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Simpsons on the Silver Screen
An anonymous reader writes "It looks like Matt Groening is going to actually go through with it. This article
says that the cast of the Simpsons has signed on for at least 3 feature films. Hooray!" I hope they call them Episodes 4, 5 and 6.
Worst story ever
Je t'aime Stéphanie
Lets just hope that he is not on the George Lucas movie release timeline.
James Woods: Well, my work is done here, I'm off to fight aliens on a faraway planet.
Marge: My, Mr. Woods, I'll look forward to seeing that movie!
James Woods: (Chuckles, eyes dart nervously about) Ahh, yes...heh...a movie....
Like "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie"?
(54% new footage)
spacey synthesizer music
Kodos: The man-planet has produced a Simpsons movie!
Kang: Set coordinates for the obscure, T-shirt-producing planet known as Earth!
Together: AWAHAHAHAAHA!
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Hmmm you went to see the powerpuff girl in the thearter? .... I'm just going to back away from that one.
All TV and no Silver Screen make Homer.. something.. something..
Trolling is a art,
A simpsons movie? That's unpossible!
Boy, I guess the ole' boy got used to having two sources of income when Futurama was on and now just can't cope with one cash cow.
I can't wait to see the Behind the Movie about this one.
Bart: Homer was too drunk to play his parts. He couldn't even remember his lines!
Homer: Oh yeah you little... Do'h!
And god knows we all still miss 'My Little Pony' - the icon of both entertainment and education... a beacon in our miserable little lives.
...mmmm okay.
Wait, no.. I'm thinking of 'Care Bears'. Oh, the humanity.
--
[McP]KAAOS
It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
Skinner: (on intercom) The rehearsal for characters in the new movie will be right here in our school's cafeteria!
(in classroom, all hats get sucked to the roof)
Skinner:oh, yes the air conditioner system will be fixed this weekend.
$cat
d'ough!
Founder, Americans Allied Against Alliteration
Hey McBain! Your last movie sucked!
.. Better
:)
I know... we had script problems from day one.
--
Director: Up and atom!
McBain: Up and at them.
Director: Up and ATOM!
McBain: Up and atdem!
Director: UP AND ATOM!
McBain: UP AND ATEM!
Director:
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We came here to make a movie. A simple movie.. a movie about a radioactive man. But you slick small town folk ruined it! We're going back to Hollywood, where people are still good to each other.
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Homer: The important thing is.. it's got the perfect part for you.. either one of you. It's about a killer robot driving instructor, who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attatched to direct!
Ron: I am not!
Homer: Well. He expressed an interest.
Ron: No I didn't!
Homer: Did too!
Ron: I did not!
Homer: You lie!
Alec: Yeah, Homer, most movie scripts are 120 pages. This has only seventeen. And several pages just have drawings of the time machine.
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[sign on a closed-down movie theatre that reads: Yahoo Serious Festival]
Lisa: I recognize all three of those words but that statement doesn't make any sense.
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Lionel Huntz: This is the clearest case of False Advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story
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Reporter: Don't you think it's dangerous to send civilians into space?
Homer: I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on that terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
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Because any excuse to spread Simpson's quotes is a good excuse to spread Simpson's quotes
"Mind, as manifested by the capacity to make choices, is to some extent present in every electron." -Freeman Dyson
What will Bart be writing on the blackboard?
...
I will not sign major motion picture contracts without reading them first.
I will not sign major motion picture contracts without reading them first.
I will not sign major motion picture contracts without reading them first.
Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
"With 53 percent new footage!"
"Derp de derp."
They are:
1. "Woohoo!"
3. Some more obscure quote from the show;
2. Diatribe about the show's declining quality in recent seasons; or
4. "Worst movie ever."
Take your pick. (Of course, if anybody can figure out a Beowulf cluster joke to shoehorn into the topic at hand, I'm willing to add a #5.)
... I was grounded for bending my wookie.
Very few animated movies are shown live, due to the tremendous strain on the animator's wrists.
~Roy
For the /. crowd:
Homer:
"Welcome to the Internet, my friend.
How can I help you ? "
Geek:
" I am interested in upgrading my 28.8 KBaud
Internet connection to a 1.5 MBit fiber optic T1 line.
Will you be able to provide an IP router, that's
compatible with my TokenRing Ethernet LAN
configuration ? "
Homer: (silence)
Can i have some money now?
Open Source Java Web Forum with LDAP authentication
Zero. Zero is a percent.
The Simpsons I - The Pickle Matrix
The Simpsons II - American Cheese (64 Slices Of...)
The Simpsons III - The Compuglobalhypermega-Net
Bhay-gn-flay-vn! Mm-hai... Now that was some clever vhyving!!
using System.Awesome;
probably is not apropriate in this forum.
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"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
-- The Doctor, "Doctor
MMMmmm... cluster.
M@
Krispy Cream is people
"South Park did it!!!!!!"
Geese are troublesome.
hi!
Krusty: What the hell was that??
... if that's your best, your best won't do... - Twisted Sister