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Slashdot Turns 5

As much as I avoid discussing Slashdot on Slashdot, I figured I'd just take a moment to say that Slashdot is 5 years old now. I've written a Journal Entry with a few more comments on the subject. And yes we know we jumped the shark about a week after we registered the domain name, but we just don't care! Here's hoping we're here 5 years from now doing exactly the same thing with the same folks. (As a side note, due to a data importing bug, we really don't know exactly when we made our debut, but I spent september 97 putting the site together... and when we went live, we didn't even have comments for the first week or so!)

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  1. And Now... by GypC · · Score: 5, Funny

    You get comments almost immediately! First Post!

    1. Re:And Now... by dattaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the early days of slashdot, you had sometimes a few hours to get a first post. If it was early in the morning, you had to wait a while before everyone would wake up and the party would start. The first post back in those days was actually a funny joke. Nowdays its about as novel as crapflooding.

      Silly posts commenting on a funny article was the norm back in those days. Now its brutal competition among the pedantic keepers of wisdom and those who can google out gems of knowledge. Comments back then seem trollish today. But its still fun to see how much information thousands of people can pack into the comments section. Slashdot today is quite an impressive collection of concise facts following each article.

      Mispelled words and poor grammar are just tokens of nostolgia.

  2. A Whole Week? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    when we went live, we didn't even have comments for the first week or so!)

    A whole week before a "First Post" appeared. Bliss.

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    1. Re:A Whole Week? by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      I imagine the first first-post was something witty and insightful like:

      Testing, please ignore.

      First posts haven't improved much since then.

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  3. The secret of ./'s success.... by idiotnot · · Score: 5, Funny

    They didn't buy a Super Bowl ad.

  4. Happy Birthday. by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Funny
    Happy Birthday Slashdot!

    You've taken five years away from my life and I want them back now!

    If not, the penguin gets it :P

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  5. Happy birthday!!! by chrysalis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Slashdot is the site I spent 90% on when I'm connected to the internet. It's the first thing I read every day.

    Slashdot is a source of info, of pure fun and of substancial debates.

    Congrats, Mista Taco!

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    1. Re:Happy birthday!!! by batemanm · · Score: 5, Funny
      and of substancial debates

      Is this in a secret section that I don't have access to? :-)

    2. Re:Happy birthday!!! by pokeyburro · · Score: 5, Funny

      substancial[sic] debates

      It's not what you're thinking. They're people debating while on some substance. Happens all the time. Carry on.

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      Lately democracy seems to be based on the skybox, the Happy Meal box, the X-box, and the idiot box.
    3. Re:Happy birthday!!! by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 5, Funny
      Congrats, Mista Taco!

      It's Commander Taco. He didn't spend 6 years in Taco military school to be called Mista, ok?

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  6. Is it five years only? by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 5, Funny
    Feels like more, and I wasn't even here from the beginning (although this wasn't my first account).

    Five years of
    • AYBABTU
    • Can you imagine a beowolf cluster of these?
    • Natalie Portman naked and petrified
    • Hot grits (down your pants)
    • First post!
    • goatse.cx
    • Page widening
    • BSD is dying
    • Author Stephen King dead at 54
    Like I said, feels like more...
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    1. Re:Is it five years only? by SlamMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, you forgot

      "I'd use a mac, but it only has one button" :-)

      and

      "I got a website running on my coke can. Please slashdot it to a smoldering lump now"

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  7. Aren't we forgetting someting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We've posted nearly 30,000 stories. Deleted a million submissions. Served half a billion pages." ..and brought thousands of servers worldwide to their knees.

  8. Slashdots New Motto by AppyPappy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hauling Down And Stomping Websites For Over 5 Years.

    Every webmasters nightmare.

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  9. Repeat? by smnolde · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait for someone to submit this story in a week and it gets posted again.

  10. Slashdot Birthday -- Drop in productivity by umStefa · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's Interesting, that corresponds with a slow drop in productivity of the Tech sector...

    Hmmm

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  11. Three years and counting.... by richlb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I started scanning /. about three years ago. I had just started with a new company, and no other company I had worked for previously allowed lowly employees like me internet access. With slow dial-up at home, this data pipe into my work computer was amazing.

    I found /. through some mention in a Canadian magazine I had purchased at an airport. Now, I'm not techno-geek, but I'm also not a techno-phobe. Yes, I have Windows. But yes, I run Mozilla. I'm kind of "middle of the road" when it comes to computers.

    I've always found the content on /. to be at the very least interesting, and at the very most informative and entertaining. I've learned a lot about computers, programming and technology through this site. But I've also learned a lot about law, public opinion and other diverse topics.

    I may have missed the first two years, but I'll read for the next two to make up. Although I may not always agree with /. posters, it's frequently the most stimulating thing I read all day.

    Thanks, /. and the /. community.

    SIDE NOTE -- because of /., I've managed to use a lot of what I read to my advantage. frequently, my coworkers will come to me for problems instead of bothering with our slowwwwww IT dept!

  12. Re:jumped the shark? by nagora · · Score: 5, Informative
    See this link for what "jumping the shark" means.

    TWW

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  13. Golden Age by baldass_newbie · · Score: 5, Funny

    we didn't even have comments for the first week or so!

    Is this the 'Golden Age of Slashdot' that I hear so much about?

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  14. /. doesn't delete posts by yerricde · · Score: 5, Informative

    And deleting posts, while morally abhorrent, is the only way to keep ourselves from accidentally reading a 3 page long "taco snotting" FAQ.

    Slashdot generally does not delete comments. Among over 4 million comments posted after the moderation system began, fewer than a half-dozen have been deleted, mostly for flagrant copyright infringement. Other than that, you can get 99.999% of everything posted, even the trash, by reading at -1.

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  15. Karma Whoring by iapetus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's a link to the site. Strange they didn't provide one in the article. Perhaps they're afraid it'll get Slashdotted?

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  16. five years of lost discussions by The+Pim · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Remember how excited we got about google restoring old usenet archives? It's ironic, then, that old slashdot threads are all but lost. You can find and browse them only with some trouble, and searching is almost hopeless. (Have you ever wanted to find an old post of yours? How successful were you?)

    Early slashdot is just as valuable as early usenet, and I think we need to find a way to make it accessible. Isn't there some NNTP gateway code somewhere? Could slashdot export month-old stories for google groups to pick up? I bet the google guys would even help develop a new protocol if necessary.

    Most valuable of all would be to establish a mechanism that other web discussion boards could use, and encourage them to make their archives available. Imagine the power of all your favorite weblogs searchable through one interface. This would be a boon for users and net historians alike.

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  17. Luck be a crossdresser tonight by Graymalkin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Funny how this appeared just above the "what is the net doing to you" article. That is some perverse synchronicity.

    I don't even remember my first post or when exactly it was I first registered. I used to think having a UID above 10,000 made me a Jonny come lately. Now I'm like the girzzled old man that shoos little kids off his front lawn. Maybe from now on I'll use a hose instead of my cane.

    Windows still sucks, Linux is still in beta, AMD makes chips worth buying, 3Dfx is no more, AOL is spelled EVIL, Apple is cool again, Be is no longer cool (sorry OpenBeOS guys), Netscape is abbriviated EVIL, Internet Explorer still sucks, Lord of the Rings was finally made into a movie, The Phantom Menace blew goats, Natalie Portman is still hot despite her lack of petrification, apparently all my base are belong to someone, the internet is now aplace where evil cool people hang out, being a geek still gets you beat up, slashdot has advertisements, Rob STILL doesn't acknowlege story submitters and user comments as being important in the slightest to the popularity of slashdot, Stephen King has died several times at various ages, and even I have imagined a Beowulf cluster of naked and petrified Natalie Portmans pouring hot grits down my pants.

    It's been a strange five years. If I didn't like the ride can I get a refund?

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  18. Est. 1997 by Coplan · · Score: 5, Funny
    Over 2 million First Posts.
    Over 3 million servers stress tested.
    Over 2 million servers successfully slashdotted.

    Welcome to the home of the 1337 H4X0RS!

  19. Deeper Analysis by Hard_Code · · Score: 5, Funny
    And now for some deeper analysis, courtesy of the University of Maine:

    What are 5-Year-Olds Like?
    How I Move:
    • I enjoy activities requiring hand skills.
    • I draw a recognizable person.
    • I am skilled and accurate with simple tools.
    • I can sit still for brief periods.
    • I enjoy jumping, running and skipping.
    • I have adult-like posture in throwing and catching.
    • I have great physical drive.
    • I like dancing, am rhythmic and graceful.
    • I sometimes roughhouse and fight.
    • I am well coordinated.
    How I Think:
    • I am curious about everything.
    • I am ready for short trips into the community.
    • I know my family name and address.
    • I talk clearly about my ideas.
    • I am self-centered about my ideas.
    • I like to be busy making something.
    • I make a plan before starting a project.
    • My attention span is 12 to 28 minutes long.
    • I can carry over play interests for more than one day.
    • I play on a realistic level in dramatic play.
    • I readily use complete sentences.
    • I count 10 objects.

    How I Get Along:
    • I am becoming poised and self-confident.
    • I copy adult behavior and act grown-up.
    • I am aware of rules and define them for others.
    • I play in groups of two to five children.
    • I am less competitive than at age 4.
    • I am sensitive to teasing and get hurt feelings easily.
    • I like the companionship of adults.
    • I have to be right.
    • I am sociable and like to visit.
    • I may get wild, silly and giggly.


    Crafted with love by a fellow slashdotter! :)
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    1. Re:Deeper Analysis by BoBaBrain · · Score: 5, Funny

      I readily use complete sentences.

      I guess you're new here. Welcome to slashdot, or as we like to say "Welcom too SlasDhot".

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  20. Happy Birthday and thanks for a unique site... by SwedishChef · · Score: 5, Informative

    Oh sure... it's not so unique any more but that's because you guys turned back all the code for the site to the community so there are Slashdot clones all over the place. When I first stumbled across /. it was truly unique. It was the first interactive site I found that gave Linux users a place to come to for news about an OS that back then was pretty much unheard of. And then, miracle of the Web, we could even add to the articles!!!

    "Unheard of in 1997?" you ask. Let me give you an example. In 1997 my daughter was a sophomore at the local community college. In a computer course she was given an assignment to write a report on an operating system that was not made by Microsoft.

    Since I was her Dad... and I had used Linux since 1993, she wrote her report on Linux and I helped her. She did a great job but only received a B. The instructor wrote across her paper, "marked down because Linux is a nonexistent system". The instructor thought she had meant to write the report about Unix and got the name wrong!

    So if we've been pushy here on our forum we have good reason. Even now the rest of the media pretty much doesn't understand the Linux movement. They don't understand the "support" issue (I suppose hiring competent people is too much to ask). They don't understand the technical issues (two MS programmers were once given credit for "inventing" symbolic links). And, they don't understand the social issues (we're a community, dammit!).

    I am proud to be a Linux advocate and a /. user. And I want Slashdot to know it. Happy birthday.

    And thanks. :)

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  21. Re:Mod up parent by BrianH · · Score: 5, Informative

    Some idiots forgot their original passwords and had to create new accounts (like me). I remember creating this account and thinking ""A user number in the THIRTEEN THOUSANDS?!?! Everyone will think I'm a freaking n00b!" I don't feel so bad now though :-)

    Unfortunately, most of the early people moved on. Slashdot used to be a very different thing than it is today, with far fewer posts per thread, and with more of an emphasis on discussion than comments. The moderation system kinda did away with that by breaking the linearity of most comments and hiding some others, and the massive influx of new users made those types of discussions unfeasible anyway. When this all happened, many of us whined and complained, but a huge number of users simply left.

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