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UUNET/WorldCom Backbone Diffiiculties

FearlessFritz writes "UUnet seems to be having a bad time recently. Several sites in the SouthEast of the US have been slow or down. Here is Worldcom's quote from their web page: 'WorldCom is currently experiencing an interruption of service in various hubs in the U.S. We are working to restore a routing anomaly, and making necessary progress toward resolving this disruption in service.' There are several rumors abounding, but the best is that they performed a hardware upgrade that failed. Is anyone outside of the Southeastern U.S. experiencing the effects of this outage? (I am peered to several providers so I can post!)"

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  1. Please give them some time. by DAldredge · · Score: 3, Funny

    It will take a while for the 3 network techs that havent' been fired yet some time to fix this.

    1. Re:Please give them some time. by DAldredge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Damn. Make that 2 network techs. The 3rd one is busy moding of /.

  2. a voice from the wilderness: by budalite · · Score: 3, Funny

    (the voice from the movie WarGame after the first wave of Russian missile launches hit:) "We're still here!"

  3. Hurricane(s) ? by simetra · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe the recent hurricanes knocked over the trailer containing the routers.

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    1. Re:Hurricane(s) ? by Drey · · Score: 4, Funny

      But did they have a pile of old dead switches and routers in front of it with the grass growing up through the cases?

  4. Roll call by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're not here, raise your hand! If you can't get online, send an e-mail to the network admin!

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    1. Re:Roll call by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 5, Funny
      If you can't get online, send an e-mail to the network admin!
      I just sent him an email about the email being down. Oh, wait, I have an email. Oh. . ., wait, I'm the netwerk admin.

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    2. Re:Roll call by PissingInTheWind · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh. . ., wait, I'm the netwerk admin.

      Funny typo, I read that as 'wait, I'm the netwreck admin'...

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  5. Liars. by viper21 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're just embarassed because they can't figure out how to get CowboyNeal to get down off of their router.

    -S

  6. normal. by tid242 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Dialup: Normal
    Hub: Normal
    Outages: Normal

    this is from their network status page, i try to abstain from being a smart-ass but outages are normal?

    -tid242

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    1. Re:normal. by schon · · Score: 3, Funny

      i try to abstain from being a smart-ass but outages are normal?

      Well, this is Worldcom :o)

    2. Re:normal. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Funny
      ... i try to abstain from being a smart-ass but outages are normal?

      Verity Slob, PR flack for Worldcom, confirmed that Worldcom customers are indeed offline. Asked why the company's website said ``Outages: Normal '', she replied: ``Well, outages are normal if you are a Worldcom sucker. Oh, did I say `sucker'? I meant victim! I mean, I really meant ...'' At this point, Ms. Slob was interrupted by several aides, who sedated and removed her, concluding the press confrence.

      Several Worldcom customers were able to confirm that Ms. Slob's statements had been quite accurate.

  7. I blame Robert Novak... by FyRE666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think his petswarehouse.com site's had so much traffic over the last couple of hours it's exploded and caused a huge chain reaction ;-)

  8. Switzerland... by Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...seems to be fine.

    Oh, come on. Laugh! You know you want to.

  9. Content Filters by ZenBuddha · · Score: 2, Funny

    Must be slowing down from trying to filter all
    that porn after being slapped by the Pennsylvania
    State Government :) JK
    WorldCom Forced To Block Questionable Sites

  10. Oh great... by splume · · Score: 2, Funny

    You've really done it this time /.

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  11. FP! by halftrack · · Score: 2, Funny

    First post! ... no wait.

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  12. /. effect? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 3, Funny

    So they are having routing problems and you put a link to their web page up. Nice of you.

  13. Re:Internet Down, Reboot! by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Funny

    . when our backbones fail... what do we do?

    Slither around on the floor?

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  14. Fixed Now by jimmyCarter · · Score: 2, Funny

    My bad, I fixed the hardware problem. Everything should be working now. -- Al Gore

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  15. restore a routing anomaly by frovingslosh · · Score: 3, Funny

    The problem is pretty clear - they are working to restore a routing anomaly rather than correcting the ones they still have. I would tell them that if they continue to restore anomalies things will only get wrose, but I can't get through to them.

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  16. "Diffiiculties"? by waldoj · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Diffiiculties?"

    Oh, man, it's affecting data transmission quality now.

    -Waldo Jaquith

  17. Re:Looks like everybody is down by thefalconer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Darn, does this mean I'm going to have trouble getting my daily pr0n fix?

  18. Favorite quote from the Post article by Anixamander · · Score: 3, Funny

    The network outage was unrelated to WorldCom's bankruptcy, and the cause is unknown, Burns said.


    I have this image that in order to save money, the are routing all of the Southeast's traffic through and AOL dialup using Windows internet sharing.

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  19. I'm seeing this outage here... by MoneyJunk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can't even get to the Pets Warehouse site!

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  20. Pinky and the Brain by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    I will give you your so called "Internet" back as soon as you declare me King of the World! Pinky, gnaw on that wire some more.

    But Brain, it hurts my teef.

    Pinky! Destiny awaits us!

    Narf!

    Brain taps foot, frowns at Pinky standing alone covered in electrical char with a wire in his mouth.

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  21. Re:I'm a linux sysadmin by yancey · · Score: 2, Funny


    Uhm.. six or seven routers for a 14 node network that could work just fine off a single 16-port switch? That is the biggest case of overkill that I've ever heard!

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  22. Oh Yea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ive been having slow internet access for about 7 years here in the Midwest.

  23. Err what? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    " Is anyone outside of the Southeastern U.S. experiencing the effects of this outage? "

    So let me get this straight: You want the users of Slashdot to report internet outages? And how are we supposed to rule out that Slashdot didn't cause them?

  24. Possible causes by dgb2n · · Score: 3, Funny

    Significant increase in demand.

    Redhat 8.0 ISO's
    Mandrake 9.0 ISO's
    UT 2003

  25. Its obvious by sheepab · · Score: 3, Funny

    Its obviously NOT a backbone problem....Redhat 8.0 just came out a few days ago...of coarse traffic is going to be nuts, and slower than hell, ITS 5 CD'S NOW!(including source, mind you)

  26. The lusers always blame the local admin by ces · · Score: 4, Funny

    The worst part of an outage like this is the users always blame you for any connectivity problems. "I can't get to the D&B website, when are you going to have it fixed?", you patiently explain the circuits to your provider are fine, your provider's circuts are fine, and the problem is either with D&B's network or their provider. "Yeah, whatever, when are you going to have it fixed?", lusers are utterly hopeless, unfortunately you have to at least humor them when they sign your paychecks.

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  27. Sorry guys, that was my bad... by w1r3sp33d · · Score: 2, Funny

    I told the NOC boys that sending those BGP tables to dev/null on the Juniper's would be a good idea since they were starting to take up too much disk space... (too many MCSE's in here anyway!) Now with a few keystrokes I will finish reclaiming their diskspace and deleting their accounts... there we go, and now I am off to "get a cup of coffee" and gather their office toys while they are being escorted out of the building. They won't interupt me from grepping emails again. In the spirit of my mentor, BOFH.

  28. Re:It was a national issue - and now it's up. by mrmag00 · · Score: 2, Funny

    i'd love to be the person who made the mistake. Thats like the ultimate bragging right.

  29. help me by reploid-x · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can someone please come down and fix my internet? Or is the "the server" down?

    I'm going to lunch between 11:30 and 12:30, so that should be a good time for you to fix it.

    Thanks!