and can be seen in the end credits as 'Mouse Trainer' or 'Bath Superintendent', and is a good bloke.

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  23. Truer words were never spoke by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    I can't imagine anyone BUT Terry Gilliam pulling this film off properly.

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    1. Re:Truer words were never spoke by prnz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed, but NOT until he finishes Good Omens. I want to see Gilliam's vision of that even more than HHG.

      Paul

    2. Re:Truer words were never spoke by mooman · · Score: 2

      Actually, for inexplicable reasons, I've always pictured Monty Python members in several of the roles for HGTTG anyway..

      In my mind, John Cleese was the slightly-off Ford Prefect and Terry Jones was the frumpish Arthur Dent.

      Shame that they're getting older or I'd have loved to see them considered for those roles...

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    3. Re:Truer words were never spoke by Schnapple · · Score: 2
      When I read the books, I always pictured Cary Elwes as Arthur Dent and Tony Slattery as Ford Prefect (watch enough old Whose Line... and you'll see what I mean). Also, in my "Perfect Version", the narrarator would either be an on-screen person or a voiceover (like in the miniseries), and would have to be John Cleese.

      Also, I think I read somewhere that when Douglas Adams had originally sold the movie rights (they eventually expired and he got them back, I think he sold them again once MIB came out and made the Sci-Fi Comedy interesting to Hollywood again) he had stated that the perfect Slartibartfast would be Sean Connery, so I always pictured him in that role. Picture "It was made from the rib cage of a Stegosaurus." in a Scottish accent!

      Granted, Ian McKellen seems to have the "old man in a famous literary role" market cornered

    4. Re:Truer words were never spoke by TekPolitik · · Score: 2
      I always pictured Cary Elwes as Arthur Dent and Tony Slattery as Ford Prefect

      This is Hollywood we're talking about, making a movie about a book from a country other than the USA. Arthur Dent will be played by Ben Afflec. Ford Prefect will be renamed "Fordita Prefect", and be played by Jennifer Anisten, and the character will be in a long term physical relationship with Arthur Dent. Trillian will become a seductress played by Michelle Pfieffer, with the plot revolving around the love triangle. Zaphod Beeblebrox's name will be Americanised to "Zack Beechman", who will lose the extra arm and leg, and be a former high school quarterback from Cleveland, played by David Boreanaz

  24. Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? by Hentai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, I've always seen Jeff Goldblum as Ford Prefect; the description of someone whose social behaviors are just a little 'off', who smiles a little too eagerly and too earnestly, and who very deadpanly explains the end of the world just somehow pings off in my mind as his traits (especially look at his earlier, campier performances, like Buckaroo Banzai or Earth Girls are Easy)

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    1. Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? by Dan+Crash · · Score: 2

      Now that you mention it, Jeff Goldblum would make a great Ford Prefect. Great casting call. But what about Arthur and the rest?

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    2. Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

      I'm sure the fellow who played Arthur in the TV series is too old by now, which is a shame. The BBC TV series was pretty awful, with two shining exceptions. Arthur was, just to me, utterly perfect. He looked and spoke just about exactly the way Arthur did in my head.

      The other Great Exception was Slartibartfast, not sure what the actor's name was, but he truly grokked the character.

    3. Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? by Xerithane · · Score: 2

      I'd give my left nut, well, I suppose I would have to give both to be Marvin.

      Purely for the dialogue about the doors with Ford and Arthur. Damn I loved that. I think that the girl who played Amelie would make a great Trillian, assuming she can speak english with an english accent.

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    4. Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? by fenix+down · · Score: 2, Funny

      DNA really wanted that guy to be Arthur too, but then again he was expecting Disney to do something with it 20 years ago.
      Yeah, Arthur with grey hair wouldn't work so well.
      I think Ian McKellen? Cellen? mCeLe3n? Whatever. He would be good for Slarty. That's what I kept thinking in LotR whenever Galdalf was being nice and condesending at Frodo. Looked and sounded just like Slarty.

    5. Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      I'm sure the fellow who played Arthur in the TV series is too old by now, which is a shame.
      Agreed - Simon Jones is a great guy, and at Douglas' memorial service he turned up with the dressing gown from the TV show, which he's kept all these years. Great bloke, and I hope he gets at least a cameo in the movie.

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    6. Re:Ford Prefect - Jeff Goldblum? by gpinzone · · Score: 2

      I always pictured Mike Jittlov as a good fit for Ford Prefect. Who is he? Ever see the "Wizard of Speed and Time?" Neither has most people.

      Anyway, how about Howard Stern as good 'ol Zhaphod? Imagine two of those heads on the big screen. If this were twenty years ago, I'd have to say Eric Idle would be the perfect Arthur Dent. Besides him being too old, he's been typecast in that role so many times, I'd be sick of seeing him play it yet again.

  25. Eek! by starseeker · · Score: 2

    "...before they took him seriously...."

    If they're taking him seriously, they're even more insane than I thought! (I got a headache just trying to read it!) Although, it would explain a lot about Hollywood...

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  26. final installment???!!! by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Apparently they are getting some other script writer to finish off Douglas Adams final installment

    This makes no sense at all. How many book do they intend to span with the first movie? I would think they would have a hard time doing justice to even the first book in a single movie. If they are going to get to the final book it will be a disaster. There is certainly no reason to do anything with the final book until after they see if the first movie is a hit.

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    1. Re:final installment???!!! by yoz · · Score: 2

      It's not the final book. Whoever contributed this story has it wrong.

      The movie is a retelling of the first book, but likely with some major changes.

      -- Yoz, who worked at The Digital Village while DNA was working on the drafts

    2. Re:final installment???!!! by kalidasa · · Score: 2

      No, probably just most of the first book, a little of the second, and bits and pieces of the others. Read A Salmon of Doubt for some hints.

    3. Re:final installment???!!! by startled · · Score: 2

      The contributor was wrong. As usual, RTFA. :) Adams wrote a script, but it wasn't quite "complete" before his death-- it was edited, but I guess not final yet. So the head scriptwriter for Chicken Run is finishing it up.

  27. Re:Wasn't he... by ceejayoz · · Score: 2

    Article mentions that he'd tried to get it made into a movie, but that he'd essentially given up on Hollywood ever doing it.

  28. We need someone "small" for Arthur Dent by Wee · · Score: 2
    I'm thinking Dana Carvey should shoehorn himself into this role and redeem his "Master of Surprise".

    I don't seem him being able to get past his own ego/personna. Dent was 1) British, and 2) didn't make silly child voices.

    Robin Williams would probably be a better choice, though.

    Arthur "Patch Adams" Dent we don't need. Again, Dent didn't make silly voices and mug for the camera. He cowered and wimpered and was a very small fish out of very large water. I wouldn't mind seeing Alan Cumming play Dent. He can "seem small" well enough I think.

    Jim Carey as Zaphod would truly suck. I can't think of who would not suck, though.

    How about Steven Root as the Vogon Captain? Every see Tripping the Rift?

    The Rolling Stones(old and dead) would make a good Disaster Area, or perhaps The Who...(loud and louder)

    I think you hit this one dead on.

    -B

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  29. It's been done! by rocjoe71 · · Score: 2
    The BEEB made a five-part serial of it over twenty years ago. The quality is Doctor Who circa 1970's quality so it's got zero chance of ever being shown on anything other than BBC, PBS or TVO but it's just perfect in my mind.

    It's been about fifteen years since I saw it and from what I recollect it was fairly true to the original story, I seem to recall they stole some small bits from "Restaurant at the end of the Universe".

    Personally, I don't think it should go through the Hollywood Bland-o-Mizer(tm). Douglas Adams just writes things into stories that you just can't act out-- like in "Mostly Harmless" where they find that guy on the beach 'who lives inside his house which is really outside of the rest of the world'-- it's just much much more fun to read.

    It won't make any difference to me if they make a movie for HHGTTG becuase there is no way you could convince me it's better than reading the book!

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  30. Re:The Movie Making Machine Takes Time by d.valued · · Score: 2

    The most annoying detail about H2G2, from a screenwriting point of view, is that it was originally a radio series.

    Radio writing is dramatically different than writing for the boob tube or the silver screen. You have to make allowances for the fact that the audience imagines the action, the characters, everything.. that you only have one sence to play with. With television, you have sight to worry about, but you are also limited in time.

    Movies are complex beasts... they can be elegant and simple a la 'Signs' (which I recommend seeing without popcorn because of the low tone of the film) or bloody and violent like.. do I really need a list of names?

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  31. Re:Greg's Previews has had info on this for two ye by WEFUNK · · Score: 2

    Coming Attractions has a very detailed and up-to-date listing for HHGTTG.

    The write-up is obviously by a fan; includes this little known tidbit under "Rumors":

    "Word has it the ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal is asking for a cameo or else he'll eat one of the associate producers."

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  32. Strange ... by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 2

    ... that this happens time and time again: Great artists aren't recognized until after they're dead.

  33. Re:Wasn't he... by yoz · · Score: 2

    Yes. In the two years leading up to his death he wrote a couple of new drafts, and already had a production company and Jay Roach on board.

    -- Yoz

  34. Re:Out of sheer respect... by NortWind · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is arcane information, buried, for your enjoyment, in with many meaningless posts.
    Did you know that 9x6=42 if the base is 13.
    Think about it. You may now resume your day.

  35. True by yoz · · Score: 2

    It was Reitman. Check Neil Gaiman's "Don't Panic"

    -- Yoz

  36. Back in the day it was done... by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 2

    As a mini series... I've seen it, and it does no justice to the book. I think I fell asleep during watching it more than once.

    IMDB Entry

  37. Taking Douglas Adams seriously...? by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 2

    it seems a shame that Hollywood had to wait until his death before they took him seriously...

    You're not supposed to take him seriously; he is (was) a comedy writer.

    RMN
    ~~~

  38. Zaphod - Bruce Campbell by lowe0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Clearly, the only man who can play Zaphod is Bruce Campbell. Just pull out your copy and let his voice read some of the lines in your head. Trust me, Bruce is the only man who could deliver, "If there's anything more important than me, I want it caught and shot." (Yeah, I probably misquoted. I'm too lazy to reach the two feet away my copy is sitting and look it up.)

    I hope someone gets this script to Bruce... I'd love to see the role go to him.

  39. Hitchhiker's guide mini-series by Nept · · Score: 2

    How many people saw the early 80s mini-series of THGTTG. On the whole, I rather liked it. It had a lot of the same people as the radio series, Simon Jones as the Book, Peter Jones as Arthur and the same guy for Ford Prefect.

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    1. Re:Hitchhiker's guide mini-series by drewness · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Geoffrey McGovern was Ford in the radio show and David Dixon was Ford in the TV series. But, Mark Wing Davey was Zaphod in both. Oh, and you have your Jones's backwards. :)

  40. Xanth &The Color of Her Panties by Myriad · · Score: 2
    LotR, Guide, what's next? Xanth?

    Hrmm, given some of the colourful titles in the Xanth series that might not be such a good idea.

    Would you tell your girlfriend you and the guys were off to see "The Color of Her Panties"? I'd love to see that... somehow I don't think you'd have long to live though.

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    1. Re:Xanth &The Color of Her Panties by matticus · · Score: 2

      you're kidding, right? Slashdot readers don't have girlfriends or "the guys". Otherwise they wouldn't be posting.
      Oh wait. what does that say about me?
      I better tell the gf I need to go out with the guys...

  41. Re:Arthur Dent == Hugh Grant by brianvan · · Score: 2

    OMG - yes, all along I've thought that Hugh Grant was the perfect... perhaps the ONLY Arthur Dent. He is the only person with the acting chops and the comic timing to play the part.

    Picture Arthur. He's in his mid thirties, he's somewhat meek, he's very British in character, and he screws himself up at times. Very much an antihero. He cannot be played as a thoroughly handsome person, but a handsome person playing an unattractive person will do. The part needs comic timing more than anything. Also, the part needs someone who can play a really unnoticable everyday joe caught in bizarre situations.

    I know that I'm American and I don't quite know the full range of British actors, but I can say that I know no one better to play the part. Watch "Mickey Blue Eyes" and you can see what I'm talking about. He can do the comic timing, and he's quite believable in most roles that he plays. I don't think Rowan Atkinson can do it - he might be well suited to another role, but not this one.

    Now who's gonna play:

    Ford - ehhh, I don't see Jeff Goldblum. He needs to sound British. You might need someone like John Cleese or Robin Williams, only younger and more handsome. Tough call.

    Zaphod - nearly uncastable. Early thirties, highly ridiculous, cocky, fairly handsome (remember, he's the galactic president), and you need to do the second head in a believable way. Could get away with an American in the role. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon can't do it by themselves, but together it would be a hoot. Then again, a better acting experience would come from Brad Pitt... Hey, get the guy from "Scream" and "Scooby Doo" maybe...

    Trillian - also could get away with an American in the role. Mid-twenties, and somewhat attractive but believably intelligent. Who can play the galactic newscaster type? Maybe Sandra Bullock, and that's based from her work in Demolition Man. This is NOT an Angelina Jolie role. This is NOT a Jennifer Lopez role. And please, not Cameron Diaz, Kirsten Dunst, or Amanda Peet. And if you give this role to Denise Richards, please just kill me.

    Slartiblartfast - This might be easy to cast. Ian McKellen may be too busy, though, and definitely overused. Can Donald Sutherland play it very aloof and ditzy? Hmmmm...

    Finally... as a cost cutting move, if you want Vogon costumes, look in the leftovers from "The Fifth Element". Those aliens sure were ugly...

    I'd go on, but I'm drunk.

  42. Re:For those that can't wait: Watch LEXX. by Salsaman · · Score: 2
    Yes, I hadn't thought of it like that...

    Zev==Trillian

    Stanley==Arthur Dent

    Kai==Ford Prefect

    Robot Head==Marvin

    Maybe ?

  43. Animated... by MsGeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Frankly, I have always thought that H2G2 would be best done as an animated movie. My choice to do the honors: Pixar, with John Lasseter as director. This would mean that Pixar would be forced to do a movie with a fair amount of humans in it, but considering how well they did humans in Toy Story II and Monsters Inc. they are up for the task.

    Back when Disney had the movie rights, this would have actually had realistic chances of success. Now that Disney and The Ego Who Ate The World, aka Steve Jobs, are feuding and Disney apparently lost the rights, this is highly unlikely.

    H2G2: International Guidebook Of Mystery? It doesn't look good folks...[sigh]

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    1. Re:Animated... by hitchhacker · · Score: 2

      > Frankly, I have always thought that H2G2 would be best done as an animated movie.

      great idea.

      It would be neat to use the original radio broadcast for the audio... then just the animation would be needed. They wouldn't need to change the script to avoid the ravenous bug-bladder beast of trall. (like the tv series did)

      I wonder if an online community could pull this off with enough support... good way to learn blender when it goes open source. :)

      -metric

  44. Web Site by Bobulusman · · Score: 2, Informative

    In case anyone is not aware, the HGTTG web site the article mentions is http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/. It's the most ambitious, IMHO, of Douglas Adam's projects. Basically, it's an online Guide that you submit information to, the way the Guide in the books is described. It's been running for a few years now, and has quite a bit of stuff.

    The page that DNA submitted about the site can be found here.

    Of course, I'm such a nerd that I've actually submitted an article. Yes, I know I'm a geek....

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  45. Milton Waddams, Vogon Fleet Captain... by MsGeek · · Score: 2
    How about Steven Root [imdb.com] as the Vogon Captain? Every see Tripping the Rift [trippingtherift.com]?

    But...but...but...they had me move the planet 4 times already, and they took my stapler...and...and....well, I guess I'm going to have to burn the planet down...

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    1. Re:Milton Waddams, Vogon Fleet Captain... by Wee · · Score: 2
      Now Milton, we're going to have you move down to Storage B. Yeah... Get yourself a flashlight and a pry bar and go through all those old file cabinets. We, ah, need to find the work order to destroy Earth. Yeah, we've had some complaints that the paperwork has been too hard to find... Yeah...

      Oh, and Milton? I'm going to need to have you come in on second and third shift too. Yeah... We had to "let go" of some people via the airlock, see, and we kind of have to play catch-up, M'kay?

      Thanks, Milton...

      -B

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  46. Re:Recipe for success: by presearch · · Score: 2

    You sir, are a casting genius.

  47. One of my favorite descriptions ever: by jcsehak · · Score: 2

    "The vogon ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

    This illustrates why a movie version will never approach the quality of the written one.

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  48. Re:Complete Casting Call by Dan+Crash · · Score: 2

    Brad Pitt as Beeblebrox? Feckin' brilliant! He'd be perfect, I think. Manic, vain, and cool. Now I'll be disappointed if he's not.

    I can accept Tia Carrera as Trillian, although I was thinking perhaps Uma Thurman could pull it off well.

    Slartibartfast? Gary Oldman is too hammy, methinks. I like the Ian McKellen choice someone else suggested, even though I recognize that's a bit too obvious.

    Vogon Captain: Robbie Coltrane.

    Marvin: Couldn't they get the same fellow who did Marvin for the radio show? It's just a voice, after all. I have a hard time imagining anyone besting his tone of strained ennui.

    Voice of the Guide: John Cleese

    Arthur: Hard choice. Rowan Atkinson isn't average enough. Hugh Grant is probably the best choice I've heard so far, but I don't think he could carry off Arthur's pointed sarcasm. I have to think some more.

    (And we haven't even mentioned Deep Thought or Eddie yet.)

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  49. Re:No matter what happens... by Decimal+Dave · · Score: 2

    Of course, Hollywood will probably cut every reference to the Sirius Cybernetics Complaints Division. The phrase "Share and Enjoy" is like poison to them.

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  50. OT:Re:Who will play Arthur Dent? by Chops · · Score: 2

    In the inimitable words of fark, Reno Smash Puny Humans.

  51. Re:Great! by Sivar · · Score: 2

    They were more than funny. If you look beneath the surface they were full of insights into human behavior and philosophy about our race's place in the universe. Some have theorized that the incredible wit was a cover to expose the masses to some form of real philosophy.
    I doubt that theory, but the books were undeniably witty and brilliant at the same time, not unlike the author.
    On a tangent, a friend's girfriend met Adams when she worked as a receptionist in a hotel.
    "Are you the Douglas Adams?"
    "Which Douglas Adams?"
    The answer was very clear. :)

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  52. a movie? by Nept · · Score: 2

    but yea, I mean, it will take for ever for it to come out. I mean think of all that waiting...oh god, I'm so depressed. I'm not getting you down am I? I mean, you think you have problems, what are you supposed to do with a manically depressed robot?

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  53. Re:Out of sheer respect... by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    Bloody hell, not that old base 13 chestnut.
    Douglas Adams said many many times that he had never made a joke in base 13...

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  54. Re:Arthur Dent == Hugh Grant by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    Ford - ehhh, I don't see Jeff Goldblum. He needs to sound British.
    He's a zarking Betelgeusian, for Zarquon's sake. Seem to remember at one time Goldblum was Adams' choice - but maybe he's too old now.

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  55. Re:Arthur Dent == Hugh Grant by Nept · · Score: 2

    Hell freakin' no! Haven't you guys ever heard of Hugh Laurie? He's a british actor who has achieved a real following with the BBC's adaptation of PG Wodehouse's novels, as well as playing in several other movies (bio on IMDB). His role as Bertie Wooster in the Wodehouse series makes him the perfect Arthur Dent.
    Hugh Grant ... is just so sure of himself. I doubt he can play the real Arthur Dent, the man who continually wanders around the universe in his pyjamas. It just doesn't work.

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  56. screenwriter announced for this... by jdbo · · Score: 2

    ...and it's not good news. Let's just say that it doesn't look like they're focusing on talent, here...

  57. Re:Zaphod - Jon Lovitz by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 2

    I totally thought Zaphod was supposed to be shorter and squat...yeah, that's the ticket. He also has to be really conniving. Lovitz would be perfect. He talks like he has 2 heads already...

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  58. Well i hope they will make it justice. by miffo.swe · · Score: 2

    Douglas Adams books is among the most screwed up books ive ever read in my life and i read quite a lot of books. The language and the totally cranked up fantasy of the books makes it pretty hard to make a movie that makes them justice. For us that has read them its almost bound to be ugly since we all have our own picture of how a vogon looks etc.

    LOTR was in my opinion pretty good but it didnt do the books justice. To make good books into a good movie is almost impossible because the different ways the work. A good book can be almost without visual references but you yourself fills the blanks with whatever suits you. A movie serves everything on a dish and can if it dont match your imagination dissapoint very much.

    Hollywood havent been that good at sticking to whatever the book is but rather what the big star and the producer want to see in the movie. I suspect that this movie will be like most other hollywood movies. A frency in effects and not much work on the real script. Its almost like the scripts is worked out around the FX and not the other way.

    Give the script to the same guys that made LOTR and maybe it rocks but hollywood? The same guys that gave us Roxanne?

    Puuleese!

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    1. Re:Well i hope they will make it justice. by miffo.swe · · Score: 2

      Well in my imagination the monsters was soo much better rendered and the elfes was prettier ond so on bla bla bla. Do you see what i meant? You cant transfer peoples imagination to a screen. Books leaves for your own imagination to fill the blanks and thats why what i read can never be put on film. My interpretion of a book doesnt match any others.

      I didnt say the movie was bad in any way i just meant that the books in my opinion was so much better. They are true masterpieces and even a half assed movie out of those books is a movie much better than 99% of every film made.

      LOTR is one of the best movies i ever have seen. The books is much better. But thats just my opinion. Douglas Adams is ahole other story, where do you find anyone in hollywood with humor? Bill and Teds producer?

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  59. He did mention the planned film in Stockholm.. by tommten · · Score: 2, Interesting

    when he was here promoting the game Starship Titanic (got an autographed copy in my bookshelf, hoping to get it running under wine/winex some day :)
    he mentioned the making of a film, but he wanted things done right.
    He felt that the technology for visual effects had then begin to be more satisfying..
    I remember that he mentioned that he bought back the rights to the film (don't remember from which company). He also mentioned a certian rubberface being proposed to play Zaphod.
    hope to see he finished movie.. been very curious since 1998 :)

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  60. Re:accents by Xerithane · · Score: 2

    Trillian is from the UK.

    She is actually from New York. Remember delivery pizza? A UK accent would work for her though, as long as it had some american influence.

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  61. Re:Complete Casting Call by hitchhacker · · Score: 2

    > Arthur Dent - This is going to be a tough call, but my gut says recycle Mr. Bean.

    My vote goes for Keanu Reeves.

    All you would need to do is tell him to say "What", "I don't understand", and "Where's the tea".
    Who would know the difference? :)

    Plus, I think the role in The Matrix would amplify the world is a computer effect. After all, The Matrix surely came from HGTTG. Deep thought even says: "A computer so large that organic life will make up part of it's operational matrix". (or something like that).

    Arthur: Keanu Reeves
    Ford: Jeff Goldblum
    Zaphod: Brad Pitt
    Trillian: Elizabeth Hurley

    ouch.. that would be an expensive movie. :(
    I go with MsGeek on this one, and make it an animated film. 3D graphics over the original radio series.

    -metric

  62. Re:No one reads anything anymore... by N+Monkey · · Score: 2
    No one reads anything anymore...

    I guess you've never commuted to work on public transport. One day, try taking the train/metro/tube in, for example, London.
  63. Slartibartfast by BluBrick · · Score: 2
    The other Great Exception was Slartibartfast, not sure what the actor's name was, but he truly grokked the character.


    Of course you don't remember his name - he told you it didn't matter!
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  64. Re:Pixar/Zaphod by N+Monkey · · Score: 2
    If Pixar's contract with Disney hasn't expired by that time, how cool would it be to have them animate the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots?

    And here was me thinking Sirius Cybernetics Corp was modelled on a company in Seattle....

    "Share and Enjoy,
    Share and Enjoy,
    With your plastic boy
    Or girl by your side...."

    (pardon any misquoting).
  65. Belgium, man! by SKicker · · Score: 2

    not another good book ruined by hollywood. Books like this will not benefit from this:

    (Fat man in suit sits at a desk. Looks at his digital watch at the time. Opens up his expensive PDA, trys to turn it on, gives up and uses a pen and paper. In barely legible writing he lays down)

    - spend money on fight scenes
    - spend money on special effects
    - spend money on big name actors
    - spend money on advertising

    'ok that looks like it.. hmmm cant help thinking i've forgot something.. oh yes.'

    - write a script

    Hmm 'Terry!?' (tea boy look up from linking paperclips together) 'Got a little job for you, shouldnt take you more than half a day'

    ----

    Hes not being 'taken seriously after his death' as you say, but since hes dead they dont have to take him seriously anymore since the people that will give them the rights will be lawyers who you can appease with money rather than a good film. The radio version of HHGG was great, thats because Adams wrote the script.

    We cant even hope for an amazing tea boy since the script would then be vetoed. Oh God I'm so depressed.

  66. Re:The Movie Making Machine Takes Time by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    The most annoying detail about H2G2, from a screenwriting point of view, is that it was originally a radio series.

    And also from an effects point of view. The whole thing about Zaphod having two heads and three arms was thrown in as a joke because you can do that on Radio. Zaphod's second head originally spoke French. At some point in the second radio series it's implied Zaphod has grown yet another arm...

    Works well on radio. Needs good effects work on screen!

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    "Information wants to be paid"
  67. Re:Complete Casting Call by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    Arthur Dent - This is going to be a tough call, but my gut says recycle Mr. Bean.

    Oh my god NO!!!!!! Rowan Atkinson hasn't done anything good since the last series of Blackadder - and is totally wrong for the part of Arthur Dent...

    Trillian - Tia Carerra. I know, it never said Trillian was asian, but my image of her was always this exotic, immigrant British. If not her, than Mariana Sirtis (sans Troi accent, thank you).

    I seem to remember that in the book, Trillian is described as arabic-looking.

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  68. The Radio Series... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 2

    was better than the books. Well from my point of view. After hearing the radio series the books seem boring. I didn't hear the entire series only to the old man in the hut episode -- the real ruler of the galaxy. The radio series had humour and a flow that was just missing from the books. The TV series was OK but only covered a small portion of the story.

    For example, remember the scene where Arthur Dent hears Marvin humming ... except its "Wish You Were Here" and comments in amazement about him humming Pink Floyd ? Just doesn't transfer well to a book in my opinion. Actually I wish they did it as a mini-series so they could get the whole story. Get the guys who did Third Rock From the Sun to do it ... that has a HGTTG feel about it.

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    1. Re:The Radio Series... by Saint+Fnordius · · Score: 2

      I lestened to the radio series back before there was a novelisation of a TV version. It was groundbreaking in that it actually used the medium to its limits.

      DNA's plots were often a case of him figuratively painting the story into a corner, an pulling a solution out at the last second. I highly recommend the radio scripts for more juicy tidbits.

      Here's hoping that H2G2: The Motion Picture is truthful to the original vision. Hells, if they can get Stephen Moore to speak the part of Marvin, I would be one swotting happy frood.

  69. Re:Greg's Previews has had info on this for two ye by gorilla · · Score: 2

    This is obviously a hoax. The real Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal would eat all of the assoicate producers.

  70. Cool. by Dan+Crash · · Score: 2

    Great idea, aside from the thorny legal issues, but who cares about those. :) If I had modpoints you'd be snacking on 'em now.

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  71. Re:Complete Casting Call by Dan+Crash · · Score: 2

    Douglas Adams seemed to like the idea.

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  72. Re:Complete Casting Call by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 2

    Wrong Hugh. Hugh Laurie would be better. If you want pointed sarcasm, his Mr Palmer in the Ang Lee version of Sense and Sensibility was nothing but pointed sarcasm, and he is similiary sarcastic in his role as the head of MI5 in the recent series 'Spooks'.
    He's not a totally unknown name in the US either, as he's the father in Stuart Little. On TV he was in the third and fourth Blackadder series (as Prince George and Lieutenant George), and also Wooster in the 1990 series.
    Finally, and the clincher - I'd heard it reported on more than one occasion that Adams himself liked the idea of Hugh Laurie.

  73. Re:Arthur Dent == Hugh Grant by schon · · Score: 2

    get the guy from "Scream" and "Scooby Doo" maybe

    You mean Matthew Lillard?

    Good call! I was scratching my head on that one, but I think he has the range and the physical appearance to pull it off..

    Trillian - also could get away with an American in the role. Mid-twenties, and somewhat attractive but believably intelligent.

    For Trillian, the only person I can think of would be Cathy Rogers (producer/host of Junkyard Wars)

    I can't see anyone but a Brit in that role, but if you did cast an American, what about Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller's wife - played Matilda in Zoolander)?

    Another maybe could be Tea Leoni, but she's might be a bit too old for the part.

  74. Re:Complete Casting Call by schon · · Score: 2

    Trillian - Tia Carerra. I know, it never said Trillian was asian, but my image of her was always this exotic, immigrant British. If not her, than Mariana Sirtis (sans Troi accent, thank you)

    No way! Tia Carrere can't play anyone but Tia Carrere - she's a horrible actress!

    And Marina Sirtis is way too old to be picked up at a party by Zaphod.

  75. Supposedly performed on DA's funeral (I wept): by Jens · · Score: 2

    [If you can't recognize the tune, you're in the wrong generation. Run along and play until the grownups are done.]

    When I find myself in times of trouble,
    Douglas Adams comes in view
    Speaking words of wisdom: "Forty-two."
    And in my hour of darkness,
    He is the light that shines on through
    Speaking words of wisdom: "Forty-two."

    Forty-two, forty-two, forty-two, forty-two.
    Whisper words of wisdom: forty-two.

    What are the broken-hearted people
    Living in the world to do?
    There will be an answer: Forty-two.
    For though they may be parted,
    There is still a chance to see what's true.
    There will be an answer: forty-two.

    Forty-two, forty-two, forty-two, forty-two.
    There will be an answer: forty-two.

    [Cue the choir and repeat ad infinitum.]

  76. Re:accents by Xerithane · · Score: 2

    Tell me if I'm wrong* but wasn't the whole pizza delivery thing related to one of the Dirk Gently novels?
    Woo, you are right. That was Kate and the pizza delivery, my memory is going out.

    IIRC Trillian was picked up by Zaphod at a party in Ealing that Arthur attended.

    Islington I believe, and Zaphod gate crashed and Arthur was trying to pick up on Trillian. Which is why Arthur didn't like Zaphod from the beginning.

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  77. As long as he's not the producer! by ArthurDent · · Score: 2

    His only non-MP producing credit is the classic Time Bandits! :)

  78. Re:accents by Xerithane · · Score: 2

    Woot, I've found someone as obsessive as me about DA's stuff :)

    Absolutely. Not only do I read them, but I buy copies for friends to read for good measure. I think mostly so I can make jokes in regards and the get them instead of looking at me like I'm entirely, but not quite, insane.

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  79. Re:The Movie Making Machine Takes Time by d.valued · · Score: 2

    I don't know if you've seen the H2G2 dvd yet, but it's interesting to see what they did, on a shoestring budget, for Zaphod's second head (relatively simple robotics via radio control) and his third arm (second actor when needed for action, prosthetic when not).

    Imagine what a few million would do, besides keep the Teamsters happy ;)

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    Real life is underrated.
  80. Oops... extra arm and head by TekPolitik · · Score: 2

    Damnit. "extra arm and head", not "extra arm and leg".

  81. Re:Zaphod != Matthew Lillard by schon · · Score: 2

    Sorry if that came of combatative, I just really dislike the whole Matthew Lillard/Scream/I Know What You Did Last Summer/Teeny-Bopper Get Laid Movie crowd of actors

    No problem, I can relate..

    I just think that he's not quite as bad as the others... (Jennifer Love Hewitt has nice boobs though .. It's fun to watch her music videos with the sound off :o)